Funny story: Spoofer In Prison, Stuck WIth Annoying Spoofer

Spoofer In Prison, Stuck WIth Annoying Spoofer

BIRMINGHAM = Lady Godiva, cool person, was found in prison with insane person, Inhopeless. Both had been arrested on Slaying With Laughter, and are installed in the Chuckle Brothers Wing of HMP Selly Oak. "Luckily for us," she said, "they have...
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Funny story: Obituary Writer Dies in Mysterious Circumstances

Obituary Writer Dies in Mysterious Circumstances

The most wicked obituary writer in London has died in mysterious circumstances. He was found in a busy coffee shop at tea time with his veins drained entirely of blood. The murder by exsanguination is said to have happened while other customers...
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Funny story: Microsoft Come Out With Smart Enter/Return Key

Microsoft Come Out With Smart Enter/Return Key

PALO ALTO, CA - Microsoft may become the MySpace of the tech world if it doesn't up its game. People are turing to Linux instead of Windows 7, and don't even go there with the Xbox. However, Microsoft has come up with the smart enter key. "We'v...
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Funny story: Man on the Street: China has $3 trillion Surplus

Man on the Street: China has $3 trillion Surplus

While most of the western world is up to its knees in debt, and some, like Ireland, have taken considerable measures, China, the world-second largest economy, has a surplus of $3trn. With that money, it could buy the entire United States Department of Defence plus its hardware, and still have enough money left over to pay off the debt of the PIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Greece, Spain) countries. W...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato Confesses That She Is Passionately Torn Between Wilmer Valderrama and Joe Jonas

Demi Lovato Confesses That She Is Passionately Torn Between Wilmer Valderrama and Joe Jonas

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato was having dinner with her mom at The Grauman's Chinese Theater Diner when she was approached by a newspaper reporter. The reporter identified as Redwood Fingerboo with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle asked Demi about the recent rumors about her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas, one/third of The Jonas Brothers Band. Demi blushed and said that she really did not want to talk a...
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Funny story: Spoofers Arrested Over Slaying With Humour

Spoofers Arrested Over Slaying With Humour

BIRMINGHAM - After a long flight Lady Godiva got down from the plane, and met her friend Inhopeless. After a short drive, both went into the city centre and into the Birmingham Rep Theatre. Not suspicious you say? Two hours later the two Spo...
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Funny story: Medieval Times? Book 2 Knights get one FREE

Medieval Times? Book 2 Knights get one FREE

Lady Godiva was extremely excited when she read an ad in the online Telegraph. A well-known hotel in Birmingham was offering a package deal...book 2 Knights get one FREE. She quickly got onto the telephone and called her Spoof friend, Inhopeless, who lives in Birmingham and asked him to book her in for the package. He kindly agreed to do so and was wondering why Lady G. sounded to friskily ex...
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Funny story: Gaddafi Goes into Hiding

Gaddafi Goes into Hiding

In order to avoid capture from the rebels who have been harassing him for the past two months, the infamous dictator, Col Gaddafi has resorted to the demotion to the rank of corporal. Gaddafi told In Seine News: "I have been thinking about this fo...
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Funny story: Vast Snake Oil Reserves Discovered In Washington: Energy Worries Over

Vast Snake Oil Reserves Discovered In Washington: Energy Worries Over

British Petroleum (BP) announced today that their geologic survey team discovered a vast pool of snake oil lying beneath the Washington, DC area, enough they say to take care of America's energy appetite for the next 80 years or so. This snake oil...
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Funny story: Chiswick Back To Normal After Spoof Summit

Chiswick Back To Normal After Spoof Summit

The leafy London suburb of Chiswick was recovering on Friday night following a summit meeting of soi-disant Spoofers. While security authorities had been warned in advance, they failed to have the meeting banned and the 'writers' met as planned at...
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Funny story: So Longo, Mountain Bongo, in the Wrongo?!

So Longo, Mountain Bongo, in the Wrongo?!

The largest forest antelope, the Mountain Bongo, is almost certainly going to be come extinct. The native African species is projected to become extinct within the next 14 years, unless 'evolution' plays a blinder. Although the exploits of man hav...
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Funny story: Oldest man in the world dies after having sex!

