Funny story: Are you smart? Take this quiz to find out!

Are you smart? Take this quiz to find out!

Am I smart?:the question everyone worries about. Well, that will change! Take this quiz and you will instantly find out! Are you smart or stupid? Question 1: What is 1+1? a. 2 b. 1 c. 11 Question 2: What question am I on? a. 2 b. Question 2 c. none Question 3: What was Question 1? a. 2 b.What is 1 + 1? c. there was no question 1. Question 4: Is this the last question?...
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Funny story: Fashion Designer Bvnjm Pahfiue#% Dies Of Stroke In Los Angeles.

Fashion Designer Bvnjm Pahfiue#% Dies Of Stroke In Los Angeles.

Proving once again that all the money in the world isn't gonna save your ass when the brain-plumbing goes blooey, Famed Fashion Designed Balky Krisnaswami suffered a stroke Thursday night and was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medial Center, where his condit...
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Funny story: A Song About Stuff

A Song About Stuff

I was once in a band. . I was supposed to be the bassist and main lyricist, but we never actually took off. Well, we actually just disbanded because we couldn't be bothered to do anything. However, here I shall dab my hand again at songwriting. Who knows, maybe some major label will.... nah, "I Know This Song Should Really Have a Title, But There Isn't a Line In the Chorus That Sums It Up Ne...
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Funny story: Impressionist cat is the favourite to win Britain's Got Talent

Impressionist cat is the favourite to win Britain's Got Talent

A 5 year old cat from Wembley is the favourite to win Britain's Got Talent after performing a stand up routine featuring several hilarious impressions. 'He's fantastic' squealed new judge Michael Mcintyre. 'The moment he walked on stage I just cou...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics suffer "voter's finger"!

SuBo fanatics suffer "voter's finger"!

Hundreds of Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have been hospitalized over the past week suffering from "voter's finger." The problem began when the fanatics started voting in a meaningless online popularity poll. The poll sent the fa...
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Funny story: Fergie's Concerns Over Hargreaves Future

Fergie's Concerns Over Hargreaves Future

Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson admits he doesn't know what the future holds for injury prone midfielder Owen Hargreaves. The £17 million signing from Bayern Munich, who has managed only 39 appearances for the Old Trafford club since 2007, suffered...
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Funny story: Palin Signs Up For New BBC Series

Palin Signs Up For New BBC Series

Globe trotting presenter Michael Palin has revealed that his latest in a long line of travel documentaries will be based in Brazil. Called "Hovel To Hovel : Around The Favelas In 80 Minutes", the ex Monty Python star's newest enterprise will featu...
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Funny story: Shock News On Tracey Emin

Shock News On Tracey Emin

The world of art and culture was in a state of shock yesterday after it was revealed that artist Tracey Emin appeared at a public function and didn't break down in tears. Emin hit the headlines in 1997 when her display "Everyone I Have Ever Slept...
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Funny story: Cup Semi Travel Chaos Caused By Wayne Rooney

Cup Semi Travel Chaos Caused By Wayne Rooney

Fans travelling to Wembley for last night's semi final between Man Utd and Man City were hit by major delays after a large section of the M1 was closed for much of the day. The motorway was shut between Junction 4 at Elstree, Herts and Juntion 1 a...
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Funny story: Irish SAS follow NATO's call of "Gaddafi must go!"

Irish SAS follow NATO's call of "Gaddafi must go!"

The North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, otherwise known as NATO which includes three of the (self proclaimed) world's most powerful men (otherwise known as the three wise monkeys) namely David Cameron, Barak Obama and Nicholas Sarkozy have ordered th...
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Funny story: Britney, Jennifer, Lindsay Get Into Shakespeare

Britney, Jennifer, Lindsay Get Into Shakespeare

HOLLYWOOD, CA Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez and Lindsay Lohan have announced they will be forming a new entertainment conglomerate designed to bring the works of Shakespeare to young people. The unlikely trio recently shared lunch on Hollyw...
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Funny story: Scholes puts boot in as United get the "boot" by City!

Scholes puts boot in as United get the "boot" by City!

Man Utd committed hari kari at Wembley this evening after allowing the "Blue" side of the City into the final of the FA Cup. It wans't helped by a certain 37 year-old "red-haired scallywag" who put the boot in, did a Nigel de Jong and got suitably...
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Funny story: Talk about emotions yo-yo ing all day. Man. U. Sob!

