Funny story: Al Gore Urges World to Implement His F.A.R.T. Plan

Al Gore Urges World to Implement His F.A.R.T. Plan

In response to the BP Oil Rig Explosion and the ensuing environmental disaster, world renowned environmentalist Al Gore has unveiled a new plan for Fast Action Response Teams to be able to counter attack against any future disasters. From hi...
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Funny story: Skoob Visits Vancouver

Skoob Visits Vancouver

Recently featured writer for TheSpoof.com, Skoob, has returned from a journey to Vancouver, formerly an outpost of the British Empire now part of Canada or as it likes to think of itself, The True North Strong and Free. While Skoob reported that...
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Funny story: Chubby Brown's comments on Subo site auction, won today by The Red Scarf Brigade

Chubby Brown's comments on Subo site auction, won today by The Red Scarf Brigade

Ee! Well what the f**k can A say? Those bloody loonies 'ave gone an' dunnit 'aven' they. Freaking nobs. They've obviously go' more freaking money than sense. Well, we all knew that afore didn' we lads 'n' lasses. Course we did. Little ar**w***s. A did 'ear that they are thanking bloody god coz HE 'eeded their prayers' - or so the bloody crazies believe. Christ! They need a bloody real...
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Funny story: Blue Square for Beckham

Blue Square for Beckham

Blue Square Premier club Grimsby Town pulled of the scoop of the decade today, when they signed David Beckham. Grimsby, who were relegated from league 2 last season, is sponsored by Olds Sea Foods, one of the biggest names in the food industry.
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Funny story: Airline's Five Star Bathroom, Wins Praises From Mile High Fliers

Airline's Five Star Bathroom, Wins Praises From Mile High Fliers

World airliner Lufthansa has put a smile on the face of the serious Mile High Flyer, not just for the unveiling the "world's quietest first class" cabin, but most importantly - the spacious bathrooms. The First-Class bathroom features wide vertica...
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Funny story: Did Selena Gomez Really Go Dogging With Stan Collymore?

Did Selena Gomez Really Go Dogging With Stan Collymore?

My source, eccentric English film producer/director, Buffty Ginslinger, was telling anyone who cared to listen to him in a Soho watering hole that Disney actress/singer Selena Gomez spent the greater part of last night out dogging with ex-footballer...
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Funny story: Copy of Tuesday's Queen's Peach found in Kings Cross lav

Copy of Tuesday's Queen's Peach found in Kings Cross lav

London - (Rioters): The dog poo-smeared royal document was dumped inside a Thameslink Gents this evening. An accompanying official envelope had We Are Not Amused scrawled in blood. A sneak preview of the contents shows a mixed bag of Old Tory...
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Funny story: Lily Allen Climbs Everest

Lily Allen Climbs Everest

Petite but curvy, feisty and formerly naughty in a wasted middle-class way pop singer Lily Allen has cemented the evolution of her image by becoming the latest unlikely figure to climb Mount Everest yesterday, writes Hilary Tensing, Chief Gobshite.
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Funny story: Ronald Weinland speaks out about The Red Scarf Brigade and tactics they used to win the auction for their beloved site.

Ronald Weinland speaks out about The Red Scarf Brigade and tactics they used to win the auction for their beloved site.

Self-proclaimed prophet (of god of course) Ronald Weinland, today spoke out 'against' The Red Scarf Brigade (Susan Boyle fanatics). Ronald is, and I do understand this even if I do not agree that he is indeed a Prophet who is spoken to by his god,...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics in takeover shocker!

