Funny story: "Semi-Naked MILFS Incompatible With Worthing's Image" Says Local Entrepreneur

"Semi-Naked MILFS Incompatible With Worthing's Image" Says Local Entrepreneur

Following the recent popularisation of the sleepy Sussex seaside town of Worthing, which has recently been overrun with mobility scooter 'Hell's Angels' riders and zimmer frame hooligans, local kebab and burger van entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, has added...
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Funny story: David Cameron Calls for Tougher Sentences for Smaller Crimes

David Cameron Calls for Tougher Sentences for Smaller Crimes

David Cameron spoke out this week in favour of tougher sentences for smaller crimes, in light of criticism on the handling of looters caught up in riots in the UK. In an exclusive interview, Cameron was quoted as saying "Well, it is about time th...
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Funny story: Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Give Kobe Bryant Paparazzi Tips

Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Give Kobe Bryant Paparazzi Tips

New Jersey Nets power forward Kris Humphries is marrying Kim Kardashian this Saturday at the Sotto Il Monte Estate in Montecito, California. Invitations to the pending nuptials are available on eBay. Kobe Bryant is a five time NBA Champion. Gimme Fiv...
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Funny story: Chapter 7: Yorkshire Puddings

Chapter 7: Yorkshire Puddings

Previously in this Multi-Titled Collaboration: Passing Newcastle, Durham and Middlesborough as rapidly as possible, QM and George, alias, you know who by now, knew there would be a problem further down the road as they approached Tyke (Yorkshire for our US colleagues) territory. Whilst the others headed for a small, partially functioning but unknown to most Airport in the small North Yorkshir...
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Funny story: Congressional tour bus veers to the right and then to the left before crashing

Congressional tour bus veers to the right and then to the left before crashing

Puddinpop, Virginia -- Congressional leaders have embarked on a cross country bus tour of the nation designed to put them in closer touch with the voting public. The journey is said to be in response to a Gallup poll which shows that over 8 out o...
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Funny story: Miserable (Not To Be Confused With Stephen King's 'Misery') Part 3

Miserable (Not To Be Confused With Stephen King's 'Misery') Part 3

The story so far: Popular novelist, Mike Shuttlecock, author of the 'Miserable Bastard' series of novels, loosely based on his brother Martin's experiences, has endured a serious traffic accident in Wales, and has been taken away from the scene by his number one fan, Blodwyn Glendowr. And imprisoned in her home as a guest/patient/victim... Oh, and accused of plagiarism. Or something simil...
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Funny story: Sex Life Among Tories Increased Under the Riot - They Got a Sexual High Similar to Cocaine Users

Sex Life Among Tories Increased Under the Riot - They Got a Sexual High Similar to Cocaine Users

A joint study between Spectator magazine and Razzle have shown that there was a spike in die hard Tories indulging in sexual activity on the night of the London riots. As parts of London were besieged by looting mobs, couples in places like Wandswor...
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Funny story: Humans make contact with aliens - from the Galactic Credit Rating Agency

Humans make contact with aliens - from the Galactic Credit Rating Agency

For decades, or even centuries, humans have dreamed and wondered about what would happen when contact was made by alien beings from outer space. This morning, it finally happened. An alien spacecraft landed in a field near Washington DC, and two t...
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Funny story: Politicians introduce "Jack the Ripper" tax

Politicians introduce "Jack the Ripper" tax

Following weeks of discussions on how to cut the UK's debt, MPs have decided to introduce a new tax on murderers and rapists. Anyone convicted of such serious violent crimes will have all their belongings taken from them and sold at auction to raise...
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Funny story: Living Fossil discovered - Eelvolution on slippery slope

Living Fossil discovered - Eelvolution on slippery slope

Evolution has been dealt another awkward blow as a species claimed to be some 200 million years old, has been found, and unevolved! Protoanguilla palau, as the species has been named, has alledgedly survived for 200 million years because its envir...
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Funny story: CERN Issues Advice On The Capture And Storage Of Higgs Bosons

CERN Issues Advice On The Capture And Storage Of Higgs Bosons

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) team at CERN are now enlisting volunteers who have home computers to contribute in the search for the Higgs boson. Details of the project, called LHC@home 2.0, can be found at http://lhcathome.web.cern.ch/LHCathome/Phy...
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Funny story: Sneijder definitely not for sale unless his wife, Yolanthe, stamps her feet!

