Funny story: Russell Brand, 39, and Katy Perry, 36DD, Marry in India

Russell Brand, 39, and Katy Perry, 36DD, Marry in India

Russell Brand, voted 2010's Most Unfunny Brit In America by Python Sucks magazine, has married fellow untalented pop-curiosity-of-the-moment Katy Perry in a ridiculously long Indian-style wedding in Greece this evening. Brand, driven out of Englan...
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Funny story: NRA to branch out to reach other fear markets

NRA to branch out to reach other fear markets

Washington DC-- The NRA revealed a new campaign to help spread fear in areas other than gun ownership. "With the midterm elections looking like a sure thing for the republicans, we needed to expand our market base of fear to other areas in the Un...
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Funny story: The Obama Brothers: 2 Men, 4 Wives, Barry Off for Kenya Wedding & Rock Concert!

The Obama Brothers: 2 Men, 4 Wives, Barry Off for Kenya Wedding & Rock Concert!

Festive wedding preparations are underway in Nairobi as it was announced Hussein Obama will be flying in for Brother Malik's wedding, to his third wife, during a national holiday declared by President Mwai Kibaki. Malik, 52, a practicing Muslim Po...
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Funny story: Jerry Brown Tells Meg Whitman She Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts

Jerry Brown Tells Meg Whitman She Has Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts

The nasty words and insults just keep on coming. During the debate between Jerry Brown and Meg Whitman the other night, there was some discussion about one of Brown's aides using the "W" word to describe Whitman. Brown tried to dodge responsibilty...
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Funny story: Universities face 4.2 billion quid pay cut.

Universities face 4.2 billion quid pay cut.

Disaster in the United Kingdom as the budget for universities this year was slashed by 4.2 million pounds. Yes ladies and gentlemen. The result? The Oxford/Cambridge boat race has been cancelled. Many considered this event to be a waste of mon...
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Funny story: Keith Richards Says 'Ruby Tuesday' Written About Susan Boyle

Keith Richards Says 'Ruby Tuesday' Written About Susan Boyle

London, England-- Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards claims the song 'Ruby Tuesday' was written about Susan Boyle, when she was just a little girl. Keith says the band was passing through Scotland in early 1966 and they stopped in a local pub.
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Funny story: Born To Spoof: Chapter 11 - This Isn't Mogadishu

Born To Spoof: Chapter 11 - This Isn't Mogadishu

I hate being blown up. Explosions make me all giddy and dizzy and shit - and I mean, to be honest, I don't know what I'm doing most of the time, and explosions just complicate things. Like now. I should be in Mogadishu buying moonshine for the Oasis, but this can't be Mogadishu because there aren't any skinny blokes riding about in pickup trucks with machine guns. And now I've got some cl...
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Funny story: "Free Bird," "Tuesday's Gone" mistakenly chosen for Civil Rights documentary soundtrack

"Free Bird," "Tuesday's Gone" mistakenly chosen for Civil Rights documentary soundtrack

BIRMINGHAM, AL - The credibility of local Civil Rights group "Never Again" is under fire today by critics who called into question the soundtrack for its newly released documentary, which contains songs by Southern Rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd. "Free...
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Funny story: Jerry Brown Unzipped: Hard Copy, This??

Jerry Brown Unzipped: Hard Copy, This??

SACRAMENTO, CA - As predicted, the full-tilt, low-blow politics, so firmly on display throughout much of the over-heated California governor race between Democratic retread Jerry Brown and Republican Queen Bee-in-Waiting Meg Whitman, appears to have...
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Funny story: Judge who halted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" reverses decision after finally renting 'The Birdcage.'

Judge who halted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" reverses decision after finally renting 'The Birdcage.'

SAN FRANSISCO, CA - In an astonishing move, the federal judge who ended "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" has lifted the injunction, citing the "unbelievably gay" feature film 'The Birdcage,' which she rented over the weekend. On October 12, U.S. District C...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Angry Over Kirstie Alley's New Whaleskin Dress!

Animal Rights Angry Over Kirstie Alley's New Whaleskin Dress!

Animal rights groups are protesting the latest dress made especially for hefty actress Kirstie Alley which is made entirely from whale skin. "I'm not out to offend anyone", stated Ms. Alley. "I figured that if Lady Gaga can wear a meat dress, I ca...
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Funny story: Ron Paul's Son, Peter, Says Limited Nuclear War Could Be Just What We Need To Get Country Going!

Ron Paul's Son, Peter, Says Limited Nuclear War Could Be Just What We Need To Get Country Going!

