Funny story: New Yemenese Printer Catridges Run Out of Explosives Too Quickly, Say Customers

New Yemenese Printer Catridges Run Out of Explosives Too Quickly, Say Customers

Angry picketers demonstrating outside of a Holmdel, NJ Best Buy echoed the sentiment of most users of the new Yemenese printer cartridges: The explosives run out too quickly. "This is bullsh-t," said white-supremacist Ivan Tadooya, who purchased a...
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Funny story: How to Fail At Package Bombing: Send It From Yemen

How to Fail At Package Bombing: Send It From Yemen

Law enforcement officers across the planet are laughing their asses off at the terrorists ridiculously ineffective plot to bomb a Midwest synagogue that was thwarted this day. Terrorists, who obviously received a public school education, weaponize...
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Funny story: Chilean Miners vow to return to underground captivity rather than face Khloe Kardashian

Chilean Miners vow to return to underground captivity rather than face Khloe Kardashian

The 33 Chilean miners have vowed unanimously to return to their underground entrapment rather than face Khloe Kardashian. Khloe--ever on the lookout for a means of self-promotion-- had scheduled a trip to Chile where, according to her publicist,...
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Funny story: A Welshman's Guide to Welsh Slang

A Welshman's Guide to Welsh Slang

In Wales, you'll need about 15 words to get by. Many are slang. Here's just a few you can use to successfully blend in. Why not buy a Welsh flag and a T-shirt with Cymru imprinted on it? 1) Poppity ping: use this one at McDonalds if your sandwich ever gets cold. Slang for microwave "Can I put the sandwich in the poppity ping?" 2) Boyo: Use this one if you want to express feelings of imme...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Estate Announces Plan to Buy Paul the Octopus's Carcass

Michael Jackson's Estate Announces Plan to Buy Paul the Octopus's Carcass

As part of a fund raising effort the estate of Michael Jackson announced this week a plan to purchase the remains of celebrated animal psychic, Paul the Octopus. Rumors suggest the plan also involves quickly selling the carcass for profit, either at...
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Funny story: "Paul the Octopus Scholarship Fund" Established by His Estate

"Paul the Octopus Scholarship Fund" Established by His Estate

The estate of Paul the Octopus has announced the creation of The Paul the Octopus Scholarship Fund for Psychic Marine Animal Research, effective immediately. Students will be selected based on three criteria: 1) Need 2) How badly do they "wa...
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Funny story: New York Yankees in negotiations to purchase every American League franchise

New York Yankees in negotiations to purchase every American League franchise

Hank Steinbrenner confirmed today that the New York Yankees were negotioating the purchase of every single American League Franchsise. "After failing to win a championship this year-or even the American League pennant-we have concluded that our s...
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Funny story: Jackass Movies Inc Is Suing New Smartass Movie Producers

Jackass Movies Inc Is Suing New Smartass Movie Producers

The makers of Jackass, after their recent hit 'Jackass 3' in 3D have launched a suit against a new group that are planning a "Smartass 3D" movie scheduled for release next Spring. "We have just as much right to make this movie as the Jackass crew...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Rushed To Hospital With Finger Up Her Ass!

Paris Hilton Rushed To Hospital With Finger Up Her Ass!

"I guess I deserve this after having other people take the blame for some drugs I've had but this has to be the worst thing that has ever happened to me", Paris Hilton allegedly told her attorney to tell the 'West Coast Post'! We honestly never th...
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Funny story: Wagner revels more than expected

Wagner revels more than expected

X-Factor's very own Wagner is said to have promised a nude photo shoot if he wins the UK talent show. When asked "What would it be like for you to win the show?" Wagner answered "It would mean everything, and if I win, I shall pose naked for you"...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Eight-Hour Romp With Samantha Ronson!

Christina Aguilera's Eight-Hour Romp With Samantha Ronson!

Former Linsay Lohan partner, Samantha Ronson was spotted leaving the home of Christina Aguilera by the press after being tipped off by Christina's estranged husband, Jordan Bratman. "This is no place for our son to grow up. Those two were in there...
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Funny story: Bieber brakes the news!

Bieber brakes the news!

Many Justin Bieber fans were in shock when he opened his sexuality to the public. 16 year old heart throb answered to a magazine "Coming out about becoming gay was the best thing i have ever done! I feel so relaxed now!" A lot of young girls were...
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Funny story: O'Donnell: "Yes, I did have a one-night stand! It was with myself!"

