Funny story: Sex Videos: Today's Way To Get To the Top!

Sex Videos: Today's Way To Get To the Top!

The 19-year-old daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne, Montana, had apparently decided that a sex video was just the thing to get you enough notice that you would get offers from top movie producers and companies. But now that she has gotten a star...
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Funny story: Alex Rodriguez: I Don't Think I Can Handle Miley Cyrus!

Alex Rodriguez: I Don't Think I Can Handle Miley Cyrus!

Apparently New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has had an invitation to drop by and visit Miley Cyrus in her new three million dollar playhouse within a short distance from her parents home in Los Angeles. Rodriguez, who has been married and ha...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent's Ten-Year-Old Jackie Evancho Says "Please Do Not Compare Me To Those Two Lip Syncers Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson"

America's Got Talent's Ten-Year-Old Jackie Evancho Says "Please Do Not Compare Me To Those Two Lip Syncers Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson"

PITTSBURGH - Little ten-year-old America's Got Talent singing sensation Jackie Evancho, said that she is thrilled that everyone absolutely loves her. She said that the only thing that disappointed her was that a lot of people actually thought that...
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Funny story: Bobby Charlton In Latest Footy Sex Scandal

Bobby Charlton In Latest Footy Sex Scandal

Former Manchester United favourite, Bobby Charlton, has today found himself at the centre of an astonishing SEX scandal. The news is further set to rock the football world, following a string of revelations that high profile overpaid stars have in...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Claims He is No Jesse James

Ashton Kutcher Claims He is No Jesse James

Ashton Kutcher is going after a well-known tabloid paper for reporting that he was seen in a restaurant kissing another woman. Kutcher, according to Kutcher, is happily married to Demi Lovato, uhm Moore. But photos show otherwise. Or so it seems.
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Funny story: Chris Rock and Adam Sandler To Remake "Blazing Saddles"

Chris Rock and Adam Sandler To Remake "Blazing Saddles"

Chris Rock and Adam Sandler have announced that they will produce and star in a remake of the classic Mel Brook's western "Blazing Saddles." Rock will play the role of Sheriff Bart, made famous by Cleavon Little. Sandler will play the role of Deput...
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Funny story: Kanye West Just Tweeted his One Millionth Apology on Twitter

Kanye West Just Tweeted his One Millionth Apology on Twitter

It is the anniversary of the day Kanye West dissed Taylor Swift on the 2009 VMA Awards, and in that short year, West has tweeted about it on a daily basis, sometimes 20-30 times. All those apologies have finally added up to a whopping one million and...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Miranda Cosgrove To Film "The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires: Buzzz-Buzzz Went The School Bell"

Justin Bieber and Miranda Cosgrove To Film "The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires: Buzzz-Buzzz Went The School Bell"

HOLLYWOOD - Candlelight Motion Pictures in association with Miramix Pictures has just announced that they will begin filming the sequel to the Justin Bieber - Miranda Cosgrove movie, The Pre-Teen Werewolves Vs. The Teen Vampires entitled, The Pre-Tee...
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Funny story: What to Do When Someone Rains on Your Parade...

What to Do When Someone Rains on Your Parade...

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. Remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome? Why would anyone want to...
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Funny story: GB Police introduce new treatment for female suspects, it's called the "caveman treatment"!

GB Police introduce new treatment for female suspects, it's called the "caveman treatment"!

The UK police have decided to turn back the clock to Neanderthal times where women were dragged by their hair, beaten, kicked and then forced to make dinner (and other things?). Modern females involved in anti-social behaviour in the UK is increas...
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Funny story: Adam Richmond - The Man Who Can Eat Anything - Can't Manage A Big Duncan Whitehead Eight Coiler Turd.

Adam Richmond - The Man Who Can Eat Anything - Can't Manage A Big Duncan Whitehead Eight Coiler Turd.

