Funny story: Pigeon SWAT Teams Target High-Profile Personalities

Pigeon SWAT Teams Target High-Profile Personalities

In a scene reminiscent of Hitchcock's The Birds, a flock of pigeons swooped over the Capitol steps and crapped all over Rep. Charley Rangel (D) of New York. Reports are coming in from multiple locations across the country where similar attacks have...
View 'Pigeon SWAT Teams Target High-Profile Personalities'
Funny story: Chelseas' Wedding reception interrupted

Chelseas' Wedding reception interrupted

Ex President Clinton was all smiles at Chelsea's wedding reception this afternoon. That was until one of the Bridesmaids was discovered under his table. The Bridesmaid was discovered after she inadvertently tripped a waiter when she stretched her cra...
View 'Chelseas' Wedding reception interrupted'
Funny story: San Antonio Opens Up The First U.S. Sperm Bank With A Drive Thru Window

San Antonio Opens Up The First U.S. Sperm Bank With A Drive Thru Window

SAN ANTONIO - In the who said there is nothing new under the sun category. A branch of The San Antonio Second National Sperm Bank has just opened up the nation's very first Sperm Bank with a drive thru window. Traci Ann Quickowitz, president in ch...
View 'San Antonio Opens Up The First U.S. Sperm Bank With A Drive Thru Window'
Funny story: Swedish Doctors Approve 300 Pound Weight Loss Diet

Swedish Doctors Approve 300 Pound Weight Loss Diet

Doctors in Sweden have certified for general medical use a Proporol-based diet program that guarantees humongous weight losses. The only catches are: You have to like ice cream and red velvet cake with thick marshmallow frosting; and you must be...
View 'Swedish Doctors Approve 300 Pound Weight Loss Diet'
Funny story: Hell Getting Cooler

Hell Getting Cooler

Clerics from around the globe met in Cyprus last week to discuss increasing evidence of global warming and its' impact to religious teachings of all denominations. With global warming now proven by compelling scientific evidence religious leaders are...
View 'Hell Getting Cooler'
Funny story: X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is

X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is

LONDON - The winner of this past season's X-Factor, Joe McElderry of South Shields, Tyneside, was sitting in Little Limey O'Shea's Pub when he was asked if the rumors of him being gay are in fact true. McElderry, put down his Shirley Temple drink,...
View 'X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is'
Funny story: Miley Cyrus Has Been Asked To Join The TV Show The Jersey Shore

Miley Cyrus Has Been Asked To Join The TV Show The Jersey Shore

BROOKLYN - Miley Cyrus was in Brooklyn shopping for a special brand of knee high boots sold only at Brooklyn's Dees Boots Is Made Fa Walkin' Boot Shop. She was asked if the rumors about her being asked to join The Jersey Shore were true. Miley...
View 'Miley Cyrus Has Been Asked To Join The TV Show The Jersey Shore'
Funny story: Butch Patrick, aka Eddie Munster of "The Munsters" To Marry His #1 Fan Which He Met At A Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra Convention

Butch Patrick, aka Eddie Munster of "The Munsters" To Marry His #1 Fan Which He Met At A Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra Convention

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Butch Patrick, who starred as little Eddie Munster in the 60s sit-com, The Munsters is walking on cloud 9. The little fella, who is now 57, met his future wife at a Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra convention held in Interco...
View 'Butch Patrick, aka Eddie Munster of "The Munsters" To Marry His #1 Fan Which He Met At A Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra Convention'
Funny story: Sarah Palin Attempts to Crash Clinton Wedding

Sarah Palin Attempts to Crash Clinton Wedding

In a scene right out of The Real Housewives of New York, Sarah Palin had her bus driver drive her and Todd all the way across country and into the tiny town of Rhinebeck, NY to find out why they weren't on the guest list of the biggest American weddi...
View 'Sarah Palin Attempts to Crash Clinton Wedding'
Funny story: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Divorce on Grounds of Irreconcilable Plastic

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Divorce on Grounds of Irreconcilable Plastic

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The divorce that many had been expecting has arrived. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who starred in the hit series The Hills, have decided to part ways. Montag will journey into the world of plastic and Pratt will most likely wa...
View 'Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Divorce on Grounds of Irreconcilable Plastic'
Funny story: Chelsea Clinton wedding. Obama "out", Indian hotelier who pioneered famous weight-loss regime "in"

Chelsea Clinton wedding. Obama "out", Indian hotelier who pioneered famous weight-loss regime "in"