SuBo fanatics in takeover shocker!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were in shock tonight after learning they had been out-bid in the race to buy their beloved meeting place. They were in jubilant mood earlier, believing they had won, but a late bid was later received a...
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Funny story: North Korea Will Not Apologize, but Agrees to Use Lube

North Korea Will Not Apologize, but Agrees to Use Lube

United States and South Korean officials recently ended a three-month investigation into the sinking of a South Korean Naval vessel and came to the conclusion that a North Korean torpedo was to blame for the incident which killed eighty nine South Ko...
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Funny story: Spoof Writers receive maximum sentence

Spoof Writers receive maximum sentence

A number of Spoof Writers today received the maximum sentence of 23 words. After the jury of their peers had been seconded for a period of 14 hours, to mull over the court documents, it was decided that: "Any writer using sentences of more than...
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Funny story: Mexico's President Blames Illegal Immigrant Problem on Canada

Mexico's President Blames Illegal Immigrant Problem on Canada

Washington, DC - Mexico's President, Felipe Calderone was in Washington, DC this past week visiting President Obama and attending a state dinner thrown in his honor. President Calderone, however, stepped all over the rules of etiquette when asked to...
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Funny story: Jon Gosselin's Son Asks, "What's a Skanky Ho, Dad?"

Jon Gosselin's Son Asks, "What's a Skanky Ho, Dad?"

New York, NY - Jon Gosselin has a new young girlfriend, Ellen Ross and this weekend, he brought six of his kids home to meet her and spend time in his new apartment. Ellen is just the latest in a long string of girlfriends Jon's gone through since be...
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Funny story: Subo fanatics successful bid to buy site. God is thanked for answering all of their prayers.

Subo fanatics successful bid to buy site. God is thanked for answering all of their prayers.

There is a 'buzz' going around the internet. Fans have successfully bid on, and won, their beloved site. Speculations are abundant as to how this will all 'pan out'. Naysayers believe that the site will eventually implode, but some people are...
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Funny story: Ashley Cloud Refused Boarding

Ashley Cloud Refused Boarding

Smoldering Icelandic beauty Ashley Cloud was refused boarding on a British Airways flight yesterday to her hometown of Reykjavik. Fresh off a world tour of Great Britain, Europe and some say as far west as Newfoundland the stunner was shocked that...
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Funny story: Tiny Penis Owners Lobby For Button Mushroom Penis Day

Tiny Penis Owners Lobby For Button Mushroom Penis Day

A loose alliance of various groups of men with small penises are to come together under the umbrella name of the 'Knights With Small Swords' in order to lobby Westminster for a special day of celebration in honour of people of their own ilk. It is...
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Funny story: 'Katie Price Fully Dressed' Search Tops Unexpected Google Search List

'Katie Price Fully Dressed' Search Tops Unexpected Google Search List

Google delivered some surprising results this morning when the search engine giant published its top ten list of completely unexpected searches. Top of the list came 'Katie Price Fully Dressed' which raised more than a few eyebrows, because it is...
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Funny story: Drudge Report Admits Seinfeld Show Error

Drudge Report Admits Seinfeld Show Error

In an article in The Drudge News three weeks ago, it was reported that the actor Jason Alexander was in a bicycle- boat collision. It turned out to be a bicycle-car collision! Drudge apologized this morning as more facts have become available.
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Funny story: 82 F Temperature soon to set Britain sizzling - Middlesbrough residents in frenzied shopping mode

82 F Temperature soon to set Britain sizzling - Middlesbrough residents in frenzied shopping mode

Brits are reeling (with excitement) over the recent news that temperatures will soon soar to as high as 82 F. People in Middlesbrough, especially residents of Berwick Hills, are rushing out to Primark, Matalan and other such high class boutiques...
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Funny story: Forget New York - Vancouver BC Is The City That Never Sleeps

Forget New York - Vancouver BC Is The City That Never Sleeps

Ol' Blue Eyes once sang that he wanted to wake up in a city that doesn't sleep, which was all well and good back in the day, but if he was to wake up in New York City nowadays he'd be pretty disappointed. Because New York is no longer the epicentr...
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Funny story: Louisiana Purchase Returned To France: US Wants Money Back