TV star Adam Richmond claims he can eat anything - the hottest curries from India, 72 lb steaks, 180 oysters - you name it and the fat Yankee git can scoff it. Tex-Mex with ultra hot jalapenos, 458 Cumberland sausages with Irish champ (mashed spud...
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Funny story: Gossip Girl Stars Leighton Meester and Blake Lively Involved In A Big Time Feud

Gossip Girl Stars Leighton Meester and Blake Lively Involved In A Big Time Feud

HOLLYWOOD - The two stars of the Gossip Girls Leighton Meester and Blake Lively have been at each others throats for some time now, but now, it has really gotten a whole lot serious. An inside source reveals that Blake reportedly put crazy glue in...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin To Announce 2012 Presidential Candidacy On Glenn Beck Program

Sarah Palin To Announce 2012 Presidential Candidacy On Glenn Beck Program

Sarah Palin, the former Governor of Alaska and Republican Vice Presidential Candidate, will officially announce her candidacy for the office of President of the United States. Her run for the Republican nomination will be announced on Tuesday mornin...
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Funny story: Jeremy Paxman changes name to Jeremy Taxman and charges politicians 20% of earnings to come on his show

Jeremy Paxman changes name to Jeremy Taxman and charges politicians 20% of earnings to come on his show

In another cost-cutting exercise the BBC, it has been announced that Newsnight presenter and bane of all politicians Jeremy Paxman will take a 20% cut in salary, which he must make up elsewhere. He has already revealed plans to change his name to Jer...
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Funny story: Obama Invites Pakistani Cricket Team to White House for Economic Summit!

Obama Invites Pakistani Cricket Team to White House for Economic Summit!

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, fresh off reminding everyone SHE brokered the Irish Peace Accord after the recent egging of former PM Blair in Dublin, announced that the President would be seeking economic stimulus advice from the recently disgra...
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Funny story: Local Man Reduced To Jibbering Wreck After A Walk up The Shops

Local Man Reduced To Jibbering Wreck After A Walk up The Shops

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was recovering quietly at home this afternoon, after a walk up the shops to buy more beer left him a quivering, jibbering wreck, hopelessly consumed by a prolonged bout of hysterical laughter - otherwise known as 'pissin...
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Funny story: President Obama Honors Labor Day By Making a Personal Visit to All 975 US Workers

President Obama Honors Labor Day By Making a Personal Visit to All 975 US Workers

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he would be visiting all 975 US workers to thank them personally for their hard work. The 47-state tour will begin Monday (Labor Day) and will take approximately six days to comp...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Seen Kissing Demi Lovato

Ashton Kutcher Seen Kissing Demi Lovato

Ashton Kutcher was seen making out with Demi Lovato at a local restaurant. When confronted, he appeared to be confused and said "what, you mean there are two women in this world with the name Demi?" It was then explained to him that while his wife, D...
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Funny story: I've Been Thinking About it, and...

I've Been Thinking About it, and...

I've concluded that: All non-denominational and Evangelical Christians are kooks, just like Pat Robertson, who stated that God allowed events such as 9/11, hurricane Katrina, and the earthquake in Haiti to happen because of immorality. All Catholics support the practice of Priests buggering boys because they have not spoken out enough against their Church for failing to stop it. All Bap...
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Funny story: The Glorious Political Messiah Glenn Beck Addresses His Minions

The Glorious Political Messiah Glenn Beck Addresses His Minions

The charismatic figure stood above the masses gathered before him ready to seduce them with his glorious speech. He had purposely chosen a historic location for the event, one whose beloved presence in the minds of the populace would lend weight to his words, one whose place in the hearts of the citizens would hopefully help him to also entrance therein. The masses had already been drugged o...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight Radio Plays Request For Local Woman

Isle of Wight Radio Plays Request For Local Woman

The Island's own radio station, Wight FM, stunned listeners yesterday when disc jockey (DJ) Laffs Mangrove played a record for a local woman. Said the DJ: "It was a bit odd really. There was some post waiting for me when I got to work in the morni...
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Funny story: William and Kate met with MI6 codebreaker at Anglesey love nest

William and Kate met with MI6 codebreaker at Anglesey love nest

Wales - (Bangor Cottaging News): Saddlesore local Anglesey man Gareth Williams was seen 'several times' parking his BMX mountin' bike outside Wills' and Kate's North Wales shagging shack, according to reports. The couple's cleaning lady said today...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Blames Hay Fever For Dalliances With Prostitutes

Wayne Rooney Blames Hay Fever For Dalliances With Prostitutes

Insiders say that Wayne Rooney has been left with little option other than to consort with prostitutes and ladies of the night in order to alleviate severe symptoms of hay fever. Leaping to the defence of the baldy scouse 'Once a blue forever a Ma...
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Funny story: Alice Roberts, Miranda Krestovnikoff… Now Bettany Hughes Fans Join debate

Alice Roberts, Miranda Krestovnikoff… Now Bettany Hughes Fans Join debate

Fans of TV historian Bettany Hughes have waded in to the debate raging around how little or how much clothing female documentary presenters should wear in front of camera. Fans of Coast presenters Alice Roberts and Miranda Krestovnikoff have been...
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Funny story: Rooneygate: Wayne & Coleen, a True Partnership - He Beds the Call Girls, She Issues the Injunctions...

