Funny story: Obama urges global 'chin-wag'

Obama urges global 'chin-wag'

President Barack Obama has encouraged world leaders to put aside their differences and join him for an idle 'chin-wag' sometime at the G20 summit to talk about things that may or may not be relevant to the global economic recovery. On the eve of t...
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Funny story: Wade Phillips: Which NFL Team Can I F--k Up Now?

Wade Phillips: Which NFL Team Can I F--k Up Now?

Disgraced former University of Houston, West Orange-Stark High School, Oklahoma State University, University of Kansas, Houston Oilers, New Orleans Saints, Philadelphia Eagles, Denver Broncos, Buffalo Bills, Atlanta Falcons, San Diego Chargers and Da...
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Funny story: Wal-Kart, like a giant mosquito, is predicted to drain India's economy

Wal-Kart, like a giant mosquito, is predicted to drain India's economy

AMRITSAR, India -- The wide, clean aisles of India's first Wal-Kart are nothing like a usual shopping haunt, but looks are deceiving when underneath the glitter and low prices hides a more sinister outcome. In an interview with Wal-Kart executiv...
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Funny story: Coming to America - Parody Week

Coming to America - Parody Week

This parody came about after I saw a video on YouTube made by an American chap who was espousing the ethics of America using this same song but with some very different images. Here are the lyrics of the original song for you to sing along with. Far We've been travelling far Without a home But not without a star Free Only want to be free We huddle close Hang on to a dream On t...
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Funny story: "Sonny With A Chance Of Self-Harm" Will Continue Without Demi Lovato Says Producers

"Sonny With A Chance Of Self-Harm" Will Continue Without Demi Lovato Says Producers

A leaked internal memo, says that producers are at Code Lohan regarding how to deal with Demi Lovato's stint in rehab for 'not drugs', and are preparing to take steps to protect the "Sonny With A Chance" franchise, explaining that, "the health and we...
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Funny story: The City Is Ours - Yeah, Riiiigghhht...

The City Is Ours - Yeah, Riiiigghhht...

The 2,500 Manchester United fans allowed into the City Of Manchester Stadium at Eastlands (up Oldham Road) filed out hanging their heads in shame as Manchester City really showed their illustrious neighbours how noisy a noisy neighbour can be. By...
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Funny story: Country Crooner Randy Travis Divorces Wife and Now Wants To Marry His Married Mistress (Now There's a Country Song If I've Ever Heard One!)

Country Crooner Randy Travis Divorces Wife and Now Wants To Marry His Married Mistress (Now There's a Country Song If I've Ever Heard One!)

NASHVILLE - Randy Travis, the 51-year-old country singer who has had 16 number hits, has admitted that the real reason that he divorced his wife of 19 years was in order to marry another (married) woman. Travis' ex-wife, Libby Hatcher, who was als...
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Funny story: Parody week - Bye Bye Miss American Spy

Parody week - Bye Bye Miss American Spy

I wrote this one a couple of months ago, about the spy Anna Chapman, to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean. A long, long time ago I can still remember how those ruskies used to make me smile But nowadays it's all rhetorical stance, but I knew where I stood in the Russian dance and it maybe, made me happy for a while The cold war finished and it made me shiver There would be no mor...
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Funny story: Bush: "I was right"

Bush: "I was right"

George Bush has this week released his biography, which he has controversially entitled "I was right". It explains how Mr Bush was right about every single decision during his presidency, from the invasion of Iraq to his reading of "My Pet Goat" duri...
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Funny story: Megan Fox To Wear Much Skimpier Outfit If She Plays New Wonder Woman!

Megan Fox To Wear Much Skimpier Outfit If She Plays New Wonder Woman!

In it's day, Lynda Carter had an eye-catching outfit for her role on television as Wonder Woman. But if Megan Fox, who is said to be the new Wonder Woman on CW channel, gets the part she insists that she will wear a much smaller outfit. "Whatever...
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Funny story: Bristol Palin, Others Upset As "Dancing With The Stars" Stopped Temporarily!

Bristol Palin, Others Upset As "Dancing With The Stars" Stopped Temporarily!

