Funny story: An Audience With Michael Buble Singing Like A Dalek

An Audience With Michael Buble Singing Like A Dalek

Viewers who tuned in to ITV's An Audience With Michael Buble were astounded tonight when the Canadian crooner opened his mouth and emitted sounds normally associated with a synthesiser. His usual dulcet tones were transformed into an electronic buzz...
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Funny story: Chocolate Aphrodisiac Makes Your Muscles, Bones & Weiner Stronger

Chocolate Aphrodisiac Makes Your Muscles, Bones & Weiner Stronger

For years now scientists have stated the benefits of eating chocolate but until now, they have made taste the main thing. Now they are attempting to keep the taste but add even more antioxidants and flavor to their products. "Chocolate has been pr...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Nearly Ruins Her Dad's Career & Her Own

Miley Cyrus Nearly Ruins Her Dad's Career & Her Own

After all the fallout recently of Miley Cyrus dancing like a stripper on a TV special and the recent video release of her rubbing her butt into a 45-year-old male's crotch when she was 16, her dad Billy Ray stated this morning that she did much worse...
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Funny story: Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Ellen Ross Proclaims - "It's Not The Penis Size That Counts, It's The Penis Size"

Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Ellen Ross Proclaims - "It's Not The Penis Size That Counts, It's The Penis Size"

READING, Pennsylvania - Well, well, well. It appears that Jon "Little Jon" Gosselin has found himself a brand new girlfriend. She is 23-year-old Harrisburg native Ellen Ross. Ross says that she likes Jon because he looks just like an oriental Brad...
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Funny story: Stand-Up - It's Not The Hardest Game In The World. That's A Load Of Old Boar Licks That Is

Stand-Up - It's Not The Hardest Game In The World. That's A Load Of Old Boar Licks That Is

Stand-up comedians will always insist that theirs is the hardest job in the world, no matter who argues the point, but consumer research conducted by Skoob News exposes this claim as a shocking and outrageous lie. Stand-up is not the hardest game...
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Funny story: Motor Oil Flavored Seafood a Hit at Trendy Restaurants

Motor Oil Flavored Seafood a Hit at Trendy Restaurants

At Club Piranha in Hollywood, California, Chef Jorge Rodriguez found himself in a dire predicament last week when he received a load of shrimp believed to be contaminated by the BP Oil Spill. With only minutes to go until his dinner crowd was set to...
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Funny story: Nostalgia On The Wane As Old People Forget What They Were Getting Nostalgic About

Nostalgia On The Wane As Old People Forget What They Were Getting Nostalgic About

If you are fortunate enough to be able to recall when this country last had a Labour government, Manchester United were a successful football team and beer was only £3.00 a pint, then you're probably one of the dying breed of individuals afflicted wi...
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Funny story: Drama at funeral of inventor of the ATM

Drama at funeral of inventor of the ATM

Earlier this week, it was reported that John Shepherd-Barron, the inventor of the Automatic Telling Machine (ATM), had died. His funeral was held yesterday, and he had chosen to be cremated. However, the ceremony did not go smoothly. The min...
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Funny story: Taliban Attacks NATO-Held Defecation Pond

Taliban Attacks NATO-Held Defecation Pond

Last night insurgents using heavy rocket fire and AK-47s, launched a massive ground assault directed at what NATO troops refer to as, "the giant shit pond" located at Kandahar Air Field in Southern Afghanistan. Lance Corporal Lawrence Shannon...
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Funny story: Geneticist Synthetically Recreates Stephen Hawking's DNA

Geneticist Synthetically Recreates Stephen Hawking's DNA

A well-known geneticist has created DNA identical to that of Stephen Hawking, and claims that when injected into specially prepared bacteria cells, the synthetic organism will be capable of building a time machine. Said the scientist, "This is the...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell to host new reality show "Britain's Got Teeth"

Simon Cowell to host new reality show "Britain's Got Teeth"