Rooneygate: Wayne & Coleen, a True Partnership - He Beds the Call Girls, She Issues the Injunctions...

That's right sportsfans, following today's so called 'exclusive' revelations in The Mail and elsewhere that Wayne Rooney has been smashing the granny out of Manchester call girls for a couple of years now - including one called Jennifer Thompson aka...
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Funny story: Financial Crisis Averted at The Spoof.Com as Editor Announces He Will Pick Up Adult Services Ads Axed by Craigslist!

Financial Crisis Averted at The Spoof.Com as Editor Announces He Will Pick Up Adult Services Ads Axed by Craigslist!

Financially stressed editor Mark Lowton announced at a press conference this morning that the recent financial crisis that threatened the beloved humour site the Spoof. Com was averted after he picked up thousands of Adult Services Ads axed by Craigs...
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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson On Screwing Rooney At The Lowry

Jennifer Thompson On Screwing Rooney At The Lowry

Oh dear, Wayne, we expected better... So said Skoob News Sports correspondent and part time caretaker, Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) of Salford University near Portsmouth this morning. "Seems like Wazza's graduated from Granny shagging...
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Funny story: A "TheSpoof" news writer writes a "TheSpoof" news story.

A "TheSpoof" news writer writes a "TheSpoof" news story.

According to at least one source, a "TheSpoof" news story writer has written this spoof news story that you are reading at this very moment. Upon waking up on a generic Sunday morning, he found that there were no new news worthy stories to extract...
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Funny story: Here's an idea: Let's Watch a Stripper Get Dressed

Here's an idea: Let's Watch a Stripper Get Dressed

I know I can get you riled up by taking my clothes off, one silky piece at a time, slowly but with a purpose. Now I'd like to see you get hot and bothered while I put them back on. Because I spent a long time picking out these clothes. I didn't just go to Macy's and grab the first thing that fit me; I looked at hundreds of pieces, in several different departments, before I found just what to take...
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Funny story: Blair Hospitalized with Salmonella & Athletes Foot After Being Pelted with Eggs and Smelly Trainers!

Blair Hospitalized with Salmonella & Athletes Foot After Being Pelted with Eggs and Smelly Trainers!

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair was described as "out of danger" but "still shitting his pants" after a book signing in Dublin got ugly and he was pelted with salmonella tainted eggs imported from the colonies and more than a few trainers infected...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney bangs em in, not goals, his over-excited, impatient "dick"!

Wayne Rooney bangs em in, not goals, his over-excited, impatient "dick"!

Wayne Rooney has revealed why he was so miserable in South Africa (it wasn't the vuvuzelas either), he didn't miss Coleen his pregnant wife, he missed his £1K a night Hooker! As the nation waited for Roon to perform in South Africa his mind and hi...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston To Go Topless In 'Wanderlust' Movie - Is It Too Late?

Jennifer Aniston To Go Topless In 'Wanderlust' Movie - Is It Too Late?

It's been pretty well publicised already that cute 'girl next door' Friends actress Jennifer Aniston is to go topless in the upcoming movie 'Wanderlust.' The real reason for ongoing debate seems to revolve around whether darling Jen has perhaps le...
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Funny story: Horrified Aishwarya Rai And Deepika Padukone In Nude Protest Demand To Know Where CJ Is

Horrified Aishwarya Rai And Deepika Padukone In Nude Protest Demand To Know Where CJ Is

Horrified Bollywood stars Aishwariya Rai and Deepika Padukone today made an urgent phone call to Skoob Entertainment News, supposedly whilst in the nude,demanding to know the whereabouts of missing Spoof supremo Colonel Juan, the one time Bolivian re...
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Funny story: Coleen McLoughlin leaves Wayne Rooney for ... me

Coleen McLoughlin leaves Wayne Rooney for ... me

I can reveal that £100,000-a-week Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney is furious that his childhood sweetheart and girlfriend Coleen McLoughlin has left him for me. Coleen is fed up with Rooney's lying and cheating and dalliances with prostitut...
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Funny story: The X-Factor - "Worst Audition In History" Ends With A Smack In The Face

