Funny story: Jason Derulo & Daric Rawr ridiculed at Australian comedy club

Jason Derulo & Daric Rawr ridiculed at Australian comedy club

Two very well recognized faces were spoofed at this evenings "Aspa Comedy Gathering" in Brisbaine Australia. The comedy gathering began, with Celebrity jokester Joan Rivers, being spoofed by Agatha Jeanine. After a hilarious round-up, of comical a...
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Funny story: Chris Moyles 'Its too much'

Chris Moyles 'Its too much'

Chris Moyles broke down in tears on Radio One this morning, claiming that it was all too much for him to take. Having launched a scathing attack on BBC Bosses yesterday in which he branded them 'Moronic Divs', the Disc-jockey told listeners that he '...
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Funny story: New Book: Titanic Sunk By Controlled Demolition

New Book: Titanic Sunk By Controlled Demolition

A new book being published this week says that the RMS Titanic, the largest ocean liner of its era, was sunk not by an iceberg but by a controlled demolition. The book, "Titanic Cover-Up: The Century Long Cover-up of The Twentieth Century's Greatest...
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Funny story: Jockstrap That Turns Into Gas Mask Hits Market

Jockstrap That Turns Into Gas Mask Hits Market

Caught in a disaster? You'd better hope you're wearing the Emergency Jockstrap. Simply unsnap the jockstrap, and slip it over your head. Dr. Elena Bodnar won an Ignoble Award for the invention last year, an annual tribute to scientific research t...
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Funny story: Steven Tyler Says That He Can Hardly Wait To Sit Next To His Sexy As Heck Fellow New American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez

Steven Tyler Says That He Can Hardly Wait To Sit Next To His Sexy As Heck Fellow New American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez

HOLLYWOOD - It is now finally official. Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez have signed their contracts and will join Randy "The Black Pitchy Dawg" Jackson as the second and third judges on the hit singing reality show American Idol. Tyler is of cours...
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Funny story: India outsources Commonwealth Games

India outsources Commonwealth Games

Your bank has probably outsourced its operations there, your phone company no doubt outsourced its customer services there too, and you might even notice that when you try to call your mother, she has outsourced herself, so that you now have a conver...
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Funny story: Holy Sh-t! Blockbuster Inc. Intends To File For Bankruptcy Protection! Who Knew?

Holy Sh-t! Blockbuster Inc. Intends To File For Bankruptcy Protection! Who Knew?

Holy sh-t! Blockbuster Inc. has announced its intent to file for bankruptcy. Big f--king shocker. Despite financial geniuses writing stories like Blockbuster, 25, Dies After Prolonged Illness and Trust Me: Blockbuster Video Is Dead, the financi...
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Funny story: Pope Resurrects Dark Age Deal

Pope Resurrects Dark Age Deal

Vatican City-- In an effort to increase funds in a slumping world economy the Vatican announced Thursday that it was reinstating the medieval practice of selling indulgences. An official statement released early yesterday morning cited the primary re...
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Funny story: "Sheikh Mansour set to build Manchester City Airport"

"Sheikh Mansour set to build Manchester City Airport"

Considering the amount of time Manchester City scouts search for new foreign players; as well as how often the pampered players need to run home for brownies and tea after another loss; as well as how often Sheikh Mansour comes to see a match, it com...
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Funny story: Mancini going to sell a player. Yes, you are reading this right.

Mancini going to sell a player. Yes, you are reading this right.

Shocking times at the City of Manchester Stadium as City boss Roberto Mancini plans to sell goalkeeping legend Shay Given. The Irish goalkeeper is thought to be ready to leave Manchester via the M56, head down onto the M6 and leave behind Mancini'...
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Funny story: Ahmedinejad accuses America of 9/11 to save Israel. Bush just wanted to save game.

Ahmedinejad accuses America of 9/11 to save Israel. Bush just wanted to save game.

News just in! President Ahmedinejad was recently let out of the small little metaphoric box of Iran to speak to the United Nations. In an address to all nations, Ahmedinejad offered many criticisms. He claims that 9/11 was staged for the Royal Var...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart gets vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons face ripped to shreds in unrelated incident.

Kristen Stewart gets vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons face ripped to shreds in unrelated incident.

Kristen Stewart, star of films and stuff, had some diamond shizzle glued to her dizzle, like all the other girls are doing of late, while she was on the set of her new movie in New Orleans. According to one source, as filming wrapped for the day,...
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Funny story: I'm OK, You're OK Philosophy No Longer OK

I'm OK, You're OK Philosophy No Longer OK

Psychologists have been following disturbing trends developing from a self help philosophy from the 1980's called Transactional Analysis. TA is based upon a consciousness growth bestseller book entitled "I'm OK, you're OK". Written by Thomas A. Harris MD, it was a book whose primary message was to base all relationships on the premise that everyone is OK just the way they are without any...
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Funny story: Google Flags Itself As Hosting Malware. (Warning: Reading this story may harm your computer!)

