Funny story: Liberty University Revokes Glenn Beck's Honorary Doctorate

Liberty University Revokes Glenn Beck's Honorary Doctorate

Lynchburg, VA - Glenn Beck's recent behavior on his radio broadcast this past week has led the good people at Liberty University to re-think their decision about bestowing Beck with an honorary doctorate in humanities and the school is in the process...
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Funny story: "No More Midnight Tweets In The Bath", Minister Warned

"No More Midnight Tweets In The Bath", Minister Warned

Lynne Featherlite, Minister for Bubbleblowing in the LibDem Con Coalition, has received a 'severe dressing-down' from officials after posting a number of bizarre blogs and tweets revealing government policies, her opinions about ministerial colleague...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are Back Together Again Because SamRon Said "I Missed LiLo's (Blank) Bad!"

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are Back Together Again Because SamRon Said "I Missed LiLo's (Blank) Bad!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again relationship between lesbianites Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson is on-again. An unnamed source says that she saw SamRon coming out of LiLo's Hollywood Hills house and all the way fro...
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Funny story: 10 paedophiled as Catholic Priests storm aid flotilla

10 paedophiled as Catholic Priests storm aid flotilla

At least 10 people have been paedophiled after Catholic Priests have stormed a convoy of ships that were carrying condoms to the Gaza Strip. At least 10 people were paedophiled. Vatican spokesman, Tarcisio Cardinal Bertone, told the Today program...
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Funny story: Israeli PM regrets deaths on Aid Ships

Israeli PM regrets deaths on Aid Ships

Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has expressed regret after at least nine people died when troops stormed ships attempting to break through the Gaza blockade. He stated that the troops were met by viscious threats, and therefore acted in self defence...
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Funny story: President Obama, Going Against Public Opinion, Says That He Will Not Use Bernard Madoff To Plug Up The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

President Obama, Going Against Public Opinion, Says That He Will Not Use Bernard Madoff To Plug Up The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Leak

BAY ST. LOUIS, Mississippi - President Obama was speaking at a convention of The Amalgamated Mississippi Delta Shrimp Shuckers Union, and told the assembled group that he wanted to put a stop to the rumor that is running rampant across the entire nat...
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Funny story: BBC psyche made public - "We're Cranford, you're Eastenders."

BBC psyche made public - "We're Cranford, you're Eastenders."

Leaked information from management consultants has revealed BBC staff see themselves as the cast of Cranford whereas they regard viewers as the cast of EastEnders. Director General Mark Thompson admitted there was a huge gulf between the values th...
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Funny story: Judge To Decide Dennis Hopper Divorce Case

Judge To Decide Dennis Hopper Divorce Case

The Dennis Hopper's divorce case is now set to go before a judge this week only days after his death. A hearing Wednesday in California could determine how much spousal and child support Hopper's wife Victoria Duffy Hopper will receive while the c...
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Funny story: BA Cabin Crew Demand Softer Seats

BA Cabin Crew Demand Softer Seats

The on-going dispute between BA and it's Cabin crew took a new twist today. Unite joint secretary, Tony Woodley, has confirmed that the dispute cannot be settled until a 'softer seats' promise has been satisfied. Cabin crew have long held the beli...
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Funny story: Celine Dion, Could Be Four Babes In There!

Celine Dion, Could Be Four Babes In There!

42-year-old singer Celine Dion may have gotten more than she bargained for as the doctors now think she may be carrying four little ones instead of the two originally thought. "I'm only 19 weeks along and already my head looks too small for my bod...
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Funny story: Jesus hit by the recession!

Jesus hit by the recession!

Passion plays all over Europe are being hit by the recession especially the one in Oberammergau, Germany. Global fans of Jesus flock to the plays depicting the final days of his life and the crucifixion, but this years passion plays have been sore...
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Funny story: Positive Thinking Prevents Armageddon

Positive Thinking Prevents Armageddon

Following the Attacks of September 11th, 2001, Professor Lawrence Shannon expected the Earth's geopolitical situation to rapidly spiral out of control. He, like many other realists grounded in the intellectual world, never expected to see the year 2...
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Funny story: Israel admits, "we thought Palestinian mercy boats were Nazi boats attacking us!"

Israel admits, "we thought Palestinian mercy boats were Nazi boats attacking us!"

