Funny story: The Collaboration, Chapter 3 - The Tyger

The Collaboration, Chapter 3 - The Tyger

"The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction." William Blake The girl sighed, softly. Madame Butterfly's crimson silk shibari rope brought out the delicious pallour of her snow-white flesh, even as it cut into her most sensitive parts. She hung, four feet above the Persian rug, and trembled as she swayed, like a ripe and voluptuous fruit. Gagged and blindfolded, with her raven...
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Funny story: Egghead Attacked By Spoon Wielding Maniac

Egghead Attacked By Spoon Wielding Maniac

Britain's most intelligent man, Bolero McSwansong from Swansea was recovering at home this morning after being inexplicably assaulted by a strange man armed with a soup spoon. The incident occurred at 01:30am this morning as McSwansong emerged fro...
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Funny story: FYI in case you don't HAVE the fact(s) about teachers' summer vacations

FYI in case you don't HAVE the fact(s) about teachers' summer vacations

People DO need educating about teachers' salaries. I have been verbally 'attacked' over my years in teaching, as have many of my colleagues. Some of our readers may be guilty of doing so, regarding the looooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg summer vacations enjoyed by teachers. My first response is: If you envy us so much then why are YOU not teaching?? Fair question I would think.
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Funny story: Jimmy Carter Claims Obama Stole "Worst President Ever" Award From Him

Jimmy Carter Claims Obama Stole "Worst President Ever" Award From Him

Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, is furious about reports claiming that Barack Obama is ahead of him in recent polls asking Americans who they believe is the worst president in our history. It was Carter who good heartedly re...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Rushed To Hospital After Receiving Shock!

Lindsay Lohan Rushed To Hospital After Receiving Shock!

Lindsay Lohan, whose fans have been rallying behind of late because of legal and personal problems, was rushed to the hospital at about 2 AM PT according to the neighbors. "They hauled her out in a hurry and went speeding toward the nearest hospit...
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Funny story: British Celebs Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, Amanda Holden, Katy Perry, and Pixie Lott To Entertain The America Troops In Detroit

British Celebs Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, Amanda Holden, Katy Perry, and Pixie Lott To Entertain The America Troops In Detroit

DETROIT - In a move that Simon "The Prince of Putdowns" Cowell said was a jolly, bloody, good, gobsmacking idea, celebrities from Great Britain will be flying to America to perform for the American troops stationed in Detroit's combat zone. Cheryl...
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Funny story: Old Woman Trippin' Out After Triplets!

Old Woman Trippin' Out After Triplets!

Now how old is old to have children? In this case, an old Indian woman who for forty-four years tried to conceive, but with no success, has given birth to triplets. Despite all those years of humping the 66 year old says it was too much, sex morn...
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Funny story: FBI releases Ted 'Lying of the Senate' Kennedy files

FBI releases Ted 'Lying of the Senate' Kennedy files

Hyannis Port, Massachusetts - (Mary Jo Mess): 'A lying, cheating drunkard up to his ass in mobster money laundering and Vatican child sex scandal cover-ups' is the gist of newly released FBI files on Edward Kennedy. The Senator for Massachusetts'...
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Funny story: Eva Longoria Parker backs sex census appeal

Eva Longoria Parker backs sex census appeal

EVA LONGORIA PARKER is urging her fans to participate in the U.S. 2010 sex census in a bid to improve America's worldwide porn services. The Desperate Housewives star has filmed a public service announcement (PSA), calling for U.S.citizens to give...
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Funny story: Dan Rather on Piers Morgan's Hiring at CNN: And You People Thought I Was a Lying Sack of Shit!

Dan Rather on Piers Morgan's Hiring at CNN: And You People Thought I Was a Lying Sack of Shit!

Dan Rather, former disgraced CBS news anchor and star of 60 minutes, reacted incredulously today after hearing UK former journalist Piers Morgan had been hired to replace Larry King at CNN after 25 years. "You've gotta be shittin' me," said the n...
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Funny story: President Obama Set to Tackle Next Big Challenge: Vuvuzelas

President Obama Set to Tackle Next Big Challenge: Vuvuzelas

President Obama will soon be on his way to South Africa to try and get the South Africans to relinquish their cherished vuvuzela horns so that the rest of the FIFA World Cup can be played in peace. The eyes of the world are now on Barack "the Fixer"...
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Funny story: Financially Strapped Families Turning Kids Into Meal Tickets on Reality TV

Financially Strapped Families Turning Kids Into Meal Tickets on Reality TV

What is it about opportunistic dads (and moms) who see their kids not so much as a mouth to feed but as a meal ticket out of poverty? First there was Falcon Heene, the 6-year old boy whom his father, Richard Heene wanted everyone to believe was trapped in a mylar space ship floating perilously above the earth last October sometimes reaching heights of 7,000 feet. When the balloon touched ground...
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Funny story: Gilmour - Boyle "Pink" Link Back On!

