Funny story: InfoDepth: Lies to the Government

InfoDepth: Lies to the Government

In an exclusive interview with the Guardian on the 16th of Feburary, a former Iraqi dissident gave fake testimonials to the American government on Saddam's [non-existent] WMD. According to many analysts, this was the biggest confidence trick ever. Inhopeless Media Group has dug up more government secrets. So, what other dissimulated information have the US and British governments recieved? -...
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Funny story: Cameron Admitted to Mental Institute After Delusions About BigSoc

Cameron Admitted to Mental Institute After Delusions About BigSoc

LONDON - After PM Cameron went around the country taking about his new cultural directive, Big Society, the man has fallen into a state of mental sickness. According to doctors, Cameron had been suffering from 'delusions' that BS was going to work...
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Funny story: Queen to bestow Order of the Qatar

Queen to bestow Order of the Qatar

London - (Self Preservation Society): President Barack Obama is to get a gong from the Queen during his May state visit. "It's for keeping mum about the Princess Di blood money," a Reuterus Agency stringer said today. Obama will be knighted wit...
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Funny story: Rod The Mod's Eighth Child

Rod The Mod's Eighth Child

Rod Stewart has become a father for the eight time at the grand old age of 66. His wife Penny Lancaster has just given birth to a baby boy, Aiden after the couple had undertaken 3 course of IVF treatment. The couple already have a 5 year old son, Alastair. To celebrate the good news, Rod has released a new greatest hits album, featuring the following tracks : Reason To Conceive Handba...
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Funny story: American Idol Gives Tiffany Rios The Most Conceited Contestant In A.I. History The Old 'Heave Ho!'

American Idol Gives Tiffany Rios The Most Conceited Contestant In A.I. History The Old 'Heave Ho!'

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest, host of American Idol, told members of the entertainment media covering American Idol's 'Hollywood Group Week' that in the ten years he has been doing the reality singing show he has never seen a more conceited individual t...
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Funny story: The Queen's shagged every US President since 1953 'except Lyndon Johnson'

The Queen's shagged every US President since 1953 'except Lyndon Johnson'

London - (Reuterus): The news comes amid an official announcement that President Obama and his wife Michelle are coming to the UK on a state visit in May. "At this stage we simply don't know what is Palace protocol about shagging the current US in...
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Funny story: Inflation "not that bad", claims Osborne

Inflation "not that bad", claims Osborne

Chancellor George Osborne has sensationally claimed that inflation "isn't that bad." These claims were made after figures revealed inflation in the UK would rise sharply in the next year following a statement from the Bank of England. George Os...
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Funny story: Rod Stewart Proud Father of Eighteenth Baby! Nineteenth Baby!

Rod Stewart Proud Father of Eighteenth Baby! Nineteenth Baby!

Singer Rod Steward and his wife, uh..Kelly..Britt..Penny! That's it. Penny Lancaster have a new baby boy according to the 66-year-old record company's announcement today, just missing Valentine's Day. "Today is a very happy one for Stewart and his...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen On New "Prostitute" Show After Being Dropped From "Two & A Half Men"

Charlie Sheen On New "Prostitute" Show After Being Dropped From "Two & A Half Men"

News this morning is that wacky actor Charlie Sheen has been dropped from the television show, "Two & A Half Men" and that the show is on hold until everything else can be worked out. Asked about the news, Sheen told our reporters "Ducks are f...
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Funny story: Crib Injuries Up as Rappers Fail to Make Mansions Safe

Crib Injuries Up as Rappers Fail to Make Mansions Safe

The Federal Home Safety and Insurance Association has just released its quarterly report regarding safety in and about the home and have reported a sharp incline in crib deaths in the last quarter of 2010. Crib deaths are the major cause of injuri...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin and Billy Ray Cyrus Caught In A Scandalous Snuggle At A Barbecue Bar & Grill In Shreveport

Kate Gosselin and Billy Ray Cyrus Caught In A Scandalous Snuggle At A Barbecue Bar & Grill In Shreveport

