Funny story: BT workers to be balloted on Strike Action

BT workers to be balloted on Strike Action

BT workers are to be balloted on strike action after the firm failed to meet a union-imposed deadline for improving the welfare conditions for external workers. There has been a long running dispute over 'worker to watcher' ratios; currently for e...
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Funny story: Sky buys Virgin Media channels

Sky buys Virgin Media channels

Sky has announced that it will going legal with the sellers of the Virgin Media channels. The Board of Directors at BSkyB have expressed their disappointment (and we would guess embarrassment) at being ripped off over the deal. Once the sale ha...
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Funny story: Tony Hayward and Kristen Stewart Trade Media Gaffs Over a Beer

Tony Hayward and Kristen Stewart Trade Media Gaffs Over a Beer

New Orleans International Airport - After rushing to get to the New Orleans International Airport for separate flights out, Kristen Stewart and Tony Hayward found themselves at a bar and grill and decided to sit down and compare notes on who had the...
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Funny story: BP Changes Name of "Oil" to "Chocolate Fudge"

BP Changes Name of "Oil" to "Chocolate Fudge"

New Orleans - Oil gushing into the Gulf of Mexico has been renamed "Chocolate Fudge" according to a BP press release today. "Oil" and "Petroleum" has negative associations for many people, say Tony Hayward, "But everyone loves Chocolate Fudge!"...
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Funny story: Panic at the DVLA - No decision yet on next Registration Plate numbers

Panic at the DVLA - No decision yet on next Registration Plate numbers

The Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency has admitted tonight that no decision has been reached regarding September's UK vehicle registration plates. The problem has arisen because the two-digit year sequence numbers on registration plates has now re...
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Funny story: Disgruntled Tea Bag Party Members Form A Spin-Off Party Called The Diet Tea Bag Party

Disgruntled Tea Bag Party Members Form A Spin-Off Party Called The Diet Tea Bag Party

ABERDEEN, South Dakota - After dozens of out-of-control in-house fighting skirmishes a faction of the infamous Tea Bag Party has broken off from the main blob and formed a new more forward moving sphincter group called The Diet Tea Bag Party. [EDI...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Admits She Loves Taylor Swift

Lady Gaga Admits She Loves Taylor Swift

Just when you think you have Lady Gaga pegged as a tough-skinned, rough edged, avant-garde artist who only does cool, she throws you for a loop. In a recent interview, Gaga was asked what song she was embarrassed to admit she likes and she picked...
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Funny story: Derrick Bird Killings "Weren't Random" Say Police

Derrick Bird Killings "Weren't Random" Say Police

Police today confirmed that Cumbria gun killer Derrick Bird in fact selected his victims "with care". Bird, who is said to be resting this weekend after a draining day on Wednesday, apparently sent out a questionnaire to prospective victims the week...
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Funny story: Al Gore Seen Sniffing Around Barney Frank

Al Gore Seen Sniffing Around Barney Frank

In most marital breakdowns, there is usually someone else involved. In most cases it's a person of the opposite sex. This seems to be true regarding the announced separation involving Al Gore and his vivacious wife of 40 years, Tipper. In this cas...
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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand injury blamed on stray bullet from Cumbria

Rio Ferdinand injury blamed on stray bullet from Cumbria

England captain and star of the classic BAFTA award winning TV show 'Rio Ferdinand's Wind-ups', Rio Ferdinand is out of the 2010 World Cup after suffering a freak injury. Ferdinand was stood on the edge of the penalty box in a training session wi...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Dumps Liam Hemsworth - "He Thinks He's All That"

Miley Cyrus Dumps Liam Hemsworth - "He Thinks He's All That"

TUCSON - Miley Cyrus traveled to Arizona in order to sell some property she purchased two years ago. Miley said that she also realized that she needed to get away from L.A. after breaking up with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. She was asked what had...
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Funny story: Letters to the Editor - from the Southern Colonies!

Letters to the Editor - from the Southern Colonies!

