Funny story: Spoof writer 'Lady Godiva' is about to reveal that one of the male Spoofers is her half brother

Spoof writer 'Lady Godiva' is about to reveal that one of the male Spoofers is her half brother

Lady Godiva confided in another Spoof Writer that she recently discovered a fellow spoof writer is indeed her half brother. She is wondering whether or not, at this time, to conduct a POLL on The Spoof site and let the writers have a bit o' fun wi...
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Funny story: Ed Milliband to receive Top Secret Vocal Training

Ed Milliband to receive Top Secret Vocal Training

Ed Miliband is to receive top secret vocal training from a Scottish Politician with an indefatigable nature. That Politician also happens to be a Super Agent who has been a member of the union of The superheroes for 30 years. The superheroes believe...
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Funny story: God Admits Neanderthals Were His Real Chosen People

God Admits Neanderthals Were His Real Chosen People

Today God let it accidentally slip that the Neanderthals were his first and only choice to be his Chosen People. God created Neanderthals, he said, bigger, stronger, and more intelligent than humans. They were destined to create a peaceful civili...
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

CHICAGO - After shocking her viewers by recently announcing on her television show The Oprah Winfrey Show that she had a half sister that she had no idea she had, Oprah Winfrey has once again dropped another "Family" bombshell. Ms. Winfrey announc...
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Funny story: You are never too old to learn - Susan Boyle is in training to become football official

You are never too old to learn - Susan Boyle is in training to become football official

You are never too old to learn something new. Having heard and read the news of male sports announcers ridiculing a female referee's assistant - hinting at the fact that she should learn 'the offside rule', Susan Boyle was extremely upset and decided to do something about it. "Och! A was reet mad when A heard about those chappies meckking fun o' the wee lassie. She go' the 'call' right! Who...
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Funny story: Fanatics overthrow SuBo's management team!

Fanatics overthrow SuBo's management team!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they have overthrown her management team, and will be taking over all management responsibilities effective immediately. "Well, it is clear that we, Susan's fans, are the ones who know what is best for her. It doesn't matter to us that her team are highly respected, well experienced music industry professionals, and we're...
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Funny story: Listening to Luther Vandross May Cause Inflation

Listening to Luther Vandross May Cause Inflation

Scientists at the famed 'Terence Trent D'Arby Research Institute' released findings today claiming that in extreme cases, listening to soul legend Luther Vandross can cause inflation. "We kept test subjects in isolation over a two year period, pla...
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Funny story: Othello - The Obama Version

Othello - The Obama Version

OTHELLO REWRITTEN (OUR PARDONS TO SHAKESPEARE) Yes, this is a cheap ripped off, chintzy version of Shakespeare, written to reflect our modern times and our modern circumstances, mainly that of Obama being President and having Hillary as his secretary. Think that's gonna last? Ha! Just see what happens in this new retelling of one of Shakespeare's most famous plays- Othello. There...
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Funny story: Did Emily Williams introduce Tanja Morson to Jo accused Vincent Tabak?

Did Emily Williams introduce Tanja Morson to Jo accused Vincent Tabak?

Bristol - (Sock-It-To-Em!): She generously allowed Tabak to lodge in her Aberdeen Road home while police probed tragic Jo Yeates' death. This week Emily Williams is still incommunicado 'somewhere in Chile' as Bristol Ram drinkers ponder who grasse...
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Funny story: Ten Brand New State License Plate Slogans For 2011

Ten Brand New State License Plate Slogans For 2011

The United States Commission on State License Plate Slogan Approval has just released a list of ten states who have been granted permission to use brand new vehicle license plate slogans for 2011. States on the average change their license plate slogans about once every four years except for Arizona and Alaska. Arizona has kept their license plate slogan "Dammit - It's Hot!" for the past 27...
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Funny story: Gorilla proves that humans are just hairless apes!

Gorilla proves that humans are just hairless apes!