Bristol Palin is just one of the stars on "Dancing With The Stars" that is very upset if the show has to take some weeks off! The trouble seems to be that a judge has called everything to stop at least temporarily until a lawsuit is settled betwee...
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Funny story: Keith Olbermann Accidentally 'Killed' in Cyber Space

Keith Olbermann Accidentally 'Killed' in Cyber Space

New York - Keith Olbermann, the left-leaning host of MSNBC's Countdown, was virtually suffocated to death by "300,000 people" giving him a "universal hug." A spokesman said, "The 21,000 tweets in a 72-hour period were not enough to save him." The...
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Funny story: Justin Beiber Admitted to Hospital

Justin Beiber Admitted to Hospital

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA - Well *cough* un- *cough* renknowned pop *loser* sensation was admitted to a secret medical clinic in Central L.A. *For detailed directions type in 298 Hawthorn Boulevard into Google Maps, and it'll give you directions. Its...
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Funny story: Justine Bieber claims to be a 'boy'

Justine Bieber claims to be a 'boy'

Teen pop sensation Justine Bieber revealed today that she believes she is of the male gender. When her obsessive well-known stalker, Miley Cyrus, asked Justine what her favourite foundation brand was, the response was a simple "I don't wear makeup, I...
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Funny story: JK Rowling warned of Harry Potter Deathly Hallows premiere hex

JK Rowling warned of Harry Potter Deathly Hallows premiere hex

London - (Slitherin Slutz Mess): London soothsayers are adamant: tomorrow's Deathly Hallows Part 1 London premiere is cursed beyond salvation. Frantic calls to management at the Odious Cinema in Leicester Square have fallen on deaf ears - despite...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Maksim Chmerkovskiy - Carrie Ann Inaba On-The-Air Feud Got Quite Ugly

Dancing With The Stars: The Maksim Chmerkovskiy - Carrie Ann Inaba On-The-Air Feud Got Quite Ugly

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars Bernadette Penderlicki and Curtis Verflippet tried to put the lid on the in-house feud between professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy and DWTW judge Carrie Ann Inaba but it was all to no avail.
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Funny story: Monsignor Francois DuBois And His Buddy Bert Cause Mayhem On London Student Protest March

Monsignor Francois DuBois And His Buddy Bert Cause Mayhem On London Student Protest March

London has categorically had enough of disgraced Jesuit Minister Monsignor Francois DuBois and his best buddy Bert. An almost apopleptic Lord Mayor, Doris Johnson, almost in tears, told Fux News camera crews that he hoped DuBois and Bert would, "just...
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Funny story: Student tuition fee protest breaks into Conservative HQ

Student tuition fee protest breaks into Conservative HQ

Disenfranchised students, and a number of Anarchists, today wrecked the Conservative Headquarters at 30 Millbank in London. The promise of soaring tuition fees caused the Student's Union to organise the protest. However, several hundred would-be p...
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Funny story: Ashley Cole Humbled After Crotch Cricket Discovered to Have World's Largest Testicles Relative to Body Mass!

Ashley Cole Humbled After Crotch Cricket Discovered to Have World's Largest Testicles Relative to Body Mass!

A government funded study said to have cost $millions has discovered that a Cricket has the world's largest pair of testicles in comparison to it's body mass, a discovery said to have come as a shock to Tabloid Readers. The Bush Cricket (no pun in...
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Funny story: Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

A species of Bushcricket has caused "alarm-balls" to ring amongst boasting negro men; it's been discovered that the "balls" of the bushcrickets are many more times larger than a negroes in comparison. Black men boast about the size of their "piece...
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Funny story: Muggers to pay VAT on loot

Muggers to pay VAT on loot

Convicted muggers are to be charged VAT at the recommended retail price of the items that have been stolen during the offence, the government is set to announce. Under the plans mugging victims will be obliged to produce receipts for the stolen pr...
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Funny story: Below Decks - Chapter 28 - The Hebridean Reunion

Below Decks - Chapter 28 - The Hebridean Reunion

Oh my good Lord! Do my eyes deceive me? Surely that cannot possibly be a tri-masted man o' war dropping anchor in the bay? Tis nobbut a hallucination. The northerly wind blows down from the arctic with unparalleled fury as I prepare kebab, pizza, and fish and chips for my handful of ravenous customers. By crikey, it is! It's the bloody Buggerall! And they're sending a landing party.
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Funny story: Wikileaks publishes plans of Death Star

Wikileaks publishes plans of Death Star

Wikileaks, the organization that anonymously publishes submissions of secret documents, has posted the full schematics of the Galactic Empire's most enormous weapons station, the Death Star. Publicly, the Emperor is downplaying the impact of the l...
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Funny story: Cricket Sports Largest Testicles

