Funny story: Brits Still Baffled By Big Society

Brits Still Baffled By Big Society

PM David Cameron still has a long way to go to sell his Big Society to the nation, a poll by The Daily Arse has revealed. The shocking stats will leave Cameron reeling as he tries to transform the lame duck UK into a pedigree racing pigeon. Some, in fact all, the results of the Daily Rottweiller poll results were: How Well Do You Understand The Big Society? Fuck Off 5% Is It Like Big Br...
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Funny story: Woman from Amsterdam smoking cafe called BBC Crimebotch following Jo Yeates TV appeal

Woman from Amsterdam smoking cafe called BBC Crimebotch following Jo Yeates TV appeal

Holland - (Double Dutch): Detectives believe a Dutch female may have supplied the vital clue that grassed up Jo Yeates suspect Vincent Tabak. The confidential call came from Amsterdam's Carlos Castenada Coffeshop, just off Leidseplein, from an uns...
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Funny story: Unfair for Murdoch

Unfair for Murdoch

News International boss, Rupert Murdoch, is reportedly depressed. It has been a tough time for him. First he discovers that, without his knowledge, some of his journalists on the News of the World have been hacking into voicemails. This has shocke...
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Funny story: Prince Philip takes multicultural awareness course

Prince Philip takes multicultural awareness course

The Duke of Edinburgh yesterday arrived at the South Lynn Women's Institute in Norfolk to cheers and a plethora of union jacks, but rather than being on an official visit he was there to learn how to change his behaviour. Following a recent court...
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Funny story: Mad Pieman Responsible for Louisiana Blackbird Kill, Mystery Finally Solved

Mad Pieman Responsible for Louisiana Blackbird Kill, Mystery Finally Solved

After weeks of investigating the sudden death of thousands of blackbirds that had fallen from the sky after the New Year in the state of Louisiana, it was discovered that the cause of their death was due to a mad pieman who lived in the area. Th...
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Funny story: Shamed, unnamed Premier League footy stars caught on film with their D&G pants down!

Shamed, unnamed Premier League footy stars caught on film with their D&G pants down!

Two unknown unnamed, over-paid and very horny Premier League footy stars have been caught with their designer pants down on video. Every footy fan in the UK is asking who the hell could be so stupid as to get caught having a "gang-bang" on video...
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Funny story: John Peurach Named Spoof Op Ed Writer, Gets Whole Section to Himself!

John Peurach Named Spoof Op Ed Writer, Gets Whole Section to Himself!

Holy Written Grail, or in other words, verbose, erudite Left Coast Writer John Peurach, was informed today by Spoof.Com editorial spokesman, editor, publisher and payroll supervisor, Sir Marcus Looftoon, that he would be spearheading the brand new Spoof Op Ed section of the daily on line tabloid. Peurach, who has garnered a spoof cult following in recent months due to his studied and lengthly...
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Funny story: It Appears That American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Has Decided To Fill Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell's Shoes

It Appears That American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Has Decided To Fill Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell's Shoes

NASHVILLE - The producers of American Idol have decided to lower the requirement age for AI contestants down to 15. And they have done this in anticipation of Simon Cowell's brand new soon to hit the airwaves show X-Factor. Cowell's American versi...
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Funny story: O'Bama Mandate: US Now to Export all "Green Jobs" To Ireland Instead of China To Keep Irish Vote for 2012!

O'Bama Mandate: US Now to Export all "Green Jobs" To Ireland Instead of China To Keep Irish Vote for 2012!

In a startling reversal of international trade policy, President Barrack "Paddy" O'Bama directed his Secretary of Commerce to enforce his new Presidential Mandate requiring all outsourcing of Green Jobs and Products go to Ireland to reverse the imba...
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Funny story: UK man caught red-cocked having sex with a horse, hope it was a filly!

UK man caught red-cocked having sex with a horse, hope it was a filly!

A UK man who was caught having sex with a horse after being filmed on CCTV has admitted he made a "huge" mistake because he tried to gallop away, then he was caught and then he admitted, "mounting horsies is not for faint hearts and mini-dicks?"...
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Funny story: Hovering Man Banned From Cardiff

Hovering Man Banned From Cardiff

Astonishing news today from a Cardiff court where Leighton Brynn-Williams-Bellamy (the only Welshman with a triple barrelled surname) was banned from hovering in public places! The art of levitation has been handed down through generations of his...
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Funny story: Birmingham bans Meerkat Carpets...and also Meerkat Kebabs.

Birmingham bans Meerkat Carpets...and also Meerkat Kebabs.

Birmingham City Council have tonight issued a statement saying that they are banning the sale of Meerkat Carpets. They say it is an outrage that the wool of the furry little creatures has been used in such a way. They also said they will be ban...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Devastated As Her Bodyguard Quits

Kate Gosselin Devastated As Her Bodyguard Quits

READING, Pennsylvania - The woman who proved to America that one does not have to really know how to dance in order to advance on the reality dancing show Dancing With The Stars is reportedly quite devastated Kate "Graceless" Gosselin, the woman w...
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Funny story: 'Don't blame the officials - blame the players,' says Sir Trev.

