Funny story: Mickey Mouse is 82; Does Anyone Care?

Mickey Mouse is 82; Does Anyone Care?

He's celebrating his birthday, but he's not sure anyone else is. Mickey says that all the attention seems to be going to other folks in their 80s: Betty While, Charlie Rangel, Tony Bennett, etc. "No one cares about me at all," Mickey complaine...
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Funny story: The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough

The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough

Spoof writer, Lady Godiva, recently caught up with two of her favourite characters, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both hailing from Middlesbrough, Cleveland (?) England. Lady G. met the girls in their favourite restaurant at Morrison's Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough branch. When asked their opionions on the recent 'Royal Engagment' Takwana commented, "Oh yeah! A did 'ear summat abou...
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Funny story: Black Friday Specials to Include Cheap Grocery Items

Black Friday Specials to Include Cheap Grocery Items

Women, Infants and Children (WIC) take heart. This year, Black Friday specials offered by stores such as Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, Sam's Club and others aren't all about the X-Box. They are all about survival. Instead of offering Wii's for less than...
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Funny story: New law promises to reduce phone bills

New law promises to reduce phone bills

(Seattle) Legislation proposed today by Pacific Northwest activist Ashley White seeks to restructure telecommunication pricing to conform to realistic usage standards. The bill would also provide customers a refund for overcharges accrued in the p...
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Funny story: Time Warner Thinks $39.99 for Commercial Television is Cheap

Time Warner Thinks $39.99 for Commercial Television is Cheap

New York - Time Warner Cable announced a new stripped down package that will cost $39.99 a month, and will require new equipment to use on most digital televisions. Time Warner is bragging about the benefits of this new package: more cable outage...
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Funny story: Two Of Gosselin's Boys Kicked Out Of School!

Two Of Gosselin's Boys Kicked Out Of School!

Two of the Jon and Kate Gosselin boys have been kicked out of their second grade class according to a report just coming in. The note from merely stated that, at the present, the two were too distracting to have in class. Many blame the Gosseli...
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Funny story: Naked Jonas Brothers: Out Of Control!

Naked Jonas Brothers: Out Of Control!

Joe Jonas told reporters today that he didn't use bad language but that he and his brothers have had enough with all this "garbage". "We try to put out the best music we can and our fans are the greatest in the world but this thing is totally out...
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Funny story: Osama bin Laden: "Crotch Gropes" Intrusive. Tells Suicide Bombers To Refuse

Osama bin Laden: "Crotch Gropes" Intrusive. Tells Suicide Bombers To Refuse

Pakistan - An audio recording, attributed to Osama bin Laden, has called on al Qaeda suicide bombers to refuse to allow infidels to crotch grope them before boarding airlines headed for America. The recording which was dated to the current month i...
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Funny story: Harry Potter Shower Scene Cut From Movie At Last Minute

Harry Potter Shower Scene Cut From Movie At Last Minute

Although Harry Potter fans will love "Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows", they will be disappointed that the 'shower scene' was cut from the final editing of the movie which comes out today. "I could see no harm in it", stated one co-producer...
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Funny story: The Word On The Frozen Streets Of Wasilla, Alaska Is That Now Willow "The Pillow" Palin Might Soon Be Hearing The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet

The Word On The Frozen Streets Of Wasilla, Alaska Is That Now Willow "The Pillow" Palin Might Soon Be Hearing The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet

WASILLA, Alaska - Well as if all of the anti-gay twittering fiasco wasn't enough to give "Mama Grizzly" Palin an upset stomach now comes word from an inside source that her 16-year-old daughter Willow Palin isn't exactly sure if she will be passing t...
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Funny story: Amber Portwood Beat Up Baby's Dad

Amber Portwood Beat Up Baby's Dad

New York--Amber Portwood of MTV's "Teen Mom" was charged with two felonies stemming from her attack of her baby's dad. Ms. Portwood had the misfortune to lose her temper while cameras were rolling, and also while on a bender, took the time to bea...
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Funny story: Davey C to call a Public Holiday