A gorilla who resides in a UK Safari Park has proven what Charles Darwin already knew, humans are just gormless, "hairless" apes! The gorilla's name is Ambam and has proven to the world that Gorilla's and other apes are much further down the evolu...
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Funny story: Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Defence Lawyer Appointed

Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Defence Lawyer Appointed

Staunch supporters in the Netherlands have made vast financial donations toward ensuring Vincent Tabak is properly represented in court. Outrageous comedian, Jimmy Carr, who practiced law for 12 years before becoming Britain's best loved comedian...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Guest Star On "Growing Up Kardashian"

Justin Bieber To Guest Star On "Growing Up Kardashian"

HOLLYWOOD - It has been confirmed that teen singing sensation Justin Bieber will be appearing on the reality show Growing Up Kardashian. Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that the 16-year-old Canadian heartthrob has always had a special place in his he...
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Funny story: Oprah approaches Susan Boyle - offers Subo her own chat show at her new Production Company

Oprah approaches Susan Boyle - offers Subo her own chat show at her new Production Company

Oprah has approached Susan Boyle to join her new production company. She has offered Susan her own chat show which will be filmed in Britain and Susan will be allowed to choose her own guests. Susan is said to be delighted at the prospect of being...
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Funny story: Sweet manufacturer launches new confectionary in UK - The Chocolate Star Fish!

Sweet manufacturer launches new confectionary in UK - The Chocolate Star Fish!

A Spanish sweet manufacturer has dropped a galactic bolock, launching a new candy bar called The Chocolate Star Fish. The advertising campaign doesn't help either having the slogan: 'Go on, give it a lick.' The phrase best known for describing one...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Charlie Sheen Reportedly Seen Sucking Face At The La Brea Tar Pits

Heidi Montag and Charlie Sheen Reportedly Seen Sucking Face At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA - The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette is reporting that an extremely reliable source who did not mind if his name was mentioned or not alleges that he saw noted celebrities Heidi Montag and Charlie Sheen at The La Brea Tar Pits located in La B...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin pregnant

Sarah Palin pregnant

News from the Alaskan state capita,l Fookinkold, is that Sarah Palin is pregnant and expecting in June. Sarah revealed that she became pregnant after a visit to George Bush's ranch in Texas. With the difference in temperature between the 2 states...
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Funny story: Jamie Oliver to release 30 second cook book

Jamie Oliver to release 30 second cook book

After the success of his 'Meals in 30 minutes' cookbook Jamie Oliver is to launch his new book which will show busy, working people how to get a meal on the table in 30 seconds. Section 1 involves practising ordering a pizza on the phone.."clear d...
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Funny story: New social network site launched that will be even bigger than Facebook

New social network site launched that will be even bigger than Facebook

A new social network site that will be bigger than even the biggest of the existing biggest social network sites (possibly even bigger again than that!) has been announced today by its owner and developer, the late Mark Succkasweet. "Deadbook" ha...
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Funny story: "The Glee" Vs. The Kings of Leon Feud Plays On

"The Glee" Vs. The Kings of Leon Feud Plays On

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the hit television show Glee, Maxwell Sweetlemon is furious with the demands put upon him by the highly popular band known as The Kings of Leon. According to The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle the band was asked to allow...
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Funny story: Graverobbers' Snatch: Bruce Forsyth?

Graverobbers' Snatch: Bruce Forsyth?