Myrtle Beach Fun Times Sahib: I recently moved here from New Delhi to get away from the heat, the crowds, the violence and slum dog millionaires. While it is true I have not met any Pakis since I have been here, I have to date not found a curry shop. Since being forced to exist on your cuisine of deep fried green tomatoes, oysters, pickles, chicken livers, pork chops and Krispy Cremes my fa...
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Funny story: World's Longest Hair Discovered in Bake Sale Cake

World's Longest Hair Discovered in Bake Sale Cake

The World's longest hair has been discovered by a good Samaritan who bought a 23 pound German chocolate cake from a group of Pentecostal ladies hosting a bake sale in front of a local department store. The 17 foot long red hair was discovered by J...
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Funny story: Famous Snide Satire Newspaper "The Onion" Publishes A True Story

Famous Snide Satire Newspaper "The Onion" Publishes A True Story

The Onion, America's premier satire and humor newspaper shocked the literate world today by publishing an absolute true story(!!!) in an issue. We will take a pause now to let you catch your breath from the shock... OK, that was long enough.
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Funny story: Bo Derek Still Hot; John Corbett Stuck in Cicely, Alaska

Bo Derek Still Hot; John Corbett Stuck in Cicely, Alaska

The years have been kind to the woman synonymous with the rating of a perfect 10, but Bo Derek's love interest, a certain Mr. John Corbett, seems to be stuck in 1990's TV style hell. Still sporting the slightly disheveled dark hair look, a bit lo...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney: "Bush Was a Flaming Pile of Bumfluff."

Paul McCartney: "Bush Was a Flaming Pile of Bumfluff."

Conservative lap dog and House Minority Leader John Boehner is asking the greatest contemporary composer, Sir Paul McCartney, after the former Beatle took a shot at ludicrous boob President Bush during a recent White House ceremony. McCartney was...
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Funny story: World Cup Team Prepares but England Star Axed from Squad

World Cup Team Prepares but England Star Axed from Squad

Up and coming star David Laws is to be left out the England 2010 team. That was the news which stunned fans this week as the boys prepared for their first deficit-reduction match against Greece over the rest of this year. Laws had been widely expe...
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Funny story: Sunny Stories

Sunny Stories

A spirit of optimism is sweeping the country following the establishment of a Coalition Government. The new mood is everywhere, with the media leading the way. The 'Daily Mail' is joining with their pals at the 'Guardian' to publish the 'Guardian...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says She Is Very Sorry About Her Stupid Ass Rape Remark

Kristen Stewart Says She Is Very Sorry About Her Stupid Ass Rape Remark

LOS ANGELES - The star of The Twilight Saga vampire movies Kristen Stewart has issued an apology apologizing about having made some way out of line remarks. Stewart reportedly said to a reporter for Great Britain's Elle Em En Ooh Pee Magazine that...
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Funny story: New Wizard Of Oz With Dakota Fanning, Adam Lambert In 3D!

New Wizard Of Oz With Dakota Fanning, Adam Lambert In 3D!

News today was that there is the possibility of a completely new Wizard of Oz that follows the original in story form, but in quite a different setting. For one thing, the "Kansas" scenes will still be in black & white but once Dorothy gets to...
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Funny story: British Offshore Banking Facility Springs Leak, Money Everywhere

British Offshore Banking Facility Springs Leak, Money Everywhere

Hong Kong - It seems British conglomerates are having their fair share of problems these days with uber expensive leaks. There appears to be no end in sight to the BP oil spill off the southern coast of the United States which has now reached catastr...
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Funny story: Gary Coleman's body to remain in fridge with condiments

Gary Coleman's body to remain in fridge with condiments

Gary Coleman dainty little corpse will continue to be stored next to the potato salad in a Utah fridge, because his funeral has been put on hold due to a family feud. Gary's ex-wife Shannon Price , the woman who continues to victimize Coleman even...
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Funny story: McDonald's France provides equal-opportunity coronary fodder

McDonald's France provides equal-opportunity coronary fodder

After over a half-century of heterosexist bias in marketing myocardial infarctions cleverly disguised as food, international fast food giant McDonald's launched a history-making advertising campaign in France targeting the gay and gay-allied market.
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Funny story: British TV Presenter Kristy Gallacher Poses Nude For PlayGent Magazine

British TV Presenter Kristy Gallacher Poses Nude For PlayGent Magazine

LONDON - British TV Presenter Kristy Gallacher, who only five months ago had a baby, has graced the glossy pages of PlayGent Magazine. The stunning 34-year-old beauty is one of the best looking lookers in Great Britain's TV presenting business.
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Funny story: Letters to the editor Scottish version

Letters to the editor Scottish version

Dear Sir Smile though your heart is aching Why is Nick Clegg looking so glum? He sits next to his new best friend, the Prime Minister, at PMQ's but he does not appear to participate. The Prime Minister throws his old Etonian jokes back at the Labour Party and sometimes the jokes are funny. Nick doesn't laugh. Is he playing both sides at the same time? Perhaps he is still hiding his fu...
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Funny story: Heskey is an Algerian Mafia Spy!

