Funny story: Madonna And Hugh Hefner Agree To Not Get Nekid Together

Madonna And Hugh Hefner Agree To Not Get Nekid Together

Turn out the lights. The party is over. Aging gracefully in their own rights; Hefner, who reportedly is such a short-hitter that he doesn't even bother to disrobe while having sex, and Madonna, who some claim by using her bat-wings, can flutter aro...
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Funny story: "Bachelorette" Ali Fedotowsky's Fiancé Roberto Martinez Calls Off Their Wedding

"Bachelorette" Ali Fedotowsky's Fiancé Roberto Martinez Calls Off Their Wedding

SAN DIEGO - Roberto Martinez wants it known that the reason why he and his fiancée Ali Fedotowsky did not get married in July as they were supposed to do was his decision and not hers. The former baseball player and native of South Carolina told G...
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Funny story: Salmonella ring leader, Mr. Gobbles will be tried for terrorist acts

Salmonella ring leader, Mr. Gobbles will be tried for terrorist acts

People are eating a healthier diet these days and have reduced the use of red meats. However, it also means increasing the use of lean meats such as fish, chicken and turkey. Since the popularity of switching hamburg meat to ground turkey, more and...
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Funny story: Local Man Gives All the Credit to Jesus after Polishing off Cheese Omelet

Local Man Gives All the Credit to Jesus after Polishing off Cheese Omelet

Libuse, La. - Mrs. Del Taylor remembers last Friday morning when, she says with a bit of nervous laughter, she discovered only four eggs and a small packet of grated American cheese in the refrigerator. Her husband Kenny was in the bathroom readying...
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Funny story: Dark Streaks on Mars Explained by Professor Stephen Hawking

Dark Streaks on Mars Explained by Professor Stephen Hawking

Professor Stephen Hawking has given an answer to the question that every scientist on the planet has been asking for the last 24 hours. What are the dark streaks on Mars? The answer came in response to an e-mail that was sent to PH's Twitter sit...
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Funny story: Arsene Wenger wants to hire Joey Barton's smoking gun

Arsene Wenger wants to hire Joey Barton's smoking gun

Gunners' boss Arsene Wenger has turned up the heat on football fugitive Joey Barton. Rumours are circulating the North London underworld that 'Frenchie' Wenger has sent a Michael Caine lookalike up to Newcastle with instructions to "Get Joey."...
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Funny story: Shell gives Dyson contract to suck up its mess in Nigeria!

Shell gives Dyson contract to suck up its mess in Nigeria!

Oil giant Shell (they're Dutch by the way) has openly admitted that they spilt more oil in Nigeria than there is water in Lake Titicaca and have offered bagless vacuum cleaner giant, Dyson, the job of sucking the place dry. Dyson are developing gi...
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Funny story: New TV pet therapist claims psychic bond to animals

New TV pet therapist claims psychic bond to animals

The Pet Netwerk is starting a new show called, "Dr Horney Pet Therapist". The show centers around Dr Horney who claims he can analyze and treat neurotic, unhappy animals and make them better. The "call in" show utilizes internet technology so the...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent: The African Dancers Zuma Zuma and L.A. Comedian Melissa Villasenor Move Onto The Semi-Finals

America's Got Talent: The African Dancers Zuma Zuma and L.A. Comedian Melissa Villasenor Move Onto The Semi-Finals

HOLLYWOOD - The Kinetic King had all of his dominoes, tongue depressors, Popsicle sticks, Lego's, Pop Tarts, playing cards, and Saltine Crackers confiscated and the producers of America's Got Talent bought him a Greyhound bus ticket back to St. Paul,...
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Funny story: Working on a French Farm

Working on a French Farm

To be a woofer is to work on a French farm. The woofer is a person who volunteers on the farm in exchange for food and shelter. To woof is to be like a dog and, what is more, to work like one. The first day on the farm, my farmer Jaques looked me up and down with Gallic insoucience and asked, 'hey Irish, where do potatoes come from?' 'A shop' I replied. 'Stupid potato head, they come from the grou...
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Funny story: Magnetic Bin Inventor Apologises to Rebekah Brooks

Magnetic Bin Inventor Apologises to Rebekah Brooks

A entrepreneurial scientist has apologised to Rebekah Brooks after his latest invention got her into trouble with the police. The police were called in to investigate after a bin man found Rebekah Brooks' computer in the scientist's bin. Upon be...
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Funny story: Too much moonshine!

Too much moonshine!

Fans of stupid theories and implausible concepts are today celebrating as the origins debate rages on. Quacks at the California University have come up with yet another physics bending theory, that the Earth once had TWO moons which somehow collid...
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Funny story: Vegans in squalid Beefeater plot

Vegans in squalid Beefeater plot

London - An industrial tribunal heard today how seedy vegans attempted to oust the former Governor of the Tower of London from his prestigious Beefeater position. Major General Keith Cima described how 'enemies' in an anti-bullying investigation l...
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Funny story: Secret Shame of the NHS

Secret Shame of the NHS

It is the secret shame of the NHS, but they have a higher percentage of smokers than any other workforce in England. "The typical percentage of smokers in industry," said Minister for Health, Phil Hammond, "is about five percent. This includes typ...
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Funny story: Superman blamed for super gonorrhea, Kent sought

Superman blamed for super gonorrhea, Kent sought

The Center for Disease Control is investigating mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, who sometimes straps on a cape and claims to be Superman, of the planet Krypton, in connection with the spread of a new antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea. "T...
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Funny story: Texas Challenges the Obama Administration

Texas Challenges the Obama Administration

Austin TX: Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry and the Texas Legislature sent President Obama a somber ultimatum concerning the latest pronouncement from the Environmental Protection agency (EPA). The current governor, the great-great grandson o...
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Funny story: Steven Tyler Admits He Recently Dated The Sultry-Bodied Kate Gosselin

Steven Tyler Admits He Recently Dated The Sultry-Bodied Kate Gosselin

READING, Pennsylvania - Steven Tyler, lead singer for Aerosmith and American Idol judge, has said that he has agreed to return to the top rated reality show for another season. "Lips" Tyler as he is known confided to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita Sa...
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