Funny story: Isle of Wight News - IOW Football League In Crisis

Isle of Wight News - IOW Football League In Crisis

The Isle of Wight Football League are to hold a crisis meeting next week to discuss the future league structure, writes Allan Snagg, Sports Reporter. The meeting - in the Three Archbishops pub in Brighstone - will address major concerns raised by Island clubs about the recent decision by the IOW Tuesday Afternoon League to increase the number of divisions from 12 to 2 and allow games to be play...
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Funny story: Feet are now being studied by scientists around the world

Feet are now being studied by scientists around the world

Yes, it is true, feet are being studied by scientists, sociologists, and profilers world-wide. This new study has been instigated as a direct result of the amazing high number of views on one of The Spoof Writers' articles last month. Lady God...
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Funny story: "I hate Jail" says Lindsay Lohan

"I hate Jail" says Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan reported to jail today, she was placed in a cell with 2 bunks, a concrete floor and a steel potty to crap in. She is not very happy about it at all and who can blame her, who wants to share a cell with 3 other people who are not as r...
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Funny story: Ode to the Vuvuzela

Ode to the Vuvuzela

O WILD WIND, thou breath of Vuvuzelas' being, Thou in whose presence the players Are driven, like sailors to a siren's call, Their flags with stripes and fields of green and white, Black and blue, bloody and hectic red, and tarnished yellow, And insignia of pestilence-stricken multitudes! Oh, thou Who chariotest to their fruitful harvest The teams that laid low throu...
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Funny story: Coalition close to collapse

Coalition close to collapse

Harriet Harman, the sort of leader of the Layabout Party has announced that a thousand people a day are joining the Party, many of them former Lib Dem supporters. 'With one big push' she told our political correspondent 'we will shove this sham of...
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Funny story: All Hell's Gonna Break Loose on July 11 According to Astrologers and Doomsayers

All Hell's Gonna Break Loose on July 11 According to Astrologers and Doomsayers

Doomsayers the world over will be looking to the heavens on July 11 as one of the first seriously meaningful harbingers of the really, really, really awful things to come within the next two years leading up to the Apocalypse. The event is a tota...
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Funny story: Paul, the psychic octopus, does it again but this could lead to his demise

Paul, the psychic octopus, does it again but this could lead to his demise

There seems to be no end to Paul, the psychic octopus's talent. He correctly picked Spain to win the Semi-final of FIFA's World Cup against Germany - and he was spot on. Paul is now, still in hiding as he does believe his life is in danger. His...
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Funny story: How England Won the World Cup

How England Won the World Cup

We can now forget the Spanish Armada. Our friends in Spain have avenged the English lads by beating our old enemy Germany. 'Viva Espana!' rings across the country and relief that maybe in the next World Cup the sound of the guitar will replace the...
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Funny story: The Vampire Diaries To Use Stage Shocks

The Vampire Diaries To Use Stage Shocks

"Stage shocks", used so successfully in the Twilight movies before being outlawed, have now been re-approved by a Los Angeles judge. Judge Stanley Milhaus III has ruled that "as long as the so-called 'stage shock' does in no way harm anyone involv...
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Funny story: Spunky Seaman Survives 40 Days on Spunk, Semen

Spunky Seaman Survives 40 Days on Spunk, Semen

PAPUA, New Guinea -- A totally spent man who survived a 40-day ordeal arrived safely in Honiara yesterday, said authorities. Peter Chisolm, a retired naval officer from East New Britain, was lost for nearly six weeks before being found by villager...
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Funny story: Marvel Comics Superheroes Must Submit To Disney Domination

Marvel Comics Superheroes Must Submit To Disney Domination

Since it bought out the new, hot running Marvel Comic Movie Studio that is responsible for such hits as Spiderman, Iron Man and the X Men series, Disney Corporation has begun to institute major changes into the Marvel superheroes to bring them into t...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Has More Than Malaria

Cheryl Cole Has More Than Malaria

After a press release that Cheryl Cole's recent collapse was from a case of Malaria, no one is saying much. In fact, the latest report is that it is THOUGHT to be Malaria! The 27-year-old X Factor judge and Girls Aloud star was admitted to hospita...
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Funny story: Flat broke Barcelona beg Man Utd to buy Messi!