Simon Cowell's new reality t.v. show "Britain's Got Teeth" is to air very soon. When asked about the premise of this new show Simon explained, "Well, you must have heard how the people in the U.S. of A joke, frequently, about how bad the teeth of...
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Funny story: Political Power Correlates with Length of Armpit Hair

Political Power Correlates with Length of Armpit Hair

Research scientists working at the Advanced Political Institute of Theory (APIT), have broken new ground in the field of female armpit hair as it relates to political power. At the moment, no one in the mainstream media knows for certain if E...
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Funny story: Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans

Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans

Neanderthals mated with some modern humans after all and left their imprint in the human genome, a team of biologists has reported in the first detailed analysis of the Neanderthal genetic sequence. A degree of interbreeding between modern humans...
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Funny story: Fergie Takes a Page from the Cousins: Says she 'Misspoke!' "I'm worth more than a million" she quips!

Fergie Takes a Page from the Cousins: Says she 'Misspoke!' "I'm worth more than a million" she quips!

Reacting to a firestorm of outrage in the UK after being caught on tape selling 'access' to her husband, and presumably his Royal Business Contacts, the Duchess of Pork (sic), after consultation with her PR staff in the Colonies, said she had 'missp...
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Funny story: "Oil Change We Can Believe In"

"Oil Change We Can Believe In"

As oil started to gush out of faucets all over America and Lake Tahoe prepared to change its name to Lake Tarhole, US citizens began to realize the extent of the oil disaster on the gulf coast. In what many observers are calling, Obama's Katrina,the...
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Funny story: Fr Francois DuBois SJ Will Say Anything For Half A Mill - A Bit Like The Duchess

Fr Francois DuBois SJ Will Say Anything For Half A Mill - A Bit Like The Duchess

In order to find out exactly how far certain individuals are prepared to go in search of filthy lucre, our reporter travelled to the West Virginia mansion of Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ and showed him the infamous Duchess Of York footage. "What a...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Loses Fan Base Temporarily, Manager Blames Hairstylist

Justin Bieber Loses Fan Base Temporarily, Manager Blames Hairstylist

Justin Bieber was one of the hottest singing sensations to come along in months and his meteoric rise to the top seemed to have no end in sight. That is until he got his hair cut by Mitch, the cock-eyed barber. Mitch was recommended to Bieber by h...
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Funny story: Red Scarf Brigade celebrates winning the Subo site auction

Red Scarf Brigade celebrates winning the Subo site auction

Let the fun commence. It's partytime all over this wonderful world of ours as The Red Scarf Brigade celebrate winning the auction to buy their beloved site. Red knickers are being waved, ceremoniously, in the air in far corners of the world....in...
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Funny story: The Spoof - Not As Funny As It Used To Be, A Bit Like Viz Comic

The Spoof - Not As Funny As It Used To Be, A Bit Like Viz Comic

Industry analysts have concluded that online satirical website TheSpoof.com just isn't as funny as it used to be. The problem is that nobody seems to know who the analysts are, or if they are biased one way or the other. Claiming that a humour out...
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Funny story: Sausage Man Escapes Unharmed

Sausage Man Escapes Unharmed

Braut City, New Hampshire. Last night an unnamed worker at the Live Free or Die Sausage Company was grabbed and loaded into a sausage machine by an industrial robot. The man emerged minutes later as a six-foot long sausage. The man was able t...
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Funny story: Foreign Secretary William Hague Combats Slapheads!

Foreign Secretary William Hague Combats Slapheads!

