Funny story: It's The End of the World, again

It's The End of the World, again

Eighty nine year old Howie "Let's Go" Camping, a Christian with his own radio show said today the world is coming to an end. It's the rapture, when all the right thinking people go to heaven and Jesus comes back to earth to kick a little sinner as...
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Funny story: The Five People You Meet At Christmas Dinner

The Five People You Meet At Christmas Dinner

At the close of yet another Holiday season, complete with all the social interaction stress, heartburn, and credit card debt, which causes a bit of its own monetary stress and heartburn, I hesitated over the proper opening words to this story because although plainly cliché, the description would be entirely accurate. That said, "It was a dark and stormy night". The clan of five was distrib...
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Funny story: Return to the good old bad old days as body of ex-George W Bush appointee found in landfill

Return to the good old bad old days as body of ex-George W Bush appointee found in landfill

Delaware - (Hit 'N' Run): John P Wheeler III's lifeless corpse was found in a Delaware landfill on New Year's Eve, prompting FBI fears of a classic Bush Family Evil Empire comeback. The former presidential aide had worked for Ronald Reagan and bot...
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Funny story: Dear Bradlees: Your Store In Hazlet, NJ Has Terrible Hours Of Operation.

Dear Bradlees: Your Store In Hazlet, NJ Has Terrible Hours Of Operation.

Dear Bradlees: I am writing to complain about the Bradlees department store in Hazlet, NJ, on Route 38 and Poole Road. Will someone explain to me... Why the marquee sign for a Bradlees which closed in 2001 is still illuminated? Who's paying for this? If I'm 10 days late paying my electric bill, JCP&L are here ripping copper wiring out of my junction box, but the f--king Bradlees sign rem...
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Funny story: Arkansas Pastor Hopes to Update Living Bible with "Book of Clem"

Arkansas Pastor Hopes to Update Living Bible with "Book of Clem"

An enterprising clergyman from Little Rock, Arkansas is currently working on the first ever major revision of the Living Bible in order to include the "Book of Clem" to secure a record of the recent inexplicable events which have left the State of Ar...
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Funny story: Newby Isle of Wight Preparing for Easter BEFORE Christmas

Newby Isle of Wight Preparing for Easter BEFORE Christmas

Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, recently heard that Tesco's have already put out Easter Eggs on their shelves. This 'dastardly deed' was carried out on Boxing Day. Newby residents don't seem to think of this as strange at all as new Mayor of Newby, Arthur Askme, said, "We folk of Newby always like to get an' ed start on thee 'olidays. What's the point o' waiting 'till last minute? Ou...
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Funny story: US-UK retailers lobby governments to rename Boxing Day as 'Gift Returning' day

US-UK retailers lobby governments to rename Boxing Day as 'Gift Returning' day

After the calm, the storm. After the lovin' the fightin'. After the euphoria, the letdown. And so it is with the whole business of dreaded Christmas gifting followed by the equally awful and time-consuming Christmas Gift-returning. So it's no w...
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Funny story: Public Can't Believe Hit Movie Was Based on Some Book

Public Can't Believe Hit Movie Was Based on Some Book

(San Diego, CA - January 3, 2011)… As the special effects laden blockbuster motion picture that everyone's been talking about continues to dominate the market, the film is beginning to receive increasingly pronounced critique. While experienced...
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Funny story: Cheques bounce at Fraud Prison

Cheques bounce at Fraud Prison

There was chaos today at HMP Fraud in West Sussex when it was revealed that over 250 prisoners had written cheques for goods they could not pay for. Rioting village shop keepers surrounded the prison fences demanding their money or they would tea...
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Funny story: Study reveals even New Year's "party in my pants" is anti-climax

Study reveals even New Year's "party in my pants" is anti-climax

New research has revealed that even a New Year's "party in my pants" is an anti-climax. The study was carried out by scientists who were intrigued by the constant association with New Year's Eve and an anti-climax. Scientists conducted the stud...
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Funny story: Dead: Anne Francis, Who Stars In Forbidden Planet, At the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show

Dead: Anne Francis, Who Stars In Forbidden Planet, At the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show

Fossilized actress Anne Francis, who was the love interest in the 1950s science-fiction classic "Forbidden Planet" and later was a sexy private eye in "Honey West" on TV, has died at age 80. Isn't That The Lyrics to... How Lazy!! Shhhhhhh! I reme...
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay doused in petrol and held at gunpoint

