Funny story: Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles Bank, BNP and Whore Capital staff in FSA raid

Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles Bank, BNP and Whore Capital staff in FSA raid

Shitty of London - (Ponzi Scammer Mess): Dozens of fascist bankers, British National Party members and Bush hedge fund managers were busted in the early hours this morning in a cunningly executed police raid. Sixteen addresses were ransacked in a...
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Funny story: Lady GaGa dethroned by America's top drag queen - the 'Christian' conservative - Ann Coulter

Lady GaGa dethroned by America's top drag queen - the 'Christian' conservative - Ann Coulter

OTTAWA - CANADA: It's official! Lady GaGa has been dethroned by America's top drag queen Ann Coulter. With 'her' decidedly unfeminine Adam's apple bobbing furiously in her scrawny chickeny throat; ridiculous Barbara Cartlandy false eyelashes and un...
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Funny story: Historic Canal A "Linear Obstacle to the Information Superhighway"

Historic Canal A "Linear Obstacle to the Information Superhighway"

The Ditchwater Canal, opened in 1760 and one of the first great channels of communication of "the great age of British waterways", has been accused of becoming a "linear obstacle" to the modern electronic information highway. A Court judgement has...
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Funny story: Barney Frank Caught Having Sex with Woman; Democrats are Outraged

Barney Frank Caught Having Sex with Woman; Democrats are Outraged

In the greatest scandal to ever hit the nation Rep. Barney Frank was caught in a tryst with a woman at a nearby no tell motel. Details are just emerging but the woman is confirmed as having been born female and more shocking is of legal age.
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Funny story: Large Hardon Collider fails to Excite

Large Hardon Collider fails to Excite

Reports are coming in that the Large Hardon Collider has gone down yet again and this time may stay down for good. Despite many attempts to keep it up, scientists in Geneva are now considering zipping up possibly the world's most expensive erectio...
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Funny story: Expelled Mossad agent 'was working for Mohammed Al Fayed'

Expelled Mossad agent 'was working for Mohammed Al Fayed'

London - (Oy Vey! Mess): "I was only following the Boss's orders!" disgraced Mossad operative Yuri Finkleshyster said today. The Israeli Embassy gofer has been accused of forging 12 UK passports in the Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Mabhouh's Dubai death...
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Funny story: Spoof 'Bible' Tattooed on Head of Editor's Penis Detected by Hobble Telescope: More Aliens Now Contribute Stories!

Spoof 'Bible' Tattooed on Head of Editor's Penis Detected by Hobble Telescope: More Aliens Now Contribute Stories!

Attempting to make literary history, Spoof Editor Mark Lowton has submitted his penis to the Book of Records after the site's writing manifesto was tattooed lovingly on its Tip by 'Bombshell McGee', who later said, "Bigger, really is Better!"...
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Funny story: Deathstar Implodes over Washington; One Alien Survives

Deathstar Implodes over Washington; One Alien Survives

Tense moments arrived in Washington today when an alien weapon of mass destruction in the shape of a pilot's license threatened to circumvent the recently rescheduled apocalypse. Reminiscent of the thousands of sci-fi invasion flicks the menacing...
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Funny story: David Copperfield Outdoes Harry Houdini!

David Copperfield Outdoes Harry Houdini!

After one major trick after another which he has done on live television, David Copperfield out-performed even the great Harry Houdini last night at The Phallus in Las Vegas! Sure audiences had seen him make a jet airplane disappear. Sure, th...
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Funny story: Letter to the families of Subo fanatics from the Pastor of the Church of La-la-land

Letter to the families of Subo fanatics from the Pastor of the Church of La-la-land

My dear families of Subo fanatics round the world I am so sorry that you have suffered grievously and I am truly sorry. I blame myself for not recognizing this epidemic of Biblical proportions earlier than I did. Your trust has been tampered with and your dignity has been tarnished. Many of you found that when you DID speak out about concerns you had about your mothers, sisters, aunts and e...
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Funny story: So that those bastard politicians can drag it all out again whilst smarming about

So that those bastard politicians can drag it all out again whilst smarming about

I hope that it is acceptable to the Editor to quote a line written by Chris James as my headline. I applaud his excellent article on our brave soldiers. Our brave young men are fighting a war thousands of mile away from home. Some will lose their lives and many will be physicaly injured. Others will suffer from mental health problems. The young soldier who could not forget killing one other man...
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Funny story: Letter regarding Subo fanatics written to Brothers and Sisters of the Church of La-la-land from Pastor of the Universe

Letter regarding Subo fanatics written to Brothers and Sisters of the Church of La-la-land from Pastor of the Universe

Dear Brothers and Sisters of The Church of La-La-land it is with great concern that I write to you as Pastor of the Universe. I am, as are many of you, deeply disturbed by information which has recently come to light regarding some members of The Church of La-la-land. I am particulary dismayed to hear about those members of the Church who have taken it upon themselves to hand out blessings.
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Funny story: Brown Spotted on Bin Lorry

Brown Spotted on Bin Lorry

Gordon Brown has been spotted on the back of dust cart prompting speculation he is already training for his career outside 10 Downing Street. The embattled premier who has become synonymous with the economic and social bankrupcy of Britain, was se...
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Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips: Even I Can Sing Better Than That Old Scottish Bagpipe!

