Funny story: Mark Lowton Accidentally Recodes TheSpoof.com

Mark Lowton Accidentally Recodes TheSpoof.com

THESPOOF.COM, UNITED WEBSITES OF INTERNET - Mark Lowton, editor, admin, and sole coder of popular user-generated humour site, TheSpoof.com, accidentally made a coding error. When updated the site to be compatible with HTML5 coding and video embedd...
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Funny story: Sepp Blatter's Royal Wedding Invitation Permanently Lost In The Post

Sepp Blatter's Royal Wedding Invitation Permanently Lost In The Post

FIFA President, Sepp Blatter has apparently been told that his invitation to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been permanently lost in the post. As has been stated already in the headline. Some committed Royal observers have...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Loves William's New Shiny Look

Cheryl Cole Loves William's New Shiny Look

Cheryl Cole has pronounced her love for a new hair styling product, which was modelled tonight by one of the country's most famous Williams. William Hague startled Serious News viewers around the world by unveiling the product during a live Press...
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Funny story: David Cameron on his tour of the Middle East - are his PR guys taking the piss

David Cameron on his tour of the Middle East - are his PR guys taking the piss

A few days in the sun must have sounded like a good idea after Coalition UK for call me Dave. As he enjoyed his world statesman games in Cairo, what did Dave not know? Call him naive or badly advised, but as the Gadaffi's were shooting their own people next door in Libya, some bright spark noticed Dave's travelling companions. Dave had taken along, on his tour of the Arabian countries, some...
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Funny story: Social Commentary: My Work is Influenced by a Clockwork Orange

Social Commentary: My Work is Influenced by a Clockwork Orange

By Larry Hargreves, Wolverhampton - Homicidal Maniac Imitation is the best form of flattery. That certainly is true. Some say my work... is... morally reprehensive. I disagree. The same as Ben Folds being inflenced by Tom Waits, I am influenced by A Clockwork Orange in my line of work. I may not be a wordsmith, but you can see the emotions and feelings and deep meanings behind the effort I p...
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Funny story: A Conversation with Old Man Winter

A Conversation with Old Man Winter

A conversation with Old Man Winter Here at Investigative Bull Shit Network (ISBN) we decided to send our award winning investigative journalist, B.S. Hogwash, out into the field. In this case out into the snow to see if we could dispel some of the rumors about Old Man Winter. ISBN wanted to know if under that notoriously chilly disposition and cold hardheartedness is there a warm heart. Old...
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Funny story: Well-known wanker to quit wanking

Well-known wanker to quit wanking

A well-known wanker is to quit public masturbation, amid revelations tonight that the onanist was not fully-behind the knuckle-shuffling cause. Art Pud-Puller, president of the National Jerk Society, has been accused of courting press attention fo...
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Funny story: Poodle goes berserk at Westminster Dog Show

Poodle goes berserk at Westminster Dog Show

A deranged standard-sized poodle in a fit of nervous anxiety turned on it's owner and began biting everything and everybody in sight. The dog preparing to do the runway walk managed to naw thru his leash and attacks the crowd. He was later seen...
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Funny story: America to the Middle East: Hurry Up!

America to the Middle East: Hurry Up!

AmericanPoe.com, America's premier polling website, has released the latest results of its online questionnaire about America's opinion of the Middle East strife. The people have spoken with one voice and that voice is: You people need to hurry up.
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Funny story: Gaddafi's Link With Scottish Football

Gaddafi's Link With Scottish Football

Saadi , son of under pressure Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi, has spoken of his despair at events in his homeland. Offspring of the Colonel and his second wife, Saadi is now head of the Libyan Football Federation after being the national team capta...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift: I Can Go Both Ways

Taylor Swift: I Can Go Both Ways

Singer Taylor Swift shocked some of her fans yesterday by telling them that she "could go both ways." "I don't see why all of a sudden the hot air is going out everywhere after talking to the press this morning", she stated. "I thought everyone co...
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Funny story: George Osborne to take Viagra to sort out growth

George Osborne to take Viagra to sort out growth

In a last ditch attempt to salvage the economy, Chancellor George Osborne is set to take Viagra to try and stimulate growth. This announcement comes after it was revealed by Osborne that he "doesn't know what else to do." At the beginning of 20...
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Funny story: Health & Welfare, NHS Overwhelmed as "Sniffing Fad" Causes Melt Down In London!