In an attempt to explain the bizarre happenings on the Palestinian mercy boats, Israel issued the following statement: "Our naval commander, Admiral Joshua Auschwitz-Zimmerman (no relation) had a nightmare, he was dreaming that the Nazi's were in...
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Funny story: Gossip from across the channel

Gossip from across the channel

Due to the extensive election fever that has gripped the nation and the sad loss of ugly Benda, many seem to have forgotten about that other bunch of thieving comedians across the English Channel (soon to be officially renamed the European Ditch because the Frogs and Krauts find the term English deeply offensive) who are hell bent on sabotaging the British economy by sending all of their deadbeats...
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Funny story: Sex And The City 2 - The Video Game review

Sex And The City 2 - The Video Game review

If you've ever had the urge to be a woman in her 40's who has everything but still wants more then you should probably be seeking out some kind of therapy. Unless of course you are a 40 something woman, in which case you still should be seeking out some kind of therapy. However, for those who still want to live out this bizarre fantasy then thanks to the team who bought you Grand Theft Auto you...
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Funny story: Scientists Sacked For Creating New Life

Scientists Sacked For Creating New Life

Two scientists working at a laboratory in Oxfordhire claim to have cloned themselves, resulting in a totally new life form. The creature is like a miniature human being, at less than 50cm long and weighing just 3.5kg. Dr Quentin Nerd and fellow...
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Funny story: Boom, And The Dirt Is Gone

Boom, And The Dirt Is Gone

Janitor and amateur chemist Roger Spoon blew up a tower block in an attempt to clean a sink. Spoon told police he was experimenting with a DIY version of a popular kitchen cleaning fluid, which resulted in the explosion that levelled the flats la...
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Funny story: Tigers unleashed on Atlanta's homeless

Tigers unleashed on Atlanta's homeless

Kasim Reed is finalising plans to release specially bred siberian Tigers onto city streets in an effort to find a solution to the Atlanta's burgeoning homelessness problem. "Life is too easy for 'bums' in this town. The weather is mostly warm and...
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Funny story: Mary Poppins Held On Drug Charges

Mary Poppins Held On Drug Charges

Mary Poppins, the famous nanny, was once again being held at Paddington Green police station on suspicion of possession of illegal drugs, with intent to supply. Poppins, 82 who was immortalised in the 1964 film Mary Poppins, as portrayed by Julie...
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Funny story: Bill Clinton: "I DID NOT Have Phone Sex with Joe Sestak!"

Bill Clinton: "I DID NOT Have Phone Sex with Joe Sestak!"

In a harshly worded statement Bill Clinton has denied that he ever offered Joe Sestak a job in the Obama administration. "That Ass," said Clinton, "I called him to ask how things were going and then jokingly asked if he would like a BJ in the W...
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Funny story: Transformers 3 Signs Two More Victoria's Secret Models

Transformers 3 Signs Two More Victoria's Secret Models

Apparent producer Michael Bay thinks he's onto a good thing in replacing Megan Fox with a Victoria's Secret model (Rosie Hunting-Whitely) and has apparently signed two more models to appear in Transformers 3. A source stated that Bay had received...
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Funny story: Seaton Carew: The Big Interview.

Seaton Carew: The Big Interview.

Seaton Carew, famous local man and failing entrepreneur, has agreed to give The Spoof! a sometimes fascinating insight to his daily life, his friendships and his colourful background. We met with Mr Carew (age indeterminable) on the set of a new period drama series being filmed in the small Somerset town of Shepton Mallet as he tried to wheedle his way onto the camera at every opportunity. D...
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Funny story: Apple i-Nag to be released in a week

Apple i-Nag to be released in a week

People - or to give them their scientific name - numpty-sheepus-followcrowd-lackpersonality-iwant - are already queuing outside shops for the new Apple i-Nag, which is due to reach those shops in a couple of weeks. However, people have been warned...
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Funny story: "Sacks in the City 2" film opening a complete success

"Sacks in the City 2" film opening a complete success

There were scenes of total mayhem and hysteria at the premiere of the highly-acclaimed film "Sacks in the City 2", held last night in a farmyard barn in Dorset. Lauded by the hundreds of celebrities attending, all dressed in fabulous, expensive an...
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Funny story: Celene Dion Conceives in Life Size Test Tube

Celene Dion Conceives in Life Size Test Tube

Las Vegas. Publicist Ralph LeChevra twittered the world to announce that Celene Dion is pregnant with twins. It has been nine years since Dion's first child was born, and at 42 she was concerned and hope was fading. But now the singer is ecstat...
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Funny story: Nighclub disaster up North

Nighclub disaster up North

So a friend of mine, Dino, asks me if I want to go Canoeing. I says sure but I've never heard of any nightclub called Canoeing. He says it's up North, past the highway, let's give it a try. Well I'm game for pretty much anything. We hop in the Civic and away we go. After about two hours of driving, I'm not seeing any nightclubs. In fact, I'm not seeing anything but rocks and goddamn trees. My g...
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Funny story: Venus Williams And Bum Suck Up

Venus Williams And Bum Suck Up

After a trial of wearing skin toned brown coloured panties, Venus Williams has had a bad case shame with Bum Suck Up. The problem is caused by her new panties. These very tight panties start to slowly make there way to the butt and highlight the e...
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Funny story: Celine Dion May Consider Titanic And Titanic Two as Name's For Expected Twins!

