Funny story: Myths about the Bible - Part 6

Myths about the Bible - Part 6

Who the hell was it that found the 10 Commandments? Moses, right? Carved in stone they were. Well if dinosaur fossils can STILL be found after millions of years, how come we can't find the bloody stones that Moses said he found? What the hell did he do with them, build a new bleeding patio? Or, maybe use them as a foundation for his new shed? That reminds me, some bloody Jehova's Witn...
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Funny story: Football Match to Determine Evolution or Creationism Once and For All

Football Match to Determine Evolution or Creationism Once and For All

In an effort to prove once and for all that evolution is the means of mankind's creation the Royal Society is challenging the religious community to a football match on what is billed as a neutral site; The Royal Society in London. The rules of t...
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsey - to arrange Haggis Cockup - sorry - Cookoff - with Susan Boyle whilst in search of a new Fanny.

Gordon Ramsey - to arrange Haggis Cockup - sorry - Cookoff - with Susan Boyle whilst in search of a new Fanny.

Yes, it's true. Gordon Ramsey has admitted he is Subo's greatest fan. Well he IS a fan but because HE thinks he's THE GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD, then he surely thinks of himself as Susan's GREATEST Fan. In a recent interview Gordon said, "F**k me! Are you f***ing kidding? I love her to bits. I'll be looking for another 'Fanny' in my next series of The F Word and would just LOVE...
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Funny story: The Anti-Tattoo Coalition of America States That Jesse James and "Bombshell" McGee Prove That Tattoos Cause Infidelity

The Anti-Tattoo Coalition of America States That Jesse James and "Bombshell" McGee Prove That Tattoos Cause Infidelity

YUMA, Arizona - The Anti-Tattoo Coalition of America which is based in Yuma, Arizona has stated that their belief that there is a direct correlation between tattoos and infidelity has once again been proven. The ATCA Director Dr. Tab Hamsterfarken...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell fan of Subo's fans

Simon Cowell fan of Subo's fans

Simon Cowell has admitted he has a morbid fascination for the Subo fanatics, NOT the normal ones, just the freaky, extremely rich ones who go around praying and doing other crazy stuff. He is pondering a new show "Subo Fanatics Have No Talent But...
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Funny story: Smothers Brothers Break Up After Only 52 Years Of Comedy

Smothers Brothers Break Up After Only 52 Years Of Comedy

The Smothers Brothers, who were kicked off CBS in the late sixties for anti-war jokes and skits have decided to call it quits after only 52 years together. "Dick has busted his balls", grinned Tommy, a Master of Yo. "He's bankrupt and I can't carr...
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Funny story: The Chillingly Catastrophic Marital Curse of The Best Actress Academy Award Winners

The Chillingly Catastrophic Marital Curse of The Best Actress Academy Award Winners

LAFAYETTE, Louisiana - Madame Flambolina Fleur de Lis, a noted Louisiana Bayou's voodoo woman has boiled up a batch of Academy Award Cursed Crawfish Etouffée. Flamby, as her many Cajun-Creole friends, relatives, and curse recipients refer to her s...
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Funny story: Papal Bull Still Covering Irish Mares

Papal Bull Still Covering Irish Mares

Ballybollox, Co Louse - (Omerta Mess): It's the stuff of nightmares alright. And today a leading trainer/stud manager refused to apologise for a dodgy cover-up at the Ballybollox Stud where Irish Whorse Welfare Truss sorcerers say the IRA shot and b...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Star In Remake Of "Weekend At Bernies"

Michael Jackson To Star In Remake Of "Weekend At Bernies"

The late Michael Jackson, according to his dad Joe, has agreed to do his first movie since he died last year. In the remake, "Bernie", who is a pop star, is accidentally beaten to death by a crazed chimp named Boobles. It turns out that Booble...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Diagnosed With Morgellons Disease!

Daniel Radcliffe Diagnosed With Morgellons Disease!