Heskey is an Algerian Mafia Spy!

Sensational news has just been revealed, in that Emile Heskey, the man that many did not want to travel with the England squad to the World Cup Finals, is in the pay of the Algerian mafia. Although generally classed as a donkey when it comes to fo...
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Funny story: The Sickest, Stupidest Contestant To Ever Appear On America's Got Talent Is Jeremy "The Genital Daredevil" Kinison

The Sickest, Stupidest Contestant To Ever Appear On America's Got Talent Is Jeremy "The Genital Daredevil" Kinison

HOLLYWOOD - America's Got Talent has just entered into its fifth season and we can safely say that we have just witnessed without a doubt a person who is the sickest, stupidest contestant to ever set foot on the AGT performing stage. The fellas na...
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Funny story: "Extra Virgin" Label On Olive Oil, Women Being Looked Over

"Extra Virgin" Label On Olive Oil, Women Being Looked Over

Hold your crotch until we can get through the "Extra Virgin" label on olive oil first. If you've noticed the terms "extra virgin, virgin, cold-pressed, lemon flavored and pure" on the olive oil at the grocery, what does it all mean? "You have...
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Funny story: Crisis talks on Gulf

Crisis talks on Gulf

Miami, Florida. In what are expected to be important talks crucial to solving the crisis in the Gulf of Mexico, Duchess Sarah Ferguson, Islamist leader Osama Bin laden, Peewee Herman, Tiger Woods and Sir David Attenborough will sit down and thrash ou...
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Funny story: Wife: Film Company Caused David Carradine To Die While Masturbating with a Rope Around His Neck

Wife: Film Company Caused David Carradine To Die While Masturbating with a Rope Around His Neck

Bored, alone, David Carradine decided to watch porn and play with whatever popped up. David Carradine's wife is suing the production company of the movie he was shooting when he died, claiming the company should never have left David alone with a...
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Funny story: Letters to the Chief Resident Psychiatrist

Letters to the Chief Resident Psychiatrist

Dear Dr. Morgenstern, I believe that over these past 6 months, I have proven my mental stability, social adaptability and feel that I no longer pose a threat to the woodland creatures of Yellowstone National Park. As I've demonstrated in our private and group sessions, I do not feel the least bit attracted to Elk, Moose, or Grizzly Bears anymore, and though, admittedly, I still have a slight...
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Funny story: President Obama Encouraged To Imitate Jeremiah Wright

President Obama Encouraged To Imitate Jeremiah Wright

Supporters of President Barak Obama say that he should blast away before cameras about what BP is doing to the southern United States with the oil spill. "My word", stated Al Gore yesterday, "he should be letting it all hang out..like I did when t...
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Funny story: Spelling Causes Global Warming

Spelling Causes Global Warming

National Spelling Bee. Chanting "Enuf is enuf. Enough is too much." protesters surrounded the Hyatt Hotel in Washington D.C. to display their anger at the dual whammy of atmospheric degradation and mental illness caused by spelling rules. Many of t...
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Funny story: Lamplugh killer Derrick Bird killed local estate agent

Lamplugh killer Derrick Bird killed local estate agent

Cumbria - (MDMA Mess): Detectives were today tracing the 'E'-shaped trail taken by deranged Cumbria cabbie Derrick Bird's path of carnage. Starting with the fatal shooting of twin brother David at High Trees farm in Lamplugh the rampaging killer...
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Funny story: Al Gore's Block Rockin' Beats

Al Gore's Block Rockin' Beats

Author, businessperson and American environmental activist, Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, announced today that he is to dip his toe in to the world of music we call pop. Mr Gore says that he found his inspiration and realised his musical talents whilst...
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Funny story: Blow Me I'm Easy

Blow Me I'm Easy

EasyJet is now the UK's National Airline - Figures published by the Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) this week, show that EasyJet is the UK's largest scairline, measured by the number of passengers blown for the second year in a row. In 2009 over 28 bi...
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Funny story: Dems bunker up, say they will not vacate office if Tea Party candidates beat them in elections

Dems bunker up, say they will not vacate office if Tea Party candidates beat them in elections

DEMOCRATIC CAMPAIGN HQ, WASHINGTON D.C. - (ABSNN) -- With the national elections only six months away, and incumbent Democrats facing an angered electorate, members of the Democratic Campaign Headquarters in Washington D.C. proposed a drastic plan to...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah buys his favourite restaurant

