Funny story: Foreign Office denies travel advice fix over Minister's holiday

Foreign Office denies travel advice fix over Minister's holiday

Foreign Secretary David Miliband has found himself at the centre of a political storm after eagle-eyed journalists spotted that travel advice for tourists visiting Grenada was allegedly altered to coincide with his planned family holiday to the islan...
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Funny story: Katie Price Movie Role: UK Auditions Announced

Katie Price Movie Role: UK Auditions Announced

Katie Price has decided not to play herself in the forthcoming movie of her life. Although she had originally bagged the role her busy schedule will not allow it. Price is a credible, prolific and dedicated author and simply doesn't have the time.
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Funny story: Unruly Cat gets an ASBO

Unruly Cat gets an ASBO

A cat from a small town in Wiltshire is the first feline in Britain to receive an ASBO. Scratcher the Tabby from Wootten Bassett, who was recently awarded a Victoria Cross for bravery in Afghanistan, has become such a menace to the local community...
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Funny story: Nessy Kidnapped

Nessy Kidnapped

Nessy (known outside Bonnie Scotland as The Loch Ness Monster) has been kidnapped, or rather 'Nessynapped'. Nessy disappeared from the Loch in the early hours of Monday morning. A busload of Nessy fanatics arrived at the Loch at approximately 8:0...
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Funny story: Obama Kicks Off Socialist Agrarian Reform by Plowing Under Downtown Detroit for Soy Bean and Collard Fields!

Obama Kicks Off Socialist Agrarian Reform by Plowing Under Downtown Detroit for Soy Bean and Collard Fields!

The radical socialist regime of Barry Obama, taking it's cue from the dramatic industrial revolutions in Russia and China, only in reverse, announced today plans to convert most of downtown Detroit into lush green fields and supplying much needed 'gr...
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Funny story: The Thames is Polluted with Bubble Bath

The Thames is Polluted with Bubble Bath

Bubbles the size of footballs were seen floating past the London Bridge by people on their way to work this morning. The aroma of Lilac filled the air. A Lorry carrying a full load of Royal Bubbly Brand bubble bath careened off the Marlow Bridg...
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Funny story: The Biggest Non-Surprise Gay Announcement of The Decade: Sean Hayes of Will and Grace Admits He Is Gay

The Biggest Non-Surprise Gay Announcement of The Decade: Sean Hayes of Will and Grace Admits He Is Gay

SAN FRANCISCO - In what has got to surely be the biggest non-surprise gay announcement of the decade, actor Sean Hayes who starred in the sit-com Will and Grace has just announced to the entertainment media that he is gay. On the hit comedy series...
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Funny story: Letterman Blackmailer Gets Six Months At Hearing

Letterman Blackmailer Gets Six Months At Hearing

Robert Halderman pleaded guilty in court Monday to attempting to blackmail David Letterman over his affairs with the women on his staff (pun intended). The Emmy-winning CBS producer pleaded guilty so there will be no hearing. In turn, David Letter...
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Funny story: Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina Duet On Charity CD

Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina Duet On Charity CD

As of Monday, music lovers the world over will be able to play a nice new tune on their i-Pods content with the knowledge that they have also contributed much-needed funds to a worthy charity. Which is pretty old hat really. Except that this si...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell Now Attacks Jon Gosselin

Naomi Campbell Now Attacks Jon Gosselin

After her limo driver had dropped his suit against Naomi Campbell and things had settled down between Campbell's screaming match with Chris Brown, Naomi has apparently lost it once again. This time it's with Jon Gosselin. "That little prick had t...
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Funny story: Fart, Fart and even more FARTS!

Fart, Fart and even more FARTS!

Mrs. Jaggedone = 2 recently had the devilish idea to concoct several recipes which respond rather violently to the digestive sytem and bowel area conducing a volcanic combustion effect on the rear end, commonly known as the anus! It commenced on sunday over an evening meal of best Deutsche Sauerkraut with "Veggie Bangers" and spuds. The night was spent heaving to and fro, left and right, gas...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following stories about Planet X

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following stories about Planet X

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been following the stories on the television and the internet about Planet X or Nibiru. Pattinson says that he checks up on a daily basis on any new stories on Planet X as he is fascinated with the subject.
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Funny story: London Mayor Boris Karloff-Johnson Advocates Bank Robbery Shocker

London Mayor Boris Karloff-Johnson Advocates Bank Robbery Shocker

The Mayor of London Boris Karloff-Johnson, today announced the release a £2m pound short film called ''HEAT 2''. To the dismay of the millions of cycle riders in London, the film goes on to show, not only how to rob a bank, but at the same time succe...
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Funny story: Kanye West and Chris Brown Both Agree That White America Better Give Tiger Woods A Second Chance

Kanye West and Chris Brown Both Agree That White America Better Give Tiger Woods A Second Chance

MOSCOW, Idaho - Two hip hop and rap artists whose careers are heading downhill faster than Kirstie Alley chasing down a dog who has just stolen her box of Twinkies appeared at a non-sold out concert in Moscow's Cow Pasture Arena. After their conce...
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Funny story: Europe Tells Ireland To Sell its Leprechaun Farms

Europe Tells Ireland To Sell its Leprechaun Farms

Those bastards in Europe have warned Ireland that it needs to give them more pocket money to spend on building cycle lanes and say that the island nation must come up with the cash by selling off its leprechaun farms. That Portuguese bastard and E...
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Funny story: Exclusive internet porn domain is "CUMMING" The Spoof too!

