Funny story: Top ranked writer for web site "The Spoof" institutionalized

Top ranked writer for web site "The Spoof" institutionalized

"Bureau" the number one ranked writer for the bizarre web site "The Spoof" has been taken into protective custody by mental health officials at the "Twisted Path" sanitarium.  "We took him into custody for his own protection and well-being" confir...
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Funny story: Sean Penn Now Turns On Obama Calling Him Another Bush

Sean Penn Now Turns On Obama Calling Him Another Bush

Sean Penn the actor who took out a huge ad in the Washington Post several years ago that addressed the Bush doctrines, especially of sending so many young men and women into a war that would not prevent terrorism, has promised to do the very same to...
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Funny story: Deaf, dumb and blind kid is hopeless at pinball

Deaf, dumb and blind kid is hopeless at pinball

A 12 year old boy from Romford who is deaf, dumb and blind came a disappointing last in the annual Essex under 18's ParaPinball Championship. Robert Dultry entered the competition hoping to emulate the achievements of the character from the rock o...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Writes About Her Life, Loves, Lautner & Lack Of Boobs!

Taylor Swift Writes About Her Life, Loves, Lautner & Lack Of Boobs!

Singer Taylor Swift told reporters yesterday in Nashville, where she is recording her latest album, that all the songs she writes are about her own life, loves and lack of boobs. "In fact, that's the name of my new album, "Life, Love, Lautner &...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Accused Of Slapping Instructor At Anger-Management Clinic!

Mel Gibson Accused Of Slapping Instructor At Anger-Management Clinic!

Patriot Mel Gibson has been asked to leave the Ann Bloomingfield's Clinic in Los Angeles after he apparently slapped an instructor there yesterday, according to the "West Coast Post". Mel will not be sued or taken to court over the incident but he...
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Funny story: Brand new GCSE paper

Brand new GCSE paper

In relation to Satirical Article concerning GCSE exams. 17 hour exam. 1) Describe the term racism. [ ] Having a different behaviour against another person. 2) What are the Christian teaching on Christianity? (36) Christianity was _____. [Good] 3) With the use of illustrations (pictures), discuss how Christians view the idea of Christmas. Make particular reference to what you...
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Funny story: GCSE's getting easier

GCSE's getting easier

Following a pass rate of 800.C%, examiners are concerned that exams are STILL too easy. So they're dumbing them down to provide for the lower echelons of society. Satirical writer Masterchev was the first to cotton on to this new idea following a...
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Funny story: How to Survive Overseas for Idiots (namely, you)

How to Survive Overseas for Idiots (namely, you)

Never go outside at night, its when the bogeyman roams and witches eat children who stay up too late and werewolves come out Suggestions are italicized. -The airplane has taken off, you're flying, and... The plane starts to shake. Turbulence gets worse, and then the plane is plummeting towards earth. When this happens, go to the bathroom, you never know when you'll get a chance to do so on t...
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Funny story: Michael McIntyre Isn't Chinese - And That's Official

Michael McIntyre Isn't Chinese - And That's Official

Stand up comic Michael McIntyre last night confirmed on the Paul O'Grady Show that he is not actually half Chinese or Japanese. Contrary to rumours circulated by stupid, dumb assed step daughters who believe everything they read on the internet.
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Funny story: Biden winks, tells waitress "I'll show you what's too big to fail"

Biden winks, tells waitress "I'll show you what's too big to fail"

ALEXANDRIA, VA - Vice President Joe Biden has once again drawn the ire of political foes and women's groups after he allegedly harassed a Northern Virginia cocktail waitress over the weekend, referring to his genitalia as "too big to fail." The...
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Funny story: Ashley Cole rivals announced

Ashley Cole rivals announced

Ashley Cole has released a hasty press release after watching the live coverage of the X Factor. Cole, 29 of a homeless shelter near Chelsea's Surrey training ground has been following his estranged wifes progress on the hit Simon Cowell-founded s...
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Funny story: Supreme Court issues injunction against David Caruso and producers of "CSI Miami"