Cricket Sports Largest Testicles

The humble bushcricket has been clicking so much over the centuries because, in proportion to body weight, it has the largest testicles per body mass in the world at 13.8%. A human equivalent would have two tyres between his legs. However, these g...
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Funny story: No amount of royal Farcebook schmoozing can hide Charles/Camilla divorce trainwreck

No amount of royal Farcebook schmoozing can hide Charles/Camilla divorce trainwreck

London - (Reuterus & Sorry Ass Mess): Their five and a half years of shambolic wedlock had been spun as the bedrock of heterosexual bliss. That mythology was shattered today as disgusted royal humbug debunkers left their comments on the royal...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Considers Relocating to Alaska

Kate Gosselin Considers Relocating to Alaska

Kate Gosselin has been enamored with Sarah Palin ever since meeting her this past summer and sharing a tent with her in the Alaskan wilderness. In fact, Kate has become such good friends with the White House hopeful that she is considering packing up...
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Funny story: Hobbit with the Harry Potter Tattoo

Hobbit with the Harry Potter Tattoo

Los Angeles- Barry M. Meyer, CEO of Warner Brothers, held a press conference today to announce the upcoming release of what is believed to be the most expensive movie ever made, Hobbit with the Harry Potter Tattoo. Meyer explained thusly, "We alr...
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Funny story: Rocket Fired

Rocket Fired

Monday evening, something launched approximately 35 miles off the California coast. A news helicopter even filmed the rocket-like contrail rising like an arced pillar in the sunset. If seeing is believing, there was definitely a rocket launch of some...
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Funny story: Betty WhiteTurns Out To Be 21-Year-Old Asian Male

Betty WhiteTurns Out To Be 21-Year-Old Asian Male

People in Hollywood were astonished, and that takes some doing, to learn this morning that the person they have presented all kinds of awards to over the past year is NOT the real Betty White, but an Asian Man using makeup to look like the lady. A...
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Funny story: "Off with her Head!" Cheryl Cole's Career in Tatters as X Factor fans Turn Against Her After Voting Shambles.

"Off with her Head!" Cheryl Cole's Career in Tatters as X Factor fans Turn Against Her After Voting Shambles.

$imon Cowe££ first to leave the sinking ship as "nation's sweetheart" turns sour. Cheryl Cole went from nation's sweetheart to public enemy number one overnight after the X Factor vote-skewing fiasco. Thousands took to the blogosphere to demand sh...
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Funny story: Local Man In Mourning Over Dead Gazebo

Local Man In Mourning Over Dead Gazebo

Local man and pork pie hat promoter extraordinaire Martin Shuttlecock, a dashingly handsome 27 year old love magnet, of Brokedown Mansions, Portsmouth was a broken man this morning. It isn't, after all, every day that a man finds a dead gazebo in...
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Funny story: CONFIRMED! Beer Fueled Soccer Which Fueled Civilization Which Fueled ...The Spoof?

CONFIRMED! Beer Fueled Soccer Which Fueled Civilization Which Fueled ...The Spoof?

A recent study of ancient civilization has confirmed what fanatic soccer fans in the UK have known all along; BEER is ultimately responsible for creating civilization as we know it today for better or worse, depending on which team you root for!...
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Funny story: Parody Week - Meet the Gosselins

Parody Week - Meet the Gosselins

I decided to take a catchy cartoon jingle and spoof Kate Plus Eight, my favorite spoof celebrity subject. (To the Tune of Flintstones) Meet the Gosselins Gosselins, Meet the Gosselins, They're a crazy mixed-up family From the town of Reading They've made their name in reality Let's see what the mama of the clan Does to emasculate the family man Gosselins, meet the Gosslins All...
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Funny story: X-Factor Is Not Fixed States Compulsive Liar

X-Factor Is Not Fixed States Compulsive Liar

On the day that Swindon was officially recognised as Britain's dumbest town, Skoob Entertainment News reporters came across a compulsive liar who insisted that popular TV show the X-Factor couldn't possibly be fixed. Jethro Ooarr, 27, told SEN tha...
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Funny story: Public Rejects Idea Of World Government