Davey C to call a Public Holiday

"Days off for everyone!" - That's the promise given by Prime Minister David Cameron if people buy Prince William and Kate Middleton wedding gifts. Like they don't have enough shit in their house, David Cameron has promised that anyone who buys the...
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Funny story: Chapter 5 of the sequel: The Mad Hatters tea party

Chapter 5 of the sequel: The Mad Hatters tea party

The heavy velvet drapes became encircled by the drifting, timeless, royal blue smoke of a smoking Swiss time-machine, perfect in motion, pristine in it's sanctuary. The pursing lips of EQ paused, retracted, soothingly sucking and blowing as he lay on the studded Chesterfield in his camel haired silky dressing gown wondering, "why?" His ivory pipe carved from the wisdom tooth of a raging bull...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle some questions from an Australian visitor to Scotland

Susan Boyle some questions from an Australian visitor to Scotland

A news item on UK TV in the past half hour about the success of Susan Boyle has perplexed Australian fans visiting the UK. They wonder why Susan is interviewed half hiding behind her front door? They point out that Susan has done what only the Beatles have succeeding in doing before her. She is topping the album charts in the UK and the USA. This is only her second album and the second time...
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Funny story: Areas of Britain to Sold Off to Aid Recovery

Areas of Britain to Sold Off to Aid Recovery

LONDON - A new plan out today will allow privatisation of cities and land. The scheme, which will allow people who do not work in government to buy land in England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. The plots of land will be divided into count...
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Funny story: Obama's Fantasy Football Team Still Number One

Obama's Fantasy Football Team Still Number One

Washington - Obama had some good news to share with reporters this week; his fantasy football team is still number one for ten weeks in a row. "I thought I would share my good news about my fantasy football league. Sure, it is the second year in...
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Funny story: Special Forces Assassinate All Tea Partiers and Bible Belt Citizens

Special Forces Assassinate All Tea Partiers and Bible Belt Citizens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Democrats and Republicans, sick of those lousy fundamentalist and the foolish T.P., have signed an executive order to assassinate all of them. At 12.40pm (ET), a Tea Party meeting in New Orleans was broken up by Special Forc...
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Funny story: Born To Spoof: Chapter 4: Memory Games

Born To Spoof: Chapter 4: Memory Games

It was over pretty quickly, which is a sentence which shouldn't be interpreted in any other way but for the context of the scenario. For Olivia. Within a second of us whispering "Bugger", 3.5 and 4 soon discovered our little hiding spot. Olivia was pulled out first, followed by myself. "Here's one of them now. Number 3.5, do you have the anomaly reader please?" The woman with the multi...
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Funny story: Policeman walks free

Policeman walks free

A policeman who was caught on video massacring 56 women and children with a machine gun has walked free from court after successfully appealing against his conviction. P.C. Sylvester Sloane, 35, acknowledged that the victims all received bullet wo...
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Funny story: Berlusconi Gets a New Penis

Berlusconi Gets a New Penis

Notorious womaniser Silly Berlyconni, Italian Prime Minister has had a new penis built onto a Roman statue in his apartment. It is to celebrate another Roman Conquest in the fields near Venice. 'So I liker de wimmin. Sow what?' he angrily replied...
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Funny story: U.S. Forces in Baghdad Accept Gift of Giant Wooden Horse

U.S. Forces in Baghdad Accept Gift of Giant Wooden Horse

THE GREEN ZONE, Baghdad - "We never unlock the impenetrable barrier of the International Security Zone for non-mission vehicles," explained Col. Juan Fithriter, head of U.S. security. "But yesterday, when the boys and I saw this beauty standing outs...
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Funny story: Oh dear!

Oh dear!