In a recent statement today William Hague declared a mass import of hair growth products. "I think there are lots of people who will say that what I said today will help them, preferably me,", announced Mr Hague an Sunday afternoon. Mr Hague is a s...
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Funny story: "The Spoof" Ratings Down Since Famous Writer's Demise

"The Spoof" Ratings Down Since Famous Writer's Demise

Highly-rated humour and satire magazine The Spoof is, not as highly-rated as it used to, be, write's Plectrum. Industry expert Mike Hunt, told me that he has studied all the availabl'e internet, ratings statistics and, taking them all together, Th...
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Funny story: UK Special Representative for Rough Trade and Investment Prince Andrew 'is Opus Dei bagman'

UK Special Representative for Rough Trade and Investment Prince Andrew 'is Opus Dei bagman'

London - (Royal Ass Mess): Sarah Ferguson's ex-husband has been identified as the fixer behind the Vatican's notorious filth-peddling Opus Dei phalange. The son of Max 'S&M Dungeon' Mosley glories in being the UK's top rough trade ambassador.
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Funny story: Fergie Explains: Bill Clinton Bigger $ Whore Than Me!

Fergie Explains: Bill Clinton Bigger $ Whore Than Me!

The Duchess of York, tracked down on the coast of France where she was hiding out after revealing tapes showing her selling herself for money, claims she got the idea from former President Bill Clinton who proposed auctioning himself off to the highe...
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Funny story: Red Dead Redemption - Only Dudes And Horses

Red Dead Redemption - Only Dudes And Horses

It's been hailed as the greatest console game ever, and the most significant western to be rolled out in decades, but Red Dead Redemption was a tricky project from the start. Apparently the horses were tricky. Red Dead Redemption is pretty much...
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Funny story: Jose Mourinho Snubs Real Madrid For Portsmouth

Jose Mourinho Snubs Real Madrid For Portsmouth

Sources revealed today that Jose Mourinho has indeed quit as head coach of newly crowned European champions Inter Milan, but that he won't be going to Real Madrid after all. Because he's already signed a deal with newly relegated Portsmouth. It...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatic has pioneering surgery!

SuBo fanatic has pioneering surgery!

A Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loony was last night recovering in hospital after pioneering surgery to remove her from her computer chair. The unnamed fanatic underwent a loonyectomy under the supervision of Dr. O. Lee-Sheet. "It appear...
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Funny story: Naked Greed! Fergie Exposed Shagging for Money to Pay Mounting Bills!

Naked Greed! Fergie Exposed Shagging for Money to Pay Mounting Bills!

The Duchess of York, once shown topless with a lover sucking her toes, went "all the way' this time with with her latest 'Naked Video' showing off her insatiable greed as she allegedly offered to sell access to the Royal Family, and primarily to he...
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Funny story: State Opening of the Can of Worms in doubt as Queen sickens

State Opening of the Can of Worms in doubt as Queen sickens

London - (News of the Screwz): Tuesday's glorious Glib Dem/Con freakshow is on the skids. Sordid money-grubbing revelations about Sarah, Duchess of Yuck pimping for Prince Andrew have sent HM's blood pressure rocketing. A fresh installment thre...
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Funny story: British Princesses may soon lose bodyguards

British Princesses may soon lose bodyguards

Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugeenie may be losing their guards very soon. Apparently it is costing the country a small fortune to have bodyguards for these two 'cuties' 24/7. Bodyguards who are not even doing their jobs. For example: Princess's car stolen from under their noses, mugging of a Princess. How on earth do these highly paid bodyguards keep their jobs? The Princesses are...
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Funny story: Death, Injuries, Beer Spill and Bee Stings

Death, Injuries, Beer Spill and Bee Stings

When a truck load of beer ends up on the roadside you'd kind of forgive those with a thirst for the sweet nectar of the God's. This actually happened, so my respects to the families involved in this odd tragedy. Now from what I have found out f...
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Funny story: Msr. Francois Dubois, SJ, Thoughts for Sunday, May 23

