Funny story: The Ratings For "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Are Shooting Through The Roof (No Pun Intended)

The Ratings For "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" Are Shooting Through The Roof (No Pun Intended)

WASILLA - Sarah Palin has literally struck gold with her Alaskan based reality show. TLC Network executives are boasting that Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska is beating out top shows such as CSI: Las Vegas, Modern Family, Mafia Cake Boss, The Jersey S...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Yes, I Could Beat Obama In 2012!

Sarah Palin: Yes, I Could Beat Obama In 2012!

In an upcoming chat with Barbara Walters, something Walters stated she had quit doing two years ago, former Vice Presidential candidate and Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin says that she could beat Obama in the 2012 election. The segment will come as...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Showing A Lot Of Skin During Breaking Dawn Filming!

Kristen Stewart Showing A Lot Of Skin During Breaking Dawn Filming!

If you ever wondered why Robert Pattinson is so taken with Kristen Stewart, you might check the photos online today of the filming of 'Breaking Dawn, The Twilight Saga". Of course, Pattison is wearing swimming trunks in some of the shots but the w...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Four AMA Awards Plus An Unexpected Surprise

Justin Bieber Four AMA Awards Plus An Unexpected Surprise

Young performer Justin Bieber was the big winner at the AMA Awards Sunday night, taking home all four of the trophies that he was nominated for. That includes the coveted Entertainer of the Year. He was the youngest winner of the trophy ever. The...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Kicks Booty At The American Music Awards

Justin Bieber Kicks Booty At The American Music Awards

LOS ANGELES - It was a tear-filled night at the 38th Annual American Music Awards, or as Snoop Dogg calls them, "Da AMA's fa shizzle ma nizzle goodies y'all." The ceremonies were held at the Nokia Theater, which is named after the California fish...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck Calls Out Old Man

Glenn Beck Calls Out Old Man

Washington - Glenn Beck is calling out George Soros for being the reason that liberals are taking over the world and warning smart people to make sure that Mr. Soros is watched closely because he believes Mr. Soros is one of the biblical signs of the...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle 'sexed up' in new Album

Susan Boyle 'sexed up' in new Album

Susan Boyle's follow up Album to her runaway debut success, 'I dreamed a dream' was released in Los Angles last night to huge controversy. With millions of sales behind her, expectation was high, but she has dumbfounded critics with the release o...
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Funny story: Toddler Plunges from Lakers Box onto Kim Kardashian Implants Fine

Toddler Plunges from Lakers Box onto Kim Kardashian Implants Fine

This is one boy who should have been stapled to his seat. Last night at the Staples Center Kim Kardashian was sitting courtside with Halle Berry's baby daddy Gabriel Aubry watching the Los Angeles Lakers blow away the Golden State Warriors. Pau G...
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Funny story: Women Everywhere Applaud Richard Seymour for Hitting Big Ben

Women Everywhere Applaud Richard Seymour for Hitting Big Ben

New York - Women everywhere got out of their seats and cheered their loudest when Richard Seymour laid Big Ben out in Sunday's Raiders and Steelers game. "Big Ben made some rude comment about the Raiders' cheerleaders and doing what he always doe...
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Funny story: Brad Childress Glad Vikings Fired Him

Brad Childress Glad Vikings Fired Him

Minneapolis - Brad Childress is going to take some time off from football and enjoy the peace and quiet that comes with not having to talk to the media about a crappy football team. "I am glad the Vikings fired me today, because now I don't have...
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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Cheered Their Little Butts Off As The Cowboys Beat The Detroit Lions 35-19

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Cheered Their Little Butts Off As The Cowboys Beat The Detroit Lions 35-19

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has decided not to lay off any of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders after all. Jones had been contemplating ways of trying to save money and placing some of his cheerleaders on furlough was one of...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel's Great Grandfather Was In The SS Claims Hack

Katie Waissel's Great Grandfather Was In The SS Claims Hack

It appears that despite having a slightly elfin new haircut and finally beginning to win over the cynical British public, X-Factor diva Katie Waissel isn't out of the woods yet, as embittered redtop hack Richard Littlecock launched yet another stunni...
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Funny story: George Osborne - I'm only doing this because I own half of Ireland

George Osborne - I'm only doing this because I own half of Ireland

Through gritted teeth, George Osborne announced to the House of Commons today the details and his rationale behind bailing out the neighbours over the Irish Sea. Then the Tory boys chucked their venom and anti EEC bile at Cameron and Osborne. T...
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Funny story: If you want to wear copies of Kate Middleton's outfits read the following:

