Funny story: Bears Sh*t in the Woods, Say Bear Experts

Bears Sh*t in the Woods, Say Bear Experts

(Western Montana) - Findings in the latest issue of Bear Scat Quarterly indicate with 99% certainty that bears sh*t in the woods. A bruised/scratched/bleeding member of the research team that led the study had this to say: "Answering the tough qu...
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Funny story: Nicholas Sarkoze forgets Who he is dinning with

Nicholas Sarkoze forgets Who he is dinning with

In Nice, France, Nicolas Sarkozy forgot Hu he was supposed to be having dinner with and ended up going to the small house for dinner. The small house was first cheeked for some of the following (but not limited to) human rights activist in the for...
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Funny story: Pelosi Decides to Clean-Up

Pelosi Decides to Clean-Up

In an unexpected move today, Nancy Pelosi appeared at the Office of Grounds and Maintenance for the House of Representatives and applied for an application that, if accepted, would give her newly formed company, Pelosi Janitorial Services, the contra...
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Funny story: Pelosi To Run For Minority Leader Of The House

Pelosi To Run For Minority Leader Of The House

Nancy Pelosi, mother of five, grandmother of seven and looking twenty years younger than her age, is planning to run for Minority Leader of the House of Representatives. Three cheers! Why should any dame who brought the people of the homeland a natio...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin admits she borrowed the idea for her book title "Going Rogue" from Richard Marcinko's book "Rogue Warrior" that was borrowed from Mel Gibson's 1981 movie "The Road Warrior"

Sarah Palin admits she borrowed the idea for her book title "Going Rogue" from Richard Marcinko's book "Rogue Warrior" that was borrowed from Mel Gibson's 1981 movie "The Road Warrior"

Attempting to distract media attention away from all the fuss created by Meghan McCain calling Bristol Palin "irresponsible" for not voting in the most recent election, Mama Grizzly Bear wannabe Sarah Palin held a press conference today revealing tha...
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Funny story: Tracey Emin wants to do King Kong on Ground Zero

Tracey Emin wants to do King Kong on Ground Zero

Tracey Emin wants to do a realistic full scale model of King Kong on Ground Zero, with her in one hand and a Boeing American Airlines plane in the other. She said it would be perfect, as King Kong is a pop icon which symbolises fear and New York.
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Funny story: "He nearly ran me off the road!" claims indignant 94-year-old woman driver

"He nearly ran me off the road!" claims indignant 94-year-old woman driver

(Carmel-by-the-Sea, California) - A police officer driving a two-tone Ford Crown Victoria Interceptor nearly collided with a 94-year-old woman driving a Lincoln Town Car, according to her. Said Mrs. Flossie Blauhaar, "I was on my way to the hair s...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer's Ma Continues to Give All of his Stories 5 Thumbs-up

Spoof Writer's Ma Continues to Give All of his Stories 5 Thumbs-up

(Northwest Pennsyltucky) - Maintaining that her son is "hilarious" and that anyone who does not like him is "just not worth the time of day anyway", the mother of a writer for TheSpoof.com continues to give all of his stories an improbable five thumb...
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Funny story: Queen to bestow Order of the Gutter on Bush for Christmas

Queen to bestow Order of the Gutter on Bush for Christmas

London - (Honi Sott Qui Mal Y Penis)): The Gutter Principal King of Arms is gobsmacked: not since the Pope last demanded elevation to the Gutter's highest echelons has the diplomatic situation been so hideous. But HM is adamant that the bestowing...
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Funny story: One Direction Planning X-factor Defection to Dark Side

One Direction Planning X-factor Defection to Dark Side

Two members of the boyband One Direction are believed to be planning to defect to the dark side of the music business. They have been offered an undisclosed amount of money to leave Simon Cowell's stable of manufactured music puppets and sign to Psy...
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Funny story: Decision Pints: Bush memoir 'leaves out the drunken incest bits'

Decision Pints: Bush memoir 'leaves out the drunken incest bits'

Crawford, Texarse - (Plausible Deniability Mess): Holy amnesia! Have years of alcohol and cocaine bingeing fried Dubya's memory circuits? The ex-president's fiction factory editors remain confident that nobody will rubbish his Derision Points memo...
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Funny story: FBI Seeking the Elderly

FBI Seeking the Elderly

With no raises for the elderly the last two years, the silver haired generation is seeking ways to subsidize their income. The FBI became aware of this, and one of their "covert" divisions is capitalizing on this need. They have been recruiting...
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Funny story: Ashley Greene: I'm Not Quite Through With The Pattinson Hunt!

