Funny story: 'Drill, baby, drill!' as Belgian cops exhume church's paedo princes

'Drill, baby, drill!' as Belgian cops exhume church's paedo princes

Brussels - (Holy Shit!): First the Vatican Pension Fund lost 90% of its $$$s last week in the wake of the BP share price fiasco. Next, a huge Belgian police paedophile raid netted dozens of suspects and lead to a spectacular bust on St Rambouts Ca...
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Funny story: Fabio Cappello is given a red card

Fabio Cappello is given a red card

England's last chance at going forward into the final 16 has finally been dashed in a very tense match at the Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, when the brave England players were 1 - 0 up at half time. However, in the e...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Face after Botox Scares the Hell out of Her Kids

Kate Gosselin's Face after Botox Scares the Hell out of Her Kids

Most people agree that Kate Gosselin was looking pretty bitchin' there for awhile with her cute hairstyle, deep tan and her hard body. But now, after she apparently has had some botox injections around her eyes, she just looks bitchy. It appears as i...
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Funny story: Rats Taking Over NYC, London Subways, Not Just Political Parties

Rats Taking Over NYC, London Subways, Not Just Political Parties

A new rat study by the combined underground transit systems in New York and London say that the rats are actually taking over the underground and that more must be done. John Denweir of New York Transportation stated that they, like London, have p...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Related To Vlad The Impaler Or Count Dracula

Robert Pattinson Related To Vlad The Impaler Or Count Dracula

Robert Pattinson, who has been playing the vampire, Edward Cullen for most of the past two years, was extremely surprised to find out that he is actually related to Vlad The Impaler, the person that "Dracula" was modeled after by horror author Bram S...
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Funny story: Churchill to sue - Oh Yes!

Churchill to sue - Oh Yes!

The estate of wartime British Prime Minister Winston Churchill is preparing to sue multiple parties including the creators of The Simpsons for what they are saying is breach of copyright. According to the Churchill Society newsletter, Mr Peregrin...
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Funny story: Mix-up in Hell Has Satan Sending More than One Anti-Christ to Rule Earth

Mix-up in Hell Has Satan Sending More than One Anti-Christ to Rule Earth

Satan is said to be madder than hell at his minions this week after he learned that more than one, and possibly as many as eight Anti-Christs have been unleashed upon the Earth during the past century. Harry Scarem, a demonologist from California...
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Funny story: Dr. Seuss Estate Files Restraining Order Against Vuvuzela Manufacturer

Dr. Seuss Estate Files Restraining Order Against Vuvuzela Manufacturer

The estate of Dr. Seuss has filed a restraining order against the manufacturer of the plastic horn known as the Vuvuzela, claiming copyright infringement. The order, handed down in the National Court of South Africa, calls for the immediate cessation...
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Funny story: Winnie the Pooh Applies for Name Change

Winnie the Pooh Applies for Name Change

Venerable children's story book character, Winnie the Pooh,has filed an application before Her Majesty's Court to change his name from "Winnie the Pooh" to "Winnie the Shitz". "Yo!Yo! Listen up, Homies." said the newly liberated bear at a hastily...
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Funny story: Penelope is Hot

Penelope is Hot

Penelope was steaming hot and just because she had experienced her first kiss. 'Wow. That was good' 'It gets better' said her football crazy boy friend, Terence. 'I know all about that. I'm not intending to have babies yet.' 'You don't have to. Just take the Pill.' 'You're a quick worker.' 'Nothing ventured, nothing gained.' 'Not tonight, Josephine.' 'What? My name's Terenc...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson, One Year Later - Can We Stop Caring Now?

Michael Jackson, One Year Later - Can We Stop Caring Now?

Michael Jackson was an incredibly talented child. That can go without saying, even though it was just said. The Jackson 5 were a dynamic group whose music will live forever. Early work by a solo Michael, showed that he could dominate our worl...
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Funny story: World Cup Referee Payoffs!

World Cup Referee Payoffs!

At least two referees at the World Cup Games have been dismissed and are still being interrigated by South African officers after Baruti Goitsemednse admitted Friday that he had been paid by gamblers in his calling of a round one game. "These are...
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Funny story: Rolling Stoned Rocks Afghanistan

Rolling Stoned Rocks Afghanistan

Rolling Stoned, the clairvoyant, known for his crystal gazing powers, has been rocking the nation of Afghanistan. He has excited Barrack Obama, U.S. President, by declaring that the struggle in Afghanistan has nothing to do with Terrorism. 'The...
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Funny story: Intruder breaks into BBC News broadcast

Intruder breaks into BBC News broadcast

London, England. In breaking news, an intruder has trespassed on the set of the BBC News on BBC1 last night just as the nightly bulletin was going to air. The person, wearing only trousers and displaying a very ample waistline, ran across the fro...
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Funny story: iPad Nano unveiled

iPad Nano unveiled

A mere forty-eight hours after the release of the iPhone 4, Apple have announced that they are taking what they've learned from the iPhone and applying it to the iPad, which will be released on Monday. Industry analysts have been caught on the bac...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics declare independence!

