Funny story: Animated R-rated 3D Movie that Chronicles the Life and Times of Paul the Octopus in the Pipeline

Animated R-rated 3D Movie that Chronicles the Life and Times of Paul the Octopus in the Pipeline

(Emeryville, California) - An Animation Studio has started production on the latest installment of three-dimensional Zeitgeist: the true-to-life story of Paul the Octopus. Calling it "a subaquatic Sid and Nancy", studio executives expect the film...
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Funny story: Somali Pirates Thwarted

Somali Pirates Thwarted

Whoah there Neddy! Incoming news indicates that there was a shocking surprise in store for a group of Somali pirates, hoping to rip off another Western freight vessel in order to boost the coffers of various international terrorist groups. The pir...
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Funny story: Wagner to perform Cheryl Cole's hit Promise This on X Factor

Wagner to perform Cheryl Cole's hit Promise This on X Factor

Brazilian shouter Wagner will perform the classic Promise This by Cheryl Cole on next week's X Factor. Cole's smash hit which includes the unforgettable lyrics 'Promise' and 'This' along with some other words beat off stiff competition from Rhian...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin Compare Short 'Tails'

Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin Compare Short 'Tails'

After Kate Gosselin told the whole world about Jon Gosselin being a little short on length and Elin Woods stated a similar story about Tiger Woods, the two have been seen together at a clinic in Beverly Hills. Although neither admitted anything, t...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Wedding Plans In Eastern Europe

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Wedding Plans In Eastern Europe

With a lot of the final scenes being shot for the last double episode of Twilight, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart say they plan to do exactly as they promised their fans some time ago, get married. "We wanted the whole movie madness thing to...
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Funny story: Masterchef - Professionals My Arse! - Says Local Woman

Masterchef - Professionals My Arse! - Says Local Woman

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today was forced to endure the popular British Broadcasting Corporation's television presentation of 'Masterchef - The Professionals' on his 52" HD TV. Shuttlecock, who wasn't keen on his wife's programme selection i...
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Funny story: Cameron requests Semtex be included in toner cartridges

Cameron requests Semtex be included in toner cartridges

Prime Minister David Cameron has provoked outrage amongst some of the most powerful printer manufacturers worldwide by insisting Semtex is included in all future production of toner cartridges. The request was made in direct response to the recent...
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Funny story: Notre Dame Scissor-Lift Department Ranked "Substandard" by U.S. News and World Report

Notre Dame Scissor-Lift Department Ranked "Substandard" by U.S. News and World Report

(South Bend, Indiana) - Following the tragic death of a student due to a gust of wind during outdoor football practice, Notre Dame's School of Scissorliftology has been ranked "substandard" by U.S. News and World Report. While the engineering prog...
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Funny story: Spanish Town's Residents to retake Driving Test, en masse!

Spanish Town's Residents to retake Driving Test, en masse!

Valencia's Director General de Trafico yesterday announced that all residents appearing on the Padrona in Campello wiil be required to retake their driving test. The revoking of licences will be carried out on an alphabetical basis, so as not to swam...
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Funny story: Police Called to X-Factor House

Police Called to X-Factor House

Police were called to the X-Factor house after a scuffle broke out between contestant Matt Cardle's hat and Katie Waissel's chin. The pair both vying for attention after trending on twitter were locked in a bitter feud after hat became infuriated wit...
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Funny story: Below Decks, Chapter 25: The Church of the Damned

Below Decks, Chapter 25: The Church of the Damned

HMS Buggerall............. The ship, the memories, the mammories, the crew, the friendships struck, the enemies made. It all came flooding back to me, the thoughts I have tried so hard to forget, when I received the telegram from Morse in morse. The lessons that we were given were a big help, but not big enough, and I had to take a trip to the local code shop to have deciphered. It trans...
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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Attend Wedding Number 12 - Is Theirs On The Horizon With Baby Shocker?

Prince William And Kate Middleton Attend Wedding Number 12 - Is Theirs On The Horizon With Baby Shocker?

Breaking News - Prince William and Kate Middleton today announced that they would be attending the wedding of William Duckworth Chad, to Miss Henrietta Huzzah Merrieweather - the twelfth wedding the couple have attended together. When asked if at...
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Funny story: Oranges are not the only colour purple

Oranges are not the only colour purple

Oranges are not the only colour purple by Rob Barratt Poets say that there is no rhyme for "orange" That's not true A sporrange is a fruit-based kilt accessory Poets say that there is no rhyme for "purple" That's not true either Who can forget Amy Turple, the 1960's TV character from the soap Crossroads, who always got her words wrong? And her distant relative, Dick Turple, The litt...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Says That She Bit Off And Ate The Barbie Doll Head As A Halloween Joke

Lady Gaga Says That She Bit Off And Ate The Barbie Doll Head As A Halloween Joke

BELFAST, Ireland - Lady Gaga is in hot water with the Mattel Toy Company of El Segundo, California, after she took a Barbie Doll and bit off and ate the doll's head while performing on stage. The flamboyant songstress whose real name is Stefani An...
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Funny story: Drugs are far healthier than booze claim "Junkies Anonymous"!

