Funny story: First Published Presidential Papers! Obama Sends out His Resume Hoping to Find 'a real job!"

First Published Presidential Papers! Obama Sends out His Resume Hoping to Find 'a real job!"

For a sitting President who has no verifiable history, let alone copies of undergraduate papers, class room grades, proposed state senate laws, and who voted "Present" more times than not in the US Senate, reports are emerging that Barry is testing...
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Funny story: San Francisco Outlaws Same-Sex Bicycle Seats

San Francisco Outlaws Same-Sex Bicycle Seats

Please turn out the lights when you leave San Francisco. Of all places, where Dykes on Bikes parade nude from the head down on rumbling Harley Davidsons, where a quasi-religious order mocks the Catholic Church with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence wearing nun habits, where the mayor is celebrated for porking his best friend's wife; I could go on and on, but I want to limit my dialogue to a spe...
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Funny story: Bumper homegrown harvest brings Londoners austerity cheer

Bumper homegrown harvest brings Londoners austerity cheer

London - Annual domestic grass production has soared in the Capital this year thanks largely to the royal weeding, global warming and Pippa Middleton's arse (WTF?? - Ed). "It was all the eclipses that done it," an astrologically-aligned botanist f...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Talks Candidly With One Tough Cookie of A Reporter

Charlie Sheen Talks Candidly With One Tough Cookie of A Reporter

SHERMAN OAKS - The man who went from having two goddesses to being totally goddess-less now says that he realizes that the two were only using him to advance their own careers. Charlie Sheen has lots of nicknames but one that perhaps fits him the...
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Funny story: Study reveals 93% of Europeans "don't care" about the Electoral College

Study reveals 93% of Europeans "don't care" about the Electoral College

BONN, Germany, 15 August - The Amsterdam-based Institute for Electoral Awareness, a global elections clearinghouse, released the shocking results of a new study today, indicating that Europeans care far less about how the Electoral College works...
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Funny story: Do-It-Yourself Dollars program created to stimulate the US economy

Do-It-Yourself Dollars program created to stimulate the US economy

Washington, DC -- The US Treasury Department is introducing a program designed to stimulate the US economy from the bottom up. Called "Do-It-Yourself Dollars," the effort provides software American taxpayers can use to print their own cash. "Now,...
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Funny story: Local Man Bursts Can Of Beer In Cycling Disaster

Local Man Bursts Can Of Beer In Cycling Disaster

A monumental day for local man, Martin Shuttlecock, sadly ended in disaster this afternoon. Rather than take the train home from work, Shuttlecock decided to cycle the seven or so miles home, uphill and down dale, despite being seriously out of cy...
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Funny story: London Riots; David Cameron Accused of Orchestrating Riots After a Tiff With His Wife on Their Tuscan Holiday

London Riots; David Cameron Accused of Orchestrating Riots After a Tiff With His Wife on Their Tuscan Holiday

In shocking new low for UK politics, the prime minister has been accused, following investigations by website Yummy Mummy, that he engineered the London riots so that he could come back early from his Tuscan holiday. The nation is reeling as even...
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Funny story: UK grabs yet another world record; Worlds No 1 female boozer!

UK grabs yet another world record; Worlds No 1 female boozer!

Great Britain famous for being world beaters in everything that is either unimportant or scandalous have grabbed yet another world record; they host the World's No 1 female boozer who downs 28 pints of cheap lager everyday! The GB's list of infamo...
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Funny story: Thump & Dump: Another Bagged Body Put Out for Collection on Wrong Day Found!

Thump & Dump: Another Bagged Body Put Out for Collection on Wrong Day Found!

