Funny story: Pensioner has her back door smashed in

Pensioner has her back door smashed in

An elderly woman from Margate was recovering today after her back door was smashed in by a rampaging Rottweiler dog. The pensioner was bending over to feed her cat when all of a sudden she felt a furry presence between her legs - as the cat fl...
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Funny story: Paris Goes Beyond Snooki, LiLo Doing 'Public Service' In Mini Bikini!

Paris Goes Beyond Snooki, LiLo Doing 'Public Service' In Mini Bikini!

While Snooki did her first round of 'Community Service' getting into enough trouble to cause her to be arrested again, LiLo hid secret messages on her nails, etc, Paris Hilton has been picking up trash at a city park wearing very little. Apparentl...
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Funny story: Jesus Christ was a fag and a communist

Jesus Christ was a fag and a communist

Was Jesus Christ a gay bitch with a loose ass? Was he really a communist? The answer to those questions and others are clear to see in the bible. All the evidence in the bible points to the fact that Jesus was gay. He didn't hang out with women, but instead bedded down every night with 12 male apostles. He wore a robe and had long hair which means he liked dressing in drag. He tells a prostitu...
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Funny story: 50,000 Protest Irish Bail Out.

50,000 Protest Irish Bail Out.

I have never professed to being a fan of politics and politicians but this story from Ireland has really got me thinking. Two topics I was brought up to avoid, in conversations, were politics and religion. Now I understand why. The Vatican City is purported to be the richest city in the world. Christian people, albeit Catholics, reside there. Many Catholics reside in Ireland so why does...
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Funny story: British Officer "HRH" Torture Leak Rebuke

British Officer "HRH" Torture Leak Rebuke

Whitehall and the Government are in shock tonight after a leaked recording alleged to be of a British RAF Officer - identified only as "HRH" - torturing an Afghan civilian was released by Welsh whistle-blowing website Wikileeks. It has sparked demands for a forces-wide review, and for the officer in question to be sharply rebuked. The true horror of the acts can only be appreciated in transc...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Turns 18, Does Centerfold Spread In Major Magazine

Miley Cyrus Turns 18, Does Centerfold Spread In Major Magazine

Finally Miley Cyrus has turned eighteen and is not a little girl anymore. Of course, those like Liam Helmsworth already knew that she had been acting a lot older for some time now. To celebrate she has had a whole week of small parties and large o...
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Funny story: Earplug sales soar as Waissel wails

Earplug sales soar as Waissel wails

Shops all over the UK have reported a sudden surge in the sales of earplugs as Katie "Wastrel" Waissel's wailing made Wagner sound like Pavarotti on the latest edition of the x-factor. After a shocking first song, Wastrel then proceeded to compl...
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Funny story: Local man in war of attrition over toilet roll with flatmate.

Local man in war of attrition over toilet roll with flatmate.

A local man has been left reeling and shell shocked following an all out attempt by his flat mate to not change the toilet roll in the shared bathroom of their house this evening. The trouble all began earlier today when the unnamed house sharer,...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Busts President in the Lip

Michelle Obama Busts President in the Lip

The official story line is, The President likes to play hard ball when he works out on the court. Barack Obama was playing aggressive basketball and he took a stray elbow to the mouth. Obama was rushed to the doctor where he recieved 12 stitches for...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Is Told That Rush Limbaugh Started The Gay Rumor About Him And Zac Efron

Robert Pattinson Is Told That Rush Limbaugh Started The Gay Rumor About Him And Zac Efron

QUEENS, New York - Robert Pattinson was in town visiting an old high school friend Luigi "Knuckles" Scalatori when he was approached by a reporter for the local magazine publication Hey What It Is Yo? Pattinson was asked if he had heard about the...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Apologies

Paris Hilton's Vagina Apologies

Recently Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage, tearing up the town and making a total spectacle of it's self. It all started when Paris's Vagina discovered Paris was not up for the role of Linda Lovelace in the bio pic, Inferno. Paris's ker...
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Funny story: Gangsters plan to industrilize and go corporate

Gangsters plan to industrilize and go corporate

Juarez, Mexico- Drug dealers have opted for a cheaper and more efficient way to make money. After the bust of a sophisticated drug tunnel that ran from Mexico to San Diego, drug traffickers have decided that it's cheaper to grow marijuana on the...
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Funny story: Ashley Greene To Star In The New Vampire Movie, "Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains"

Ashley Greene To Star In The New Vampire Movie, "Lady Labia - The Scourgess of The Carpathian Mountains"

