Funny story: Tonight: The Office Jumps The Shark. Hard.

Tonight: The Office Jumps The Shark. Hard.

All great things must come to an end: The British Empire has shriveled like a penis in ice-water, any lasting heretosexuality in the body of Hugh Grant is as dead as his movie career, and NBC's The Office says good-bye to the entire f--king gimmick o...
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Funny story: Unofficial Royal Wedding Live Feed Schedule Released By Donald Trump

Unofficial Royal Wedding Live Feed Schedule Released By Donald Trump

London - With the wedding bells all but rung, many are wondering when Kate Middleton and Prince William will get down to brass tacks. While many think the Honeymoon Night has been completely hidden, I was there when Donald Trump today divulged he has...
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Funny story: Nation Solves Debt Problem Thanks to Sarah Palin's New Country

Nation Solves Debt Problem Thanks to Sarah Palin's New Country

After numerous budget deals and failed solutions to solve America's debt to China and other foreign countries, Congress came up with a solution that will save the nation from paying trillions of dollars back to these countries. A meeting was held...
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Funny story: Come back Ned Kelly!

Come back Ned Kelly!

Cork Examiner: In an interview with secretary to the British Minister for Foreign Relations surprising revelations have been made with regards to Australia. Constantine Pertwee who has been secretary to a number of Ministers in the department was frank and forthcoming to our reporter Paddy Reilly in a recent in-depth interview. Here is an extract. R: So, what exactly is the present government's...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Sez Obama Graduated Magna Cum African From Harvard

Donald Trump Sez Obama Graduated Magna Cum African From Harvard

As bustling birthers decipher the latest attempt by President Obama to prove he was born in Hawaii, The Donald, proud of achieving what the media failed to do; forcing the President to finally reveal his ersatz live birth document, is moving on to Ob...
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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Unable to Resist Creamy Goodness - There was an explosion alright, an explosion of flavor sensation!

Suicide Bomber Unable to Resist Creamy Goodness - There was an explosion alright, an explosion of flavor sensation!

So reads the transcript of the military tribunal investigating Salim Abu Zayabada of Saudi Arabia on charges of attempted terrorism within U.S. borders. Apparently Zayabada's plot was thwarted by the mouth-watering richness he encountered at the Snak...
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Funny story: PLT devices have origin in failed Central Heating attempt! - Shock admission by manufacturers

PLT devices have origin in failed Central Heating attempt! - Shock admission by manufacturers

After may years of development and vexatious discourse of technical and other forums, PLT manufacturers now admit that their technology is hardly state of the art but has its roots in an old an outdated and failed attempt at electrical central heatin...
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Funny story: Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day

Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day

London - "Expect an astrological tsunami to sweep the nation," London skywatchers said today ahead of Friday's Moon/Uranus conjunction of sudden, shocking events. The aspect marks the 66th anniversary of Hitler's wedding to Eva Braun in a marriage...
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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Expecting A Little Girl

Prince William And Kate Middleton Expecting A Little Girl

London, England-- Prince William and his fiancee Kate Middleton are expecting a little blond-haired girl to come into their lives. The royal couple said they couldn't be happier, and they wanted to share their wonderful news. The little girl will b...
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Funny story: Kate mucks up marriage vows, marries Prince Phillip by mistake and becomes William's step grandmother - ma'am is furious

Kate mucks up marriage vows, marries Prince Phillip by mistake and becomes William's step grandmother - ma'am is furious

In a right royal debacle, Kate Middleton messed up her marriage vows, taking the name of her would-be father-in-law Prince Phillip instead of her fiancé Prince William. The Archbishop of Canterbury, who was performing the ceremony, continued, hop...
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Funny story: Your Own Royal Correspondent

Your Own Royal Correspondent

It was with some surprise that I received the news that I was to be Spoof's Royal Correspondent. After weighing up all the recent contributions I find that my royal spoofs won by a nose. I was told they were venomous beyond the call of duty - some accolade! Now I'm off to London for the wedding. My plans for the day have been put to one side. I will have to cut my toe nails on another day an...
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Funny story: Trump disses Michelle Obama. Detained and sent to Marine Brig in Quantico

Trump disses Michelle Obama. Detained and sent to Marine Brig in Quantico

In what some are calling a breach of the first Amendment of the US Constitution, Donald Trump was detained this week and sent to the Marine Corps brig at Quantico, Virginia. First reports say that he is in the same cell as Bradley Manning had been oc...
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Funny story: "Double Dutch" football club sign 18 month old toddler!

"Double Dutch" football club sign 18 month old toddler!