It has not been good recently Penny thought. West Ham drawing all the time and still bottom of the Premier League, Terry missing goals in his games for Leyton Orient Juniors and Grandma in hospital after another stroke. Penny went to see her and found there was little point. Grandma didn't know who she was and, after a while, Penny decided to call it a day. The only amusing thing was the jou...
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Funny story: NRA Mistakenly Believed Hillary Won in 2008

NRA Mistakenly Believed Hillary Won in 2008

Washington--After two years of saying Hillary Clinton would take away your guns, the NRA is changing their campaign to say Obama will take away your guns. "I really need to apologize to all the people that joined the NRA because they believed tha...
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Funny story: Huge explosion at Loch Ness!

Huge explosion at Loch Ness!

Scotland - (Big Bang Theories): The details remain unclear whether it's Scotland's secret underwater mini-Hadron Collider that's exploded or if it's the missing Russian Akula-class submarine, sent potty by Stuxnet! Commenting on the incident Stra...
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Funny story: Startling Discovery

Startling Discovery

Rumors of a startling discovery may soon be released to the public that are going to have a monumental effect on the country and the entire world. To gain entry into the "Hub" room at the White house there are a number of security protocol procedu...
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Funny story: Ahmadinejad Speaks to UWGB-Beek

Ahmadinejad Speaks to UWGB-Beek

Iranian President Ahmadinejad is no stranger to making strange comments. His most famous comment was the Holocaust didn't really happen. His distrust of mainstream media lead him to do this interview with UWGB-Beek. UWGB-Beek: What are you up to these days? Ahmadinejad: I am up to my normal stuff:making fun of the United States, raising oil prices, giving money to groups that like guns, and...
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Funny story: Pelosi And Palin Collaborating On New Book

Pelosi And Palin Collaborating On New Book

Sarah Palin and Nancy Pelosi are secretly collaborating on a new book: Scratching The Chalkboard - How to Be Annoying and Get What You Want. Privately, Sarah confided in us: "I have always kind of admired Nancy as a sort of Momma Grizzly on the left and when she stands there with that makeup and those wierd eyes and says deficit reduction is 'unacceptable', you just want to grab her by the...
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Funny story: Naked holographic Kate & Pippa Middleton pop-up Advent Calendar all the rage for Xmas!

Naked holographic Kate & Pippa Middleton pop-up Advent Calendar all the rage for Xmas!

London - (Reuterus): The Middleton sisters' will launch their titillating nude Advent treat at the Royal Albert Hall this weekend. Advent's meaning of 'the coming' will really burst alive with the bronzed and beautifully Brazilianed gals' naked am...
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Funny story: Polenta Key To Pregnancy Length

Polenta Key To Pregnancy Length

The polenta may play a key role in determining the gestation period of humans and other mammals. New research links growth rates of mammals inside the womb to the structure of the polenta and the way it connects mother and baby. Our science and...
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Funny story: Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson To Carry On Until 100

Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson To Carry On Until 100

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson gave the club a much-needed boost tonight, when he announced that he plans to remain at the helm 'at least' until he reaches the age of 100. Ferguson, now 69, had earlier said that he was "too old to ret...
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Funny story: Royal Wedding Better Not Clash With Pompey Game, Says HM Queen

Royal Wedding Better Not Clash With Pompey Game, Says HM Queen

Her Majesty the Queen has apparently issued just one order to her grandson about his forthcoming wedding: don't clash with Pompey! Buckingham Palaces sources say Her Majesty is sick and tired of missing Pompey matches due to Royal engagements.
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Funny story: Cash-strapped Westmonster Abbey demands £10 million to stage Wills and Kate wedding

Cash-strapped Westmonster Abbey demands £10 million to stage Wills and Kate wedding

London - (Prenup Mess): As hush money goes the figure sounds just about right. Worried Abbey officials say their insurance firm insists on the full £10 million wack in case of being sued for aiding and abetting bigamy, humbug and a right royal rec...
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Funny story: Keiffer Sutherland Talks for 24 hours

