Funny story: Miley Cyrus: Nude Photos Were Not Of Me!

Miley Cyrus: Nude Photos Were Not Of Me!

Although the photographs on the web yesterday looked just like Miley, nude and with a masked figure, she still claims that they are not her. "Our phones are really ringing here", stated Ralph Jepash, owner and publisher of The Wonder Tabloid. "If...
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Funny story: Snooki Arrested Again For Assault After Shitting On Next Door Neighbor

Snooki Arrested Again For Assault After Shitting On Next Door Neighbor

Our gal Snooki is up to her rear and in some serious shit after she allegedly attacked a woman in a Barnes & Noble bathroom stall. "I am innocent", stated Snooki, but the police took her in anyway. According to the story our Clarence Bria...
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Funny story: "I Just Felt Up Sarah Palin's Pineapple!" Brags Nasty TSA Officer

"I Just Felt Up Sarah Palin's Pineapple!" Brags Nasty TSA Officer

Wasilla, AK-- Sarah Palin became another TSA (Touch Some Ass) statistic on her way home to Alaska this weekend. The former Alaskan governor had to take a commercial flight, and Sarah found herself being treated like everyone else. First she had...
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Funny story: Octogenarian Passenger Claims TSA Agent Caused Inflight Wet Dream

Octogenarian Passenger Claims TSA Agent Caused Inflight Wet Dream

The furor over the more agressive "pat downs" initiated by Home Land Security Agents has reached a higher din today when 83 year old Gerald LaMonica of Queens, New York said that when he refused to have his party parts desecrated by an infernal body...
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Funny story: Gillian McKeith faints live on TV

Gillian McKeith faints live on TV

Charlatan nutritionist and TV presenter Gillian McKeith "fainted" live on I'm a Celebrity this evening. She was facing yet another Bush Tucker trial when she fell to the ground, thus missing out and giving legend Linford Christie the chance to win fo...
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Funny story: North Korea nuclear plant is only a Doughnut Factory

North Korea nuclear plant is only a Doughnut Factory

Washington: A US report that North Korea has built a new nuclear facility is apparently flawed. A re-examination of the report suggests rather, a giant doughnut factory is in place. Pyongyang's Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il, is known as a huge doughnut ea...
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Funny story: Citizen Palin Did WHAT In The Woods? - Please Don't Ask/Don't Tell The Wildlife

Citizen Palin Did WHAT In The Woods? - Please Don't Ask/Don't Tell The Wildlife

NINILCHIK, ALASKA - There's an old, tried and true, bit of in-the-political-domain wisdom that has long been the rock solid alter on which many a Republican tea-bagger has laid their somewhat less than laurel-like wreath, so to speak. "Never get caught in bed with a dead woman, or a live man." Or, for the more exotic and/or totally free-thinking, hell bent for all the marbles in and out of t...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Turner Pushing for Island Status

Isle of Wight News - Turner Pushing for Island Status

OneWight champion MP, Andrew Turner, has once again put his hand towards supporting the Isle by putting forward an act to the House of Commons to give the Isle of Wight full status and privileges as an Island within the United Kingdom. Turner beli...
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Funny story: Ireland: We got the sums wrong, we don't need any money

Ireland: We got the sums wrong, we don't need any money

Ireland stepped back from the brink of a multi billion Euro bail out last night, when Finance minister Brian Lenihan announced the figures were added up incorrectly. Ireland in fact has a surplus 'In the tens of billions'. The IMF and EU while...
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Funny story: Antiques Tat Roadshow

Antiques Tat Roadshow

The Antiques Road-show, a popular BBC 1 prime time show that allows members of the public to bring in their dearest and most expensive possessions for authentication, evaluation and valuation is to show a one-off show. The show came from Tatton Pa...
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Funny story: UK Finally Renames Agatha Christie's 'Ten Little N--ers', 70 Years After First Publication

UK Finally Renames Agatha Christie's 'Ten Little N--ers', 70 Years After First Publication

A publisher's Crime Club has finally got around to changing the name of Agatha Christie's 1939 novel "Ten Little Niggers", some seventy years after the rest of the world realized that it was the most f--ked up name for a book ever invented. "We ha...
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Funny story: Interesting Non-Nude Excerpts From Sarah Palin's New Book, "America By Heart, Russia By My House"

Interesting Non-Nude Excerpts From Sarah Palin's New Book, "America By Heart, Russia By My House"