If you want to wear copies of Kate Middleton's outfits read the following:

Ladies (and drag queens etc.. if you are drooling over the photographs of Kate Middleton, Royal Icon of fashion and wish to copy her 'wardrobe', just take a walk down your local hightstreet and visit the clothing stores, photos of her in hand. You are sure to find similar outfits at much cheaper prices. If you are Canadian (or American?), pick up your latest edition of Sear's Fall and Winter c...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter Eight: In Memoriam

Born to Spoof: Chapter Eight: In Memoriam

Sharing a cell with Jean La Fete was a bit like being Chandler in Friends. Alright for a bit, until you start getting all lovesick. Then it all goes pear-shaped. So whilst lover boy La Fete was mooching around the three by three cell, I found myself slowly trying to map out my life on the concrete floor. "Jean, what did you say my name was?" I asked, watching as the Dean Martin lookalike att...
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Funny story: FAA Decides All Passenders Should Be Nude

FAA Decides All Passenders Should Be Nude

The FAA announced today that it is going to try to impose new regulations that will ban clothes from all domestic airports and airlines. The new regulations have to pass through Congress before it can be implemented. A pole was conducted outside L...
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Funny story: Puking in Public New First Amendment Right

Puking in Public New First Amendment Right

Leaked memos from the new Republican caucus in the US House of Representatives indicate that sweeping changes are going to be made to the First Amendment of the constitution of the United States. "Puking in Public and Inciting to Riot will constitute...
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Funny story: I'm A Celeb - The Truth About Gillian McKeith's Fainting Fits

I'm A Celeb - The Truth About Gillian McKeith's Fainting Fits

Skoob Entertainment News can finally reveal the truth about Gillian McKeith's on demand fainting episodes on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here!' There are, according to sources, TWO reasons for the panicky fainting bouts. One of the reasons gi...
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Funny story: Jimmy Choo Boutiques Renamed AmeriJesus FlagSaddle

Jimmy Choo Boutiques Renamed AmeriJesus FlagSaddle

LONDON - Jimmy Choo, operator of haute couture shoe and apparel stores, has changed its name in order to enhance the image of its retail outlets in America. Tamara Mellon, Vogue editor and Choo co-founder, explains: "Americans are less likely t...
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Funny story: Mike Tyson of Dutch football, Luis Suarez admits, "I was starving"!

Mike Tyson of Dutch football, Luis Suarez admits, "I was starving"!

Dutch league football is starved of top quality and their players are starving too! Proof of this was the televised game between Ajax Amsterdam and PSV Eindhoven. The game was a 0-0 bore but the happenings after were very "tasty"! Luis Suarez,...
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Funny story: Superheroes Ask Ed Miliband to Save the World From the Tombies

Superheroes Ask Ed Miliband to Save the World From the Tombies

The International Union of Superheroes has called on Ed Miliband to save the World from a new breed of flesh eating monsters. The superheroes who include, Superman, Spiderman, Catwoman and George Galloway all believe the time has come to start t...
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Funny story: David Cameron 'is like Dad's Army's Private Pike on acid'

David Cameron 'is like Dad's Army's Private Pike on acid'

Lisbon - (They-Don't-Like-it-Up-'Em! Mess): "The resemblance is uncanny," NATO top brass commented as David Cameron rolled out yet another vintage performance at the weekend. The UK Prime Monster is said to have been brought up on Dad's Army rerun...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel Hates Kittens And Her Grandad's A Pimp Claims Hack

Katie Waissel Hates Kittens And Her Grandad's A Pimp Claims Hack

Notorious red top hack, Richard Littlecock today added his lardy-arsed weight to the 'Let's All Hate Katie Waissel' movement by claiming that Katie can't stand kittens and that her grandad's a ruthless pimp working the mean streets of Bradford. "I...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict allows Vatican Condoms for Malin Akerman Abusive Priests

Pope Benedict allows Vatican Condoms for Malin Akerman Abusive Priests

Pope Benedict has made billions protecting the flock from 'The Inferno.' Now Pope Benedict has teamed up with the makers of 'Woolite', 'Lysol' and 'Durex Condoms' to protect the flock from 'The Inferno' of overpopulation by manufacturing Durex Brand...
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Funny story: Obscure Website Launches Wagner Carillho Voting Frenzy

