Funny story: Bristol Palin Hits The Hypocrite Circuit!

Bristol Palin Hits The Hypocrite Circuit!

Beginning in Horse Muffin, Arkansas, Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol will be going on her speaking tour that will last until school starts again, unless discouraged. Calling in old political favors, Palin's mother Sarah has her daughter lined up t...
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Funny story: America's CBS and its new internal reality show "Die You Rotting Serials"

America's CBS and its new internal reality show "Die You Rotting Serials"

An aggresive CBS, (America), has created it's own television reality series call "Internal Culling"! The plot revolves around murdering top executive's who take to the axe to murder show's such as "Cold Case," "Ghost Whisperer" and five other seri...
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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg To Share Same Suit

Cameron and Clegg To Share Same Suit

New UK Tory Prime Minister David 'Dave' Cameron is likely to share the same suit on a daily basis with his Deputy Lib-Dem Prime Minister Nick 'Nick' Clegg, in a radical cost-cutting plan announced at Westminster yesterday, writes Justin Sycophant for...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Will Be Happy When Prince Charles "Gets Over His Whoopie Cushion Phase"

Queen Elizabeth II Will Be Happy When Prince Charles "Gets Over His Whoopie Cushion Phase"

Prince Charles, the 61 year old heir apparent to the throne of England, is not making the Queen happy. Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, said that "we will be pleased when my son finally outgrows his current Whoopie Cushion phase and stops sneaking t...
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Funny story: The Queen is Dead Boys, and it's so lonely on local Radio

The Queen is Dead Boys, and it's so lonely on local Radio

A DJ who made a joke about Queen Elizabeth II popping her clogs is surprised it has attracted so much publicity. Danny Kelly who works for a radio station in the West Midlands is sorry if it offended anyone but is delighted that someone was actually...
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Funny story: Blumenthal Denies Catching Clap In Vietnam

Blumenthal Denies Catching Clap In Vietnam

Before a gathering of Veterans in New Hartford, Connecticut, Attorney General Richard Blumenthal denied catching a case of non-specific urethritis, commonly known as the clap, while stationed in Vietnam. In defending himself from accusations that...
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Funny story: Ohio Boy Arrested for Using Bible Page as Rolling Paper

Ohio Boy Arrested for Using Bible Page as Rolling Paper

Sandusky, OH - The police were called to a home in Sandusky by a mother of a 16-year old whom she said was holed up in his room smoking marijuana and using pages from the Bible as rolling papers. When police arrived at the home, sure enough, the b...
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Funny story: Connecticut Attorney General and Senate Candidate Richard Blumenthal Lied About Military Record

Connecticut Attorney General and Senate Candidate Richard Blumenthal Lied About Military Record

Connecticut's Attorney General and probably Democratic Senatorial Candidate is in hot water nationwide for claiming to be a Vietnam Veteran (when he was not). He is also in trouble for claiming to have been the captain of the Harvard University Swim...
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Funny story: Naughty Housewives TV Show Replaces Real Housewives

Naughty Housewives TV Show Replaces Real Housewives

Ratings aren't the only thing expected to rise on the set of the new TV show Naughty Housewives of Vegas. The new show is filming as we speak and should be ready for airing sometime in the fall. Based on the concept of the Real Housewives series of s...
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Funny story: Iraq's "Weapons of Mass Destruction" found on eBay

Iraq's "Weapons of Mass Destruction" found on eBay

Alert CIA officers have discovered the missing Iraqi missiles being advertised for sale on the internet marketplace eBay. The existence of the missiles was hotly disputed before and after the invasion of Iraq in March 2003 by a coalition of forces in...
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Funny story: Beeb's' Dead Queen Joke' an ominous portent says Hellfire Club

Beeb's' Dead Queen Joke' an ominous portent says Hellfire Club

London - (Grim Reaper Mess): "Ha ha ha! Nearly pissed myself laughing when I heard old Fatty Mountbatten had finally croaked it!" BBC WM radio listener Prudence Blow commented today. This 'typical' audience reaction to presenter Danny Kelly's gaff...
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Funny story: MacFucsakes Family Give Big Thumbs Up To Frigghall On Sea

