Funny story: Justin Bieber vs Stephen Hawking

Justin Bieber vs Stephen Hawking

A cataclysmic feud has begun this week between the biggest force in hip hop and the immovable object of physics. Justin Bieber vs Steven Hawking is a true example of an unstoppable force, meeting an immovable object. It started early this week whe...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin: The Taming of the Shrewd

Kate Gosselin: The Taming of the Shrewd

The long-awaited news has finally arrived. TLC has just announced the format for Kate's solo show, sans Jon and Kids. The producers, though, are torn between naming it Kate: The Taming of the Shrewd or Twisted Kate, but it will feature Kate each week...
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Funny story: Chiang Kai-shek: Taiwan won't ask U.S. to fight China, but will take more hamburgers

Chiang Kai-shek: Taiwan won't ask U.S. to fight China, but will take more hamburgers

Taiwan will never ask the United States to fight against China on its behalf, Taiwan President Generalissimo Chiang Kai-shek said in a CNN interview Friday, shortly after rising from the dead. "We will continue to purchase arms from the United Sta...
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Funny story: The Chinese Claim They Found Noah's Ark

The Chinese Claim They Found Noah's Ark

Many are in doubt of the accuracy of the Lynn intelligence test which claims that Asians are the most intelligent people on this earth when a group of Chinese Christians held a news conference to announce they were 99.9 percent sure they had found No...
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Funny story: John Higgins reveals terrifying truth

John Higgins reveals terrifying truth

World Champion Snooker player John Higgins has tonight revealed the terrifying truth behind the most shocking scandal to rock his profession ever. He reveals it started in the Russian City of Kiev. He was in a nightclub with his manager when a be...
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Funny story: Toads Always Leave Five Days Before Kirstie Alley Visit

Toads Always Leave Five Days Before Kirstie Alley Visit

A new study by some eggheads has revealed that five days before Kirstie Alley visits a city or town, the toads all leave. The same thing apparently holds true for earthquakes. Combining the two separate studies, scientists have now requested th...
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Funny story: Snooker star doesn't take a bribe scandal

Snooker star doesn't take a bribe scandal

The sport where every other player quite happily throws a game for a large pile of cash has been rocked by the news today of an unnamed star admitting to never having taken a bribe throughout his career. The snooker star at the centre of the serio...
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Funny story: Study: Pregnant women should get more sex

Study: Pregnant women should get more sex

Pregnant women could -- and probably should -- get 10 times more sex than experts currently recommend, according to a new study. Current guidelines for daily sex during pregnancy range from once per week to no sex at all, the amount usually associ...
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Funny story: Man Mauled By Wombat

Man Mauled By Wombat

A cuddly looking wombat mauled a man stepping out of his caravan today. The man, Bruce Spencer (60), a survivor of the Black Saturday bushfires, was living in the caravan while he built a new home in Flowerdale north east of Melbourne. Paramedi...
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Funny story: Children-allergy medicines recalled; panicked adults allergic to children visit ERs & immunization centers in record numbers

Children-allergy medicines recalled; panicked adults allergic to children visit ERs & immunization centers in record numbers

A voluntary recall has been issued for more than 40 over-the-counter drugs intended for protection against the toxic byproducts of children, including Tylenol and Motrin, because they don't meet quality standards. "This recall is not being underta...
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Funny story: Obama's Gordon Brown Moment 'off air' Fuels Sex Rumours: "Unlike Tiger, I REALLY Dig Brown Sugar!

Obama's Gordon Brown Moment 'off air' Fuels Sex Rumours: "Unlike Tiger, I REALLY Dig Brown Sugar!