Obscure Website Launches Wagner Carillho Voting Frenzy

Writers on an obscure satirical website have been slammed for promoting Wagner Carillho to the public, and imploring X-Factor viewers to vote for Wagner - with the sole purpose of totally pissing off Simon Cowell. Wagner, who is no oil painting, a...
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Funny story: Holy Foam Contraceptive Approved by Pope in Cases of Unhappy Marriage

Holy Foam Contraceptive Approved by Pope in Cases of Unhappy Marriage

Following on the heels of Pope Benedict's decision to allow condom use in certain circumstances to guard against the spread of AIDS and other communicable sexual diseases, the Pope has made another landmark decision. The Pope has declared that a s...
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Funny story: Londoners Flock to Kabul

Londoners Flock to Kabul

The news that Kabul is safer than London or Glasgow has caused a rush of applications for emigration to Afghanistan. Galweigans are not so quick on the uptake as the Glasgow kiss is being used to deter people from leaving the city. Children are pa...
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Funny story: Barrow says NO to Royal Wedding

Barrow says NO to Royal Wedding

The announcement of the engagement of Queen Victoria's son Prince Arthur to the Prussian princess, Katerina Brunhilda, was announced in November 1890. The news was greeted by the citizens of Barrow in a variety of diverse ways. 20 November 1890 It was with no small amount of pleasure that I was able to convene today the first meeting of the civic committee tasked with making plans on how best...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Nan Is NOT A Prostitute

Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Nan Is NOT A Prostitute

Despite scurrilous reports to the contrary by a popular Sunday newspaper, Mrs Eloise Stroke, a neighbour and close confidante of Katie Waissel's nan today insisted that Sheila Vogel, 81 is not now, nor ever was a prostitute. Mrs Stroke insisted th...
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Funny story: Billingsgate Foils Body Scanner By Wrapping Genitalia In Saran Wrap

Billingsgate Foils Body Scanner By Wrapping Genitalia In Saran Wrap

Dr. Billingsgate, the British born genius, known mostly for possessing 12 Doctorates from LaFontaine College in the Cayman Islands, using counterintuitive methods developed by him during the Cold War, completely baffled security agents who selected h...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel's Grandmother is still a Prostitute

X-Factor's Katie Waissel's Grandmother is still a Prostitute

Wayne Rooney has become a big fan of X-Factor, and voted for Katie Waissel several hundred times after Katie's grandmother revealed she is still a working prostitute at eighty-one years old. Katie's Gran, Sheila Vogel, revealed to the national pre...
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Funny story: French farmer fed his ducks cannabis, killed the worms and got busted, "quack, quack"!

French farmer fed his ducks cannabis, killed the worms and got busted, "quack, quack"!

A French duck farmer, Messieur Royeur, was caught feeding his ducks with cannabis because they all had worms. He maintained that the cannabis was the best cure for his ducks from the worms and normal worm-killing remedies just didn't work. He h...
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Funny story: 'Don Draper' Mad Man quits show in 'Mad' rage

'Don Draper' Mad Man quits show in 'Mad' rage

AMC have confirmed Jon Hamm, the star of their award winning show, Mad Men, has quit after a sensational bust up with show creator Matthew Weiner. Hamm claims, 'Weiner and his fellow writing staff depict me week after week, sleeping with countless...
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Funny story: Bieber, Cyrus, Swift Sweep American Mediocrity Awards

Bieber, Cyrus, Swift Sweep American Mediocrity Awards

Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber, white trash exotic dancer-in-training Miley Cyrus and serial dater Taylor Swift swept the American Mediocrity Awards last night. The singers in the last year have taken over $1 billion from the parents of shrieki...
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Funny story: ExonMobil Sells Interest in Gulf of Mexico for Ten Pesos

ExonMobil Sells Interest in Gulf of Mexico for Ten Pesos

New York - Exxon Mobil announced it was selling it shares of the Gulf of Mexico for ten pesos to the government of Mexico, because they don't want the bad PR from not caring enough about the environment. "This sale doesn't mean that we won't explo...
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Funny story: Airport Security Pat-Down Gloves Spreading Body Lice, VD

Airport Security Pat-Down Gloves Spreading Body Lice, VD

New York, NY-- Doctors across the country are reporting an alarming increase in cases of body lice and venereal diseases. The doctors have nicknamed the increase 'The Blue Glove Blues' and have blamed airport security pat-downs for the increase. Do...
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Funny story: Fat Cat Sits On Mat With Rat, Bat And Twat Called Pat

