Funny story: Lady Godiva meets with Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, to discuss the upcoming Royal Wedding

Lady Godiva meets with Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, to discuss the upcoming Royal Wedding

Lady Godiva visited Middlesbrough last week to meet with two of her favourite lasses in the world, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough. Both 'sporting' South Bank facelift hairdos. As usual, they met in their favourite restaurant in Morrison's, Berwick Hills Branch. Lady G. ordered the meals. Takwana just wanted Fish,chips and mushy peas...Anitakapita fanci...
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Funny story: Jordan Walks On The Wild Side

Jordan Walks On The Wild Side

Glamour girl Katie Price, formally known as Jordan, has been out showing her wild side. She has gone out draped in a black acrylic jacket and tight leopard skin leggings. Katie Price resembles Jane Fonda in 1000 years BC; she is glamourous and sexy and she looks as if she is looking for a handsome hunk of a caveman to come and carry her off to his cave. Katie has been celebrating her divorc...
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Funny story: Startling new revelations from our far east correspondent

Startling new revelations from our far east correspondent

The Chinese communist government is panic stricken about the recent developments in Egypt where they financed the pro Mubarak thugs in a vain attempt to influence the outcome of the uprising against the dictatorship. Peking fear they be next in li...
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Funny story: Knitting - there is no easy way

Knitting - there is no easy way

A government think-tank comprising of esteemed scientists, mathematicians, statisticians and four elderly ladies, yesterday concluded that there is no easy way to approach the almost forgotten art of knitting. "Knitting is an incredibly complex pr...
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Funny story: Lady Godiva in line for the throne

Lady Godiva in line for the throne

Spoof Writer, Lady Godiva heard that Ellen Degeneres recently found out that she is distantly related to the British Royal Family. This spurred Lady G. to take a closer look into her own family tree. To her astonishment she found that she too is distantly related to the Royal Family and is, in fact, 593rd in line for the throne. Thanks to the World Wide Web, Google and the Mormons, we all h...
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Funny story: Catholic Priest Involved in... Blah Blah Blah

Catholic Priest Involved in... Blah Blah Blah

LONDON - Another catholic priest has been... oh c'mon! Really? Don't these guys get the message? Anyway, another catholic priest, the sick loser, has yet again did the nasty with a kid, again. You know the drill. You want unbiased? Just go to some...
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Funny story: Coronation Shite "To Rely On Three Words And A Phrase"

Coronation Shite "To Rely On Three Words And A Phrase"

The writers on a televisual effort that is colloquially known as "this pile of drudgery" are to rely on using only three words and a phrase that they will hope will boost the shows ratings. Shite, which lost heavily to the misfest "Oop North" during...
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Funny story: Vincent Tabak Described By Girlfriend as "Perfectly Normal"

Vincent Tabak Described By Girlfriend as "Perfectly Normal"

Samantha Morson said that her boyfriend Vincent Tabak is "perfectly normal" and is said to be devastated over his arrest for the murder of landscape architect Jo Yeates. Glamourous Sam is to take part in a documentary later in the year to describe...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Celebrity Talent

Britain's Got Celebrity Talent

Simon Cowell has released audio tapes from the never-released Britain's Got Celebrity Talent show in 2010. See what you think : Piers Morgan - "Derek Simpson. Tell me about yourself". Derek Simpson - "Well, Piers, I'm Joint Leader of the Union Unite, and tonight I'm going to conduct last minute discussions with Willie Walsh of British Airways while tweetin...
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Funny story: Finally Some Great Economic News

Finally Some Great Economic News

Everyone agrees that the past couple of years have been a terrible drain on the collective American psyche. At least the collective American psyche that has had to contend with high unemployment rates, low housing prices, a tightening credit market a...
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Funny story: Bush's Memoirs On The Way

Bush's Memoirs On The Way

The memoirs of former US President George W Bush are to be released in November, his publishers announced. The book, tentatively titled "The Not So Mighty Bush", will list many of the ex President's eccentricities, some of which have never before...
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Funny story: Gay Man Takes Schoolboys up the Back Passage

Gay Man Takes Schoolboys up the Back Passage

A gay man has been given a stern telling off for taking a bunch of under-age boys of the back passage. Larry Sabu, 20, was told that he was helping the lads avoid paying the entrance fee to see a Ronnie Corbett one-man show at the local theatre.
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Funny story: New Twist for Sex Education