Louisiana Purchase Returned To France: US Wants Money Back

President Obama informed the government of France today that the US is returning portions of the Louisiana Purchase from the year 1804. Although the purchase included a vast amount of land other than the gulf coast states, Obama declared, "We had...
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Funny story: Terry Butcher Admits "Blood Was Ketchup"

Terry Butcher Admits "Blood Was Ketchup"

Terry Butcher, the former England defender who courageously played on despite suffering a deep cut to his forehead during a vital World Cup qualifier against Sweden in Stockholm in 1989, has admitted in an interview that the 'blood' wasn't real, and...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Rescued By Fire Department After Getting Stuck In Bathroom Window

Susan Boyle Rescued By Fire Department After Getting Stuck In Bathroom Window

Susan Boyle, who had just given a concert and was trying to relax at a near-by restaurant where she was secreted in, made the reporters day after all. She became stuck fast in a bathroom window while trying to sneak back out. Wednesday night in...
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Funny story: Former Spoof Writer In Frenzied Rant Against New Editor

Former Spoof Writer In Frenzied Rant Against New Editor

Former Spoof writer Buford Highball, who recently decided to contribute his outpourings to a rival satirical website was said to be absolutely livid, hopping mad, peed off, hacked off and whacked off with the new rival site's owners. Why? Well,...
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Funny story: Statins can be risk to health Susan Boyle has joined the campaign to put an end to its use

Statins can be risk to health Susan Boyle has joined the campaign to put an end to its use

Statins can be a risk to health. Results of a new study were published today. Susan Boyle is on the list of celebrities who have recently formed a new committee to work on a Public Awareness campaign as a result of the findings detailed below.
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Funny story: Military Regimen Begins Next Fall for School Age Children

Military Regimen Begins Next Fall for School Age Children

While Michelle Obama's attempts to get children at an early age on the right path to good diet and exercise habits is a step in the right direction, it simply is not enough to stem the tide of childhood obesity claims Marine General, Jackson "Jarhead...
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Funny story: The State of the Onion Address: George W. Bush Quotes

The State of the Onion Address: George W. Bush Quotes

It's funny how stuff accumulates like sediment. When I first considered posting these George W. Bush quotes, I thought, "That's sort of a cop out." I didn't think it would be much work, you see, not like writing an actual magazine article. Just a simple cut and paste job, right? Well, not exactly. I started collecting these Dubya quotes as an unpublished story well over a year ago, mainly so I...
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Funny story: Mental Health Test Now Mandatory for Writers

Mental Health Test Now Mandatory for Writers

Ahoy all good men and women of The Spoof Kingdom. Be it known that the honourable Mark Lowton esquire has determined in the best interest of the general public and public decency, mandatory mental health testing will begin immediately for all alleged writers for TheSpoof.com. Testing will be self-administered multiple choice as you would have it. Having done the test to the best of my ab...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle fanatics celebrate and have a good time, the Tea Parties commence

Susan Boyle fanatics celebrate and have a good time, the Tea Parties commence

Susan Boyle fanatics have pulled off a coup and bought their own fansite. Following the ConDem coaltion's example, they have put aside their differences for now and, organised themselves into a coherent group to buy their fansite. They are to be c...
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Funny story: Men with tiny penises gather in London

Men with tiny penises gather in London

LONDON (ABSNN) -- The Man With the World's Smallest Penis has a large following. Spoof writer, Skoob1999, has called the World's First Congress of Men With Itty-bitty Penises to take place in London beginning June 14th. HRH Prince Charles will ch...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics take over the asylum!