Fat Cat Sits On Mat With Rat, Bat And Twat Called Pat

A fat cat has sat on a mat with a rat, a bat and a twat called Pat in a wat in Korat, north-eastern Thailand. They are so infinitesimally small, that it hardly seems worth mentioning the gnat that was also present. The cat, known locally as Tab...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Lead to Drinking by Palin's Increased Fame

Spoof Writer Lead to Drinking by Palin's Increased Fame

Washington - A local Spoof writer, UWGB-Beek, has reported that he can't take the reality of America's obsession with Sarah Palin, so he is hiding in basement with a keg of Coors and carton of Paul Mauls until America wakes from its stupidity. "I...
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Funny story: Pope Makes Same Hollow Promise His Predecessor Made

Pope Makes Same Hollow Promise His Predecessor Made

Vatican--Pope Benedict the 16 made the same hollow promise his predecessor made before him, and that is that he would resign if he became incapacitated. "I know it more of a hollow promise to all the liberal members of the Catholic Church that wou...
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Funny story: Scottish Refs See Red

Scottish Refs See Red

Scottish refereees have had enough. They are going on strike. One striker told me 'I may miss a goal or two but my aim is always to work to the best of my abilities.' Managers in Scotland have surpassed managers in England with their abuse of refs...
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Funny story: NHS Reforms Spark Revolution In Leafy West London

NHS Reforms Spark Revolution In Leafy West London

Riot police are preparing for a running battle with angry residents in the leafy west London suburb of Chiswick. Patients at Chiswick Health Centre are angry at changes to the National Health service proposed by Health Secretary Andrew Lansley.
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Introduced to America: America Says "Aaaaah! What The F--k Is THAT?!"

Susan Boyle Introduced to America: America Says "Aaaaah! What The F--k Is THAT?!"

It must have been a glitch in the control room. Its visage was slammed onto screens nationwide, right after Bruno Mars' performance on the Today Show today. "Coming up next week, singing sensation Susan Boyle," said Matt Lauer. Just then, so...
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Funny story: Ordinary bloke ridiculed for growing his nails

Ordinary bloke ridiculed for growing his nails

For thirty-five years, Tony Hawton of Bridlington had been a nail biter. However, his wife of ten years had finally had enough and told him to stop. "I was quite shocked," said Hawton. "She said she was just fed up to the back teeth with my auto-c...
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Funny story: UK offers loan of 'around £7bn Brixton pounds' to Irish Republic

UK offers loan of 'around £7bn Brixton pounds' to Irish Republic

The UK has offered the aid addicted Irish Republic a loan of around £7bn, with the caveat that it will be paid to them in 'Brixton pounds.' The Brixton pound, which can only be spent in Brixton at shops in the scheme, was launched in 2009 and all...
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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher is given a cybernetic exo-skeleton

Margaret Thatcher is given a cybernetic exo-skeleton

Margaret Thatcher, one of the longest serving prime ministers in British history is set for a shock return to politics. Doctors in America had been tasked with creating a cybernetic exo-skeleton for Ronald Reagan, but the dotty President died befo...
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Funny story: Did Gillian McKeith fake her faint?

Did Gillian McKeith fake her faint?

Millions of viewers witnessed Gillian McKeith faint on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here just before she had been asked to do the latest Bush Tucker Trial on the bizarrely popular reality celebrity show. However, fainting experts have examined th...
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Funny story: "Black cat tormentor' of superstitious aunt charges dropped

"Black cat tormentor' of superstitious aunt charges dropped

A Yorkshire man charged with harassment after allegedly tormenting a superstitious aunt with a black cat has had the charges against him dropped after the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) dismissed the case. Gay Mayweather, of Malham, accused Saul...
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Funny story: Grief counselling as Kate told she will never be Queen

Grief counselling as Kate told she will never be Queen

London - (Psychobabble Mess): Shrinks have counselled Kate Middleton after the horrible truth dawned on the royal wannabe. Months of relentless haranguing about which goddam' tiara will be hers to wear, share or pawn broke down last night. Sho...
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Funny story: Going limp

Going limp

The twenty-first century TVs and movies are brimming with the prettiest girls ever painted or seen in history. They are role models for many girls around the world. However, there's a chilling truth about them: girls do not dress for guys; they dress for other girls. In fact, they are competing with each other. Well, in the animal kingdom, other females do the same, but it is basically the othe...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict's Secret List: Who May Use Condoms

Pope Benedict's Secret List: Who May Use Condoms

A Vatican contact has given us the secret list Pope Benedict has drawn up stipulating which men may use condoms. The list: 1. Cardinals. 2. Priests in long-standing same sex relationships. 3. Priests in long-standing opposite sex relationship...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrest Blows Monica Lewinsky's Consultant Job on "Deep Throat" Remake!