Google Flags Itself As Hosting Malware. (Warning: Reading this story may harm your computer!)

Warning: Visiting this Site may harm your computer! This is the message millions of too-stupid-to-figure-out-Firefox Google users are getting, and it serves to prove that Google's anti-malware software is more ambitious than it is effective. "T...
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Funny story: French Scrubbers (cleaning ladies, naughty!) turned into gang of thieves using their Hoovers!

French Scrubbers (cleaning ladies, naughty!) turned into gang of thieves using their Hoovers!

A team of cleaning ladies in France sick to death of their pay and conditions decided to start robbing supermarket and shop tills using an ingenious invention, their Hoovers. They did a series of day-light robberies dressed in aprons and masking t...
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Funny story: Outrageous Miliband rumour could well be true

Outrageous Miliband rumour could well be true

The rumour is outrageous but it could possibly be true. That's what Top tories are saying tonight. The word round the House of Commons has it that a terrible deception has been carried out, and the Tory dogs of political war want the world to know...
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Funny story: Heston Blumenthal cooks himself in quest for culinary glory.

Heston Blumenthal cooks himself in quest for culinary glory.

Culinary wizard Heston Blumenthal is once again pushing the boundaries of taste, decency and ideas of what can be considered 'food' by becoming the first chef to cook himself on television. 'I always aim to do something that nobody else has done...
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Funny story: Commonwealth Games to be held on Nintendo Wii instead

Commonwealth Games to be held on Nintendo Wii instead

Following concerns of the condition of the Sports Arenas in New Delhi, the Commonwealth Games have officially been relocated away from New Delhi's Sporting Centre... and moved to a large conference hall in the city's CBD. Despite heavy monsoon rai...
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Funny story: Casey Affleck: Schwarzenegger's political career is a satirical hoax

Casey Affleck: Schwarzenegger's political career is a satirical hoax

Just days after admitting his Joaquin Phoenix documentary was a hoax, director Casey Affleck has sensationally revealed the political career of Arnold Schwarzenegger was also a satirical prank. Affleck, recently voted "America's 4th favourite Affl...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"

Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"

HOLLYWOOD - The Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato, both noted directors and producers, have just announced that they will soon be traveling to Sighisoara, Transylvania, to film their next motion picture entitled The Revenge of The Vajazzled...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Announces Shocking Career Move!

Justin Bieber Announces Shocking Career Move!

Justin Bieber today announced plans for a startling career move away from the music industry and into the Application Development Department of technology giant Apple (the firm responsible for the 2009 epidemic of ear disease in youths, which spread...
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Funny story: Liverpool FC change squad following embarrassing loss to Northampton

Liverpool FC change squad following embarrassing loss to Northampton

Following an embarrassing defeat in penalties to a lower League side, Liverpool FC have joined local rivals Everton FC in expressing the need to "shake up the squad". In a sensational move by current owners Hicks and Gillett, Roy Hodgson has been...
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Funny story: Trapped homosexual miner tells rescue workers to leave them alone

Trapped homosexual miner tells rescue workers to leave them alone

A homosexual miner trapped in a confined space with 32 other men has pleaded with rescue workers to stop their digging and leave them alone. The miner, Andres Forme, rejected claims that the men should be rescued and return to their "sham marriage...
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Funny story: New Call Centres to Open

New Call Centres to Open

In a measure to further reduce the unemployment rate, George Osbourne has announced that the UK will be opening brand new call centres for all small businesses. The Shadow Chancellor was quoted as saying "We're going to be opening brand new, state...
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Funny story: Survivor Nicaragua: Snails, Alligator Shoes, and Gay Accusations

Survivor Nicaragua: Snails, Alligator Shoes, and Gay Accusations

SAN JUAN DEL SUR, Nicaragua - Jill Behm of Pennsylvania and ex-Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson offer South Dakota's Holly Hoffman some of their lovely, nutritious snails. Holly goes ballistic. The 44-year-old Hoffman starts yelling, shouting, a...
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Funny story: Mother Teresa's underwear found in Popemobile

Mother Teresa's underwear found in Popemobile

There was rejoicing throughout the Catholic Church yesterday when it was announced that a pair of knickers belonging to the late Mother Teresa had been found in the glove box of the Popemobile. It is thought that they were left there following an...
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Funny story: Artistic differences almost prevented release of New Testament