MacFucsakes Family Give Big Thumbs Up To Frigghall On Sea

Frequent travellers, and part time travel correspondents for Skoob News, the MacFucsakes family today gave a massive thumbs up to the UK tourism industry after spending a short break at booming resort town, Frigghall On Sea, bucking the trend for sho...
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Funny story: Sole Dando shooting witness dead

Sole Dando shooting witness dead

London - (Crimebotch Mess): In scenes totally unreminiscent of poor old Mrs Cody's death in A Fish Called Wanda the only witness to the 1999 Jill Dando shooting has died. Geoffrey Upfill-Brown saw the TV presenter's killer and later passed over su...
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Funny story: Texas Consults with Rush Limbaugh on Textbook Changes

Texas Consults with Rush Limbaugh on Textbook Changes

The Texas Board of Education, whose majority members are of the more conservative Republican persuasion, has voted to make substantial changes to the Social Studies curriculum in their schools and to re-write the textbooks that accompany that curricu...
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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Nominated For Bullshitzer Piece Prize

Dr. Billingsgate Nominated For Bullshitzer Piece Prize

The recent Spoof story published March 24, 2010, BFD: Biden Denies He Was Referring To Codpiece, has brought long over due recognition to Dr. Viscount Billingsgate. With today's announcement by Columbia University's Bullshitzer Prize review board, D...
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Funny story: President Obama Explains Exactly How U.S. Will Pay Off Debts

President Obama Explains Exactly How U.S. Will Pay Off Debts

"I hope Greece, Italy and Britain are watching closely as I, President of the United States of Ken..America, Nobel Prize winner and other prize winner, some from my enemies, tell you how we will pay off all our national debt by November." With t...
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Funny story: Eating sausages kills you!

Eating sausages kills you!

Sausage eaters all over the world eating them and other processed foods are in danger, they kill! German sausage eaters would normally be "high risk" because they eat, per man, the most sausages on the planet but being Krauts they have a solution...
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Funny story: Frigghall On Sea Braced For Tourism Boom

Frigghall On Sea Braced For Tourism Boom

This time last year, the English resort town of Frigghall On Sea was just another faded seaside ghetto full of junkies, winos, and glue sniffers, wandering about among boarded up shops and abandoned fairgrounds. But this year, thanks to global war...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Attacked By Bear, Arrested

Sarah Palin Attacked By Bear, Arrested

Since this is not bear season in Alaska, former Governor, and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, took a group of fellow politicians on a trip through the wilderness Sunday. Everything went well as she led them through some beautiful scenery...
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Funny story: Here Come "The Endies": Better Late Than Never

Here Come "The Endies": Better Late Than Never

HOLLYWOOD - In a somewhat startling move that appears to have caught many industry sideliners completely off guard - especially those with either too much at stake in the immediate future and/or significantly less than the advised 20/20 with regards...
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Funny story: The Truth About Fiction

The Truth About Fiction

Notes from the Writers Fictional Retreat, Death Valley, CA. - Non-Fiction purports to be true in that it is the author's words, which they believe to be true. What if the author writes something that isn't true but rather fictional truth written intentionally to mislead? How can the reader determine if the fictional non-fiction is really fiction and not non-fiction? Interesting questions, but...
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Funny story: UK scientific evidence proves that men are a bunch of liars!

UK scientific evidence proves that men are a bunch of liars!

A UK scientific survey has proved what we all knew already, men are prolific liars and women just lie (down) now and then. Mums and wives are the most lied too people, obviously. When men were naughty little boys that's where the lying begins i.e: 1) Mum, I didn't get that bitch pregnant, it was her fault she opened her legs. 2) Mum, I didn't "nick" that money out of your wallet it was D...
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Funny story: Michigan Yooper Lost in Canada and in Translation

Michigan Yooper Lost in Canada and in Translation

A 27 year old man from Escanaba, Michigan was rescued yesterday after being lost in the Canadian wilderness, 100 miles north of Sudbury, Ontario. O.P.P. officers found the man stranded on the side of a two lane highway, locked and shivering in the...
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Funny story: Addled State University Accepting Applications for Right Wing Flamers Major