Lindsay Lohan Arrest Blows Monica Lewinsky's Consultant Job on "Deep Throat" Remake!

The recent arrest of Lindsay Lohan has had far reaching effects across the economic landscape bringing even struggling hat designer Monica Lewinsky to her knees, yet again. The 37 year old former intern and personal humidor for former President Wi...
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Funny story: Facebook Founder - 'I'm no Geek'

Facebook Founder - 'I'm no Geek'

Mark Zuckerberg has come out fighting against the persistent rumours and allegations that he is in fact a Geek. The rumours have been flying around the net, following the release of 'The Social Network', a Hollywood dramatization of Facebook foun...
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Funny story: Guiness Rescues Ireland

Guiness Rescues Ireland

As Britain officially has 'no money left' a deal has been done with the Irish Government to supply Guiness to British Pubs to the value of £7 million pounds. This will mean Irish bankers will get their bonuses just in time for Christmas. Ireland a...
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Funny story: Prince William In Red Ring Of Death Xbox360 Release

Prince William In Red Ring Of Death Xbox360 Release

Prince William, who this week announced his engagement to long-suffering/time girlfriend Kate Middleton, has revealed that presenting his bride-to-be with his mother's own engagement ring was probably the best commercial business decision he's ever m...
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Funny story: Ouch: Twilight Star Sees Stars In Birmingham Bust-Up

Ouch: Twilight Star Sees Stars In Birmingham Bust-Up

Actor and huge star (well, OK not Robert Pattinson, the really massive star) of teenage fan favourite series Twilight, Bronson Pelletier (that's the wolf one) was treated to a broken nose in Birmingham, UK this weekend. The actor was attending a s...
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Funny story: UK advised to "Keep Calm and Carry On!"

UK advised to "Keep Calm and Carry On!"

A Government document left on a city bus has created shockwaves when it revealed that the whole current economic crisis has been manufactured by politicians as part of a master plan to clean up Britain. The document, entitled Operation Gaw Blimey,...
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Funny story: Vatican Possibly Changes Stance On Condom Use For People Doing Sex

Vatican Possibly Changes Stance On Condom Use For People Doing Sex

Pope Benedict XVI, Captain of all the Catholics, has sensationally revealed that the churches stance on condom use may finally be updated. Until now condoms have been viewed as the Devils sheath. A tool of the gay and promiscuous, morally unaccept...
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Funny story: Babylon 5 set for a shock return to the screens

Babylon 5 set for a shock return to the screens

Cult nineties sci-fi drama, Babylon-5: the poor man's Star Trek, the hungry man's Star Wars, the tired man's Battlestar Galactica, the bored man's V; is set to return to the small screen for the twenty-first century. When it was receiving it's fir...
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Funny story: Google help the British Government spy on its population

Google help the British Government spy on its population

The British government has secretly hired Google and some of the world's top virus writers to help them combat global terrorism, or so they say now that they have been found out. The Google Street Cars recently went around Britain ostensibly mappi...
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Funny story: A Child's Guide To Sharia Law

A Child's Guide To Sharia Law

Yet again proving that Britain is a shining example of the success of multiculturalism, details have emerged of a network of weekend schools which teach Sharia Law to children as young as six years old. The schools, which run the length and breadt...
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Funny story: Surprise Oil Field Discovery Off Irish Coast

Surprise Oil Field Discovery Off Irish Coast

Ireland is sitting on top of a massive 200 billion barrel Oil Field. The Oil Field was announced just hours after Ireland agreed an EU bailout in a bid to halt a systemic risk crisis in the Eurozone economy. The oil field worth 4 trillion dollars...
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Funny story: iPhone 5G and Virgin Mobile Tie the Knot

iPhone 5G and Virgin Mobile Tie the Knot

It's official. Apple has announced that the new iPhone 5G, originally due out in June 2011, will make its way to store shelves in time for Christmas. And, the best news of all, you won't need a cellular phone contract to use it. Instead, Apple is...
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Funny story: Bristol Palin Offers Brandy Job as Private Dance Coach