Supreme Court issues injunction against David Caruso and producers of "CSI Miami"

In an unusual move, the Supreme Court today issued an injunction against the producers of CSI Miami and it's star actor, David Caruso,  prohibiting Mr. Caruso from "further expressions of extreme over-acting and gross overly melodramatic theatrical r...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Goes MENTAL As Deranged Fan Asks If He Has Moobs

Simon Cowell Goes MENTAL As Deranged Fan Asks If He Has Moobs

Reports coming in indicate that Simon Cowell went stark raving mental last night as deranged X-Factor fan and tea and biscuits afficionado Jesus Budda approached him as he was on his way to the X-Factor and asked him if he has moobs. Moobs - other...
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Funny story: Sarkozy discovers fuel alternative

Sarkozy discovers fuel alternative

Amid reports that France only has a measly ten days worth of fuel left, it comes as no surprise that the French Premier has discovered an alternative means to powering cars in France. Sarkozy is now dishing out "USB Powerpoints" which will power h...
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Funny story: Gay Man Goes For A "Wank" In Children's Playground

Gay Man Goes For A "Wank" In Children's Playground

It all started off peacefully enough, but by the time nightfall arrived, an unlucky New Mexico gay man had experienced one of the worst days of his life, after a slip of the tongue almost cost him dearly. Larry Sabu, 20, an unemployed homosexual f...
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Funny story: Nun's Steeplechase becomes New Olympic Sport

Nun's Steeplechase becomes New Olympic Sport

The popular Irish Nun's Steeplechase which has taken place in Ireland for the past 200 years has finally been accepted as an Olympic Sport. The Chairman of the Olympics Committee Lady Sebaceous Gland-Coe made the announcement from her London office...
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Funny story: Demonstrator Charged For Cameltoe at The Ground Zero Mosque Site

Demonstrator Charged For Cameltoe at The Ground Zero Mosque Site

New York, NY - NYPD have charged a Staten Island woman with lewd conduct in showing cameltoe while protesting the planned Mosque at ground zero. The twenty year old, 245 pound, Pamela Scrapple -- wearing a sweat shirt with 'Daddy's Little Girl' on th...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Husband Files For Divorce On Grounds of 'Irreconcilable Quasi Lesbianism'

Christina Aguilera's Husband Files For Divorce On Grounds of 'Irreconcilable Quasi Lesbianism'

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Singer, songwriter, dancer, actress, and some time housewife Christina Aguilera has just learned that her husband of nearly five years Jordan Bratman has filed for divorce. Aguilera, 29, according to a very close friend was report...
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Funny story: Gay Man Shows Young Boy's Pictures of Pianists

Gay Man Shows Young Boy's Pictures of Pianists

It's not every day that a young child's eyes light up in glee at the thought of a visiting Gay Man, but today was the exception. Larry Sabu, 20, was invited to visit a Texan school and show them his slide show of illustrations of massively famous...
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Funny story: Banks Face Hefty Fine for Murdering Delinquent Homeowners

Banks Face Hefty Fine for Murdering Delinquent Homeowners

Dover, DE (BNSE): Justice Department investigators confirmed today they are considering possible fines and other penalties against several of the United States' largest financial institutions for the murders of hundreds of homeowners delinquent in...
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Funny story: Something Unspeakable Is Happening On The Coast Of Alaska

Something Unspeakable Is Happening On The Coast Of Alaska

Cordova, Alaska 8:35 AM- There has been an apparent series of attacks on residents in the small Alaska coastal town of Cordova, approximately 100 miles south of Valdez, Alaska. More on this as we get it. BREAKING NEWS: Cordova, Alaska 8:50 AM...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Angrily Refutes Anal Bleaching And Pejazzling Rumours

Simon Cowell Angrily Refutes Anal Bleaching And Pejazzling Rumours

X-Factor supremo Simon Cowell today angrily denied allegations made by certain unregulated websites which alleged that he has had his anus bleached, and his penis pejazzled. Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger informed us that he wa...
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Funny story: Gay Man Strapped Cock To Leg To Stop It Flapping About