Mackenzie Phillips: Even I Can Sing Better Than That Old Scottish Bagpipe!

One-time TV star, Mackenzie Phillips told people at an airport recently (this is not the same time as her drug arrest) that she thought Susan Boyle sounded like a bagpipe! "My dad and Cass could sing rings around the lady. We had sex together did...
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Funny story: Lesbian scholar demands to wear her TUXEDO at the School "Proms" and Bob Dylan sung "The times they are (definetly) a changing!"

Lesbian scholar demands to wear her TUXEDO at the School "Proms" and Bob Dylan sung "The times they are (definetly) a changing!"

Deep down in the "Bible Belt" of Mississippi a scandal is brewing regarding the School Proms. A lesbian scholar is demanding that she either be allowed to wear a TUXEDO or that schools should introduce SAME-SEX PROMS. Now this is really causing...
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Funny story: Red Arrows Crash Theory

Red Arrows Crash Theory

An investigation into the Red Arrows mid-air collision has revealed pilot Flight Lieutenant Kirsty Moore's make-up bag was open in her cockpit. Moore caused controversy when she joined the elite squadron earlier this year and turned up for her fir...
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Funny story: Katie Price & Alex Reid: Wedding Venue Announced

Katie Price & Alex Reid: Wedding Venue Announced

The UK's most celebrated author, Katie Price, has exclusively revealed the details for her forthcoming second wedding to second husband, Alex Reid, who she first married a few weeks ago. Speaking at her Daily Price Conference the artist occasional...
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Funny story: Stalin posters cause uproar in Moscow and Hitler posters in Berlin too, charming chappies both of them!

Stalin posters cause uproar in Moscow and Hitler posters in Berlin too, charming chappies both of them!

You can't keep a good dictator down and to commemorate the the end of WWII Moscow, in their nonsensical wisdom, has decided to hang up posters of their infamous mass murdering dictator, Josef Stalin. This has totally divided Moscowites, some feel...
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Funny story: Hidden Health Care Bill Amendment Legalizes Marijuana

Hidden Health Care Bill Amendment Legalizes Marijuana

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Stoners across the country are holding mass celebrations after word spread that a tiny amendment tucked into the massive Health Care Reform bill legalized marijuana in the United States. "I'm so stoke...
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Funny story: Dangerous hamster owners face jail

Dangerous hamster owners face jail

The government is set to extend its proposals to force dog owners to insure their pets, with another scheme to cover all dangerous animals. The list will include hamsters that bite, garrulous budgies with too much to say for themselves, goldfish with...
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Funny story: New Book About Tom Jones Reveals Evil, Sordid Past!

New Book About Tom Jones Reveals Evil, Sordid Past!

A new book that is being finished about Singing Star, TV Show host Tom Jones and may be released in installments by the The Wales Street Journal has left many disgusted and shaking their heads at the sordid past of the super singer. Apparently, a...
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Funny story: JLS in LSD shock brings ASBO warning

JLS in LSD shock brings ASBO warning

The almost famous boy band JLS were questioned today by CID about LSD found in their cars. Police received a tip off and arrived ASAP in an ARV. "WTF? You will RIP if you don't lay off," the boy band were heard to say. They were soon led away by...
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Funny story: Census Bureau Sued for Unfair Labor Practices

Census Bureau Sued for Unfair Labor Practices

Washington, DC: Hundreds of current and former 2010 Census workers filed a class action law suit today in Federal District Court charging the United States Census Bureau with a pattern of unfair labor practices against its employees. Specific deta...
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Funny story: Mass Suicides: Lemmings to the Sea Republicans to The Potomac

Mass Suicides: Lemmings to the Sea Republicans to The Potomac

As the Lemmings commit mass suicide by throwing themselves into the sea, the entire Republican congressional delegation marched to the Potomac River yesterday and threw themselves into the river. Reports are that the health care vote was the cause an...
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Funny story: SuBo to play for Celtic

SuBo to play for Celtic

It was sensationally announced last night that Susan Boyle has joined Celtic Football Club as their new goalie. She will be known as the 'SuBoNator' and will take up the post soon. "Aye, I've been a fan for years. They needed a better goalie, so I...
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Funny story: Jordan Goes On Strike

