Funny story: Arizona shooter cast as Uncle Fester

Arizona shooter cast as Uncle Fester

Although the criminal case against accused gunman, Jared Lee Loughner, is just beginning, one thing is for certain: he's going to prison. And if the administrators over at the infamous Supermax facility in Fremont County, Colorado have anything to s...
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Funny story: OMG! Camilla is Mr 'Not F****** Royalty' Speaker Bercow's birth mother, yuck!

OMG! Camilla is Mr 'Not F****** Royalty' Speaker Bercow's birth mother, yuck!

London - (Social Slimers): The Palace is refusing to rubbish sordid mother/son rumors circling like vultures over some juicy carry-on (sic). But Camilla Fucker-Proles's DNA is all over Mr 'Not F***ing Royalty' Speaker's genetic profile. In a hi...
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Funny story: Younger Subo Fanatics Have Two New Hobbies - Stalking Justin Bieber and Producing New Reality Show for TV

Younger Subo Fanatics Have Two New Hobbies - Stalking Justin Bieber and Producing New Reality Show for TV

A new group of Justin Bieber fans have been 'discovered'. These are 50+ yr. old American women, wearing red scarves and 'We Love Susan' buttons. Recently released from The Priory Clinic in London England, these women returned home to find their g...
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Funny story: Butch Cassidy's and the Sundance Kid's Mummies Discovered in a Melting Glacier in Bolivia

Butch Cassidy's and the Sundance Kid's Mummies Discovered in a Melting Glacier in Bolivia

The melting glaciers of the Bolivian Andes have yielded up the mummified remains of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid. This was the major topic of interest at the University of La Paz 18th Scientific Assembly. According to Guido Trinidadolé, Profe...
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Funny story: Date For Twilight: Breaking Dawn May Be Moved Up to July

Date For Twilight: Breaking Dawn May Be Moved Up to July

News out of Hollywood is that "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part I" may be moved up to a July date due to some bad publicity from critics. We sent our reporter to get the latest and he says that right now it is 50-50. Although the Twilight books and mo...
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Funny story: Crap Circles Found on Sarah Palin's Backyard in Alaska

Crap Circles Found on Sarah Palin's Backyard in Alaska

Sarah Palin, one time Vice President nominee and possible candidate for the 2012 Presidential election has told reporters that strange crap circles have began showing up in her backyard in Alaska. "They're like those little mushroom rings but thes...
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Funny story: Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

In an apparent fit of pique, the losing contestants of the 2011 Miss America contest convened a hastily organized press conference and declared that they were not virgins and that the Miss America contest was a sham of innocence and purity. When mem...
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Funny story: As Sarah Palin Lays Low, Her Doppelganger Continues to Stir the Pot

As Sarah Palin Lays Low, Her Doppelganger Continues to Stir the Pot

The controversy surrounding the shooting of Arizona Congresswoman, Gabrielle Giffords has kept Sarah Palin in the spotlight, causing her to question whether or not public life is the path she wants to continue to pursue. Just kidding. However, t...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Defends Sarah Palin as Inarticulate and a Yutz!

Rush Limbaugh Defends Sarah Palin as Inarticulate and a Yutz!

Tuscon, AZ - Rush Limbaugh has come to the defense of Sarah Palin as even conservatives on Fox News, John McCain and many others distanced themselves from the Alaskan Tea Party princess. "Sarah is everything the average conservative American and T...
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Funny story: Tunisia Caretaker Government Takes Over

Tunisia Caretaker Government Takes Over

Batta Berundi - The troubled nation of Tunisia took a pause today to celebrate the appointment of Bip Besotha as official leader of a caretaker government. Officials say Bip has been a caretaker at the official residence of the president for years...
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Funny story: Nottingham Public Toilet Doors to be given Names in place of Numbers!

Nottingham Public Toilet Doors to be given Names in place of Numbers!