Gay Man Strapped Cock To Leg To Stop It Flapping About

Police have praised the efforts of a gay man who tried valiantly to avoid causing embarrassment to children, by strapping his enormous veined penis to his leg to stop it flapping about whilst he rode the swings at his local park. Larry Sabu, 20, i...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel Angrily Denies X-Factor Fix Corruption Scandal Rumours

Katie Waissel Angrily Denies X-Factor Fix Corruption Scandal Rumours

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that much reviled X-Factor wannabe Katie Waissel will survive this weekend's X-Factor, because word from a little bird has it that the whole show is fixed. SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger has been busi...
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Funny story: Gay TV Channel Set For Launch

Gay TV Channel Set For Launch

Plans have been unveiled to broadcast overtly gay programmes on a bent new channel, provisionally called CCB Gay. The new channel will be a 24-hour channel catering explicitly for homosexual viewers who will be able to indulge their greatest fanta...
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Funny story: Boss' Day Celebrations Marred by Workers' Refusal to Honor Bosses

Boss' Day Celebrations Marred by Workers' Refusal to Honor Bosses

Workers today found ways to make their dissatisfaction with their jobs known by such random acts of worker disobedience as refusal to make the morning coffee, forgetting to stop off for doughnuts on the way into work, and conveniently allowing paper...
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Funny story: Ball Busters: BOP the vote for GOP!

Ball Busters: BOP the vote for GOP!

Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, Sarah Palin (BOP) announce national tour to BOP the vote! Just when you thought that the attack on America's manhood couldn't get worse, the three Tea Party spokeswomen joined forces to prove that their Democrat...
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Funny story: Extra Saturdays To Begin Next Week

Extra Saturdays To Begin Next Week

Washington, DC-- There will be something new on the calendar for everybody in the United States, beginning next week. An extra Saturday will be added to the weekend for everyone to enjoy. The extra day is being added to the calendar to both correct...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter XII - Safe Haven and Cheap Pens

Born to Spoof: Chapter XII - Safe Haven and Cheap Pens

"Wait, hell," says Charpa, "that's the quickest way to end a story what may never see chapter 13. "We need to move north, toward Brazil." Mind you, going into Brazil through the back door is almost as dangerous as allowing Frankie the J to get within 5 feet of Queen Mudder. A short stay in a little cantina in Uruguay will buy us enough time to regroup and figure out just how we can use the Que...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Deny Anal Bleaching And Vajazzling Allegations

X-Factor's Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel Deny Anal Bleaching And Vajazzling Allegations

An X-Factor insider today acted swiftly to step on malicious rumours circulating on certain unscrupulous websites which intimate that hopefuls, Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel have been vajazzled and anally bleached. "These are just malicious lies,"...
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Funny story: Chilean miner site, Mosque plans not true.

Chilean miner site, Mosque plans not true.

Controversial plans have been leaked to the press that outline an idea to build an Islamic community centre on the site of the mine shaft, made famous recently by the rescuing of 33 miners in Chile, trapped underground for 70 days, it has been discov...
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Funny story: "Louis Walsh Is An Odious Little Toad" Claims Manchester Woman

"Louis Walsh Is An Odious Little Toad" Claims Manchester Woman

A Manchester woman, 'Karen' wrote in the comments section of a popular newspaper's website that X-Factor judge Louis Walsh is 'an odious little toad.' Her comments were apparently prompted by a Daily Mail article which promoted Walsh as a childish...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd - 'There Was No Bitch Fight'

X-Factor's Katie Waissel And Cher Lloyd - 'There Was No Bitch Fight'

Insiders from the X-Factor today denied reports of a massive backstage bust up bitch fight between hopeful wannabes Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd. Some unscrupulous sources claimed that Cher had called Katie a bunch of nasty names, to which Katie a...
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Funny story: Liverpool Red Sox Deal Signed: On to the World Series!