London - (Neck Row Fillier): Reports that Strictly Come Dancing compere Bruce Forsyth 'is little better than a graverobber's kneetrembler' have startled his loyal Last Tango In Paris fans. The 80-something TV show host has been reviled by Rome med...
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Funny story: Palaxo-Kime announces new more accurate blood pressure cuff

Palaxo-Kime announces new more accurate blood pressure cuff

Paris, France - Dr. Tod S. Quishit of the Swiss Palaxo-Kime pharmaceutical company made a stunning announcement at the annual Paris Hypertension conference yesterday. Palaxo-Kime has just published a study showing that current blood pressure cuf...
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Funny story: Polar bears won't return to Himalayan glaciers global warming study warns

Polar bears won't return to Himalayan glaciers global warming study warns

Annapurna - (Frozen Bear Ass): Commissioned by a UN climate change stink - er...think! - tank the report blames oil and gas drilling in the Tibetan Plateau. Last year's wildlife census found no trace of the fluffy white creatures in an area tradit...
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Funny story: Is Ronaldo Jr baby-momma really dead?

Is Ronaldo Jr baby-momma really dead?

Spain - (Orphan Files): Died in childbirth or 'dead to the world' - killed off by red top story spikes? The Cristiano Jr baby mystery thickened today as Ronaldo's sister slammed reports her nephew's birth mother 'is sitting pretty on a £10 million...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Dad Embarrasses His Daughter

Miley Cyrus Dad Embarrasses His Daughter

Reporters say that Miley Cyrus' dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, was feeling pretty good at a bar over last weekend back at his family's place near Nashville and began telling some pretty wild stories about himself and his famous daughter. According to a guy...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Back in Sex Therapy Classes Which Features "Too Much of a Good Thing"

Tiger Woods Back in Sex Therapy Classes Which Features "Too Much of a Good Thing"

Tiger Woods has openly admitted that he is back in a Sex Therapy Rehab, this time in Nevada that uses an entire different approach to helping those who are sexually addicted. "We have helped more people here to get over this addiction than all the...
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Funny story: Michelle Bachmann: Americans Indians Wanted to be Slaughtered by White Man

Michelle Bachmann: Americans Indians Wanted to be Slaughtered by White Man

In her response to President Obama's State of the Union speech, Tea Party leader Rep. Michelle Bachmann of Minnesota, appearing on CNN as the bride of Frankenstein, angered Native Americans when she said that "Indians at the time of the westward expa...
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Funny story: The Moon's A Light Bulb

The Moon's A Light Bulb

After years of research a crack team of Scientists from Todmorden in Lancashire have finally proved what many believed. There is no such thing as The Moon, and what we see up there at night is actually a huge Energy saving Light Bulb that we rent...
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Funny story: FIFA 11 to be recalled over the "Gray Affair"

FIFA 11 to be recalled over the "Gray Affair"

Sportsea's popular soccer series, FIFA-11, is to be recalled despite having sold over three hundred million copies. Sportsea have said that there is a serious flaw with the game, and initially refused to come out and say that it is to remove Andy...
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Funny story: Sepp Blatter Comes Out In Support of Andy Gray

Sepp Blatter Comes Out In Support of Andy Gray

FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, is the latest in a long line of prominent sports figures to show their support and solidarity for Andy Gray, the disgraced sexist Sky Sports pundit. "The whole point of televised football," said Blatter, "is that it a...
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Funny story: Gray and Keys offered new jobs

Gray and Keys offered new jobs

Soccer mad Italians are to be given a taste of British style soccer reporting and TV presentation. Andy Gray and Richard Keys have been hired by Silvio Berlusconi to front the new Mediaset soccer schedule. When asked whether the past antics of Gra...
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Funny story: Terry Waite to go back to Lebanon

Terry Waite to go back to Lebanon

Terry Waite, once imprisoned and handcuffed to a radiator in Lebanon as he worked to release hostages has stated that he wants to return there. "With the UK turning back into recession, I can't see any point staying here", said Terry, "I also got...
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Funny story: Phone Hacking Scandal - Met Police Net Spread Wider

Phone Hacking Scandal - Met Police Net Spread Wider

As Scotland Yard launches a new probe into the phone-hacking scandal at the News of the World, agencies providing material to internationally renowned news site, TheSpoof, are falling under suspicion. Prime Minister David Cameron yesterday urged p...
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Funny story: Sky to have a clear out of sexist staff - Andy Gray was just the first