New Twist for Sex Education

A senior Iranian cleric has emphasised the need for women not to dress promiscuously or there would be severe consequences not only for them but for the rest of Iranian society. In a speech made in Tehran, Hoiatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippe...
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Funny story: African Nations Cup Fever Builds

African Nations Cup Fever Builds

Kenya football fans in the North Eastern town of Mandera are furious at the Muslim leader Sheikh Khalif Mohammed's decision to close public video halls ahead of the African Nations Cup 2012 qualifiers. Because many Kenyans are too poor to afford s...
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Funny story: Mubarak Leaves His Office

Mubarak Leaves His Office

Honesty Mubarak, former Egyptian President has cleared his desk and left his office in Cairo. He has resigned after weeks of indecision. He told your Spoof man, the only newsperson to accompany him on his flight from his office: 'Honesty is the be...
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Funny story: Egypt's Hosni Mubarak Actually Found To Be Bela Lugosi In Disguise!

Egypt's Hosni Mubarak Actually Found To Be Bela Lugosi In Disguise!

CAIRO, Egypt - Embattled Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, fleeing the hordes of anti-government protesters that lined the streets of the capital, was stopped at the border by Egyptian border patrol guards. Most supporters of the now-faltering go...
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Funny story: Hustle - BBC Show Puts Big Football On The Alert

Hustle - BBC Show Puts Big Football On The Alert

English football authorities will be watching a popular TV show with interest tonight as a team of loveable rogues take a fat cat agent "to the cleaners." BBC's Hustle features a team of grifters who each week punish a greedy crook or unscrupulous...
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Funny story: Good News: President Obama Has Quit Smoking - Bad News: He's Taken Up Chewing Tobacco

Good News: President Obama Has Quit Smoking - Bad News: He's Taken Up Chewing Tobacco

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has told the White House Press Corps that President Obama, after months and months of trying has finally kicked the cigarette habit. The members of the media erupted in a thunderous applaus...
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Funny story: The Denver Nuggets Trade Carmelo Anthony To The Harlem Globetrotters

The Denver Nuggets Trade Carmelo Anthony To The Harlem Globetrotters

DENVER - Disgruntled Denver Nuggets super star Carmelo Anthony has been insisting for weeks now that the Nuggets organization trade him to the New York Knicks. The 6 foot 8 inch Anthony, who signed a 5 year, $80 million contract in 2006 ($16 milli...
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Funny story: What's that in the Archbishop's beard?

What's that in the Archbishop's beard?

Quietly announced a few days ago from the Church of England's press office was the odd piece of news that Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury has discovered there's a tiny pimpernel bat apparently hibernating in his beard! The pimpernel bat...
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Funny story: Cooking for Physicists

Cooking for Physicists

There are plenty of "How To" articles for buying houses and the other big decisions. How To books for cooking, however, are rarely called "How to Cook", unless you look for books by Delia Smith. Instead, they have a bewildering array of names, such as "30 Minute Meals", "101 Recipes for Lentils", and the like. This makes selecting appropriate reference material more complicated. Many of you wil...
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Funny story: U. S. Gives State of Texas & Super Bowl Club Seats to Mubarak!

U. S. Gives State of Texas & Super Bowl Club Seats to Mubarak!

In an announcement that took the US and the world by surprise, President Barack Obama called the Egyptian President last night and made him an offer, "you can't refuse." Obama offered him the State of Texas plus Club Seats to the Super Bowl for t...
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Funny story: UFO flypast swoops over Joanna Yeates funeral cortege

UFO flypast swoops over Joanna Yeates funeral cortege

Bristol - (Pie-In-The-Sky): At lunchtime today the alien craft's trajectory was spotted tracing ancient Hampshire ley lines called the Monarch's Way. The route has previously seen mothership reconnaissance flights sourced by the RAF to the Devil'...
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Funny story: Postage prices will be better value for money in the future.

Postage prices will be better value for money in the future.

Since regulators turned down Royal Mails request to raise postage prices in 2011 last year they have been looking at ways of ensuring their request will sail through the regulators net next time.They believe they've come up with a plan that will a...
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Funny story: Another Amazing Invention

Another Amazing Invention

US Researchers have created a robot that can pick up a towel from a pile of laundry, fold and then stack it. Housewives with spare cash are eagerly putting their names down to be the first recipients as soon as the invention comes on the market. J...
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Funny story: Turin Shroud Alternative Available

Turin Shroud Alternative Available

Each year, millions of people -- including Pope Benedict XVI -- view the Turin shroud while it's on view at various locations in Europe. The reason for its popularity stems from the fact that it appears to bear the image of Jesus' face. But identi...
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Funny story: Global Cooling - By 1 degree Fahrenheit per decade!