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Greene was vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with her personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue. Greene who portrays Alice Cullen in the extraordinary Twilight Saga series told a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Mor...
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Funny story: Al Qaeda operatives hijack model airplane

Al Qaeda operatives hijack model airplane

Security officials in the United States and abroad are scrambling this afternoon to thwart a potentially devastating terrorist attack and to quickly develop an effective strategy for dealing with what appears to be a new direction being taken by al...
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Funny story: Religion Takes a Nose Dive

Religion Takes a Nose Dive

Religious leaders were praying extra hard to be forgiven for being in the same company as Tony Blair. It was Blair who defended a proposal that 'religion is a force for good in the world'. He lost the vote 2 to 1 against atheist Christopher Hitchens.
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato

Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato

NEW YORK CITY - Selena Gomez performed a concert before a sell out crowd at Yankee Stadium. The concession stand director stated that they had never ever sold the amount of popcorn, Crackerjacks, and hot dogs that they sold during the two-hour concer...
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Funny story: Grandpa Ganja's Emporium (The Seminar) #4

Grandpa Ganja's Emporium (The Seminar) #4

FADE IN: EXT. DAY. 9:45 am. GG arrives for an early seminar for new patients. He carries a cardboard box under his arm and enters the Club. INT. BETH is putting fresh coffee out with a box of regular cookies. BETH You're late. I thought you forgot today's seminar. GG Grandpa Ganja never forgets. I just had to go back for my demos. BETH Because you forgot th...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Donates $20,000 To Mel Gibson's Ex-Future Wife Oksana Grigorieva

Justin Bieber Donates $20,000 To Mel Gibson's Ex-Future Wife Oksana Grigorieva

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber was in Tinsel Town visiting the extremely attractive president of the Justin Bieber California Fan Club Brendy Lolly Kissipush, 31. Bieber wanted to personally thank Mrs. Kissipush for helping to make his fan club the b...
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Funny story: McDonalds: The Cadmium Is For Extra Flavor!

McDonalds: The Cadmium Is For Extra Flavor!

Arc International, the company that brought us Pyrex, Mikasa, and McDonalds glasses chock-full of lethal cadmium, is backing away from the affirmative defense they've proffered in a lawsuit stemming from the 'Shrek Forever After' glasses fiasco. "...
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Funny story: Emma Watson and the return of the pixie crop circles.

Emma Watson and the return of the pixie crop circles.

Hairstylists the world over are attempting to recreate the crop circle/pixie cut combo but are unable to reproduce an authentic look, like the real deal. Emma Watson, who first came to media attention with long flowing locks recently switched to a...
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Funny story: The Queen Shows Her Knowledge Of Horse Paintings

The Queen Shows Her Knowledge Of Horse Paintings

The Queen was in Saudi Arabia today, where she met the King of Arabia who showed her his vast collection of paintings of horses. The Queen impressed all observers greatly by showing how much she knows about horsey art. She exclaimed her delight up...
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Funny story: Tony Robinson promotes Archaeology Relief

Tony Robinson promotes Archaeology Relief

A charity event was announced today by Tony Robinson to raise money for archaeology in the UK. He explained, "For many years we have had Comic Relief, which raises money through comedy. Then we had Sport Relief, which raised money through various spo...
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Funny story: An Introduction to Scottish Cuisine

An Introduction to Scottish Cuisine

Scottish food is not universally known for its quality or even its health benefits, but one entrepreneuring young chef has decided that there is a gap in the market for a Scottish restaurant in London. Hamish McSporran, originally from Auchtermuchty, opened his restaurant "Le Jock" last month and has received rave reviews. He spoke exclusively to TheSpoof.com. "It's all aboot cheapness," he...
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Funny story: Stay Indoors! Police Warning As Snow Falls!

Stay Indoors! Police Warning As Snow Falls!

Police have urged people throughout the entire of freezing Britain to stay indoors amid warnings of heavy snow and plunging temperatures. Meteorologists have warned of meteor sized snow falls that would crush a person flat, should they be unlucky...
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Funny story: WINTER!

WINTER!