SuBo fanatics declare independence!

A gaggle of Susan Boyle fanatics have today stormed her old house, declaring it an independent State to be known as 'The Principality of SuboLand'. The fanatics, all wearing red scarves, were able to sneak past the spotty teenager guarding the house...
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Funny story: Mystery Of The Floating Coffins

Mystery Of The Floating Coffins

Fishermen and boaters have been discovering floating coffins in the rivers and waters around Nashville since the flooding there earlier this year. "All the coffins look really old and are all wood", stated Joe Kingson, Deputy Mayor. Asked if th...
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Funny story: Obama insists on Escrow account from God

Obama insists on Escrow account from God

An asteroid has been sighted which may miss Earth or might wipe out all of life on this planet. Shorters on the stock market have been taking positions on Earth being hit so they can make a load of money in the short term before they are eliminate...
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Funny story: Hot Travel Destinations: Hemingway's Key West

Hot Travel Destinations: Hemingway's Key West

Part four in a series of unique and little known attractions hidden within the world's most popular travel destinations. Ernest Hemingway's greatest asset was also his greatest curse. Fame had found Hemingway well before his death, and for someone who often preferred seclusion in order to write, he was often interrupted by tourists or drunken fans wherever he lived. Enter the beautiful an...
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Funny story: Large Hadron Collider In Trouble With Home Owners

Large Hadron Collider In Trouble With Home Owners

The Large Hadron Collider in the Swiss Alps has come under fire from home owners as far away as Naples. The LHC is tasked with probing the very depths of the atom by smashing two atoms together at extraordinarily high speeds and having a look at t...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Stephenie Meyer Collaborate On Twilight Stage Play After Last Movie

Robert Pattinson, Stephenie Meyer Collaborate On Twilight Stage Play After Last Movie

The biggest news for Twilight fans may not be the next movie but the latest rumor going around that star Robert Pattinson is teaming up with Twilight novelist, Stephenie Meyer in doing a live play based on the Twilight movie series. "It has a grea...
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Funny story: California Passes Law Banning Hamburgers

California Passes Law Banning Hamburgers

Sacramento, CA - In yet another nation-leading move, the California Senate has passed Bill 1535 banning hamburgers in California. Fast food restaurants have until September to close their doors or change their menus to remove any hamburger food i...
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Funny story: Gore Refuses to Release AKC Papers; Pedigree In Doubt After Being Called 'Sex Crazed Poodle!"

Gore Refuses to Release AKC Papers; Pedigree In Doubt After Being Called 'Sex Crazed Poodle!"

A new 'Birther' Controversy has arisen after Al Gore was accused of being a 'sex crazed poodle' by a groomer in a Pet Bed & Breakfast in Portland, Oregon and has refused to show his AKC papers. Allegedly born in a breeding kennel noted for pro...
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Funny story: Libido havoc of Saturday's eclipsed full moon

Libido havoc of Saturday's eclipsed full moon

The Cosmos - (Lunacy): The ultimate in karmic sudden-death penalty shootouts? This weekend's ballbreaker alignment will wreak havoc with all kinds of human ball games, astrologers are warning. Think 'vasectomy snip minus the anaesthetic' as the ec...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Messes with Peoples' Heads "Cause I Can"

Stephen Hawking Messes with Peoples' Heads "Cause I Can"

There are a few things Stephen Hawking says in his Discovery mini-series "Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking" that are meant to be taken in jest, but since most people with an average I.Q. don't really get anything the brainiac says anyway, the j...
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Funny story: BA the 'feminist airline!'

BA the 'feminist airline!'