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - One of the most famous mothers in The Land of The Free and The Home of The Brave, Kate Gosselin and Billy Ray Cyrus the father of one of the most famous teenagers in the history of teenagers, (Miley Cyrus) were recently spotte...
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Funny story: Strong Solar Flare Activity May Cause Rare Moonburn

Strong Solar Flare Activity May Cause Rare Moonburn

A space scientist at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has issued a warning in association with the current solar flare activity on the sun's surface. Edmund P. Rank, a scientist at NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory claims th...
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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Turn Their Backs On Their TV Fans

The Los Angeles Lakers Turn Their Backs On Their TV Fans

LOS ANGELES - The owners of the Los Angeles Lakers have just signed a $3 billion deal with The Timeless-Wonder Cable Company to continue showing every Lakers game but on "Pay Per View." A spokesperson for the Lakers who begged to keep his name ano...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens initiated into first Bang Bang tattoo

Vanessa Hudgens initiated into first Bang Bang tattoo

New York - (Tattoo-You): He famously needled Lady Gaga's butt with a little pixie-devil high up on the inside of her slim left thigh. Now celeb tatt-artiste Keith 'Bang Bang' McCurdy has started work on latest client Vanessa Hudgens' own pristine,...
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Funny story: Beware Olympic Tickets

Beware Olympic Tickets

Urgent warnings have been sent out by the Olympic Committee concerning websites offering sales of tickets for the Olympic Stadium. 'West Ham United matches for 2013 have not been arranged. No one knows what Division West Ham will be in at that tim...
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Funny story: Copycat links to dead MI6 cryptographer in new body-in-suitcase murder?

Copycat links to dead MI6 cryptographer in new body-in-suitcase murder?

Holmfirth, West Yorkshire - (Emotional Baggage): Residents of a Yorkshire village where the Beeb's Last of the Summer Swine sitcom was filmed are demanding answers. Was mother-of-two Marie Stewart's body dumped in a suitcase because of sicko copyc...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Does Lady Gaga!

Adam Lambert Does Lady Gaga!

To the surprise of thousands of fans at an Adam Lambert concert in New Jersey last night, Lady Gaga came out for the second half of the show. The first song when fans could finally hear it, was "Born Dis Way" and that was their first inkling that...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton inflatable sex doll bombs

Kate Middleton inflatable sex doll bombs

London - (Barefaced Cheek): Sales of Kate Middleton blow-up sex dolls have dived following customer dissatisfaction with the toy's much-hyped lubricants. The $5,000 latex plaything is billed as coming with a state-of-the-art body-temperature gel d...
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Funny story: Magnetic Polar Shift 'Causing Widespread Mental Illness'

Magnetic Polar Shift 'Causing Widespread Mental Illness'

North Pole-- The continuing drift of the North Magnetic Pole is causing a pandemic of insanity throughout the world. Top psychiatrists and geologist recently completed a joint study, and they have christened a new mental illness called Magnetic Pole...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Criticized Over Comments About Sex

Justin Bieber Criticized Over Comments About Sex

Justin Bieber is under fire for his recent comments about sex in the latest issue of The Toronto Tribune-Talker. According to an insider at the newspaper who has seen the report before it hits the fan..stands, says that "Bieber" seemed to be think...
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Funny story: Pig Wins Three Peaks Race

Pig Wins Three Peaks Race

Everyone knows how versatile an animal the pig is. He's very tasty, for a start, a very clean animal too, but also very intelligent. They make great pets, and if you train them they will even pick the kids up from school, leaving you to enjoy doing...
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Funny story: Jessica Alba Says She's Probably Knocked Up Again

Jessica Alba Says She's Probably Knocked Up Again

Jessica Alba is pregnant once again "or else Kirstie Ally has switched tummies with me while I was asleep", Alba joked in the latest issue of the "Tall Tails" Tabloid. She also announced it on Facebook and stated that she, her husband Cash Warren...
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Funny story: Brazilian model blames white supremacists for 38KKK-cup hell

Brazilian model blames white supremacists for 38KKK-cup hell

Houston, Texas - (YouBoob!): Numerology-obsessed Ku Klux Klanners have been blamed for Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey's nervous breakdown. Five gallons of silicone gel were surgically drained from her world renowned 38KKK-cup stonkers last year af...
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Funny story: Is Justin Bieber Really Emma Watson's Twin Brother?