Actor Daniel Radcliffe who has been out of the spotlight for the last 2-3 weeks, has been diagnosed by doctors at a London hospital with possibly having Morgellons Disease, although it is a controversial subject among doctors. Morgellons Disease i...
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Funny story: Troll Strikes At The Very Heart Of The Spoof Dot Com

Troll Strikes At The Very Heart Of The Spoof Dot Com

Mark Lowton, Chief Executive Administrator of popular online satire magazine TheSpoof.com has finally admitted that despite his best efforts, the much loved website has come under insidious attack from a malicious troll. Defining a 'troll' as a ma...
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Funny story: Liverpool Confident Of Old Trafford Three Pointer

Liverpool Confident Of Old Trafford Three Pointer

Just about everybody associated with Liverpool Football Club, from the manager through to the kids in the school playgrounds of the city expect an easy three points from Old Trafford this afternoon when Liverpool play reigning champions Manchester Un...
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Funny story: Steven Gerrard - 'The Fire Is Out' Says Man United Star

Steven Gerrard - 'The Fire Is Out' Says Man United Star

A man purporting to be a star player for Man United racked up the tension a couple of notches ahead of Liverpool's PL visit to Old Trafford this afternoon by claiming that Steven Gerrard lacked ambition and that the fire in his heart was well and tru...
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Funny story: UK to become ''Immigration Capitol of the World'' by 2012

UK to become ''Immigration Capitol of the World'' by 2012

The Home Office has tried to hide shocking new statistics on Polish Immigration to the UK in the last year and were only forced to make the stats public when a Polish Pole Dancer, Iliaka Rimmurbottomoff had the 2inch file shoved into her knickers, wh...
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Funny story: How to Survive Stops For Gas On A Lonely Road

How to Survive Stops For Gas On A Lonely Road

For many years, travelers in movies have been attacked when stopping for gasoline at remote stations. These stops in Texas, New Mexico, and other western states have been portrayed in slasher films for years and have given the locals a bad name.
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Funny story: March Madness Takes on Literal Meaning as Entire College Basketball Team Actually Goes Mad

March Madness Takes on Literal Meaning as Entire College Basketball Team Actually Goes Mad

Indianapolis- Stunned NCAA officials are scrambling this afternoon as they attempt to deal with 16 stark raving mad college basketball players running amok across downtown Indianapolis. "Apparently, this particular group of young men took the te...
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Funny story: Tiger Goes Gay in Attempt to Repair Image

Tiger Goes Gay in Attempt to Repair Image

Reading from a carefully prepared script, Tiger Woods announced today that he is a now a homosexual. "This will prevent me from having any more affairs with trashy women, and help get me back to the serious business of golf," the world's lusties...
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Funny story: Manchester United v Liverpool

Manchester United v Liverpool

Manchester United v Liverpool - the real clash of the titans. As the north west football giants square up to one another once again, this time on the hallowed turf of Old Trafford, it's the match everybody's talking about. It's THE event of the we...
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Funny story: British Airways stricken by strike

British Airways stricken by strike

British Airways Unite trade union workers are on strike. For the interim BA is flying 1100 of their 1950 scheduled flights - 60% -- in a brilliant piece of service-good-enough logic devised by Willie Walsh CEO of BA/BYOB. The remaining 850 flig...
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Funny story: Islamic Extremists Issue Fatwa Against Naughty American Poodle

Islamic Extremists Issue Fatwa Against Naughty American Poodle

San Francisco- Incensed Islamic extremists issued a fatwa early this evening against an American Muslim Poodle accused of breeding with an infidel St. Bernard named Herb. "Crystal," the Standard Poodle in question, "has been seeing Herb at a local d...
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Funny story: New evidence: Anna Nicole Smith daughter 'to inherit Beverly Hills High School oil well'

New evidence: Anna Nicole Smith daughter 'to inherit Beverly Hills High School oil well'

Texas - (Crude Mess): Little Dannielynn Birkhead is the rightful heir to a Beverly Hills school campus oil well, the US 9th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled yesterday. The three year-old daughter of deceased ex-stripper and Playboy centerfold Anna N...
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Funny story: Texas To Replace State Bird With "One Finger Salute"

Texas To Replace State Bird With "One Finger Salute"

The Northern Mockingbird has been the state bird of Texas since 1927. Members of the Texas Legislature, however, have recently voted to change that wildlife symbol to "the bird" most commonly seen within the state. Effective May 1, the new state bi...
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Funny story: Sarah Harding Wants To Be The New Gaga - Cheryl Cole Approves

Sarah Harding Wants To Be The New Gaga - Cheryl Cole Approves

Although she's been totally ignored by satirists until now, Girls Aloud's blonde bikini babe Sarah Harding today proved beyond any doubt that she's a spoofer's dream by announcing plans to rejuvenate her career as the new Lady Gaga! Sarah Harding...
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Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires Get Into Altercation With Naked Samurai Zombies

Ninja Stripper Vampires Get Into Altercation With Naked Samurai Zombies

Two different rock groups got into a confrontation at Chicago's O'Hare Airport on Tuesday morning. The Ninja Stripper Vampires and the Naked Samuri Zombies exchanged blows, roundhouse kicks, and used chucks and throwing stars in their fight with eac...
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Funny story: Bitter Assaults Against Brit Servicemen Continue as Rules Make It Almost Impossible for Troops to Vote!