Gilmour - Boyle "Pink" Link Back On!

What is it with Susan Boyle anyway? We thought she learned her lesson the last time she chatted up potential wedding plans without a rock on her finger from boyfriend Paul Gadd. According to my extremely dodgy sources, the grey/blonde singer is...
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Funny story: Online Supermarket apologises for offering discount MILF

Online Supermarket apologises for offering discount MILF

A well known supermarket has apologised to its customers after offering MILF online at a discount to its customers. The offer of 75 pounds off all MILF over the age of 35 seemed like a deal that was too good to be true but luckily not many purchas...
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Funny story: Waiting All Over

Waiting All Over

The waiting is all over. It hasn't finished, it's everywhere. Twenty five days to go and one would think it would get easier as each day passes, but it gets harder. Banned from his own home, Seaton Carew is now living the life of a fugitive, but in his own home. Carew, 41, has decided to risk the wrath of those who make him wait, but now as he sits in his chair, in a house where he kno...
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Funny story: Mick McCarthy In BBC Vuvuzela Cock-Up

Mick McCarthy In BBC Vuvuzela Cock-Up

Hundreds of irate callers jammed BBC switchboards last night with complaints about Mick McCarthy's seemingly off the cuff remark about vuvuzelas. For some obscure reason, the fans in South Africa insist on blowing these infernal trumpets, giving the...
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Funny story: Middle School Computer Hacker "Elects" Unknown in South Carolina Primary

Middle School Computer Hacker "Elects" Unknown in South Carolina Primary

Columbia, SC - An anonymous email sent to Governor Mark Sanford's office offers a tantalizing clue to the unexpected primary victory of an virtually unknown canidiate in the recent South Carolina Democratic primary. The email to the Governor, which a...
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Funny story: SC Alvin Greene Election Mystery Deepens As Dems Claim Links to Bush (Say What?!)

SC Alvin Greene Election Mystery Deepens As Dems Claim Links to Bush (Say What?!)

A 32 year old unemployed, broke, involuntary discharged black Army Veteran has turned South Carolina democratic politics on it's ear and has politicians pissing in their shoes after he blew out their anointed pick for the US senate in last week's...
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Funny story: Wild Sport

Wild Sport

I hope, like me, you are enjoying the summer and all the wonderful sporting opportunities that the summer days afford us. Last week saw the start of the Hedgehog scrubbing season with Ernie Pugh stepping up to the mark for his title defence. Yesterday I found myself hypnotised by the Team America side as they battled to retain the Rabbit combing trophy, phew! What a carnival that turned out to...
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Funny story: Supreme Court Nominee Shows A Lot By Body Language Says Frenchman

Supreme Court Nominee Shows A Lot By Body Language Says Frenchman

In the photographs of supreme court nominee Elena Kagan sitting and chatting in various Capitol Hill offices, she doesn't appear to ever cross her legs. According to a French expert, this is highly significant as she shows that her private life is...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Seen With Adam Lambert

Justin Bieber Seen With Adam Lambert

Sixteen year old singing sensation Justin Bieber was spotted at a New York Yankee game last week with his new friend, Adam Lambert. Soon, several reporters were sent, including one of our own. "Hey guys, we don't mind an interview but between...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Mistaken For Whitney Houston At Kennedy Center Gala

Michelle Obama Mistaken For Whitney Houston At Kennedy Center Gala

Washington, DC-- It was a night for the stars to shine, as Hollywood met Washington, at the brightly-lit Kennedy Center last night. One-hundred of Hollywood's wealthiest and most liberal citizens came to pay tribute to Michelle Obama with a night of...
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Funny story: Having Lady Gaga For a Sister Turns Sister into a Sister

Having Lady Gaga For a Sister Turns Sister into a Sister

It had to happen, a family member who chooses a life career totally opposite from that of her sibling because her sibling is just so over the top. Case in point, Lady Gaga (nee Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) has a sister who just graduated from...
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Funny story: World Cup Hooligans Stopped

World Cup Hooligans Stopped

A gang of football hooligans were stopped at the gates of Rustenburg stadium this afternoon. At least 139 men dressed in red tunics and large hats sang Welsh songs at the crowds causing some disturbance. Chief of police, Captain Okou, said that...
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Funny story: Lohan Screwed Without Enabler… er, Assistant.