Drugs are far healthier than booze claim "Junkies Anonymous"!

"Junkies Anonymous" formed by a group of ex-heroin, crack and cocaine addicts claim that their particular habit is much healthier than boozing themselves to death with guess what, booze! AA, Alcoholics Anonymous, also claim that taking drugs is fa...
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Funny story: "Two And A Half Men" Executives Are Thinking About Replacing Charlie Sheen With Mel Gibson

"Two And A Half Men" Executives Are Thinking About Replacing Charlie Sheen With Mel Gibson

HOLLYWOOD - Network executives with the number one rated comedy show in America, Two and A Half Men, have stated that they are fed up with the high school, out-of-control antics of its star Charlie Sheen. One of the executives stated that many fee...
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Funny story: al Awlaki Attacks Chicago Synagogue Baghdad Church as Koran Demands

al Awlaki Attacks Chicago Synagogue Baghdad Church as Koran Demands

Cognitive dissonance is when you believe two ideas which conflict with each other and it makes you feel bad. Humans are ruled and driven by their emotions. We do what feels good at the time and we do not do what feels bad at the time. When we have tw...
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Funny story: Ten Signs You Might Be a Moderate

Ten Signs You Might Be a Moderate

The polarization of the United States keeps getting more attention. But do moderates still exist in this world of 24/7 media that preach the extremes of everyday politics? Ten Signs You Might Be a Moderate 1. You respect the right to own a shotgun for hunting purposes, but not the right to own handguns and rifles. You might be a moderate. 2. You think politicians of any career length don...
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Funny story: UK Transsexual wins UK scrabble contest "cumming from behind"!

UK Transsexual wins UK scrabble contest "cumming from behind"!

A fairy in a pink wig (and certainly not your usual straight, nerdy, Scrabble player), has shocked the world and won the UK's Scrabbler of the year contest. The guy or girl (?), big fan of Lady GaGa, unshaven (a dead give away) and looking pretty...
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Funny story: Local Man's Wife Discovers Miracle Cure For Dodgy Knees

Local Man's Wife Discovers Miracle Cure For Dodgy Knees

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was left amazed, astounded, aghast, when his long suffering wife, Anne, announced that she had discovered a miracle cure for a soft tissue injury in her left knee. Cabbage leaves. Microwaved on full power for 30 se...
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Funny story: Loveable Twit Sought for Next Strictly Come Dancing

Loveable Twit Sought for Next Strictly Come Dancing

The BBC is engaged in a search for the next loveable twit to take part in the 2011 Strictly Come Dancing. The Inspector General of the Beeb announced there was only one other main criterion, besides being a loveable twit and that was that they cou...
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Funny story: Drug rules 'Potty' says Professor

Drug rules 'Potty' says Professor

An article in the 'Lancet' has reported the findings of a drugs study which delares alcohol is more of a danger to the public that Cannabis and Ecstasy. Your idefatigible reporter inmthe local pib has been interviewing regulars. 'Whatt a load o...
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Funny story: Mad Hatters Tea Party

Mad Hatters Tea Party

The Wonderland of the Mad Hatters Tea Party is set to influence the American Senate & Congress elections. Encouraged by Fox News, supported by Rupert Murdoch, Sarah Palin and her pals are likely to cause a major upset in American politics.
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Funny story: Newt Gingrich's Guide to Being a Good Catholic

Newt Gingrich's Guide to Being a Good Catholic

I love claiming that I am a good Catholic, and feel I should share a few ideas about what it means to be a good Catholic, like me. You need to make sure you brag about your faith, because that is what a good Catholic like me does. You need to make sure people see that you are at Mass, so sit where everyone at Mass can see you, because that is what a good Catholic like me does. You need...
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Funny story: British Government to steal an hour of everybody's life

British Government to steal an hour of everybody's life

After failing to wake up on time for parliament due to a small bug in their iPhone alarm system that failed to account for British Summer Time ending and Greenwich Mean Time resuming, government ministers are planning on scrapping the changing of the...
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Funny story: The jealous solar system

The jealous solar system

The planet Earth has lost its friends, the other orbs are mad. He used to be the talk of the town 'cos of the life forms that he had. The other planets hated it, that he had a population They thought he got all high falutin' with ideas above his station But he was young and didn't care that they flew into a rage. How dare he have indigenous life when he's only 4 billion years of age. B...
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Funny story: John Boehner Trying to Act Like He Isn't from Washington