O'Donnell: "Yes, I did have a one-night stand! It was with myself!"

Christine O'Donnell called a press conference today to vehemently deny the rumors sweeping the web that a man had claimed he had a one night stand with her. "Not true and a bold face lie," shouted O'Donnell. She continued, "Yes, I am not a perfec...
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Funny story: Satirical Website Declares Halloween 'Welsh Day'

Satirical Website Declares Halloween 'Welsh Day'

Internationally disowned satirical website www.TheSpoof.com has made the groundbreaking decision to designate the 31st of October - Halloween - as 'Welsh Day.' Site administrator Charles Laughton (who played Quasimodo in 'The Hunchback Of Notre Da...
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Funny story: Arizona teacher fired for helping students learn

Arizona teacher fired for helping students learn

Arizona perennially ranks at or near the very bottom in national evaluations of state education. With another recent study showing Arizona to be 49th out of the 50 states in terms of education, we decided to look into what the problem is in "The Gran...
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Funny story: Local Man In Halloween Booze Fuelled Shopping Horror

Local Man In Halloween Booze Fuelled Shopping Horror

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock got the fright of his life today when in a moment of abject boredom he decided to pop up the local shops for a few dozen cans of strong Belgian lager to see him through Halloween, and which hopefully will last him beyond...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Latest Hooker Christina Walsh To Appear On His Sit-Com 'Two And A Half Men'

Charlie Sheen's Latest Hooker Christina Walsh To Appear On His Sit-Com 'Two And A Half Men'

HOLLYWOOD - The latest in a long, long, long line of Charlie Sheen hookers has agreed to make a guest appearance on his hit comedy show Two And A Half Men. An executive with the sit com said that Sheen convinced Christina Walsh, aka Capri Anderson...
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Funny story: US Halloween and UK Halloween are not the same Halloween, scary!

US Halloween and UK Halloween are not the same Halloween, scary!

The US are stark raving bonkers about Halloween and hoped, like every other sickness they export, that it would catch on back in the "Old World" with their main allies the UK. The UK normally are first to adopt everything that the US throws at the...
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Funny story: Katie Price still loves Pete!

Katie Price still loves Pete!

Katie Price (32) clearly still has feelings for Peter Andre if her latest autobiography is anything to go by. In it she offers up a toe curling dedication that must have her husband (Reid) wondering why the fuck he's still around. The dedication (...
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Funny story: Chicharito Spotted With Pixie Lott At The Sheriff of Nottingham Restaurant In Manchester's Piccadilly Gardens

Chicharito Spotted With Pixie Lott At The Sheriff of Nottingham Restaurant In Manchester's Piccadilly Gardens

MANCHESTER - Javier Hernandez Balcazar, alias Chicharito, was reportedly seen at the swank Sheriff of Nottingham Restaurant in Piccadilly Gardens in the company of the gorgeously sexy singer, dancer, actress Pixie Lott. An unnamed source said that...
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Funny story: GOP Tea Party Suck and Blow Reduce Deficit by Cutting Taxes

GOP Tea Party Suck and Blow Reduce Deficit by Cutting Taxes

George H W Bush said "Read my lips, no new taxes." When George H W Bush then raised taxes he was shown the door. This was a lesson not lost on his son George W Bush. George W Bush realized that cutting taxes was the road to political victory no matte...
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Funny story: Photoshopped X-Factor Orgy Poster Is Best Seller (Warning: Contains Unadulterated Filth)

Photoshopped X-Factor Orgy Poster Is Best Seller (Warning: Contains Unadulterated Filth)

Local kebab and pizza entrepreneur Ali Bullo today announced that a photoshopped X-Factor orgy poster is flying off the shelves at £5 a pop from local kebab and burger vans. The glossy 6x3 poster, cunningly put together by Ali's half Welsh cousin...
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Funny story: Thai Police Close To Solving Scaffolding Collapse Riddle

Thai Police Close To Solving Scaffolding Collapse Riddle

Police investigating the collapse of scaffolding outside a shopping complex in Bangkok, which resulted in the deaths of two construction workers, say the case should be an easy one to solve, and that they are expecting their palms to be greased soon.
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Funny story: Gay Man Wants To Bend Wayne Rooney Over A Table And Teach Him A Lesson