Flat broke Barcelona beg Man Utd to buy Messi!

FC Barcelona have revealed their desperate financial situation and could not pay the players salaries in June. They have begged Man Utd to buy their superstar, Lionel Messi. Sir Alex considered the option but snuffed Barcelona by quoting "Messi...
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Funny story: Largest Tiger Prawn in the World, Brisbane, Australia

Largest Tiger Prawn in the World, Brisbane, Australia

After 10 years of careful breeding and research, Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) scientists have created a larger tiger prawn which will reduce the need to import the popular seafood platter and barbecue food.
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Funny story: North America: What's A Raoul Moat?

North America: What's A Raoul Moat?

North Americans who log onto European websites are amazed at the coverage given to a "Raoul Moat", who apparently broken the Cardinal Rule in Europe by actually touching a firearm. Police say Raoul Moat, a water-filled fortification usually surrou...
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Funny story: Twilight stars beware! Gypsy asteroid Roma to eclipse snake-in-the-grass constellation's Hand of the Snake Charmer

Twilight stars beware! Gypsy asteroid Roma to eclipse snake-in-the-grass constellation's Hand of the Snake Charmer

Space - (Rattlesnake News): Terrible karmic portents for Twilight/Eclipse stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! A rare occultation by the asteroid Roma on the night of 8th July will completely obliterate sight of Del­ta Ophi­uchi, fourth-br...
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Funny story: Car Keys in a Bowl? Yes, it's time for American - Russian Spy swapping party

Car Keys in a Bowl? Yes, it's time for American - Russian Spy swapping party

A prisoner swap is being planned to bring 10 suspected Russian spies back from the US, according to reports from Russia. America will be bringing along some spies and hor devours. The Russians offered to bring sushi but President Obama said "just...
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Funny story: Fashion House Launches Malaria-Inspired Autumn Collection

Fashion House Launches Malaria-Inspired Autumn Collection

LEGENDARY French fashion house Eaves San Loren has launched its new Autumn collection inspired by Geordie dancer Cheryl Cole's brush with deadly Malaria. Cole, twenty-something, collapsed in a TV studio yesterday following a trip to somewhere dodg...
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Funny story: Dannii Minogue Gives Birth To Baby Jackal

Dannii Minogue Gives Birth To Baby Jackal

Doctors in Australia were showing concern tonight, as they gathered around the bedside of the X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue after she had earlier given birth - to a jackal! Minogue, 38, the singer, actress, model and TV personality who has never h...
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Funny story: Orwell's Crystal Ball

Orwell's Crystal Ball

Back in the sticks, we kids all had heroes. Mean Joe Greene turned us on to Coke, f'rinstance. Bruce Jenner had us heaving birch-branch javelins until we realized that Wheaties kinda sucked. Little Davey up the block had it bad for Hondo, the leader-guy on S.W.A.T. And in my tree-fort, God's name (and the password) was Robert Craig Knievel. (Hey, c'mon. This was before I found out about...
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Funny story: Police Chase Moat & Chandon

Police Chase Moat & Chandon

Police have warned the public, that Moat has teamed up with Chandon and continues to be a threat to the Cider growers of Somerset. Moat sent a chilling letter to Bobbins Cider declaring war on their factory and its orchards. Moat is a very serious...
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Funny story: Raoul Moat Not In Breach Of Geneva Convention

Raoul Moat Not In Breach Of Geneva Convention

Raoul Moat, the man at the centre of a massive search in Northumbria after declaring war on the police, is not in breach of the Geneva Convention, say experts. Moat, 37, broke off all diplomatic relations with the police on Monday, and shot one of...
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Funny story: Rolling Stone Bill Wyman admits: I lied in my book about my sex life