RHINEBECK - NEW YORK HUDSON VALLEY: In what is being called "the wedding of the century", Chelsea Clinton will marry long-time BF Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea - a Methodist and Marc - a conservative Jew will be married in 2 separate ceremonies reflec...
View 'Chelsea Clinton wedding. Obama "out", Indian hotelier who pioneered famous weight-loss regime "in"'
Funny story: Paul Boil: Competitive Eater R.I.P

Paul Boil: Competitive Eater R.I.P

In the world of competitive eating, only one name stands above all others, Paul Boil. The 29 year old bricklayer from Stafford has won more competitions in his five year career than any other eater competitor on the scene. Crowned a heady four...
View 'Paul Boil: Competitive Eater R.I.P'
Funny story: Team Divide Causes Tension At Ferrari

Team Divide Causes Tension At Ferrari

Formula 1 has taken another knock in popularity today after a new scandal has emerged between the two Ferrari drivers, Spain's Fernando Alonso and the Brazilian Felipe Massa. The team were already being investigated for claims of 'race fixing', be...
View 'Team Divide Causes Tension At Ferrari'
Funny story: Angel Tells All About God & Heaven in New Book

Angel Tells All About God & Heaven in New Book

Start paying attention to the Ten Commandments! This is the advice from a rogue angel that descended from heaven in late winter of this year. Sitting in a white gown and emitting a heavenly aura, the angel, who does not have a name, gave us a bri...
View 'Angel Tells All About God & Heaven in New Book'
Funny story: Snooki Arrested In New Jersey!

Snooki Arrested In New Jersey!

Jersey Shore cast member Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has been arrested in the New Jersey beach town, Seaside Heights, where the MTV show is based. Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Byrd says Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was arrested at around 3:30 p.m.
View 'Snooki Arrested In New Jersey!'
Funny story: The God Particle And Hillary's Wedding Outfit

The God Particle And Hillary's Wedding Outfit

Over a thousand physicists reported in Paris that they haven't found the God particle, but they know where it isn't. Where it isn't? Sounds like the British Petroleum team. The God particle is the boom that caused the big bang. How is the boom tha...
View 'The God Particle And Hillary's Wedding Outfit'
Funny story: Ice-Age skull discovered on Isle of Wight

Ice-Age skull discovered on Isle of Wight

Amateur fossil hunter, Norman Soffett from Southampton, has reportedly discovered a skull dating back almost 2 million years, pre-dating the most recent ice-age. If, as believed, the skull belongs to the Pliocene epoch of the Tertiary period, then...
View 'Ice-Age skull discovered on Isle of Wight'
Funny story: Liam Gallagher Dismisses Oasis Reunion Rumours

Liam Gallagher Dismisses Oasis Reunion Rumours

Ex Oasis frontman, Liam Gallagher, has laughed off rumours that the band are set to reunite, in a move that is sure to cause a huge sigh of relief to music fans everywhere. Dick The Mancunian Gobshite told NME reporter Alan Wilder "These fu*kin...
View 'Liam Gallagher Dismisses Oasis Reunion Rumours'
Funny story: Heida Montag Divorcing Spencer Pratt

Heida Montag Divorcing Spencer Pratt

The reality couple from "The Hill" apparently have eyes for a divorce as 23-year-old Heidi Montag is leaving Spencer Pratt, she reportedly told friends this morning. "She said that it wasn't working", stated an inside source. "I told her that i...
View 'Heida Montag Divorcing Spencer Pratt'
Funny story: The Waiting is Over: Now the Work Begins

The Waiting is Over: Now the Work Begins

The waiting is finally over for local man Seaton Carew. The man, who had been waiting for four months to have his fate decided for him, was finally given that fate at approximately half past eleven on Friday 30th July when the three sitting magistrates found him guilty and passed sentence. The guilty verdict came as no surprise to the patient local man, as this was his plea, however the sent...
View 'The Waiting is Over: Now the Work Begins'
Funny story: Argentina goes 'gay' and Maradona hopes to tie the knot with Messi & Co!

Argentina goes 'gay' and Maradona hopes to tie the knot with Messi & Co!