Health & Welfare, NHS Overwhelmed as "Sniffing Fad" Causes Melt Down In London!

A new fad, thought to be from the Colonies, has brought health service workers and care facilities to their knees as thousands of Brits have begun sniffing the weirdest things causing Health & Safety Officials to issue a Public Health Warning!...
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Funny story: Strange Animal Found in Dustbin

Strange Animal Found in Dustbin

Glasgow has seen the appearance of strange animal, found in a dustbin in the Suckashell district. It is a cross between a lizard and a mouse and is thought to one of the famous missing links. Mrs Maureen McTavish, known for her disappearing cat, f...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Captured on Google Earth Street View in Los Angeles

Michael Jackson Captured on Google Earth Street View in Los Angeles

For those who believe that Michael Jackson is still alive, there may be some validation in that belief courtesy of a Google Earth street view image that purports to be none other than the King of Pop walking across Ventura Boulevard in Los Angeles.
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Funny story: John Lennon and George turn in their graves as Susan Boyle is announced as the UK's top, pop artist!

John Lennon and George turn in their graves as Susan Boyle is announced as the UK's top, pop artist!

Susan Boyle has just been announced as the UK's top, pop artist and no other UK artist or group can even "lick her pussy in boots" (Who'd want to?). This shocking news had ex-Beatles John & George turning in their graves and Paul & Ringo re-r...
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Funny story: Please don't whip the horse - it's going as fast as it can already!

Please don't whip the horse - it's going as fast as it can already!

Londoner's were left in no doubt yesterday about Mayor Johnson's determination to see levels of carbon emissions reduced in the capital when he announced that horse drawn hansom cabs are to return to the streets of London this summer. The 5 year cont...
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Funny story: Rod Stewart Becomes An Octopop

Rod Stewart Becomes An Octopop

Like octomom, Nadya Suleman, singer Rod Stewart has become the father of his eight child, a feat that will make him an octopop, joining veteran octopop Mel Gibson. Mel's eight child was with Russian girl friend Oksana Grigorieva, who also has a son...
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Funny story: Cameron's Surprise for Egypt

Cameron's Surprise for Egypt

Egypt has been recolonised by David Cameron in a surprise move. With American support British control of Egypt has been re-established. 'I'm sorry we went away' David Cameron shouted from the renamed Trafalgar Quare in Cairo 'now you clearly need...
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Funny story: 'Boomerang Lunch Days' introduced into schools

'Boomerang Lunch Days' introduced into schools

This is NOT a Spoof but I hope it gets published. Recently the 'Boomerang Lunch Days' were introduced at the school in which I teach. Friday's were 'Boomerang Lunch Days'. The idea came via an idea from Eco-clubs which are popping up in schools all over the place. Students were asked to bring in lunches and snacks without wrappers, i.e. in plastic containers which could then be taken hom...
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Funny story: Painting Found By Jack The Ripper Painter

Painting Found By Jack The Ripper Painter

A previously unknown painting has been discovered by Walter Sickert; who has been named as a suspect for Jack the Ripper, by crime novelist Patricia Cornwall. The painting "The Blind Sea Captain" has been held in a private collection and is said t...
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Funny story: Carey Hospitalized

Carey Hospitalized

Drew Carey, Comedian and Quiz Show Host, today, was rushed to Mt. Sinai of the Whispering Pines Hospital, shortly after the completion of the taping of his popular show, "The Price is Right." Jasmine Cranford, of Huntington Beach, California, in h...
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Funny story: Showbiz Wiz Tom Jones for Fez Prez? It's Not Unusual!

Showbiz Wiz Tom Jones for Fez Prez? It's Not Unusual!