Is Justin Bieber Really Emma Watson's Twin Brother?

A rumour is circulating around tinsel town that Justin Bieber and Emma Watson are actually identical twins who were separated at birth. Since Emma Watson has had her gamine, pixie, short hair-style she bears a remarkable resemblance to Justin Bieb...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Defends Lindsay Lohan

Lady Gaga Defends Lindsay Lohan

Of all people, Lady Gaga told reporters today that she doesn't think Lindsay Lohan should receive any jail time for her theft of a necklace. "Like the girl is all messed up, see? Look at her past year or two. She needs help, not another jail sente...
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Funny story: Up The Buses! - Part 13C.

Up The Buses! - Part 13C.

Where have you been, you have been away, what's your problem? Continued from Up The Buses! - Part 13B. Up The Buses! - Part 13B." Flashback to previous episodes that you MAY have so disgracefully missed, to get you ALL up to speed! BLAKEY: (talking to himself) "I must not get worked up. I hate Butler, but I must not get worked up! I must be jovial and kind at all times today to take...
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Funny story: Catholics Lead Fight Against Same Sex Marriages in Church

Catholics Lead Fight Against Same Sex Marriages in Church

Horror and fury over the proposal to have sex sex marriages in Church has caused uproar in Churches, with the Roman Catholics leading the fight against the idea. 'If sex sex marriages in Church are allowed we fear for the future of the Church' ann...
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Funny story: Tabak Caught Using Banned Mobile Phone

Tabak Caught Using Banned Mobile Phone

Vincent Tabak has been caught using a mobile phone which was tossed over a prison fence to him by girlfriend Tanja Morson. The Dutchman could face loss of visitation and canteen privileges. A prison insider said that Vincent was caught updating h...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber And Lionel Messi In Close Shave Possibly Involving Vicious Satirists

Justin Bieber And Lionel Messi In Close Shave Possibly Involving Vicious Satirists

LONDON, ENGLAND - Security guards this morning heaved huge sighs of relief as breaking news revealed that Justin Bieber and Barcelona soccer star Lionel Messi were almost involved in a near miss incident with a group of vicious satirists, who had gat...
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Funny story: Local Man Held Hostage At Waterloo Station - Endures 5 Hour Ordeal

Local Man Held Hostage At Waterloo Station - Endures 5 Hour Ordeal

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was quietly recovering at his Hampshire home this morning after enduring a horrific 5 hour kidnap ordeal at London Waterloo railway station yesterday afternoon. "I was terrified," the pork pie hat enthusiast declared...
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Funny story: Nigella Lawson: "We're All A Bit Lesbian!"

Nigella Lawson: "We're All A Bit Lesbian!"

Buxom TV sexpot cook, Nigella Lawson, claims that all women have a bit of the lesbian about them. Recalling her days at boarding school, the busty domestic goddess said she had a crush on a fellow pupil. Although she says she's never had any gi...
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Funny story: Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

London, UK: After a number of complaints that Downing Street has become overrun with vermin, a big cat is to be brought in to remedy the situation. "We first started to see them around May of last year, skulking around in the shadows, but now they...
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Funny story: Mannered Tales

Mannered Tales

Ankit could not have been happier. After years of torment, he succeeded in proving that his parents and 'detractors' did not exercise their respective grey matters well while gauging the might of his mannerisms, which, he admits today, 'is at times an eye sore when subjected to visual overdose'. "As if I was stranded hapless before a flight of arrows, unarmed and unprotected." Ankit referred...
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Funny story: Brits Viewing Figures Slump

