Funny story: Kim Jung Il Put To Rest In Shaquille O'Neal's Size 24 "Shaq Attaq" Shoe Box

Kim Jung Il Put To Rest In Shaquille O'Neal's Size 24 "Shaq Attaq" Shoe Box

PYONGYANG - With wailing countrymen pulling out their hair and sobbing uncontrollably, deceased North Korea President Kim Jung Il was lowered into his grave enclosed in a size 24 Reebok Instapump "Shaq Attaq" shoe box endorsed by NBA hall-of-famer, S...
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Funny story: The Greatest Awards In The World Ever

The Greatest Awards In The World Ever

Here at Back and to the Left news we have what our psychologists have called "A overinflated opinion of ourselves and our worth to humankind". Which we always took as a compliment. So because were such a wildly read news team we decided to give out our own awards based on what was great and what was shite throughout the year. We have called them The Greatest Awards In The World Ever! Granted it's...
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Funny story: More evolution hocus pocus!

More evolution hocus pocus!

Fans of stupid theories are once again celebrating as the cult of 'evolution' spews up its latest discoveries, which as always defy actual science. 'Scientists', their description not mine, from Scotland are pleased to announce the discovery in Sc...
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Funny story: Jim Carrey, 49, Finds Love and A Male Ego Booster In His New 23-Year-Old Russian Student Girlfriend

Jim Carrey, 49, Finds Love and A Male Ego Booster In His New 23-Year-Old Russian Student Girlfriend

NEW YORK CITY - No matter what he may say to the contrary Jim Carrey is still extremely devastated at having been dumped by the fantastically gorgeous Jenny McCarthy. Funnyman Carrey has said that Jenny did him a favor by breaking up with him. Oka...
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Funny story: Out of shape Newt Gingrich falling behind in presidental race

Out of shape Newt Gingrich falling behind in presidental race

Washington--An out of shape Newt Gingrich is slowly falling behind in the race for the White House because is out of shape. An out of breath Gingrich tried to speak to reporters today, but struggled because he was out of breath. His spokesman did...
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Funny story: Modern Physics is Simply Made Up

Modern Physics is Simply Made Up

Almost all of modern physics is simply wrong says a new UK government report written by top academics. They argue that about a hundred years ago physics took a wrong turn and has consequently had to invent more and more bizarre theories to keep the s...
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Funny story: WWIII avoided for now

WWIII avoided for now

WASHINGTON DC - The President has calmed the Chinese military who had been ready to attack the United States, as previously reported Our mole in the White House communications room has intercepted this diplomatic communication, addressed to the Chinese Communist Chairmen: Dear China, Sorry, I did not mean to call my dog something that was so offensive. Must be the diet soda I had been dr...
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Funny story: Posh Bloke Picks Fight With Dork Writers In Dorking Pub

Posh Bloke Picks Fight With Dork Writers In Dorking Pub

Breaking news appears to suggest that a posh bloke became involved in an argument with one of the writers of the 'must have' Christmas book, The Dorking Review, in a pub. In Dorking. Today. According to onlookers, the posh bloke became irate when...
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Funny story: Top University to Close Down

Top University to Close Down

The self styled "top" University of Buckingham is to close its doors for the very final time at Easter 2012. Vice Chancellor and general know-it-all Dr Terence Kealey explained: "We've been quietly ripping idiot folk off for years but now that r...
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Funny story: Anti-Matter Matters

Anti-Matter Matters

The chief Scientific advisor to the Government has attacked the notion spread by some Tory Back benchers that Anti-Matter doesn't matter. In a statement from his laboratory deep beneath the earth Prof Augustus Sink argued that 'Anti-Matter defini...
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Funny story: Kop cop it again

Kop cop it again

Kenny Dalglish has been delighted with the recent form of Luis Suarez this year. "He is racking up game bans like no one else - its been really superb - it gives the whole squad a lift to know he wont be playing". Dalglish and his players plan to war...
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Funny story: Brand and Perry in Xmas News Splash

Brand and Perry in Xmas News Splash

Russell Brand and Katy Perry have made a joint assault on the nation's press pages during the news lull that traditionally last betwixt the Boxing day sales and New Year's drunkenness stories. Basically they haven't been getting enough. Publicity.
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Funny story: Dorking Rolls Out The Red Carpet For Writers Of The Dorking Review