Keiffer Sutherland Talks for 24 hours

The star of 24, the American never ending saga of claptrap, has talked non stop for 24 hours in order to publicise the series. Immediate improvements were seen in viewing figures for the programme. 'If a guy can talk that long he deserves support'...
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Funny story: Alligator Crocked by Cat

Alligator Crocked by Cat

America has again led the world in discovering the true nature of feline psychology. In an amazing experiment, which had personnel at London Zoo gaping in surprise, a contest between a cat and two alligators left the alligators crocked and the cat...
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Funny story: Ahem!! Saudis say Prince William 'is already married to Taleban War Lord's firstborn!'

Ahem!! Saudis say Prince William 'is already married to Taleban War Lord's firstborn!'

Jeddah, Sordid Arabia - (Prenup Mess): The Saudis are livid and have thrown down the gauntlet about Prince William's polygamy rites (sic). Unless he fully converts and publicly admits his four wife entitlement rights the fight with the Afghanis wi...
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Funny story: Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 2: A Short While After The Beginning

Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 2: A Short While After The Beginning

John Bray strode through the delapidated gate way. Towering wrought iron gates clung to what was left of the supporting pillars, entwined with all manner of bramble and bracken. The gates were wedged open, looking as though they had not been shut in many years. The gravel crunched underfoot, and still the rain beat down. Drumming in to his skull with the precision of a metronome. He looke...
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Funny story: Capello and Grant swap places

Capello and Grant swap places

Fabio Capello and Avram Grant are to swap places in a deal which will stun the football world. England's manager, recovering from another brilliant display in England's friendly against France, said from his hospital bed: 'After taking England fro...
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Funny story: Your Naked Photos In A Magazine? Scanner Pictures Fleshed Out By Expert!

Your Naked Photos In A Magazine? Scanner Pictures Fleshed Out By Expert!

An expert has told ABC this morning that those stolen scanner images can easily be fleshed out by an expert and that's why the totally nude pics are showing up in magazines and some on the net. Of course, the magazines say that they are "imitation...
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Funny story: Harry Potter and an Effin' Massive Prince William DNA Cover-up

Harry Potter and an Effin' Massive Prince William DNA Cover-up

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): There's lies, damned lies and bloody royal wedding whoppers. And as massive great big con tricks go this one really takes the effing biscuit. Last night a UK DNA testing unit confirmed what the red top hackin...
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Funny story: Remote Viewer Secures Job with TSA

Remote Viewer Secures Job with TSA

The TSA practice of using full-body scanners and physical pat downs to detect hidden items on travelers' persons is coming under increasing scrutiny. In an effort to find an alternative, the TSA has come up with a less intrusive way to get the job do...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man

Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man

Robert Pattinson has accidentally revealed that he is to be Prince William's best man at his wedding to Kate Middleton next June after Prince William sensationally announced that he would not be having his younger brother Harry as best man. Palace...
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Funny story: Wiltshire police to charge door frame with assault of woman in custody

Wiltshire police to charge door frame with assault of woman in custody

A Wiltshire door frame is expected to be charged with the actual bodily harm of a woman in custody after a policeman previously imprisoned for the act, was found not guilty on appeal. Sgt Mark Andrews, of Wiltshire Police, was filmed ushering Pame...
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Funny story: In-Store Christmas Music Causes "Smack In The Mouth" Syndrome

In-Store Christmas Music Causes "Smack In The Mouth" Syndrome

Some 73 per cent of shoppers would rather shops waited until December before playing Christmas music. A survey of more than 2,000 shoppers also revealed that more than 60 per cent were not prompted to start their Christmas shopping by Christmas tu...
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Funny story: Alcoholic Energy Drinks Added to Oxymoron Dictionary

Alcoholic Energy Drinks Added to Oxymoron Dictionary

After a long day at work, just when you thought you might want to kick back and relax at home or at your favorite pub, have a couple of cocktails and call it an evening, here come high energy boosting cocktails in a can. Having the exact opposite...
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Funny story: Fifa executives banned from FIFA online in game fixing row

