Funny story: Delia Smith's Roast Guinea Pig Recipe Set To Be A Christmas Book Hit

Delia Smith's Roast Guinea Pig Recipe Set To Be A Christmas Book Hit

A Friend of Delia Smith's has leaked a secret from the super chef's new book that is set to shock the world. That secret is a recipe for Roast Guinea Pig. Delia is said to think that this recipe will revolutionise Christmas dinners forever, and...
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Funny story: The Reason So Many People Like Newt Gingrich Is Because He Reminds Them of Captain Kangaroo

The Reason So Many People Like Newt Gingrich Is Because He Reminds Them of Captain Kangaroo

NEW YORK CITY - The resemblance is uncanny. Newt Gingrich looks just like the famous host of the popular kids morning show Captain Kangaroo. And the fact that so many Republican voters grew up watching the morning show certainly has caused Newt Gi...
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Funny story: Manchester 0 London 2 - Hovis Jugglers Gutted

Manchester 0 London 2 - Hovis Jugglers Gutted

UEFA Champions League - It's good news for London, but a disaster for Manchester, as both Manchester clubs - City and United - crashed out of the tournament, whilst Arsenal and Chelsea progressed to the knockout stages. City fanatic, Liam Gaggler,...
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Funny story: Sandra Buttock's Newest Fashion Accessory

Sandra Buttock's Newest Fashion Accessory

Sandra Buttock has been photographed clutching this season's ultimate in airport fashion accessory chic - a black baby. It seems that any celebrity worth her weight in liposuction and unrelenting man problems is being digitally snapped in a litany of...
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Funny story: The List of The Ten Least Popular Christmas Children's Books For 2011

The List of The Ten Least Popular Christmas Children's Books For 2011

Little Miss Muffet Kids Magazine has just announced their list for 2011's Ten Least Popular Christmas Children's Books. The list was compiled by the magazine's Senior Executive Assistant Publisher Jefferson Dante Quickowitz. Mr. Quickowitz personally read over 800 children's Christmas books plus he texted, emailed, and called up 27 other top executives whose companies sell children's Christmas...
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Funny story: Republican Presidential Candidates Hired by Obama and Media!

Republican Presidential Candidates Hired by Obama and Media!

Washington DC: President Obama and the US news media, fearing the total loss of re-election campaign and advertising monies for the 2012 Presidential race due to lack of desire by any Republican to run for the office, met in secrecy in 2010. Plan...
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Funny story: God Appears on Bagel in Jewish Deli

God Appears on Bagel in Jewish Deli

Throughout the years, profits and saints have revealed themselves in odd and unusual ways. The Virgin Mary appeared on a hospital in Springfield, Jesus surfaced on a piece of toast, whether it is coincidence or divine intervention is up to the believ...
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Funny story: Local Man Refuses to Ride the Bus

Local Man Refuses to Ride the Bus

America is known for its non-violent protests. From Martin Luther King's Sit Ins all the way to our most current Occupy Wall Street, our non-violent protests serve as an effective way to prove a point without harming anyone. We are allotted the privi...
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Funny story: Tragedy Strikes Pearl Harbour Commemoration

Tragedy Strikes Pearl Harbour Commemoration

A ceremony to commemorate the 70th anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour took a disastrous turn this afternoon, when an aeroplane from Japan containing dignitaries due to attend the event crash landed into the docks. A group of vete...
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Funny story: Chicharito teaches Rooney how to pray on his knees before tomorrows' UEFA appeal hearing!

Chicharito teaches Rooney how to pray on his knees before tomorrows' UEFA appeal hearing!

Chicharito and Wayne rooney have been secretly practicing how to look convincing whilst praying on their knees before important occasions. Rooney must go in front of a UEFA commission tomorrow in a bid to reduce his punishment for kicking an opponent...
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Funny story: Mafia boss found in Hitler's bunker!

Mafia boss found in Hitler's bunker!

Naples, Italy. Mafia boss, Michele Z. (name changed for legal reasons and eventual Mafia attacks against Spoof headquarters and our beloved editor, M~~k, name also changed because he found a severed horse's head in his bed last night) has been found...
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Funny story: Viacom acquires Facebook

Viacom acquires Facebook

NEW YORK CITY, NY. - Viacom has just announced today that it has bought Facebook for $500 in stock and cash. Viacom will now use Facebook as a portal to launch new marketing promotions for its properties, like Nickelodeon, Paramount, Nick Jr., Neo...
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Funny story: Spinops sternbergorum really Betty White!

Spinops sternbergorum really Betty White!