Addled State University Accepting Applications for Right Wing Flamers Major

In order to keep up with the latest in technology and conservative cultural trends, Addled State University is now accepting applications for students specializing in flaming innocent bystanders in chat rooms and social networks. "We are more int...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Trade Tim Duncan To The Dallas Mavericks For Dirk Nowitzki

The San Antonio Spurs Trade Tim Duncan To The Dallas Mavericks For Dirk Nowitzki

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs owner Peter Holt stated that he hated to trade one of the best players to ever wear the silver and black but he says he just got tired of watching Timmy miss free throw after free throw. Holt said that when he first...
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Funny story: Sexy Restaurant Orders its Girls to Gain Weight

Sexy Restaurant Orders its Girls to Gain Weight

In anticipation of Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan's desire for world wide equality, one restaurant chain, where all the wait-staff have big hooters, has ordered that all its waitresses gain at least ten to fifteen pounds by the end of the month, o...
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Funny story: Feud Between Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Intensifies

Feud Between Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Intensifies

The feud that has been brewing between "America's Truth Detector," Rush Limbaugh and America's most vigilant "Rodeo Clown," Glenn Beck, ramped up a notch this week after news got out that Beck, with no more than a high school education was given an h...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Gaytalian Judge Bruno Tonioli Gets Excited and Uses The "F" Word!

Dancing With The Stars: The Gaytalian Judge Bruno Tonioli Gets Excited and Uses The "F" Word!

HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars semi-finals show went off without a hitch, except for the sidesaddle riding judge from Italy Bruno "La Eff Word" Tonioli. Yes, Brunito, as he is known in gay bars throughout Sicily, Sardinia, and Staten Islan...
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Funny story: Sarah Harding Kidnapped - Tied To Railway Line By Mystery Fiend

Sarah Harding Kidnapped - Tied To Railway Line By Mystery Fiend

Blonde bikini babe Sarah Harding out of girl band Girls Aloud was this afternoon at the centre of a massive police operation, after she was kidnapped and tied to a railway line in a Lancashire village. Whilst visiting a friend. The drama unfolded...
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Funny story: FBI Investigates Brutal Slaying Of Miss Piggy

FBI Investigates Brutal Slaying Of Miss Piggy

New York City, NY-- Sanitation workers made a gruesome discovery in a Sesame Street dumpster this afternoon. The body of Miss Piggy was discovered, wrapped in cellophane and half eaten. She was found only one block from Sesame Street, where she...
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Funny story: Texting Now Official Language of Somalia

Texting Now Official Language of Somalia

In a new move, "texting" has been instituted as the official language in the small African nation of Somalia. Many people have applauded this move, but those people all live in the southernmost regions of California. Others have questione...
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Funny story: Katie Price, Stephen Fry And Cheryl Cole Stuck In A Lift Ordeal

Katie Price, Stephen Fry And Cheryl Cole Stuck In A Lift Ordeal

CTV Centre - West London - We've just been informed that three celebrities, Katie Price, Stephen Fry, and Cheryl Cole are stuck in a lift at Celebrity TV Centre in West London, where they made The Two Ronnies and Blackadder. It is thought that the...
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Funny story: Rioting Greeks Dump Millions of Barrels of Virgin Olive Oil In Agean Sea To Protest Austerity Cuts!

Rioting Greeks Dump Millions of Barrels of Virgin Olive Oil In Agean Sea To Protest Austerity Cuts!

Yet another major oil spill now threatens the Mediterranean and the Fragile European Union as thousands of Greek Government Workers rally and dump millions of barrels of Virgin Olive Oil into the Aegean Sea! After bloody rioting, the burning of a...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Accepted into Three Stooges Hall of Fame

Justin Bieber Accepted into Three Stooges Hall of Fame

Recognized for its similarity to the haircut made famous by Moe Howard, Justin Bieber's hairstyle has been accepted into the Three Stooges Hall of Fame, inside the Larry, Moe and Curly Museum. Curator of the Larry, Moe and Curly Museum, Sharon S...
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Funny story: Cork Soakers Union Elects New President

Cork Soakers Union Elects New President

The California wine bottling industry remains in an uproar over the recent ouster of long standing Cork Soaker Union President, Haywood Jablome. With a firm grip on both Napa and Rutherford Valley union bottling facilities, Jimmy A. Haanjob won the...
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Funny story: Seeing Eye Dog Craps in Woods, Blind Man Fined For Not Noticing!