Liverpool Red Sox Deal Signed: On to the World Series!

In a contentious block buster deal, the storied Liverpool Premier League Team was finally sold to the sporting group that owns the financially successful Boston Red Sox for a little over $476 million, just enough to bail out the Bank of Scotland who...
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Funny story: Defence in the Firing Line

Defence in the Firing Line

With the Government completing the spending review the Defence industries are feeling under fire. But a solution to their problems has emerged and our briefings tell us of remarkable last minute UK deals. We learn that Trident is back in favour an...
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Funny story: Kate Moss & Jamie - Are They Or Aren't They?

Kate Moss & Jamie - Are They Or Aren't They?

It's the question on several people's lips today: are supermodel Kate Moss and rock star boyf Jamie Hince hitched? According to reports yesterday they tied the know at a secret ceremony in Sicily in August. But there have since been serious eff...
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Funny story: Mommy, My Veggies Gave Me Ouchies! Frozen Green Peas Recall Due to Glass Fragments.

Mommy, My Veggies Gave Me Ouchies! Frozen Green Peas Recall Due to Glass Fragments.

If you sit your daughter down to a plate of delicious, nutritious peas, and she begins crying like you just told her Yo Gabba Gabba was cancelled, it might be because they are ripping young Becky's delicate mouth tissue to shreds. The Pictsweet Co...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel X-Ploding Factor Fears

Katie Waissel X-Ploding Factor Fears

There are serious fears around the X Factor camp today that two contestants' heads could explode during tonight's broadcast. While images of brain and cranium exploding across the stage would no doubt send ratings through the roof, producers fear...
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Funny story: The Stork Wears Assless Chaps: Neil Patrick Harris and Alicia Keys Have Babies.

The Stork Wears Assless Chaps: Neil Patrick Harris and Alicia Keys Have Babies.

The stork has arrived at the homes of two celebrities today, and it was wearing assless chaps, as babies are delivered to Neil Patrick Harris and Alicia Keys. Is Alicia Keys Gay? Of course not. In fact, Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, Portia De Rossi,...
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Funny story: University Cuts - So What? Says Prof

University Cuts - So What? Says Prof

While academics everywhere are throwing their hands up in horror at the prospect of proposed £4.2 billion cuts in university funding, one professor welcomes them. "Bring it on!" says Lancelot D. Petrarch, head of the English Department at the Univ...
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Funny story: H&R Block Spends $300 million to Replace its Sh-tty Turbotax Competitor With A Different Sh-tty Turbotax Competitor.

H&R Block Spends $300 million to Replace its Sh-tty Turbotax Competitor With A Different Sh-tty Turbotax Competitor.

In another retarded attempt to stave off the cash siphoning Turbo Tax's tax preparation software has caused in its core business, Block has spent $287.5 million in cash to purchase TaxAct software creator 2SS Holdings Inc. What will H&R Block do...
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Funny story: H&R Block is Finished! Bad Debt from Subprime Loans Will Bite Them in the Ass.

H&R Block is Finished! Bad Debt from Subprime Loans Will Bite Them in the Ass.

News that shocked no one was released today that will catch H&R Block right on the chin, with the company on the balls of its feet: The cost to protect debt issued by Option One, the subprime arm of Block that hrmmorhaged $2 billion in its last y...
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Funny story: That's the way it goes

That's the way it goes

Aesop, (620-564 BC), gave us the story of the 'The Eagle and the Arrow, in which the ‎eagle was shot with an arrow equipped with his own feathers. The bird sadly lamented: ‎‎"It is a double grief".‎ Many people behave exactly like the eagle. They are self-destruction prone, an innate ‎tendency deeply rooted as feathers. ‎ Newsweek cover, Dec. 4, 1978, illustrated a horrible scene: around 900...
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Funny story: Super Secret Talks Between US and North Korea Collapse

Super Secret Talks Between US and North Korea Collapse

Well, at least we didn't have our hopes up. It was reported today that previously unknown discussions between the United States and North Korea have abruptly collapsed. The discussions, which were classified as "Super Secret", have been occurring reg...
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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell Claims She's A Blank Slate Waiting to Be Written Upon