Ashley Greene: I'm Not Quite Through With The Pattinson Hunt!

Ashley Greene says that everyone is so sure that Robert Pattinson is eventually going to marry his best friend, Kristen Stewart, but that she's not quite out of the running yet. Greene, who also appears in the Twilight movies, says that the fact t...
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Funny story: Politically Correct Version of "The Great Escape" To Be Released

Politically Correct Version of "The Great Escape" To Be Released

American, British, and German film studios are working together to complete production of a remake of "The Great Escape." The new movie is expected to be in theatres in early 2011 and has been dubbed "The Politically Correct Version." The film is d...
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Funny story: Obama Confession

Obama Confession

An undisclosed source in the Black Op Division of the Secret Service revealed recently that last New Years Eve, in a "relaxed" moment, President Obama revealed to a group of Black Op Agents that he was not a citizen of this country, and, in fact, was...
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Funny story: Work Experience Exams to Occur in Coffee-Making and Photocopying

Work Experience Exams to Occur in Coffee-Making and Photocopying

Although work experience, a begrudging ritual for tens of thousands of 15 and 16-year olds, is not until late July, some schools have supplemented lessons which teach students how to apply for a placement, with lessons that teach students the art of...
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Funny story: Obama's $200,000,000 Per/Day Vacation Does Not Include 20% Gratuities

Obama's $200,000,000 Per/Day Vacation Does Not Include 20% Gratuities

Today President Obama and 2000 of his closest friends embark on a working vacation trip to the Far East. Upon arriving in Mumbai, he and his entourage will stay at the 5 star Taj Mahal Palace where rooms start at $400-$500 per night. With Ameri...
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Funny story: Chapter 29:

Chapter 29:

Jean La Fete entered the TARDIS once again, watching as the old team of renegade Spoofers was assembled around the control panel. He watched as Morse, fully equipped with his pirate hat, observed as Charpa wrapped another fishnet stocking around her first. He watched as Skoob adjusted his pork pie hat whilst Jaggedone painted red tribal paint on his face. Carina watched Jean's reaction as he ob...
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Funny story: Impostor arrested at Goodison Park

Impostor arrested at Goodison Park

An impostor was in the Everton First Team squad, it has been revealed. Mr. Affin Alaff, a talented African footballer impersonator, scored a sensational goal for the Toffees this weekend against Stoke. The problem? Davey Moyes credited Mr. Alaf...
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Funny story: You Know What Every Town Needs?

You Know What Every Town Needs?

My town is a great place. When my family and I moved here from Chicago in the fall of '08 it was a huge transition for us. We're city-folk. We went from apartment renters to home owners to future PTAers. We moved here for Syd, our three and a half year old. We want her to have the best education, neighborhoods and overall everything that our little village has to offer... and boy, does this t...
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Funny story: Death Wish 99?

Death Wish 99?

It would seem quite apparent that ITV have a death wish of the awesome kind. With ratings dropping around them like fainting goats.....and their latest overpriced brainwave 'Daybreak' plunging faster than the Titanic....the numbskulls are now about t...
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Funny story: Dog Unsatisfied After Simulated Sex

Dog Unsatisfied After Simulated Sex

An Australian Rugby League player, Joel Monaghan, has upset the Canine fraternity by posting a photo of himself simulating a sex act with a Dog, named Poopoo, on the Internet. 'It was just a bit of Aussie humour' he contested, bringing a new meani...
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Funny story: Parliament in Shock

Parliament in Shock

Tremors were felt throughout Westminster at the news that Labour M.P. Phil Woolas has had his election made void. The LibDem contestant, who lost the election by 103 votes, claimed that Woolas had lied during the election campaign and a Judge has uph...
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Funny story: Boris insists on capitals fireworks being 'anchored'

Boris insists on capitals fireworks being 'anchored'

Mayor of London Boris Johnson has been labelled a killjoy for his insistence on all fireworks discharged over the weekend being anchored to ensure they land in the borough of origin. 'Cross borough' firework incidents were at an all time high last...
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Funny story: Urinal Manufacturer Releases New Kids Book; 'Everybody Pees'

Urinal Manufacturer Releases New Kids Book; 'Everybody Pees'

International porcelain bathroom fixture manufacturer, Belgian Standard, announced today the new release of a children's picture book targeted at young boys and titled, "Everybody Pees". The clever marketing department at Belgian Standard found a...
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Funny story: Shocked minger told she's too ugly for primetime TV

Shocked minger told she's too ugly for primetime TV

Former Countryfile presenter Miriam O'Reilly is suing the BBC for age and sex discrimination. Aesthetically challenged Ms O'Reilly, 53, is upset after getting the chop when the show was moved to a primetime slot. An employment tribunal heard this...
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Funny story: Rolls-Royce A380 Engine Designs Came From Hyundai?