Derek Acorah buys his favourite restaurant

Derek Acorah is set to run his own restaurant in the Rojales district in Spain. Called Viloriens he has been visiting the restaurant for nearly two decades, and on hearing that it was too close, he stepped in and bought the concern outright. "M...
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Funny story: Ash is Easy Sniffer

Ash is Easy Sniffer

Ashley Cole has secretly been retained by EasyJet to identify clouds of pumescent eruptions in Europe..he is to be trialled in the cock-pit of a redesigned Jumbo Jet. It is thought that when he smells the pumice he will develop an "Ash Cone" which...
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Funny story: North Korea Near War With South Korea!

North Korea Near War With South Korea!

A North Korean envoy said on Thursday that war could erupt at any time on the divided Korean peninsula because of tension with those "arsy hose" in Seoul over the sinking of a South Korean warship this past March. "The situation is very brave. It...
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Funny story: Reading School of Reading to clarify pronunciation

Reading School of Reading to clarify pronunciation

For many years, the Reading School of Reading has been the butt of jokes. Located on the outskirts of Reading, many people see the sign and wonder if it is pronounced as the REDding school of REEDing or the REEDing school of REDding. Now the new d...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck Wants His Life Back

Glenn Beck Wants His Life Back

It has been years since Glenn Beck has been able to wake up in the morning, take a shower and relax with a cup of coffee and a Danish (his wife doesn't know about the Danish yet) and pore over the morning paper without his name getting smeared somepl...
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Funny story: Victoria Secret Miraculous Push-Up Bra nominated for Optical Illusion Contest

Victoria Secret Miraculous Push-Up Bra nominated for Optical Illusion Contest

Since Victoria Secret launched its new line of the Miraculous Push-Up, women and transvestites across the US have been rushing to their local VS store or perusing the selections on their website. This bra not only has the ability to increase your bu...
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Funny story: Cowell to intervene in Gulf oil spill fiasco

Cowell to intervene in Gulf oil spill fiasco

The renowned media-mogul Simon Cowell is considering a personal intervention in the Gulf oil crisis. He is thought to be negotiating with God for a cast iron, copper-bottomed guarantee of success, otherwise the deal is off. Cowell's spokesperson s...
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Funny story: Lady GaGa 'gagging for it' at Crossbow Cannibal tribute gig

Lady GaGa 'gagging for it' at Crossbow Cannibal tribute gig

Manchster - (Bloody Cheek Mess): "Eat yer heart out, Manchester!" was last night's gory theme at Lady GaGa's MENtal Arena cannibal tribute gig. A vampiristic rendition of Janis Joplin's classic Piece of My Heart stunned concertgoers who watched in...
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Funny story: Pope Disappears. Kidnapped?

Pope Disappears. Kidnapped?

The Vatican has announced the disappearance of Pope Benedict XVI. Papal spokesman, Cardinale Pippo Stronzopieno, said that he doubted that the Pontiff's corporal entity simply assumed into heaven. "Dat, no mak-a dee sens. He no-a go uppa to dee he...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Raving Loonie sculptress scores 100% at art college

Susan Boyle Raving Loonie sculptress scores 100% at art college

This writer has learned that Luz of McLuz, Susan Boyle fan and extremely accomplished sculptress, has achieved the rare distinction, of being awarded a grading of 100% for her Susan Boyle sculpture, in her second year college assessment. It is not...
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Funny story: Sir Captain Picard Ties One On

Sir Captain Picard Ties One On

In the wee hours Wednesday a man atop Big Ben was apprehended for disturbance of the peace and criminal trespass. As the man was rushed away by police he was heard shouting, "dammit Scotty beam me up". A reliable source, within the police ra...
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Funny story: Feds Consider Idea to Seal Oil Well with Nukes First Proposed on TheSpoof.com

Feds Consider Idea to Seal Oil Well with Nukes First Proposed on TheSpoof.com

In a recent "news" story, a writer for TheSpoof.com suggested that BP "drop Bruce Willis into Gulf to detonate nuke, stop leak." Well, Federal officials are obviously reading, 'cuz they actually thought about trying it!! Well, not really. Energy Depa...
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Funny story: President Obama Rejects Fear Of Kangaroos - After Cancelling Australian Visit, Again

President Obama Rejects Fear Of Kangaroos - After Cancelling Australian Visit, Again