Bitter Assaults Against Brit Servicemen Continue as Rules Make It Almost Impossible for Troops to Vote!

Thousand of UK troops under arms on the front lines of the battle against Terrorism in Afghanistan in order to support Freedom, have found it almost impossible to comply with voting regulations. As a result it is expected that only one front line...
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Funny story: What Sandra Bullock Really Thinks Of Alleged Nazi Michelle McGee

What Sandra Bullock Really Thinks Of Alleged Nazi Michelle McGee

'The Blind Side' Oscar winning actress Sandra Bullock, still reeling from revelations that husband, bike builder Jesse James conducted an affair with a tattooed lady has spoken out about the situation, according to our insider who has gained exclusiv...
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Funny story: SuBo Museum Holds Grand Opening

SuBo Museum Holds Grand Opening

Thousands of Susan Boyle fans from all over the world have arrived in Area 52 for the Grand Opening Ceremony of the Museum-For-All-Things-Susan (M.F.A.T.S.). "These ladies are unfreakingbelievable," said one area resident. "They absolutely refu...
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Funny story: Jonathon Woss advised to change his name to Jonathon Goodluck

Jonathon Woss advised to change his name to Jonathon Goodluck

Jonathon Woss was told by TV bosses yesterday that their idea of Woss getting a chat show on Channel 4 has been scrapped. Bosses at Channel 4 had approached Woss with a view to him making a channel 4 chat show after Woss's departure from the BBC.
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Funny story: Madonna is going out with Jesus

Madonna is going out with Jesus

Madonna the former top girl in pop, is going out with Jesus. Her boyfriend and toyboy Jesus Luz was out with Madonna yesterday as she wore a dress that looked like a Dennis the Menace outfit. Some observers say it was not a Dennis the Menace outf...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson P*ssed Off

Robert Pattinson P*ssed Off

While Twilight might have been a good thing for one Robert Pattinson, it's been nothing but a royal pain in the ass for Robert Pattinson, the mule skinner from Hooligan's Bluff, Tennessee. The other Robert Pattinson, who lives in a trailer at the...
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Funny story: Bambi and his family saved from being culled in Fife

Bambi and his family saved from being culled in Fife

Poor little Bambi and the rest of his family have been saved at the last minute from being slaughtered after campaigners managed to persuade drinks firm Diageo to call off the cull. The firm had planned to wipe out the entire herd of deer that roa...
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Funny story: William Wolfe dies leaving Scotland still full of Sheep

William Wolfe dies leaving Scotland still full of Sheep

William Wolfe, the former leader of the Scottish National Party, has died aged 86 in a hospital in Hamilton. Mr Wolfe was leader of the SNP in 1974 when they won 11 seats despite no television coverage or equal representation in the media. Hard as...
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Funny story: Planes And Trains Are Off But Boats Should Be Okay

Planes And Trains Are Off But Boats Should Be Okay

Travelling doesn't look like such a good idea this Easter as strike action is set to cause widespread disruption across the UK. BA are all set to replace cabin crew with ground staff and are advising travellers to expect substandard services on fl...
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Funny story: David Cameron reaches out to gay voters

David Cameron reaches out to gay voters

In an attempt to capture the gay vote ahead of the up-coming UK general election, Conservative leader David Cameron has been showing his homosexual side. The married toff wore a pink suit and danced to the song YMCA at a gay wedding in Brighton ye...
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Funny story: Big Bird leaves Coronation Street to go back to Sesame Street

Big Bird leaves Coronation Street to go back to Sesame Street

Big Bird left Coronation Street last night to return back to Sesame Street where she started out. All she needs to do when she returns to Sesame street is put on her Big Bird 8 foot tall yellow outfit. Coronation Street character Kelly Crabtree wh...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle likes to dress up as Rab C Nesbitt's Mary Doll

Susan Boyle likes to dress up as Rab C Nesbitt's Mary Doll

Susan Boyle likes to dress up as Mary Doll the long suffering wife of the man with the string vest Rab C Nesbitt. Subo confessed that like Mary Doll, on the day she was born it was a toss-up whether she or the dog's litter would end up at the bott...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson to become Rab C Pattinson