Msr. Francois Dubois, SJ, Thoughts for Sunday, May 23

Let us give thanks to the Lawd for what we got! On this, the 23rd day of May, in the Year of Our Lord 2010, we have much to be grateful to God for. Give me a minute; I'll think of something... Oh yes, I am thankful I have a penis. It is like many penises, I suppose, but this one is mine. I never go off half-cocked, unlike some Skoobs I know. And while we're on the Skoobject, are you pl...
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Funny story: Uganda Requests Return Of Gay Nationals living in the UK

Uganda Requests Return Of Gay Nationals living in the UK

As strange as it may sound 98 per cent of Ugandan gay asylum-seekers to the U.K. are returned home, most likely to a fate of death or persecution. In a "hard-hitting" U.K. study, handed to the Home Secretary Theresa May, it was stated that asylum...
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Funny story: Long-elastic-curved Carrot

Long-elastic-curved Carrot

We have all probably heard the news announced by J. Craig Venter Institute, May 20, ‎‎2010, on creation of the first synthetic cell. ‎ Looks like Frankenstein, a novel by Mary Shelley, is taking a new evolutionally turn. Of ‎course, we do admire the robots which can defuse road bombs, and, if the system is ‎running short of dead bodies as fake drivers of vehicles employed in suicide bombing, ‎t...
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Funny story: Government finally set to release Conga Etiquette Guidelines

Government finally set to release Conga Etiquette Guidelines

Following a number of high profile incidents, the UK Government is to issue a handbook detailing the etiquette and guidelines of the wedding reception favourite dance, the Conga. The dance, invented by William Conga, Duke of Arbroath in 1912, has...
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Funny story: Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, sells Queen for £500k

Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, sells Queen for £500k

The United Kingdom is waking this morning to the shocking news that the current monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, has been sold to a Russian Oil baron by the Duchess of York. The Duchess, Sarah Ferguson, who was divorced by the Queen's son Andrew in 19...
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Funny story: Jogger's Passion for Finding Change

Jogger's Passion for Finding Change

Jeremy Anderton, a friendly jogger living in Ames, Iowa, has collected over $10,000 worth of coins in his lifetime. Said Anderton, "You have no idea what you can find when there's nothing else worth searching for in your life." Each day...
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Funny story: Kindles Shop for Father's Day for Daddy, Jeff Bezos

Kindles Shop for Father's Day for Daddy, Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos, Amazon's founder and CEO, is a lucky man. Father of Amazon's Kindle (regarded by many as the world's foremost electronic reader), he'll be getting lots of presents from his "kids" on June 20. A group of Kindles was spotted Saturday in...
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Funny story: Fergie the Duchess of York made even bigger offer to super rich Italian

Fergie the Duchess of York made even bigger offer to super rich Italian

An inside source at a leading American Newspaper has claimed that Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, made an even bigger offer this week to a super rich Italian Art Dealer called Pietro Mancini. It is claimed that Fergie offered to introduce P...
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Funny story: Obama Announces Ways To Bailout U.S. Economy. Wasn't Aware Viagra Was In Health Bill!

Obama Announces Ways To Bailout U.S. Economy. Wasn't Aware Viagra Was In Health Bill!

"That's not to say that we are in bad shape", stated the President. "We've been in debt most of my lifetime but I inadvertently ran it up higher than I intended, because of some bad advice." (YOU LIE!!) "Ahem. So we must start raising the taxes...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Loses His Jigger In Nashville Incident

Taylor Lautner Loses His Jigger In Nashville Incident

Actor Taylor Lautner should have known that now was not the best time to take a trip to Tennessee after all the recent flooding, especially to take a fishing trip. But he is only 17 years old. Taylor showed up at the Nashville Airport last Tues...
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Funny story: Lost - The Final Episode - 5am UK Simulcast And Nobody Can Be Arsed

Lost - The Final Episode - 5am UK Simulcast And Nobody Can Be Arsed

The final episode of US TV drama Lost will be screened in the UK at 5am in a global simulcast designed to thwart piracy. However, our research shows that the producers have been somewhat optimistic with their ratings forecast, and that 99.76% of Brit...
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