Funny story: Danger Mouse Disputes Rasta Mouses UN Appointment In Egypt

Danger Mouse Disputes Rasta Mouses UN Appointment In Egypt

The diplomatic world came to a shuddering halt today as Danger Mouse came out of his long standing exile to oppose the appointment of elected UN delegate Rasta Mouse. Danger Mouse was on assignment when I called, but I spoke to his faithful assis...
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Funny story: Scousers steal Andy Carroll's ponytail

Scousers steal Andy Carroll's ponytail

Britain's most expensive Geordie, Andy Carroll has had his trademark ponytail stolen on his first day in Liverpool. The 23 year old from Byker Grove in Newcastle was surrounded by a gang of curly haired, moustached, shell suit wearing stereotypes...
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Funny story: Republicans Vote to Repeal Egypt

Republicans Vote to Repeal Egypt

WASHINGTON D.C. - Republican lawmakers on Thursday voted to repeal the country of Egypt from the world for "causing too much trouble." Rep. Boehner held up a globe, pointed to what he thought was Egypt (but was actually Antarctica) and proposed le...
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Funny story: Local Man Left Bloody & Beaten after Encounter with Dental Hygienist over Language Barrier!

Local Man Left Bloody & Beaten after Encounter with Dental Hygienist over Language Barrier!

A Local Man, a semi articulate and part time satire writer, was left speechless after a mind numbing encounter with a dental hygienist today which left him bloody and wishing for a kidney stone attack instead. Melvin Wordsmithe, a mild mannered r...
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Funny story: Halliburton Share Surge Linked To Egypt

Halliburton Share Surge Linked To Egypt

Changes in the stock market have indicated that American de-reconstruction company Hallibertun are preparing for a major venture in the Nile region. Some speculation points toward a hydro electricity plant on the Nile, while others have suggested...
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Funny story: Jackie Collins...Exclusive Interview.

Jackie Collins...Exclusive Interview.

Takemi Pantsoff of The Vagina Observer secured the following exclusive interview with famed novelist Jackie Collins on the eve of the release of her new book "Isabella". "We met by the enormous heart-shaped pool of Jackie's $30 million mansion in Beverly Hills. She lay on a low recliner in her black swimsuit and stared at a blue sky as she answered my questions. Periodically, she would...
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Funny story: Help For Lib Dems Announced

Help For Lib Dems Announced

A Parliamentary group for stressed out Liberal Democrat members of the Coalition Government is to be launched tonight, with Vince Cable as its President. The group, named FreakingOut, was created with the advice of famed psychiatrist Dr Milton Ber...
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Funny story: Regulator to Investigate X Factor Complaints

Regulator to Investigate X Factor Complaints

The media watchdog is to investigate 2,750 complaints about Cheryl Cole's accent in December's X Factor Final. More than 17.2 million viewers saw former painter and decorator Matt Cardle win the 2010 competition. But investigators will have to...
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Funny story: Rasta Mouse To Head Off Egyptian Riots

Rasta Mouse To Head Off Egyptian Riots

The UN today confirmed that it will be sending a peace delegation to counter unrest in the Egyptian capital Cairo. Although tensions are running extremely high in the country due to the civil uprising aimed at removing the current unpopular Presi...
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Funny story: Barbie Doll Is In Her 50's -BEWARE- COUGAR ALERT!!

Barbie Doll Is In Her 50's -BEWARE- COUGAR ALERT!!

Barbie doll is now well into her 50's. She sure doesn't look it. She looks like she's either discovered the Fountain of Youth or had her whole body Botoxed. Of course it helps when you get all your plastic surgery the day you are made. It is also fortunate when all your exquisite feminine contours are molded into their enticing proportions. It must be a bit rough, though, when you are only one yea...
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Funny story: Future News: Triple-Dimensional-Way Crash Occurs

Future News: Triple-Dimensional-Way Crash Occurs

(Published 2060) - LAYER 22, BIRMINGHAM - A 487-car pile-up between the vetipass traffic and the orbitalpass on layer 22 ends up with 198 dead and 436 injured. The collision occurred when a car from Layer 21 vertijumped up into orbitalway traffic,...
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Funny story: Katie Price and Alex Reid Blamed for The Fall of Egypt

Katie Price and Alex Reid Blamed for The Fall of Egypt

Katie Price and Alex Reid have tonight been blamed for the fall of Egypt. This news was released earlier on today, as the riots in Cairo began to eat away at the infrastructure of the once great civilisation. The accusation was made by Abdul Kh...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Deals Blow To Egyptian Democracy

Barack Obama Deals Blow To Egyptian Democracy

Plans for a lasting democracy in Egypt were dealt a mortal blow today as President Obama landed in the countries capital Cairo today. The President, who has failed to give any further announcements since his recent white house address that shocke...
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Funny story: MP Actually Has Worthy Idea