Venlo, Holland: The local professional footie team, VVV Venlo have just made an amazing signing, an 18 month-old toddler, the youngest player ever to signed by a pro-club on the planet. The reason they signed the toddler was You Tube, which showed...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's Secret Plan for Reducing America's Debt

Donald Trump's Secret Plan for Reducing America's Debt

(Portsmouth, NH, USA) In spite of his show of bravado, Donald Trump may have been more rattled by the news that President Barack Obama's release of a certified copy of his original birth certificate. The President had already publicly shared a "cert...
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Funny story: A GOP Political Straw Poll Shows Huckabee Leading Followed by Pawlenty, Gingrich, Romney, and Dopey

A GOP Political Straw Poll Shows Huckabee Leading Followed by Pawlenty, Gingrich, Romney, and Dopey

CHICAGO - Most political straw polls tend to be regional in scope, but there is one straw poll that actually covers all of the states in the nation including, Alaska, Arizona, and Wisconsin. The oldest and most prestigious of these polls known as...
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Funny story: Revealed: Obama Claims 17 Dependents to IRS. Trump: Who Dey Bro?

Revealed: Obama Claims 17 Dependents to IRS. Trump: Who Dey Bro?

"It ain't over till Aunt Zulu Sings," so said Donald Trump today after revealing that President Barack Obama claimed 17 dependents on his 2010 tax return! Trump, standing in the wings as Hair Apparent for the 2012 Presidential Election, ratcheted...
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Funny story: Aston Villa Boss Gerard Houllier Is Only In Hospital Because Of His Job

Aston Villa Boss Gerard Houllier Is Only In Hospital Because Of His Job

Aston Villa manager Gerard Houllier is expected to be discharged from hospital in Birmingham within the next 24 hours, but, say surgeons, he will end up back in hospital if he continues in his role at Villa Park. SCAN Villa caretaker Gary McAll...
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Funny story: Squatters at Abbey Arrested

Squatters at Abbey Arrested

In a move predicted by some, the Police have moved in on squatters outside Westminster Abbey. 'This has nothing to do with the wedding' said Police Chief Bland (known to his mates as Blind) 'these people are taking over prime locations in London a...
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Funny story: India Uses $67B UK Aid to Purchase Russian Toilets for $1B Space Program, Buy an Aircraft Carrier, & Used French Pissoirs for Call Centers!

India Uses $67B UK Aid to Purchase Russian Toilets for $1B Space Program, Buy an Aircraft Carrier, & Used French Pissoirs for Call Centers!

British Prime Minister Dave Cameron stood behind his country's recent 'good will' gift payment of $67 Billion to India despite recent revelations the country used the money to buy Russian Toilets for it's fledgling space program, put a down payment...
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Funny story: Powerline Technology is the future of digital

Powerline Technology is the future of digital

At an urgently called press conference today a telecommunications regulator spokesman, Mr Jarse (Hugh), announced that Powerline technology (the much maligned devices of what seemed like a few troublesome shortwave listeners radio amateurs and simil...
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Funny story: United Want Gerard Piquet Back Because Giggsy Fancies Shakira

United Want Gerard Piquet Back Because Giggsy Fancies Shakira

According to the legendary Manchester rumour mill, Sir Alex Ferguson is preparing to swoop on Barcelona, in order to get Gerard Piquet back to Old Trafford, because United legend, Ryan Giggs allegedly thinks Piquet's girlfriend - diminutive Colombian...
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Funny story: Prince William and Catherine Middleton Vow Not to Take Lovers for Maybe Five to Ten Years in Elaborate Multi Million Dollar Ceremony

Prince William and Catherine Middleton Vow Not to Take Lovers for Maybe Five to Ten Years in Elaborate Multi Million Dollar Ceremony

London - A television audience anticipated to be in the hundreds of millions from across the civilized world tuned in today to play a part in the lavish royal marriage of Prince William and his beautiful bride Catherine Middleton. The ceremony, p...
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Funny story: Mourinho Slams Everybody In The World - Even Princess Diana

Mourinho Slams Everybody In The World - Even Princess Diana

According to sources, beleaguered Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho has locked himself away in a vault at Madrid's Museo Del Prado, armed with a laptop computer and a Vuiton suitcase full of vitriol. The 'Special One' is apparently enjoying a psychot...
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Funny story: Pupfish evolving into Pupfish at 'explosive' rate!

Pupfish evolving into Pupfish at 'explosive' rate!

The science world is reeling from the shock announcement that Pupfish, are evolving into Pupfish! "Most of the species look the same and they act the same, eating detritus and algae off rocks," UC Davis researcher Chip Martin said. However, Mar...
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Funny story: "The Special One" thinks UEFA, FC Barcelona, referees, etc, are a bunch of corrupt "Messi back-side lickers"!

"The Special One" thinks UEFA, FC Barcelona, referees, etc, are a bunch of corrupt "Messi back-side lickers"!