Rolls-Royce A380 Engine Designs Came From Hyundai?

In late breaking news yesterday, engineering officials at Airbus revealed that the new A380 jet engines delivered by Rolls-Royce, were in fact based cooling fan designs from four cylinder automobile engines made by Hyundai Corporation. "It was a c...
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Funny story: Broadway's 'Spider Man' Scares Audiences Away

Broadway's 'Spider Man' Scares Audiences Away

The epic comic book story of Spider Man had proven to be difficult to stage from the onset, where the troubles with special effects alone were sending test audience members screaming towards the exits. What was easy to build with computer imagery...
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Funny story: Sparky Anderson Seen with Jacko and Elvis at Detroit Burger King

Sparky Anderson Seen with Jacko and Elvis at Detroit Burger King

Keeping hope alive for millions of Sparky Anderson, Michael Jackson and Elvis fans, drive through customers at a Detroit Burger King report seeing the white haired baseball legend sharing a bag of fries with both entertainment "kings" this Thursday.
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Funny story: David Cameron's New Year's Resolutions

David Cameron's New Year's Resolutions

1) Share the money equally. 2) Appear on Jeremy Kyle. 3) Appear on the Wright Stuff. 4) Reduce my carbon foot-print. 5) Reduce my personal level of smugness. 6) Give Nick Clegg a manly hand shake everytime he gets something right. 7) Give Boris Johnson a dressing down everytime he gets something wrong. 8) Get a new bike, and lycra clothes. The old ones are wearing out. 9) T...
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Funny story: Born To Spoof: Epilogue - #4

Born To Spoof: Epilogue - #4

"She would never say...where she came from...Yesterday don't matter, if its gone.".....(the music in the Spoof Bar always had an uncanny knack for impailing one's feelings of the moment.) I had spent several weeks, as we all had, recovering in a padded apartment next to Masterchev's and JOs upstairs at The Spoof. The Oracle had left us all in a state of chaotic, unimaginable madness. My head he...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah to appear on X-Factor

Derek Acorah to appear on X-Factor

Simon Cowell has announced that for the final episode of the X-Factor he has managed to secure world famous superstar psychic, Derek Acorah. "He's going to be performing a medley of his greatest hits," Cowell said. "Including Beat It, My Way and B...
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Funny story: Computer generated Elvis impersonator

Computer generated Elvis impersonator

Elvis aficionado Mary Proud of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in Swinton has created a software program that will take any song and sing it in the style of Elvis Presley. "We're very pleased with the results," said Proud. "You could sa...
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Funny story: Oregon cat houses batten down the hatches at Rooney 'conditioning training' arrival

Oregon cat houses batten down the hatches at Rooney 'conditioning training' arrival

Nike Town, Oregon - (Offside Mess): It's Man U's equivalent of Coleen's recent Lourdes trip to pray for a nuptial miracle from the Virgin. And it will see wayward striker Wayne Rooney put through his paces in an aversion therapy week to restore a...
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Funny story: Mick Jagger reportedly the father of Barack Obama

Mick Jagger reportedly the father of Barack Obama

Yes. You've read it. Mick Jagger strikes! Again. - The former member of the rock band, "The Rolling Stones" has confessed earlier today, that he had an affair with The President's mother, Ann Dunham. "She was hot! We met in a pub, I asked for he...
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Funny story: NASA Photos Confirm Comet Hartley 2 Looks Like Giant Misshapen Penis

NASA Photos Confirm Comet Hartley 2 Looks Like Giant Misshapen Penis

NASA's spaceship, appropriately named 'Deep Impact,' send home pictures recently of what appeared to be a misshapen penis and realized it was the Comet Hartley 2. Scientists high-fived each other as they viewed the photos that took three years to rea...
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Funny story: Nocturnal Emittor not guilty of indecent act

Nocturnal Emittor not guilty of indecent act

A British man holidaying in Australia charged with conducting a lewd act in a public place, has been found not guilty in a landmark case. Oliver Prestwick, from Bath, was arrested after complaints from a female member of the public that she had wi...
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Funny story: 'Genital warts ruining her vocal chords' theory as Susan Boyle pulls out early from Bribed of Britain Awards

'Genital warts ruining her vocal chords' theory as Susan Boyle pulls out early from Bribed of Britain Awards