'Don't blame the officials - blame the players,' says Sir Trev.

According to the FA's Director of Football Development, Sir Trevor Brooking, the future prospects of England's football team in international competitions will be greatly increased with the intended opening next year of the £100 million National Fo...
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Funny story: "No Lisping" To Replace "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

"No Lisping" To Replace "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Admiral John Mullen, issued a statement today regarding new guidelines to be included in the Uniform Code of Military Justice. With the repeal of the "don't ask, don't tell" rule, the Pentagon has been working...
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Funny story: Reclusive Curmudgeon and Biochemist "Frankie The J", Invents Cure-All Drug

Reclusive Curmudgeon and Biochemist "Frankie The J", Invents Cure-All Drug

Normally shy and privacy minded biochemist only known as "Frankie The J", has released a series of findings from laboratory drug trials to the New England Journal of Medicine this week, confirming the potency of a newly patented cure-all drug. Rep...
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Funny story: HMP Ford to be saved

HMP Ford to be saved

A leaked report from the Ministry of Justice suggests that ministers wish to save HMP Ford, the open prison in Sussex which was last seen going up in smoke, because, were it to close there would be nowhere to send disgraced MPS, Lords and D List cele...
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Funny story: A Glimpse Of The Future: Man's First Walk On Mars, An Interview With The Men That Conquered The Planet.

A Glimpse Of The Future: Man's First Walk On Mars, An Interview With The Men That Conquered The Planet.

With man's unrelenting passion for the conquering of space, it was with great fascination that the population of this humble planet Earth, stood gazing at the sky Sunday last. We were finally going to set foot upon the famous 'red planet'. We were to leave our first human footprint on that rugged and angry place, far off, yet known throughout humanity. We, as a race, would finally walk on Mars!...
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Funny story: Jasmine Villegas Reveals An Interesting Intimate Secret About Justin Bieber

Jasmine Villegas Reveals An Interesting Intimate Secret About Justin Bieber

LOS ANGELES - Jasmine Villegas, who not only was Justin Bieber's opening act last year but who also dated the young Canadian for two months has revealed an intimate detail about the Bieber. Villegas, 17, who starred on the Disney Channel's spin-of...
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Funny story: Tea Partiers Found to Emit Obnoxious Gas, Can Be Used for Fuel

Tea Partiers Found to Emit Obnoxious Gas, Can Be Used for Fuel

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Tea Party, nothing to do with Tea or Parties, has been found out to be a form of gas. The gas, which is very obnoxious, from one Partier, releases enough enery to power the entirety of New York City for several years. (One y...
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Funny story: Parallel Universe: Dictator Obama Shows What Nation Would Look Like In a Democracy

Parallel Universe: Dictator Obama Shows What Nation Would Look Like In a Democracy

ANGELS' GROVE CITY, CA - The Leader Obama, has, with the help of some film studios, depicted Americana as if it were a democratic state. Research and creative abilities have been poured into what the nation would look like, including renaming Ange...
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Funny story: Helpline for tattoo victims launched

Helpline for tattoo victims launched

Following on from the unveiling of Cheryl Cole's new back tattoo which promises to make her look really wonderful as a millionaire sunbathing pensioner in Monaco in a few decades' time, the National Union of Mentally Perplexed Tattooed Youth - NUMPTY...
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Funny story: Daily tips for successful Insider dealing and the immanent closure of British Leyland in early in 2012

Daily tips for successful Insider dealing and the immanent closure of British Leyland in early in 2012

Good morning loyal readers and I hope today finds you happy with your fingers poised on your screens, ready for another day's dealing, or as I like to call it, hawking your soul. I was up at 3 o'clock this morning for a breakfast meeting with Roy Jenkins however he had nothing of use to say. I am of the opinion that like most of the present cabinet, his recent political contributions resemb...
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Funny story: Chill In Chile Chills Chili

Chill In Chile Chills Chili

Santiago, Chile - Chileans awoke today to a chilly January day, despite the Summer season. The cold weather was a shock to many, according to Chick Chichano. Mr. Chichano is a recent immigrant to Chile from Chicago. He is the Chief Operating Offic...
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Funny story: 'Veteran sex bomb' Julie Burchill about to step into Andy Coulson's shoes?

'Veteran sex bomb' Julie Burchill about to step into Andy Coulson's shoes?