Well, folks have remarked he certainly looks the part. While Egypt prepares to choose a democratically elected Head of State, many might consider that there are few better qualified candidates than Welsh knight errant, Sir Tom Jones. He looks like an elder middle-eastern statesman these days, with his wavy silver hair accentuating his genuine tan gained after years of toil in the Californian su...
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Funny story: I appeal to the UK government to NOT extend summer daylight

I appeal to the UK government to NOT extend summer daylight

I am gathering names on a petition here in Ontario, to send to the UK Government in an effort to coax them to change their minds about messing with 'summertime' hours, extra daylight and so on. I do believe there are other individuals in other Provinces doing the same. Many ex-pats living here have elderly relatives who have a difficult time as it is, keeping up with the time diffences betwe...
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Funny story: Another Obama Slippery Slope: Vail Forced to Shut Down Ski Resort so Michelle & Friends Can Go Tubing!

Another Obama Slippery Slope: Vail Forced to Shut Down Ski Resort so Michelle & Friends Can Go Tubing!

Offering yet another death blow to the American Economy, Michelle Obama's President's Day visit to Vail caused the resort to shut all three of its runs for security, leaving one open for Michelle & Friends to go 'Tubing' down the Bunny Tail witho...
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Funny story: Arabs believe if they make enough noise "The Almighty One" will appear, hence the riots!

Arabs believe if they make enough noise "The Almighty One" will appear, hence the riots!

The Arab world is up-in-arms and demanding a revolution. The rest of the world believes the hype that common Arabs wants their leaders, mainly corrupt, ousted. Egypt, Tunesia, Bahrain, Libya, etc, are all experiencing the worst riots since the col...
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Funny story: Carlo Ancelotti REALLY Sacked

Carlo Ancelotti REALLY Sacked

After Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti was reported to have been sacked from his job in late December in a story on satirical news website TheSpoof.com, today came further news on the story in that, truth has superceded fiction, and the under-pressure It...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Orders All Protesters Shot On Sight

Queen Elizabeth II Orders All Protesters Shot On Sight

London, England-- Queen Elizabeth has ordered military and police units to begin shooting all protesters immediately. Mad Queen Bess, as she is known in the non-British world, is very concerned about the revolutions sweeping the globe. She has held...
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Funny story: Haywood BP's EX-CEO to be US envoy in Libya

Haywood BP's EX-CEO to be US envoy in Libya

Reports are coming out of Washington DC that Mr Tony Haywood the disgraced ex BP supremo has been appointed the US special envoy forthwith in Tripoli. Obama said "he is the man for the job and has excellent experience in dealing with angry protest...
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Funny story: The Monkees to tour Britain for first time in 12 years

The Monkees to tour Britain for first time in 12 years

The Monkees will soon be back in Britain, reuniting for a tour to celebrate their 45th anniversary. The fact that Justin Beiber will be 'opening' for them is a cleverly thought out ploy by their publicist as most people who followed the Monkees in...
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Funny story: Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published

Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published

Now that the Royal Wedding invitations have been issued to all the relatives, VIP's, friends, hangers-on and Palmer-Tomkinsons, Prince William and Kate Middleton have issued their wedding list. Rumour has it that the happy couple would have prefer...
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Funny story: Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!

Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!

Prince William is at the center of yet another Royal controversy as a recent tweet to a mate has been released to the public and is sweeping London causing more embarrassment to the Royal Family just months prior to his wedding! Replying to a ques...
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Funny story: Red Imps Join Search For Missing Flightless Bird

Red Imps Join Search For Missing Flightless Bird

Division Two football club, Lincoln City, have boosted the search for a missing flightless bird. Police and animal rights officers are trying to track down the rhea after witnesses reportedly saw it running loose in the Thorpe Culvert area of Linc...
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Funny story: Review: Language tapes

Review: Language tapes

As the Spoof's foremost reviewer I get to review some cool stuff. This month I was sent three Lingo language packs: German, Italian and Spanish. I would quite like to have learned Chinese, just to find out what the people in the Chinese Chippy were saying about me. I've never been very good at learning languages though. I even with English struggle. Lingo packs come in three parts. These are:...
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Funny story: Blame that bastard Blair for Middle East turmoil!