Seeing Eye Dog Craps in Woods, Blind Man Fined For Not Noticing!

A Scottish blind man was arrested and briefly detained today after his seeing eye dog was observed crapping under a bush in a wooded area outside of Renfrow, Scotland. According to a council warden in charge of investigating such things as 'does...
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Funny story: Element 117 named after Derek Acorah

Element 117 named after Derek Acorah

University physicists in Liverpool have synthesised a new superheavy element with the atomic number one hundred and seventeen, and named it after local celebrity hero and psychic Derek Acorah. Acorahium, as it will be known once ratified by the In...
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Funny story: Gladiator Shoes Are Shit, Asserts Man, 46

Gladiator Shoes Are Shit, Asserts Man, 46

Fashion experts were up in arms this morning, after an angry shopper complained that Gladiator shoes, the latest trend to hit Britain's high streets, were ABSOLUTELY SHIT, and looked ridiculous. The livid consumer, Moys Kenwood, 46, from Hull in E...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian To Have One of Her Butts Surgically Removed

Kim Kardashian To Have One of Her Butts Surgically Removed

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of Kim Kardashian's sisters has stated that Kimmy has consulted Dr. Rimsey F. Moneycutt, who is one of the best butt doctors in the entire nation, about having one of her two badonkadonks removed. Kim has reportedly stated to...
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Funny story: Okay, So Who Wins The Most Freckles Contest? Lindsay Lohan or Ke$ha?

Okay, So Who Wins The Most Freckles Contest? Lindsay Lohan or Ke$ha?

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has just tossed another drink into the face of another young woman. LiLo will eventually end up throwing a drink into the face of the wrong girl who will pop the wayward diva-donna in her freckled mouth and rearrang...
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Funny story: Commentary, by funwithwords: Sarah Palin Is A Dumbass

Commentary, by funwithwords: Sarah Palin Is A Dumbass

You read that right, folks: Sarah Palin is a dumbass. There really is no reason to act shocked, or else surprised, by this "new discovery" as, to quote Bob Dole, "I know it; you know it; the American people know it; the world knows it; the good folks on Mars know it," etc. And I really hate to be so blunt about the situation, I really do. But folks, I am unable to put it any other way.
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Funny story: Plastic Policemen/women needed, Takwana Smith & Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet are applying

Plastic Policemen/women needed, Takwana Smith & Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet are applying

The Police Force in England is much undermanned, or underwomened. Too many civilians and not enough 'plods on the beat' shall we say, according to the news. Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, recently in the news...
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Funny story: Premature Ejaculation Remedy Hits U.K. Shelves Ahead of Schedule

Premature Ejaculation Remedy Hits U.K. Shelves Ahead of Schedule

LONDON, U.K. - The United Kingdom never had a chance to brace itself for the early release of a new pill designed to prevent premature ejaculation. Medical trials, conducted to prove that just one tablet of the drug Penirgy can make men last up to...
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Funny story: The Dark Flowers Chronicles - An Aside

The Dark Flowers Chronicles - An Aside

Pssst! Oy! You! Yes you! C'mere! Has he gone yet? I only ask, because sometimes it's really difficult being a flower down a coal mine. As if I don't have enough worries! Oh yeah, I hear you say. Another unsatisfied with his lot in life underachiever...stop right there. Did you ever devote one single second of your life considering what an uphill struggle it is for a flower in a coal...
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Funny story: Ben Roethlisberger Opens Charm School

Ben Roethlisberger Opens Charm School

Two time Super Bowl winning quarterback Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers has recently opened a charm school for athletes. Located in downtown Pittsburgh near several bars and adult cabarets, the sign outside the door simply reads, "Ben R...
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