London - (Hackers): A leather-jacketed biker chick pic of Burchill used to hang in Conservative Party HQ during the 1980s, admittedly at least 50lb and four dress sizes ago. Mrs Thatcher's grandees were cock-a-hoop about a newspaper column she wr...
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Funny story: My Life on Facebook

My Life on Facebook

I have 560 friends on face book and growing. In my real life I have 3. My 560 friends live in really interesting places and have very interesting jobs and hair styles. My real friends are Accountants and Teachers and live in Tempalouge. In turn each of them has hundreds of friends…. well some of them only have 6. But their probably out a lot, therefore they don't have the chance to meet people on...
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Funny story: Vincent Tabak - The Flying Dutchman

Vincent Tabak - The Flying Dutchman

Vincent Tabak arrived home from work on the 17th December with a swish of cold air and a crunch on the gravel of his mansion at 66 Canning Road, Bristol. His breath was coming out in great white puffs. His fingers were painfully frost-bitten by the cold December wind. He dismounted from his bicycle only to see Wizard and one of his cronies parked at the front of the mansion. Being a polit...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Makes Sharon Osbourne Go All Broody

Justin Bieber Makes Sharon Osbourne Go All Broody

Sharon Osboutrne wants to hear the patter of tiny feet again after meeting youthful singing sensation, Justin Bieber. Sharon and husband, rock wildman Ozzy, met the young singer on the set of an ad for the Superbowl, where Oz and Justin had to dre...
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Funny story: Priyanka Chopra and Katrina Kaif raided for disproportionate assets: IT sleuths recover $1million and 18 autographs

Priyanka Chopra and Katrina Kaif raided for disproportionate assets: IT sleuths recover $1million and 18 autographs

The massive spike in attendance in the IT-department seems to have finally been explained. Income Tax sleuths allegedly uncovered 6 crores and 18 autographs at Chopra's house. "The tax department of late has become quite efficient. And I got my...
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Funny story: Tea Party Budget Cuts Include Repealing Gravity

Tea Party Budget Cuts Include Repealing Gravity

WASHINGTON D.C. - The Tea Party routinely campaigns on cutting the size of government, and statements made by elected tea party members now show us just how they plan on doing so. With Washington talking about various proposals to reduce the defic...
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Funny story: Kid Rock's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

Kid Rock's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

DETROIT - The word coming out of Detroit is that white heavy metal rapper Kid Rock's marriage has hit a snag and is reportedly on the rocks. The native of Romeo, Michigan, whose real name is Robert James Ritchie has certainly more than played the...
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Funny story: Obama Stops Construction of Border Fence, Cites Mexican Catapult

Obama Stops Construction of Border Fence, Cites Mexican Catapult

President Barrack Obama announced at a press conference today that the US would scrap all plans to complete a border fence to keep out Mexican drug runners and citizens from Mexico and other Central American countries from entering the US illegally.
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Funny story: The Truth Behind Selena Gomez' Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, Meltdown

The Truth Behind Selena Gomez' Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, Meltdown

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The star of the Disney Channel Original Series The Wizards of Waverly Place Selena Gomez traveled down to Cabo San Lucas for a much needed vacation. Gomez who last summer had the #1 hit "I Can Giggle And Wiggle And Fa Shiz...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle has been invited to Canada by Spoof Writer Lady Godiva

Susan Boyle has been invited to Canada by Spoof Writer Lady Godiva

Lady Godiva has been a great fan of Susan Boyle ever since a friend emailed her he audition tape from the BGT auditions. Lady G. does not watch reality shows but was so blown away, as were thousands, if not millions, of others by Susan's remarkabl...
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Funny story: Man Marries His Split Personality

Man Marries His Split Personality

Philadelphia, PA - A local man has married his better half in a civil ceremony. Don Won married Dawn Wo today at City Hall. Don is the dominant personality who shares a physical body with Dawn, a statuesque brunette. The couple plans to go to the...
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Funny story: "Star Trek 2011 Series Unrealistic" says NASA

"Star Trek 2011 Series Unrealistic" says NASA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After news emerged of a Star Trek reboot for 2011, set in 2115, NASA has decried the show over its episodic content. NASA has said that the Enterprise-G would not not be able to achieve Warp Factor 5 (roughly 200,000,000,000,000...
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Funny story: Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Saturday's men's final will be the climax of a record-breaking Australian Open 2011, as the Rod Laver Arena hosts the first-ever all-marsupial title contest. The match, between an Eastern Grey Kangaroo and a Wombat, will be the first-ever grand sl...
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Funny story: Obama Actually Pure Energy

Obama Actually Pure Energy

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A new leaked memo has found out that President Obama is not actually a human. By a technicality, this means that Obama was not, is not, and will not be eligible for citizenship of the entire human race, let alone the world's lar...
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Funny story: Hairapy Sweeps the US

Hairapy Sweeps the US

A new shopping complex has opened up in Hollywood's Bel Air. But it is no ordinary shopping mall. It is run entirely by nurses and trained professionals in psychology and psychotherapy. It covers ten acres, is four stories high and houses many shops,...
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