Nottingham Spoof Gazette - Despite the spending cutbacks, Councillors on the Labour controlled Nottingham City Council, have agreed as part of the 'softening' of the perception of it having the 'Crime Queen City of the Midlands' reputation. Counci...
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Funny story: Accumulated Advice for the Government

Accumulated Advice for the Government

Julian Glover - guardian.co.uk "Do not be horrible to Ed Miliband, you might need him on your way down! Lousewies van der Laan - Former leader of the Dutch ­Liberal-Democrats. The Lib-Dem party has been urged to "View its relationship with the Conservatives as if it was a marriage passing from the honeymoon period to the irritation of living together." Matthew d'Ancona - Daily Telegraph...
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Funny story: Gay Man Goes To See Liverpool v. Everton At Anfield, But Spends Entire Match In Bogs

Gay Man Goes To See Liverpool v. Everton At Anfield, But Spends Entire Match In Bogs

An outright gay man told how he went to Anfield to see his first-ever football match this afternoon, only to spend the entire duration of the match in the Gents toilets. Larry Sabu, 20, somehow managed to obtain a ticket to see the 215th Merseysi...
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Funny story: Shylock Humes And The Case Of The Purloined Budgerigar, Part Three

Shylock Humes And The Case Of The Purloined Budgerigar, Part Three

"Inspector Livingstone-Stanley I presume!" I ejaculated (where was Mrs Dudson with her cloth when you needed it). The Inspector winced, as he always did when I made this joke (the David Livingstone joke, not the ejaculation joke - the latter is just between me and you). Inspector Stanley Livingstone-Stanley was all for bursting into the parlour to see Shylock Humes, but I was able to foresta...
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Funny story: Gay Man Shoves Something Up Arse

Gay Man Shoves Something Up Arse

A gay man has ended up in hospital after an innocent game of Operation went horribly wrong. Larry Sabu, 20, was indulging in the popular table-top children's game with some 'young' associates when he accidentally stumbled. "I was holding the tw...
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Funny story: Gay Man Photographed Pumping Little Boys Balls

Gay Man Photographed Pumping Little Boys Balls

A gay man in the local village was pictured in the local paper this week furiously pumping a little boys balls at the side of the road. Larry Sabu, 20, was cruising along in his mother's Fiat Panda when he spotted a child in distress. "Upon see...
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Funny story: Gay Man's Portraiture Business Goes Arseways

Gay Man's Portraiture Business Goes Arseways

A gay man's aspirations to become a wealthy man have floundered once again after his third successive business venture has failed miserably. Larry Sabu, 20, started up an art business in a shed in his mothers garden in a bid to become rich beyond...
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Funny story: Interview Granted

Interview Granted

'You can av an interview' Ram Grant, West Ham Manager (as we write) replied 'you are a West Ham fan through and through. You know what it is to suffer.' 'Avram' I began 'you have a record that speaks for itself. Your Cup record is tremendous.' 'Thank you. However my record in the league is not so good. Bottom with Pompey, bottom with West Ham. I have not had many goals to cheer about.' 'T...
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Funny story: Shylock Humes: The Hound of the Basketvills. part 1

Shylock Humes: The Hound of the Basketvills. part 1

Shylock Humes, the worlds greatest detective, stopped his Landau outside the imposing mansion. He climed down and heard a squelch. A small man, resembling Quasimodo, stepped to Shylocks side. "It's der dogs, sird". "They must be Great Danes", said Shylock, as he scrapped a mound of dog shit from his boot. "Noo serd, dey is constipated Yorkshire terriers, I'm Graves serd, der butlins, kin I...
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Funny story: New game sweeps Facebook

New game sweeps Facebook

A new game is sweeping Facebook called VilleVille. This revolutionary new game incorporates many of the existing social games on the Social Networking site. "We're quite excited by this new project," said Xander Singer, head of Xinga Games. "It...
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Funny story: Lord Lucan still going strong

Lord Lucan still going strong

Our Weeki Leeks correspondent has just unearthed some amazing new facts about the elusive Lord Lucan. It seems that he settled in Capetown after fleeing Britain in the seventies and had a sex change operation at the Groote Schuur Hospital. He then opened a brothel catering mainly for the rich and well connected. Lucan operated under the name Lucy Lord for many lucrative years, enjoying protecti...
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Funny story: ATM

ATM

The word 'Wise', in Random House, is defined as 'having the power of discerning and judging properly as what is true or right;… judicious, prudent;… possessed of scholarly knowledge… having knowledge of magic or witchcraft.' On the other hand, the word 'fool' implies lack or loss of reason or intelligence. There are hundreds of saying regarding these two traits such as:" The wise does at once w...
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Funny story: First Film for New Film Studio - "Hell in our Time" A true Story!

First Film for New Film Studio - "Hell in our Time" A true Story!