WASILLA - Sarah Louise Palin, the former governor of Alaska who resigned the job that the voters of the Iceberg State voted her to do, has finally revealed the real reasons why she resigned her governorship. She stated that she resigned so that sh...
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Funny story: T.S.A Hiring 'People Sniffers'

T.S.A Hiring 'People Sniffers'

Washington, DC -- The Transportation Security Administration responding to complaints, over what many consider excessive pat-downs, gropes, fondles, pokes, twiddles, pawing, squeezing, grabbing, caressing, frisking, handling, prying, searching,...
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Funny story: Carla Bruni to write new French National Anthem

Carla Bruni to write new French National Anthem

The French public have been taken by surprise following the announcement that Carla Bruni has been commissioned to write a new national anthem. A recent poll revealed that most French were quite happy with The Marseillaise (The jolly one that goes...
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Funny story: Christ the King of the Universe

Christ the King of the Universe

King Kong may have met his match. There is a rival King of the Universe - Jesus. To prove this Polish architects have built a statue of Jesus 33 meters (108 feet) high. This represents the 108 years that past before Jesus got a hearing from leaders o...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus to Replace Lindsay Lohan in Deep Throat

Miley Cyrus to Replace Lindsay Lohan in Deep Throat

Wow, this story has more turns than Mullhuland Drive. First the replacement for Lindsay Lohan was to be Dame Judy Dench, then Judge Judy, then Sarah Palin stepped up to the podium. Well from the scuttlebutt that is going around town, Palin has dr...
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Funny story: The Spoof Now Advertising RNA Purification Products

The Spoof Now Advertising RNA Purification Products

TheSpoof.com, the best satire website in the history of the universe has now accepted advertising from genetics and stem-cell wholesalers Injectogen, whose tagline, "Impure cDNA Synthesis, no. Delicious, yes." resonates with absolutely no one. "Do...
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Funny story: Keyport, NJ: Now 2,100 Days Arrested-Mayor Free!

Keyport, NJ: Now 2,100 Days Arrested-Mayor Free!

Residents of Keyport, NJ are celebrating in the streets since the beautiful Monmouth County shore town has existed --indeed, thrived -- for 2,100 days since the last time a mayor has been arrested. "You know how some workplaces have those signs t...
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Funny story: SF International Airport on Lock Down as TSA Mistake Gerbil Tail for Anal Fuse!

SF International Airport on Lock Down as TSA Mistake Gerbil Tail for Anal Fuse!

The comedy of errors continued today as brain dead TSA workers, most who have been refused gainful employment due to learning disabilities or criminal history, managed to shut down SF International Airport over a Bogus Terror Bomb Alert! According...
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Funny story: 'Significant' snow falls predicted by mid-week say Met Office

'Significant' snow falls predicted by mid-week say Met Office

As temperatures across Britain plummet to -10C this week, the Met Office warn of significant snowfalls. Met Office stalwart Harry Nips says, "It's going to get so cold you're guaranteed to be able to grate cheese on your scrotum." With the coun...
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Funny story: Country already bored of Royal Wedding warn experts

Country already bored of Royal Wedding warn experts

As the nation warms-up for the media wank-fest that will be the marriage of Kate "You would wouldn't you?" Middleton and Prince "He's starting to look like his dad, isn't he?" William, pollsters Youguff have reported a steady drop in interest in the...
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Funny story: "Condoms okay for drug mules and practical jokers" explains Pope

"Condoms okay for drug mules and practical jokers" explains Pope

The Pope, Ratty Von Smallhausen, has issued a clarification of his position on condoms. Pope Von Smallhausen said "Condom use is perfectly acceptable in the following situations: for drug mules, stag-dos and for practical jokers." "Obviously, if a...
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Funny story: Royal Family 'Relieved and Delighted' by Queen Camilla Blunder

Royal Family 'Relieved and Delighted' by Queen Camilla Blunder

Buckingham Palace reverted to form today following the Prince of Wales' latest ham-fisted attempt to have his own way at all costs. The self-indulgent balls up followed several days of confusion and unease at Court, in the wake of the Susan-Boyle-S...
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Funny story: Pope condones condoms for sex if removed before ejaculation

Pope condones condoms for sex if removed before ejaculation

Pope Benedict XVI has said the use of condoms during sex is acceptable if they are removed prior to male ejaculation, according to new book 'The Teet.' In a series of interviews given to a German journalist he said condoms were more versatile than...
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Funny story: Camping skills on the way out for scouts as badges for recycling and gaming are considered

Camping skills on the way out for scouts as badges for recycling and gaming are considered