Artistic differences almost prevented release of New Testament

New documentary evidence suggests that artistic differences and fierce legal wrangles almost prevented the release of The New Testament. The documents, long hidden by The Norwich Illuminati, reveal that the book, recently voted the third best sequ...
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Funny story: Large hard on collider shocks scientists

Large hard on collider shocks scientists

Physicists working in Switzerland came across a new phenomenon today, which wasn't predicted by existing theories. Colliding protons were seen to create paired particles, which moved around in unison for no apparent reason. Perhaps predictably, t...
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Funny story: The final proof that aliens have been here

The final proof that aliens have been here

As Millions watched The X Factor, the Contestant who claimed she was a singer was in fact a alien. Simon failed to notice that aliens find it impossible to sing. They can grunt and make noises that they think is English and they think that by dre...
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Funny story: Ishy! Cocky! Pooh! Pooh! GOP Pledge to America

Ishy! Cocky! Pooh! Pooh! GOP Pledge to America

It was a festive gathering yesterday as the GOP announced their Pledge to America. "This is a four point program," Congressman John Boehner stated proudly. "It is Ishy!" The assembled crowd of legislators roared in approval! "It is Cocky,"...
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Funny story: Secret deal made for Paris Hiltons release in Japan

Secret deal made for Paris Hiltons release in Japan

It has been revealed by a top Japanese officials that the Columbian Cartel paid a two million dollar ransom to Japan for the release of Paris Hilton. An unidentified Cartel member says it was money well spent. "We make tons of money from her,...
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Funny story: London 2012 sponsors Commonwealth Games

London 2012 sponsors Commonwealth Games

There has been more than just a few leaks in the accommodation at the Delhi Commonwealth games. The organisers have faced strong criticism after stories and pictures of incomplete and unsatisfactory building work at the athletes residence. Pictures...
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Funny story: Small Business Profile: Morsie's Beachfront Yacht Club

Small Business Profile: Morsie's Beachfront Yacht Club

Starting with a piece of contaminated marsh land and a bankrupted South Carolina marina, Jean Paul Morsie, owner of Morsie's Beachfront Yacht Club, now enjoys the success of one of today's hottest ocean front bar and restaurant destinations. With...
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Funny story: Ashton "The Cheater" Kutcher, Proves That He's Just Like Jesse "The Cheater" James, But Without The Silly-Looking Tattoos

Ashton "The Cheater" Kutcher, Proves That He's Just Like Jesse "The Cheater" James, But Without The Silly-Looking Tattoos

BEVERLY HILLS - Ashton Kutcher, who is the boy-toy husband of actress Demi Moore, was in Beverly Hills sitting in Mr. FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon. He was asked by a client in the next chair if it was true that he was cheating on his wife. As...
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Funny story: Brazen Lithuanian squatters occupy another house.

Brazen Lithuanian squatters occupy another house.

In a disturbing new trend, Lithuanian squatters are moving into people's houses while they are out. Having just arrived in the UK and deciding that they can't wait the usual 24 hours to be housed by a local council, the Lithuanians are heading for...
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Funny story: Hooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici to post Beckham sex video!

Hooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici to post Beckham sex video!

New York - (Subpoena That! Mess): The 26 year-old brunette's video of a three-in-a-bed romp with LA Galaxy star David Beckham is to debut on the YouBoob! channel. The footage has been described as a bit granny - er...grainy! - because of problems...
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Funny story: David Beckham denies dalliance with Irma La douche bag

David Beckham denies dalliance with Irma La douche bag

David Beckham is suing a magazine over allegations that he had paid a flibbertigibbet to fornicate with him in the Big Apple. Representatives of the football star have released a statement that said simply, "Shut your dirty mouth and go back to your...
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Funny story: Vatican Banks taken over by Northern Rock

Vatican Banks taken over by Northern Rock

After days of extremely tense negotiations, the Vatican City bank has finally been taken over... by Northern Rock. The British based bank, notorious for going bankrupt in 2008, is back on the market having completed a new deal to take ownership of...
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Funny story: Vince Cable is an Oompah Loompah!

Vince Cable is an Oompah Loompah!

A contributing writer to "TheSpoof.com" has compared the lyrics from an oompah loompah song to Vince Cables impassioned speech, in an attempt to find parallels where he could twist the two disparate strands into one humorous chord. The first line started as all ompah loompah songs do, 'OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO', so the spoof writer decided he would keep all of these in so as to make it recogn...
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Funny story: Kate Middelton's boob job disaster: William feels real tit

Kate Middelton's boob job disaster: William feels real tit

Kate Middleton, encouraged by Prince William, has undergone breast enlargement, but the operation has turned her into a freak. She now has a large breast on each of the cheeks of her bottom. In order to prevent the British tabloids learning of the...
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Funny story: Deaths Put Damper on Hell, Michigan World Record Funeral Procession

Deaths Put Damper on Hell, Michigan World Record Funeral Procession

A car club in Hell, Michigan known as 'Just Hearse'N Around' failed to get enough hearses together to beat the world record for world's longest funeral procession. It was determined that around 50 hearses were needed to break the record, but due to c...
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Funny story: Hunters Shoot Goose during Beach Church Service

Hunters Shoot Goose during Beach Church Service

The rector of a Massachusetts Church holding morning services at the beach said two hunters nearby shot a goose dead in front of his followers just as he was giving a sermon to the children on why it is important to respect all God's creatures. The h...
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Funny story: Vajazzle: The New Vagina Or Vuvuzela?