Health and Safety Officials have issued a $5,000 reward for who ever put out a bagged body ignoring recycling efforts imposed by the local Peckham council. "Not only did who ever did it ignore the pick-up day, which is every 3rd Thursday in the m...
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Funny story: QPR loss leaves Bernie Ecclestone a bit short

QPR loss leaves Bernie Ecclestone a bit short

QPR's strategic 4-0 home defeat to a poor Bolton team has left penny pinching QPR owner Bernie Ecclestone feeling hard done by. Billionaire Bernie's hopes of trousering 100million quid by flogging QPR to Lotus owning Tony Fernandes have been dimi...
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Funny story: SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage

SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage

Anglesey, Wales - "They're pretty much following Fourth Protocol assembly instructions," blue watch Commander 'Foxy' Perkins confirmed this morning as yet another enriched uranium parcel arrived bearing Pyongyang postage stamps. "Something's sure...
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Funny story: Bachmann: "I NEVER said Rick Perry was Beelzebub!"

Bachmann: "I NEVER said Rick Perry was Beelzebub!"

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann called a news conference this morning. The subject had not been announced. Ms. Bachmann took the podium and began: "First of all, I NEVER said that Governor Rick Perry was Beelzebub!" The assembled journalists look...
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Funny story: Baseball Billy Bratton tells Britain to get Batting!

Baseball Billy Bratton tells Britain to get Batting!

Bill Bratton, the former New York police commissioner brought in by Prime Minister David Cameron to advise him on how to go about curbing Britain's street violence, preferably without having to increase the numbers of our police officers on the stree...
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Funny story: British Business "Too Shy"

British Business "Too Shy"

That famous British reserve is being blamed for UK businesses struggling to compete with more strident foreign rivals. According to a new survey, British companies "urgently need to change their attitude." Despite UK growth outpacing much of Eu...
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Funny story: Syrian Government Stands 'Shoulder to Shoulder' with UK During Riots

Syrian Government Stands 'Shoulder to Shoulder' with UK During Riots

In a surprising turn of events, Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad has appeared with British Prime Minister David Cameron in a joint press conference in the Syrian capital Damascus. Mr Al-Assad, who has been criticised for his violent suppression of...
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Funny story: New Social Media App set to Take Over the Way You Interact

New Social Media App set to Take Over the Way You Interact

Finally Apple's App department has approved the app that everyone in the social media industry has been talking about. An integration utility from the software giant Benchmark submitted nearly eighteen months ago has just been granted approval by App...
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Funny story: Cameron: 'We All Belong to the same Society'

Cameron: 'We All Belong to the same Society'

David Cameron has discovered that old Etonians belong to the same society as rioters on the streets of London. He also considers moral failings are not confined to the 'underclass of society'. To equal things out a bit Eton will now be open to you...
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Funny story: Top Gear Faked Claim

Top Gear Faked Claim

The international hit BBC motoring and lads TV favourite 'Top Gear' has come under attack for fakery. According to BBC insiders, host Jeremy Clarkson (51) is a vegan, drives a Prius and is a member of 'Friends of the Earth'. "Jeremy hates his p...
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Funny story: Paul Simon In Trouble With Music Fan Again

Paul Simon In Trouble With Music Fan Again

Pop superstar Paul Simon is at the centre of another storm over claims that he doesn't mean what he writes. Mr Simon shot to fame in the 1960's as half of the duo Simon & Garfunkel with such worldwide smash hits as The Sound of Silence and Sca...
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Funny story: President Obama and His Mama-In-Law Get Into It At The White House

President Obama and His Mama-In-Law Get Into It At The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently told his mama-in-law that he cannot believe how gray his hair is getting. His mother-in-law Marian Shields Robinson told him that if he gets any grayer he is going to start looking like he could be Mich...
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Funny story: Steven Tyler and Kate Gosselin Spotted Doing Some Hot and Heavy Hoochy-Koochying on Malibu Beach

Steven Tyler and Kate Gosselin Spotted Doing Some Hot and Heavy Hoochy-Koochying on Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - It appears by all accounts that the relationship between American Idol Judge Steven Tyler and Kate Gosselin the star of Kate Plus 8 has really heated up. An unnamed source who lives on Malibu Beach told Pia Confetti of The El Lay In...
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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Bans Bert and Ernie From Entering The State

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Bans Bert and Ernie From Entering The State

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has once again shown that she is going to run the state of Arizona with an iron fist, an iron mouth, and an iron groin. The 66-year-old very weathered governor, known as Jan "The Man" because of her unfeminine charact...
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