Funny story: "Put Guns in Prison, Not Psychopaths" Say Liberal Activists

"Put Guns in Prison, Not Psychopaths" Say Liberal Activists

SAN FRANCISCO - Immediately after the mass-murder of sane, law-abiding citizens in Tucson, Arizona, the Liberal US Media and numerous Left-leaning groups practically ignored the "accused suspect" as being the "Real Killer," and proceeded to blame EVE...
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Funny story: Shylock Humes And The Case Of The Purloined Budgerigar, Part Two

Shylock Humes And The Case Of The Purloined Budgerigar, Part Two

Throckmortons was packed. There was a sale of hats on. I fought my way through the crowd, determined to avoid being taken for a fool, and to stick to my mission - the purchase of two storage jars for fruit-bottling purposes. An hour later, alighting from the hansom at 221B Candlestick Maker Street with the new storage jars, a top hat, a sou'wester and a bowler, I was accosted by a thoroughly d...
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Funny story: Sudan to split

Sudan to split

After years of vicious fighting, Sudan is to split in two. The two constituent parts, Su and Dan have decided they cannot get on and must divorce for their own sanity. Su is a radical Muslim woman who insists on beheading anyone who disobeys the (...
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Funny story: Hordes of Visitors Bring Chaos to Grassington

Hordes of Visitors Bring Chaos to Grassington

Following all the publicity arising from the filming of Channel 4's Reality TV show in the village, Grassington is being inundated with thousands of visitors and inquisitive tourists. Nearly all of them are completely oblivious to the dangers...
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Funny story: Alan Titchmarsh in Grassington's Reality TV Contest

Alan Titchmarsh in Grassington's Reality TV Contest

Dig this, gardening expert Alan Titchmarsh has been recruited as the top celebrity to take part in Channel 4's Reality TV contest 'The Village' in Wharfedale. "Looking round Grassington, I've noticed that some of the residents need a bit of a rake...
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Funny story: Department of Employment issues punctuality advice to clients

Department of Employment issues punctuality advice to clients

The Department Of Employment today issued an advisory on its website advising clients and the general public that one way to avoid the most serious consequences of the current recession, is for people to embrace the concept of punctuality in all walk...
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Funny story: Geminis going mental over new Zodiac

Geminis going mental over new Zodiac

As zodiac signs change and shift, Geminis are literally going mental over the new astrology. The coming of Ophiuchus has provoked a worldwide psychological crisis for double personality, bi-sexual, bipolar, bifocal, bi-cultural, bicycle riding Gemini...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Artillery Strike Against Potholes Fails

Isle of Wight News - Artillery Strike Against Potholes Fails

Reserve Forces from Army TA Centre Newport launched a pre-emptive strike against pothole positions east of the city this morning on major highways leading towards Ryde and Sandown hoping to forestall an anticipated pincer movement by pothole forces w...
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Funny story: Manchester City Top Of Premier League Miracle

Manchester City Top Of Premier League Miracle

Manchester City, the world's richest football club, the club with the largest squad in history, and the only team in the Premiership to play in sky blue, are this evening sitting proudly at the top of the Barclays Premier League table after a scrambl...
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Funny story: Report: "More Than 100% of People Reading This Have Lied"

Report: "More Than 100% of People Reading This Have Lied"

LONDON - A new article has found several links between things. Nearly 90% of the population did not know the difference between real scientific figures and made-up statistical babble. "It's really something," said Prof. Mann, "nearly 98% of pri...
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Funny story: Wikipedia Is Ten Years Old

Wikipedia Is Ten Years Old

Online encyclopedia Wikipedia is celebrating being ten years old. Wikipedia is the online reference source that is written on a collaborative basis by ten year old volunteers and is free to use. It can be edited by anyone who is ten years old.
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Will Join The French Foreign Legion

Justin Bieber Says He Will Join The French Foreign Legion

Hollywood, CA - Teen-idol Justin Bieber says he wants to join the French Foreign Legion as soon as he turns 18 in 2012. The shaggy-haired singer says he can't wait to have his head shaved after he joins the famed military force. Justin wants to cha...
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Funny story: The English local library with no books to lend

The English local library with no books to lend

UK minister for Local Government has been left holding his head in his hands. The Right Honourable, Eric Pickles is in a real pickle today. Residents of Stony Stratford, near Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire have emptied their local library of all 1...
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Funny story: Petrol to be 'watered down'

Petrol to be 'watered down'