Blame that bastard Blair for Middle East turmoil!

Tripoli - (End-of-Daze): The kiss of death is everywhere the ex-UK Prime Monster has fingered with his bloodstained mitts. A two year vanity tour of duty as Middle East envoy has now bombed as Libyan nationals poured scorn today on his diplomacy r...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatic's latest quilt held for ransom!

SuBo fanatic's latest quilt held for ransom!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were distraught today after their latest quilt was kidnapped and held for ransom. The quilt, the 300th to be made by the fanatics, was on its way to the UK to be presented to SuBo. "It was all a blur...
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Funny story: Will she drop dead from embarrassment at official 2012 Diamond Jubilee emblem launch?

Will she drop dead from embarrassment at official 2012 Diamond Jubilee emblem launch?

London - (Suckers): 'Not nearly as tacky as the swastika-themed Olympics logo,' is how worried courtiers consoled themselves today. But Palace officials are taking no chances with the official 2012 Queen's Diamond Jubilee emblem launch delayed unt...
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Funny story: Man changes name to 'Bastard' in royal wedding wreck moves

Man changes name to 'Bastard' in royal wedding wreck moves

Northumberland - (Rotters): An Alnmouth-and-no-trousers pensioner has changed his name to Bastard to vent his disgust at the upcoming nuptials. Michael McNamara-Bastard used an official Deed Poll to become Micheal Bastard McNamara-Bastard and has...
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Funny story: Summertime Plan To Boost UK Tourism

Summertime Plan To Boost UK Tourism

Proposals to put Britain on "Double Summertime" will be published by the Government as part of a new strategy for tourism this week They will involve putting the clocks forward an extra hour to bring the country in line with the rest of Europe.
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Funny story: Internet Porn Bonanza for Cook Islands

Internet Porn Bonanza for Cook Islands

Following on from the release of the top level domain name by Tuvalu that allowed television stations across the world to get domain names such as five.tv and channel4.tv, the Cook Islands have followed suit, and have become the world's largest host...
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Funny story: Prince Andrew's Shock

Prince Andrew's Shock

Sarah Brown, wife of former Prime Minister Gordon Brown, has revealed an encounter with Prince Andrew, which caused the Duke of York to march up a hill and down again. Knowing of Andrew's interest in history, Sarah Brown showed him a wax mask of O...
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Funny story: Life Sentences For Vampires 'Unconstitutional' Says Supreme Court

Life Sentences For Vampires 'Unconstitutional' Says Supreme Court

Via a 5-4 vote, the Supreme Court has ruled that life sentences for vampires are unconstitutional in a landmark decision. In an opinion of Compton v. Virginia, (112 US 381) written by Justice Ginsberg, the Court found as follows: "In the instan...
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Funny story: And it's civil war as sale of Gaddafi Jr's Hampstead mansion bombs

And it's civil war as sale of Gaddafi Jr's Hampstead mansion bombs

London - (Subprime): He famously shelled out £10 million two years ago for the bijou neo-Georgian pile in Hampstead Garden Suburb. Last year Libyan dictator's son Saif al-Islam Gaddafi turned down a 'derisory' offer of £7.5 million and blamed 'tha...
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Funny story: Obama Says Mexico "Perfectly Safe" Orders Napolitano to Join 82nd Airborne In "Recreational" Jump into Acapulco!

Obama Says Mexico "Perfectly Safe" Orders Napolitano to Join 82nd Airborne In "Recreational" Jump into Acapulco!