Fifa executives banned from FIFA online in game fixing row

Fifa executive committee members Amos Adamu and Reynald Temarii have been been banned from playing FIFA football games for life across all gaming platforms, after recent claims they took backhanders to the throw online matches and artificially increa...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Plans To Take Obama Malcolm In The Middle Style

Sarah Palin Plans To Take Obama Malcolm In The Middle Style

Sarah Palin's declaration that she can beat Barack Obama in the next presidential election has, predictably, got politicos' tongues wagging. But what is not clear is that the former governer of Alaska has much more in mind that beating the Preside...
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Funny story: Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 1: The Beginning

Drug Of The Vampire: Chapter 1: The Beginning

The year was 1802. And it was raining. John Louis Bray hated the rain. He had been unceremoniously dropped at the crossroads a few hundred yards back. Protesting to the driver of the carriage that it was unfair, and even offering extra funds to complete the journey, the driver had firmly told him in broken English 'no'. The coach was to go no further. For all the money in the world. A...
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Funny story: FIFA Corruption Case "Brilliant" Work By British Media

FIFA Corruption Case "Brilliant" Work By British Media

Members of FIFA determined that England should not stage the 2018 World Cup have been applauding the British media behind the scenes. As the international football authority's Ethics Committee announced its decisions regarding the cases of corrupt...
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Funny story: Royal Wedding X Factor Terror

Royal Wedding X Factor Terror

Frantic negotiations have been taking place behind the scenes in a bid to make sure Katie Waissell is not allowed anywhere near the Royal Wedding next year. Tom Jones has already offered to perform and as he is considered a national treasure, insi...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton Exposed As Time Travelling Procreation Drone

Kate Middleton Exposed As Time Travelling Procreation Drone

The announcement that Prince William and Kate Middleton will be embarking on nuptials has left the whole world rejoicing the build up to another Royal wedding. However, shocking revelations have recently come to light that are difficult to even c...
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Funny story: Allegations against the Daily Mail should be Dismissed

Allegations against the Daily Mail should be Dismissed

The Editor Spoof Satire Towers Iowa Five Pounds Ireland Dear Sir Astonishing allegations in your columns that Daily Mail readers know what you are thinking should exposed for the nonsense that they are. I have yet to meet a Daily Mail reader who can think at all! They can be surprisingly nice people until you say something they dislike, then you see the true side of Mail madness.
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Kookingheim Museum Coming

Isle of Wight News - Kookingheim Museum Coming

Peter Moore the Chairman of Tourism Development Planning has announced that one of the most prestigious institutions in the world, The Kookingheim, has announced that it will establish a new museum for the UK, on the Isle of Wight. Moore says this...
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Funny story: A Masterchev Guide to Backstabbers

A Masterchev Guide to Backstabbers

Not necessarily the whole knife in the back treatment, this guide gives you necessary advice on coping with people who you considered as your closest friends, only to have them turn around and backstab you: leaving you questioning your very beliefs. It's happened to me. It's happened to us all. And here's how best to deal with it. 1) Wear an armoured bullet-proof vest. Sometimes backstabbing...
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Funny story: Native American woman kidnapped by Vikings

Native American woman kidnapped by Vikings

Police are on the look out for a group of elderly Vikings who have, allegedly, absconded with an equally elderly Native American Woman. According to DNA tests, the erstwhile ragtag troupe are approximately 1000 years old, The discovery of a gene...
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Funny story: 'The Spoof Part of Big Society'

'The Spoof Part of Big Society'

As if finding a wedding present for Kate and Will was not enough of a worry, I am now faced with another problem. David Cameron has announced that The Spoof is 'part of the Big Society' which he is encouraging everyone to join. 'This is an excelle...
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Funny story: New study shows Daily Mail readers know what you are thinking

New study shows Daily Mail readers know what you are thinking

...and they think you should stop it immediately. Influencing events before they happen is also within their remit, the study by a respected psychologist found. The publication of the results in a leading social science journal will make waves...
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Funny story: Crap Capped Capello cons critics!