FuelLeaks, the whistle-blowing energy site have revealed shock details that the government are proposing to water down petrol in order the save money. It follows a lead by drug dealers who are peddling powder containing as little as 1% pure cocain...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" To Include La Toya Jackson, David Cassidy, Jose Canseco, and Hope Dworaczy

Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" To Include La Toya Jackson, David Cassidy, Jose Canseco, and Hope Dworaczy

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump, the man with the billion dollar bank account and the $7 hairdo, has just revealed to The Big Apple Globe Gazette the names of this years former celebs who will be competing on the hit show Celebrity Apprentice. And as...
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Funny story: Obama Heals the Wounds

Obama Heals the Wounds

American psychiatrist, Dr Barack Obama, announced a plan to American citizens that will, he believes, heal the wounds resulting from fatal shootings in his country. His first move will be to identify those responsible for engendering a climate of...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He is not Gay

Justin Bieber Says He is not Gay

Despite rumors all over the internet, Justin Bieber told reporters yesterday that he is NOT gay. "I DO have some gay friends but most of my friends are straight", Bieber told us. "The stories on the internet are false. This is not to say that I a...
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Funny story: Whoopee Cushions At State of Union Address

Whoopee Cushions At State of Union Address

In what one veteran Washington observer has noted, "This is probably the most disrespectful thing that has ever been done at a State of the Union Address!" Leaked memos from the GOP caucus indicate the entire Congressional delegation in the Congr...
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Funny story: Archie Bunker Gets a Computer

Archie Bunker Gets a Computer

Archie: Eeeeeedaaath, how ya toin dis damn tang on? Edith: Ohhh, Aruchie...you have to plug it in first. Look down here, see this plug? Archie: Dangit Edith, quit messing around down der by my feets. Yer givin' me the damn creeps, der. Edith: Oh, Aruchie, this will only take a second. There-now try turning it on. Press that blue button. Archie: Yeahs, I can see dat its on, but now what...
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Funny story: UK Bakes In Heat-wave

UK Bakes In Heat-wave

Many people areas of the UK have been struggling to cope with temperatures as high as 10ÂșC following a month of cold weather in December. Yorkshire and Durham have been the worst affected areas, with some people having to take their wooly jump...
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Funny story: St John the Baptist 'told Blair to bomb Iraq' says ex-spin chief Campbell

St John the Baptist 'told Blair to bomb Iraq' says ex-spin chief Campbell

London - (Biblical Proportions): A new Downing Street memoir written by Alistair Campbell explains how tough war decisions were made by ex-PM Tony Blair. The former communications director says Blair trawled for passages in the New Testament descr...
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Funny story: Trafalgar Square's foutrteen foot tall blue cock 'the ultimate Tory fantasy'

Trafalgar Square's foutrteen foot tall blue cock 'the ultimate Tory fantasy'

London - (Cock-a-Doodle-Doo): In announcing the news London Mayor Boris Johnson shied away from naming the Tory colleague who had sat for the winning exhibit's creation. "Let's just say that it's nobody from the House of Commons, heheheh!" Johnso...
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Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor's leg to hang in the Smithsonian

Zsa Zsa Gabor's leg to hang in the Smithsonian

Los Angeles - (Legless Biz): A space has been reserved next to Anna Nicole's breasts and Errol Flynn's schlong, according to museum curators. The exhibit will regularly feature a classy selection of the actress's favorite stockings, stiletto heels...
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Funny story: 'Lord' Mandelson still waiting for gravy train

'Lord' Mandelson still waiting for gravy train

'Lord' Peter Mandelson was spotted by a sharp-eyed reader standing crestfallen on Brussels station beside his neatly labelled luggage. A porter, wearing the new EU uniform of stars round his hat and large gold epaulettes, said that le Petit Twerp,...
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Funny story: Undercover Spy Revealed in Conservative Party

Undercover Spy Revealed in Conservative Party

A court case involving the alleged misdemeanours of Tory Cabinet members has ended in a shambles as the chief witness turned out to be an MI5 spy! Gloria Honeybunch who joined the Kensignton Tory faithful in March helped boost several Conservative...
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Funny story: Get me out of here, says Gordon Brown

Get me out of here, says Gordon Brown

TV pictures from the Ivory Coat recently caught a glimpse of a dirty sheet hanging from one of the windows of Abidjan's Golf Hotel. The words Help. Get me out of here. Gordon Brown, were scrawled on it in thick back felt tip pen. Nobody took any...
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Funny story: Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