Camping skills on the way out for scouts as badges for recycling and gaming are considered It's sad to see the 'old ways being kicked to the curb' but if Scouting is to continue, it has to be brought up to date. One way of moving the Scouting mov...
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Funny story: Palin to take over for Oprah

Palin to take over for Oprah

A "slip of the lip" at a recent after show party being held by Dancing with the Stars gave some insight to the future plans of Sarah Palin. The party, which was held at Chuck E. Cheese's on Gunhill Road in the Bronx, has become a tradition since t...
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Funny story: Pillars Of The Earth Signals End Of 'Short' PC Games

Pillars Of The Earth Signals End Of 'Short' PC Games

A new computer game, based on Channel 4's blockbuster serial The Pillars of the Earth, is set to revolutionise gaming. The programme, based on Ken Follett's novel, followed the furtunes of a different groups of people in 12th-England centred on th...
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Funny story: Bishop of Willesden jumps on bandwagon-speaking his mind about up-coming Royal Wedding

Bishop of Willesden jumps on bandwagon-speaking his mind about up-coming Royal Wedding

"The Rt Rev Pete Broadbent, the Bishop of Willesden, chastised the "nauseating tosh" surrounding the announcement and likened the Prince and his fiancée to "shallow celebrities". " Not to be outdone by the Pope getting headlines in the press for l...
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Funny story: Tess Sends E-bay in to Meltdown

Tess Sends E-bay in to Meltdown

Internet auction site E-bay went in to meltdown on Friday night when Tess Daly co-host of BBC's Children in Need announced that the underwear she was wearing that night would be auctioned on their web site with the proceeds going to Children in Need...
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Funny story: 'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

'Stoned' Joan Baez Survives Naked Fall from Governor Jerry Brown's Tree House & Never Felt a Thing!

Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house. The once again governor, formerly involved...
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Funny story: Pope Reverses Stiff Stance on Condoms After Report Reveals Pleasure is Not Reduced Thanx to New Miracle Latex!

Pope Reverses Stiff Stance on Condoms After Report Reveals Pleasure is Not Reduced Thanx to New Miracle Latex!

After thousands of years of the Catholic Church preaching abstinence, Pope Benedict XVI has shocked the lay world by coming out in favour of the new, thin ribbed, ultra-sensitive, pre-lubed, and Church Blessed "Heavenly Daz" party condoms! A spo...
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Funny story: Job Centre Hitlers thriving under new Tory unemployment rules

Job Centre Hitlers thriving under new Tory unemployment rules

London - (Sieg Heil! Mess): Bossy boots bastards from the British National Party are queueing up to work in the dole office now that new Tory rules allow them to turn the screws on the jobless. At one South London Jobs-Plus office regular Hitler t...
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Funny story: William Trumps Charles

William Trumps Charles

The British people want William to take over as King when the Queen dies, according to opinion polls. Confidence in Charles is not great and now he's suggesting Queen Camilla his prestige has dropped even further. Constitutional experts are certai...
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Funny story: Captains Janeway and Picard arrested following Absinth bender

Captains Janeway and Picard arrested following Absinth bender

Shock news within Starfleet this week as two of its most prominent captains have been slung in the brig overnight for getting up to all manner of nefarious shenanigans while on shore leave. It is well know to anyone who knows, that captaining a st...
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Funny story: Spoof writer shocked to discover he has a life

Spoof writer shocked to discover he has a life

A local spoof writer is currently recovering from shock today following the astounding revelation that he has had a life going on around him whilst he had his nose pressed fast, up against his computer monitor for the past several years. 'It was l...
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Funny story: German pitbull bites paedo's penis off in Paderborn!

German pitbull bites paedo's penis off in Paderborn!

Paderborn, Deutschland: Home of the Pied Piper of Hamlin (nearly) was the scene of something 'wunderbar' yesterday. A young 5 year old girl, Gretel, (names have been changed for legal reasons) was swinging on the swings at the local playground acc...
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Funny story: Department CEOs to Make Christmas Early

Department CEOs to Make Christmas Early

WORLD WIDE- In a move to combat shoppers' complaints of stores selling Christmas related products in October and November, the heads of the major shopping centre chains have petitioned the governments of developed nations to change the holiday to Nov...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role

Lindsay Lohan was summarily dismissed as the actress portraying Porn Legend, Linda Lovelace yesterday. Apparently the production could no longer put off shooting dates to accommodate Ms. Lohan. "We were more than patient with, and were behind, Lin...
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Funny story: Man Decides To 'Retire' White Shirt With Sagging Collar

