Funny story: Angeleena's Gummy Bear Diet

Angeleena's Gummy Bear Diet

"Angeleena Jolie is shedding those invisible pounds like there is no tomorrow", tweets Zelda Terwilleger of Glamour Girl.  Sources close to the super rich mega star says it has zero calories to do with vanity and it's all about making a political sta...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Rachel Crow Is Being Considered For Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

X-Factor's Rachel Crow Is Being Considered For Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Little X-Factor cast-off Rachel Crow has just become the most famous 13-year-old in America. After being eliminated from Simon Cowell's reality music show X-Factor and having a virtual meltdown on stage, live before millions of televis...
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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose Another Game After The Kicker Is Iced - It's Got To Be A Friggin Curse!

The Dallas Cowboys Lose Another Game After The Kicker Is Iced - It's Got To Be A Friggin Curse!

DALLAS - Perhaps Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones can use his influence with the rest of the NFL owners and see about making a new NFL rule doing away with the fourth quarter. For the second week in a row the Cowboys have had the outcome of the ga...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Bimbos Get Naked to Protest Old Ladies Who Wear Fur - Old Ladies Wear Fur to Protest Animal Rights Bimbos Getting Naked!

Animal Rights Bimbos Get Naked to Protest Old Ladies Who Wear Fur - Old Ladies Wear Fur to Protest Animal Rights Bimbos Getting Naked!

Ahh the age old debates: Fur vs. Nudity. Wrinkly wizened wisdom vs. supple flexibility. Today marked a clash of the worldviews as well as a clash of the generations as young and old took to the streets to protest ... each other! An animal right...
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Funny story: An explanation of the financial crisis, for morons

An explanation of the financial crisis, for morons

These days, the media is full of depressing but thrilling news about the financial crisis. It is regularly implied that we are all doomed, that banks will fail, governments will fall, and nothing will work in the future. But somehow the world continues turning. It's enough to make one hit oneself over the head with a brick and yell, "What does it mean? What does it all mean???" So here, in the...
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Funny story: Obama begs Iran to give him back his Christmas present, it was meant for North Korea!

Obama begs Iran to give him back his Christmas present, it was meant for North Korea!

President Obama is hoping that the Iranian government is in a Christmas mood because he has asked them to send him his Christmas present back which was actually meant for North Korea and not Iran (well that's at lease what he's telling them). It s...
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Funny story: Chemtrails Kill Santa

Chemtrails Kill Santa

North Pole-- Don't bother looking for Santa Claus this Christmas Eve. He's dead. The jolly old elf died from respiratory failure about a month ago. Santa and his reindeer ran into a nasty patch of chemtrails last year,and the results were fatal.
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Funny story: Santa's coat is red - RED WITH BLOOD!

Santa's coat is red - RED WITH BLOOD!

Santa is in trouble after a whistleblower exposed Santa's operation as an illegal glacé cherry producer. However, the cherries are not quite as they seem; glacé cherries are not made from cherries but are really the noses of baby reindeer who carry...
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Funny story: Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth

Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth

About 1,000 haemorrhoids big enough to cause catastrophic damage if they hit Earth are orbiting relatively nearby, a NASA survey shows. In a project known as SmellySpaceguard, the U.S. space agency was ordered by Congress in 1998 to find 90 percen...
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Funny story: Jeans influence how much sleep you need

Jeans influence how much sleep you need

A study of 15 people found that those wearing baggy jeans slept much longer than the normal average of 8 hours. And those wearing 'severely-distressed' jeans reported fewer hours of sleep - mainly because of the draughts. Researchers planned to su...
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Funny story: When I'm Sixty-Eight (song for a public sector workers' musical)

When I'm Sixty-Eight (song for a public sector workers' musical)

When I'm Sixty-Eight by Rob Barratt (With a nod to Paul McCartney) Sing to The Beatles "When I'm Sixty-four" (Hum clarinet intro...) Doodley dum dum, doodley dum, de doo de dada doo de dop-um-bum... 1.When I get older, losing my mind I'll still have to teach Propped up in the corner on me zimmer-frame Arthur-itis giving me pain Thirty-five children climbing the walls Won't it just...
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Funny story: BBC denies hoodwinking viewers

BBC denies hoodwinking viewers

The BBC, renowned for making computer generated space and pro-evolution dinosaur propaganda programmes is today in hot water over it's latest hit - Frozen Planet. Footage of baby Polar Bears in a dutch zoo, was interspersed with footage of Polar B...
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Funny story: Lebedev evening paper confuses Cameron EU veto story with cops' shooting of Mark Duggan

Lebedev evening paper confuses Cameron EU veto story with cops' shooting of Mark Duggan

