Funny story: Selena Gomez And Kim Kardashian Entertain Justin Bieber In A Field While Robert Pattinson Looks On From Behind A Hedge

Selena Gomez And Kim Kardashian Entertain Justin Bieber In A Field While Robert Pattinson Looks On From Behind A Hedge

MULHOLLAND DRIVE - Teen TV idol Selena Gomez along with renowned clothes horse and virtual reality TV starlet Kim Kardashian were reported tonight to have spent an inordinate amount of time pandering to the whims of Canadian bequiffed juvenile singin...
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Funny story: OMG! Nude Pictures of Alice and Bob Papped!

OMG! Nude Pictures of Alice and Bob Papped!

LOS ANGELES - Nude pictures have been founded by Inhopeless Media Group of world-famous people Alice and Bob. Both have appeared in numerous comics, books, films, examples and websites - but none in the nude. However, a photo taken by IMG has s...
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Funny story: Corpse found in Diana Memorial Fountain

Corpse found in Diana Memorial Fountain

London - "We've been as busy as Beachy Head at Christmas," a Royal Parks Agency police diver commented this afternoon, "what with so many royal wedding invite disappointees looking for a landmark Central London site. "Of course, the Diana Fountain...
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Funny story: POISON could have started life on Earth?!

POISON could have started life on Earth?!

The very latest cutting edge fantasy from the magical world of evolutionary thought is that formaldehyde, the highly toxic embalming agent, landed on Earth and turned into living creatures. Although the very Holy grail of spoofery, this nugget of...
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Funny story: Rap Legend Dr. Dre Sued For Medical Malpractice

Rap Legend Dr. Dre Sued For Medical Malpractice

Rap legend Dr. Dre has been a household name for decades, however the longtime hip-hop producer is making headlines for undesirable reasons, as Dre could be heading "Straight Out of Compton" and into prison. In surprising news, the music icon fi...
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Funny story: Fedorov Forgives Red Wing Fans, Seeks Return for 2011-12 Season

Fedorov Forgives Red Wing Fans, Seeks Return for 2011-12 Season

Riding his best personal milestone with the game winning goal in the 2009 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Sergei Federov left the Washington Caps and took a $9 Million a year deal back in Russia. Now with his 2-year deal at an end, Fedorov seeks a return to h...
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Funny story: Future News: First Non-White, Non-Christian, Non-Human Prime Minister Elected

Future News: First Non-White, Non-Christian, Non-Human Prime Minister Elected

(Published 2015) LONDON - The world looked to Britain to see the results of the 2015 prime minsterial elections, where relative newcomer Presitron was elected. Representing the robot/machine class of the nation - from factory workers to Roombas.
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Funny story: Austrian baker arrested after baking cakes with rather a "Nazi" taste!

Austrian baker arrested after baking cakes with rather a "Nazi" taste!

An Austrian baker, Herr Swashsticker (name changed for legal reasons) has been caught baking very "Nazi" cakes for his customers and consequently, is being prosecuted. Austria, birth place of Adolf, has forbidden all Nazi memorabilia and denies ha...
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Funny story: ConDem Government to extend London underground and Heathrow

ConDem Government to extend London underground and Heathrow

In a brave move to "get Britain moving", the Department for Transport has announced a dramatic plan for both the London Underground and Heathrow Airport. The Minister for Transport, Con Seezontiquet, announced that work starts immediately on exten...
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Funny story: Glamour Model Incensed By Botched Cosmetic Surgery

Glamour Model Incensed By Botched Cosmetic Surgery

C-list glamour model Kitty Coststretcher today announced that she would be suing a Brazilian cosmetic surgeon after a botched surgical breast enhancement procedure left her sporting a great big hairy arse on her chest. Ms Coststretcher claimed tha...
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Funny story: Indonesian Surgeons Mum on Reports Scars on Obama's Head Resulted from Labotomy as a Child!

Indonesian Surgeons Mum on Reports Scars on Obama's Head Resulted from Labotomy as a Child!

Following startling speculation backed by photographic evidence of a massive scar on President Obama's scalp that he had 'massive brain surgery,' the White House refuses to confirm or deny Obama is on medication to compensate for operating with only...
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Funny story: Rooney Decision Could Have Global Implications

Rooney Decision Could Have Global Implications

The ongoing saga over the Football Association charging Wayne Rooney with using offensive language could have major worldwide implications for old and oustanding legal cases. Should the FA disciplinary committee accepts Rooney's argument that he w...
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Funny story: SLEEP Legislation: Congress eliminates Medicare & Social Security for seniors

SLEEP Legislation: Congress eliminates Medicare & Social Security for seniors

The Republican controlled congress proposed legislation yesterday to eliminate Medicare and social security for seniors. SLEEP is an acronym for: Seniors Loving Everlasting & Eternal Peace. The legislation passed unanimously among Republican hous...
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Funny story: Obama Claims He Has Vertiligo, Will Be "Whiter than Michael Jackson in Time for 2012 Election!"