Gordon Ramsay doused in petrol and held at gunpoint

Gordon Ramsay, the chef (44), was doused in petrol and held at gunpoint while investigating illegal fishing for a television series. A simple trip abroad to look into illegal fishing for shark fins turned into horror for Gordon Ramsey and the TV crew. Surprise! Surprise. What the hell did they expect? Did they expect law-breaking Costa Ricans to welcome a pack of nosey bloody foreigners w...
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Funny story: Coming January 28, 2011: Lock, Stock And Two Balding Mechanics

Coming January 28, 2011: Lock, Stock And Two Balding Mechanics

For 2011, the hottest movie from Xerox Guy Ritchie Studios will be is "Lock, Stock And Two Balding Mechanics", starring Jason Statham and Ben Foster, the Down's Syndrome sufferer who played Angel in the X-Men movies. It is a remake of a Charles Bronson film that no one alive today ever watched. Spoiler Alert! London? Avi: Eighty-six carats. Rosebud: Where? Avi: London. Rosebud: London...
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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Invents Piss-Ant Diaper: Possible Nobel Piss Prize

Dr. Billingsgate Invents Piss-Ant Diaper: Possible Nobel Piss Prize

The Wall Street Journal reported today that multi-doctorated genius, Viscount Billingsgate, was awarded a patent for his minimalistic micro diaper that may reshape the world insofar as the spraying nuisance of piss-ants who leave watermarks on the sw...
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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Throws A Party At His Playboy Mansion Honoring Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Hugh Hefner Throws A Party At His Playboy Mansion Honoring Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Teenage heartthrobs Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were the special guests of an elaborate New Year's Playboy Mansion party hosted by Mr. Playboy himself Hugh Hefner. Hefner, who is 84, said that he decided to honor the...
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Funny story: Rooney and Tevez Demand Transfers following VAT Increase

Rooney and Tevez Demand Transfers following VAT Increase

The morals of Premiership footballers hit a new low today as both Wayne Rooney and Carlos Tevez demanded either a transfer or a wage increase. The justification of both players was based around the VAT increase taking place in January as the UK mo...
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Funny story: No Scenes Allowed for Farquar

No Scenes Allowed for Farquar

The 2nd District Court of the 14th Judicial District announced today that they were holding Harry D. Farquar of Bentonville, Arkansas, on a warrant served by Federal Marshal Clint Bosworth on a charge of manufacturing items that were illegal under re...
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Funny story: "I Pity Poor Queen," says Posh Spice

"I Pity Poor Queen," says Posh Spice

Following our news exclusive of yesterday, there has been an outpouring of sympathy for the Queen. Celebrities on both sides of the 'Pond' have flooded the Royal internet site with offers of help. "We can't bear to think of poor HRH homeless!" exc...
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Funny story: Spoof Writers Return to Writing Following Escape from Prison

Spoof Writers Return to Writing Following Escape from Prison

TheSpoof.com was mildly interested to see 2 of its less popular writers return to spoof writing, after a daredevil escape from the HM Holloway Prison. Collins, aged 92, and Dutton, aged 91, had spent the prior 9 months to the escape fashioning a h...
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Funny story: Real Lives: The Hairdresser

Real Lives: The Hairdresser

Today, we speak to Larry Limpit, Hairdresser to the stars. HELLO LARRY, WHEN DID YOU START HAIRDRESSING? "Oh, let me see, it was just after my mother had her veins done, and Slack Alice had the bends. So it would be about 1966 in the winter, cos I had the palsy." DO YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK? "Love every minute of it sweety, the glamour, the drama, Everhard with his tantrums, every day...
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Funny story: Blackburn Sign Wrong Ronaldinho in January Transfer Chaos

Blackburn Sign Wrong Ronaldinho in January Transfer Chaos

Blackburn FC have been forced to apologise to its fans today after completing the signing of the wrong person, in a desperate attempt to sign Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho. Instead they managed to sign an 87 year old, former butcher, called Ronal...
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Funny story: Lost Page to Bill of Rights Discovered; President Obama Launches New Government Program

Lost Page to Bill of Rights Discovered; President Obama Launches New Government Program

The White House Press Secretary has just issued a statement announcing the formation of a massive new government agency. This new agency will be responsible for running a number of new Federal programs authorized by President Obama by executive or...
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Funny story: Book Of Revelation Updated To Include Snooki Ball-drop As Sign Of Apocalypse

Book Of Revelation Updated To Include Snooki Ball-drop As Sign Of Apocalypse

The Catholic Church has announced that God has commanded them to revise the Book Of Revelation, to include MTV's "Snooki Ball-drop" as a sign of the Apocalypse. "OK, here's the deal," said the Pope, whose name I am too lazy to research. I think i...
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Funny story: Bill Belichick Headed to the Longhorns?