Talk about emotions yo-yo ing all day. Man. U. Sob!

I just cannot believe what I have just been reading in the Approval Centre and on the Discussion Forum... Man U. beaten by City. I'm crying in my beer. I get 90% of my daily news via the Spoof. It is just so bloody heartbreaking to think that the only televised game we got here was bloody Blackpool v Wigan. I must subscribe to Setanta Sport. I was in a great mood before I saw that r...
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Funny story: UK Gay couple kiss in public bar and get barred!

UK Gay couple kiss in public bar and get barred!

A gay couple visiting a "normal" public house in Soho, London (are their any normal public houses in Soho?) got caught having a kiss and cuddle and were promptly barred by the landlord who thought the scene was a bit too "camp"! After being barred...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson To Face The Sack?

Sir Alex Ferguson To Face The Sack?

Manchester United fans jeered wildly at the final whistle this afternoon after seeing their heroes humbled by arch-rivals Manchester City in their FA Cup semi-final showdown, but by far the biggest shock of the day came as many of the United continge...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Throws Hairdryer At Paul Scholes

Sir Alex Ferguson Throws Hairdryer At Paul Scholes

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has revisited his old stamping ground of hairdryers after watching his side lose out in their FA Cup semi-final against arch-rivals Manchester City at Wembley Stadium this afternoon. Fergie watched from...
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Funny story: Manchester City 1 Manchester United 0

Manchester City 1 Manchester United 0

Oh, and everything's changed here at Wembley, with the Sky Blues of Manchester taking the lead after an unexpected gaffe by Michael Carrick just outside his own penalty area. He lets a loose pass go just outside the box, and Yaya Toure picks up th...
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Funny story: Manchester City 0 Manchester United 0

Manchester City 0 Manchester United 0

It was trumpeted as the Game of the Century, and billed as the Ultimate Manchester derby, but today's FA Cup semi-final between the Sky Blues and the Reds was as boring a match as you could ever wish to lay your downtrodden Manc eyes on, and the club...
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Funny story: Gay men banned from Soho pub for "indecency"

Gay men banned from Soho pub for "indecency"

Groups of protesters gathered today outside a pub in Soho, where two homosexuals were ejected earlier this week. The landlord said he disapproved of the gays' "public sexual displays" and asked them to leave. The queers later told all their frien...
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Funny story: The Story of James (Part One)

The Story of James (Part One)

Jake was your average adolescent. He lived in a terraced house on the corner of Harney Boulevard and Mon Street. Jake woke up from bed a few minutes ago, and was stretching. He yawned. Then he stopped. "Who said that?" he asked to an empty room. "The room's not empty; I'm talking to you." He probably was rehearsing for a play. "What play?! I'm talking to you! Oi!" He appeared to be going insane...
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Funny story: Trying to Escape the Weeding

Trying to Escape the Weeding

I am trying to escape from all the treacle dripping from the media about the weeding day. I don't see why I should do the weeding, my allotment is in fine shape and I will be spending the forthcoming weeding holiday with earphones firmly in my ears t...
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Funny story: Hull Man Volleys Cat

Hull Man Volleys Cat

Cat-hater Mary Bale has a rival! That's the astonishing verdict after an Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok had reported to his friend an incident in which he was involved on his way to work this morning, when a cat crossed his path...
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Funny story: Jesus Christ, Muhammad, Got Work from God

Jesus Christ, Muhammad, Got Work from God

EARTHIC TERRITORIES - After Nick Clegg's ironic (but worthy) speech this week about family-word internships, it has been found out that Jesus Christ was an intern, along with Muhammad (pbuh). Neither went through a clear interview process, with Mu...
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Funny story: Ex-Diana butler Paul Burrell slams 'rollercoaster tragedy' royal wedding

Ex-Diana butler Paul Burrell slams 'rollercoaster tragedy' royal wedding

London - Hurtling blindfold down the rabbit-hole is how former Princess of Wales butler Paul Burrell has described the upcoming nuptial circus. "The curse of unfinished Diana RIP business is hexing the couple's big day," Burrell told weekend red t...
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Funny story: 80% of Universe still missing

80% of Universe still missing

'Scientists' at UCLA have drawn a blank in a recent search for 'Dark Matter' This fabled form of matter is invisable, but said to exist by crazed scientists. They claim that the universe is composed of a whopping 80% dark matter, yet the latest se...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Statue Brings Fullam Fans, Jacko Fans Together