Jordan Goes On Strike

Jordan, the most glamorous and beautiful woman in her house, made a shocking announcement at her Daily Price Conference that she is to go on strike. Dazzling the crowd of drooling journalists in a pink diamond-encrusted tabard and matching tiara,...
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Funny story: Cougar Mauls 13 y.o. Boy at Zoo. Pelosi in Critical Condition

Cougar Mauls 13 y.o. Boy at Zoo. Pelosi in Critical Condition

A 13 year old boy was attacked in the bathroom of a local D.C. zoo by an aged and disoriented cougar. The boy, his identity is being withheld to protect him from Barney Frank, is in good condition but the same can not be said for Nancy Pelosi. "Oh...
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Funny story: Did she really say that?

Did she really say that?

A US national went on trial at Edinburgh Sheriff Court today charged with actual bodily harm, causing psychological distress and being off her rocker. The accused, who cannot be named for reasons of national security, was incoherent and unable to...
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Funny story: Katie Price tells us all about the String Theory

Katie Price tells us all about the String Theory

Price the mega boobed serial wedder has now turned her tiny mind towards quantum mechanics by trying to explain the famous string theory. At a book signing event yesterday she noticed a guy clutching a book called 'String Theory Explained - Steven...
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Funny story: New Health Bill Mandates Quarantine Of All Gay Men

New Health Bill Mandates Quarantine Of All Gay Men

Washington, DC-- The new health plan passed by Congress contains some new laws that will surprise many people. One new law orders the detention of all gay men. Gays are to be quarantined in special 'health camps' until a cure for AIDS is discovered...
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Funny story: Chinese set to censure Spoof

Chinese set to censure Spoof

Amid reports of censorship across China, Spoof has received this report from our man in Beijing. Westerners are becoming more alarmed at the thought of CENSORED Chinese state that is more than willing to CENSORED people who disagree. Take the CENS...
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Funny story: 'Diabolical' Liberty as X-rated patchwork quilts stun West End shoppers

'Diabolical' Liberty as X-rated patchwork quilts stun West End shoppers

London - (Nakes Ass Mess): "Don't blame the Amish for this explicit filth!" is how one shopper with a dislocated eyeball put it today. The offending exhibit at the Great Marlborough Street store's display of vintage nudity in the form of graphic p...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Tells Nina Dobrev "Leave Rob Alone!"

Kristen Stewart Tells Nina Dobrev "Leave Rob Alone!"

After all the gossip column buzzing about Robert Pattinson being seen with Nina Dobrev of "The Vampire Diaries" last week, Kristen Stewart told reporters, including ours, that Ms. Dobrev had better watch her step. "Rob is easy going and naturally...
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Funny story: Boy Wonder Rooney Strike Silences Spoof Writer For Good

Boy Wonder Rooney Strike Silences Spoof Writer For Good

Not only did Wayne Rooney's 30 yard ROOOOOONER cause the BBC to choose a new lead item on the 6 o'clock News in place of the demise of the government, but the goal of the millennium struck the mouth of a writer for The Spoof who has since been unable...
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Funny story: Gagadoo as Lady Gaga agrees to perform with Black Lace

Gagadoo as Lady Gaga agrees to perform with Black Lace

Lady Gaga has agreed to perform with the band Black Lace who recorded the novelty song Agadoo the song that everybody wants to seem to play at parties. Agadoo was voted as the fourth most annoying song of all time in a survey for Dotmusic in 2000...
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Funny story: Become an MP, vacancies for free trips abroad, all expenses paid but you must ask questions later

Become an MP, vacancies for free trips abroad, all expenses paid but you must ask questions later

It is reported that in the near future, vacancies will open up for those of you who enjoy foreign travel and all the benefits. The only qualification required is that you are a Member of Parliament, elected to sit in the House of Commons in London.
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Funny story: Marlon Brando was Last Tango'd in Paris

Marlon Brando was Last Tango'd in Paris

After reading news articles on the spoof about people being Tango'd, a retired news reporter David Finlay has come forward with a story about the late Hollywood actor Marlon Brando. Brando will always be associated with Last Tango In Paris an Ital...
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Funny story: Time Machine exists but it has problems says Professor Hawkins

Time Machine exists but it has problems says Professor Hawkins

Professor Hawkins has revealed that a time machine has been created by one of his Academic friends, but that it has very serious problems. He has also revealed that his friend has decided to use his time machine to go back in time to prevent the inv...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga gets Tango'd after drinking Tango

Lady Gaga gets Tango'd after drinking Tango

Lady Gaga changed her empty coke cans in her hair look for a couple of cans of Orange Tango and the result was truly incredible. As she was walking to her house a man in an orange suit jumped out and slapped her face. Lady Gaga was taken by surpr...
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Funny story: Mezhgan Hussainy tells Kara DeGuardia to "shift your ass over"