Man Decides To 'Retire' White Shirt With Sagging Collar

An man successfully fooling authorities in Bangkok that he is a real English teacher, has made a decision to 'retire' one of his white shirts, in the same way that famous American sports teams sometimes retire the jerseys worn by some of their more i...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof - Chapter 7: The Best Laid Plans

Born to Spoof - Chapter 7: The Best Laid Plans

Meanwhile, down the street in an old abandoned sawmill, Charpa was busy at work on a plan. No one had noticed the big burly brute who had been arriving nightly with several truckloads full of wooden planks of all sizes. Charpa had a plan "and a damned good plan at that," she thought to herself as she watched the wood being stacked in the corner haphazardly. "This is a good a plan as we have, seein...
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Funny story: Osama now a Buddhist?

Osama now a Buddhist?

Trusted sources say that Osama Bin Laden has been spotted this past week 10 miles southwest of Lhasa, the capital of Tibet. It has been widely known that there has been wide discontent in the Islamic circle of Bin Laden, leading him to other parts of...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Finally Okays Condom Use

Pope Benedict XVI Finally Okays Condom Use

VATICAN CITY - Pope Benedict XVI just increased his popularity by about 500 percent after announcing that he has decided to allow males permission to use condoms. The Pope, aka Joseph "Joey" Aloisius Ratzinger, told a reporter for the Venice Gondo...
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Funny story: Neighbors Threaten to Evict Happily Married Couple

Neighbors Threaten to Evict Happily Married Couple

Rob and Shirley DeLightly are being asked to tone down their loving relationship or vacate their home by angry neighbors who claim they can't take a minute more of the sickening displays of love the couple exhibit day in and day out. "It's not nat...
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Funny story: IRA to bail out Irish economy

IRA to bail out Irish economy

As Ireland faces its hour of greatest need and teeters on the brink of bankruptcy, an unlikely saviour has come to the rescue. The IRA has declared that it is coming out of the shadows and has registered as a limited company. This will involve the...
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Funny story: Innovative JumboJetBlue To Be First All-Nude Airline

Innovative JumboJetBlue To Be First All-Nude Airline

JFK AIRPORT, New York - "Since its inception, JumboJetBlue has remained on the forefront of air travel safety, convenience, and service. And so, from now on, all JumboJetBlue passengers and employees will travel in the nude," announced naked JumboJe...
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Funny story: Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 4: The Good, The Mad And The Whoa, You're Ugly!

Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 4: The Good, The Mad And The Whoa, You're Ugly!

Previous Chapters: Chapter 1. Chapter 2. Chapter 3. Eggnog walked like a man on the very edge of losing the contents of his bowels. It was almost a tip-toed half stumble, with his buttocks clenched tight, arms flailing either side of him. This man-child dwarf had serious medical issues, thought John Bray as he followed him along the dimly lit corridor. While trying hard not to stare...
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Funny story: EPA to Investigate Chicago Water System

EPA to Investigate Chicago Water System

Chicago IL: EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson met with Mayor Richard Daley to discuss a planned investigation of Chicago water quality. The EPA feels that Chicago water may be somewhat responsible for the gangsters and politicians that have emerged in t...
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Funny story: Dave and Nick Finally Separate

Dave and Nick Finally Separate

A major breakthrough in medicine was made today when doctors finaly managed to remove Nick Clegg's tongue from David Cameron's posterior. Mr Clegg's tongue had been stuck there since the coalition was formed back in May. David Cameron was said...
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Funny story: NPR Adopts Nasty FOX News Tactics To Survive

NPR Adopts Nasty FOX News Tactics To Survive

The recent Juan Williams firing scandal has led National Public Radio to realize that they need to develop more FOX News type media tactics if they are to survive. A radical top to bottom make-over has been ordered for the normally passive, low k...
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Funny story: Joan Baez Knocked Off Of A 20-Foot Tree House By A Flock Of Hummingbirds

Joan Baez Knocked Off Of A 20-Foot Tree House By A Flock Of Hummingbirds

WOODSIDE, California - 1960s folk music icon Joan Baez loves sitting in her backyard meditating and singing up in a 20-foot high tree house which she built by herself with the help of a Home Depot Do-It-Yourself instruction pamphlet. Baez says tha...
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Funny story: "Crocodile" Havers causes havoc in the Jungle

"Crocodile" Havers causes havoc in the Jungle

"Charmer" Nigel Havers has brought excitement to the jungle with what can only be described as a truly extraordnary performance. In an attempt to spice up what was a boring start to "I'm a celebrity get me out of here" Mr Havers performed a stunt...
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