Funny story: Leaning Tower Of Pisa To Prop Up Leaning Washington Monument

Leaning Tower Of Pisa To Prop Up Leaning Washington Monument

Washington, DC-- Tuesday's 5.8 earthquake in the nation's capital has left some damage, most notably the Washington Monument. The iconic obelisk is now leaning, and is in danger of collapsing. Brilliant minds in the Obama administration believe the...
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Funny story: Dales Farm aiming for British gap record

Dales Farm aiming for British gap record

There was a near miss for Grassington last Sunday when a massive tractor pulling a 'really wide' load up Main Street failed to squeeze through the gap between the Foresters' Arms pub and the Dales Bookshop. The load consisted of a huge tank of ch...
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Funny story: Scientists discover a thumping good cure for baldness

Scientists discover a thumping good cure for baldness

Researchers at the Institute of Trichology, Hairfields Hospital, have finally revealed that the real function of hair on the human head is to protect the skull. Following this massive breakthrough, experts in baldness prevention are now recommending...
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Funny story: Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich In Remake Of - A Star Is Born

Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich In Remake Of - A Star Is Born

Hollywood - Clint Eastwood's new spaghetti western of A Star Is Born, will star Michele Bachmann and Newt Gingrich. The original plan was to use singer Beyonce in the Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand, Janet Gaynor role and Leonardo Dicaprio in the Jame...
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Funny story: Anthony Weiner To Run For Congress!

Anthony Weiner To Run For Congress!

Brooklyn - Anthony Weiner, former congressman representing Brooklyn, is planning to make a comeback and run for the same seat that he managed to tweet away with his resignation just a few weeks ago. With little or no competition for the vacant seat:...
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Funny story: Liverpool man turns into a raging werewolf, literally!

Liverpool man turns into a raging werewolf, literally!

As if the UK didn't have enough to worry about it seems that many of their young males are turning into werewolves, literally! A Liverpool man, better known as a beastly Scouser, had a punch-up outside a very dubious club called the Funky Box (a p...
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Funny story: Busted! Factory in Utah raided by Feds

Busted! Factory in Utah raided by Feds

Salt Lake City, Utah -- For months the federal government has been working to uncover a large scale knock-off, knock-off factory producing items inside the United States. The efforts were successful late last night in locating the facility. Operat...
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Funny story: The Reason Why Maria Bello's Boss In The New Detective Show 'Prime Suspect' Better Transfer Her Fast!

The Reason Why Maria Bello's Boss In The New Detective Show 'Prime Suspect' Better Transfer Her Fast!

HOLLYWOOD - A show that has been getting a lot of publicity; too much perhaps is a new show called Prime Suspect. The police show stars Maria Bello as New York City Detective Jane Timoney. And from the looks of the dozens and dozens of network pro...
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Funny story: Will Smith Furiously Denies That He Is Divorcing His Wife Jada Pinkett-Smith

Will Smith Furiously Denies That He Is Divorcing His Wife Jada Pinkett-Smith

POMONA - Will Smith was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Pomona reading a copy of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle when he was approached by a reporter. Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors asked Smith if she could speak with him for a few m...
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Funny story: Joey Barton on The Road To Wigan Pier with QPR

Joey Barton on The Road To Wigan Pier with QPR

QPR have been given permission by Newcastle to 'have a word' with Joey Barton. The deep thinking Barton has recently converted to Existentialism and his constant soul searching has given bewildered Geordies the needle: "Joey's head has been turned...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Il In Swap-Meet With Russian Leader Medvedev

Kim Jong-Il In Swap-Meet With Russian Leader Medvedev

Self-styled 'Dear Leader' of communist North Korea, Kim Jong-Il, has had rare talks with Russian president Dmitry Medvedev. Mr Kim, famous for his rendition of the ballad So Ronery in the hit Hollywood movie Team America, is reported to have discu...
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Funny story: The US Shakes It's Own Tree

The US Shakes It's Own Tree

At 1.51pm yesterday an earthquake registering 5.8 shook the eastern third of the United States causing much of Washington D.C. to come to a halt. While damage was not wide spread some older buildings were affected and people were left unnerved and ra...
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Funny story: Pix of 'decapitated' bronze Queen's head in Tripoli cause massive aftershocks in Balmoral!

Pix of 'decapitated' bronze Queen's head in Tripoli cause massive aftershocks in Balmoral!

Scotland - Images of fallen idol Muammar Gaddafi's decapitated bronze head pictured in a Tripoli kickabout have set off huge tremors at Balmoral Castle. Palace flunkies were ordered to black out the offending pix from Her Majesty's breakfast Red T...
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Funny story: Brentford to become the Cultural Centre for London

Brentford to become the Cultural Centre for London

In line with the 2012 Olympics and with London in the spot-light, the Mayor's Office has designated Brentford in the sleepy suburbs of West London as the cutting edge of a true London experience for visitors from the rest of the world. Unlike pr...
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Funny story: Parliament to be Recalled

Parliament to be Recalled

As crises ripped through the war torn world MPs got the message. 'We need to talk about this' one said 'our holidays are nothing when compared to the end of the world.' So Cameron and his pals are breaking their holidays again so they can talk...
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Funny story: Gaddafi Speaks in Exclusive Interview