Dorking Rolls Out The Red Carpet For Writers Of The Dorking Review

It has been described as 'the book that everybody should have in their Christmas stocking' - The Dorking Review. And Dorking today rolled out the red carpet as the book's writers rolled up in the town for an impromptu book signing at Waterfall's book...
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Funny story: Shock New Year Message for Cameron

Shock New Year Message for Cameron

In a message to the Prime Minister members of a shadowy group thought to run the UK have produced a shock for Cameron that has him worried. 'After your success in selling ropey 2nd hand cars, such as the Pickles and the Osborne Convertible, we are...
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Funny story: Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Terrorist organisation Boko Harem today admitted defeat at the hands of 1970' pop group sensation Procul Harem. In a letter to Gary Brooker, songwriter from the original chart-topping pop group, Mustapha Wierdbeard, PR officer from the terrorist o...
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Funny story: French company admits problems with breast implants

French company admits problems with breast implants

The French company behind the alleged problems with breast implants has today admitted that there is indeed a problem. Letitia Brest, a spokesperson, for the manufacturers Nousavonslestittes, went on national television in France to apologise and...
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Funny story: Woman claims 'alien autopsy' studio offered her free breast implant removal

Woman claims 'alien autopsy' studio offered her free breast implant removal

London - "Well, it's a lot closer to the Isle of Dogs than bloomin' Venezuela," was an octogenarian London pensioner's explanation in accepting the free, radical op. Today the offer from a London film studio where the infamous 1995 'alien autopsy'...
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Funny story: Rooney 'Can't Wait' To Play In The Europa League

Rooney 'Can't Wait' To Play In The Europa League

Wayne Rooney put a positive spin on Manchester United's exit from the Champions League telling the waiting press pack he 'can't wait' to play in the Europa League. "Yeah, it's great, I've never played on a Thursday night before - well exciting - when...
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Funny story: Sinead O'Connor Mimics Kim Kardashian, Dumps Husband after 16 Days

Sinead O'Connor Mimics Kim Kardashian, Dumps Husband after 16 Days

Former trailblazing, pissed off but still bald, pop protest singer, Sinead O'Connor, announced a separation from her husband after just two weeks and two days of marriage. The controversial 80's ballad queen was the toast of Ireland and the world...
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Funny story: Moby Dick capsizes anti-whaling boat!

Moby Dick capsizes anti-whaling boat!

An anti-whaling boat has been capsized by a giant wave in the Southern Ocean, it was chasing Japanese whalers out on their annual slaughter. The incident happened as a giant white whale called Moby Dick, was being hunted by a Japanese whaler who's...
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Funny story: Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham - The Old Trolley bus route to Bulwell

Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham - The Old Trolley bus route to Bulwell

Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham Our local historian, guide, and pensioner takes you along the route, describing what he sees now, and what was there in his youth and before. The comparisons depict the changing face of life for Nottinghomians. Along the Old Trolleybus 43 route, City Centre to Bulwell. We begin where the old 43 trolleybus stop was situated in the City Centre Slab Squar...
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Funny story: Twitter Sells Big Stake in Company to Leprechaun; Birdies Squawk

Twitter Sells Big Stake in Company to Leprechaun; Birdies Squawk

They says it's not because of any kind of prejudice against the Irish, but Twitter birdies are most upset with the new financial backer of the company. In an exclusive interview with spoof reporter Gail Farrelly, the birds explained their reaso...
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Funny story: "Former Uni Students Should Be Prevented From Making TV Comedy" Says Local Man

"Former Uni Students Should Be Prevented From Making TV Comedy" Says Local Man

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock last night declared that former university students should be banned to hell and back from ever making light entertainment TV programmes, legally banned from making sit-coms, ruled out of making sketch shows, and threate...
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Funny story: The United States To Do Away With The Food Stamp Program

The United States To Do Away With The Food Stamp Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a year-long undercover investigation that has uncovered thousands of unethical and illegal practices and schemes attributed to the current Food Stamp Program, President Obama has issued a presidential directive eliminating th...
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Funny story: Duke Star Austin Rivers: Dire Risk for a Dollar

Duke Star Austin Rivers: Dire Risk for a Dollar

Meet Chapel Hill resident Jason Barbera, squatting in his booth at the Dreyfuss Diner. We asked this passionate Duke fan what he thought of the cuisine at the local hotspot. "The half frozen, watery jambalaya tastes like tinned fish," he said, som...
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