Christine O'Donnell Claims She's A Blank Slate Waiting to Be Written Upon

The Republican candidate for Senator from Delaware, Christine O'Donnell, may be many things, but informed and prepared to represent the people from her state of Delaware isn't one of them. That, she says, plays to her favor. "Who needs a know it...
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Funny story: The Real Reason Why The View's Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Walked Out On Guest Bill O'Reilly

The Real Reason Why The View's Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Walked Out On Guest Bill O'Reilly

NEW YORK CITY - The View, which is filmed in New York City at 320 West 66th Street was the scene of quite a brouhaha when the show hosted Fox News conservative talk show host Bill O'Reilly. O'Reilly began talking about how 911 was caused by a grou...
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Funny story: Swiss Miners Rescued and Allowed to Return Home After 15 Years

Swiss Miners Rescued and Allowed to Return Home After 15 Years

Following on the heels of the rescue of 33 miners in Peru on Friday, word has reached the world that more than 2500 Swiss workers were finally allowed to come out of the darkened tunnels below the Swiss Alps, where they had been toiling for over 14 y...
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey to give Each Chilean Miner a Free Vacation to Mammoth Caves

Oprah Winfrey to give Each Chilean Miner a Free Vacation to Mammoth Caves

Bowling Green, KY, - Oprah Winfrey has invited each Miner and their family for a vacation in the United States. Winfrey, however, is being criticized for giving the miners a rather insensitive gift, the gift of caving. "I refuse to let my husband...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Admits Dying Hair Red - Denies Anal Bleaching

Cheryl Cole Admits Dying Hair Red - Denies Anal Bleaching

Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, today revealed that sources had revealed that X-factor judge and mentor Cheryl Cole had admitted having her hair dyed red but strenuously denied having her anus bleached or vajazzled in line with a...
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Funny story: Gay Man Has STD

Gay Man Has STD

There were nervous glances all around TheSpoof.com newsroom this morning, when it was revealed that the site's resident homosexual writer Larry Sabu had an STD. Sabu, 20, known to his 'associates' as Gay Larry, spoke about the STD last night, and...
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Funny story: Bedbugs Go to the Opera in NYC

Bedbugs Go to the Opera in NYC

They've shown up in stores, movie houses, Broadway theaters, schools, and judges' chambers. Apparently now the little critters have decided they want some culture. It was announced recently that bedbugs have been discovered in some isolated areas o...
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Funny story: Phantom Executive Order causes confusion, controversy 

Phantom Executive Order causes confusion, controversy 

Reports surfaced late today--and then were quickly squelched--that President Obama had signed "Executive Order 666" declaring that "Every person in the world is now officially a US citizen, with all the rights, privileges and entitlements which go al...
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Funny story: Scotland "Can't Afford Union"

Scotland "Can't Afford Union"

Scotland can no longer afford the union with the rest of the UK, according to Scottish Nationalist Party Finance Secretary John Swinney. He told the SNP conference in Perth that proposed UK government spending cuts could mean that the Scottish par...
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Funny story: Rapper T.I. Not Eligible For Lindsay Lohan Parole Exception, Jailed.

Rapper T.I. Not Eligible For Lindsay Lohan Parole Exception, Jailed.

A federal judge shoved third-tier rapper T.I. (real name Thurston Howell, IV) back to prison for 11 months for violating his probation with a drug arrest Friday. The jailing came immediately after the Court denied his Lindsay Lohan exception Motio...
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Funny story: Local Man In Uneventful Pub Meet Up With Seaton Carew And Vernon Edgar Birdbath

Local Man In Uneventful Pub Meet Up With Seaton Carew And Vernon Edgar Birdbath

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, went out this evening to attend an historic get together with two fellow contributors to popular satirical website TheSpoof.com in a Portsmouth pub, but nothing really newsworthy happened. The trio, comprising Shuttl...
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