Bill Belichick Headed to the Longhorns?

Unsubstantiated reports have insinuated that sources close to, or in the same area code as, the New England Patriots' Bill Belichick have it on "good authority" that the two-time NFL Coach of the Year and three-time Super Bowl winner has been contact...
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Funny story: Pete Postlethwaite, Zsa-Zsa Gabor's Right Leg Dead

Pete Postlethwaite, Zsa-Zsa Gabor's Right Leg Dead

Oscar-nominated actor Pete Postlethwaite, who starred in "Inception" and "The Usual Suspects," has died at the age of 64, his agent said Monday. Please direct hate mail to... get.overit@God-forbid-i-make-fun-of-a-Brit.web ...my next-door neighbo...
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Funny story: US Navy's latest assignment is, making Pornos!

US Navy's latest assignment is, making Pornos!

Recent US Navy manoeuvres are not quite what one expects from the world's mightiest navy. Instead of participating in NATO manoeuvres and other strategic, military assignments the US navy have been ordered to organise a "porn" industry on board. P...
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Funny story: Queen could die from solar eclipse-related sunstroke say Palace quacks

Queen could die from solar eclipse-related sunstroke say Palace quacks

Sandringham, Norfolk - (Aneurysms): The imminent solar eclipse is playing havoc with the Queen, who has been diagnosed Whorse de Combat with congenital swine flu. Palace physicians fear her Circle of Wallis arteries at the base of the brain have b...
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Funny story: New format for "X-Factor" 2011

New format for "X-Factor" 2011

Simon Cowell, the well known vertically-challenged personality-vacuum who wears his trousers up under his chin and his sister's v-neck jumpers, today appeared outside his Surrey mansion to announce that for 2011 there would be a few changes to X-FAC...
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Funny story: America's Number One Movie - 'The Little Fockers' Has The Citizens Group, 'Folks Against Double Entendres' In An Uproar!

America's Number One Movie - 'The Little Fockers' Has The Citizens Group, 'Folks Against Double Entendres' In An Uproar!

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - According to a published report that appeared in The Chattanooga Bulletin Bugle newspaper the Chattanooga based Folks Against Double Entendres organization is picketing theaters where the hit movie The Little Fockers is being...
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Funny story: Without RALs, Today Begins H&R Block's Countdown To Insolvency.

Without RALs, Today Begins H&R Block's Countdown To Insolvency.

For the 214 people who still use H&R Block to prepare their income tax return, there will be a huge surprise at the interview desk in 2011, and it won't be lower prices: H&R Block can't offer to loan you your own money in anticipation of a ta...
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Funny story: Man Spills Soup and Finds Jesus

Man Spills Soup and Finds Jesus

An elderly gentleman from Blackpool finds him at the centre of a religious whirlwind today following an incident as he was making his lunch. Whilst making his favourite soup, he accidentally slipped and spilled the pan across his breadboard. Aft...
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Funny story: Shania Twain Weds The Ex-Husband of Her Ex-Husband's Lover Who Is Shania's New Husband's Ex-Wife

Shania Twain Weds The Ex-Husband of Her Ex-Husband's Lover Who Is Shania's New Husband's Ex-Wife

RINCON, Puerto Rico - In a sterling example of what can happen when close couples begin to play 'Hide The Salami' amongst themselves Canadian country music singer Shania Twain has married Frederic "Lucky Dude" Thiebaud in the town of Rincon, Puerto R...
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Funny story: Irish Water Crisis Averted

Irish Water Crisis Averted

It was announced this morning by Seamus McTootlepootle, the Chairman and MD of Irish Water PLC, that the cases of fluid deprivation recently experienced by millions will be temporarily eased by the timely and selfless actions of a group of philanthro...
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Funny story: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Fined For Illegally Displaying Her "Tata's" At A Pittsburgh Pizza Parlor

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Fined For Illegally Displaying Her "Tata's" At A Pittsburgh Pizza Parlor

PITTSBURGH - The Pittsburgh Pressing Post is reporting that one of the stars of The Jersey Shore, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was taken into custody and charged with illegally displaying her breasts in a public eatery. Vinnie Manfancuso, evening manag...
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Funny story: Please, Buy Them Guitar Hero

Please, Buy Them Guitar Hero

In this country we pride ourselves on being a technologically advanced nation. Sure, we may not be in the league of Japan or the USA but we are definitely no slouches. That is why a recent survey by electronic games retailer E-Games has come as suc...
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Funny story: Raunchy Navy Videos Leaked to Media to Refute Don't Ask, Don't Tell Rumors