Gay Man Wants To Bend Wayne Rooney Over A Table And Teach Him A Lesson

Gay Manchester United fan Larry Sabu, 20, has told friends that, if he were Sir Alex Ferguson, he wouldn't take any more of Wayne Rooney's lip, and that he would teach him a lesson by bending him over the edge of a table and giving him "a damned good...
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Funny story: Taylor Momsen Did Not Shoot XXX Lesbian Carpet Munching Scene With X-Factor's Katie Waissel

Taylor Momsen Did Not Shoot XXX Lesbian Carpet Munching Scene With X-Factor's Katie Waissel

Hollywood - Pretty Reckless singer Taylor Momsen unleashed yet another foul mouthed tirade at reporters and paparazzi here today when she was asked to confirm or deny the existence of an XXX rated DVD featuring her and Katie Waissel off the X-Factor...
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Funny story: "It's Cool To Be Bored" Says Woman With Big Tits

"It's Cool To Be Bored" Says Woman With Big Tits

A woman whose profile describes herself as having 'lovely big tits' today announced on an internet social networking website that it is cool to be bored. In a radical departure from social norms, the woman described how she was sick and tired of r...
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Funny story: Dot Comm a Major Economic Force

Dot Comm a Major Economic Force

Forget cats in wheelie bins and Brown floored by a so-called bigot, the country now has the outstanding woman of the century - the fantastic Dot Comm. Dorothy, or Dot to all her friends, might be considered an ordinary housewife. She looks after h...
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Funny story: Cameron's Great Victory

Cameron's Great Victory

After the famous victory at Dunkirk and the amazing passage through the first round of the World Cup in South Africa, it was difficult for Prime Minister, David Cameron to come any where near these great epic events. But he has done it. The victor...
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Funny story: Time Traveling Spoof Writers Discovered in 1928 Chaplin Film

Time Traveling Spoof Writers Discovered in 1928 Chaplin Film

Initially discovered in a film image of a man who appeared to be using a cell phone, additional discoveries were made in the 1928 Chaplin film that raise further suspicion of actual time travel having occurred. As one scene of the movie shows Cha...
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Funny story: City In Audacious Bid To Sign Chicharito

City In Audacious Bid To Sign Chicharito

Manchester - just after opening time - Word on the street here in Cottonopolis is that Sheikh Mansur has instructed Roberto 'Boom Boom' Mancini (who apparently once boxed at Madison Square Garden but didn't write the 'Pink Panther' theme music) to si...
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Funny story: Girl's Prosthetic Leg Kicks Mugger's Arse

Girl's Prosthetic Leg Kicks Mugger's Arse

Seventeen year old Amanda Punter was caught a bit off guard yesterday on her way to her normal school bus stop, when a mugger approached her and demanded her purse and computer bag. Amanda, a farm accident victim with the latest in prosthetic leg te...
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Funny story: Mariah Carey Pregnant with Baby Girl

Mariah Carey Pregnant with Baby Girl

While Carey's partner Nick Cannon reportedly hoped to pack enough firepower in his love muscle to create a boy, the stronger swimmers in the Carey canal were in fact female. Though ten years younger than Carey and supposedly the man of the house,...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus's Tattoos Push Limits of Kid Friendly Contract

Miley Cyrus's Tattoos Push Limits of Kid Friendly Contract

Seen with a full tattoo sleeve on her arm, in addition to existing ear and chest tattoos, the 17 year old Cyrus is starting to show the trailer trash side of her personality and also pushing the boundaries of her existing contract with two kid centri...
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Funny story: Wagner Carrilho To Survive This Week's X-Factor

Wagner Carrilho To Survive This Week's X-Factor

X-Factor insiders today revealed exclusively to Skoob Entertainment News that Wagner Carillho will survive this week's vote off. And that it won't be fixed. Even though the karate kicking Brazilian pony tailed eccentric can't sing or dance or r...
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Funny story: Public service announcement: New US Internet Scam Targets Spoofers!

Public service announcement: New US Internet Scam Targets Spoofers!

There is a new internet scam originating in the United States that is now targeting gullible Spoofers and as the designated Spoof Investigator I am taking this opportunity to put all of my fellow writers on FULL ALERT to fend off the nefarious scheme. I was alerted to the scheme after being forwarded the enclosed e-mail by Canadian Spoofer/Proctologist Victor Nicholas who was unable to verify i...
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Funny story: Miss Britain To Miss Out?