Despite news reports of Mexico's 30,327th violent murder linked to government sponsored drug activity, Obama says travel is not restricted, and urges spring breakers to continue with plans to "go have a good time, get drunk, get laid....our youth ne...
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Funny story: Supermarket orders product recall on bad shampoo

Supermarket orders product recall on bad shampoo

A big UK shopping brand unveiled a new type of shampoo called 'Secret Shine 2 in 1' a few weeks ago. Nobody knew what the secret thing about it was, but now we spill the beans on this horrendous shampoo! It contained a secret ingredient known as '...
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Funny story: Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

IBM is at it again. But this time their target for domination isn't aimed at nerdy trivia buffs or intimidating chess masters, its electronic jaws are chomping at the bit to take a megabyte out of sweet innocent little children. The big story in...
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Funny story: Great Wall of China ads

Great Wall of China ads

In a bid to raise some much needed cash, China will be auctioning off advertising space on the Great Wall. Widely, and inaccurately, described as the only man made structure visible from space, China believes that advertisers will flock to the Wall t...
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Funny story: The "Sexually Provocative" Singer Rihanna Performs At The NBA All-Star Half Time Show And Breaks Michael Jackson's "Crotch Grabbing" Record

The "Sexually Provocative" Singer Rihanna Performs At The NBA All-Star Half Time Show And Breaks Michael Jackson's "Crotch Grabbing" Record

LOS ANGELES - Rihanna who performed at the 60th Annual NBA Basketball All-Star Game half time extravaganza came pretty close to turning her performance into a nationally televised erotic sexploitation. The singer came out wearing a black suit coat...
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Funny story: The NBA West All-Stars Defeat The NBA East All-Stars 148-143 As MVP Kobe Bryant Scores 93 Points!

The NBA West All-Stars Defeat The NBA East All-Stars 148-143 As MVP Kobe Bryant Scores 93 Points!

LOS ANGELES - The fans attending the 60th Annual NBA All-Star game at The Staples Center in Los Angeles definitely got their money's worth as they watched quite a point scoring exhibition. After the California dust had settled the players from the...
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Funny story: Worrying Claims Over Parking Charges

Worrying Claims Over Parking Charges

A consumer watchdog survey has suggested that a driver's chances of receiving a parking ticket and how much they would pay is largely dependent on where in Britain they were at the time the offence was committed. After polling just under one hundr...
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Funny story: Unusual Injury For Cyclist

Unusual Injury For Cyclist

A Malaysian cyclist suffered a strange injury after a crash in the World Cup in Manchester on Saturday. As the pack tried in vain to catch up with leader, the United Kingdom's Sir Chris Hoy, a multiple pile up involving 4 of the trailing 6 riders...
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Funny story: Gay Man (Not Larry Sabu) Warned For Puddle Jumping

Gay Man (Not Larry Sabu) Warned For Puddle Jumping

A gay man from Carlisle has been warned by magistrates that his rather effeminate way of jumping over puddles (pools of rainwater accumulated on pavements) is unacceptable behaviour regarding the public at large, and has been told in no uncertain ter...
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Funny story: Old Firm Combine On TV Channel

Old Firm Combine On TV Channel

Despite the threat of being expelled from the Scottish Premier League, Celtic and Rangers are pushing ahead with plans to set up their own TV channel. SPL chief Neil Doncaster has previously cast doubts on the Big Two's continued participation in...
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Funny story: G20 Agreement On Economic Imbalances

G20 Agreement On Economic Imbalances

A major step forward was taken by the G20 in Paris today. The group, which comprises the leading economies in the world, have agreed on a system to detect economic imbalances. The breakthrough was announced by a delighted Brian O'Halloran who,...
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Funny story: Ghost Hunters Wish to Enlarge Their Home State

Ghost Hunters Wish to Enlarge Their Home State

WARWICK, RI - On the list of states in order of geographic size, Rhode Island ranks 50th out of 50, meaning the Ocean State is the tiniest in the union. Its physical area encompasses fewer square miles than the average-sized county in Texas, the...
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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Threatens to Replace 14 Missing Democrats with Blow Up Dolls