Vajazzle: The New Vagina Or Vuvuzela?

A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com became confused, then disorientated this morning, when, after logging-on to the site, he became aware of a new word that he hadn't happened upon before - vajazzle. The man - me - noticed the word in...
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Funny story: White House - "Economy Is Fantastically Boom-a-licious"

White House - "Economy Is Fantastically Boom-a-licious"

WASHINGTON, DC - Press Secretary Robert Gibbs reminded Americans of the economic paradise that this administration has brought to 99% of families living in the United States (legally or otherwise). "You should be grateful you're not forced to speak G...
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Funny story: Wienerschnitzel Pays College Men for Ad Space on Crotches

Wienerschnitzel Pays College Men for Ad Space on Crotches

EL CENTRO, CA - Owner, founder, and CEO of Wienerschnitzel John Galardi announced today that the fast-food company will begin paying well-hung male college students $1,000 each to hand out condoms while wearing Speedos with various slogans emblazoned...
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Funny story: BlackBerry 'Baby' May Arrive Early

BlackBerry 'Baby' May Arrive Early

Stand by for a premature birth! There's a rumor that the BlackBerry computer tablet (the expected name is BlackPad, although it could possibly be SurfBook) will be presented next week in San Francisco at a Research in Motion (that's the BlackBerry c...
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Funny story: Male Gay Community Verklempt over Cher Leaving Vegas Act

Male Gay Community Verklempt over Cher Leaving Vegas Act

Cher announced today that her fabulous 3-year run at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas is almost at a close, and you could almost hear teeth biting bare knuckles as gay men all over the world reacted horribly to the news. "Oh my gawd," exclaimed Javier...
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Funny story: Man Opens ATM with Can Opener, Steals ATM, Leaves Cash

Man Opens ATM with Can Opener, Steals ATM, Leaves Cash

A Wisconsin man opened up a local bank's ATM with a can opener, pulled out the cash and put it on the ground and then rode away with the ATM on the back of his pickup truck. "I was shocked when I saw it on the security video", said the bank manage...
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Funny story: The truth behind the sinking of the Titanic

The truth behind the sinking of the Titanic

Claims made in a new book have, finally, shed light on the sequence of events which lead to the loss of the Titanic and 1,517 souls. The book, 'Port, You Dozey Fucker, Port: The Loss Of The Titanic', reveals secrets which have remained buried for...
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Funny story: Liverpool Blame Defeat On Poor State Of Boots

Liverpool Blame Defeat On Poor State Of Boots

Liverpool FC, the once-proud Merseyside giants with a wealth of both domestic and European success, were last night brought down to earth by unfancied Northampton Town, who beat the Reds in their third-round Carling Cup-tie at Anfield after a penalty...
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Funny story: Missing Credit Billions Found Under Boy's Bed

Missing Credit Billions Found Under Boy's Bed

Billions of pounds of supposedly lost taxpayers' money has been found under the bed of a child in Stoke-on-Trent. The money, almost £158billion, was discovered by a woman hoovering her son's bedroom on Sunday morning. Britain, like most of the...
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Funny story: Iraqi And Afghan Troops To Start Leaving US?

Iraqi And Afghan Troops To Start Leaving US?

Sources in Baghdad and Kabul are saying that Iraqi and Afghan troops stationed in the US may well start to leave the country as early as next Spring. There are thought to be as many as 250,000 active operatives spread far and wide across the US, m...
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Funny story: Manchester City take a £2million gamble on unborn fetus

Manchester City take a £2million gamble on unborn fetus

Manchester City have unveiled the latest signing in their seemingly unending spending spree after splashing out £2 million on an unborn fetus. Although the player couldn't be there personally, due to it being enveloped in its mother's womb, the cl...
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Funny story: Ron Atkinson: Chinese genocide comment taken out of context

Ron Atkinson: Chinese genocide comment taken out of context

Former manager and pundit Ron Atkinson is once again at the centre of racial controversy after making comments advocating the genocide of Chinese citizens. The comments, which Atkinson made after he believed the microphone had been switched off, s...
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