Rolling Stone Bill Wyman admits: I lied in my book about my sex life

The Rolling Stones have been the 'world's greatest rock'n'roll band' for decades. Now two of the original members, Charlie Watts and Bill Wyman, revealed sensational new facts about the band's history in interviews. When former Rolling Stones ba...
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Funny story: Rolling Stone Charlie Watts says: 'While the others (except Bill) had passionate sex I wrote all the Stones songs'

Rolling Stone Charlie Watts says: 'While the others (except Bill) had passionate sex I wrote all the Stones songs'

The Rolling Stones have been the 'world's greatest rock'n'roll band' for decades. Now two of the original members, Charlie Watts and Bill Wyman, revealed sensational new facts about the band's history in interviews. Charlie Watts is always regar...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - tourists flocking to the Isle as a result of The Spoof

Isle of Wight News - tourists flocking to the Isle as a result of The Spoof

Tourists are indeed flocking to the Isle of Wight as a result of reading recent articles in the Spoof. Indeed, hotels are quickly building on additional rooms to keep up with the demand. Some are pitching posh tents on their beautifully manicured lawns to take the 'overflow' of tourists. Ryde Castle has rooms for as little as $133 per night (I'm not sure whether this is America dollars, Cana...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck Vows He Will Capture England's Crazed Criminal Raoul Moat

Glenn Beck Vows He Will Capture England's Crazed Criminal Raoul Moat

MANHATTAN - Speaking from his office high atop The David Letterman-Jay Leno Building in downtown Manhattan, Fox political commentator and Nazi stalker Glenn Beck has vowed that he will find the crazed criminal Raoul Moat and bring the English heathen...
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Funny story: Pt #2: Bob Dylan Tells A Story

Pt #2: Bob Dylan Tells A Story

"What about the Dave Van Ronk thing we heard about years ago, Bob?" The four were sitting around a table at 3:30 AM at a closed Cafe Wha? in New York City, exchanging still more stories and memories of the early 1960's in The Village. "Oh, 'the House of the Rising Sun' thing? OK, but first I got one about a blues guitarist named Lightning John that Ronnie Hawkins told me. Ronnie had the Band...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck

Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck

ANAHEIM, California - Queen Elizabeth, 84, but who really doesn't look a day over 82, visited the world famous Disneyland Amusement Park with her English Royal Entourage of 129 people. Earlier in the day her Majesty had addressed the United Nation...
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Funny story: Was serial killer Peter Tobin hiding in Buckingham Palace kitchens during gap year?

Was serial killer Peter Tobin hiding in Buckingham Palace kitchens during gap year?

London - (Bible John News): Did serial killer Peter Tobin spend his 1978 sabbatical working in Buckingham Palace? A Crimebotch TV appeal has resulted in hundreds of calls to police. Many claim Tobin's unexplained absence from regular slaughter...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Wild Boar loose in Newby High Street

Isle of Wight News - Wild Boar loose in Newby High Street

Excitement ran amock in Newby High Street, this afternoon, as did a wild boar which had caused the excitement. The boar was first sighted entering the back garden of Mrs. Millicent Molly Mayhew (65), who is looking ofter Paul, the psychic octopus until the World Cup is over (see related story). Millicent believes the boar must have got a whiff of Paul or the cod she is feeding him every 4 ho...
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Funny story: Raoul Moat Is Misunderstood

Raoul Moat Is Misunderstood

Friends close to Rothbury fugitive claim he has been misunderstood. Dan 'Horse Apple' Wilson, who wishes to remain anonymous, told reporters that Raoul had "always had a burning hatred of the Police... ever since their number one 1974 hit Message...
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Funny story: Utilities Company Remains United Despite Delay On Hosepipe Ban

Utilities Company Remains United Despite Delay On Hosepipe Ban

A company which supplies water to many homes in the Northwest of England were set to announce a hosepipe ban for the Northwest this morning. However, the announcement has been delayed as it was raining. "We thought that it might make us look a lit...
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Funny story: Elderly people tracking down drug dealers with high tech equipment