MP Actually Has Worthy Idea

LONDON - At Westminster, something incredible happened. An MP stood up and asked Parliament to pass a law. Sharon Hodgson is the MP who has launched a private member's bill in the House of Commons, which apes a law that already exists and seems to...
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Funny story: How to: Write How to Articles

How to: Write How to Articles

Want to write a how to article? Well,this is the guide for you! Written by the team at Inhopeless Literary Solutions (TM) (a subsidy of Inhopeless Corp.(TM)), this will be the only guide. This is the real guide. All the other guides are just imitations. 1) Think of a cool name for a how to article. There would be a suggestion, but then again, we have writers' block, and even if we did, we would...
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Funny story: Holiday camps to take over UK youth jails!

Holiday camps to take over UK youth jails!

British youths being sent to jail for different crimes just can't wait; especially after hearing the news that Holiday Camps are taking over the running of the jails. It seems that many people are criticising the way youth jails are run and have a...
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Funny story: Howard Stern's Phychiatrist Caught With His Fingers in the Cookie Jar

Howard Stern's Phychiatrist Caught With His Fingers in the Cookie Jar

An insider working at the Dr.'s office that Howard goes to for psycho analysis has revealed that Howard's Doctor is a constant reader and sometime contributor to the The Stern Fan Network. Why would it make any difference that Howard's Doctor read...
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Funny story: Why Have Charlie Sheen's Angels Talked To Everyone?

Why Have Charlie Sheen's Angels Talked To Everyone?

As usual "The Teflon Actor" Charlie Sheen has dodged another bullet. His Maadam admitted to having the girls at Charlie's house stash the drugs before authorities arrived. Everyone is asking why Charlie Sheen's Maadam and various prostitutes and p...
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Funny story: The Real Reason Justin Bieber Will Not Be Allowed To Compete On This Season's 'Dancing With The Stars'

The Real Reason Justin Bieber Will Not Be Allowed To Compete On This Season's 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - The overhead lights, the stage lights, the floor lights, and the strobe lights have all been taken out of storage as the producers of Dancing With The Stars prepare for another season of the reality show. And the big question is why in...
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Funny story: Ann Summers Boss Poisoned

Ann Summers Boss Poisoned

A woman has appeared in court, charged with attempting to poison sex toy tycoon Jacqueline Gold. Alison Cox, 33, is charged with contaminating the food of Ms Gold, the Ann Summers founder, with car screen wash. She was initially remanded on ground...
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Funny story: Crossbow Cannibal, Stephen Griffiths - how many more did he kill?

Crossbow Cannibal, Stephen Griffiths - how many more did he kill?

Self styled Crossbow Cannibal, serial killer Stephen Griffiths is dying. Having been declared officially sane, the raving monster is being allowed to starve himself to death, in prison. Griffiths, convicted for the murders of Suzanne Blamires, Sus...
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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Attacked In Cairo, Egypt - Says He Felt Like He Was In Detroit

Anderson Cooper Attacked In Cairo, Egypt - Says He Felt Like He Was In Detroit

CAIRO, Egypt - CNN talk show host and International spokesperson for Dos Equis Beer Anderson Cooper was verbally, physically, mentally, and even geographically attacked by an angry mob of angry mob members in downtown Cairo. Cooper, who with his s...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight Woman Paints Door Green

Isle of Wight Woman Paints Door Green

A woman from the normally sedate village of Godshill on the Island has caused much upset and 'gnashing of teeth' according to the local Parish Council by the decision of local resident Emily Spurt to paint her front-door a vivid shade of green. E...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News-Newby villagers being innovative: Single Sock Pairing Social to take place in village hall

Isle of Wight News-Newby villagers being innovative: Single Sock Pairing Social to take place in village hall

Members of Newby Women's Institute, Isle of Wight, have come up with a wonderful idea which they are putting into practice for the first time next Saturday. Tired of finding single socks in their washing machines and dryers, not knowing what to d...
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Funny story: Kepler Mission Discovers Five Gay Planets

Kepler Mission Discovers Five Gay Planets

Houston, TX - NASA is reporting today that the Kepler Mission has spotted five gay planets rotating around a distant sun. NASA says the five gay planets are 'poofy' and orbit their sun in a kind of 'circle jerk'. Another, heavier planet was discove...
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Funny story: Pariah Found Alive in Piranha Pond

Pariah Found Alive in Piranha Pond

Surprising most who found the man still figuratively alive and unscathed from the hundreds of omnivores surrounding him in a close-knit community of newspaper professionals, one fairly obtuse hack writer with good intent, emerged for the last time from the London journalist's favorite watering hole without so much as a nibble on his pinkie. Mr. Pat Wohm began adulthood as an above average Engli...
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Funny story: Inspector Barnaby Investigates the Mystery of the Missing Sock