The Special One, better known as José Mourinho, has had a massive rant at everybody in football after yesterday's debacle against his Catalan rivals, FC Barcelona. Mourinho said it is impossible to beat FC Barcelona because the UEFA, FIFA and refe...
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Funny story: Girls Aloud back together for 10th Anniversary reunion

Girls Aloud back together for 10th Anniversary reunion

Exciting news has been released that Girls Aloud - the fab foursome who don't write their own songs or play their own instruments - are getting together for a reunion to celebrate the 10th anniversary of their manufacture. The tour, titled "TTTT"...
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Funny story: Could this spoof become a REAL headline, over the next few weeks?

Could this spoof become a REAL headline, over the next few weeks?

In a much-anticipated move, House of Representatives Republican Speaker John Boehner, back by most of the Republican Party, and with outspoken support, of the TEA Party, has agreed to terminate President Barrack Obama's powers, in regards to price co...
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Funny story: Pierluigi Collina slams The Special One's conspiracy rant

Pierluigi Collina slams The Special One's conspiracy rant

Rome - The iconic UEFA ex-referee who once admitted 'I Love This Hell' has rubbished José Mourinho's Barcelona FC tirade. "Someone give José a tin foil hat!" Collina told reporters from Corriere della Spoofiera. "He's still got that stab-in-the...
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Funny story: Trump Rally on DC Mall: "We shall Overcomb One Day!"

Trump Rally on DC Mall: "We shall Overcomb One Day!"

Singing, "We shall ovecomb, we shall overcomb one day," they arrived by the thousands in chartered buses. Most were from rehab centers and assisted living centers from up and down the east coast. Although the participants from the rehab centers tho...
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Funny story: Depression Sets In For Royal Wedding Followers

Depression Sets In For Royal Wedding Followers

A massive depression has set in for followers of the Royal wedding this Friday in London. Onlookers and spectators alike, some queuing for days along the planned route, have begun to accept the grim realisation that it will all be for a split seco...
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Funny story: BBC high earners WILL relocate from London to show solidarity

BBC high earners WILL relocate from London to show solidarity

As the BBC "ooooopppp North" relocate from the centre of Manchester to Peel Holdings Place, otherwise known as Media City in Salford, the higher-paid executives earning more than the Prime Minister, so derided by the licence fee-payers for not appear...
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Funny story: DIY SOS Show not aired after legal wrangle

DIY SOS Show not aired after legal wrangle

A misunderstanding between designer Julia Kendell and the Durham family in Milton Keynes has resulted in the show not being aired. The DIY SOS team were called in to do their usual redecoration special for the Durham family, after learning that th...
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Funny story: Shock Royal Wedding Revelation - William Wants To Marry Kate Because She Looks Like Kristen Stewart!

Shock Royal Wedding Revelation - William Wants To Marry Kate Because She Looks Like Kristen Stewart!

Reports filtering through the bilge pumps suggest that the real reason Prince William was attracted to Kate Middleton is that she bears more than a passing resemblance to 'Twilight' star Kristen Stewart. Especially in 'New Moon.' Sources told u...
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Funny story: Rowdy Spoof Karoake Night Ends in Arrests Amidst Claims of Inciting Racial Unrest!

Rowdy Spoof Karoake Night Ends in Arrests Amidst Claims of Inciting Racial Unrest!

Chaos reigned at the New Oasis Bar & Grill last night during the weekly Karoake contest when passer's by were outraged over performances deemed "racist and insensitive' by the slightly inebriated contestants. The newly formed 'Manchester Sensi...
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Funny story: Syrian UFO blamed as Wedding Feast At Cana painting sprouts alien features

Syrian UFO blamed as Wedding Feast At Cana painting sprouts alien features

London - Fears that February's Krak De Chevaliers UFO is behind desecration of the Queen's Gallery picture has seen Syrian ambassador Dr Sami Khiyamit booted off the nuptial wedding invite list. The Damascus craft menaced the Dome of the Rock in I...
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Funny story: Queen makes use of her bus pass

Queen makes use of her bus pass

With the news that the Queen has asked the Middletons to help pay for the Royal Wedding, other cost saving measures employed by the monarchy are indicating that all is not well with the Windsor's finances. In the past few royal engagements it has...
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Funny story: EAS Sufferers Receive European Court Backing

EAS Sufferers Receive European Court Backing

The European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg today made a landmark judgement that finally recognised the plight of EAS sufferers. The ruling will also lead to a major review of European employment law. Employment Aversion Syndrome, or EAS, rem...
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Funny story: Final seating plan for Royal Wedding Reception announced