Elderly people tracking down drug dealers with high tech equipment

"A group of elderly people who are frustrated by the police's inability to tackle local drug dealers have equipped themselves with high-tech gadgets and begun a surveillance operation to stop them." So reads a headline in an onsite newspaper toda...
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Funny story: Forget Montezuma's Revenge, Experts Say Leftover Chinese Food Causes The Most Diarrhea

Forget Montezuma's Revenge, Experts Say Leftover Chinese Food Causes The Most Diarrhea

Health experts have determined that Mexican food and "the water" (don't drink it) are not the leading causes of diarrhea among adults. The main reason for Montezuma's Revenge (a.k.a. the Hershey squirts, runny rear, etc.) is actually leftover Ch...
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Funny story: New iPhone App for Christians

New iPhone App for Christians

A new iPhone App is to be offered starting this Sunday. For a mere $2,000 per month, worshippers of God can get a direct line to Him. One Christian, Irma B. Leaver, was interviewed regarding this new App. and if she would purchase it said, "Thi...
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Funny story: Who but cyclists would race over cobbles?

Who but cyclists would race over cobbles?

The Tour de France is a very strange bike race. First off, it usually doesn't begin in France anymore. It's started in London, Rotterdam, Switzerland and Belgium in the recent past. Each year it usually goes into Spain and leaves Spain, into Italy...
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Funny story: Two South African Lesbians Granted Asylum In England But They Must Leave Their Vuvuzelas In South Africa

Two South African Lesbians Granted Asylum In England But They Must Leave Their Vuvuzelas In South Africa

LONDON - Jontussa Buffatunga and Malikeesha Quancha, two lifelong residents of Cape Town, South Africa have applied for and been granted asylum by the English government. Buffatunga said that the couple had applied and been turned down by 17 count...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Girlfriend To Have Conjugal Visits

Lindsay Lohan's New Girlfriend To Have Conjugal Visits

Eilat Anchel, Lindsay Lohan's new playmate, has been given permission to have conjugal visits with Lohan once she begins to serve her ninety days in the slammer. "I hope Eilet gets to come every day", Lohan reportedly told the judge, but she got n...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Paul the psychic octopus goes into hiding until after World Cup

Isle of Wight News - Paul the psychic octopus goes into hiding until after World Cup

Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, have been sworn to secrecy about the whereabouts of Paul the psychic octopus. Paul, today (or was it yesterday) predicted that Germany would lose in the Semi final against Spain. Paul has predicted the outcomes of all Germany's games so far (wins of course). Newby resident, Millicent Molly Mayhew (65) is quoted to have said, "Well, yes, we've been sworn...
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Funny story: Fire - the cure for all ills?

Fire - the cure for all ills?

Controversial new research from the Further Institute of Russian Engineering has suggested that a universal cure for all of humanity's ills is possible; but it's not a drug- it's fire. "Fire cures all!" says Dr Ignitus, the world's first pyropath,...
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Funny story: Sales of "Anatomically Correct" Lap Dance Barbedie Soar

Sales of "Anatomically Correct" Lap Dance Barbedie Soar

Toy manufacturer, M-Bates, have filled the void left by their contentious recall of the previously popular Battered Barbedie dolls by releasing the Anatomically Correct Lap Dance Barbedie. The Battered Barbedie play set included repositionable br...
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Funny story: Elin Woods To Auction Off 25 Tiger Woods Sperm Samples!

Elin Woods To Auction Off 25 Tiger Woods Sperm Samples!