BA, Heathrow: BA the 'feminist airline, make little or no distinction between criminals and men in general. BA 'made businessman feel like child molester', After the flight he wrote to BA to complain. Although the airline apologised he was so ang...
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Funny story: G20 Faces End of the World

G20 Faces End of the World

The G20 summit in Canada has one pressing item on its agenda: The End of the World! France and Italy are already over the precipice to oblivion. Britain is perched precariously on the edge of doom. Reasons are being sought for these disasters.
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Funny story: iPhone 4 - perfect for 'missed calls'

iPhone 4 - perfect for 'missed calls'

The latest generation Apple iPhone 4 has been officially revealed to have the most serious problem of any iPhone released to date. The new iPhone 4 was meant to be the pinnacle of telephone technology, boasting more features than a feature packed...
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Funny story: A-Rod Sucks, Jeter Swallows

A-Rod Sucks, Jeter Swallows

In lower Manhattan, on their day off from the manly, sweaty, testosterone filled game of baseball, Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez were spotted by fans at a high class café. "I could see them through the large glass pane," said self-proclaim...
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Funny story: Vuvuzelas and BP Oil Blamed for At Least Four of the New Deadly Plagues

Vuvuzelas and BP Oil Blamed for At Least Four of the New Deadly Plagues

Many Christians are tossing around the idea that the vuvuzela has become one of the new seven deadly plagues mentioned by Pope John Paul II in a 2003 speech. In addition, they are blaming BP Oil for at least three other deadly plagues caused by the o...
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Funny story: South African Sues Chinese Company over Vuvuzela Sale Profits

South African Sues Chinese Company over Vuvuzela Sale Profits

South African, Claus van Dunderhead, inventor of the vuvuzela, claims that he still owns the rights to the noisy noisemaker, and is suing the large Chinese company, Wei Mak Cheep for the profits it has made on the sale of the vuvuzelas at the World C...
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Funny story: Landon Donovan And Clint Dempsey Offer England Team A Lifeline In Germany Clash

Landon Donovan And Clint Dempsey Offer England Team A Lifeline In Germany Clash

International World Cup superstars Landon Donovan and Clint Dempsey of the United States soccer team yesterday extended the hand of friendship towards their English counterparts ahead of England's crucial last 16 World Cup game against Germany in Blo...
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Funny story: England Fans Advised Against Singing Two World Wars And One World Cup Song

England Fans Advised Against Singing Two World Wars And One World Cup Song

England supporters heading for Sunday's World Cup showdown with Germany in Bloemfontein have been advised against singing the traditional Two World Wars And One World Cup song to the tune of The Camptown Races by the the Football Hooligan Federation.
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Funny story: Wal-Mart Has Sold Out of The Vuvuzela Vampire Action Figure Dolls

Wal-Mart Has Sold Out of The Vuvuzela Vampire Action Figure Dolls

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - A spokesperson for the largest retail chain in the world has just stated that every single franchise chain store has completely sold out of The Vuvuzela Vampire Action Figure Dolls. The giant retailer has said that they hav...
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Funny story: Hitler Had Two Testicles Claims German Academic - They Just Weren't Very Large

Hitler Had Two Testicles Claims German Academic - They Just Weren't Very Large

As the notorious British and German gutter press engage in a ferocious war of attrition ahead of Sunday's World Cup clash in Bloemfontein, German academic, Professor Wolfgang Amadeus Beethoven, of the Wank Bavaria University School Of Mythbusting tod...
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Funny story: Al Gore Claims He Was Molested By A Masseuse

Al Gore Claims He Was Molested By A Masseuse

GRAND ISLE, Louisiana - Al Gore was in Grand Isle helping the locals gather up tar balls when he was asked about his recent molestation allegations. It appears that back on October 29, 2006, Gore was in Portland, Oregon, where he was on a book sig...
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Funny story: Gary Coleman's Will Leaves Everything To 2 Foot 8 Inch Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me

Gary Coleman's Will Leaves Everything To 2 Foot 8 Inch Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me

SANTA MONICA, California - The attorney who is representing Gary Coleman's estate has stated that the diminutive actor stipulated in his will that everything of his go to Verne Troyer, the motion picture actor known as Mini-Me. Coleman and Troyer,...
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Funny story: Gen McChrystal to join Osama in the fight against American invasion of Afghanistan

Gen McChrystal to join Osama in the fight against American invasion of Afghanistan

Following his sacking, the former American commander in Afghanistan, Gen Stanley McChrystal has vow to join forces with Osama in fighting American invasion of Afghanistan. Speaking Yesterday in Osama Bin Laden's palace somewhere in a village in...
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Funny story: 'Europe's most perverted dominatrix': is it Susan Boyle?

'Europe's most perverted dominatrix': is it Susan Boyle?

London - (Ass Mess): Her identity is a closely guarded secret. But last week's collapse of a 58 year-old client in the shower cubicle of Mistress Lucrezia's bordello begs the question: is it SuBo behind the rhinestone-studded leather mask? Tuck...
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Funny story: The Spoof Number Bed Debuts in Britain

The Spoof Number Bed Debuts in Britain

London UK: Lowton Manufacturing LTD announced today that the first Spoof Number Beds will be available in a fortnight. This marketing release follows the editorial staff's serial identification of every existing and new Spoof news and magazine story...
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