Peter Paul, son of Ron Paul and little brother to Rand Paul who is running for the Senate in Kentucky next month, has even managed to startle his own family a bit. "Yeah, that kid", stated Ron Paul, shaking his head. "He's a lot more liberal than...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Others In 3D Film

Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, Others In 3D Film

If you could choose to see your favorite singers in a 3D film that puts you in the audience, then you'll love hearing the fact that at least a dozen of today's top performers, even including Susan Boyle, will be releasing a "Live In 3D" movie next ye...
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Funny story: We are not responsible for Pak cricketers' mischief - RAW

We are not responsible for Pak cricketers' mischief - RAW

It has come at last! The long expected denial from that dreaded counter espionage Indian agency the Research and Analysis Wing - RAW. "We are not responsible for the anti cricket activities of the Pak cricketers involved in much despised on the sp...
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Funny story: New Barbies Announced!

New Barbies Announced!

A New Series of Barbies were announced today at the National Toy Convention. The new Barbies are Gothic Barbie, and Barbie Smokes alot. "I believe these new Barbies will make alot of money" says the ghost of Ruth Handler (founder of the Barbie).
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Funny story: Waiting for Something Else

Waiting for Something Else

Having missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime in waiting, a trip to Chile to participate in the monumental wait for the miners to find their way back to the surface, one time local man, Seaton Carew, has decided to embark on a new waiting adventure of his own. "I was a tad peeved when that cad Skoob suggested that I could wait for the miners as the bounder didn't suggest it until after the...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Buys Demi Botox for her Birthday, Pays Price

Ashton Kutcher Buys Demi Botox for her Birthday, Pays Price

Reportedly back in the dog house again, Ashton Kutcher, or perhaps more appropriately named as Mr. Demi Moore is back sleeping on the couch again after his birthday gift, including a year's supply of Botox treatments, put him in the 'persona non grat...
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Funny story: Absolutely No News Today about Justin Bieber or the Jonas Brothers

Absolutely No News Today about Justin Bieber or the Jonas Brothers

Shocking the entertainment news industry, independent paparazzi, and girls between the ages of 8 and 15 around the world, there is absolutely no news to report about Justin Beiber or the Jonas Brothers today. Catching television news programs like...
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Funny story: Facebook Releases "Dislike Button" to Divided Public

Facebook Releases "Dislike Button" to Divided Public

(October 15, 2010 -- Palo Alto, CA) …Amidst a rampant increase in reports focused on America's bullying problem, the social networking powerhouse decided to unveil a revolutionary new feature that Facebook claims will revolutionize an industry in de...
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Funny story: Gay Man Enters from the Rear

Gay Man Enters from the Rear

Shopping Centre Toilets can be a hassle at the best of times, but when it's a Friday morning and all the shoppers are out and about in their droves you sometimes need to get a little adventurous. Well, that's what gay man Larry Sabu, 20, did when...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter 10: Escaping the Country

Born to Spoof: Chapter 10: Escaping the Country

International Spoofing Committee Records Message found on a scrap of paper located in Buenos Aries Marketplace. Suspect Identification Number 24. My name is Jean Le Fete. A few days ago I was tricked into becoming a Spoof writer by the mysterious #3. An assassination attempt on my life has prompted myself, as well as several satirical writers to go into hiding. We've fled the country v...
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Funny story: Gay Man Refused Permission To Buy Pink Slippers

Gay Man Refused Permission To Buy Pink Slippers

The manager of a shoe shop in Winchester is in hot water with his bosses tonight, after he refused to serve an overtly gay man when the latter tried to purchase a pair of pink slippers, which, he claimed, were for his dear old Gran. Larry Sabu, 20...
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Funny story: An Interview First

An Interview First

Columbus television crews arrived at the scene of a devastating fire in which John Butthoff was killed. He had lived in the neighborhood for over 20 years. Bruce Starr, TV news favorite also arrived at the scene and immediately started interviewin...
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Funny story: Porn Starlet In Anal Bleaching Mishap

Porn Starlet In Anal Bleaching Mishap

Budding porno starlet, Venus Mound, was left today counting the cost of an unfortunate mix-up at a Hollywood anal bleaching salon. Apparently, anal bleaching is a 'must have' procedure in the adult movie industry, to prevent the anal ringpiece res...
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Funny story: Chilean Miners To Appear On Page 3 Of Daily Star

Chilean Miners To Appear On Page 3 Of Daily Star

The 33 miners trapped in a Chilean copper and gold mine for almost ten weeks, are to feature in semi-nude, provocative poses in the Daily Star newspaper, readers have been told. This comes after the tabloid comic published a story in its Monday ed...
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Funny story: Gamu Nhenghu Pregnant?