Michael Jackson Statue Brings Fullam Fans, Jacko Fans Together

HAMMERSMITH, LONDON - After Al-Fayed erected a statue of the famed pop star in the Fulham grounds, critics were quick to point out the flaws in it. The most unlikely of groups, Fulham fans, and Jacko fans, have joined forces on a campaign to remov...
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Funny story: Peppered Moth, the 'evolution' myth that refuses to die

Peppered Moth, the 'evolution' myth that refuses to die

One of the many 'evidences' for 'evolution' is the notorious peppered moth debacle. Background: The peppered moth is often wheeled out by desperate evolutionists as so called evidence of evolution in action. As the industrial revolution was revolv...
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Funny story: 'Parking Meter Earns More Than Me' Says Restaurant Staff

'Parking Meter Earns More Than Me' Says Restaurant Staff

Money woes faced by families across the UK are spreading at an unprecedented rate, in what political analysts are calling 'worrying times', say sources close to the analysts that said it. Vera Bigtits, a full time source, told us "analysts have be...
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Funny story: Kate will promise to obey - for a big chunk of the Civil List

Kate will promise to obey - for a big chunk of the Civil List

London - Prenup documents drawn up by Palace lawyers show a sliding scale of potential payoffs should Ms Middleton's altarside promise to Love, Honor & Obey fall at the first fence. In the first year of marriage she's to get a credit card from...
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Funny story: Liam Gallagher To Stop Being A Knob Head

Liam Gallagher To Stop Being A Knob Head

Speaking on the BBC's Football Focus programme ahead of today's Wembley FA Cup semi-final Manchester derby, mono-browed knuckle dragger, Liam Gallagher explained to the gullible and bewildered, that the whole Manchester United 'thing' went clear over...
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Funny story: Pope Replaces Palm Sunday With 'Weed Sunday'

Pope Replaces Palm Sunday With 'Weed Sunday'

Vatican City - Pope Benedict XVI stumbled out to his papal balcony overlooking St. Peter's Square, and gave some exciting news to the world today. The stoned pope proclaimed that Palm Sunday has been upgraded to Weed Sunday. Roman Catholics are urg...
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Funny story: Man City: "We will literally destroy Man U"

Man City: "We will literally destroy Man U"

Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini has promised his club's fans something special this weekend in their long-awaited cup tie with rivals Manchester United. He said, "We will absolutely smash them. They will be picking up the pieces for months af...
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Funny story: Mastermind Winner At Last

Mastermind Winner At Last

Well, he looked like he wanted it... and he got it. Ian Bailey emerged victorious as BBC's 2011 Mastermind on Friday, scoring an unblemished 18 on his specialist subject and a magnificent 19 on general knowledge. It was a tight match from the start as opening contestant Peter Riley started with a no-passes and no incorrect answers 18. Bailey was second up and, concentrating with eyes closed,...
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Funny story: Blackpool's Holloway Bemoans Lack Of Technology

Blackpool's Holloway Bemoans Lack Of Technology

Blackpool boss Ian Holloway has fired a broadside at his board by once again drawing attention to the lack of funds made available to him for this season's campaign. Its long been an open secret that the Seasiders' budget is the lowest in the Prem...
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Funny story: New Vatican Book Full Of Errors

New Vatican Book Full Of Errors

YouCat, a new book produced by the Vatican, has had to be amended after a number of errors were found. The book, which is intended to explain the catechism to a younger audience, was withdrawn just a few days after being available in Italian shops...
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Funny story: Pacific Island Defends Royal Wedding Stamps

Pacific Island Defends Royal Wedding Stamps

The Premier of the Pacific nation of Niue has defended his country's issuing of Royal Wedding stamps, some of which include a perforation line down the middle that splits a photo of the happy couple. Prime Minister Toke Talagi spoke to the world's...
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Funny story: Prince William and Kate Wedding: Who Gives a Fuck?

Prince William and Kate Wedding: Who Gives a Fuck?