Lohan Screwed Without Enabler… er, Assistant.

The woman who finally wised up and quit as Lindsay Lohan was not just an assistant -- she was her enabler. What's more, Lohan's "friends" are afraid that once she is gone, Lohan is going to spiral down into even more of a craphole than her life is a...
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Funny story: Even Larry King's Suspenders Can't Hold Up His Ratings; Replaced with Piers Morgan in TV's America's Got NO Talent Shocker!

Even Larry King's Suspenders Can't Hold Up His Ratings; Replaced with Piers Morgan in TV's America's Got NO Talent Shocker!

Late Night talk show 'host', the eight times married Larry King, his career in suspended animation due to faltering ratings, was finally cut lose by CNN after 25 years. King who has been in and out of the hospital as much as he's been in and out o...
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Funny story: BP's CEO, England's Coach, and Joran Van Der Sloot On The Run as NUNS!

BP's CEO, England's Coach, and Joran Van Der Sloot On The Run as NUNS!

British Petroleum's CEO, Tony Hayward, knew he was fucked when he accidentally told the truth to a reporter that he wanted his life back. Then all those made-up "fixes" kept not working, now this one sort of works but all of the American southern co...
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Funny story: First Hurricane of Season Forming in Atlantic Has Already Decided to Attack Louisiana.

First Hurricane of Season Forming in Atlantic Has Already Decided to Attack Louisiana.

The first hurricane of the season, forming about 1,400 miles east of Caribbean has announced that it will make landfall in Louisiana. "Yeah, gonna go right up the Gulf Coast of Florida," said Hurricane Bieber, now 175 miles wide. "I want to check...
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Funny story: Denists' Nightmare Jaimee Grubbs Faces SCRAM Judge.

Denists' Nightmare Jaimee Grubbs Faces SCRAM Judge.

Jungle-fever-having celebrity cumdumpster Jaimee Grubbs was in a Beverly Hills Court this morning, facing charges of Felony F-cking of a Married Athlete, Driving with a Suspended License, and Becoming Famous Without a Full Set Of Teeth, also known as...
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Funny story: Royal Ascot bookies' odds for Queen no-show

Royal Ascot bookies' odds for Queen no-show

Ascot - (Whorsewhisperers): Stuff the odds on what color hat HM might be wearing for the first day's racing at Royal Ascot tomorrow. Paddy Pow-Wow.con bookmakers are going one better and are reporting a 'Chinese wall of money' on the Queen faili...
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Funny story: Little Orphan Annie Ends 86 Year Run as Whore for Panau's Revolutionary Army

Little Orphan Annie Ends 86 Year Run as Whore for Panau's Revolutionary Army

FACT: The last person to give a s-it about Little Orphan Annie died in 1977. 86 years after the first time her pupil-less eyes were published, the bitch got fired. In her final appearance today, printed in something called a "newspaper", which, ap...
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Funny story: Construction Company Mason Shits Bricks

Construction Company Mason Shits Bricks

Hiding his God given talents for years, a New Jersey construction worker is finally receiving credit for an unusual but highly utilitarian body function in his trade as a brick mason. He can quite simply produce a well formed brick between the cheek...
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Funny story: Eva Longoria-Parker Says The Entire Hispanic Population of Arizona Is Moving To East Los Angeles

Eva Longoria-Parker Says The Entire Hispanic Population of Arizona Is Moving To East Los Angeles

SAN ANTONIO - Speaking from her mansion nestled high in The Mucho Gusto Hills of San Antonio, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria-Parker has stated that a highly reliable source has informed her that the entire Hispanic population of Arizona is pl...
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Funny story: Somalian footy fans face the death sentence if they are caught watching the World Cup!

Somalian footy fans face the death sentence if they are caught watching the World Cup!