Sneijder definitely not for sale unless his wife, Yolanthe, stamps her feet!

The long saga of Dutch international being transferred to Man Utd is certainly over, dead and buried and done (as if it ever was alive). The Inter Milan president has confirmed the fact that Wesley is not for sale and any offer will be refused alt...
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Funny story: Nick Clegg adopts nickname

Nick Clegg adopts nickname

In an attempt to appear to understand and empathise with the London looters and their actions, millionaire Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg has announced today he will be known As C-Legg from now on. In addition to his new moniker, he further annou...
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Funny story: Toddler Convicted For Inciting Riot - Government Praises Tough Justice as Child Shows No Remorse

Toddler Convicted For Inciting Riot - Government Praises Tough Justice as Child Shows No Remorse

In a landmark case a judge in London has condemned a toddler, to five years hard labour for mouthing the words 'mummy riot, mummy riot' and shaking his rattle at the same time, whilst taken for a stroll by his nanny in London's wealthy enclave of No...
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Funny story: Queen's riot tourists visit London hellholes

Queen's riot tourists visit London hellholes

London - Wacky self-publicists Charles and Camilla are having a field day gawping at the burnt out remains of the London riots. Cops kept a beady eye as the pair arrived at Tottenham Leisure Centre amid fears they might loot some of the public don...
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Funny story: Jackie Paper Reunites With Puff The Magic Dragon

Jackie Paper Reunites With Puff The Magic Dragon

Hanalei, HI-- There was a bittersweet reunion today between two old friends on the Hawaiian island of Kauai today. Jackie (Jack) Paper came by to apologise to his childhood friend, Puff the Magic Dragon, and ask for his forgiveness. It was the firs...
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Funny story: David Cameron's Moral Message

David Cameron's Moral Message

David Cameron made an address today to the Ethical Society on his favourite wishy-washy topic - 'the society'. 'There are some people in our society - our broken society - who are quite frankly sick' he announced 'we have to deal with such people...
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Funny story: Still-Edible McDonalds Big Mac Found Under Boy's Bed

Still-Edible McDonalds Big Mac Found Under Boy's Bed

A woman in the Potteries has today described the moment when she discovered a McDonalds Big Mac underneath her son's bed. The burger was said to be 'still edible'. Karen Low-Cal, 46, mother of Child C, who has behavioural problems, told how she...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent Judge Piers Morgan Is Fast Becoming The Most Hated Man In America

America's Got Talent Judge Piers Morgan Is Fast Becoming The Most Hated Man In America

HOLLYWOOD - Piers Morgan is burning the candle at both ends as he hosts his nightly talk show Piers Morgan Tonight as well as appearing twice weekly as a judge on America's Got Talent. And the arrogant Englishman is fast becoming one of the most h...
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Funny story: Man Indicted For Outsider Trading

Man Indicted For Outsider Trading

New York, New York-Wall Street Financier Lawrence Welsh has been indicted by a federal grand jury on allegations of outsider trading after an investigation into his stock trades revealed that he wasn't very well liked by anybody. "He was your cla...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Blames Her On-Stage Mishap On The Heat Wave

Lady Gaga Blames Her On-Stage Mishap On The Heat Wave

EL PASO - Lady Gaga was in the middle of her set on stage at The La Chupacabra Convention Center when the air conditioning system gave out and stopped working. Convention center workers worked frantically to get the A/C back on and it was not long...
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