Funny story: Gayle Jumps The 'O' Ship

Gayle Jumps The 'O' Ship

"A distraught and depressed OPRAH WINFRED begged her super best pal GAYLE KINK not to abandon her OMG network in favor of a brand-new gig on CBT's re­vamped 'The Early Bird Show' - and she was reduced to a flowing  river of tears when Gayle turned he...
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Funny story: Early bird fails to catch the worm

Early bird fails to catch the worm

A wary worm deprived a bird of its breakfast early yesterday morning. One of the notorious 'early birds' was up very early on the look-out for a juicy worm to eat. As usual, its timing was OK, because an early worm was just waking up. "I was think...
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Funny story: 'We faked the Royal Wedding too' says BBC

'We faked the Royal Wedding too' says BBC

London - 'The Corporation's been airbrushing people's perceptions for decades so tonight's revelation isn't such a big deal' was the gist of a PR statement issued tonight. News of the latest bit of Beeb quackery comes amid reports that 'it all sta...
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Funny story: Scott Walker not a crook, just the people he surrounds himself with are crooks

Scott Walker not a crook, just the people he surrounds himself with are crooks

Madison, Wis--Scott Walker is sticking to the fact he isn't a crook, and did nothing wrong when he didn't fire people in his office that were stealing from the county by not doing what they were paid to do. He just gave high paying state jobs to thos...
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Funny story: Newt wants to be a role model for the poor

Newt wants to be a role model for the poor

Washington--Newt Gingrich wants to be a role model for the poor, because he believes he is the man to do it. "I think the poor need a role model like me, someone that didn't want to do the hard work to become a tenured professor. They need someon...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Her Like Marilyn Monroe

Lindsay Lohan: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Her Like Marilyn Monroe

HOLLYWOOD - Taxidermist to the stars, Dr. Billingsgate, today released information regarding Ms. Lohan that has Hollywood atwitter. For good reason, it appears. Apparently the nude pictures of Lindsay that were supposed to be suppressed until the n...
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Funny story: Royal Academy appoints Professor of Whoring

Royal Academy appoints Professor of Whoring

London - A list of suitable tarts, slags, slappers and hos is being considered for the topnotch gravy train position. The mystery appointee will be revealed later this week as RA officials confirmed the need for someone new to 'pimp its ass' in th...
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Funny story: Indonesian police shave anti-social punks' hair Mohican style as punishment, Oi!

Indonesian police shave anti-social punks' hair Mohican style as punishment, Oi!

Indonesian punks who behave badly and as anti-socially as punks generally do, are having their heads forcibly shaved Mohican-style as a punishment. There's only one problem; someone forgot to tell the police that Mohican-style haircuts are what globa...
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Funny story: Santa Stuffing Stockings With Weed This Year

Santa Stuffing Stockings With Weed This Year

North Pole-- Santa is bringing something new this year, for all the good little girls and boys. Santa will be stuffing stockings with marijuana. He grows tons of the stuff in his greenhouse at the North Pole, and he is very happy to share! Santa...
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Funny story: New Steel Panther Album May Lead to Another Medical Miracle

New Steel Panther Album May Lead to Another Medical Miracle

Last summer they inadvertently helped to treat cancer, along with erectile dysfunction. Now in the months following the release of Steel Panther's new album "Balls Out", a study is showing that infertility may be the next medical miracle brought for...
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Funny story: The Reason Why The Miley Cyrus Music Video "Move Like Marley" Went Up In Smoke

The Reason Why The Miley Cyrus Music Video "Move Like Marley" Went Up In Smoke

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus recently turned 19, and she now feels that she should have a lot more control in things relating to her music career. But according to a story reported by the El Lay Informer that is just not the case. Gibraltar Yukon wi...
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Funny story: Queen's trip to Golders Green Crematorium as part of Diamond Jubilee tour

Queen's trip to Golders Green Crematorium as part of Diamond Jubilee tour

London - Plans drawn up for Queen Elizabeth include being turned into a 5-carat diamond in a high-tech process that recycles crematorium ashes into full-on bling. The rock could then be set in some new Crown Jewellery in a bold move replacing all...
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Funny story: BBC Frozen Planet Faked?

BBC Frozen Planet Faked?

BBC executives were today denying the entire series was faked, but agreed some footage could have been misleading. One exec said: 'Ok, the footage of Attenborough in his back yard wading through polystyrene made to look like snow was a little fake...
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Funny story: Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

A British father has been applauded for his quick thinking which saved his family from savage, hungry lions in Tanzania. Whilst on the holiday of a lifetime, the Philbin family's tour bus broke down, deep in the Serengeti. As the driver radioed f...
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Funny story: Cambridge Uni Greeting Advice Blasted By Controversial Academic

Cambridge Uni Greeting Advice Blasted By Controversial Academic

Keen to avoid upsetting Muslim or disabled students, authorities at Cambridge University have warned their academics against automatically shaking hands. They fear the traditional western greeting may cause offence to Muslim women and people with...
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Funny story: Higgs Boson Detected? Unfortunately not.