Crap Capped Capello cons critics!

"A right load of ol Capello capped crap" was the majority verdict after England's dismal display against the reincarnated French last night a Wembley. Capello decided to wear a cappie, a good decision (the only one), not an umbrella, like his pred...
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Funny story: Guinness Book of World Records Day

Guinness Book of World Records Day

The Guinness Book of World Records is holding it's annual World Records Day in the UK today. The aim is to break the record of the most number of records broken in one day. Which would be a world record in itself, thus adding one extra to the total.
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Funny story: Royal Wedding to be a drab affair

Royal Wedding to be a drab affair

In these times of government imposed austerity, the Royal Family have been warned not to indulge themselves in their usual excesses, when the time comes for Prince William and Kate Middleton to marry. Palace officials are acutely aware that the co...
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Funny story: The Bristol Palin - Maksim Chmerkovskiy Feud Intensifies!

The Bristol Palin - Maksim Chmerkovskiy Feud Intensifies!

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy's partner Brandy Norwood was eliminated from the latest installment of Dancing With The Stars, and the Mad Russian is one very unhappy Ukrainian camper. Maks, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" because of...
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Funny story: Eva Longoria-Parker Files For Divorce From San Antonio Spurs Point Guard Tony "WienieBoy" Parker

Eva Longoria-Parker Files For Divorce From San Antonio Spurs Point Guard Tony "WienieBoy" Parker

SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria-Parker, who portrays Gabrielle Solis on the ABC hit show Desperate Housewives, has just become a desperate housewife. The 35-year-old Longoria-Parker, who will probably be dropping the Parker part of her name faster than...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In The New TSA Motion Picture "Don't Touch My Junk"

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In The New TSA Motion Picture "Don't Touch My Junk"

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have just told a reporter for West Coast Mirror Magazine that they will be appearing in the TriMoon Films motion picture Don't Touch My Junk. Montag will be portraying Gunella W. McMoneychain, a paralegal...
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Funny story: The Greatest Snake Oil Cure Ever Offered - Political Soup!

The Greatest Snake Oil Cure Ever Offered - Political Soup!

A new culinary phenomena has been appearing in the Health section of American newspapers all across the country. Political soups are the latest health craze to hit the colonies since medical marijuana. Claims are now being made by many pundits that t...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Nude Calendar Destined To Be One Of 2011's Top Sellers

Kate Middleton's Nude Calendar Destined To Be One Of 2011's Top Sellers

LONDON - England's Bloomin' British Babes Calendar Company has just announced that they will be putting out a nude 2011 calendar featuring none other than Kate Middleton, the soon-to-be-wife of Prince William. Company spokesperson Byron Thameswate...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Betty White Star in Remake of Cult Classic 'Harold and Maude'

Justin Bieber and Betty White Star in Remake of Cult Classic 'Harold and Maude'

A slew of great movies is being introduced this upcoming holiday season, but none are as anticipated as the remake of the great 1971 cult classic, Harold and Maude. The original movie starred Ruth Gordon and Bud Cort and is still quite popular today...
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Funny story: All the Votes in the World Can't Make Bristol Palin a Good Dancer

All the Votes in the World Can't Make Bristol Palin a Good Dancer

Buck up all you Dancing with the Stars lovers who believe Bristol Palin stole her place in the finals on Tuesday night. Although a record number of votes for Palin gave her the lead over Brandy, the fact that those votes were being cast by cheating a...
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Funny story: Tony Parker; Stupid is as Stupid Does