Public Rejects Idea Of World Government

Recently, a reporter for the Financial Times of London received a lot of criticism for suggesting that some sort of world government is needed to really solve the problem of global climate change. This reporter was commissioned to conduct a survey of public opinion on the topic of world government. The first person interviewed was John Q. Public, from the United States. Ken: John, how do y...
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Funny story: Karl Pilkington Turns Down Mogadishu Trip

Karl Pilkington Turns Down Mogadishu Trip

Word is reaching us that grumpy Mancunian 'Idiot Abroad' Karl Pilkington has turned down an offer from cheeky chappie Ricky Gervaise to go on a trip to Mogadishu in Somalia. Insiders say that while Karl was willing to put up with crap toilets in C...
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Funny story: Riverdance Will Never Be The Same Again - Irish Dance World Shock!

Riverdance Will Never Be The Same Again - Irish Dance World Shock!

The world of Irish folk dancing has been thrown into turmoil following the discovery of an ancient text. The discovery was made by historian Declan O'Handcream while carrying out research at Trinity College, Dublin. Searching through some ancie...
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Funny story: Noisy Neighbour Says "We'll Beat United Anytime"

Noisy Neighbour Says "We'll Beat United Anytime"

Roberto "Boom Boom" Mancini has sparked controversy in the north west on the day of the Manchester derby by claiming that Manchester City can beat Manchester United on any given day of the week. Mancini insists that City are a more formidable pros...
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Funny story: Shane MacGowan Joins Priests For Christmas Release

Shane MacGowan Joins Priests For Christmas Release

Pogues frontman and notorious hard drinker Shane MacGowan has joined an unlikely team for his latest release. Shane has recorded Little Drummer Boy/Peace On Earth with Northern Ireland's The Priests. The medley was originally a number one hit f...
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Funny story: Eight out of Ten Cats is the same as Four out of Five

Eight out of Ten Cats is the same as Four out of Five

Advertising Watchdog, OffWatch, are to clamp down on misleading statistics in British Adverts, as they are being used to increasingly baffle UK consumers. Claims such as "Up to 8Meg Broadband" and "87% of Women" are to be scrapped, and simpler, mo...
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Funny story: Tory broadsheet ready for Queen's RIP

Tory broadsheet ready for Queen's RIP

London - (Dead-as-a-Dodo Mess): The Daily Torygraph is preparing readers for the Queen's imminent death by putting a big black border around its online edition pages. "We've seen the portents in The Spoof website," royal humbug editor Percy Snodgr...
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Funny story: Kinect hacked to play live strip poker

Kinect hacked to play live strip poker

Microsoft's new accessory for the XBox, the Kinect, has been hacked to allow video streaming across the internet, to play live strip poker. PokeHer, the on-line strip poker site, has been steadily gaining adherents as early adopters of the Kinect...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel may be related to Adolf Hitler, claims historian.

X-Factor's Katie Waissel may be related to Adolf Hitler, claims historian.

Contraversial X-factor contestant and wannabe celebrity, Katie Waissel (24), is in the news again as rumours surface concerning her great-grandfather's alleged role in Hitler's death camps. According to the respected WW11 historian, Herbert Spangl...
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Funny story: Unhappy Kids Turn To Sex And Alcohol

Unhappy Kids Turn To Sex And Alcohol

A new study among 11 to 14 year olds has found that unhappiness at school can lead to an increase in sexual activity and a heavy dependence on alcohol. The survey discovered that 96% of children who described school as 'moderately tedious' went on...
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Funny story: Horny Old Maids Get Off On TSA Searches

Horny Old Maids Get Off On TSA Searches

Philadelphia, PA-- Airports around the country are seeing a sharp increase in visits by old maids and spinsters. The lonely ladies are horny, and can't wait to get in line for that special touch by the TSA (Transportation Sucks Authority). Many old...
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Funny story: Ammit the Devourer stalks Queen's soul in Remembrance Day shocker!

Ammit the Devourer stalks Queen's soul in Remembrance Day shocker!