Elin Woods, foreseeing a long drawn out court case and who is now going to college to finish her psychology major, is auctioning off 25 samples of Tiger Woods' sperm. "He wasn't particular about it before, with all the women, so I decided that af...
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Funny story: Paul, the psychic octopus, picks winner of 2nd semi-final in World Cup

Paul, the psychic octopus, picks winner of 2nd semi-final in World Cup

"A 'psychic' octopus named Paul has picked Spain will win against Germany in their World Cup semi-final clash." This is one of the headlines on an online newspaper. Some German supporters believe in this octopus so deeply, as Paul predicted al...
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Funny story: Pamplona, San Fermin, first running of the bulls is over

Pamplona, San Fermin, first running of the bulls is over

Well, the first 'run' of the bulls in San Fermin, Pamplona went well. The online newspaper caption below a photograph of the running bulls, bodies strewn around the floor, and people looking 'rather scared' says: "Thousands of daredevils dashed th...
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Funny story: Top London Hospital Used As Porn Film Set

Top London Hospital Used As Porn Film Set

Health chiefs were left red faced today after it emerged that an undisclosed London Hospital was turned into a film set for a porn movie. Medical staff and patients alike were outraged to learn that Ward G3 was hired out to shoot sleazy porn flick...
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Funny story: Nigerian E-Mail Fraud Money to Bankroll World-Class Soccer Team

Nigerian E-Mail Fraud Money to Bankroll World-Class Soccer Team

Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan has given the Nigerian National Soccer team, the Super Eagles, a reprieve and is allowing them to continue playing the sport as long as some serious changes are made to the entire team structure. Many say that ong...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gives Lindsay Lohan Tips on Being a Jail Bitch

Paris Hilton Gives Lindsay Lohan Tips on Being a Jail Bitch

It seems like only yesterday, another Hollywood bad girl celebrity was being hauled off to jail after stringing the Los Angeles judicial system along for what seemed an eternity. A little over three years ago, in May, 2007, Paris Hilton was on her way to jail with jokes about pink jumpsuits and private cells with hot tubs following right behind. Now it's Lindsay Lohan's turn and Paris, having l...
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Funny story: Pregnant Alicia Keys Falls Onstage. "I didn't think a girl could get me pregnant, allegedly."

Pregnant Alicia Keys Falls Onstage. "I didn't think a girl could get me pregnant, allegedly."

A very pregnant Alicia Keys, who continues to tour even though she looks like Rush Limbaugh with a hair weave, fell on her fat ass while performing at the I Had A Hit Once Music Festival on Saturday night. Keys was in the middle of 'Love Is Blind...
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Funny story: Holland is Germany Shock

Holland is Germany Shock

Holland's footballing squad, so successful in the World Cup, unlike the Brave Brits, are in fact not from Holland at all, but Germany! What is more the German squad is not from Germany but from Holland. 'It follows from this' declared war histo...
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Funny story: Panda Charged With Child Neglect

Panda Charged With Child Neglect

After giving birth to twins, a panda named Boing-Boing was arrested and charged with neglect after she accidentally crushed one of them to death, zoo officials confirmed today. (In light of the fact that Boing-Boing has threatened legal action, we...
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Funny story: Doctor confirms 'Wayne Rooney is Shrinking!'

Doctor confirms 'Wayne Rooney is Shrinking!'

Alex Ferguson added his voice today, to the many theories being suggested to explain the under-performance of 'star' forward, Wayne Rooney, during the current World Cup. Ferguson believes that 24 year old Rooney played so badly, due to the pressu...
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Funny story: Wolverhampton County Council adopts Sharia Law

Wolverhampton County Council adopts Sharia Law

In a shock statement today, Wolverhampton County Council have announced that they are to adopt Sharia Law principles in their day to day administration of council business. The Council statement, presented today by local Muslim councillor, Ahmed...
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Funny story: 'Ashley Cole gave me 'Crabs' ' claims Sarah Purnell

'Ashley Cole gave me 'Crabs' ' claims Sarah Purnell

The jilted ex-girlfriend of foot-baller Ashley Cole, who was unceremoniously dumped earlier this week (see Ashley Cole dumps Sarah Purnell.....by text), has sensationally claimed that Ashley Cole left her....with 'crabs'. The 23 year-old lap dance...
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Funny story: Killer loose in Westminster

Killer loose in Westminster

Raoul Aking, former MP and ex-prisoner, who knows the corridors of Westminster like the back of his head, is being sought by the Police after he killed his mistress's new partner. She was also badly injured in the gunfight. Aking has now threatene...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina, Incarcerated. Many Concerned World Will End