SuBo fanatics take over the asylum!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were this morning celebrating taking over their beloved meeting place. "We only had to pay $8000 for something we had for free only yesterday! Bargain!" said the very deluded new head chief fanatic.
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Funny story: Country Music Singer Chely "Wrights" Her Wrongs to Oprah

Country Music Singer Chely "Wrights" Her Wrongs to Oprah

Last Wednesday May 19th 2010 self outed Country Music singer Chely Wright appeared on the God of Television Shows, Oprah. Her "outing" made headlines around the world and was a great moment in history for the GLBT community, and a possible life li...
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Funny story: U.S. "Straight" Rapper Rapped Up In Homophobic Claims

U.S. "Straight" Rapper Rapped Up In Homophobic Claims

Wale the U.S. based smooth, good looking and extra cute Rapper is facing bitch lashing after making a decision to cancel a scheduled performance at an event for a U.S. Gay and Lesbian community. Wale is an American rapper from Washington, who, by...
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Funny story: U.S. Military Becomes an All-Gay Force

U.S. Military Becomes an All-Gay Force

In a stunning reversal of the Clinton-Era, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy concerning the sexual preferences of U.S. Military personnel, the Obama Administration has decided to go with an all-gay force. Troops that are currently straight have thirty...
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Funny story: Oil Spill Miracle: NASA photos taken from space reveal face of The Obama visible in center of the ooze

Oil Spill Miracle: NASA photos taken from space reveal face of The Obama visible in center of the ooze

Earlier today, NASA released new photographs of the ever changing, swirling, widening Gulf oil spill which appear to show the face of The Obama amid the goo that is destroying local ecosystems. This is not the first reporting of the face of The Ob...
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Funny story: Renaldo's transformation

Renaldo's transformation

Lagos, Nigeria. Former football international, Renaldo, has joined a tribe of Swahili natives and now calls Nigeria home. "I love it here. The people are so friendly and they even play football for fun. Even better, the welfare payments are out o...
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Funny story: President Obama Vows To Punish The BP Oil Spill Officials By Forcing Them To Spend The Summer In Arizona

President Obama Vows To Punish The BP Oil Spill Officials By Forcing Them To Spend The Summer In Arizona

WALLA WALLA, Washington - President Obama spoke before the springtime convention of the Underprivileged Children of Professional Northwest Lumberjacks at Walla Walla's newly-dedicated Vice-President Joe Biden Auditorium. Afterwards he was asked wh...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Threatens N. Korea with McDonald's Restaurant Chain!

Hillary Clinton Threatens N. Korea with McDonald's Restaurant Chain!

Soul, South Korea - North Korea was sent reeling today under a new unprecedented threat by the United States and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. In a press conference Clinton removed one of her mauve high heel pumps and banged it on the podium wh...
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Funny story: Chicago Man Survives Giant Aussie Croc Attack

Chicago Man Survives Giant Aussie Croc Attack

Chicago man, South Side Johnny was recovering in an Australian hospital this morning after a vacation cruise up the Dongpulla River in Australia's Queensland went disastrously wrong. South Side Johnny and a party of twelve set off up the Dongpulla...
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Funny story: BP Uses Nuclear Bomb to Close Oil Well! Britney Spears to Buy Company and Change Name to BS

BP Uses Nuclear Bomb to Close Oil Well! Britney Spears to Buy Company and Change Name to BS

Sweet Home, Alabama - BP today ended the oil spill into the Gulf of Mexico by blowing the well up with a nuclear bomb. The explosion was felt as far north as Tennessee. The cloud from the explosion could be seen all the way from Canada. The explos...
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Funny story: Rodent Attends Obama's Press Conference in the Rose Garden

Rodent Attends Obama's Press Conference in the Rose Garden

President Obama's address on financial reform was a major White House media event on Thursday. In addition to the usual attendees, there was one extra guest. Wearing eyeglasses and toting a tiny briefcase in its mouth, a rodent occupied a place of i...
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Funny story: Realtor Can't Suppress Laughter while Showing Rush Limbaugh's Manhattan Condo

Realtor Can't Suppress Laughter while Showing Rush Limbaugh's Manhattan Condo

New York, NY - By now, most people have seen the news that Rush Limbaugh is selling his New York Penthouse condo and moving out of New York due to the high rise in taxes. He said he would move and he's keeping his promise so far. Many wish he would h...
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