Oldest man in the world dies after having sex!

The oldest man in the world was an American and now he's dead, his name was Walter (RIP) and his secret of longevity was sex! After his wife died in 1957 he vowed never to have sex again and practiced celibacy. But never envisaging that he woul...
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Funny story: SuperGod to Replace God

SuperGod to Replace God

After months of anxious speculation last night saw the announcement that a SuperGod is officially set to replace God when he is decommissioned later in the year. She will be known as The Big G, and after undergoing rigorous trials in the US she w...
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Funny story: Dalai Lama to change his name

Dalai Lama to change his name

The Dalai Lama, his Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, has taken the radical option of changing his name by deed poll. From now on, he wants everyone throughout the world to refer to him simply as "Norman from Tibet". Speaking to news reporters and those...
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Funny story: World's oldest woman dies at 145 after visiting the moon

World's oldest woman dies at 145 after visiting the moon

Reports have reached the world through the British red-top tabloid press that the world's oldest woman, Mary Quite-Contrary has died in Somerset, England at 145, just after visiting the Moon. Lauded by millions of people as the word's oldest woman...
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Funny story: World's Oldest Man Dies

World's Oldest Man Dies

Sad news today as the World's oldest man, Walter Breuning, died in America at the age of 114. He was well known for such sayings as 'We're all born to Die' and 'I'm ninety nine You Know' , and just recently said 'I'm One Hundred & Fourteen.'...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan disguise as Gaddafi tours Tripoli 'whistling Everybody Must Get Stoned'

Bob Dylan disguise as Gaddafi tours Tripoli 'whistling Everybody Must Get Stoned'

Libya - Thronging pro-Gaddafi multitudes (sic) were left wondering if the Colonel's rendition of 'Rainy Day Women No. 12 & 35' is a call to mass lapidation of rebels in nearby Misrata. Sporting classic Dylanesque squashy porkpie hat and shades...
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Funny story: Dire Straits to reform

Dire Straits to reform

A communiqué from Mark Knopfler, lead guitarist and singer for the original sultans of swing, Dire Straits, has news for fans, and announced that he's fed up of earning money for nothing, and wishes to reform the band to make new music. The band...
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Funny story: Queen 'is slowly bleeding to death:' reports

Queen 'is slowly bleeding to death:' reports

London - Has a Palace physician forgotten to remove a hirudo medicinalis - or medical leech - from the Queen's nasal passage? Red top fears for a right royal RIP are rife this weekend amid reports of HM's recent spate of nosebleeds. On Monday...
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Funny story: Eastwood Town denied a play-off spot

Eastwood Town denied a play-off spot

After languishing in the bottom half of the Conference North table for the first third of the season, Eastwood Town (whose nickname is Clint) finally got their act together and started stringing results together. With two weeks left in the season, th...
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Funny story: Ga Ga Comes Clean

Ga Ga Comes Clean

As Superstar Lady Ga Ga releases her brand new album she revealed some astonishing secrets which are sure to create the wave of publicity that is so important to album sales. Lady Ga Ga, real name Maureen Milligan, was in fine form as she chatted...
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Funny story: Calls for Jetpack to be Outlawed

Calls for Jetpack to be Outlawed

It is called the The Martin Jetpack. You strap it on and fly away, as high as you dare. It is a 553lb, five-foot cube, with twin 1.7ft diameter Kevlar/carbon rotors powered by a 200bhp 2-litre V4 petrol engine. First seen in the James Bond movie "Thu...
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Funny story: Lusting

Lusting

What is love? Can we really call a man's intensive feeling toward a charming female true 'Love'? Is sex-free spiritual affection, or rather Platonic Love, a true love? Is the less intensive feeling that one experiences right after sex still love? Never Mind. Some suggest that love can be defined if it is contrasted with its opposite, 'Hate'. Definitely, a father's feeling toward his young daug...
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Funny story: Make a million dollars in fifteen minutes

Make a million dollars in fifteen minutes

A savvy woman made a million dollars by suing a prosperous internet dating site because she claims someone she met on the site abused her. The woman is known to have dated as many as 25 thousand men at her local bar, during the last 15 years.
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Funny story: Police Warning To Banned Fans