London - (Premature Exacerbation Mess): She was to have sung 'Hound Dog' for Monday's Daily Smrearer-sponsored ceremony in front of Charles and Camilla. But an emergency check-up on a sore throat has found a cluster of laryngeal condylomata acumin...
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Funny story: Cameron & Clegg lead truly revolutionary regime

Cameron & Clegg lead truly revolutionary regime

David Cameron and Nick Clegg have been hailed by the right-leaning broadsheets as leading a truly revolutionary government. This adulation comes hot on the heels of a series of major policy announcements, which have been made over the last few day...
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Funny story: "Lord of The Rings Stephen Fry Shut Your Gob" - Brenda's Celebrity Broadside No. 357

"Lord of The Rings Stephen Fry Shut Your Gob" - Brenda's Celebrity Broadside No. 357

Hya peeps. How's it hangin? Me, I'm totally cheesed off right now. My feller's abroad on business in Dubai. No more nookie for a week or two. What a pisser. He'd better behave hisself mind. He reckons there's some tasty high-class whores over there, they don't all look and smell like camels and wear them black sheets. If I smell any Arab twat on him I'll wring his fucken neck. Still, could b...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole LA Trip Sparks X Factor Panic

Cheryl Cole LA Trip Sparks X Factor Panic

X Factor judge Cheryl Cole's 36-hour round trip to LA has caused panic among programme bosses, who now want to keep tabs on their stars 24/7. Cheryl "nipped" over to Los Angeles on Wednesday, but assured bosses that she would be back in time for t...
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Funny story: Shocking: Search Party Sent Out For Nick Knowles

Shocking: Search Party Sent Out For Nick Knowles

A search party was despatched late last night for the TV celebrity Nick Knowles. The DIY SOS star has not been seen on television for over two days, prompting fans and TV execs alike, to assume something must be wrong. Ever present with his rou...
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Funny story: Bermuda Triangle to take all the world's nuclear waste

Bermuda Triangle to take all the world's nuclear waste

The Bermuda Triangle, made famous by Barry Manilow, has finally discovered a use for it's ability to make things disappear: it will be used as a rubbish dump for the world's nuclear waste. However, some scientists think that this could store up troub...
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Funny story: Dominican Baseball Cheerleaders Considered Best Innovation In Game Since Creatine

Dominican Baseball Cheerleaders Considered Best Innovation In Game Since Creatine

While baseball is considered the United States' "national pastime", one could argue that there are moments during a typical three-hour baseball game that are a little... slow. (Like everything before the pitcher's delivery and after the ball is hit.)...
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Funny story: Orange Man Boehner Delights Chinese Business Leaders, Disappoints Constituents

Orange Man Boehner Delights Chinese Business Leaders, Disappoints Constituents

The Chinese, long associated with being the yellow race, have found a friend in a man whose face color reminds them of their grandfathers when they get very angry-orange. There is an old saying in China that goes something like "when my yellow grandf...
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Funny story: Gun Racks and Slurpee Machines to Be Installed in House Chamber

Gun Racks and Slurpee Machines to Be Installed in House Chamber

The changing of the political guard isn't always easy in America, especially when one political party takes the helm over the party who wasn't quite finished with their business. This time, though, a few changes have been discussed that might just ma...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Star With Jessica Alba, Audrina Patridge, and Brooklyn Decker In The Semi-Nude Movie "Cody And The Cougars"

Justin Bieber To Star With Jessica Alba, Audrina Patridge, and Brooklyn Decker In The Semi-Nude Movie "Cody And The Cougars"

HOLLYWOOD - Patti Lynn Malette has just announced to the entertainment media that her son Justin Bieber will be appearing in a motion picture with Jessica Alba, Audrina Patridge, and Brooklyn Decker. The film, Cody And The Cougars, which is based...
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Funny story: Ricky Martin Snags Starring Role in Upcoming "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

Ricky Martin Snags Starring Role in Upcoming "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

In what is being billed as the first feature-length film focusing on the controversial don't ask, don't tell military policy, "Shaving Ryan's Privates" is due out in spring 2011, and its producers have just announced that the starring role has been g...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Joins the Tea Party

Barack Obama Joins the Tea Party

In a move that has voters heads spinning US President Barack Obama has announced he is joining the Tea Party. In an impromptu press conference at White House Rose Garden today Obama said "I think Americans have had enough of carbonated drinks and bub...
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Funny story: Radical website publishes MP death list

Radical website publishes MP death list

Somewhat predictably, a radical extremist website has urged followers to kill UK MPs who voted in favour of the Iraq war; publishing a list of all 383 of them, their constituency addresses, the whereabouts of their second and third homes and the hot...
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