Celine Dion May Consider Titanic And Titanic Two as Name's For Expected Twins!

Her struggle to win the battle of in-vitro fertilisation has paid off with the the 42-year-old Canadian songstress now 14 weeks pregnant with twins, and she plans to find out the sex of the babies next month. Celine says she is expecting the resul...
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Funny story: Algeria Can Win The World Cup!

Algeria Can Win The World Cup!

Algeria is playing in the finals of the football World Cup in June and their coach Rabah Saadane thinks the team can win the competition - if his plan works! Mr Saadane has been having meetings with a very important Arabic person who is hiding in...
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Funny story: Papandreou link to Paris art theft

Papandreou link to Paris art theft

George Papandreou, the Greek prime minister has been sensationally linked to the recent theft at the museum of modern art in Paris. Suspicions were raised when finger prints from a recovered Matisse matched those of the Greek incumbent but it was...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says She Loves Derek Hough Cause The Lad Tickles Her Fancy

Cheryl Cole Says She Loves Derek Hough Cause The Lad Tickles Her Fancy

LONDON - A lot of Cheryl Cole's closest friends say that they have not seen Chezza happier than she's been the last few days. And they all attribute it to her American boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough. Hough flew into Heathrow Airport from...
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Funny story: Larry King Interviews Jesse James

Larry King Interviews Jesse James

LOS ANGELES - Jesse James soon-to-be-ex-husband of Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock finally agreed to be interviewed by Larry King on his show Live With Larry King. James the owner of West Coast Choppers in Long Beach, California said that he welcomes the chance to set the record straight. LARRY: So tell me Jesse how are things going? JESSE: Not to good Larry. My wife, the stunningly beau...
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Funny story: Multiple Deaths Mar College Graduation

Multiple Deaths Mar College Graduation

The entire graduation student population was nearly lost when fifty-three were killed and six injured during the commencement ceremonies at an over-seas junior college. The graduation class had just finished the ritual of throwing up their caps, when...
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Funny story: Algeria Will Kick The Ass Of England

Algeria Will Kick The Ass Of England

The Algerian 2010 World Cup team manager has said his team will kick the ass off the England team when the two country's meet in the first stage of this years football competition in South Africa. England will meet the formidable Algerian team on...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute

Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute

Los Angeles, CA - Simon Cowell has said publicly that he was thankful beyond words to Ian Bernardo, a past American Idol reject, for grabbing the microphone from in front of Comedian Dane Cook and shouting "this is my Kanye West moment." "Thank Go...
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Funny story: 50 year Government Conspiracy broken

50 year Government Conspiracy broken

Just in - 50 year Government Conspiracy broken: With the assistance of the internet and all public reporters, the news has been broken. Keep supplying your updates to this breaking story. The "outing" of conspiracy has led to the firing of high ra...
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Funny story: The Vampire Diaries Wanted Ashlee Simpson

The Vampire Diaries Wanted Ashlee Simpson

While most of the fans of the new series were talking about how great the season-ending final episode had gone, there was some talk about how some of the people starring on the hit show got their roles. "We originally wanted Ashlee Simpson for the...
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Funny story: Pete Waterman Says He "Can't Understand It"

Pete Waterman Says He "Can't Understand It"

Songwriter Pete Waterman has said in an interview this morning that he is at a loss to explain just what the European voting public was up to last night when they gave a total of only 10 points to the UK entry into the Eurovision Song Contest, meanin...
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Funny story: David James Told To "Decide On Hairstyle"

David James Told To "Decide On Hairstyle"

England goalkeeper David James has been told by FIFA to make a decision on which hairstyle he will sport during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, and to "stick to it!" James, 39, the Portsmouth goalie who is about to jump ship and sign for Spurs...
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Funny story: Frank Lampard Afraid Of Taking Penalties

Frank Lampard Afraid Of Taking Penalties

There was a mixed reaction to England's storming 2-1 victory over Japan in their final warm-up game before the 2010 World Cup yesterday, as the sweet smell of success was tainted by the ghastly aroma of Frank Lampard shitting his pants over his penal...
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