Funny story: Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Headed For Divorce Court

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Headed For Divorce Court

After admitting to seeing other women, Ashton Kutcher says that his marriage to Demi Moore is practically over. They only need to file the divorce papers. The May-December marriage has lasted longer than most predicted but there has been a constan...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Sued In Court For Ten Million Dollars!

Taylor Swift Sued In Court For Ten Million Dollars!

Singer Taylor Swift is in a five-year-long battle with a former manager who says he helped her get her start and when she got her break, he was left with nothing. Dan Dymtrow has been after the singer and her company for years and says it was time...
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Funny story: Welcome to Wales

Welcome to Wales

A land where everybody's surname seems to end in Jones, Evans or Davies: and isn't incest. A land of mountains so tall, you'd be stupid to use the train which conveniently runs alongside them. Where the sea meets the land and laughs at the football team along with the rest of the world. Welcome to Wales. English since 1282, Wales is a unique little place with it's own culture. People w...
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Funny story: New theme park to open in Orlando

New theme park to open in Orlando

Holiday goers will be ecstatic to note that a new theme park will be opening in Orlando next year following the success of Harry Potter land. "Crash and burn teen sellout land" will feature hit rides from Disney horny teenagers. "Obnoxious" Selena...
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Funny story: One is bored to death with naming ships!

One is bored to death with naming ships!

Southampton - (Titanic Mess): "Worse than having to walk the bloody plank," the Queen moaned today ahead of Canard Line's Monday launch of MS Eponymous. Still, the reported £5 million appearance fee may offload some of that royal ennui which said...
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Funny story: Edward M. Kennedy to Wed Mary Jo Kopechne

Edward M. Kennedy to Wed Mary Jo Kopechne

Ottawa, Ontario - Mary Jo Kopechne, the daughter of Joseph Kopechne and Gwen Kopechne of Hull, Québec, is to be married Sunday to Edward M. Kennedy, the son of Rosemary E. Kennedy and Joseph P.Kennedy of Ottawa, Ontario. Dr.Norma Jean, a Universal Li...
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Funny story: Demi Moore To Dump Her Cheatin' Boy Toy Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moore To Dump Her Cheatin' Boy Toy Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore has confided to her hair stylist Slicky Pomade of Pomona that that she has had it with babysitting her 'boy toy' husband Ashton Kutcher, Moore, at 47, is 15 years older than her young hubby who is 32, but who lately ha...
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Funny story: Biden to 'Play Hell'

Biden to 'Play Hell'

Perhaps Vice President Joe Biden meant to say, "If we lose, we will PAY Hell," however, it is unclear what he meant when he said on October 9th, "If we lose, we will PLAY Hell." This plays back to a reported recent statement by First Lady Michelle...
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Funny story: Chapter the Ninth: Breakout

Chapter the Ninth: Breakout

A dedication to Abel Rodriguez and Bureau A voice whispering into my ear as a slow line of raindrops beat against my forehead... The feel of duck tape being bound against my wrists... The slow wafting of Mozart's Symphonies from an abandoned grammaphone... The blindfold was whipped off, and the darkness which had engulfed me was banished. Someone was holding a torch directly in my line...
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Funny story: X-Factor Gamu can stay, hoody chavs sent to Zimbabwe in her place.

X-Factor Gamu can stay, hoody chavs sent to Zimbabwe in her place.

The Home Secretary has been urged to take a personal interest in the case of X Factor reject Gamu Nhengu, who faces deportation to Zimbabwe. Scotland's Culture Minister Fiona Hyslop has said the teenager had the potential to be a 'great asset' to...
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Funny story: Why We Fight, the stolen Pentagon Papers Released

Why We Fight, the stolen Pentagon Papers Released

Back during the last years of glorious Wwii, the Department of War filmed a series of movies entitled "Why We Fight." They showed the Germans rounding up millions of Jews and killing them. The purpose of the movies was to enrage the American GI's a...
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Funny story: 10/10/10 - The Truth

10/10/10 - The Truth

As the calendar reaches the date 1O October 2010 , when even in America it is 10/10/10, we have been visiting Mystic Meg about the significance of the numbers. 'Ten is always important' she said 'we have ten fingers and ten toes.' 'Ah, yes' I mused. 'Then we have ten geese a laying and tenderness is a ten letter word.' 'So what does all this mean?' 'Completeness.' 'So humanity is...
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Funny story: The World is NOT ending in 2012