Inspector Barnaby Investigates the Mystery of the Missing Sock

Inspector Barnaby was called by Avon and Somerset police to help in the mystery of the missing sock. Local lass Jo was found naked in the snow minus one grey sock. The local police called in Inspector Barnaby to help them solve this intriguing mystery. The great man himself with his scrunched up creased old face like a scrunched up paper bag was glad to be brought in to the farce. He had b...
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Funny story: Fifth Avenue big oil couple plead The Fifth about Chelsea Clinton marriage meltdown

Fifth Avenue big oil couple plead The Fifth about Chelsea Clinton marriage meltdown

New York - (Shalom Slalom!): Was the Silk Stocking District's premier avenue constructed in honor of the Bill of Rights Amendment about self-incrimination? This week the theory is being sorely tested as newlyweds Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky...
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Funny story: Football players getting choosy over who they swap shirts with after matches

Football players getting choosy over who they swap shirts with after matches

Some footballers are very choosy when it comes to deciding with whom to swap shirts following matches. "Well," said one Arsenal player, "fink abart i'..would YOU wanna swap sherts wi' someone who'd just finished tryin' to kick seven types o' shite...
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Funny story: Woman Divorced For Eating A Chip

Woman Divorced For Eating A Chip

A Sussex woman was brutally divorced yesterday for simply eating some of her husbands lunch. Witnesses said that the couple arrived at the Parched Partridge public house and restaurant in seemingly high spirits, and purchased drinks at the bar, be...
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Funny story: Chinatown's Latest Fortune Cookie Messages

Chinatown's Latest Fortune Cookie Messages

The Fortunate Sun Fortune Cookie Company of Chinatown, in honor of The Chinese New Year, has just released its latest fortune cookie messages for 2011. Hu Hu How, chief fortune cookie message writer, was born and raised in China. He attended the prestigious Chopsticks University in Shanghai where he met and married Suzi Yo Fung Chin, heiress to the Republican Rickshaw Company of Peking, China.
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Funny story: Gary Neville is to spend more time with his family

Gary Neville is to spend more time with his family

The big headline was that Gary Neville quit football completely at the age of thirty five having spent the past forty-two years playing for Manchester United. Most Manchester United fans were under the impression he had retired two years ago. "Was...
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Funny story: Ricky Gervais fans plead with him to host Golden Globes for a third time

Ricky Gervais fans plead with him to host Golden Globes for a third time

Ricky Gervais is receiving thousands of emails, twitters, letters etc.,from fans begging him NOT to turn down the invitation to host the next Golden Globes. "He's the only reason I watch the Golden Globes," commented Spoof Writer Lady Godiva when...
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Funny story: Da Vinci Fancied Sparky Shocker

Da Vinci Fancied Sparky Shocker

As further evidence emerged that the worlds most famous painting 'The Mona Lisa' is actually a man, experts have indeed made significant findings to back that up. For centuries art lovers and critics alike have asked who the smiling lady is, and a...
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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Signs On To Host The 2012 Golden Globe Awards

Ricky Gervais Signs On To Host The 2012 Golden Globe Awards

HOLLYWOOD - Ricky Gervais who was a hit as the host of the recent 2011 Golden Globe Awards has just announced that he has already been approached about being the host for the 2012 Golden Globe Awards. Gervais who has been described as having a raz...
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Funny story: VP Biden: Egypt Just Small Hump in the Road to Eventual Word Peace!

VP Biden: Egypt Just Small Hump in the Road to Eventual Word Peace!

VP Joe Biden, struggling to over come his pronouncement just a few days ago that "Mubarak is not a Dictator" tried to downplay the US's sudden divorce from Egypt's strongman, an ally for over 30 years. "What I meant was," said Biden as he faced...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Latest Shocking Scandal - NecklaceGate!

Lindsay Lohan's Latest Shocking Scandal - NecklaceGate!

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton pretty much ran neck and neck in the 2010 Celebrity Publicity Race. "I'm Hot" Hilton backed off towards the end when told by her attorney that if she did not start acting like a normal person she was goi...
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Funny story: Five a day is not enough

Five a day is not enough

Nutritionists working for the Government's Ministry of Health and Safety have announced that the current recommendation of five portions of fruit and veg a day is not enough and it should be raised to eight or nine a day. "We have found that a dec...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Dumped By Husband: She Moves In With Bill and Hillary - Marc Heads For Wyoming

Chelsea Clinton Dumped By Husband: She Moves In With Bill and Hillary - Marc Heads For Wyoming

NEW YORK CITY - The one and only child of President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been dumped by her husband of six months Marc Mezvinsky. Mezvinsky, is a Wall Street investment broker and part time ski instructor. He is...
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Funny story: United run out of money

United run out of money

Redditch United are looking for people willing to play their Conference North fixture on Saturday at home to Hyde. They are not picky, and will even supply the kit, though prospective players would need their own boots. "We'd need confirmation by...
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Funny story: Remake of Carry On Cowboy Film to be made

Remake of Carry On Cowboy Film to be made

Spoof Gazette reporter Dense Inchcock, has revealed that despite fears of ridicule, the Government is to produce a remake of the 1966 Carry on Cowboy film - using politicians as actors. (Which will help aleviate the politicians loss in expense fiddles, and help boost their already gigantic ego, although the pay will be well below their normal expectations) Original Character: Short Sighted Sher...
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Funny story: Which Way will Egypt Turn?