Bristol Palin Offers Brandy Job as Private Dance Coach

Bristol Palin, painfully aware of all the hubbub surrounding her win on Dancing With the Stars and the fact that Brandy clearly was the better dancer of the two, has formally offered Brandy a job as her (Palin's) private dance coach. Bristol Pali...
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Funny story: Lesbian Couple Shocked and Appalled By Big Penis

Lesbian Couple Shocked and Appalled By Big Penis

A lesbian couple were shocked and disgusted when one of them suddenly grew a penis. Not just a penis but a overwhelmingly large penis. It started out slowly when one of the girls clitoris's became abnormally engorged. The couple paid no attention...
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Funny story: George and Laura Bush to Star in Real Housewives of Texas

George and Laura Bush to Star in Real Housewives of Texas

DALLAS, Texas - Word has leaked out that a Texas version of the Bravo reality series Real Housewives is well, a reality. However, it has not been formally announced yet due to the fact that scouts for couples for the show want real people and not act...
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Funny story: NASA Reveals Duct Tape Statistics

NASA Reveals Duct Tape Statistics

NASA officials released a report today which revealed the extensive use of duct tape in its space shuttle program and other programs past and present. The staggering numbers show that over 100,000 rolls were used on space shuttle Discovery alone,...
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Funny story: Pornographer to Launch New Magazine Featuring Airport Full Body Scans

Pornographer to Launch New Magazine Featuring Airport Full Body Scans

Harry Clint, Publisher of Lustler Magazine, announced today he intends to publish full page, full color airport body scans. The recent implementation of x-ray machines that give detailed pictures of people under their clothes has caused much cont...
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Funny story: Hunt For Elusive Clitoris Continues - Investigators Baffled

Hunt For Elusive Clitoris Continues - Investigators Baffled

Reports coming in suggest that despite 500 investigators aged 16 or thereabouts suggest that not a single one managed to locate and identify a female clitoris on Saturday night in various test locations across the UK. The study, funded by the Germ...
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Funny story: In-Car GPS Now Aids Navigation of Female Anatomy

In-Car GPS Now Aids Navigation of Female Anatomy

The inexperienced backseat Romeo need no longer feel alone. In newer car models, he can be assisted by the on-board navigation system. The new system will include complete cartographic coverage of the female body and feature all standard functions...
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Funny story: Report Card On The War On terror

Report Card On The War On terror

The Obama administration recently commissioned a top-secret think tank to compare the cost of the War on Terror to the United States on the one hand, and to al Qaida on the other. The results were reported as follows: United States: * More than 5000 soldiers killed. * More than one trillion dollars spent. * Untold damage to the image of the United States around the world. Al Qaida...
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Funny story: I'm A Celeb - Gillian McKeith Threatens To Whup Linford Christie's Ass

I'm A Celeb - Gillian McKeith Threatens To Whup Linford Christie's Ass

Breaking news from the jungle in Australia, where the 'I'm A Celeb' stars are battling it out with Arse and Feck for the world 'How To Mess Up A Weekend Even Worse Than The X-Factor' title: Gillian McKeith, the renowned Scottish turd analyst, and...
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Funny story: The Reasons Barbara Bush Wants Sarah "Snowflake" Palin To Keep Her Tea Bagging Tush Up In Alaska

The Reasons Barbara Bush Wants Sarah "Snowflake" Palin To Keep Her Tea Bagging Tush Up In Alaska

HOUSTON - Barbara Bush, the wife of the 41st president of the United States, George H.W. Bush has stated publicly that she does not really care for the cartoon antics of Sarah Palin. Mrs. Bush, who is 85, has stated that when it comes down to 'in...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Exclusive! Seen at Gym With Rug Burns on Knees

Kate Gosselin Exclusive! Seen at Gym With Rug Burns on Knees

While Kate Gosselin continues to claim that there is no man in her life, several signs indicate that may not be true. A reported bounty has been offered for any person who can get an exclusive story on the man who caused the rug burns witnessed on Ka...
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Funny story: Scottish referees refused permission to wear balaclavas set to strike

Scottish referees refused permission to wear balaclavas set to strike

Fixtures in Scotland face possible postponement next weekend after Category One referees facing the biggest threat to their safety since Duncan Ferguson retired voted to strike after being refused permission by the Scottish Premier League to wear bal...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Admits Changed Voices On "The X Factor"

Simon Cowell Admits Changed Voices On "The X Factor"

Former judge of the British show, 'The X Factor', Simon Cowell has admitted to a national tabloid that he DID enhance the vocals on the top-rated show. "Yes, but I only changed it a little", admitted Cowell to reporters of Australia Today, a siste...
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