Final seating plan for Royal Wedding Reception announced

The seating arrangements for the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton have today been published on the website Willieleaks, bringing with it a host of surprises, together with some unexpected guests, also officially termed as surpr...
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Funny story: Abbey Closed for Wedding

Abbey Closed for Wedding

Just when the royal couple Kate and Will had got the Abbey Habit and wanted to start investing some money for their house, they found that Westminter's Abbey Branch had been taken over by Spanish heretics! Satandare, the company that took over the...
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Funny story: Untimely Air India Strike May Prevent Evacuation of Bored Indians After WillKat Royal Wedding

Untimely Air India Strike May Prevent Evacuation of Bored Indians After WillKat Royal Wedding

The Air India strike has irritated a lot of passengers this year and surprised many more. Most importantly, it's put India's national carrier on pause during what might be an hour of need. Air India did earn itself some good publicity during the evac...
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Funny story: Masterchef Winner Plans Food Empire

Masterchef Winner Plans Food Empire

A 25-year-old American became the youngest winner of the BBC's popular cooking competition Masterchef yesterday. Bar manager, Tim Anderson, gained notoriety through the 11-week competition with his experimental dishes. Presenter John Torode said h...
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Funny story: Celtic Player Falls Foul Of Curse

Celtic Player Falls Foul Of Curse

Celtic midfielder Joe Ledley fears he has become the victim of a an injury curse that affects any player called Ledley. The 24 year old Welshman injured a hamstring in the Old Firm clash at the weekend and will be out of action for the rest of the...
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Funny story: Messi Wants Move To Old Firm

Messi Wants Move To Old Firm

Hot on the heels of his stunning performance in the 2-0 defeat of Real Madrid at the Bernabeu, Lionel Messi has shocked the world of soccer by announcing that he would like to leave the mighty Bareclona and play for one of the Old Firm clubs. The...
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Funny story: Climate Change Will Affect Rivers

Climate Change Will Affect Rivers

Climate change experts have warned that increased temperatures in the next few years will seriously impact on American comedienne Joan Rivers. The outrageous entertainer, who has been receiving cosmetic surgery since 1963, recently moved to Califo...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Now Wants To See President Obama's 'Dental Records'

Donald Trump Now Wants To See President Obama's 'Dental Records'

NEW YORK CITY - Not content with having seen President Barack Obama's birth certificate Donald Trump is now asking to see the presidents dental records. It appears that Mr. Trump just happens to have way too much free time on his hands. Vice Presi...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico

Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico

LONDON - Kate Middleton's two best features are her hair and her legs. Camilla Parker-Bowles suggested that for the Royal Wedding Kate wear the traditional tiara but Middleton is balking at that worn-out tradition (no pun intended). Mr. Prissy of...
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Funny story: Royal Wedding Has Already Been Held 'Behind Closed Doors'

Royal Wedding Has Already Been Held 'Behind Closed Doors'

There were scenes of 'utmost discontent' in the area around Buckingham Palace this morning, when it was announced in a statement that the Royal Wedding of Prince William and his bride Kate Middleton had already taken place behind closed doors at a se...
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Funny story: 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' - Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint Talk About The Kissing Scenes

'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' - Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint Talk About The Kissing Scenes

NEW YORK CITY - Movie experts are predicting that when Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 premiers in July, it could possibly surpass the second highest grossing movie of all time James Cameron's The Titanic. Motion Picture experts feel that it might even eventually end up surpassing the number one grossing movie Avatar. Three of the movies main stars recently visited New York City...
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Funny story: Anarchist Hits Pay Dirt at Royal Wedding

Anarchist Hits Pay Dirt at Royal Wedding

Martin Pleavey, A 99 year old anarchist, has managed to do what hundreds of modern day anarchists were unable to accomplish. He has shut down the royal wedding just as it was to begin. His secret? He crawled in a grate at the rear of Westminster Abbe...
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Funny story: On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...
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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Prepare to Ask for the World

The Dallas Cowboys Prepare to Ask for the World

Dallas - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, has announced that he's excited about the draft this year. He sees it as a unique opportunity to position himself and the Cowboys in an exceptional way. "It's unparalleled. Never been done bef...
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Funny story: Donald Trump demands President Obama's dental records

Donald Trump demands President Obama's dental records

In an interview given today presidential hopeful Donald Trump, reportedly stated that President Obama needs to release a copy of his dental records to "prove that those are his real teeth." "We don't know and the people need to know. We've heard t...
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Funny story: Uproar in the House of Commons

Uproar in the House of Commons

There was uproar in the House of Commons last Wednesday during question time. The question put by Patrick Freeman seemed to many, naive and out of sync with the House's pragmatic approach to questions of governance; but its effect was undeniable. He had asked if government would take active measures to curb "national gullibility" in the wake of a general world wide acknowledgement of the...
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