Somalian extreme Islamic nutters will impose the death sentence if any Somalians are caught watching the World Cup games in South Africa. Banning the World Cup is an extreme Islamic Somalian ruling and the reason is, World Cup soccer is not an Isl...
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Funny story: Carl Paladino Denies Having Sex With Horse

Carl Paladino Denies Having Sex With Horse

Carl Paladino, a candidate for NY Governor, denied today that he'd had sex with a horse. Paladino was responding to allegations from website WNYMedia, which had previously criticized him for e-mailing a pornographic video of a woman having equine sex...
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Funny story: Economy better and worse

Economy better and worse

A report from a body set up to clarify the economic crisis has said that the economy is better and worse. Talks about talks and consultations about consultations, together with committees discussing committees and steering groups stirring it all u...
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Funny story: The World's Noise Experts Claim That The Sound of The World Cup Vuvuzela Is Worse Than Water Boarding

The World's Noise Experts Claim That The Sound of The World Cup Vuvuzela Is Worse Than Water Boarding

TOKYO - Dr. Choofi Hirocheeto, one of the world's foremost experts on noise, has commented in several publications including the highly prestigious Hey What The Hell Was That Noise Illustrated Monthly, that the sound of the African trumpets known as...
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Funny story: As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga, Episode 2: Pebbles Boyle Finally Speaks Out

As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga, Episode 2: Pebbles Boyle Finally Speaks Out

Hello Good Humans! My name is Pebbles Boyle. I am an eleven year old Turkish Van cat formerly owned by singing sensation Susan Boyle who ruthlessly abandoned me to pursue the bitch goddess, Fame. I would like to tell you the sad "tail" as to how I wound up in rehab at a clinic here in London called The Priory. One fine sunny day early last summer I was out for a stroll on the streets of Bl...
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Funny story: Austen Allegroed - The False Nuns of Meryton

Austen Allegroed - The False Nuns of Meryton

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be fighting women off with a stick. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters. "My d...
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Funny story: Football stinks!

Football stinks!

Penelope sat on her mother's lap and stared into the sky. 'How much more of that fucking football are we having to put up with?' 'Darling' said Mama 'you will offend people if you speak like that against their religion. They will declare an intafada against you and roast you alive.' 'That's better than football. It stinks.' 'It will be over soon, Penelope my sweetheart, and Daddy will be...
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Funny story: Paul Gascoigne in hospital, Jamie Carragher has vuvuzelas for the kids, Capello birthday soon, oh I forgot we are commenting on Japan v Cameroon says Smoky Bacon flavoured Linekar

Paul Gascoigne in hospital, Jamie Carragher has vuvuzelas for the kids, Capello birthday soon, oh I forgot we are commenting on Japan v Cameroon says Smoky Bacon flavoured Linekar

The MacDonald triplets, enjoy a walk in the sun and share their World Cup experiences every afternoon. Today, they are all of a flutter after Edgar Davids told Adrian Chiles to start asking some really interesting questions. Enough, with the boring c...
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Funny story: Country Boy Jimmy Dean Had The Very First Rap Song With His 1961 Hit "Big John"

Country Boy Jimmy Dean Had The Very First Rap Song With His 1961 Hit "Big John"

VARINA, Virginia - Snoop Dogg, 50-Cent, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, and 2Pac all sing rap music. And the very first singer to ever record a rap song was a white country boy named Jimmy Dean, who back in 1961, had a number one hit with his song "Big John." Y...
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Funny story: Vince Young Ignores Naked Boobies, Pummels Bar Patron. Allegedly.

Vince Young Ignores Naked Boobies, Pummels Bar Patron. Allegedly.

Sticks and Stones Will Break my Bones, but Misdemeanor Assault Victims Will Sue Me. - Be true to your school! Former Texas Longhorn and current Tenessee Titans gunslinger Vince Young allegedly got P.O. 'ed at a Dallas titty bar when a fellow lap danc...
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Funny story: Germans Threaten to 'Slaughter Socceroos Until There are No More'

Germans Threaten to 'Slaughter Socceroos Until There are No More'

Those wacky Germans are up to shenanigans again - The Socceroos, Australia's gayly named soccer team, came up against the might of the German team in their opening match at the World Cup in South Africa, and the Germans absolutely slaughtered them.
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Funny story: Cats make women infertile

Cats make women infertile

The Paris Institute of Science and Baloney have completed a twenty-year study into women's fertility and concluded that cats make women infertile. "In our study," said Eyam Bonquers, lead biologist in the study, "we see a definite correlation betw...
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Funny story: Karmic payback as mighty Chevron war chest poised to swoop on BP fire sale

Karmic payback as mighty Chevron war chest poised to swoop on BP fire sale

San Ramon - (Crude Mess): Years of murky shenanigans by BP's disgraced perjuring former CEO Lord Browne look set to rebound on the London-based supermajor. Exquisitely choreographed acts of espionage, insider dealing, dirty tricks and outright chi...
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Funny story: Republicans Critical of All Public Appearances by Michelle Obama

Republicans Critical of All Public Appearances by Michelle Obama

Washington, DC - Republicans, and specifically, Republican candidate Carly Fiorina, are criticizing Michelle Obama for addressing troops at Camp Pendelton in California, saying it is just a publicity stunt to campaign on behalf of Senator Barbara Box...
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Funny story: Elf n' Safety Cite Manchester Bloke for Draping Neighborhood In Giant St. George Flag Killing at least 22 Travelers!