Winter's had enough of itself; it wants to do something else... nothing drastic or abnormal like be a businessman or an elf it wants to have a crack ... at being something new like spring or autumn, that would be cool and cool is one thing it can do. It's not very sure if summertime is something that he could pull off... and anyway he would only miss the fireworks as well...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof Sequel: Chapter 9 Dark Ages

Born to Spoof Sequel: Chapter 9 Dark Ages

When Mark finally came to he was in a white room on a ornate white poster bed. Bright sun shone through huge gothic castle windows and glinted off of the padlock that held his ropes taught. A light fog hung just off of the floor, making the whole thing seem very dream like to him. The ceiling was easily 60 feet tall, with paintings of angels. "Your awake," said a soft gentle voice, but he could...
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Funny story: Astronomer catches S.E.X. on tape!

Astronomer catches S.E.X. on tape!

In what may be called an 'arousing' revelation of a dark secret of the deep space, an astronomer has caught S.E.X. on tape. S.E.X., which stands for Sudden Emission of X-rays had been an hot issue for a very long time. The existence of cosmic SEX...
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Funny story: New WikiLeaks Reveal Lady Camilla Has Some Horse DNA

New WikiLeaks Reveal Lady Camilla Has Some Horse DNA

Those revealing WikiLeaks are about to be released once again and this time there is eight times the secret information as the first time. For instance, an insider who has seen some of them ahead of time, says they show that Tony Blair has a huge...
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Funny story: Sony, Palin, Tea Party, Cameron, Gordon Brown, Republicans, Murdoch, Apple, to Sue Spoofer in Libel

Sony, Palin, Tea Party, Cameron, Gordon Brown, Republicans, Murdoch, Apple, to Sue Spoofer in Libel

(written by Inhopeless's friend, James Smith) BIRMINGHAM - A coalition of several companies, people, and political parties will sue spoofer Inhopeless for defamation. Inhopeless, whose name has been disguised to protect his identity, and also b...
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Funny story: Marijuana, Miley Cyrus now Legal for Recreational Use

Marijuana, Miley Cyrus now Legal for Recreational Use

SACRAMENTO, California - Governor-elect Jerry Brown chose the occasion of Miley Cyrus' 18th birthday to declare that both Miley and marijuana are now legal for the recreational pleasure of the state's population at large. Five years ago, use of ei...
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Funny story: Supermarket to pioneer "Roadkill" range

Supermarket to pioneer "Roadkill" range

Supermarket giants Tesbury's are to roll out a new line of food entitled "Roadkill", and aim to introduce it as a viable alternative to other supermarket's budget brands. "Every day hundreds of kilos of perfectly good meat is left to rot on our ro...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Council Leader Fond of Ribbon Cutting

Isle of Wight News - Council Leader Fond of Ribbon Cutting

We caught up with Isle of Wight Council Leader David Pugh at the ground breaking of the new Cowes secondary school where he spoke candidly about how much he enjoys ribbon cutting. "It's a real pleasure to be part of any improvements here on the Is...
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Funny story: Cash-strapped Eire to replace the Euro

Cash-strapped Eire to replace the Euro

Thousands of people are marching on the streets of Dublin to protest against the Irish Republic's four-year austerity plan. Under a bailout plan agreed with the EU and the International Monetary Fund (IMF), the Dublin government has accepted up to...
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Funny story: Michael Brea Beheads Demonic Mother and HE Gets Charged

Michael Brea Beheads Demonic Mother and HE Gets Charged

2010 has not been the greatest year ever for Haiti. The year got off to a rousing start on January 12, 2010 when AIDS ravaged Haiti was devastated by an earthquake measuring 7.0 on the Richter scale followed by 52 aftershocks, resulting in 500,000 ca...
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Funny story: Evil Madman Tries to Take Over New York City... Oh Lord, Not Again

Evil Madman Tries to Take Over New York City... Oh Lord, Not Again

NEW YORK - The UN was shocked and exasperated today as yet again another evil villian decided to take over the world by impossible means. Our reporter who was at the United Nations HQ in New York at the time recorded this transcribed audio message...
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Funny story: Palin on Video Gung Ho to ATTACK RUSSIA and No New START Treaty!

Palin on Video Gung Ho to ATTACK RUSSIA and No New START Treaty!

Being the President of the United States of America is a job. Two years ago Charles Gibson of ABC gave Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin a job interview. It was like a job interview of Sarah Palin and a chess game, to see how well Sarah Palin t...
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Funny story: Mad cows stampede through feed store on Black Friday

Mad cows stampede through feed store on Black Friday

WISCONSIN-- Employees at the BarnMart in Milwaukee braced themselves Friday morning for the yearly onslaught of cattle looking for the best deals on feed. A herd of heifers, bulls, and calves were lined up around the block in the wee hours waiting f...
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Funny story: Gillian Faints Yet Again

Gillian Faints Yet Again

Gillian Mckieth fainted for the a millionth time last night after seeing a massive spider. The Spider happened to be Stacey trying to impress the campmates with a spider impression. Gillian then lost the baby she was "pregnant" with when she's...
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Funny story: Limbaugh: "I Was Just Kidding for God's Sake!"