Gamu Nhenghu Pregnant?

Ex X Factor contestant Gamu Nhenghu has shown she is prepared to do anything...... and I mean ANYTHING to stay in the UK. However, it is being strongly insisted that it is purely coincidental that she may be four weeks pregnant with her British...
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Funny story: Gas masks for Fraud Squad in Asil Nadir corruption case

Gas masks for Fraud Squad in Asil Nadir corruption case

London - (Who's A Pretty Polly Then? Mess): "We're talking serious macrobial activity," a National Poisons Unit source explained this afternoon. "Dorkins from Toxicology came over all queer after just one whiff. And now he's in intensive care at...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Adopts Bin Laden

Angelina Jolie Adopts Bin Laden

Angelina Jolie adopted Osama Bin Laden today, and she continues to hide his whereabouts. "I'm very proud of my new son, he has proven himself the most loyal terrorist" says Jolie We asked her does it bother her that everybody in the United Sta...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel-Cher Lloyd Girl On Girl Action DVD Faked By Buffty Ginslinger

Katie Waissel-Cher Lloyd Girl On Girl Action DVD Faked By Buffty Ginslinger

In a Skoob Entertainment News exclusive, we can reveal here for the first time, that the hot lesbian sex action DVD which was on sale in certain Soho outlets from this morning, purporting to feature Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd off the X-Factor, is a...
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Funny story: Fellaini out with hair ache

Fellaini out with hair ache

Everton midfielder Marouane Fellaini has been ruled out for a week with hair ache so will miss this weekend's Merseyside derby at home to Liverpool. Apparently Fellaini was taking an unusual trip the the hairdressers for a trim, where unfortunatel...
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Funny story: North Korea declares war on popular Opticians

North Korea declares war on popular Opticians

According to news wires around the globe North Korea have declared war on a popular UK optician chain all because of an advert for TV! The popular ads all poke fun at characters wearing cheap spectacles and are frequently seen on TV, but now it se...
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Funny story: New Gas Source Discovered

New Gas Source Discovered

ECOVATIONS, an Obama stimulus-backed company in North Carolina specializing in locating new energy sources, announced today that they had located a massive new energy source in Chile, near the site of the recent mine disaster. The new gas, called...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Surfeit of Gnomes

Isle of Wight News - Surfeit of Gnomes

It is unbelievable, but it has happened again. Once more the island has been inundated with far too many garden gnomes. Islanders will remember the 1972 Garden Gnome surplus that saw three garden gnomes for every man woman and child on the island.
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Funny story: Kelly Brook bulimic?

Kelly Brook bulimic?

Pictures have emerged of Kelly Brook looking super thin following her break in the US. Reports are emerging that Brook, famous for her curves and ample bosom barely ate a thing during her three month stay in the US and she wss also apparently spen...
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Funny story: Nigerian Athlete Passes Drugs Test

Nigerian Athlete Passes Drugs Test

There was more controversy at the Commonwealth Games in Delhi earlier today when a Nigerian athlete was given the all-clear after a drugs test. This came after earlier news that Nigeria's 400m relay runner Folashade Abugan had failed a drugs test.
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Funny story: British Mine rescue team ready to fly to Chile

British Mine rescue team ready to fly to Chile

"Don't worry lad's, help is on the way" was the inspiring message as Britain's last remaining mine rescue team drove down to Heathrow airport in their Morris Marina. The team consisting of Mr Kevin Smally and his dowdy wife Sharon expect to be in...
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Funny story: The Diet of a Manga Fan!

The Diet of a Manga Fan!

I recently had the chance to sit down with an manga fan, her comics that she likes are Her Majesty's Dog, Naruto, Bleach, and Inyuasha. I found her habitat highly uninteresting, filled with posters and drawings of "Hot-Anime Yaoi Sex-Toys" Her diet included that of Ramen Noodles (poor people food) and Pocky (Japanese Poor Twix) This girl is not just an anime fan, she is as well Bi, a...
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Funny story: Camera Crew Falls Into Chile Mine After Miners Were Freed

Camera Crew Falls Into Chile Mine After Miners Were Freed

The last few of the miners were freed today, and then the BFNN News network camera crew fell into the mine, including they're journalist, Cindy Cobwell. Nobody was seriously hurt. "All I could do when it happened was... laugh" says Andy Cobwell,...
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Funny story: Can Liverpool survive?