Brits Viewing Figures Slump

Fewer than 5 million viewers tuned in to watch the Brits Awards on February 15th. The event, which was staged for the first time ever at the 02 Arena in London, suffered its worst viewing figures for 5 years. ITV's coverage was beaten by "Jeremy...
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Funny story: A Huge Meteorite The Size of Kirstie Alley, Gabourey Sidibe, and David Crosby Combined Just Barely Misses Hitting The 'Right Coast'

A Huge Meteorite The Size of Kirstie Alley, Gabourey Sidibe, and David Crosby Combined Just Barely Misses Hitting The 'Right Coast'

PHILADELPHIA - NASA's Office of Meteorological Unusual Incidents reported that on Valentine's Day, a huge meteorite almost hit Dover, Delaware but ended up landing in the Atlantic Ocean instead. Galahad Fenkershill, chief director of NASA's OMUI t...
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Funny story: Dundee United Boardoom Change Revealed

Dundee United Boardoom Change Revealed

Troubled Dundee United, whose revenue flow has been hit hard after an inordinate number of home fixtures were cancelled due to a waterlogged pitch, have announced a major new change in the boardroom. TV Presenter Lorraine Kelly has was been appo...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's Fiancé Tells Her To Stop Feeding Her Face Before She Starts Looking Like A Blonde Kirstie Alley

Jessica Simpson's Fiancé Tells Her To Stop Feeding Her Face Before She Starts Looking Like A Blonde Kirstie Alley

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The man who provides Jessica Simpson's fiancé, Eric Johnson with his vegetables has stated that Johnson made quite a startling announcement about Simpson to him. Franz Ditsfauster, who owns The Ditsfauster & Gomez Vegetables S...
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Funny story: "Three Lions " Update

"Three Lions " Update

As we approach the 8 month anniversary of England's humiliating 4-1 defeat by Germany in the last 16 of World Cup 2010, Frank Skinner and David Baddiel are releasing an updated version of the classic "Three Lions" : They're Coming Home They're Coming Home They're Coming England's Coming Home (x 66) Everyone Seems To Know The Score The Germans Gave Them Four And For Sure It Could Have...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Implies That Little Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes, Emma Watson Needs To Make A Semi-Smutty Film

Russell Brand Implies That Little Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes, Emma Watson Needs To Make A Semi-Smutty Film

SOHO - Russell Brand was in Soho getting his hair done at the The Sir Swishy Swish Salon. His long time hair stylist Sir Swishy Swish asked how his marriage was going. Brand giggled and said that out of the hundreds of women that he had bedded pri...
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Funny story: Terry Butcher Revisited

Terry Butcher Revisited

In the first of a series of books focussing on legends of the English game, Brian Glanville reassesses the career of Terry Butcher. "In the 1986 World Cup in Mexico, it was Terry who was seemingly left in Maradona's wake as Diego scored that memorable solo goal. Research has shown that, rather than being outpaced by burly Diego, our Tel could in fact have quite easily caught up with him and pr...
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Funny story: Jimmy Hill Remembers

Jimmy Hill Remembers

In an exclusive interview, this reporter has been granted access to esteemed former TV pundit Jimmy Hill. Today, Jimmy gives his views on World Cup 94. For those readers whose memories don;t stretch back that far, England failed to qualify from a group comprising Norway, Netherlands, Poland, Turkey and San Marino. Grimbo - "Was your enjoyment of the World Cup spoiled by the absence of Englan...
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Funny story: Paula Abdul Devastated As Her New Show "Live To Dance" Gets Sent To That Great 'Ballroom In The Sky'

Paula Abdul Devastated As Her New Show "Live To Dance" Gets Sent To That Great 'Ballroom In The Sky'

HOLLYWOOD - Former Los Angeles Laker Girl, American Idol judge, and Live To Dance judge Paula Abdul is extremely disappointed and literally devastated as she has just learned that CBS has cancelled her brand new show Live To Dance. Abdul spoke wit...
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Funny story: SFA Announce Major Innovations

SFA Announce Major Innovations

After years of dithering over what improvements should be made to help referees deal with the increasing instances of player indiscipline (on and off the ball) and more importantly to increase the quality of entertainment on show, the SFA have at las...
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Funny story: Is Lady Gaga an Alien from Outer Space?