Elf n' Safety Cite Manchester Bloke for Draping Neighborhood In Giant St. George Flag Killing at least 22 Travelers!

A middle aged man dressed in rusty mail, a stained cod piece, carrying a broad sword and long bow, was detained after an inquiry into the cause of 22 mysterious deaths of travelers asphyxiated under a 5 acre St. George Cross the first day of the Wor...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah to replace Ledley King

Derek Acorah to replace Ledley King

With the injury news blow that Ledley King's groin strain will keep him out of action for three weeks, Fabio Capello has appealed to FIFA to bring in another defender. The international footballing body has sensationally agreed and Capello has put...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle too gross for Royal Ascot turnstiles

Susan Boyle too gross for Royal Ascot turnstiles

Ascot - (Big Ass Mess): Racing authorities have refused to fork out for winches and hydraulic cherrypicker equipment at the start of tomorrow's five day meeting. But without these or emergency mass-liposuction on her derriere there seems little ho...
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Funny story: South African Security Stewards Begin Riot Over Pay in Vuvuzelas

South African Security Stewards Begin Riot Over Pay in Vuvuzelas

Durban, South Africa - A small riot broke out shortly following the soccer match in Durban between Germany and Australia over what was eventually deemed a protest by Security Stewards over the pay they received for a long day of working the soccer ma...
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Funny story: Van der Sloot: I know where Amelia Earhart is Buried!

Van der Sloot: I know where Amelia Earhart is Buried!

Serial sociopath Joran van der Sloot, saying 'get me outta here, my hemorrhoids are killing me', told investigators he would lead them to the grave of US aviatrix Amelia Earhart missing since 1937 just prior to WW II. Law enforcement officials in...
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Funny story: Kobe on Paul Pierce: He's The Truth, Still

Kobe on Paul Pierce: He's The Truth, Still

"Paul Pierce is still the truth", says a deflated Kobe Bryant following a 92-86 Game 5 loss to arch-rival Celtics. Perhaps the US Government should send Pierce down to Peru to get the truth out of Joran van der Sloot concerning Natalie Hollaway.
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Funny story: BP Declares War on Mineral-Rich Afghanistan

BP Declares War on Mineral-Rich Afghanistan

Faced with a final Gulf Goo bill that could top $6 billion dollars, BP has declared war on Afghanistan. At a last-minute press conference held last night along the oil-soaked beaches of Barataria, BP CEO, Tony Haywood, announced that Afghanistan mus...
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Funny story: Noel Edmonds admits "I am a total prick."

Noel Edmonds admits "I am a total prick."

Serial murderer of daytime TV has finally admitted he is "a gold plated knob-end". "I've ruined so many lives on 'deal or no deal' that I've lost count. I've probably been to more funerals than Jeremy Kyle. I'm so ashamed of goading people into ma...
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Funny story: Michael Schumacher spent last 3 years working on dodgem rides

Michael Schumacher spent last 3 years working on dodgem rides

The 7 time world champ today faced up to the criticism of pundits following the Canadian GP. He admitting he's spent the last 3 years working with Carny's touring Germany to supervise the dodgem ride. Schumacher apparently spent some 6 hours a day...
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Funny story: New York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed

New York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed

A court case jury were today played the controversial tape of a conversation between a group of Nuns and a New York towing company. The case has been brought against NY Auto Removal by the Sisters of Unconditional Love alleging that their car was removed illegally. The Nuns claim that they left their Hyundai outside a bar on a quiet Eastchester side street for a few minutes, and when they c...
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Funny story: New World Cup Threat

New World Cup Threat

Football fans complaining in front of their TV sets about the loud, continuous buzzing noise* at World Cup matches should think again. Imagine what it is like if you are in the crowd! English football fan Jim Cameron (David's cousin twice removed)...
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Funny story: World Cup 2010 Latest: Australia Dreams In Tatters After Rolf Harris Declares Himself Unfit

World Cup 2010 Latest: Australia Dreams In Tatters After Rolf Harris Declares Himself Unfit