The World is NOT ending in 2012

The world has been waiting in anticipation for what the mayans predicted would be the end of the world as we know it. There have been movies made about this event, countless books written, and the world waits. A group of archeologists from Columbia University recently discovered a clue that puts the whole notion that the world is coming to an end to rest. We have the scoop here at the spoof, a...
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Funny story: George W sends a message to Anne Widdicombe

George W sends a message to Anne Widdicombe

George W broke off from his Lego last night to telephone Anne Widdicombe after watching her performance on Come Dancing; he said: "Y'now, there annie, you shoun't take it tooo bad, y'know. When I was small, a child, y'all there poeple sayed, y'know, that there George W, he's stew-pid, y'know, gott'n no sense, an' less brain'n a critter with no head, y'know what I mean, Annie - but gee, look at...
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Funny story: Gay Ponies are Prettier than others

Gay Ponies are Prettier than others

Larry Sabu,20, was walking down the street the other day when all of a sudden it hit him: gay ponies are far prettier than the other kind. He immediately abandoned his currant task or doing the shopping, and instead began an impromptu questioning...
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Funny story: Apple launch special phone for prisoners

Apple launch special phone for prisoners

Always eager to find new gaps in the shrinking mobile phone market, Apple believe they are on to a winner with the new Icon phone, designed specifically for prisoners' use. The phone is small, only the size of your thumb, and has a Teflon coating...
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Funny story: More Fat People Than Ever In US

More Fat People Than Ever In US

A study by researchers into US dietary control has revealed that there are now more people than ever before, who just can't walk past a burger establishment without going in and purchasing a meal that a normal family could live off for a week. Out...
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Funny story: Jaded Tevez Could Walk Any Time

Jaded Tevez Could Walk Any Time

Manchester City's Argentine star midfielder, Carlos Tavez, says he could walk away from football at any time. The City skipper says he is exhausted by the demands of the modern game and has revealed that he has considered walking away from the gam...
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Funny story: Non-Gay Americans are Terrible Parents and Set a Bad Example to their Children

Non-Gay Americans are Terrible Parents and Set a Bad Example to their Children

Parents in America are terrible for allowing their sons to join the military, a new study confirms. Peter Dieter of the University of Colombia's advanced Family Therapy Programme says, "Encouraging children to go to war is very irresponsible and c...
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Funny story: Gay People are Better than 'Straights' and have bigger Penises

Gay People are Better than 'Straights' and have bigger Penises

Gay people have long been known for having larger penises than their abnormal non-gay inferiors, but recent findings have disclosed just how long those penises are. Non-gay white people have convinced themselves that having 5.75-inch wobbly-bits...
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Funny story: Gay Man Laughed At By Marines, Waits For One, And Kicks The Shit Out Of Him

Gay Man Laughed At By Marines, Waits For One, And Kicks The Shit Out Of Him

A gay man from Texas took sweet revenge on one of a group of US Marines who shouted obscenities at him last week, by waiting for one of them to become detached from the rest of his abusive group, then kicking the shit out of him. Larry Sabu, 20, w...
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Funny story: Government Funds Doctoral Dissertation Study That Discovers Men Like Women's Breasts

Government Funds Doctoral Dissertation Study That Discovers Men Like Women's Breasts

A doctoral dissertation funded by the Federal Government as part of the Stimulus Package has discovered that men like women's breasts. Dr. Howard Dickwillie of the Nowhere Institute of Technology and Fertilizer Sciences, in an eighteen month stu...
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Funny story: Gay Man With Enormous Penis Refused Entry Into US Army

Gay Man With Enormous Penis Refused Entry Into US Army

A man in Texas who tried to enlist in the US Army, has been told he is unsuitable for the role because of the length of his ENORMOUS PENIS. Larry Sabu, 20, who is an active homosexual and PROUD OF IT, contacted the Brownsville recruitment office a...
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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice to release revealing new Memoir.

Condoleezza Rice to release revealing new Memoir.

The former U.S. Secretary of State announced today that she would be releasing a new memoir about her life in the white house during the Bush years. The title of the book is "Life between a Dick and a Bush." In this revealing account of the thing...
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Funny story: Hobbit Movie To Cost Record £315 Million!

Hobbit Movie To Cost Record £315 Million!

Hollywood insiders have been amazed by the news that the forthcoming movie of JRR Tolkien's The Hobbit will cost £315m - a world record. The planned four-hour epic, to be shot in 3D, will be in two episodes and easily outstrips the £177m spent on...
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Funny story: Tory cats 'are worse than Thatcher's' shock horror!

Tory cats 'are worse than Thatcher's' shock horror!