Is Lady Gaga an Alien from Outer Space?

After Sunday's Grammy Awards show, some think the answer is YES, arguing, "Is there any doubt? She arrived in an egg, for Pete's sake." Others disagree. One Lady Gaga fan was heard to comment, "It's her right to choose an egg as a means of tran...
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Funny story: Dundee United Announce Money Making Schemes

Dundee United Announce Money Making Schemes

Dundee United have commissioned a leading firm of consultants to take a look at the Arabs situation and see if they couldn't come up with some constructive proposals to increase their revenue flow. Here's their proposals which will be immediately implemented - 1. Rename the George Fox Stand the "20th Century George Fox Stand" and redevelop it into a state of the art Cineplex that could showc...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Allows Son to Shoot Missile as Birthday Gift

Kim Jong Il Allows Son to Shoot Missile as Birthday Gift

On Wednesday, Kim Jong Il celebrated his 69th (or 70th, depending on whom you ask) birthday drinking American beer, opening gifts, and eating lots of cake. But the special gift that day was not for himself but for his third son, Kim Jong Un, who is e...
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Funny story: Rangers Rescue Package Announced

Rangers Rescue Package Announced

Scottish entrepreneur Chris Whyte has revealed some of the plans he has for Glasgow Rangers once his £33 million takeover is complete. Here's some of his proposals - 1. Re-enlist CR Smith Windows as club sponsors, re-brand all stock as Sash windows. Whyte reckons the giro donations will start rolling in. 2. Sell Kirk Broadfoot, Kyle Lafferty and Maurice Edu to a Conference team and use th...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil Claims Slapping Someone is Acceptable Behavior

Dr. Phil Claims Slapping Someone is Acceptable Behavior

Dr. Phil McGraw, known for his sometimes unorthodox approach to human interactions, has just come out with a new pamphlet that he is touting as a breakthrough in dealing with what he calls the "spoiled brat syndrome." The pamphlet is entitled "Sl...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton Finally Reveals A Secret That She Has Never Expressed Before

Kate Middleton Finally Reveals A Secret That She Has Never Expressed Before

LONDON - With her wedding date fast approaching Kate Middleton has started to get somewhat nervous as evidenced by the fact that one day last week at a dinner party in Buckingham Palace honoring the Minogue sisters, Dannii and Kylie, she inadvertentl...
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Funny story: National Tea Party Unwittingly Aligns Itself with California Pot Growers Association

National Tea Party Unwittingly Aligns Itself with California Pot Growers Association

An unlikely partnership has formed between some very conservative-thinking patriots and a group of stoners who could care less about any politics unless, of course, they involve the legalization of marijuana. How it happened, no one is really cert...
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Funny story: Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reveals that drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction can lower a man's IQ by up to 30 points. The study, which followed a group of middle-aged men for two years wh...
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Funny story: China's 'Big Dong' Weapon Doesn't Scare My Arse: US Admiral

China's 'Big Dong' Weapon Doesn't Scare My Arse: US Admiral

A new super weapon called the Carrier-Killer by China who developed it, does not pose a major threat to the United States according to Vice Admiral, Scott Van Buskirk, head of the U.S. 7th Fleet in the pacific. "The Russians gave up on the same we...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift in Love with Melon Grower!

Taylor Swift in Love with Melon Grower!

Taylor Swift is in love again and this time she believes it is fate that drew them together. "I love Adam Young of Owl City", she told the Nashville Cashville Gazette. "We're a perfect match as Adam has spent all his life around growing big melon...
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Funny story: Eyeballs: Who's Looking at You? - A TroubleFinders Investigation

Eyeballs: Who's Looking at You? - A TroubleFinders Investigation

WEST CREEK - In-head eyeballs are a popular way for people to see, however, a lot of people don't know that these inventions can allow all sorts of weirdos to look at you and your family. They help you watch where you're going, and have even been known to save people in some instances, but the signals coming from most people's eyeballs can also help them have sick fantasies, and can even be use...
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