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina, Incarcerated. Many Concerned World Will End

Dateline, Beverly Hills Court, California - Lindsay Lohan's vagina, (the worlds only known talking vagina) was sentenced to 90 days incarceration at a Beverly Hill Courtroom by Judge Marsha Revel. Revel gave Lindsay and her talking vagina duel senten...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Out With Ma And Sister Laria

Cheryl Cole Out With Ma And Sister Laria

Cheryl thingy, went out today with her Ma and Sister Laria. How exciting is that?! There's all sorts going on in the world, and this twit has front page news cos she goes shopping with her mum and sister! Whats the world coming to? When a minor celebrity stick insect is more important than the fukin lunatic thats on the loose threatening to kill every copper in the country! It's not as if sh...
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Funny story: Raoul Moat And Police In 'Peace Talks'

Raoul Moat And Police In 'Peace Talks'

There was a new development in the exciting Raoul Moat/Police war this morning when the man leading the hunt for the alleged killer announced that the two sides had decided to call a halt to all hostilities, and had agreed to peace talks. Former b...
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Funny story: "Real Housewives" Star's Children Realize What Mommy Does For A Living, Attempt Suicide.

"Real Housewives" Star's Children Realize What Mommy Does For A Living, Attempt Suicide.

"The Real Housewives of Orange County" star Alexis Bellino nearly lost two children on July 4th when she left her stroller unattended ... and it rolled into a pool, according to security at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA. The pool, nickn...
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Funny story: Off Yer Bike! - Tour De France Latest

Off Yer Bike! - Tour De France Latest

By way of a change from football, Skoob Sports News despatched our man to Belgium to cover the Tour De France bike race, despite the fact that he knows absolutely nothing about bike racing. It proved to be a very confusing experience for Skoob Spo...
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Funny story: Caster Semenya: "That's a Gold Medal In My Pants, Not My Gigantic, Elephantine..."

Caster Semenya: "That's a Gold Medal In My Pants, Not My Gigantic, Elephantine..."

August's Gentlemen's Quarterly coverguy and Women's 800 Meter record-holder Caster Semenya is so happy to be cleared to compete in Women's middle-distance, his pants are bulging. Caster Semenya (South African for "Crotch-lumber"), the middle-dist...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: "But I Was in Compliant (sic) With My Um Program.

Lindsay Lohan: "But I Was in Compliant (sic) With My Um Program.

Was your brain wrinkled by Lindsay Lohan's rambling, incoherent speech before the Judge who sentenced her misdemeanant butt to 90 days in jail? You're not alone. Dr. Fartin Sniffit, of the George W. Bush Center for Retarted Speech, has reviewed...
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Funny story: Lohan: "Me, Jail? But Jail Is For Poor People Who Do Coke And Drive Drunk!"

Lohan: "Me, Jail? But Jail Is For Poor People Who Do Coke And Drive Drunk!"

Lindsay Lohan will need to take the next 6 or so months off, because she will be a guest of the State of California. Lindsay Lohan will be serving jail sentences as follows: Linsdsay will be sh-tting into a stanless steel commode during her fir...
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Funny story: Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan Headin' To The Pokey For 90 Days

Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan Headin' To The Pokey For 90 Days

WEST HOLLYWOOD - A California judge has sentenced one of the Left Coast's biggest brats to serve jail time for violating the conditions of her parole. Lindsay Dee Lohan, aka LiLo was sentenced to serve 90 days incarcerated at The Zsa Zsa Gabor St...
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Funny story: Muttiah Muralitharan To Retire From Test Cricket Because Nobody Can Pronounce His Name Correctly

Muttiah Muralitharan To Retire From Test Cricket Because Nobody Can Pronounce His Name Correctly

Sri Lanka's Muttiah Muralitheran has announced today that he will retire early from international Test cricket after the first match of the current home series against India, primarily because nobody can pronounce his name correctly. Muralathoron,...
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Funny story: Raoul Moat Manhunt - Sky News Graphologist Ridiculed