London - (Feline Mess): Shadow chancellor Alan Johnson has slammed LibDem/Con coalition pussies now resident in Downing Street as far worse than Mrs Thatcher's. Launching a scathing tirade against the Cameron/Clegg regime Johnson said former No 10...
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Funny story: Apple Sues Motorola, then themselves.

Apple Sues Motorola, then themselves.

Apple announced today that they will be suing the cell phone maker Motorola for defamation of character after the company put out advertisements last week saying that Apples CEO was "pro choice, and had no business in Virginia government." Offici...
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Funny story: BP announces new sport "Well Capping"

BP announces new sport "Well Capping"

BP announced today that this spring they will be sponsoring a new sport. They call it "Well Capping." Officials from the companies marketing department claim that this is a twenty first century sport. "All the fun of water polo, mixed with all the da...
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Funny story: Beautiful Russian girls find man

Beautiful Russian girls find man

Following a world-wide search via the internet, beautiful Russian girls Irma and Annelida Weetabixski have found the man they were looking for. Irma - 26, long dark hair, likes tennis and the theatre said "We had popped down to the shops, and when...
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Funny story: Chile expect "baby boom" after miners release!

Chile expect "baby boom" after miners release!

Chile is expecting a massive baby boom after the Chilean miners release next week. The miners have requested that their wives go out an buy sexy lingerie, sex toys, etc, and send the kids away for at least three days to their grandparents! The...
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Funny story: £90 make-up receipt sparks MI6 cryptographer death probe jitters

£90 make-up receipt sparks MI6 cryptographer death probe jitters

London - (Art of Camouflage News): Upmarket blemish concealer or spot-of-bother treatment cover-up goo? Police refuse to be drawn about some very expensive 'Heal 'N' Conceal' professional foundation itemised on a £90 make-up receipt found in Dr...
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Funny story: Serbia goes against the grain and becomes anti-Gay!

Serbia goes against the grain and becomes anti-Gay!

Whilst the rest of the world (apart from homophobic Islamic countries and the Isle of Wight) goes "gay" Serbia have decided to reverse the process and go "anti-gay"! In Zagreb the "gay" fraternity attempted to put on a San Francsico'er very pink,...
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Funny story: The disappointy Orange.

The disappointy Orange.

The Orange is disappointed that she has got pointy ends, She thinks that she is too round, unlike her lemony friends She thinks they look much nicer, with their pointy polar nips And she wishes she had some too; it really gives her the pips. The banana is too bendy, the apple? again too round. She wants to have a zesty zing at twenty pence per pound. But then again, an orange is nicer...
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Funny story: I Googled my own name ....

I Googled my own name ....

I Googled my own name today to see what I could find. Apparently I'm a boxer, not a dog, but the pugilistic kind. The next line down says I'm a bloke from the antipodes but I've never even been there, I'm sure, but I have been overseas. Although I haven't seen Connecticut, that's where number three is from. He's a leader in his chosen field; I wish that I had one. All these blokes who...
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Funny story: LAKERGATE: The President & the First Lady Doth Protest Too Much, We The People Thinks

LAKERGATE: The President & the First Lady Doth Protest Too Much, We The People Thinks

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a joint move which did nothing but provoke even more speculative inside the Beltway discussion, President and Mrs. Obama both issued further denials of any pre-arranged, co-conspiratorial wrong doing on their part, regarding any and all aspects related to the ongoing Lakergate affair. ("Obama Got Game: The President and the Point Guard" - The Spoof - 4 Oct. 2010) So named b...
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Funny story: Hungarian Grand Prix Called off... forever

Hungarian Grand Prix Called off... forever

The heavy rain in the Japanese Grand Prix is nothing compared to the mass hazard which has threatened to permanently cancelled the Hungarian Grand Prix. Following the red sludge, thought to be hastily stashed by Ian the Notorious Welsh Ripper in 1...
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Funny story: X-Factor - Robert Mugabe To Mentor Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel To Spite Gamu Nhengu

X-Factor - Robert Mugabe To Mentor Cher Lloyd And Katie Waissel To Spite Gamu Nhengu

In a move that even took Nelson Mandela by surprise, Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe this morning announced plans to mentor X-Factor doubtfuls Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel. Apparently Mugabe is well pissed off by the way Gamu has been badmouthi...
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Funny story: Chilean Miners Just About Fucked Off With Each Other

Chilean Miners Just About Fucked Off With Each Other

A spokesman for the miners in Chile, who have been trapped underground in a copper and gold mine for more than nine weeks, has said the condition of the men is "irritable", and that they are "just about fucked off with each other". The 33 men have...
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Funny story: Aleksandr Orlov Knighted by Cameron