Tony Parker; Stupid is as Stupid Does

What kind of guy would think about cheating on one of the most articulate and beautiful women in the world, with the wife of one of his professional basketball teammates (allegedly), and then expect there to be no risk of any ramifications. My momma...
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Funny story: China Hijacks Internet; Maxi Pads Sent to 8.5 Million Households

China Hijacks Internet; Maxi Pads Sent to 8.5 Million Households

In another bold move to demonstrate the mastery of Internet resources, China hackers had successfully infiltrated several direct to consumer pharmacy websites and generated over 8 million orders for Kotex Maxi Pads for delivery across the United Stat...
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Funny story: Apple Creates App to Play Beatles White Album Backwards

Apple Creates App to Play Beatles White Album Backwards

Following numerous iPod repair claims at thousands of Apple retail locations, reportedly created by trying to force the reverse playing of the Beatles White Album, Apple has just announced an App that will play the famous track backwards to reveal th...
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Funny story: Ryan Reynolds, The 2011 People's Sexiest Man, Alleged to be White, Heterosexual

Ryan Reynolds, The 2011 People's Sexiest Man, Alleged to be White, Heterosexual

People magazine just named Ryan Reynolds its "Sexiest Man Alive" for 2010. Did You Know?? That Denzel was the only non-white ever selected by People? One African-American, no Latinos. Way to be so evolved, (White) People.Reynolds, married to about...
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Funny story: Hot Spoof Reporter Goes One on One With Hamid Karzai!

Hot Spoof Reporter Goes One on One With Hamid Karzai!

In the continued absence of crack Spoof Investigative reporter Earl Grey, still missing and presumed either dead, incarcerated or under going a messy divorce from Russian Spy Anna Chapman, The Spoof called upon Crack Female Reporter Chistianana Imahohre to face off with Afghan strongman, Hamid Karzai. Christianana reports as follows filing from Dubai: I was ushered into President Karzai's l...
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Funny story: The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...
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Funny story: Brandy Norwood Punished By Dancing With The Stars For Death

Brandy Norwood Punished By Dancing With The Stars For Death

Brandy Norwood, the last black person to be forgiven by the media for killing someone since... well, since ever, was finally punished for the death, in some small way, by Dancing With The Stars, when she was ousted by a shaved female caribou from Ala...
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Funny story: Wagner has some VIP fans

Wagner has some VIP fans

It is reported that the Brazilian star of the X - Factor, Wagner, who has never faced a sing off, is being followed very closely by call me Dave, the PM and Ian Dungpan Smith. Works and Pensions Secretary. The VIP viewers don't give a toss about t...
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Funny story: FBI Looking For Alien Implants At Airport Screenings

FBI Looking For Alien Implants At Airport Screenings

Washington, DC-- There appears to be a much more ominous reason for the enhanced pat downs at the nations airports, according to unnamed sources. The Federal Government is in a desperate search for people with alien implants. The Feds fear that pe...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle: as successful as the Beatles?

Susan Boyle: as successful as the Beatles?

Susan Boyle, the Scottish singer, has now topped the album charts, simultaneously, in the UK and the USA. To be precise, Susan has done this, not once but twice in the space of a year: first with the "I Dreamed a Dream" album and now with her follow up album, "The Gift." Does that make Susan as successful as the Beatles, as some are claiming in the media? Not really, there is no comparison...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Claims She Could Beat Obama

Sarah Palin Claims She Could Beat Obama

Washington--Sarah Palin, who was enjoying some beers with the girls at Buffalo Wild Wings in D.C., while watching her daughter dance on "Dancing with the Stars," made the bold statement that she could beat Obama in 2012. "I can beat Obama because...
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Funny story: Pastor Claims God Told Him People Shall Not Use Facebook

Pastor Claims God Told Him People Shall Not Use Facebook

Neptune, NJ--Rev. Cedric Miller claimed that God told him in a dream that people shouldn't use Facebook, because it leads to too much gossip and unforgivable sins, such as married people hocking up with their ex's. Rev. Miller is the pastor and l...
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