President Obama has again postponed a visit Australia, which was due later this month. The first cancellation came in March where he says the passing of Health took a long and hard push, but a priority. Today he's blaming Oil in the Gulf of Mex...
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Funny story: Kindles Dance in Streets of NY, Mock Cheaper Rivals

Kindles Dance in Streets of NY, Mock Cheaper Rivals

It was meant for human pedestrians, but yesterday the Times Square Pedestrian Mall in New York City was taken over by pedestrians of the machine variety. Kindles, Amazon's electronic readers, staged a protest to warn the public against buying any of...
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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Scores With Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke

Chad Ochocinco Scores With Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke

CINCINNATI - The star receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals Chad Ochocinco was in Cincy and his Dancing With The Stars partner was in Vegas but "85" says that the two will be together soon. While on DWTS Chad showered Cheryl with very, nice, expensi...
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Funny story: Did "The Duchess of Pork" Sleep With Two Blokes For $450,000

Did "The Duchess of Pork" Sleep With Two Blokes For $450,000

LONDON - Fresh on the heels of her undercover sting operation now comes the latest allegations from the soap opera world of Sarah Ferguson, alias "The Duchess of York," who some are now referring to as "The Duchess of Pork." One of the world's mos...
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Funny story: Former UCLA Coach John Wooden, 99, dies.

Former UCLA Coach John Wooden, 99, dies.

Former UCLA Coach John Wooden, 99, died this morning at UCLA Medical Center. Wooden's health has been an issue in recent weeks, as he was briefly hospitalized about a month ago, a school source said. Wooden won 620 games during his career, which b...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Pleads "I Just Want to be Normal"

Rush Limbaugh Pleads "I Just Want to be Normal"

Rush Limbaugh is getting married for the fourth time this weekend and he wants privacy. So much so that he wrote the following to Page2Live in Palm Beach: "We try to live our lives as normal people. We do NOT seek media attention, we do not want it, especially for this. It is very special, obviously, and we just don't want any media attention." Try to read that paragraph without laughing out...
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Funny story: BP Brilliant New Plan

BP Brilliant New Plan

BP executives declared today at a hastily scheduled press conference, that they have begun working on a "new plan." Since they have been unsuccessful in stopping oil flow into the Gulf of Mexico, they have begun working on a plan to remove the se...
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Funny story: Derrick Bird Was Involved in Taxi Investigation

Derrick Bird Was Involved in Taxi Investigation

Gunman Derrick Bird, who slaughtered 12 people in a Cumbrian shooting spree was embroiled in a major investigation into an undeclared £60,000 taxi and was facing serious financial difficulties, a friend has said. The friend said today that he did...
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Funny story: Al Gore Volunteers To Cap BP Gulf Gusher

Al Gore Volunteers To Cap BP Gulf Gusher

Al Gore, distraught after separating from his wife Tipper, has reached a "Tipping Point" in his life, the Spoof can reveal. In an exclusive interview, the veteran politician and climate campaigner says that he fears he will never find his "Holy Grail...
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Funny story: Pepe's Car Wash Opens in Los Angeles California

Pepe's Car Wash Opens in Los Angeles California

Los Angeles CA: Entrepreneurship is alive and well in the USA. A new idea employing an age old calling has taken shape in the SMOG capitol of the world, combining cars, food, and adult entertainment. Pepe Smith has purchased a closed fast food res...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Glaucoma!

Lindsay Lohan Has Glaucoma!

In case anyone has been worrying how Lindsay Lohan has been doing with her alcohol-sniffing bracelet and drug checks, she is doing fine. Police in Los Angeles say that she has been checked at ramdom twice already and has came through great. "Sh...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Blames Drill Baby Drill Comments on Evil Twin

Sarah Palin Blames Drill Baby Drill Comments on Evil Twin

Wasilly, AK - Finally, what the American people have been waiting for from Sarah Palin, the truth. No longer do we have to guess why she would backtrack on her famous "Drill, Baby, Drill" comment when, in fact, it wasn't she who said it. "I h...
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Funny story: Cupid Shot Down Over Local Farm; Mistaken For Wild Goose

Cupid Shot Down Over Local Farm; Mistaken For Wild Goose

Mobile, Alabama -- In a development that's sending shockwaves around the world, Cupid has been hospitalized after sustaining a shotgun blast to his left buttocks region today. "How the hell was I supposed to know what it was?" farm hand Billy Grey...
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