Mezhgan Hussainy tells Kara DeGuardia to "shift your ass over"

Mezhgan Hussainy, the fiancee of American Idol host Simon Cowell has threatened Kara DeGuardia that she will give her a bunch of fives if she doesn't shuffle her sweet ass over. Mezghan has said to be utterly embarassed at the way Kara was drapi...
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Funny story: House of Commons Lift Attendant Wanted

House of Commons Lift Attendant Wanted

The House of Commons require a lift attendant and have advertised the position in newspapers and all local job centres. Incredibly in the current job market where hundreds of people are applying for the same job,there have been very few enquiries...
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Funny story: How to keep your spoof position whilst you're on vacation

How to keep your spoof position whilst you're on vacation

"The Spoof" now has a new section where you can keep your current league position for up to two weeks whilst you go on holiday if you are unable to continue to write your articles. Simply go to the "gotcha" hyperlink at the top right hand corner of this page where the spoof will ask you for details of your holiday, such as how long you will be away for, where are you going, and really, do you...
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Funny story: Spoof writer murders spoof writer

Spoof writer murders spoof writer

A spoof writer has hunted down his closest rival and killed him after he was unable to overtake him in the spoof league tables. Try as he might the writer, who cannot be named for legal reasons, never managed to overtake his victim to the top 5...
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Funny story: Netanyahu rejects Google in favour of Yahoo

Netanyahu rejects Google in favour of Yahoo

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu today called for all Israel to ban Google and when searching on the net use Yahoo. Netanyahu claims the net and Yahoo go together and is calling for Google to leave Israel just like they plan to leave Chin...
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Funny story: Woman drinking fizzy orange Tango'd by police officer

Woman drinking fizzy orange Tango'd by police officer

A police sergeant at the G20 protests in London hit a woman who was holding an orange fizzy drink, twice with his steel baton because he thought the woman was a threat. The woman had just taken a drink of her orange fizzy drink,when she was sudde...
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Funny story: Eighty-Year-Old Buzz Aldrin Places Last On Dancing With The Stars - The Producers Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

Eighty-Year-Old Buzz Aldrin Places Last On Dancing With The Stars - The Producers Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

HOLLYWOOD - The man was a genuine American hero. He traveled to the moon. And he was the second human being to ever walk on the moon. Buzz Aldrin flew 66 missions during the Korean War, but shame on the producers of Dancing With The Stars for what...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Places 9th Out of 11

Dancing With The Stars: Kate Gosselin Places 9th Out of 11

HOLLYWOOD - Kate Gosselin smiled, and laughed, and chuckled, but deep down inside you could tell that the blonde divorced mother of eight hated every single moment of her time on Dancing With The Stars. King Kate has always been used to being in c...
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Funny story: Nolan Ryan must be Blowing Lines...

Nolan Ryan must be Blowing Lines...

The Texas Rangers have, shall we say, questions within their organization. First, their 57 year-old manager, Ron Washington, was reported to have told team president Nolan Ryan about his use of cocaine last year, before he took a drug test he kne...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Judge Len "The Grouch" Goodman Needs To Get His "Arse" Back To Britain

Dancing With The Stars Judge Len "The Grouch" Goodman Needs To Get His "Arse" Back To Britain

HOLLYWOOD - After being off for one year Dancing With The Stars British Judge Len Goodman quickly shows that he is still as grouchy, crotchety, and cantankerous as ever. He hammered Shannon Doherty so hard with his remarks that he reduced TV's 'Ba...
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Funny story: Mustapha Fook upset at news that he is linked to Ivana Phuque

Mustapha Fook upset at news that he is linked to Ivana Phuque

It has been reported that leader of the White Islamic Muslim Jewish Catholics, Mustapha Fook, is upset that the tabloids are connecting him to Ivana Phuque. He has pointed out, quite correctly, that the spelling of their last names are totally d...
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Funny story: Rich Get Richer As Oprah Eats Donald Trump

Rich Get Richer As Oprah Eats Donald Trump

New York- Shocking reports out of New York City tonight suggest that Oprah Winfrey has consumed one of the world's richest men. Stunned and horrified Celebrity Apprentice contestants were informed this afternoon that 'the Donald' was chased down...
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Funny story: Ti Cuff Assassination Fails; Durham City wins Match

Ti Cuff Assassination Fails; Durham City wins Match

Al Qaeda extremists, The Royal Society, Durham City Footballers Fan Club and Al Gore joined forces in the greatest manhunt since that of Bin Laden. Mayhem ensued as the masked army descended on the pitch during an exhibition home match against the UK...
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