London - The former bastion of journalistic standards has run a story linking comments by the Lord Mayor of London David Wootton to a 'shoot-out' between the North London cops and Mark Duggan. The story EU will 'rein in London banks' by Evening St...
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Funny story: Surprising winner of the Dublin All Comers Dance-off

Surprising winner of the Dublin All Comers Dance-off

Dublin is in uproar this week after the winner of the All Comers Irish Dancing competition was won by a penguin. "Something has to be done," said losing semi-finalist, Sean O'Stere-O'Type. "To be sure." Organisers of the traditional annual comp...
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Funny story: Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars Goes To X-Factor's Nicole Scherzinger's Home And Comforts Her

Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars Goes To X-Factor's Nicole Scherzinger's Home And Comforts Her

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nicole Scherzinger, one of the four X-Factor judges took some unwarranted hits from many viewers who blamed her for 13-year-old Rachel Crow being eliminated from the latest edition of X-Factor. Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld caug...
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Funny story: New beetle gets named six months after its discovery

New beetle gets named six months after its discovery

There has been a lot of wrangling over the name of the new beetle discovered in northern Finland in June of 2011 with its identification as a new species happening simultaneously between two groups of scientists. "We believe that we found it first...
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Funny story: The must have Christmas gift for women

The must have Christmas gift for women

Department stores are stocking up on the latest must have Christmas gift for women as Christmas Eve approaches. "Christmas Eve is the traditional day for men to buy their wives their presents," said Debbie Enams, Sales Director of a popular high s...
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Funny story: Scrooge Arrested by Political Correctness Police

Scrooge Arrested by Political Correctness Police

His constant use of the phrase, "Bah, humbug," was given as the reason for his arrest. An unnamed source in the Political Correctness (PC) Police reported that their investigation was initiated by the official complaint of a sheep who said that ba...
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Funny story: NFL Fans Will to be Denied another Tony Romo Playoff Breakdown

NFL Fans Will to be Denied another Tony Romo Playoff Breakdown

A week after Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garret gave the NFL world the icing by icing kicker Dan Baily, he has now followed up by bringing the cake to the show. Fortunately for Dan Baily he should do well in the cold this winter as he was iced again...
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Funny story: Earth's Magnetic Field Reverses Overnight: Nothing Makes Sense Anymore as if ever did

Earth's Magnetic Field Reverses Overnight: Nothing Makes Sense Anymore as if ever did

In a shocking revelation, everyone in the world woke up this morning to find out that the Earth's magnetic field had reversed itself. That is except for the people of Australia who actually witnessed it first hand and realized that their beer must h...
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Funny story: Death in a Pissoir

Death in a Pissoir

Stewart: When's he going to get here? Tracy: I don't know. Stewart: Soon, you think? Tracy: I don't know I said. He'll get here. Stewart: It's been hours since you sent for him. Tracy: He'll get here. Stewart: He's big. Tracy: He's big. Stewart: It all started with the Rockefeller Christmas tree case, didn't it? Tracy: It did. Stewart: Before my time.
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Funny story: Danbury Swamp Chapter 5

Danbury Swamp Chapter 5

"My name is Shannon", the girl started sadly. "I am asking you these questions because I care for you and I'm bothering you because I really like you and why do I care why you drink that cranberry tea? I can tell you but it would take me all day and until tomorrow, until a quarter past three". Something about this girl struck the toad in a very peculiar way. It's a way that he had felt befor...
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Funny story: Kardashian Sisters Release New Christmas CD

Kardashian Sisters Release New Christmas CD

Not to be outdone by the Christmas CD releases by Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber, the Kardashian sisters have rushed their own collection of holiday classics to stores in time for the last minute shopping rush. Featuring the three reality show cel...
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Funny story: United States and Chinese Vice Presidents Dine Together

United States and Chinese Vice Presidents Dine Together

Beijing PRC: Vice President Biden was recently a guest of his Chinese counterpart Vice President Xi Jinping, who will take over China's government and the ruling Communist Party next year. During formal speeches both vice presidents stressed the c...
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Funny story: Scientists discover global warming in Emmaus

Scientists discover global warming in Emmaus

EMMAUS PA - News from the Broad Street Saloon in Emmaus, PA is backing up global warming, despite the cooked results previously reported. Scientists there noticed that while drinking scotch on the rocks, that the rocks melted. As this melt transpir...
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Funny story: Christmas Visitor Travels to a Small Southern Town

Christmas Visitor Travels to a Small Southern Town

Hog Jaw AR: The new Deputy Sheriff Billy Bob Jones Jr. arrested an out of town motorist going 45 mph downtown on Main Street (which is posted at 15 mph) during the Christmas shopping rush. The charges were upgraded to include drunk driving when the m...
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