Sky to have a clear out of sexist staff - Andy Gray was just the first

After the Andy Gray and Richard Keys affair, the sexism row, not their homosexual fumbling in the commentary booth (which never happened), Sky has instigated a zero tolerance on sexism among their staff. In a leaked memo sent to all staff, they ar...
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Funny story: Indian Government Officers Mark Assassination of Diligent Officer Sonawane by Not Working

Indian Government Officers Mark Assassination of Diligent Officer Sonawane by Not Working

Instead of filing their forms in triplicate in double-quick time and speeding up pending cases against criminals, decade-long requests from honest citizens, and such like, the Maharashtra Gazetted Officers Federation has called for its members to "sh...
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Funny story: Myspace dies, thanks for the obit!

Myspace dies, thanks for the obit!

Funeral for a friend. - The once mighty social networking giant, Myspace, died yesterday afternoon after a long, hard-fought battle with Zuckerberginoma, a common form of web cancer caused by the Facebook virus. It was 7. Launched in the summer o...
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Funny story: Todd Palin's Beautiful Alaskan Fishing Guide Finally Speaks Out About Their Relationship

Todd Palin's Beautiful Alaskan Fishing Guide Finally Speaks Out About Their Relationship

WASILLA, Alaska - The Wasilla Frozen Icicle newspaper has just printed a story dealing with the relationship between Todd Palin, husband of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin and Todd's longtime fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka. Zapalicka, 28, has been descri...
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Funny story: Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world

Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world

In an audio tape aired on Al Jazeera television on Monday, al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden admitted to French President Nicolas Sarkozy of spreading pesticide resistant bed bugs in France. In a message specifically targeting France, al Qaeda chief...
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Funny story: This is my life! Not A bloody buggering Ricky Gervais comedy screams office boss Claire Fullbright

This is my life! Not A bloody buggering Ricky Gervais comedy screams office boss Claire Fullbright

Human Relations Occasionally magazine reporters today revealed that former office supervisor Claire Fullbright has been sectioned under the 'Not Quite Playing With A Full Deck' act after she cracked up at the offices of Hammer And Tongs in Kiddermins...
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Funny story: Proud to be an American

Proud to be an American

An Ohio woman who is proud that her Uncle and Grandfather served in the U.S. military was sent to jail after she tried to place her beautiful daughters in a better school district with upscale people. The school district, which receive 70% percen...
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Funny story: Meerkat Carpets Cause Outrage

Meerkat Carpets Cause Outrage

Carpets made of Meerkats are being sold in a shop in Birmingham. The carpets are said to be of very good quality and, as Meerkats aren't a protected species, the vendors are perfectly within their rights to sell them. Meerkat wool is very luxuri...
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Funny story: Steve and Zoe have an argument - Steve asks Mike to swap desks - Claire uncertain about political correctness & H&S

Steve and Zoe have an argument - Steve asks Mike to swap desks - Claire uncertain about political correctness & H&S

An object lesson in how not to supervise an office surfaced yesterday when Steve and Zoe, of hardware company, Hammer And Tongs of Kidderminster announced that they'd had a domestic following a night out at Deano's Bar And Grill (Where according to T...
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Funny story: Nashville, Tennessee Woman Finds Human Penis in Sandwich!

Nashville, Tennessee Woman Finds Human Penis in Sandwich!

Judy Dale Willoughby of the Rivergate area in Nashville has filed a suit against Pecker's Fresh Chicken in the Rivergate Mall after biting down on her chicken sandwich and pulling a "tough piece" out and finding that it was a penis. "I was never s...
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Funny story: George Osborne Does The Weather Forecast

George Osborne Does The Weather Forecast

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne was defiant yesterday in the teeth of Opposition calls for an economic policy U-Turn. Britain's output fell by 0.5% in the last quarter of 2010. Expectant experts had expected a small amount of growth.
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