London - (Book of the Dead Chapter 9/11): An image of Egyptian funerary deity Ammit the Devourer has appeared clawing at the Queen's bedroom window. Frantic Ladies of the Bedchamber said today the part lion/hippo/crocodile entity looked as if it...
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Funny story: UKIP reveal their plans for reducing the national debt

UKIP reveal their plans for reducing the national debt

A leaked memo from UKIP, the United Kingdom Independence Party, has revealed how the minority party intends to reduce the British deficit. The party, which ironical has several European MPs despite it's purported aim of taking Britain out of Europ...
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Funny story: Transformer problem for CERN

Transformer problem for CERN

Geneva, Switzerland. The Large Hadron Collider, operated by the CERN corporation, has mysteriously developed powers enabling it to transform itself into mobile fighting machines such as seen in the sci-fi movie "Transformers". One such transformat...
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Funny story: HMS Ark Royal En Route To South Atlantic

HMS Ark Royal En Route To South Atlantic

Britain has sold the HMS Ark Royal to an Argentinan military historian, along with the Harrier fleet. The spending review means cuts in all areas of public expenditure, including the Armed Forces. Two carriers are being built, and the government h...
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Funny story: Blair v Brown - Report on the Fight

Blair v Brown - Report on the Fight

Gordon Brown, the lumbering battle scared heavy weight, with a snarling temper and vicious left hook was matched aganst the younger, quick footed, Tony Blair in their third re-match. Rumours of several unofficial fights without gloves persist, howeve...
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Funny story: Whales Suffer From Sunburn - And They Need Shades

Whales Suffer From Sunburn - And They Need Shades

Sunglasses manufacturers are urgently seeking talks with a team of scientists working on the effects sun on whales. The Sun's rays can "burn" whales' skin, just like they can damage human skin, according to the researchers. The scientists stud...
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Funny story: Russian prisons offer package holidays including sun-beds!

Russian prisons offer package holidays including sun-beds!

Russian prisons renowned for their disgraceful conditions are cleaning up their act. The Russian government is even offering package holidays for "sickos" who want to enjoy the prison experience. Infamous prisons such as the Butyrka prison are...
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Funny story: Katie Waissel X Factor Alien Terror. Earth Doomed, says Expert

Katie Waissel X Factor Alien Terror. Earth Doomed, says Expert

Claims that Saturday's X Factor elimination was fixed were fuelled by a top alien expert last night. The show's host Dermot O'Leary has been reported to have said a plan was concocted during the ad break after Katie and Treyc had given their 'save...
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Funny story: Pigs Stage Protest Against Bacon Soda in NYC

Pigs Stage Protest Against Bacon Soda in NYC

Just to set the record straight, it was the oink, oink kind of pigs, not the human variety, that gathered in New York City's Grand Central Station last night to protest bacon soda, a new product now offered for sale online. Commuters were sta...
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Funny story: Netanyahu: planned new construction in e. J'lem "overblown shitstorm"

Netanyahu: planned new construction in e. J'lem "overblown shitstorm"

(New Orleans, Louisiana) - Employing the Much-Ado-About-Nothing defense -- a move previously banned by the United Nations along with the Paradinha and the flying wedge -- Israel's Prime Minister did not help the peace process earlier this week. R...
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Funny story: Bush Claims Cheney Ruined His Presidency

Bush Claims Cheney Ruined His Presidency

From making him choke on a pretzel to cajoling him into starting a wildly unpopular war, former President George W. Bush places the blame of his less than stellar presidency on his Vice-President, Dick "Numnutz" Cheney. Bush's mildly anticipated m...
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Funny story: Legal Alert #1: Major Implant Manufacturer Recalls Buttock Implants

Legal Alert #1: Major Implant Manufacturer Recalls Buttock Implants

The Acme Implants Company has issued a major recall of their Caesar Gluteus Maximus model #110 buttocks implants due to faulty design. Major complaints by implant patients include a condition known as "flat butt" when a patients sits for longer than one hour in the same position, as well as severe and unflattering "dimpling" when the buttocks are squeezed too roughly during sexual encounters. I...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Dumps Liam Hemsworth (Again!) - And Quickly Takes Up With Kings of Leon's Jared Followill

Miley Cyrus Dumps Liam Hemsworth (Again!) - And Quickly Takes Up With Kings of Leon's Jared Followill

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Miley Cyrus took here little sister Noah, who is ten, on a tour of one of the biggest cheese factories in America, Le Olde Gigantic Cheese Factory in Green Bay. Miley says that ever since Noah was three weeks old she has lov...
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Funny story: Twitter Feeds Regarding Mystery Missile Off Southern California's Coast Provide Absolutely No Insight

Twitter Feeds Regarding Mystery Missile Off Southern California's Coast Provide Absolutely No Insight