Can Liverpool survive?

As the seagulls soar over the River Mersey and the clouds billow in the wind, the great city of Liverpool is facing possible extinction. Cilla Black has appealed to the referee but he took no notice. 'What a carry on' she said 'how can they let Li...
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Funny story: Jack Ass 3D - Shits Coming At Ya - Review

Jack Ass 3D - Shits Coming At Ya - Review

If you like watching people having their genitals hit by conkers you will love this new 3D movie. With the regular crew of Johnny and his pals getting up to their bizarre stunts expect pain, blood and snot all in abundance only now it's really in...
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Funny story: Gamu Nhengu to start her own X Factor

Gamu Nhengu to start her own X Factor

Gamu the lovable asylum seeker has decided to accept her fate and return to Zimbabwe and start her own X Factor. The Cole reject has apparently already had secret telephone calls with her new business partner Robert Mugabe (or Bobby Mug as he now...
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Funny story: Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown Release New Holiday CD

Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown Release New Holiday CD

Back together and reportedly clean and sober again, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are set to release a new Christmas CD that chronicles the trials and tribulations of their former troubled lives set to the sounds of Christmas. "It was a painful...
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Funny story: Ronnie Wood disappointed with Kate Moss

Ronnie Wood disappointed with Kate Moss

Ronnie Wood the string pinging dinosaur is said to be absolutely devastated at the news his latest love Kate Moss has married. Wood (very old) is believed to have locked himself away in his council house in Peckham and is refusing to answer the door.
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Funny story: Nancy Grace Defends Chilean Minors

Nancy Grace Defends Chilean Minors

Cable television rebel without a cause to blather on about, Nancy Grace quickly picked up on the story from the Atacama Desert where Chilean Minors had been recently arrested at a bar near the town of Calama. "It's simply and unequivocally a moral...
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Funny story: Jesse James Pleads with Sandra Bullock to Reconcile

Jesse James Pleads with Sandra Bullock to Reconcile

Though a visibly upset Ms. Bullock had ended the relationship with the Hollywood biker king months ago, Jesse James has been spotted multiple times at Bullock's outer driveway gate pleading for entrance to talk about reconciliation. Buster Knuc...
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Funny story: Michigan Allows Prostitution at Native American Casinos

Michigan Allows Prostitution at Native American Casinos

Unable to pass the legalization of state-wide privatized prostitution through its house of representatives, Michigan lawmakers have agreed to allow Native American groups to open those extended personal services in existing Casinos on protected Reser...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Shows Her T-ts For The Millionth Time

Paris Hilton Shows Her T-ts For The Millionth Time

For the one millionth time since the world inexplicably began to give half a sh-t about her exploits, convicted coke-head and all-around meathole Paris Hilton unleashed her sweater meat on a Malibu beach yesterday. Where's the funny? Yeah, I don'...
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Funny story: Moyels Boils with rage

Moyels Boils with rage

The battle of the Chris DJ's commenced yesterday with Chris Evans finally agreeing that Chris Moyels is shit and even advising him to give up! The revelation came during a short TV interview where Evans (Ginger) was asked about Moyels recent pay r...
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Funny story: Meet Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. The Village Bore.

Meet Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. The Village Bore.

Are you sitting comfortably? Preferably in a seat which is made from 89% polyester or another man-made fibre? Good. Let us commence. Eight letters. A lovely word. My name is Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. I come from a long line of Simpletons. In the First World War, my great-great grandfather Huey B. Simpleton the Twentieth was the Chief Flag Boy. He would carry the flag to the British...
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Funny story: Chilean Miner Wants To Get Back To Work

Chilean Miner Wants To Get Back To Work

Florencio Avalos, the first of the heroic Chilean miners to be rescued, has told of his burning desire to get back down the pit. Following 69 days trapped underground in the San Jose mine, many would think his ambition insane but not brave Florenc...
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Funny story: Male French Politicians Hit Back In Gender Row

Male French Politicians Hit Back In Gender Row

French Finance Minister, Christine Lagarde, has claimed women make better politicians than men because they are not slave to their libidos. She reckons that women are less sexually driven and are therefore more able to make cool-headed judgements.
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Funny story: Generation Kill. Enquiry of friendly fire