The X-Factor - "Worst Audition In History" Ends With A Smack In The Face

Having been described as "the worst audition in the history of the X-Factor" by judge, Simon Cowbell, leery teen, Abbey Johnson punched her one time best friend Lisa Parker in the face. Putting the icing on the cake, so to speak. Doing a remarkabl...
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Funny story: Thomas the Tank Engine goes on Strike

Thomas the Tank Engine goes on Strike

It was another Monday morning in London Toy Town and Thomas the Tank Engine was all set to carry the miserable commuters to their work destinations. He was doing the underground shift this week. How he loved to travel through those dark tunnels where no one could see him picking up the workers with their interesting body odours. As he prepared himself for the day ahead, he noticed out of the...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Admits That She Has Fallen In Love With Her "Machete" Co-Star Danny Trejo

Lindsay Lohan Admits That She Has Fallen In Love With Her "Machete" Co-Star Danny Trejo

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan was sitting in her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills talking about the fantastic time she had filming the superhero satire/parody Machete. She said that it was great to get to work with such established and well-r...
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Funny story: Sigh of Relief

Sigh of Relief

When the school boy, wearing dull parched cobbled shoes, saw the glistening leather ‎boots of his classmate, the boy turned spellbound. ‎ After class, the same child, walking along with his parents, hand in hand, still kept his ‎head turned back to imbue his eyes with the last minute gleaming of the classmate's ‎leather boots. It was at these moments that the boy sighed i. e., he felt dejected...
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Funny story: Move My Hump - In the Style of Black Eyed Peas

Move My Hump - In the Style of Black Eyed Peas

To be performed by a San Francisco staging design team. Move My Hump What you gonna with all that junk? All that junk inside your house? "I'mon make, make you clean it out. Clean it out. Clean it out." What you gonna do with all that cash? All that cash inside your purse? "I'mon make, make, make you work. Make you work. Make you work. "And have you move my hump. My hump, m...
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Funny story: Attic Of 150-Year-Old House Allegedly "Scary As Hell!"

Attic Of 150-Year-Old House Allegedly "Scary As Hell!"

KEYPORT, NJ --- A 43-year-old man and his 29-year-old wife were ridiculed relentlessly by their children, ages 4, 3 and 2, because both were reticent about entering the attic of their new home without a flashlight and a semi-automatic weapon. "These old houses are spooky," stated Nicole Rosania, who managed to enter the attic alone after some chiding by her oldest daughter, who begins kinderg...
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Funny story: Bjork's Attempt to Steal Limelight from Barney Goes Horribly Wrong

Bjork's Attempt to Steal Limelight from Barney Goes Horribly Wrong

Recent photos of Bjork wearing what appears to be a completely crocheted purple jumpsuit with a cut-out belly that appears to have a panty-hose seam down the middle of it exposing a black bra underneath--you have to see it to believe it--are making t...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Let's It All Hang Out!

Miley Cyrus Let's It All Hang Out!

Saying that she is tired of being treated like a child, Miley Cyrus began dancing at a private party last night and stripped down to her bra and a thong, according to those who were at the party. Apparently realizing that the person throwing the p...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber: I'll Marry Kim Kardashian In Two Years!

Justin Bieber: I'll Marry Kim Kardashian In Two Years!

The past few weeks have seen 16-year-old Justin Bieber and 29-year-old Kim Kardashian cavorting in the Bahamas photo shoot that shows Kardashian in a see-through outfit. You've probably seen some of the pics already but a few saucy ones were pulle...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Fringe Expected To Make Full Recovery

Justin Bieber's Fringe Expected To Make Full Recovery

Following a near hairdressing catastrophe involving a collapsed fringe and a penchant for older, sexier women, Canadian born teen heart throb, Justin Bieber today announced that his fringe is expected to make a full recovery. Concerns were raised...
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Funny story: Americans Using Up Disproportionate Share of World's Noise

Americans Using Up Disproportionate Share of World's Noise

The inhabitants of the United States are using noise at a rate out of all proportion to their numbers. While Americans make up only about 5% of the world's population they are using over 30% of the noise each year. Lawnmowers, leaf blowers, weed whac...
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Funny story: The Police: Miniature Wehrmacht on manoeuvres in Wiltshire.

The Police: Miniature Wehrmacht on manoeuvres in Wiltshire.

Rural Wiltshire, England: A privately educated 57-year-old Lady nearing her pension age and bus pass, who has a degree in microbiology from Warwick University and works as a market researcher, has fallen victim to the tin-pot dictatorship of the Wil...
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