Police Warning To Banned Fans

Police forces all over England and Wales have sent warning letters out to more than 200 people banned from attending this weekend's FA Cup semi finals at Wembley. Special plain clothes officers will mingle with the crowd and try to identify fans o...
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Funny story: American Idol Sends Paul "Crazy Legs" McDonald Home

American Idol Sends Paul "Crazy Legs" McDonald Home

HOLLYWOOD - And then there were seven (7). American Idol's Rod Stewart sound-a-like Paul McDonald was sent packing after the American Idol voters eliminated him. McDonald, who probably has the biggest most infectious smile of anyone to ever set fo...
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Funny story: More Bad News For Rangers

More Bad News For Rangers

Hot on the heels of the news that UEFA may well order them to play games behind closed doors due to fans' sectarian chanting, Rangers were hit hit with a double blow that could well derail their Scottish Premier League chances. Long term absentees...
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Funny story: Scotland's Player Of The Year Nominations

Scotland's Player Of The Year Nominations

Scottish journalists have announced the short list for the 2010/11 player of the year. The Top 4 are Celtic's Gary Hooper and Emilio Izaguirre, Rangers' Steven Naismith and Kilmarnock's Alexei Eremenko. There is no great surprise that the major...
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Funny story: 2012 Grand National To Be Equipped With Drinking Stations

2012 Grand National To Be Equipped With Drinking Stations

The Jockey Club has announced that, in the wake of the two deaths during this year's Grand National, improvements in horse welfare are to be made, including the provision of water stations around the four-mile Aintree course. Ornais and Dooneys Ga...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

LOS ANGELES - Dr. Phil host of The Dr. Phil Show recently had Charlie Sheen as his special guest. Sheen showed up to the show dressed up in the uniform of the Los Angeles Lakers. When Dr. Phil asked him why he replied that he wanted to show his su...
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Funny story: World's Oldest Man, Walter Breuning, Dead

World's Oldest Man, Walter Breuning, Dead

Walter Breuning, who up until last Thursday, was the world's oldest man at 114 years old, has died due to an undisclosed illness after, allegedly, ignoring expert medical advice. Breuning spent the last month of his life in a Great Falls hospital,...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's Titillating Tata's Accidentally Exposed As Her And Derek Hough Frolic Flirtatiously Down In St. Barts

Cheryl Cole's Titillating Tata's Accidentally Exposed As Her And Derek Hough Frolic Flirtatiously Down In St. Barts

ST. BARTS, West Indies - Cheryl Cole who has already been signed by Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions to be one of the judges on his new show X-Factor flew to the West Indies resort Island with her boyfriend and future-husband Derek Hough, one of...
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Funny story: Spoofing Community Worried About Spoofer After Narcissistic Turn

Spoofing Community Worried About Spoofer After Narcissistic Turn

THESPOOF.COM, UNITED WEBSITES OF INTERNET - Inhopeless, spoofer galore, has incurred the worry of fellow spoofers after he appeared to be taken a narcissistic turn. "It's strange," said unknown/unseen spoofer Censored, "I've noticed an increase in...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Respond To The Stunningly Steamy Marriage Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Respond To The Stunningly Steamy Marriage Rumors

LAS VEGAS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, who have been an item for some time now, were recently spotted cuddling like a couple of newlyweds at The Ravishing Risque Resort Hotel and Spa in Las Vegas. The two we...
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Funny story: Will Teenage Sex Impregnate You? (Daily Mail-o-Matic Piece)

Will Teenage Sex Impregnate You? (Daily Mail-o-Matic Piece)

We here at the Daily Mail are the first to get you first-class news. Could teen sex impregnate you? Of course, it is common knowledge that babies come from storks, but... what if doing the nasty with a 15-year old could make one come out of one of you? SHOCKING! It's impossible! Well, according to a scientist, who was obviously trained by Europeans and uses the Communist metric system said that...
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Funny story: Britain for Those Brought Up on Television

Britain for Those Brought Up on Television

As a native Briton (that's like saying the Americans), I am British (that's like saying he is American). So, that makes me qualified to write this guide on Britain. Firstly, London is not interchangeable with Britain. People who are not Londoners (which is about 58 million) will get pretty pissed off. Also, England is not interchangeable with Britain. It's an understandable, but unforgivable...
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