Wisconsin Governor Threatens to Replace 14 Missing Democrats with Blow Up Dolls

Wisconsin Governor, Scott Walker is running out of patience with the 14 Democratic senators who are hiding out in Illinois to forestall a vote on a budget-repair bill. Under Wisconsin law, any bill that deals with spending state money must have a ful...
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Funny story: 17 Year Old Hits 40 Stone (560lbs)

17 Year Old Hits 40 Stone (560lbs)

It's probably self inflicted by morbid over eating, but here at Skoob News we were devastated to learn that a 17 year old could find herself in such dire straits. The very fact that this girl finds herself in a situation where the likelihood of he...
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Funny story: Stuttering is in the jeans

Stuttering is in the jeans

According to recent studies - Stuttering is in the jeans. The type of stutter, or stammer, is dependent upon which jeans you choose to wear. For example, if you favour Levi's then you will have a very difficult time getting any word out which begins with 'L'. You will find yourself speaking thus: "I l-l-l-l-l-ike you l-l-l-ots. L-l-l-l-et's go out to get a pizza. If that's ok wit...
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Funny story: Man United To Tell Bebe To Bog Off?

Man United To Tell Bebe To Bog Off?

In the fallout from Crawley Town's heroic bid to 'stick it to the man' when they performed heroically against the mighty Manchester United, it was inevitable that there would be casualties. Sergio Torres, of Crawley Town, wasn't one of them. Havin...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus To 'Bare It All' In An Upcoming Episode of "Glee"

Miley Cyrus To 'Bare It All' In An Upcoming Episode of "Glee"

HOLLYWOOD - Teen queen Miley Cyrus, of Hannah Montana fame, has decided to follow in the footsteps of Britney Spears, Ke$ha, and Gwyneth Paltrow and appear on the popular prime time 'dramedy' Glee. Cyrus has stated that she is a big fan of the sho...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Has Booked The Rolling Stones To Play At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception

Queen Elizabeth II Has Booked The Rolling Stones To Play At Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Reception

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth II has informed the media that she has booked one of the greatest rock and roll bands off all time, The Rolling Stones to perform at her grandson William and her future granddaughter-in-law Kate's wedding reception. Accord...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Fascinated By Kristen's Gusset

Robert Pattinson Fascinated By Kristen's Gusset

The following 'news' item is a load of rubbish. Unconfirmed reports are reaching SEN that Robert Pattinson is fascinated by Kristen Stewart's gusset. Disappointingly, the gusset in question is not the gusset you probably had in mind, and there is...
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Funny story: The 'Erotically Sexy' Vanessa Hudgens To 'Totally Strip' For PlayGuy Magazine

The 'Erotically Sexy' Vanessa Hudgens To 'Totally Strip' For PlayGuy Magazine

LOS ANGELES - Vanessa Hudgens, who has recently been linked with Robert Pattinson, has informed her Hollywood hair stylist that she will be appearing totally naked in the April issue of PlayGuy Mens Magazine. The 22-year-old California born beauty...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

This news item is totally uncorroborated and based purely on statements made by certain individuals whose veracity cannot be certified by Skoob Entertainment News. An unidentified source today released a statement, scrawled on a school exercise bo...
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Funny story: Man Utd Boo Boys Calling For Fergie's Head After Crawley Debacle

Man Utd Boo Boys Calling For Fergie's Head After Crawley Debacle

Fans of Manchester United are this morning waking up to the amazing news that the job of manager Sir Alex Ferguson is under threat after angry supporters launched a "Get Fergie Out" campaign in the wake of Saturday's gargantuan struggle against non-L...
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Funny story: Tragic Buttock Implant Girl Hasn't Sat Down For A Week

Tragic Buttock Implant Girl Hasn't Sat Down For A Week

Wannabe rap artiste Atchu Gorblessya of Hackney, East London, has finally discovered to her cost that all the warnings about buttock enhancing injections were not without foundation. Following a recent fatality attributed to a botched buttock enha...
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Funny story: Gay Man To Rent Flat In Brighton