Higgs Boson Detected? Unfortunately not.

CERN Scientists are red-faced today when it was revealed that the bumps in the data of the two colliders that were thought to be the Higgs Boson turned out to be somebody dropping a cup of coffee in the analysis lab above the particle accelerator.
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Funny story: Goose Eating Beast Found

Goose Eating Beast Found

A horrible Beast has been found in the River Lea near the Olympic Park where geese have been mysteriously disappearing. It was found by John Moose, a resident of Hackney who was out fishing on the river. 'It suddenly emerged from the water and gob...
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Funny story: Pooch Graduates from the Dick Cheney School of Hunting after Shooting his Owner

Pooch Graduates from the Dick Cheney School of Hunting after Shooting his Owner

A Woebegone, North Carolina Golden retriever named Butt-Shot finally passed his final exam from the Dick Cheney School of Hunting by shooting his owner Donny Butt-Bruise in the buttocks. This had been Butt-Shots fourth trip to Dick Cheney's hunting...
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Funny story: Stuxnet virus crosses the species barrier

Stuxnet virus crosses the species barrier

The Stuxnet virus that crippled the Iranian power grid by taking down three hydroelectric dams, two nuclear power plants and a small generator outside Adeli Deli in Tehran, has crossed the species barrier by infecting a human operator. "We're terr...
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Funny story: Higgs Boson Confusion Causes Head Explosion Outbreak

Higgs Boson Confusion Causes Head Explosion Outbreak

A spate of head explosions hit news organisations yesterday in the wake of the press conference held by boffins at the Cern laboratory. Physicists Fabiola Gianotti and Guido Tonelli presented experiment results which scientists reckon provide evid...
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Funny story: Hunters Arrested and Fined for Shooting Students

Hunters Arrested and Fined for Shooting Students

Two Winesboro, Virginia hunters were arrested and fined today for multiple counts which included shooting students out of season and shooting students without a license. The two hunters, Dave Shotgun and Benny Buckshot who are both from Winesboro...
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Funny story: Eight Out Of Ten Men Thought A Vajazzle Was A Musical Instrument

Eight Out Of Ten Men Thought A Vajazzle Was A Musical Instrument

Interesting results collated by the Department For Damned Lies And Statistics revealed that eight out of ten male Christmas shoppers thought that a vajazzle was a musical instrument. Canvassers reported that the majority of male shoppers thought t...
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Funny story: Certifiable Lunatic Dies From Unvented Spleen

Certifiable Lunatic Dies From Unvented Spleen

CALAIS - FRANCE French police today announced that local eccentric and certifiable lunatic, Alain De La Derriere has been found dead at his apartment, close by the cross channel ferryport. M De La Derriere has long been regarded as an eccentric in...
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Funny story: Jesus H. Crikey to host new reality show!

Jesus H. Crikey to host new reality show!

Last night, while in a deep meditational state, I channelled the cosmic energy life force of one of the great mystical major domo dudes of this century, and a couple of others, at the very least. Jesus H. Crikey! Yep! the one and only. Below, I have related what his life force herbal essence type remnants of self deposited within the nook and cranny recesses of my unworthy mind. NOTE:...
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Funny story: Germany And France to Renew World War 2

Germany And France to Renew World War 2

Berlin, Germany: Germany and France, desperate to find money to save the European Union from bankruptcy, are about to declare war upon each other. The war will be staged to bring in the Americans to, as usual, save France and flood the European count...
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Funny story: Spoof Editor Fires All Writers Before Christmas!

Spoof Editor Fires All Writers Before Christmas!

Editor of the, The Spoof, Mark Lowton, today fired all writers for the internet Spoof rag, The Spoof. Lowton, who is known to deal in black market giant gerbils claims the move was to create more efficiency in the editing process. "We've been stif...
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Funny story: Harold and Kumar Actors Arrested For Smoking White House Christmas Tree

Harold and Kumar Actors Arrested For Smoking White House Christmas Tree

WASHINGTON,DC: Kal Penn and John Cho, the stars of the Harold and Kumar Franchise, were yesterday arrested after attempting to smoke the White House Christmas tree. It is believed that they were able to gain access as Penn is a former White House...
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Funny story: Scientists find bozons responsible for clowning antics

Scientists find bozons responsible for clowning antics

SWITZERLAND - The giant underground dangerous machine that may turn the earth into a black hole has given mankind some dividend, finally. After spending trillions of bailout money on the project, there is finally a use for the spin-off technology.
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