Generation Kill. Enquiry of friendly fire

Today an international enquiry concluded that a coalition soldier was injured by friendly forces during a high profile raid in a far off land. Lieuntenant Haggard was found to have injured his comrade after a mix up causing him to press L1 instead o...
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Funny story: Baffled Canada Withdraws Bid For UN Chair

Baffled Canada Withdraws Bid For UN Chair

Canada's bid for a rotating seat on the United Nations Security Council has ended with a humiliating withdrawal. And in a statement to the world's media, a spokesman has revealed that the Canadian representives are baffled by the affair. "We ju...
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Funny story: God Shows Up at Papal Mass, Tells Pope: "Just Shut Up"

God Shows Up at Papal Mass, Tells Pope: "Just Shut Up"

During a papal mass that was being given at the Vatican, God made a surprise visit and interrupted the Pope, who was speaking from the podium and told him: "JUST SHUT UP!" "JUST SHUT UP!" God yelled at the Pope. "Do me a favor and SHUT YOUR MOUTH! You are embarrassing me". "First off", God growled, "You are not the voice of God. The only person who is the voice of God is ME!!! What rea...
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Funny story: Rescued Chilean Miners Plead to Return to Cave

Rescued Chilean Miners Plead to Return to Cave

Copiapó, Chile (UPI) In a move that surprised many, several of the miners recently rescued asked to be returned their prior residence, a cavern a mile under the surface. Complete English translations from the Chilean Spanish that the miners speak were not available at the time of this writing, but those familiar with both languages said that the miner's explanations were well represented by thi...
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Funny story: Carla Bruni Banned From State Visit To Vatican

Carla Bruni Banned From State Visit To Vatican

The Vatican ordered Carla Bruni not to accompany her husband, French President Nicolas Sarkozi, on a state visit to the Roman Catholic HQ. Officially, the reason given was that nude and scantily-clad pictures of the former model and singer would b...
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Funny story: Prisoner seen selling drugs to Van Der Sloot to face charges

Prisoner seen selling drugs to Van Der Sloot to face charges

Sources from the Peruvian Justice Bureau report that the prisoner caught on tape supplying suspected killer Joran Van Der Sloot with drugs is to be charged with criminal neglect in supplying an inferior product. "Yes" Said the source "Joran was no...
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Funny story: Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction

Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction

Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring and technological advances allow the homes to take care of just about every aspect of running the home from round-the-clock automatic cleaning and dusting to securing the perime...
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Funny story: Coleen's revenge

Coleen's revenge

Wayne Rooney has been seen in central Manchester with his mother-in-law, Colette. Sources close to the family are saying that Coleen decided to send Rooney on a shopping trip with her mum, in an attempt to rebuild the bridges he destroyed, while he w...
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Funny story: Liverpool To Be Nationalized

Liverpool To Be Nationalized

Liverpool Football Club, who are in a right sticky mess at the moment, are to be nationalized, says a statement released by the government this morning. Nationalisation is the process of taking an industry or assets into the public ownership of a...
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Funny story: World's most disabled person found

World's most disabled person found

Bob lives in Milton Keynes and is cared for by his mother, Ethel. Bob suffered terrible birth defects during his mother's somewhat difficult pregnancy. He is now 35 years old. Bob was born with no arms, no legs, no mouth, no ears and only one eye,...
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Funny story: Prince Charles stops eating tomatoes

Prince Charles stops eating tomatoes

Prince Charles has issued a statement saying that, forthwith, he will not be eating tomatoes and appeals to other to give up eating the succulent red fruit. "Well, I was, you know, walking around my garden at Highgrove, having a chat to the grass...
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Funny story: Jack Straw Photo Hoard Found

Jack Straw Photo Hoard Found

For those who thought that Jack Straw had a strange fascination for prisons (he doubled the prison population from 40,000 to 80,000 in just 5 years), new evidence has just been found to support it. 46,361 photos showing prisons and prisoners have...
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Funny story: Churlish Captain Capitalism Saves Miners

Churlish Captain Capitalism Saves Miners

Chelsea Hotel (MP) - The Churlish Captain Capitalism & Executive Sidekick, Dale the Driller, saved the Chilean miners using their free-market super hero tools. "It needs to be said," stated The Captain, "The rescue is a smashing victory for free...
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Funny story: President Obama & Family Ran Out Of The White House!

President Obama & Family Ran Out Of The White House!

Very early this morning the President of the United States, Barack Obama, grabbed his family and fled the White House. They are now residing in the Watergate Hotel. A terrorist threat to the White House? A practice run for 2012? No, it was a...
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