Gay Man To Rent Flat In Brighton

A Manchester homosexualist monster has told friends he is "fed up" with his life in the North of England, and that he has been to Brighton, the gay capital of the UK, to search for rented accommodation, from where he will carry out "many dirty deeds"...
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Funny story: Gay Man To Become Scoutmaster

Gay Man To Become Scoutmaster

A Manchester man who is known to be plagued by Homosexualness, has created a wave of controversy in his local community by announcing his intention to apply for the vacant post of Scoutmaster for one of the town's Scout troops. Larry Sabu, 20, la...
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Funny story: Pooner - The True Origin Of The Word Finally Unearthed

Pooner - The True Origin Of The Word Finally Unearthed

The modern urban dictionary defines a "pooner" in a number of different ways, but a lexicographer who frequently makes use of the Bodelian Library in Oxford has turned the closeted world of lexicography completely on its head. Clem Baker, of Abing...
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Funny story: Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

(Originally published in the Feb 1797 issue of the The Satirist) A letter from Martha Washington to Abigail Adams was recently attained and transcribed by our District of Columbia chief muckraker, Richard N. Bullocks. The letter was written shortly after the election of John Adams as the second President of the United States of America. Dearest Abigail, How art thou? Congratulations...
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Funny story: Man City To Sign Entire Crawley Town Team

Man City To Sign Entire Crawley Town Team

Manchester City executives have announced that they are "serious" about signing the entire Crawley Town squad after the non-League team frightened the life out of City's arch rivals Manchester United in the FA Cup 5th Round at Old Trafford on Saturda...
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Funny story: Piers Morgan Interviews Himself

Piers Morgan Interviews Himself

Staving off criticism that his show is lagging in the ratings Piers Morgan did what former host Larry King never attempted last week by interviewing himself. The show seemed to start strongly enough with Morgan listing his guest's accomplishments...
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Funny story: Artemis Thunderberg To Tour Again?

Artemis Thunderberg To Tour Again?

Artemis Thunderberg, the reclusive poet, artist, writer and raconteur, who lives in a caravan somewhere near Glastonbury has announced that he hasn't completely ruled out the possibility that he may tour the UK again with his fabulously eccentric one...
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Funny story: Pygmy Dwarf Model From Sudan Refuses To Wear High Heels, Loses Chance To Appear On Sports Illustrated Cover

Pygmy Dwarf Model From Sudan Refuses To Wear High Heels, Loses Chance To Appear On Sports Illustrated Cover

Sudanese, pygmy dwarf beauty, Looka Likobama, was to be featured on the cover of the Sports Illustrated 2011 Swimsuit Addition. The 42 inch young lady, who has appeared on numerous "small people" fashion magazine covers, was the odds on favorite...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Begs Mom to Have a Boy/Girl Sleepover

Justin Bieber Begs Mom to Have a Boy/Girl Sleepover

Being discovered at an early age has its disadvantages according to Justin Bieber. In a recent interview, Bieber was asked what regrets he has, if any, about his meteoric rise to fame at such an early age. He replied that probably the biggest regret...
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Funny story: Leyton Orient Could Beat Barcelona, Says Football 'Expert'

Leyton Orient Could Beat Barcelona, Says Football 'Expert'

A senior football expert has said that English League One side Leyton Orient would beat Spanish giants Barcelona if they ever came up against them, it has been reported. The claim, from football expert Moys Kenwood, came after the Brisbane Road ou...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Asked "What Happens When Your Voice Changes?"

Justin Bieber Asked "What Happens When Your Voice Changes?"

After losing at the Grammys Justin Bieber showed everyone that he was a good sport and congratulated the winner whom he admitted that he never heard of. "Music is a big field. I'm not into jazz but to each his own. She must be very good at what sh...
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Funny story: Joan Crawford's Coming Back

Joan Crawford's Coming Back

Joan Crawford's famous film Mildred Pierce is coming back in the HBO series with Kate Winslet as the ever loving mother of her scornful brat Veda. Mildred bakes pies to keep the roof overhead, Veda in piano lessons, and amasses a fortune. Sort of lik...
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