Robert Pattinson to become Rab C Pattinson

The writer of the television series Rab C Nesbitt,Ian Pattison used to get more hits on the internet than any other Pattison until along came Robert Pattinson and that vampire Movie called Twilight. Pattison that is Ian Pattison speaking from the...
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Funny story: Angels Go On Strike- Humans No Longer Worth Serving

Angels Go On Strike- Humans No Longer Worth Serving

A major uproar has occurred in the normally peaceful and idyllic universal subdivision of Heaven, home to famous celebrities such as Jehovah, Thor, Osiris, Allah, Zeus, Ahura Mazda, God and their flunkies Buddha, Zarathustra, Moses, Mithra and, of co...
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Funny story: Cameron accuses Brown of Vested Interests.

Cameron accuses Brown of Vested Interests.

David Cameron has accused Gordon Brown of vested interests as apparently every morning Brown goes round number ten wearing a string vest like Rab C Nesbitt, and a pair of smelly underpants. This is not the first time reports like this have come in...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sign To Star In "Oops - The Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Story"

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sign To Star In "Oops - The Jesse James and Sandra Bullock Story"

LONDON - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were in London taking in the sights. London native Pattinson was showing Kristen Big Ben, the clock tower, not 6 foot 11, Ben Clutterbuck who used to be the goalie for Chelsea. Kris who is not exactly...
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Funny story: OctoMom On The Verge of Being Evicted: Says She Wants To Move In With Brad and Angelina

OctoMom On The Verge of Being Evicted: Says She Wants To Move In With Brad and Angelina

LA HABRA, California - OctoMom has said that she is behind in her monthly house payments and it looks like she will probably be getting evicted. The mother of 14 kids says that her swimsuit modeling career has not really brought her in as much mon...
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Funny story: More Susan Boyle fan baiting? You betcha!

More Susan Boyle fan baiting? You betcha!

Someone leaked an answer to the Subo fanatics currently taking their 'intelligence' test in an effort to prove to the world that they are 'in fact' intelligent to some degree. That degree is as yet to be assessed by professionals (Elementary Teac...
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Funny story: Myths from the Bible Part 5

Myths from the Bible Part 5

I am sick and tired of the Bible and its Myths, which you will have figured out if you've been 'reading' this series. My good dog....They said Jesus walked on water. So what the bejeezers is great about that? People in cold climates do it all the freaking time. For Pete's sake - we call the water ICE. Joseph was said to be the biological father of Jesus. Joseph was a bleeding carpenter...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Plans To Visit Great Britain Afterall - Says She'll Stay With Cheryl Cole

Sandra Bullock Plans To Visit Great Britain Afterall - Says She'll Stay With Cheryl Cole

AUSTIN - This year's winner of The Best Actress Oscar, Sandra Bullock had initially cancelled her trip across the 'Pond' to attend the British premier of her movie Blind Side. But upon consideration and after meeting with her three lawyers, she ha...
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Funny story: 'The Susan' is in the news AGAIN

'The Susan' is in the news AGAIN

Yes, it's true, 'The Susan' IS in the news yet again. (As if she ever left. Ha! Ha!) Susan is truly enjoying her life at present. She has one problem. Well - maybe two. Susan desperately wants to sing some new songs and desperately wants some n...
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Funny story: Footballers Donate To Sport Relief

Footballers Donate To Sport Relief

Premiership footballers across the UK were today applauded by the nation as they each gave a whole weeks wages to the charity Sport Relief. The generous donation, which was handed over by John Terry and Ashley Cole, totalled almost £50 million, tr...
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Funny story: Google manage to upset everyone!

Google manage to upset everyone!

Google were tonight left reeling under a plethora of complaints about the damage they've done to the established order of things. Mi5, Mi6, The SAS, The FBI, The CIA, The California Highway Patrol, The Scout Movement, The Khmer Rouge,Lord Lucan, A...
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Funny story: Congressional Democrats Consider Waterboarding Harry Reid

Congressional Democrats Consider Waterboarding Harry Reid

Washington- Frustrated by plummeting poll numbers and facing tough reelection campaigns this November, several senate Democrats have proposed waterboarding Harry Reid. Apparently, a fair number of his colleagues consider Reid the very face of the...
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Funny story: Summer TV programs we are crying out for

Summer TV programs we are crying out for

There's no doubt British TV is dismal at the moment however hope springs eternal. Scoop has received the summer schedules and there's some crackers on the sun filed horizon. Take for instance BBC's Celebrity Can't Cuck Wont Cuck with Wayne Bridge.
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