Limbaugh: "I Was Just Kidding for God's Sake!"

Rush Limbaugh called a press conference yesterday to counter a ground swell of public opinion that erupted after his negative remarks about Native Americans. Limbaugh, who could not care less, felt threatened by a possible boycott of his advertisers...
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Funny story: British Relations With Germany Under Strain Due To Erroneous Emoticon :-s

British Relations With Germany Under Strain Due To Erroneous Emoticon :-s

Having pissed off the majority of the UK, Prime Minister David Cameron has now taken to annoying people on the continent. His actions have now caused political relations between Great Britain and Germany to plummet to new lows after a seemingly erro...
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Funny story: Police Chief Concludes Negotiations with Fake Student Leader

Police Chief Concludes Negotiations with Fake Student Leader

Constable Paul Stephenson, recently demoted from his his position a the Met Police Chief, had concluded a pact with a fake student leader so that demonstrations against student fees would not get out of hand. If was revealed today by Wikileaks, de...
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Funny story: Dementia was the least of Thatcher's problems new movie alleges

Dementia was the least of Thatcher's problems new movie alleges

London - (Sordid Stuff): "It's enough to frighten the whorses, alright," is how a British Film Council spokesman described it today. The film starring some old ego-inflated ratbag depicts Mrs Thatcher as the brain-dead moron wife of a KGB gangste...
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Funny story: Man on Street: Failed Oregon Bombing

Man on Street: Failed Oregon Bombing

A teenager has been arrested in the US state of Oregon after allegedly plotting to carry out a car bomb attack at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony, potentially killing over 500 people. However, FBI had intercepted the bomb and stopped the attack. What do you think? Mike Thornes - Mobile (Burger-flipper) - "See! It's them moosulems. They want to attack of freedoms! All of them moosulems! I...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Hits Puberty

Justin Bieber Hits Puberty

NEW YORK - At the final stop on his tour of the North American continent, Bieber punched annoying guy, Rod Puberty. On-stage dancer at the gig in Central Park said this: "This annoying guy who didn't even like Beiber, he kept following us everywhe...
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Funny story: Fallout from Bush Administration: What's to be done with all the Nukular waste?

Fallout from Bush Administration: What's to be done with all the Nukular waste?

If you think a two headed horned toad is scary you oughta spend more time thinking about the Bush Administration dumping all the high-potency nu-cu-lar waste in America in an abandoned warehouse near San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf. If you're a typical Cracker, Bible-Thumper or learned a new salute up at Sand Point, you're probably sayin' Good. Let those Hippie bastards stir-fry their tempeh...
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Funny story: This Medication May Have Some Side Effects

This Medication May Have Some Side Effects

You may experience some side effects when taking this medication. You may experience memory lapses to varying degrees. You may forget to take your daily dose. (If you do, simply return to the daily schedule. Do not take two doses together.) You may forget where you have placed your bottle of medication. (We suggest leaving the bottle on your night stand or otherwise out in the open. You...
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Funny story: X Factor Wagner And I'm A Celeb Gillian... Love In The Air?

X Factor Wagner And I'm A Celeb Gillian... Love In The Air?

Not only does she have to cope with the challenges of the jungle, Gillian McKeith also has to fend of the attentions of an unwanted suitor. Sources from the I'm A Celebrity jungle say that the TV nutrition expert has been receiving texts of a "spi...
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Funny story: Inflammatory Ohio State President: "Watching Nevada vs. Boise State like watching two Ohio high school football teams play the game"

Inflammatory Ohio State President: "Watching Nevada vs. Boise State like watching two Ohio high school football teams play the game"

(Columbus, Ohio) - From the safety of a portable toilet in the recently renovated E. Gordon Gee Lavatory Complex, the President of The Ohio State University called the game between Boise State and Nevada "basically like watching two really good Ohio...
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Funny story: "MY 'Chinese Comedy Central's Kim Jong-il Roast Called Off Due to Tensions on Korean Peninsula' STORY NOT GETTING EXPOSURE IN CHINA OR N. KOREA LIKE I HAD HOPED" says disillusioned TheSpoof.com writer