Oddly, America's infatuation with the ultra-wealthy do-nothings, known as the British Royal Family, has taken a 180 degree turn over the last few years. Once upon a time, America lovingly gazed at picture after picture of the graceful goose-necke...
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Funny story: Views on the Wright Stuff's View on Video Games

Views on the Wright Stuff's View on Video Games

To cut a long story short - On the Wright Stuff (I was bored, Okay?) people were arguing that videogames were the cause of all violence. "85% of all games contain an element of violence." Isn't eating marshmallows and digesting ghosts a little violent? If so, shouldn't crime be through the roof? "It doesn't matter what these psychologists say, these videogames have caused drive-by shoo...
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Funny story: Walking the Talk: House Republicans,Glenn Beck Call on Americans to Reject Medicare, Veterans Benefits

Walking the Talk: House Republicans,Glenn Beck Call on Americans to Reject Medicare, Veterans Benefits

Fresh from the victory of passing the 2012 budget in the U.S. House of Representatives, Congressman Paul Ryan and Congressman Michelle Bachmann took to the steps of the U.S Capitol, calling on Americans to take "bold new steps" to show their support for the Republican-sponsored budget plan. "This new budget plan is a breath of fresh air," beamed Ryan. "It identifies so-called entitlements for...
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Funny story: Canada Votes

Canada Votes

Canada's race to election day. Conservatives hoping for a majority, Liberals and NDP looking for more votes, and the Bloc Quebecois realizes that they have all the votes they could possibly accumulate. Stats Canada has put out a statement "We are...
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Funny story: Canada 'tossed me under bus': Harper

Canada 'tossed me under bus': Harper

Prime Minister of Canada Steven Harper lashed out at Canada Friday over his treatment when he was kicked out of the Conservative caucus over sensational allegations. Harper took aim at country after a Friday news conference in Collingwood, Ont., s...
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Funny story: Shocking News Coming Out Of Australia Is That Kate Gosselin Had The P*e Kicked Out Of Her By A Deranged Kangaroo

Shocking News Coming Out Of Australia Is That Kate Gosselin Had The P*e Kicked Out Of Her By A Deranged Kangaroo

BRISBANE, Australia - Word coming out from 'The Land Down Under' is that Kate Gosselin, star of Kate Plus 8 was viciously kicked by what is being described by an Australian game warden as a deranged kangaroo. Kate and her eight brats, ah make that kids, had flown to Australia, the home of Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, Mel Gibson, and Mick Dundee, to film some episodes for her award-winning cable...
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Funny story: Spoofer Forced to Live in Chaverty for a Day

Spoofer Forced to Live in Chaverty for a Day

BIRMINGHAM - Spoofer Inhopeless was captured by a rogue gang of chavs today, and was forced to live with them. "Oh," he said. "MY GOD! I was away from my fricking mother! That sucks!" He said that experience was harrowing. "After two hours,...
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Funny story: Socksquatch invades Denver home

Socksquatch invades Denver home

Jody McMullin of Denver, Colorado is not a violent woman. In fact she is known for her even temper. But when her favorite pair of purple and white poc-a-dot socks came out of the washer one sock short of a pair, Jody McMullin lost it. At 12:45...
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Funny story: The Politics of Race - A True Story

The Politics of Race - A True Story

Living in Britain as an ethnic minority (guess which one), it's kinda... well you know how. Luckily, for most of my life, I have not been on the receiving end of some treatment, but nonetheless, it is shocking to see something like this happen. Hell, it happened right on my lawn. This is a conversation between a Liberal Democrat candidate, me, and my mother. A backnote: He was canvassing fo...
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Funny story: California Lawmakers Arrive in Texas to Learn how the Good ol Boys do Business

California Lawmakers Arrive in Texas to Learn how the Good ol Boys do Business

For the past two days, lawmakers from California met with a delegation from Texas in order to discuss how great Texas is at creating jobs. The Texas group showed them a 299 page power point presentation documenting all the various ways to entice bus...
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Funny story: American Airlines Sue Orbitz

American Airlines Sue Orbitz

Fort Worth based American Airlines has filed an antitrust lawsuit against the online travel site Orbitz. American Airlines is calling the travel site a monopoly despite the fact most people probably use Priceline since they have funnier ads that fea...
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Funny story: "I'm Unique" says hundreds of Hispters

"I'm Unique" says hundreds of Hispters

EARTH - Across the western world, there are hipsters claiming that they are different. "I'm so totally different to all you people," said Sam Wright, in New York, echoing the sentiment of Sarah Micahs in Newcastle, England. "I'm a non-conformis...
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