Raunchy Navy Videos Leaked to Media to Refute Don't Ask, Don't Tell Rumors

An unidentified Naval Commander, speaking on the condition of anonymity, claims that it was necessary to make and leak raunchy sex videos to show the world that the majority of servicemen in the Navy are not homosexual, as the repeal of Don't Ask, Do...
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Funny story: Local Man Looks Out Window - Gets The Weather Wrong

Local Man Looks Out Window - Gets The Weather Wrong

Des Moines, IA - Insurance Salesman Walter Burns is under fire. Burns, an employee at National Insurance, was asked about the weather by a coworker. Burns looked out the window and reported what he saw. "It was sunny. The sun was out," said Bur...
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Funny story: New Recipe For Putrid Party Political Pie

New Recipe For Putrid Party Political Pie

Inchcock Chambers - Spoofer, reporter, and decrepit unemployed, uneducated, undisciplined, lonely, incredibly ugly, pot bellied and unrefined elderly miscreant from Nottingham (Highest gun crime in the UK outside of London), would like to present his recipe for his own culinary creation called Putrid Party Political Pie. He hopes this in depth explanatory recipe will clarify the reason for the...
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Funny story: Rowling threatens Suicide Over Snub in New Year's Honours List

Rowling threatens Suicide Over Snub in New Year's Honours List

"So what happened this time around with the recuperating-from-poverty J.K.Rowling and that elusive Damehood? Couldn't her pals in government and the media who have been hiding her sorry ass from scrutiny for years and years swing it for her? Did she not dump enough ill-gotten spondoolicks into Labour's coffers and God knows what other powerful pockets? Kids, blogs, gremlins, foreigners, dope addic...
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Funny story: Twilight Trash Can Stuck at Customs in Oregon

Twilight Trash Can Stuck at Customs in Oregon

Twilight fans waiting for more source material on the fourth installment of the box office sensation will have to wait a little while longer. It appears that David Johnston of Legend Freeway fame and "the Twilight trash can" have been retained at th...
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Funny story: NBA Bombshell: LeBron James Is So Upset With The Cleveland Cavalier Fans That He Is Buying The Team and Moving It

NBA Bombshell: LeBron James Is So Upset With The Cleveland Cavalier Fans That He Is Buying The Team and Moving It

MIAMI - The Miami Morning Messenger Mirror newspaper is reporting that LeBron James, of the NBA Miami Heat is reportedly so upset with the way his ex-Cleveland Cavalier fans are treating him that he is planning on buying the Cavaliers team and moving...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez' American Idol Shocker! The Latina Diva Took The Judges Job To Pay Off Her Husband's Bullfighting Debts

Jennifer Lopez' American Idol Shocker! The Latina Diva Took The Judges Job To Pay Off Her Husband's Bullfighting Debts

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that they have just learned the real reason why Jennifer Lopez, aka J-Lo signed on to be one of the judges on American Idol. According to T4 reporter Fauna Goobergarden it appears that Jennife...
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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Is Pre-Empted In Order To Show The Special "Bristol Palin Takes You On A Tour Of Her New Arizona Home"

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Is Pre-Empted In Order To Show The Special "Bristol Palin Takes You On A Tour Of Her New Arizona Home"

HOLLYWOOD - The executives of the TLC Network have decided to pre-empt the season finale of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska in order to bring the American viewing public a special starring Sarah Palin's oldest daughter Bristol. Bristol who took third...
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Funny story: Future News: Past Found to Have Stupid Ideas About Future

Future News: Past Found to Have Stupid Ideas About Future

(Published 2060) - LONDON - After 15,000 hours of audio and footage, and 1,900,000 pieces of writing, scientists have made a conclusion. The people of the Old Age had a pretty screwed up view of the future. "They expect world peace to have happened," said Dr. Emily Toyota Watts, "With all these transnational companies literally fighting over target markets? Right now it's the... ... Disney-M...
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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Turns into a Woman

Hugh Hefner Turns into a Woman

Dr. Freddie Schulz was very laid back about the whole thing. We were in a Malibu private clinic where he was treating media mogul Hugh Hefner. The doctor was referring to "Androgynitus" an extremely rare psycho-sexual physical affliction, so biz...
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Funny story: 60th Anniversary Archers Plot Twists see "Ambridge shaken to the core"

60th Anniversary Archers Plot Twists see "Ambridge shaken to the core"

The BBC radio show "The Archers" has celebrated its 60th anniversary episode with some dramatic twists that had been kept secret from the listeners. The most notable twist saw David Beckham crash through the sleepy village of Ambridge in a truck.
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