Aleksandr Orlov Knighted by Cameron

David Cameron has announced, in his new Honours List, that he is to make Aleksandr Orlov a knight of the Garter for his services to advertising. Orlov said, "I will be liking the ermine cushion, simples." It is unclear if Cameron is aware that...
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Funny story: New McDonalds Tartan Created

New McDonalds Tartan Created

A McDonald tartan has been created to celebrate a Scottish born nun Mary MacKillop, who died in 1909 and will be canonised next Sunday. Mary, who was a great fan of the first McDonalds shop in Scotland, Roy Bridge in Lochaber, is thought to be res...
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Funny story: Prison Service Introduce Double Beds for Gay Cons

Prison Service Introduce Double Beds for Gay Cons

The Labour Opposition was in outrage, hastily sending quotes and sound bites to the tabloids after Crispin Blunt announced that gay prisoners in double cells will be able to demand double beds. Under Human Rights Acts all prisoners have a right to...
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Funny story: Widdicome Says, "I was a Pratt!"

Widdicome Says, "I was a Pratt!"

Anne Widdicome called a news conference yesterday evening, after her Strictly Humiliation to tell the gathered journalist, "I was a pratt!" She says she was blinded by the fee and the chance to get more press and television exposure. In a tearf...
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Funny story: Wife Throwing to be Olympic Sport

Wife Throwing to be Olympic Sport

Finally, after much debate, Wife Throwing is to be included in the Olympic sports in time for 2012. The event will take place in Hyde Park. Wife throwing is a popular sport in the north of England and has set rules. All contestants must have...
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Funny story: City Names One-Legged Goose "Lucky"

City Names One-Legged Goose "Lucky"

A one-legged goose, who escaped the chopping block this past week, was nicknamed "Lucky" by city officials after he barely got away from a drunken resident who was looking to bag himself a free meal. The goose was minding his own business when an...
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Funny story: Ann Widdecombe gets lowest ever score on Strictly

Ann Widdecombe gets lowest ever score on Strictly

Judges and the audience were left speechless, or at best mumbling incoherently, following Ann Widdecombe's performance of the Salsa. The cameramen were relieved of their posts and taken away for treatment of their PTSD. The show's director was also s...
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Funny story: Pastor Fred Phelps Peddles "Hell" CD on Supreme Court Steps

Pastor Fred Phelps Peddles "Hell" CD on Supreme Court Steps

Fred Phelps, Pastor of Kansas' Wesboro Baptist Church in Washington, DC for the Supreme Court trial of the case to decide his right of free speech to picket a fallen soldier's funeral, was selling homemade CD's featuring all the songs his congregants...
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Funny story: Man Blames Divorce on Faulty Ear Plugs; Sues Manufacturer

Man Blames Divorce on Faulty Ear Plugs; Sues Manufacturer

Terrence Templeton was a happily married man for 53 years to his high school sweetheart, Gladys. The two were inseparable and couldn't remember ever really having any major fights in all that time. But Templeton, now 76, is divorced and says it is al...
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Funny story: Chapter 8 "Have you changed your mind yet?"

Chapter 8 "Have you changed your mind yet?"

"Have you changed your mind yet?" asked number 3 bemusedly as smoke from the gunpowder began to clear and be replaced by the usual cigarette and banana leaf smoke. "Just that I think…," he paused, "Why did you purposely miss those three bastards, you don't strike me as missing anything without purpose," said Jean le fete. "To give you something to write about…if you lived… and you are alive...
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Funny story: Belle Amie please exit X - Factor s'il vous plait

Belle Amie please exit X - Factor s'il vous plait

It is reported that the judges on tonight's X - Factor, the continuing saga of how to bury a story with a nasty smell, were full of praise for a group of young ladies calling themselves, "Belle Amie." Did they see and hear the same performance as...
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Funny story: Hugh Grant glum on 50th birthday

Hugh Grant glum on 50th birthday

Whilst Hugh Grant has made no secret of dreading reaching his half century, one would have thought that he could have raised at least a smile. However, it seems even indulging oneself with a brand new Ferrari California, costing in the neighbourhood...
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Funny story: Union bosses "psychopathic" according to study

Union bosses "psychopathic" according to study

A recent study by the University of Camford has proven that trade union bosses are dumb psychopaths. Nerdy student Colin Anus PhD said "You see, many psychopaths have controlling tendencies, so they want to have a powerful job. But many people wit...
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