There was anguish in the Antipodes this morning (or last night if you were in Britain at that time) when the Australian World Cup team announced that its 'star larker', painter, musician, singer, composer and all-round entertainer, Rolf Harris, would...
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Funny story: South African FA admit to piping the sound in

South African FA admit to piping the sound in

The most talked about thing at this year's world cup is not the defence of Italy, the ruthlessness of the Germans, the cheating French or the over-hyped English. It's the horns. The constant mosquito like buzz that accompanies every match has draw...
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Funny story: Massive Space Turd Heads for Earth To Fulfill 2012 Prophecy

Massive Space Turd Heads for Earth To Fulfill 2012 Prophecy

It turns out that Nostradamus and the ancient Mayans had a lot more in common than previously known. Thanks to top notch anthropology graduate students from the University of Nevada, Reno, it has been revealed that the year 2012 will be the end of o...
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Funny story: Charitable Germany withdraw from the World Cup, they want to give the rest a chance!

Charitable Germany withdraw from the World Cup, they want to give the rest a chance!

In an unprecedented charitable gesture, the German National footy team have decided to withdraw form the World Cup and give the rest a chance. After thrashing "new world wannabees" Australia last night the Germans feeling very charitable have deci...
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Funny story: World Cup Theft - Bag Snatching And Cries Of "Fowl"

World Cup Theft - Bag Snatching And Cries Of "Fowl"

You thought it was just all about soccer, but the World Cup has brought with it new and not so exciting games. Firstly, the Brazilian supporter deported from South Africa for stealing several handbags, big time Red Card! Then the unsporting Uru...
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Funny story: David Gilmour Sacks Susan Boyle From Pink Floyd

David Gilmour Sacks Susan Boyle From Pink Floyd

As quick as it began, it's all over! - That was the message this lunchtime, as Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour sensationally sacked the former Britain's Got Talent loser Susan Boyle just days after the pair announced their extraordinary collaborat...
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Funny story: Brown startles Kirkcaldy visitors

Brown startles Kirkcaldy visitors

Visitors to the small Scottish town of Kirkcaldy are frequently startled by a shambling old man coming up to them and apologising. Local people have got used to the phenomenon as he has been their MP for many years. Ever since he learned to apolog...
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Funny story: John Mayer Defending Anita Baker's Horrendous Rendition of The National Anthem is Like Hirohito Defending Hitler's Nazism

John Mayer Defending Anita Baker's Horrendous Rendition of The National Anthem is Like Hirohito Defending Hitler's Nazism

POLOKWANE, South Africa - John Mayer flew to South Africa to watch the World Cup game between Algeria and Slovenia at Polokwane's Laughing Hyena Stadium. Mayer said that he has been a fan of the Algerian team for the past two years ever since he s...
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Funny story: George Bush Discovers Land of Narnia

George Bush Discovers Land of Narnia

George Bush today told reporters the extraordinary news that he has discovered the legendary land of Narnia in his bedroom wardrobe. The 63-year-old said, "I got up in the middle of the night, opened my wardrobe door and saw snow falling on this huge...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Plans Nuclear Attack Against England For BP Disaster

Barack Obama Plans Nuclear Attack Against England For BP Disaster

United States' high-muckety-muck, President Barack Obama, has delved into the Cold War strategy book to pull a play thought to be retired in 1945: He is threatening the launching of intercontinental nuclear missiles directly at the United Kingdom, i...
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Funny story: Spoof Owner Arrested For Taking Photographs Of Three Nuns Walking Down Street

Spoof Owner Arrested For Taking Photographs Of Three Nuns Walking Down Street

There was drama in the north west English town of Lancaster last week, when a man was cautioned by police after he was spotted taking photographs of three nuns as they walked down a suburban street. The three sisters were out taking an afternoon s...
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Funny story: David Cameron Invites Charles Bronson To Join Coalition

David Cameron Invites Charles Bronson To Join Coalition

In what's probably the most surprising move so far in David Cameron's fledgling coalition government, the Conservative leader has extended an invitation to renowned criminal and long-term inmate at Her Majesty's Pleasure, Charles Bronson, to become a...
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Funny story: USA-England Football Match One to One Tie Reported

USA-England Football Match One to One Tie Reported

Johannesburg SA: Mr. Equine Butt of Chicago IL took his family to see the World Cup football matches. The football matchup between the USA and England being a once in a lifetime event, not occurring since the War of 1812. Mr. Butt came with his...
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