In a Gordon Brown moment, US Presidential Philanderer Barry Obama forgot his mike was still on after TV Host Chris Matthews signed off from yet another infomercial extolling the virtues of the "The Big O." Heard cackling after the pair were discu...
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Funny story: Some streets in Times Square reopen after authorities remove movie bomb 'The Losers' from scene

Some streets in Times Square reopen after authorities remove movie bomb 'The Losers' from scene

"Hey, it won't suck itself, honey" T-shirt vendor Buck Q. Dumbass, who noticed irate ticket-holders with smoke coming out of their ears hurriedly exiting a theater showing lame Hollywood release 'The Losers', alerted police to what turned out to be a...
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Funny story: Bush Puts Blame on the Oil for BP Gulf Coast Disaster

Bush Puts Blame on the Oil for BP Gulf Coast Disaster

President George W. Bush's response to the social disaster unfolding in Louisiana and Mississippi is to deny any responsibility by BP for the horrifying conditions facing more than one million people. "This wouldn't be a disaster if it weren't fo...
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Funny story: Snooker player suspended for fixing matches

Snooker player suspended for fixing matches

A snooker player, has been suspended for allegations of fixing snooker matches. These allegations stem from reports that the player was seen messing with his balls in an important match recently, which he subsequently lost. Later he was seen b...
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Funny story: Spotted at Urinal, Lady Gaga Penis Rumours Resurface

Spotted at Urinal, Lady Gaga Penis Rumours Resurface

Last week John Salford, a 58 year old plumber, was at the 'Cats Arse' in Scunthorpe, his local pub. After a long day at work he went for couple of refreshing pints with his friends, a normal night was looming for Mr Salford, but that all changed.
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Funny story: Obama Caught On Tape In Washington, D.C. Hotel With Former Campaign Aide

Obama Caught On Tape In Washington, D.C. Hotel With Former Campaign Aide

That's what several newspapers and internet sites are saying this morning although the President hasn't denied or confirmed the story. A new confidential investigation says it has learned that Obama first became involved with the 36-year-old Vera...
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Funny story: Fundamentalist Mormons support Malawian polygamy ban

Fundamentalist Mormons support Malawian polygamy ban

Plans by the Malawian government, seeking to ban polygamous marriages in the country, has unexpectedly received support from a group of Fundamentalist Mormons in Hilldale, Utah. The support is surprising because the cult actively supports polygamy...
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Funny story: Heather Mills May Lose Other Leg

Heather Mills May Lose Other Leg

A spokesman for the Ostermann Clinic in New York told reporters this morning that Heather Mills, who danced on "Dancing With The Stars" a couple of years back, may lose her other leg. "She had her check-up this week and everything looked fine", st...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle to help out Iceland

Susan Boyle to help out Iceland

Susan Boyle has recently given an interview in which she has clearly stated she WILL be available to help out Iceland. Iceland Shops, that is. Susan recently heard about shoppers in Middlesbrough boycotting the Iceland shops because of the recent...
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Funny story: Mr Ed agrees with Big Mac, even though most people don't

Mr Ed agrees with Big Mac, even though most people don't

Mr Ed, the world's only talking horse, agrees with Big Mac, alias John McCririck, and his outspoken views on banning the whip in horse racing. Mr Ed, talking from his stables at Newmarket, said: "That Fat Oaf Big Mac, is an absolute idiot when he...
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Funny story: Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten to Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!

Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten to Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!

Even as President Obama has been forced to change the locks on his bedroom, and seek a restraining order against a reported "hopping Mad Michelle', White House Sources continue to rebut published tales of Presidential Philandering with a Hot Chicago...
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Funny story: Achilles' heel

Achilles' heel

We are told that dictators are individuals presiding at the pinnacle of a hierarchy. Untrue. ‎The whole hierarchy is comprised of ferocious rogues that have hijacked an idiot ‎sitting at the top. In other works, the despot is to a hierarchy as the honey bees queen is ‎to the beehive bees. ‎ In history, we find purported instances of toppling despots. Wrong! It is the engulfing ‎rogues that were...
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Funny story: U.S. Vampires Plan Night Walk

U.S. Vampires Plan Night Walk

Since every other group from the Tea Party to Illegal Immigrants are planning protests around the country, Vampire Brian Vosay says that his group are ready to do a protest night walk in downtown Manhattan this fall. "Everyone is talking about the...
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Funny story: Lady Godiva pens new song for Susan Boyle and Snoop Doggy Dogg

Lady Godiva pens new song for Susan Boyle and Snoop Doggy Dogg

Yes it is true. One of our own writers has penned a new song for Subo's new album. It's a rap song and it's hoped that Snoop will 'do' a duet on the album. Yes I'm Subo and don't you guys fret I's got lots o' singing to do just yet I've found my feet and I know what's hip I'm enjoying sailing on this musical ship. Come on and join me. Get right down Turn those frowns o' yours upside do...
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Funny story: It's Lights Out for Illuminati During Incondescent VS Flourescent Row!