A long-held belief of male suicide bombers has been that they will get 72 pristine teenage virgins if they die during an act of "Holy Jihad". Now, in a move that will shock many, controversial Imam, Mustapha Fatwa, has announced that female martyrs w...
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Funny story: Mona Nelson the butch dyke gets attacked

Mona Nelson the butch dyke gets attacked

Sex starved, Mona Nelson, a butch dyke who spend time with a 12-year old boy named Jonathan, was attacked by over 400 man hungry lesbians in prison, in what many are calling "The Night Without Mercy." Mona Nelson was Jonathan's babysitter when he...
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Funny story: Three Views On David Cameron & the Tories

Three Views On David Cameron & the Tories

Our correspondent has picked what he thought to be the best three answers in the mail bag in response to the question: "What do you really think of David Cameron & the Tory Party" as posed in the 'Upper Grunge Gazette' last week. From: Sir Gay W Eekend - Knightsbridge Inchcock, David is doing a fine job in sorting out the horrendous mess left by Gordon Brown's shambolic collection o...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's Dog Charged With Domestic Violence After Attack

Martha Stewart's dog was arrested and charged with domestic battery[/color] after head-butting his felonious mogul-master, who needed 9 stitches to close up a bloody gash on her upper lip. Martha was getting ready to leave her NY home Tuesday when...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber To Star In The Film "The Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Strange But True Story"

Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber To Star In The Film "The Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Strange But True Story"

HOLLYWOOD - According to Justin Bieber's publicist Poindexter Clickowitz Justin will be starring with Lady Gaga in MZM Pictures production of The Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Strange But True Story. Clickowitz said that at first the part of Ashto...
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Funny story: Blind Item: Which Gay Baldie Replaced His Dead Child With A Brand-Spanking New One?

Blind Item: Which Gay Baldie Replaced His Dead Child With A Brand-Spanking New One?

Blind Item: Which gay celebrity replaced his deceased child with a brand-spanking new one? Friends of the B-list colon comrade say that the baby they created to replace their deceased son is happy, healthy, and has made the parents happier than a Royale with cheese, with renewed spirit and purpose into their home. If a man writes an offensive blind item... ... and no one reads it, is it sti...
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Funny story: IBM Computer Watson Wins Jeopardy Competition, Annoys Michelle Obama

IBM Computer Watson Wins Jeopardy Competition, Annoys Michelle Obama

The IBM computer Watson was feeling quite good about himself this week when he beat out two Jeopardy champions in a trial run before his first nationally televised appearance on the game show. But the boost to his self-esteem was short-lived. J...
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Funny story: Prince Elected as New Chairman of Republican National Committee

Prince Elected as New Chairman of Republican National Committee

Reince Priebus, or Prince Rebus as he his known to friends and family, was elected today as Chairman of the Republican National Committee (RNC). The Prince replaces outgoing Chairman, Michael Steele, whose leadership of the RNC has been fraught with...
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Funny story: Pope John Paul II to be cannonized sainthood - by a little help of the manhood

Pope John Paul II to be cannonized sainthood - by a little help of the manhood

In today's Washington Post it was reported that Pope John Paul II has moved even closer to becoming a saint. Evidentially the beatification will be held on May 1st. To be granted the highest honor of the Catholic church there must be indisputabl...
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Funny story: Sarah And The Crosshairs

Sarah And The Crosshairs

Google 'crosshairs' and a page will open dealing with crosshairs, Sarah Palin and the recent tragedy in Tuscon, Arizona. The pundits and reporters are quick to point out there is no connection between the tragedy in Arizona and Sarah Palin. Apparently technology and the internet have made the connection. Like screaming fire in a crowded theater, people do not place crosshairs on a congressiona...
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Funny story: Harry Potter IS the great grandson of authoress Beatrix Potter

Harry Potter IS the great grandson of authoress Beatrix Potter

It has been discovered that Harry Potter is indeed the great grandson of famous children's author and much loved, Beatrice Potter who resided in The Lake District. Apparently, Beatrix gave birth to a daughter and had her adopted by Enid Blyton as...
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Funny story: Shylock Humes and the Case of The Purloined Budgerigar Part One

Shylock Humes and the Case of The Purloined Budgerigar Part One

"Make a long arm and consult Bradshaw, Flotsam!" My friend Shylock Humes sat hunched in his armchair like a broken-backed black beetle smoking his 'thinking pipe'. Why he wanted an armchair shaped like a pipe-smoking beetle was beyond me. At least I could rely on good old Bradshaw. "You need the 5:30 express from Victoria, Humes, as far as Littlehampton. Then take the 9:15 Rottingdean sleepe...
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