"MY 'Chinese Comedy Central's Kim Jong-il Roast Called Off Due to Tensions on Korean Peninsula' STORY NOT GETTING EXPOSURE IN CHINA OR N. KOREA LIKE I HAD HOPED" says disillusioned TheSpoof.com writer

(Northern California) - Irregular TheSpoof.com contributor, SpaceWanker, recently was overheard wondering aloud while fully-clothed in the shower: "I can't figure it out. Was something lost in translation? It's strange because I really thought I...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler Both Deny A Lesbian Romp In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler Both Deny A Lesbian Romp In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Jennifer Aniston, who does not really ever seem to have a problem getting a guy, but who can't seem to keep one worth a damn was photographed vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with Chelsea Handler a stand up comedian...
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Funny story: Nicki Minaj's Gigantic Booty Makes J-Lo's, Beyonce's, and The Kardashian Trio's Tushes Look Flatter Than Kansas!

Nicki Minaj's Gigantic Booty Makes J-Lo's, Beyonce's, and The Kardashian Trio's Tushes Look Flatter Than Kansas!

BROOKLYN - Hip hop rap artist Nicki Minaj performed at The Rumpelstiltskin Ballroom in Brooklyn before a standing room only crowd. The 25-year-old Trinidadian captivated the crowd not only with her singing but with her tremendously over sized butt...
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Funny story: Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport TSA Inspector Says He Has 'Patted Down' A Total of 17 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport TSA Inspector Says He Has 'Patted Down' A Total of 17 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

DALLAS - Transportation Security Administration Inspector Agent Rhett Leland Mashflicker, 43, proudly boasted to fellow TSA pat down inspectors Rufus Socketshank, 29, and Gwyneth Muddyheimer, 24, that he holds The Dallas-Fort Worth International Airp...
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Funny story: Amsterdam Names tiny Guerneville CA Sister City!

Amsterdam Names tiny Guerneville CA Sister City!

In a surprise move that was totally unexpected by the Chamber of Commerce as well as most of its citizens, tiny Guerneville, CA (pop.1,003) was named last week as Amsterdam's (The Netherlands) Sister-City. The prestigious 'appointment' elevates G...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers busted for mask violation!

Joan Rivers busted for mask violation!

Irrepressible comedienne Joan Rivers was arrested in New York's Greenwich Village yesterday after being charged with wearing a mask in public, which is still a misdemeanor offense although post 9/11 lawmakers are trying to change the infraction to a...
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Funny story: Is this a Cover Up?

Is this a Cover Up?

It was reported today by the press that President Barack Obama was "accidentally" hit in the mouth during a basketball game with family and friends at Fort McNair, a military post in Washington. The ten person game was witnessed by several spectat...
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Funny story: Saudi Arabia has an innovative way to keep law and order

Saudi Arabia has an innovative way to keep law and order

AL-AWWAMIYA, Saudi Arabia - A teenage girl was attacked by a stray camel and after reporting the incident to the police she was arrested and punished by a judge --- she was sentenced to over 90 lashes while the camel was chased off to chew cud in th...
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Funny story: Ice Fishing in Key West

Ice Fishing in Key West

Two Graton men are recovering from frostbite after the shack in which they were ice fishing fell through the ice of Otter Tail Lake in Minnesota last week. Enjoying the warmest March in 90 years of record-keeping hasn't kept the population of Fe...
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Funny story: Queen tells Paparazzi to Iris Down

Queen tells Paparazzi to Iris Down

The Queen, in a bit of a huff, told the paparazzi to back off Prince (Big Willie) William, and Kate (Babykins) Middleton. While having the paparazzi follow you around is just a side effect of being a Royal, the recent behavior of the photogs has been...
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Funny story: Cambodian Death Toll Blamed on Bridge Toll Prank

Cambodian Death Toll Blamed on Bridge Toll Prank

More than two day after hundreds of people were crushed to death in a huge tightly packed crowd on the last night of a Cambodian Water festival near the town of Lottapoor, the real reasons are beginning to surface. A prank conjured by two teenage...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Forced To Eat Tofurky With Father, Samantha Ronson as Punishment.

Lindsay Lohan Forced To Eat Tofurky With Father, Samantha Ronson as Punishment.

Lindsay Lohan was forced to spend at least part of her Thanksgiving with father Michael Lohan and former boyfriend Sam Ronson as punishment by the Betty Ford Clinic. That was the joke?? An eating Samantha Ronson joke?? "And the Tofurky was terri...
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