Exclusive internet porn domain is "CUMMING" The Spoof too!

After being initially rejected way back when the internet powers that be, ICANN, have decided to launch an adult only domain. The Spoof and its writers have already applied for a slot on the "PORN DOMAIN" feeling that half of the stuff written her...
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Funny story: Paddy Hopkirk Arrested for Speeding in London

Paddy Hopkirk Arrested for Speeding in London

Remember the 1964 Monte Carlo Rally and the winner Padraig Hopkirk in a Mini Cooper S? Well the 77 year old Paddy is still at it. Last night, just after midnight, Police finally stopped Hopkirk on Park Lane where he was clocked at 80 MPH in his...
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Funny story: American Idol's Kara DioGuardi Reveals The Real Reason She Sits So Close To Simon Cowell

American Idol's Kara DioGuardi Reveals The Real Reason She Sits So Close To Simon Cowell

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi was interviewed in her beautiful Hollywood Hills mansion Casa de Musica. The attractive brunette was dressed in a red, white, and blue bikini swimsuit with matching flip flops and diamond-studde...
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Funny story: Barbie Murders Ken

Barbie Murders Ken

New York, NY-- Barbie is in a prison today after the dismembered body of her boyfriend was discovered last night, floating in the Hudson River. The NYPD says Ken was stabbed over twenty times and then castrated. Barbi was arrested a short time late...
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Funny story: Toothless Brits abroad

Toothless Brits abroad

Going on holiday seems to do wonders for our health according to a new report by airport staff who recently cleared out their lost property office. The airport parking providers revealed they found misplaced walking aids, a set of false teeth a...
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Funny story: Nascar switches to "all Prius" racing cars

Nascar switches to "all Prius" racing cars

Tuskahoula, Alabama, The nation's top competitive sports industry has decided unanimously to change from the high powered v-8 engine driven racing cars to the Toyota Prius. "The little cars are obviously not afraid to take the corners a heck of a...
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Funny story: T J Hacker - the Worlds Greatest Hacker - on Roswell

T J Hacker - the Worlds Greatest Hacker - on Roswell

T J Hacker the Worlds Greatest Hacker, has hacked into top secret Government files, about the Roswell incident, the flying saucer crash that happened near Roswell New Mexico in July 1947. The newspaper The Roswell Daily Record, even had the sto...
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Funny story: Government plan to beat obesity by 'beating up the obese'

Government plan to beat obesity by 'beating up the obese'

Secretary of state for health Andy Burnham yesterday outlined government plans to tackle the rising obesity problem by giving the obese 'a damn good kicking'. 'For years now the government and the department of health have championed the benefits...
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Funny story: Thompson & Venables Have Voting Rights Restored by Council Of Europe; Vow to Vote Against Any Crime Prevention Measures!

Thompson & Venables Have Voting Rights Restored by Council Of Europe; Vow to Vote Against Any Crime Prevention Measures!

Convicted child killers Jon Venables and Robert Thompson today had their voting rights returned based on a Council of Europe determination that to refuse criminals the right to vote was 'a denial of their HUMAN rights.' The killers, now released...
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Funny story: How to make your phone indestructible

How to make your phone indestructible

Scientists in Sweden have discovered a direct correlation between the desirability of a mobile (cell) phone and their destructibility. In other words, the more desirable a phone is, the more easily it is destroyed, whilst the converse is true, and...
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Funny story: Review: Party Food

Review: Party Food

Having sent off my latest review, I sat wondering what I could review next when a blue delivery van pulled up outside with a delivery for me. I accepted the four boxes from the lady driver called Tess Coe, or something similar, and took them inside to see what I would be reviewing. Judging by the contents, I would be reviewing party food. First out of the box were small sausages. They were v...
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Funny story: England squad phone buggery: Capello acts

England squad phone buggery: Capello acts

London - (Offside Rule): The England coach is mad as hell: someone has recorded his entire World Cup strategy briefing on their mobile. And the bugged plot has found its way into the hands of a debt collector arm of a foreign bank whose existence...
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Funny story: Fears grow Venables 'is George W Bush's grandson'

Fears grow Venables 'is George W Bush's grandson'

London - (Rotters): A conspiracy theory website that outed Gerry McCann as 'Jon Venables' DNA father' says it has proof - about 99° alcohol by volume/proof - that George W Bush is the Grandpappy behind the cover-up. The site says UK retops bugged...
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Funny story: Subo culture applicants test the patience of Edinburgh University psychologists

Subo culture applicants test the patience of Edinburgh University psychologists

Edinburgh University is world renowned for it's research into the cult of cultism but psychologists there admit to being stunned and at a loss to analyse the behaviours of a group of Susan Boyle fanatics. "We often see examples of extreme behaviou...
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Funny story: Government Caulking Program Goes Awry: Installers Paid to Pump up Women to 'Look Like Kim Kardashian!