Scaremonger Films, a relatively new British company to the film industry, are located on Oil Drum Lane, Grottville, Nottingham. Their Director V I Triolic, revealed details to our reporter Inchcock last week, of their first film to be released, later this year - A true story of horror, hatred, fear, debasement and corruption! The title will be "Hell in our time" - and it is to be made again...
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Funny story: Katie Price Tells Alex Reid That She's A Young Brigitte Bardot And She Doesn't Need Him

Katie Price Tells Alex Reid That She's A Young Brigitte Bardot And She Doesn't Need Him

LONDON - The London Morning Mincer Review is reporting that the Katie Price - Alex Reid marriage is on the rocks and headed for the big "D" (divorce). After the couple separated last week Alex moved in with his Mom. The 35-year-old cage fighter...
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Funny story: Ghost of Les Paul Visits Pete Townsend of The Who

Ghost of Les Paul Visits Pete Townsend of The Who

Pete Townsend, guitarist extraordinaire for The Who, wasn't the first artist to destroy a musical instrument on stage. Jerry Lee Lewis is said to have destroyed a few pianos by setting fire to them, Jimi Hendrix destroyed a few guitars in his short t...
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Funny story: Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

Right-wingers to tour new Wild West Show, Cirque du Sarah style

In an effort to restore their public image after the shooting in Arizona and its aftermath, the Republican National Committee has put forth a proposal to produce a touring Wild West Show, starring leaders of the new conservative movement. Sarah Pa...
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Funny story: Jared Loughner Chosen to be New Poster Boy for Gun Club

Jared Loughner Chosen to be New Poster Boy for Gun Club

Jared Loughner, the Tuscon shooter, has been chosen the poster boy of the year for the Nutso Retard Association of America (NRA). The minute his mugshot hit the press, the top officials of the organizations almost unanimously said "That's our boy...
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Funny story: Shakira Dumps Boyfriend of 11 Years And Takes Up With Manchester United's Chicharito

Shakira Dumps Boyfriend of 11 Years And Takes Up With Manchester United's Chicharito

LOS ANGELES - The Left Coast Mirror Magazine and The Right Coast Illustrated Revue are both reporting that Colombian songstress and belly dancer Shakira has dumped her boyfriend of eleven years Antonio De La Rue and is now seeing English football sta...
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Funny story: Prisons Going to Pot - Western State Governors Convert Jails to Marijuana Grow Centers

Prisons Going to Pot - Western State Governors Convert Jails to Marijuana Grow Centers

Ashland, OR - At a press conference in this California-Oregon border town, Western governors announced a tri-state compact, the Prisons Going to Pot Initiative, transforming state correctional facilities into marijuana cultivation and processing cent...
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Funny story: Restaurant Guide With G.G Finn: The Wedged Hat, Winchester.

Restaurant Guide With G.G Finn: The Wedged Hat, Winchester.

The quest for fine food brought myself and Glenda to the beautiful surroundings of Hampshire. On the short drive from our country pile to The Wedged Hat, Glenda felt the need to constantly change the radio settings that I had spent several hours perfecting. I was already annoyed by the time we turned in to the long gravelled drive. The quaint pub was pleasing to the eye, a mixture of Edward...
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Funny story: "Justin Bieber IS my grandson", reveals Spoof Writer

"Justin Bieber IS my grandson", reveals Spoof Writer

"Justin Bieber IS my grandson", revealed modest Spoof Writer, Lady Godiva, at a press conference held today outside her mansion in Ontario Canada. "I just wish people would let him enjoy his 15 minutes of fame and get on with their lives without harassing him about his obvious gayness." When asked why she hadn't admitted to him being her grandson before she answered, "Well, I actually wan...
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Funny story: Sir Isaac Newton's Neighbor May Have Discovered Gravity

Sir Isaac Newton's Neighbor May Have Discovered Gravity

London UK - A living relative of Henry Smyth, a metaphysical alchemist, who occupied the house next to Sir Isaac Newton's home on Cameron Lane claims his ancestors discovered gravity. The distant relative has a journal page written by his forbear dat...
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Funny story: Dark Horse Candidate Elected President of the United States

Dark Horse Candidate Elected President of the United States

Washington DC: Confetti and burst balloons littered the floors of both Republican and Democratic presidential election headquarters in the capitol city and across the 50 states. The presidential election campaign of 2012 is finally over, as the Ameri...
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Funny story: Playing down tensions in relations with US, China party releases message in English: "China is not your enema"

Playing down tensions in relations with US, China party releases message in English: "China is not your enema"

TOKYO: US Defense Secretary Robert Gates has begun messing around with China's head. Recently his comment that there had been signs of "a disconnect" between China's military and civilian leadership caused tremendous indigestion. Of course he cleve...
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