John Boehner Trying to Act Like He Isn't from Washington

Washington--John Boehner was in Ohio this weekend trying to get Republicans fired up to vote November 2. "Do you feel Washington is listening to you?" Boehner screamed into the microphone, while looking at a reflection of himself. "I think Was...
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Funny story: The loneliness of a long distance tosser

The loneliness of a long distance tosser

Chatting to girls online is fine, but no way to find a date You have to look in the big wide world, not a worldwide website mate You'll never match up, in the real world, to what you portray online, and the girls you find, won't be of 'Amazon stock' in transactions of a BoGoFF kind. They will never be exactly as you think, no matter what they say. And the things you say won't portray you,...
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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell's One Night Stand Impressed with Her as a Person

Christine O'Donnell's One Night Stand Impressed with Her as a Person

Washington--Christine O'Donnell election year keeps taking strange twists. This time a man is coming forward and saying that he had a one night stand with Ms. O'Donnell back on Halloween night in 2007. "She put a spell on me, because all I re...
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Funny story: Chapter 24: Time and Relative Dimension in Space

Chapter 24: Time and Relative Dimension in Space

"Excuse me, does anybody know what that dreadful sound is?" Major General jaggedone was cut off in mid-flow as the sound got louder and louder, or maybe closer and closer. It was an eerie sound, a sort of a whoosing noise and it seemed to be very nearby. All of a sudden it appeared. One minute there was just an empty beach, empty save for the gasping, bedraggled ne'er-do-wells that ma...
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Funny story: Paranormal Activity App Released for IPhone

Paranormal Activity App Released for IPhone

Based on existing infrared camera technology built into IPhones and new tracking sensor software built in, consumers can now search for a ghostly presence in their homes and on the road. Riding the popularity wave of three separate cable televisio...
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Funny story: Stocks Jump on Tech Sector News

Stocks Jump on Tech Sector News

The New York Stock Exchange expects a firm jump in trading and tech sector growth based on early indicators from overseas markets, and weekend news from one technology leader announcing a new cell phone and personal computing platform. Engineers...
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Funny story: UK forces to come under French command

UK forces to come under French command

In a shock new move, UK military forces will work alongside their French counterparts, including the possibility that UK troops could be under French command. As well as land forces, the Royal Navy will pair with the French fishing fleet. Also, in...
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Funny story: Democrats Rev Up Campaign, But Realize Car in Park

Democrats Rev Up Campaign, But Realize Car in Park

Washington--Democrats are trying to impress potential voters by revving engine, but failing to put car in gear is only making voters laugh. "I was thinking I might vote Democrat in this years election, but when that Democrat sat there revving his...
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Funny story: Hashirma Part I

Hashirma Part I

Jesus and the twelve disciples were born Jews. Christianity, 'the daughter of Judaism', is based on Hebrew Bible, Old Testament. In Koran, the holy script of Moslems, Moses is referred to as Kalimullah, the one whom God spoke with. Pompey (106-48 B.C.), Roman general and triumvir captured Jerusalem in 63 B.C. Romans crucified Jesus because he claimed to be the king of the Jews. Jews revolted i...
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Funny story: Bangladesh exposed as fake: invention of geography teacher

Bangladesh exposed as fake: invention of geography teacher

A U.N. fact finding mission to South Asia revealed last night that contrary to years of apparent evidence, Bangladesh does not exist. The mission discovered Bangladesh to be the invention of John Dewer, a geography teacher from Sussex, who in 1971...
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Funny story: Suicide Helpline for US Unemployed Outsourced to India

Suicide Helpline for US Unemployed Outsourced to India

Claims that a charity's suicide helpline has been outsourced to a call centre in India have been strongly denied. Several formerly suicidal people in the US have now moved from depression to seething anger as the voice that they reached out to in...
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Funny story: Exclusive Video Report: Paris, women get new Vaginas!

Exclusive Video Report: Paris, women get new Vaginas!

Paris, Root-hers: - Scores of fashionable young Parisians ladies are flocking to the plastic surgeons for a quick nip tuck of the old lady garden in a bid to regain their virginity. It has become such a huge hit amongst the North African/Algerian woman that it has caught on with their Parisian sisters. Lysette Pettit-Trou said "I first heard about having my clopper sewed back up from a Musli...
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Funny story: Campello in Olympic Bid Shock!

Campello in Olympic Bid Shock!