Obama Claims He Has Vertiligo, Will Be "Whiter than Michael Jackson in Time for 2012 Election!"

He was Ludicrous over Libya, Helpless over Health Care, Gaseous over Global Warming, Numb after the Nobel Prize, Arrogant about Arizona, a Bully over BP, Euphoric over Egypt, Mum over Mexico, and now insiders say Obama is resorting to skin whitenin...
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Funny story: Dating Ads for less desirable professions

Dating Ads for less desirable professions

Here at The Spoof we know that everybody deserves love. If you're a lady looking for love, why not have a peruse of our latest dating ads? Darlington hangman, 42, GSOH is looking for a 35-45yo woman, with a long neck. Must enjoy short walks, profound words, sumptuous meals, loitering around scaffolding and not mind my occasional practical joke, such as kicking your chair away. I am not very cha...
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Funny story: Big Brother Set To Return - TV Repair Man Promises Action

Big Brother Set To Return - TV Repair Man Promises Action

News that a multi-million pound deal will see Big Brother return this summer has been met with a swift response by vigilante, TV Repair Man. Channel 5 has arranged to screen the show which was dramatically dropped by C4 last year as viewing figure...
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Funny story: Met Office Predicts Sizzling Barbecue Weekend - Get The Brollies Ready!

Met Office Predicts Sizzling Barbecue Weekend - Get The Brollies Ready!

Weather boffins are today warning shivering Britons to get ready for a wet and cold weekend. They say today (Wednesday) is likely to be the hottest day of the year so far and while Thursday and Friday are likely to get cooler, the weekend could be...
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Funny story: William Hague Under Pressure To Resign

William Hague Under Pressure To Resign

Foreign Secretary William Hague was last night facing calls to resign after sources reported that he had failed to "organise a piss up in a brewery" in his constituency of Richmond, Yorkshire. Hague, who was heavily criticised by British nationals...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Performs Her Latest Hit "Who Says?" On Dancing With The Stars

Selena Gomez Performs Her Latest Hit "Who Says?" On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez appeared on Dancing With The Stars and stole the show as she performed her latest hit "Who Says?" Selena, Justin Bieber's girlfriend even received a louder applause from the young males in the audience than another Disney...
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Funny story: Warlock Sheen Defeated By 'Losers' In Detroit

Warlock Sheen Defeated By 'Losers' In Detroit

Our favourite warlock's 'tiger blood' combusted in a live show in Detroit. Charlie's 'Adonis DNA' came to the boil when he was heckled during his live show. Poor Sheen's sweaty face went a beetroot red and his veins started bulging and tiger blood exploded from his ears. The 'Bitching Rock Star From Mars' found that he his spaceship had landed or crashed in a very unpromising location 'un...
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Funny story: Brown and Boyle Face SFA Probe

Brown and Boyle Face SFA Probe

Aberdeen manager Craig Brown and Motherwell owner John Boyle are to face a Scottish Football Association hearing after their touchline altercation at the end of last week's SPL fixture. The SFA's Disciplinary Committee confirmed that the two men's...
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Funny story: The Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' - Talk Show Host Wendy Williams And Her "Girls" Heading Back To New York City

The Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' - Talk Show Host Wendy Williams And Her "Girls" Heading Back To New York City

HOLLYWOOD - After receiving the lowest scores of the year, Wendy Williams, aka "The Biggun" was the second celebrity dancer to be eliminated from this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Williams' professional partner, Tony "My Chest Hurts L...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Thinking About Buying One Of The Nation's Largest Hamburger Franchises

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Thinking About Buying One Of The Nation's Largest Hamburger Franchises

OXNARD, California - Singing sensations and extremely wealthy individuals Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been seriously contemplating purchasing one of America's biggest burger chains, Burgers-in-The-Round. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gal...
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Funny story: IBM Computer Watson Announces He's Available for College Commencement Speeches

IBM Computer Watson Announces He's Available for College Commencement Speeches

Fresh from his victory on the game show "Jeopardy," he told the world at a press conference yesterday that he's ready for his next challenge: stepping up to the podium to give commencement speeches. So far, there are no invitations. But Watson...
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Funny story: Muamar Ghaddafi set to join Charlie Sheen on tour

Muamar Ghaddafi set to join Charlie Sheen on tour

Insiders have confirmed that Libyan Strongman Muamar Ghaddafi is in negotiations to join Charlie Sheen on tour. "My torpedo of truth: Failure is not an option" will become "Twin torpedoes of truth: Failure is not an option" if the two mega super hero...
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