Gaddafi Speaks in Exclusive Interview

Beleagured Libyan former leader Gaddafi has given me an exclusive interview. We had our Arabic translator on the line immediately and we are able to give our followers and the world his exclusive words. 'I am winning' he said 'the rats are on the run.' Gaddafi was asked how he could be leaving Tripoli and be still winning. 'That is to deceive the world into thinking we have been defeat...
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Funny story: SatNavs to talk to sleepy drivers

SatNavs to talk to sleepy drivers

Advances in GPS technology in recent months have meant that SatNavs can now tell when a driver is starting to become drowsy at the wheel and will talk to the driver more. "It grew out of lane assist," said Thomas Thompson, map co-ordinater for a r...
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Funny story: Own reflection causes Paul Ryan to forget why he isn't running for president in 2012

Own reflection causes Paul Ryan to forget why he isn't running for president in 2012

Washington--Paul Ryan isn't running for president because he doesn't want his beautiful hair to turn grey like Obama's did this year. "I love my hair, and I think running for president would mean my hair might fall out or turn grey. I can't have...
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Funny story: 5.8 magnitude earthquake was a cover up

5.8 magnitude earthquake was a cover up

Washington, D.C. - Early Tuesday afternoon, news broadcasts across the country reported a 5.8 magnitude earthquake orginating in Virgina and felt as far north as Canada. Dozens of scientists from the Army Corp of Engineers responded to alleged epice...
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Funny story: Lybian Rebels Overtaken By Unions

Lybian Rebels Overtaken By Unions

In a surprising turn of events in Lybia this evening, the rebels who recently overthrew the brutal dictator Muammar Gaddafi have suffered their own defeat. After a mere 19 hours, the stronghold the rebels held on Martyr Square has been replaced...
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Funny story: The Miami All-Stars Dance Up A Storm On America's Got Talent

The Miami All-Stars Dance Up A Storm On America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - British Judge Piers Morgan did something he had never done before and that is give two standing ovations to two America's Got Talent contestants. Morgan first stood up for the artistic, glow-in-the-dark dance troupe known as Team Ilumi...
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Funny story: The New Sit-Com 'Whitney' Hasn't Even Premiered Yet and It Reportedly Has Already Been Cancelled!

The New Sit-Com 'Whitney' Hasn't Even Premiered Yet and It Reportedly Has Already Been Cancelled!

HOLLYWOOD - Never in the history of a network self-promoting one of its own shows has a show received the hours and hours of promo ads that a show called Whitney has received. The Whitney in the title is the relatively unknown Whitney Cummings who...
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Funny story: Libya Travel Warning For Tourists

Libya Travel Warning For Tourists

Libya has joined an ever-growing list of worldwide destinations to which travellers should pay close attention if they are planning a trip to the country in the near future. An annoying war has sprung up between the forces of Colonel Gaddafi, the...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says That Paula Abdul Has Gotten So Skinny She Looks Like A Matchstick With Hair

Simon Cowell Says That Paula Abdul Has Gotten So Skinny She Looks Like A Matchstick With Hair

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell's newest reality show X-Factor will be premiering next month. He recently spoke with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune about his latest venture into the world of television music. Cowell told LaTuna LaTundra that he has put...
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Funny story: Anne Shuttlecock Pranks Dimwit Husband Martin

Anne Shuttlecock Pranks Dimwit Husband Martin

The long suffering wife of internet satire site contributor, Martin Shuttlecock, was laughing her head off at about six am BST, Saturday morning, according to sources. After working until ten pm the previous evening, Shuttlecock had apparently clo...
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Funny story: Sky News Reporter Alex Crawford Rushed To Tripoli Hospital

Sky News Reporter Alex Crawford Rushed To Tripoli Hospital

Reports currently indicate that Sky News reporter, Alex Crawford, has been rushed to hospital in Tripoli in the back of a pickup truck, with her protective helmet stuck firmly to her head. As Gaddafi loyalists fought a desperate rearguard action,...
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Funny story: Ailing Chavez returns to hero's welcome...and a potentially high medical bill

Ailing Chavez returns to hero's welcome...and a potentially high medical bill

CARACAS, VENEZUELA--President Hugo Chavez has finally come home to Miraflores, but at the same time, on his return from Cuba, supporters fear that the country could face a whopping medical bill. Thousands, perhaps even a gazillion, turned out at t...
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Funny story: Study: 92% of babysitters hired by moms are butt-ugly

Study: 92% of babysitters hired by moms are butt-ugly

HARFOLD, VT--A study conducted by Harfold State College on Harfold dads (16 of them at Riverside Bar & Grill) shows that the vast majority of babysitters found by their childrens' mothers are not pleasant to look at. More than nine out of 10 b...
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Funny story: Weight-loss campers cause earthquake scare while doing step aerobics

Weight-loss campers cause earthquake scare while doing step aerobics

LONGFIELD, Virginia--A ground-shaking that registered 5.9 on the Richter scale was thought by many inhabitants of the U.S. eastern seaboard to be an earthquake. In point of fact, the quaking was caused by 129 female teen participants in Camp Sunshine...
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