El Campello, a small town on Spain's Costa Blanca has caused a storm in international circles by throwing its hat into the ring as a late shock candidate for the 2020 Olympic Games. The local council, known as an ayuntamiento in the local parlance...
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Funny story: Campello in Al-Quaeda Terror Link

Campello in Al-Quaeda Terror Link

Sometime on Saturday night/ Sunday morning of the 30th/31st October 2010, the long hand of Muslim extremist terrorist organization Al- Quaeda arrived on Spain's Costa Blanca. The Campello Trumper has learned that at around 3am on the Sunday mornin...
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Funny story: Men Gutted as Womens Football set to become professional

Men Gutted as Womens Football set to become professional

Noted for their ability to multi task, women now have chance to prove it even more as news filters through that a new LADIES FOOTBALL SUPER LEAGUE is to be planned for 2011. Not content with an easy life of looking after the family, holding down a...
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Funny story: Earth-like planets have been hiding because they don't like Earth

Earth-like planets have been hiding because they don't like Earth

The Universe is teeming with other planets capable of supporting alien life, according to a new study. After studying stars similar to the Sun, astronomers found that almost one in four have planets similar to Earth but have been keeping themselv...
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Funny story: Ryanair increase profits by not actually flying

Ryanair increase profits by not actually flying

Ryanair revealed a 12% hike in average fares as it posted a double-digit rise in half-year profits. It also saw a 22% leap in ancillary revenues, such as baggage fees, priority boarding, onboard drinks and due to charging pilots and cabin crew for th...
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Funny story: Beejelzebub threatens Partygoers

Beejelzebub threatens Partygoers

The Campello Trumper reports that last Saturday, semi-drunken Halloween revellers ran for their lives at Brown's Restaurant when a portal to the underworld was inadvertedly opened up on the dancefloor. Tony Brown, proprietor of the popular Brown's...
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Funny story: Paul the Octopus Predicts Obscure TheSpoof.com Writer will Surpass 2-million Points Some Time in November

Paul the Octopus Predicts Obscure TheSpoof.com Writer will Surpass 2-million Points Some Time in November

(Oberhausen, Germany) - One of Paul the Octopus's handlers confirmed that the eight-armed invertebrate contacted him from the spirit world this past weekend. "I had a very lifelike dream," Daniel Fey acknowledged. "It was as if Paul was in the ro...
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Funny story: Brit launched into space on Stairlift

Brit launched into space on Stairlift

Barely 50 years after the USSR and USA first put a human into space, the UK yesterday finally achieved the same giant leap in rocket technology - when 97 year old Edith Pickles became the first British astronaut put into permanent orbit by a wholly B...
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Funny story: Video Report: Changing gang related terminology

Video Report: Changing gang related terminology

The use of the word "gangs" to describe youths who hang around committing crime could make their activities worse, a study has claimed. The Youth Justice Board conducted a major study on "gangs" and concluded that the term is "inappropriate". It also suggested replacing the phrase "gang-related" with "group-related". The new terminology for gang should be something nice and cuddly like "cluster...
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Funny story: Nick Jonas Sends Nude Images to Miley Cyrus?

Nick Jonas Sends Nude Images to Miley Cyrus?

HOLLYWOOD - Nick Jonas, 18, of the brother trio, the Jonas Brothers, has been rumored to have nude pictures which are floating in the internet. Evidences were an Omnipod attached to his side, silver band on the ring finger of the naked teen's left ha...
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Funny story: Coleen Rooney's Knockers - Give It A Rest Says PR Guru

Coleen Rooney's Knockers - Give It A Rest Says PR Guru

A top London PR agent has sprung to the defence of Coleen and Wayne Rooney. They have been in the glare of the media spotlight since their trip to Dubai during which they have been seen knecking expensive champagne and generally living it up. A...
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Funny story: Below Decks: Legends In our Own Minds Revisited. Chapter 24

Below Decks: Legends In our Own Minds Revisited. Chapter 24

The heretofore unedited, unpublished chapter 23 of Below Decks written by the uncircumcised Cook, Skoob, suddenly appearing in Twitter Space, has created an unprecedented demand for "MORE" and presented a huge dilemma for me, Morse, Captain of the Buggerall, now retired on half pension and declared redundant. "More tits, more booty, more blood, groping , grogging, lashes & keel hauling,...
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Funny story: Cher Lloyd Was In Tears On The X-Factor Because She Was Sitting On a Spike

Cher Lloyd Was In Tears On The X-Factor Because She Was Sitting On a Spike

From 'Would You Ever Adam and Eve it inc.', Totally unverified. - Malvern chanteuse Cher Lloyd, who took the X-Factor by storm on Saturday with a heart rending rendition of 'Stay' by Shakespeare's Sister, who used to be the bit daggy one out of Banan...
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