(KTLA 5 News) - Putting scientific analysis aside, the Los Angeles Times has posted a real-time group-think Twitter-feed that provides dubious enlightenment on the situation. Encouraging readers to join the conversation by asking: What do you thi...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck Outproduces 700 Global Warming Scientists in CO2 Emmissions

Glenn Beck Outproduces 700 Global Warming Scientists in CO2 Emmissions

Giant clouds of methane gas, rose from the site of Fox New's Seventeenth Annual "Shout-Out Against Science!" Forum, Tuesday...setting the Union of Concerned Scientists 'Doomsday Clock', forward by 3 minutes. As the newly-elected 112th Congress pr...
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Funny story: Bernanke Officially Makes Monopoly Money Legal Tender

Bernanke Officially Makes Monopoly Money Legal Tender

In a press conference at the steps of the Federal Reserve Bank, Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke announced today that as of November 15th 2010 Monopoly Money will be accepted at par value with the US Dollar. Shortly after his announcement Monopoly Games...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin Is Safe and Ex-Quarterback Kurt Warner Gets Tossed! - Something Is Terribly Wrong

Dancing With The Stars: Bristol Palin Is Safe and Ex-Quarterback Kurt Warner Gets Tossed! - Something Is Terribly Wrong

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are starting to hear rumblings about their credibility as Bristol Palin has once again escaped being eliminated. The picture is not looking pretty for the ABC executives as they are realizing tha...
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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 27 - The Stimulus Package Tour

Below Decks Chapter 27 - The Stimulus Package Tour

Captain Morse scowled as he reviewed his 401k's, he realized the fatal mistake he had made converting his booty and doubloons into US currency, what had once been riches fit for a king to retire on in the shores of South Carolina were now but worthless paper. "What a fool I have been, what kind of pirate would base his retirement based on a participant-directed plans. I should have stuck with g...
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Funny story: Pope Does Wear a Funny Hat, Jury Divines

Pope Does Wear a Funny Hat, Jury Divines

(Vatican City) - Papal aficionados have confirmed once and for all that the Pope does indeed "wear a funny hat". The final verdict by the jury of twelve swung convincingly toward the direction of Funny after evidence was produced vis-à-vis a divin...
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Funny story: Middle-Aged-Man Receives Non-Life-Threatening Parkour Injury

Middle-Aged-Man Receives Non-Life-Threatening Parkour Injury

(Santa Cruz, California) - An out-of-shape 42-year-old man experienced a pulled muscle this week as he attempted to hurdle a parked car. When asked why he tried to jump the vehicle in the first place, the victim, elementary school teacher George M...
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Funny story: Leaked Jessica Alba Nude Photos Reveal She's Secretly A Big Fat Cow.

Leaked Jessica Alba Nude Photos Reveal She's Secretly A Big Fat Cow.

Just days after British trollop Emma Watson (the weird-haired chick in the Harry Potter movies) posted boner-murdering photos of herself topless, ashamed-to-be-Latina actress Jessica Alba has released topless cell-phone photos herself, which reveal t...
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Funny story: CoD Black Ops False Advertising: "There are no hot chicks who play Call of Duty: Black Ops."

CoD Black Ops False Advertising: "There are no hot chicks who play Call of Duty: Black Ops."

The television ad for Activision's blockbuster 'Call of Duty: Black Ops' video game is breathtaking. Unfortunately, it is also a gigantic load of sh-t, says anti-loads of sh-t in advertising activists. The commercial which opens to the strains of...
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Funny story: Americans Fed Up With Obama's Elitist Grocery Bills

Americans Fed Up With Obama's Elitist Grocery Bills

(November 9, 2010 - Washington, DC)… The Gallup Organization released figures today which revealed 78% of the United States population believes the Obama family should be purchasing generic brands at the grocery store to show their sympathy for strug...
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Funny story: What????

What????

"If I am not a citizen of the United States, may a vulcano erupt right here in Indonesia," said President Barack Obama as he addressed a group in Indonesia today. The group included the President of Indonesia and other government officials. "...
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8th
53
9th
84
10th
69
11th
59
12th
63
13th
43
14th
37
15th
59
16th
90
17th
58
18th
78
19th
45
20th
54
21st
51
22nd
75
23rd
68
24th
60
25th
64
26th
62
27th
60
28th
50
29th
57
30th
79
 

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