Miss Britain To Miss Out?

Missy Misteltoe, the mischievous mischief maker from Mistley in Essex used to misplace miscellany in Miss Selfridge's, before being mistaken for the lead singer of Mis-Teeq, and deciding to enter Miss Essex. From here, her career rocketed like a miss...
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Funny story: Jordan Still Loves Pete (And The Daily Star)

Jordan Still Loves Pete (And The Daily Star)

Becoming increasingly desperate for a headline grabbing news story, as the X-Factor dominates the red tops with Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd stories, Katie Price aka Jordan has returned to the ample bosom of the Daily Star by declaring her undying lo...
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Funny story: Dorothy Comm applies for a name change

Dorothy Comm applies for a name change

Dorothy Comm of West Sutton has applied to change her name by deed poll as she is fed up of hearing her name mentioned in just about every advert on television and radio. "It has got ridiculous in recent months," said Dot. "It was bad enough after...
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Funny story: Deceased MI6 cryptographer Williams sighted on oligarch's Caribbean yacht

Deceased MI6 cryptographer Williams sighted on oligarch's Caribbean yacht

Barbados - (Gobsmacked): The 'natural causes' coroner's report on Gareth Williams RIP was always expected, the head of MI6 said today. His sudden reappearance on board a former Gazprom exec's ocean going gin palace 'must be a mirage or optical ill...
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Funny story: Al Qaida Announces Plans To Send Money To Afghanistan

Al Qaida Announces Plans To Send Money To Afghanistan

The following top-secret message, which was sent by Osama bin Laden to his followers, has been intercepted: It has come to our attention that Iran is sending cash to the government of Hamid Karzai in Afghanistan. We have decided to do the same because the Karzai government fits in perfectly with our plans. The goal of al Qaida is to enlist all Muslims in a worldwide jihad against the Unite...
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Funny story: MI6 Chief Speaks Out

MI6 Chief Speaks Out

MI6 Chief John Sawers revealed all to an audience of select voyeurs as he performed the Full Monty to gasps of excitement. 'Now you have my secrets' he declared 'a miserable prick but does size really matter? I know these Spam emails continually t...
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Funny story: The Ashes - Strauss Goes To War

The Ashes - Strauss Goes To War

In good taste or not, England cricket skipper Andrew Strauss's comments about the Ashes being war have to be taken seriously. As the England time fly out to Australia to try to retain the Ashes over there for the first time in, ooh, yonks, observe...
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Funny story: Obama goes on Hannah Montana

Obama goes on Hannah Montana

With the Mid-term elections only days away, the President of America has appealed to his loyal American subjects: through the medium of Disney television. The President was the first president to degrade himself like that since President Roosevelt...
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Funny story: Coleen Rooney Bosom Extent - Day 3: EU Compromise

Coleen Rooney Bosom Extent - Day 3: EU Compromise

An uneasy compromise was reached between UK authorities and the European Union yesterday over the extent of Coleen Rooney's bosom. Following the publication of pictures of the Rooneys on holiday in Dubai, speculation about whether Coleen's breasts...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Cures Boredom with Surprising Affair

Angelina Jolie Cures Boredom with Surprising Affair

Movie star Angelina Jolie is bored with her relationship with Brad Pitt, according to a new report in Slur Magazine. Here is an excerpt: "Angelina's bored to death," says an unnamed source. "She craves excitement and new things, and Brad's more o...
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Funny story: Vivian's Way

Vivian's Way

NEW YORK (AP) - NPR chief, Vivian Schiller, denied that there was anything "mafia-like" in her firing of news man, Juan Williams. "We run a legitimate business here at NPR." When asked why she was not prepared to meet Juan Williams in person w...
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Funny story: Chicago Shortage of Fish & Newspapers as Emanuel Sends Messages to Rivals!

Chicago Shortage of Fish & Newspapers as Emanuel Sends Messages to Rivals!

Fish mongers couldn't keep up with demand it was noted today, and issues of the Chicago Tribune were hard to find as Mayoral Candidate Rahm Emanuel continues to send out 'personal gift wrapped messages' to all those intent on opposing him in the up...
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