Government Caulking Program Goes Awry: Installers Paid to Pump up Women to 'Look Like Kim Kardashian!

Health officials in Newark, NJ were aghast today after reports from area hospitals confirmed at least six (6) women were suffering serious infections in their derrieres after being 'pumped up' by moonlighting government caulkers paid to 'cut drafts a...
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Funny story: Subo leaves her mansion goes home to Blackburn

Subo leaves her mansion goes home to Blackburn

Susan Boyle, the lady with the voice that thrills, has left her Scottish mansion in the hands of a family member and has returned to her quaint wee hoose in Blackburn, West Lothian. It is reported that her guests, among them John Terry and Ashley...
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Funny story: Socialists to be proscribed from today

Socialists to be proscribed from today

Socialists will be outlawed from today to ensure that any discussions on alternative ways of running essential services are not discussed in the forthcoming general election. "We are determined that we will not give these people the oxygen of pub...
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Funny story: Katie Price: My New Posh Best Friend

Katie Price: My New Posh Best Friend

From her daily Price conference, currently on tour in Los Angeles, the artist occasionally known as Jordan exclusively revealed how her and Lady Posh of Beckham are now best friends. Katie said, "As you all know ME and Posh have had our difference...
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Funny story: Scouts prove Einstein right

Scouts prove Einstein right

Scouts from the 3.142nd scout troop in Blackpool had to come up with an innovative way to win their Science In The Community badges. Having watch an episode of Mythbusters where the duo fire frozen chickens at aircraft, they got the idea of testin...
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Funny story: Alex Reid Warns Peter Andre

Alex Reid Warns Peter Andre

The second husband belonging to supermodel Katie Price, Alex Reid, has today sent a message containing a stark warning her first husband, Peter Andre. Cross-dressing Reid, Katie's most recent marriage acquisition, did not attend the press conferen...
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Funny story: Welch Wool Eats Moths

Welch Wool Eats Moths

Cach, there is a hole in my sweater - Moths, the scurvy that eats wool, have a new enemy -- moth resistant lanolin. Mysteriously some Shaggy Sheep in central Wales have mutated and now produce a toxic-to-moth-larvae enzyme. The enzyme is a com...
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Funny story: Girls Aloud Member Nadine Coyle Says That Her Diet Is Working Well - She Is Down To 87 Pounds!

Girls Aloud Member Nadine Coyle Says That Her Diet Is Working Well - She Is Down To 87 Pounds!

LONDON - Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud fame was out and about shopping in London's West End in a micro miniskirt. Several reporters snapped pictures of Nadine and remarked how skinny she was looking. When asked how her diet was going. She replied t...
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Funny story: Lily Allen Mooned In Front Of Her Manchester Hotel

Lily Allen Mooned In Front Of Her Manchester Hotel

MANCHESTER - Lily Allen finished performing her concert at Manchester's Yoko Ono Arena and hurried out to her waiting car to take her back to her hotel The Maid Marian. Allen had stated that she was feeling tired and that her thighs were hurting a...
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Funny story: Subo Culture Students to meet Billy Connolly

Subo Culture Students to meet Billy Connolly

The latest news on the 'Subo Culture Students' is that, those who haven't yet failed the first test, are busy studying their colours. That is, 'which colour mixed with red will give the more appealing purple hue'? Many of them are feeling 'blue' bu...
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Funny story: The Beltway is literally full of it

The Beltway is literally full of it

This mornings commute was interrupted this morning, when two trucks hauling manure to a mushroom farm in eastern Pennsylvania, overturned on I495. The accident happened around 05:15 near exit 15 in the north bound lanes. Police say the vehicles...
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Funny story: Biologists Breed Buzzards, Pigeons To Help Carry US Mail

Biologists Breed Buzzards, Pigeons To Help Carry US Mail

Biologists in Wyoming's famous Cheyenne Think Tank believe they have solved a major problem with the nations mail service by breeding pigeons and buzzards to carry 90% of the nation's cards and letters. "This will free up the US Post Office to eli...
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Funny story: Cher To Star In New Reality Show: "Where Were They Made?"

Cher To Star In New Reality Show: "Where Were They Made?"

Singer, actress Cher is to star in a new reality show on NBC late this year called, "Where Were They Made?" Each week the actress and some special guests, like Pam Anderson for boobs, will go on a search for where her different parts originated.
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Funny story: Lady Gaga: Miley Cyrus Making Us All Look Cheap

Lady Gaga: Miley Cyrus Making Us All Look Cheap

Lady Gaga was on her hobby horse again about how the "Little Tart" Miley Cyrus is making young performers look bad in the music and film industry. "What can people like me and Adam Lambert and others do to keep this young lady from making a fool...
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