Global Cooling - By 1 degree Fahrenheit per decade!

Joseph Goebbels, Hitler's Propaganda Minister said, "The bigger the lie,the more it will be believed". Taking part in a "low carbon summit" in Parliament this week Prince Charles appealed for an increase in targets aimed at reducing CO2 emissio...
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Funny story: West Lothian put on full alert!

West Lothian put on full alert!

West Lothian has been put on full alert, after the Fanatics Tracking Bureau issued a Category 5 loonicane warning for the area. The loonicane, made up of hundreds of Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies, is expected to hit the area in e...
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Funny story: Mubarak Messes with the Masses

Mubarak Messes with the Masses

Last night, with the Sphinx-like Sphinx in the background, President Hosni Mubarak addressed his people in a manner that demonstrated the Egyptian paradox of defiant compliance. While the world expected that he would withdraw from ruling the nati...
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Funny story: Future Wanking

Future Wanking

Graffitti artist Rich Simmons has created a royal mural with Prince William as the Sex Pistols bass player and Kate Middleton as Nancy Spungen. Over the picture is the intriguing title FUTURE ****KING. Unfortunately Nancy ended her day's being sta...
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Funny story: Dog Wins Custody Of Litter

Dog Wins Custody Of Litter

In a ground breaking move today, a Judge at a Lincolnshire court stunned the packed courthouse with his ruling that a dog should have custody rites to all his litter. Jack Russell, the delighted owner of the dog in question explained how events had u...
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Funny story: Mubarak Cancels Trip to Clacton

Mubarak Cancels Trip to Clacton

I rang Mrs Chuckle of The Farmer's Whistle about the decision of President of Egypt Honesty Mubarak to cancel his trip to Clacton. 'I feel such a fool' she told me 'but it was that Cameron - he stopped it, said it was too much mudlyculturism. Appa...
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Funny story: Celtic F.C To Tie Up With Greens?

Celtic F.C To Tie Up With Greens?

A sensational story is breaking involving the once mighty Celtic FC. Sources close to Parkhead have revealed that the biscuit tinted club directors - concerned about the humiliating early exit from European competition - have been leaving no stone...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan dons fish lips

Lindsay Lohan dons fish lips

Los Angeles, California - It has been said that people resemble their pets but they don't normally make an effort to do so. It just happens. Lindsay Lohan may be the pet owner that is the exception. After appearing in court on Monday, i...
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Funny story: U2 Announce New Album

U2 Announce New Album

Following Bono's back injury in 2010 that led to worldwide gigs being cancelled, U2 have moved quickly to pacify fans by releasing an album of previously unheard demos under their working titles. "How To Dismantle A Touring Schedule" will be available on Tuesday. Provisional track listing believed to be - Agony, Bloody Agony Sciatica, In The Name Of The Wee Man With Or Without Ibupr...
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Funny story: Shock Theft From Tourist Venue

Shock Theft From Tourist Venue

Tayside Police have reported that goods worth thousands of pounds were stolen from a clothing and food store at the weekend. A grim faced police spokesman stated that items to the value of almost £6,000 were taken from the House of Bruar in Bridge...
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Funny story: Man Went Shopping Without Trousers!

Man Went Shopping Without Trousers!

Reports are coming in that an ordinary man, who isn't a celebrity or a sports star endured a horrifying ordeal yesterday evening, when he went shopping at a local supermarket, only to realise, half way round the store that he had somehow inadvertentl...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Autobiography Out Soon

Naomi Campbell Autobiography Out Soon

Supermodel Naomi Campbell is hoping to put a bad 12 months behind her with the publication of her first autobiography entitled "Nothing To Do With Me". An advance extract tells all about her recent brush with the long arm of the law and reveals that she really hasn't learned anything after her alleged involvement with ex Liberian leader Charles Taylor. "OMG !!! You'll never believe what happ...
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Funny story: Bad Year for Australia

Bad Year for Australia

Australia has been voted the Unluckiest Country In The World by a panel of experts specialising in assessing Bad Luck Events. A disastrous 12 months - in which the former colony suffered billions of pounds worth of damage after cyclones, floods an...
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Funny story: Mubarak - "I'll step down when my bloodied children fork over another $80 billion!"

Mubarak - "I'll step down when my bloodied children fork over another $80 billion!"