Raoul Moat Manhunt - Sky News Graphologist Ridiculed

A graphologist - or handwriting 'expert' - drafted in by Sky News to fill up some airtime by 'analysing' a letter sent to the Northumberland police by wanted fugitive Raoul Moat, was held up to absolute and utter ridicule this morning by a Skoob News...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Nominated For First Court Appearance Oscar

Lindsay Lohan Nominated For First Court Appearance Oscar

Dateline, Beverly Hills Court - Lindsay Lohan, loved, sweetheart, child actor and controversial personality. Led the gallery, and court personnel, of a Beverly Hills Municipal Court through the entire gambit of her acting arsenal. She showed look...
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Funny story: Media Praying For A Gruesome End To Raoul Moat Manhunt

Media Praying For A Gruesome End To Raoul Moat Manhunt

Rothbury, Northumberland, UK - Rumours are surfacing that the news media are hoping for a Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid style shoot out to conclude the Raoul Moat manhunt. Sources apparently overheard several conversations between pressmen an...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Love Interest Is A Stunning Gal Named Eilat Anschel

Lindsay Lohan's New Love Interest Is A Stunning Gal Named Eilat Anschel

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The little lost and found, lost and found girl, Lindsay Lohan may just have finally found what she has been looking for, for so many years. After going through a turbulent up and down relationship with DJ Samantha "Bow-Wow" Ronso...
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Funny story: Raoul Moat Manhunt - Alan Shearer And Peter Beardsley To Be Drafted In?

Raoul Moat Manhunt - Alan Shearer And Peter Beardsley To Be Drafted In?

With no immediate solution to hand as the manhunt for gunman and suspected killer Raoul Moat continues in the Rothbury area of Northumberland, Skoob News decided to go to the heart of the matter and ask people in Newcastle what they think should be d...
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Funny story: Tearful Lindsay Lohan Gets 90 Days In Jail

Tearful Lindsay Lohan Gets 90 Days In Jail

Mean Girls and all round naughty girl star Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail yesterday by a Beverly Hills court on a charge of breaching bail conditions. Lohan had apparently failed to attend the required number of alcohol dependency...
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Funny story: Disappearing ee Theories

Disappearing ee Theories

Why are the ees disappearing? Noody seems to know. Here are some of the theories eing deated aout the reason for disappearing ees. It was earlier this year, during spring that news agencies first egan reporting aout a worrisome phenomenon about ee...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Garlic Festival to include Marathon

Isle of Wight News - Garlic Festival to include Marathon

Whippinham Mayor Tom Shovel has announced that this year the Isle of Wight Marathon will be combined with the Isle of Wight Garlic Festival providing added excitement, "The marathon has grown like a clove of garlic with twice as many runners in it last year as there were a decade ago." "We attribute the rise in popularity of the marathon with expanding the event to take place over a two week pe...
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Funny story: New Sex Related Malady Reported in San Francisco

New Sex Related Malady Reported in San Francisco

Oakland CA: The West Oakland Gynecological Clinic is reporting that a large number of Gay men are secretly coming to the clinic from San Francisco to complain about strange, but not life threatening, conditions. The patients initially presented...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Upset To Learn "there's not even a cash bar" In Jail

Lindsay Lohan Upset To Learn "there's not even a cash bar" In Jail

Lindsay Lohan, the famous child star actress who has become an out of control adult, was sentenced to 90 days in jail, to be followed by 90 days in a residential substance abuse program. She screamed loudly in the courtroom upon learning that both f...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Quality Of Life In Decline

Isle Of Wight News - Quality Of Life In Decline

Ryde - IOW News - A report just in from the Department Of Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics confirms that the quality of life in the Ryde metropolitan area is declining steadily. Critics say that the pace of life in Ryde has simply become too hectic, with Ryde - once a slow paced town - becoming equally as hectic as places on the mainland like Fareham, Titchfield or Portchester on market day.
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