A new species of horned dinosaur known as Spinops sternbergorum has been discovered in the vaults of the Natural History Museum. This astounding news was announced at a press conference by the museum Public Information Officer, Reginald Crotch. H...
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Funny story: Cult's fears for Iran nuke sites ahead of Saturday's total lunar eclipse

Cult's fears for Iran nuke sites ahead of Saturday's total lunar eclipse

Iran - Sufi mystics living in Iran's dodgy seismic fracture zones fear a Grand Ayatollah's curse on illicit moonshine could trigger a massive quake this weekend. A powerful total lunar eclipse will see the moon's shadow path cross volatile tectoni...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage

Heidi Montag Is Furious At The 'Tiny Tampon' Shortage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Heidi Montag is back in the news and this time it is not because the undisputed "Queen of Plastic" has had yet another in her long line of cosmetic surgeries. The woman who, at last count, had gone under the vanity knife a total...
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Funny story: Christmas Consumers Warned - Beware Of Counterfeit Spoof Items

Christmas Consumers Warned - Beware Of Counterfeit Spoof Items

The UK Consumer Awareness Foundation today issued a statement warning consumers to beware of counterfeit Spoof news items on satirical website www.thespoof.com. Counterfeit Spoof news items have been a recurrent trend in recent years, particularly...
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Funny story: Government outline new environmental policy for businesses

Government outline new environmental policy for businesses

The ConDem coalition has completed the final draft of its new environmental policy for businesses. "The aim is to save resources, energy and time," said Minister In Charge Of Environmental Review Proceedings, Richard Wadd. "Following this policy w...
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Funny story: Kilkee Folk Urged To Go Forth And Multiply

Kilkee Folk Urged To Go Forth And Multiply

Horrified civic fathers at an Irish seaside resort are urging their townsfolk to start getting it on. The population of Kilkee, County Clare, has apparently seen a 'catastrophic' fall of 301 to 1,024 since the 2006 census. Local councillors fea...
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Funny story: The Euro's Collapse: Germany Invades France

The Euro's Collapse: Germany Invades France

Parisians woke this morning to German tanks on the boulevards outside their apartment buildings. In an effort to save the Euro currency, Chancellor Angela Merkel had given the wehrmacht orders to occupy France as it did in the Second World War. I...
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Funny story: Banana Cake Stuck To Man's Teeth

Banana Cake Stuck To Man's Teeth

An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok had a narrow escape earlier today, when a banana cake he was eating after his tea became stuck to his teeth, rendering his mouth immobile. Moys Kenwood, 48, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire...
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Funny story: Danbury Swamp - Chapter 1

Danbury Swamp - Chapter 1

Have you ever been to Danbury Swamp? It's a hard place to get to, I can assure you. It is very, very far away. You first, have to walk down a high, long and winding blue road. You know that road… It's that road that takes you past the blue whispering willows and yellow cherry tree groves. It's that road that takes you up past those yellow brick rambling houses with gardens of o...
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Funny story: Ebola vaccine success in New Jersey

Ebola vaccine success in New Jersey

Ocean City, N.J. Scientists tested a new vaccine: protecting mice from the Ebola virus, according to an obscure journal entry brought to our attention by local policeman, Constable Finass, who is investigating the possible related disappearance of hu...
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Funny story: UPS to Start Sending Mail by Pony Express

UPS to Start Sending Mail by Pony Express

In order to keep from falling into bankruptcy and eventual insolvency, the United States Postal Service has announced that they will forgo overnight delivery as well as the day after delivery and the day after that and so forth and re-install the Pon...
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Funny story: Apex

Apex

William Blake, 1757-1827, wrote: 'TIGER, tiger…Did He who made the lamb make thee?' From time immemorial until the present, we have frequently heard the stories of the kings and the subjects, stories of war and peace, etc. People, following leaders, have killed or been killed. Any average manager or platoon leader knows that his men only obey the commander when the followers' personal objectiv...
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Funny story: The Real Reason Why "30 Rock's" Alec Baldwin Got His Butt Kicked Off A Los Angeles To New York Flight

The Real Reason Why "30 Rock's" Alec Baldwin Got His Butt Kicked Off A Los Angeles To New York Flight

LOS ANGELES - Fifty-three-year-old Alec Baldwin the star of television's 30 Rock says that he has never before been kicked off of an airplane flight. He spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo and told him that he had gotten kicked off of a No...
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Funny story: Street Poll results of citizens views of the economy in Nottingham

Street Poll results of citizens views of the economy in Nottingham

Pollsters were out in the streets of Nottingham yesterday. The were asking for people for their name, occupation, views on the economy of the UK, and who they intended to vote for in the next election. These figures and facts will be used in formulating a table of Nottingham's populace statistics and traits. Robin Umblind (41) Lawyer - for the Pain & Fears legal company "The basic pre...
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Funny story: Steven Tyler's Girlfriend Kate Gosselin Denies The Breast Enhancement Rumors

Steven Tyler's Girlfriend Kate Gosselin Denies The Breast Enhancement Rumors

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kate Gosselin who is still upset about the cancellation of her television show Kate Plus 8 was in Los Angeles visiting Kris Kardashian-Jenner, the mama of the KKK girls Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. Gosselin who has now had two of he...
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Funny story: X-Factor Cast-Off Drew Ryniewicz, 14, Is Still Extremely Devastated and Is Now Contemplating Suing Simon Cowell

X-Factor Cast-Off Drew Ryniewicz, 14, Is Still Extremely Devastated and Is Now Contemplating Suing Simon Cowell

CHINO VALLEY, Arizona - Drew Ryniewicz is back home in Chino Valley, Arizona and she is still upset at having been eliminated from X-Factor. The little, bitty, skinny, 14-year-old singer met with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and had a nice chat...
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