Which Way will Egypt Turn?

I am currently under fire in the centre of Cairo interviewing people who are shouting at me in Arabic. It is so exciting. This is history in the making and I am here to tell you all about it. I can pass you to my best mate, Braveheart Simpson, who is now heading a protest rally - Over to you Braveheart. Crackle, pop. Sorry Braveheart has bitten the dust. A sacrifice for freedom and well worth i...
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Funny story: I Never Doubted West Ham

I Never Doubted West Ham

At the outset I wish to make it clear that misunderstood articles from my 'pen' on Spoof in recent months had nothing but praise for Avram Grant, the management and team at the Hammers. Those who claim my current views on this wonderful manager were not complimentary have simply got things wrong. Avram does not wear his heart on his sleeve but he has the heart of a lion. He takes the ignora...
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Funny story: Argos and IKEA to merge

Argos and IKEA to merge

Retail giants Argos and IKEA have today announced plans to merge. Their new company is to be known as Mitbullkatalog in deference to their mutual origins. Strategically this move makes sense for both organisations. Customers of the new stores will...
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Funny story: Fat People Cause The Destruction Of Humanity

Fat People Cause The Destruction Of Humanity

With news hitting the headlines this week that ambulances are to get bigger, to accommodate the bulging waist lines of the U.K public, at a great cost to the NHS, more shocks are to hit the beleaguered service this week. Tommy Windsail, spokesman...
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Funny story: Greyhound Trainer Wins Trophy Race!

Greyhound Trainer Wins Trophy Race!

Champion greyhound trainer Wally Devon, 57, from Cornwall defied nature last night when he actually won the Invitational event at a top race meeting. The annual event is an invitation to 24 of the Country's best greyhound racers, the best 6 dogs race...
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Funny story: My Gun is Warm

My Gun is Warm

We are proud to present an excerpt from My Gun is Warm, a previously unpublished story by acclaimed detective author Spickey Mullane. My Gun is Warm A Jack Hammer Mystery I threw my toothpick into the gutter and strolled down the street. There was a girl crying her eyes out. I handed her a handkerchief. "Here, babe," I said. "You'll probably ruin...
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Funny story: Gary Neville's Body Retires From Football, Chin Vows To Carry On

Gary Neville's Body Retires From Football, Chin Vows To Carry On

In an unusual, but unsurprising move, Gary Neville's body has announced that it is to retire from Association Football - effective immediately. However in a separate shock press conference, his chin has vowed to carry on, and would even consider s...
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Funny story: Man Confused By Christmas; Wears Turkey As Hat

Man Confused By Christmas; Wears Turkey As Hat

A man was found curled up in a ball, with a Swan on his lap, late yesterday morning, on a grass verge alongside the B343 close to Swindon town centre. Once woken, the man made a demand for Mayonnaise. The Swan seemed unharmed, but had pictures of D...
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Funny story: Manchester United Star Gary Neville Hangs Boots Up

Manchester United Star Gary Neville Hangs Boots Up

Manchester United have announced in a statement on their website this morning that former captain Gary Neville has hung his boots up. Neville, 35, who has made a staggering 602 appearances for the Reds, decided to hang the boots up in the corner o...
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Funny story: Gary Neville (Manchester United) Retires After Unbelievable Career

Gary Neville (Manchester United) Retires After Unbelievable Career

Gary Neville, the Manchester United and former England right-back, has announced his retirement from professional game, and all connected with football will be sad to see him go. Neville, 44, joined United from school, aged 8, in 1956, and has ma...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen is the Teflon Actor

Charlie Sheen is the Teflon Actor

Charlie Sheen has recently had some problems stemming from his drug and prostitute addiction. Three nights ago after paying a budding porn star $30.000 for a mostly limp 5 minute encounter he experienced abdominal cramps and discomfort. 911 was a...
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Funny story: Medical Marijuana to be Grown in White House Garden this Year

Medical Marijuana to be Grown in White House Garden this Year

It is the first week of February, and for Michelle Obama, this means it is time to start planning the White House organic garden. While the garden will again contain a variety of fruits and vegetables as well as a few ornamental flowers, a new additi...
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