It's Lights Out for Illuminati During Incondescent VS Flourescent Row!

A black out has been temporarily imposed on the Illuminati, a spiritual, secretive conclave some say controls the world behind closed doors and afflicted with closed minds. A recent world wide ban on incandescent lighting has been thought to have...
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Funny story: Beelzebub soars in the Polls

Beelzebub soars in the Polls

Beelzebub has made a strong surge in the polls following the live debates by the main parties. Beelzebub promises war, famine and poverty but Labour have accused him of hijacking their policies. Gordon Brown said: "It's typical of Beelzebub t...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown To Become Game Show Host

Gordon Brown To Become Game Show Host

It was revealed today that a satellite TV station has struck a deal with Prime Minister Gordon Brown to host the game show Sale Of The Century. The show, funded by the taxpayer and based on the format of the popular 1970s show, will see three con...
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Funny story: Snooker World Rocked

Snooker World Rocked

The snooker world was shocked yesterday when Dutch referee Jan Verhaas, who had been in charge of the semi-final between Graeme Dott and Mark Selby suddenly screamed, "Why's that waiter holding a stick? Where am I? Who are all these people? Why's tha...
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Funny story: Ricky Martin, Shakira, Linda Ronstadt, and The Matadors of Mexico Federation Protest Arizona's New Discrimination Law

Ricky Martin, Shakira, Linda Ronstadt, and The Matadors of Mexico Federation Protest Arizona's New Discrimination Law

PHOENIX - A group of celebrities gathered in the parking lot of a Taco Bell to protest Arizona's new Discrimination Law aimed at protecting employers from angry employees who become irate due to hot sauce being banned in company lunch rooms. Diego...
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Funny story: President Obama Replies To Charges of Infidelity With Vera Baker By Saying, "Say What Fa Shizzle My Nizzle?"

President Obama Replies To Charges of Infidelity With Vera Baker By Saying, "Say What Fa Shizzle My Nizzle?"

BEAVER, Oklahoma - President Barack Obama had just delivered his speech to The Oklahoma Sooner or Later League of Farm Dwellers when he was asked a somewhat embarrassing question. The president responded to a question about the alleged rumor curre...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods and Paris Hilton Join Tea Party and Attack Sarah Palin!

Tiger Woods and Paris Hilton Join Tea Party and Attack Sarah Palin!

Detroit MI - What do Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin and Paris Hilton have in common? They all showed up at a recent Tea Party event in Detroit, Michigan. Tiger Woods was in town to sign a new endorsement deal with General Motors. A lucrative deal worth...
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Funny story: BP Oil Leak May Cause Shipping Changes

BP Oil Leak May Cause Shipping Changes

With all the oil leaking into the Gulf of Mexico, a Vice President at BP says that there will have to be some changes made in shipping. "For one thing, they'll have to steer clear of all that crap we've leaked out there now", stated Walter Janson.
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Funny story: Chris Brown Loses Control During DJ Interview

Chris Brown Loses Control During DJ Interview

Chris Brown, at one time a rising star on the music charts but seems to have come down with Mike Tyson's Disease, added one more nail to the coffin this past week by having it out with a popular DJ while still on the air. "Calling fans and old gir...
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Funny story: Bigotsgate 2010

Bigotsgate 2010

Yes, it's being called 'Bigotsgate' - Gordon Brown's gobby comments will NEVER be forgotten, however many times he attempts to apologize. It's known that three out of four voters believe that immigration IS a significant problem for Britain. W...
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