Hosni Mubarak just outdid Barack Obama for the numbers of flip-flops performed within a 24-hour period, while dragging his own Arabic language through the mud almost as badly as recent U.S. Presidents have done with English. At least Mubarak didn'...
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Funny story: Out of Egypt

Out of Egypt

Cairo -- "Let yourself go!" cried the people to Pharaoh, "So that we may be free!" "Who are the people," replied Pharaoh, "that they know better than me? I will let everyone in my Cabinet go, but I will not let myself go." Using tools of communi...
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Funny story: Black Eyed Peas Banned from Local Karaoke Bar

Black Eyed Peas Banned from Local Karaoke Bar

The backlash from the poor performance the Black Eyed Peas dished out at last Sunday's Super Bowl has been rough. The bad reviews continue to pour in across the internet and are showing up in celebrity rags from New York to Los Angeles. While no u...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Has Stated She Is Seriously Thinking About Getting A Tattoo With The Initials J.G. (Jake Gyllenhaal)

Taylor Swift Has Stated She Is Seriously Thinking About Getting A Tattoo With The Initials J.G. (Jake Gyllenhaal)

OXNARD, California - Taylor Swift finished her encore song "He's My Hot Doggin' Hot Dog Man" and walked backstage where she was met by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Skippy Viperwater. Skippy was in Oxnard visiting his maternal grandparents Marlowe Bob a...
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Funny story: American Idol Bombshell: Adam Lambert, Simon Cowell, and Dick Clark All Agree On Who This Years American Idol Winner Will Be

American Idol Bombshell: Adam Lambert, Simon Cowell, and Dick Clark All Agree On Who This Years American Idol Winner Will Be

HOLLYWOOD - This year American Idol traveled to seventy-nine different cities and heard over 3 million AI wannabees sing, wail, scream, shout, yell, and even hum every song imaginable from "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to "Single Ladies (Put A Ring O...
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Funny story: Sexually Offensive Avatars Create Dilemma on Shared Internet Sites

Sexually Offensive Avatars Create Dilemma on Shared Internet Sites

With the advent of Social Networking, there comes a whole new set of rules pertaining to privacy of information. While some people take it upon themselves to give as little information as possible to try to protect their private information, others find nothing wrong with giving TMO (too much information) to the point that you know everything about them from their favorite hobbies to the precise t...
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Funny story: Angry Egyptians Use Vuvuzelas to Roust Mubarak from Power

Angry Egyptians Use Vuvuzelas to Roust Mubarak from Power

Update 2/12/11: Threats of use of vuvuzelas have forced Mubarak to finally step down and hand power over to the Egyptian army. Proving once again the power of the vuvuzela. Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak pulled a fast one on the citizens of Eg...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Bristol Palin To Star In A Remake of The Musical Dance Classic "Singing In The Rain"

Taylor Lautner and Bristol Palin To Star In A Remake of The Musical Dance Classic "Singing In The Rain"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted American director-producer Sheboygan Saddlewood has announced to the Hollywood press that he has just agreed to produce Touchrock Films remake of the classic musical dance motion picture Singing In The Rain. Starring as the male...
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Funny story: Republican Research Shows: Sarah Palin is Related to Ronald Reagan's Chimp Bonzo!

Republican Research Shows: Sarah Palin is Related to Ronald Reagan's Chimp Bonzo!

Gnome, Alaska - Conservative dunk tank The P-U Chairitable trust today announced a new research report that puts Sarah Palin in the Ronald Reagan family tree. At least, that is if you count Bonzo the Chimp. "DNA testing of Sarah and Bonzo's hair...
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Funny story: Global Crisis - Thunderbirds On Red Alert

Global Crisis - Thunderbirds On Red Alert

The latest press release from Tracy Island appears to be a thinly disguised attempt to reassure the world's population, that no matter how disastrous things may appear to be getting around the globe, we can all relax, because International Rescue are...
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Funny story: Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Washington DC-- Chelsea Clinton has moved back to her parents home to lick her wounds amid rumors of divorce and infedelity with her husband of 6 months, Marc Mezvinski. Mezvinski has run off to Jackson Hole, WY to ponder the future of his marriage t...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Learns Something New Every Day

Robert Pattinson Learns Something New Every Day

EPISODE 47: ROBERT LEARNS ABOUT LIQUORICE In the licorice fields at Pontefract My love and I did meet And many a burdened licorice bush Was blooming round our feet; Red hair she had and golden skin, Her sulky lips were shaped for sin, Her sturdy legs were flannel-slack'd The strongest legs in Pontefract. from The Licorice Fields At Pontefract by Sir John Betjeman with Guest Pre...
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