Despite many protests from the Argentinian Catholic Church (they demanded exclusive rights for being the only 'gays' in Argentina) the government have decided to legalise 'gay' weddings. As soon as the law was passed a very surprising candidate f...
View 'Argentina goes 'gay' and Maradona hopes to tie the knot with Messi & Co!'
Funny story: The H Team

The H Team

In 1972, an arse crack commando unit was sent to prison by a medical court for a haemorrhoid cream they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underpants. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as Soldiers of fart tunes. If you have a piles problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire.... the prep...
View 'The H Team'
Funny story: Hillary Gives Chelsea Advice About Wedding Night

Hillary Gives Chelsea Advice About Wedding Night

What does a young lady need to hear before her wedding night? According to a Source (Worker for the caterers), who overheard the two talking in a low voice while the Source was inside the catering truck, there is quite a bit. "Remember, Chelsea, d...
View 'Hillary Gives Chelsea Advice About Wedding Night'
Funny story: Trampoline Party

Trampoline Party

Penny celebrated her 12th birthday with a Trampoline Party. The days of Macdonalds parties were over, this was something really different. The best thing for Penny is that she was better at trampolining than everyone else. Could be this had something to do with choosing this particular venue. Even Terry was bested so Penny decided she had to fall off the trampoline before he got too upset.
View 'Trampoline Party'
Funny story: Dog Looks Over Gate

Dog Looks Over Gate

There was uproar in the village this morning when the news got out that a dog was seen looking over a gate. The bizarre event became a major talking point amongst the residents of the quiet seaside area of Cockleshell Bay. What was he looking...
View 'Dog Looks Over Gate'
Funny story: The real Chelsea Clinton 'lies buried in White House Rose Garden'

The real Chelsea Clinton 'lies buried in White House Rose Garden'

Washington - (Hybrid Tea Rose News): Buried under the fragrant commemorative floribunda cultivars the Laura Bush Rose and the Rose Kennedy Rose lies the truth of those irrascible Clinton years in orifice. And this afternoon the doppelganger strol...
View 'The real Chelsea Clinton 'lies buried in White House Rose Garden''
Funny story: "Mother Teresa was Crack Ho," Says Breitbart

"Mother Teresa was Crack Ho," Says Breitbart

In a Blog post that has infuriated Christians around the world, Andrew Breitbart claims he has proof that Mother Teresa was a Crack Ho. Breitbart, who is in seclusion at the RNC headquarters, says he has video and recordings that prove that Mother Te...
View '"Mother Teresa was Crack Ho," Says Breitbart'
Funny story: Senate committee to subpoena CIA NOC-List file on Abdel-Basset Ali Al-Megrahi Ratzinger

Senate committee to subpoena CIA NOC-List file on Abdel-Basset Ali Al-Megrahi Ratzinger

Washington AC/DC - (Holy Shit!): The dossier on one of the Pope's bastard sons was 'sanitised' during the Reagan/Bush1 presidency amid fears 'it was just too goddam explosive' for humble joe public. And now the Senate Foreign Relations Committee...
View 'Senate committee to subpoena CIA NOC-List file on Abdel-Basset Ali Al-Megrahi Ratzinger'
Funny story: National Trust to link up with Cash Converters

National Trust to link up with Cash Converters

The National Trust has just announced a link up between the High Street pawnbroker, Cash Converters and their gift shops. A revamp of existing National Trust shops is planned for 2013 after a meeting of the National Trust Governing Body decided th...
View 'National Trust to link up with Cash Converters'
Funny story: Swiss Guard ordered to check if altar boys are going commando

Swiss Guard ordered to check if altar boys are going commando

Rome - (Papa Bullshit): In Old Testament days it used to be called loincloth shunning. And this weekend it's really got up the Pope's nose as the relentless Italian heatwave continues to fry the Papal bollox - er...brain! - to oblivion. An ann...
View 'Swiss Guard ordered to check if altar boys are going commando'
Funny story: Chelsea Clinton: Horse Back Riding Caused my Hymen to Break, But I Had It Fixed In London Just in Time!

Chelsea Clinton: Horse Back Riding Caused my Hymen to Break, But I Had It Fixed In London Just in Time!

In a late breaking story in the American Medical Journal, Chelsea Clinton admits to how she broke her Hymen and what she did about it prior to her arranged marriage in Rheinbeck, NY taking place this weekend! According to the attending physician D...
View 'Chelsea Clinton: Horse Back Riding Caused my Hymen to Break, But I Had It Fixed In London Just in Time!'
Funny story: Will he leak?

Will he leak?

With urine on his hands the boss of Willieleaks has confessed to peeing on his trousers and down the street. In fact the leak dribbled into the drains and upset various creatures in the sewers. 'I couldn't hold on any longer' complained Leaking Bo...
View 'Will he leak?'
Funny story: Ian Huntley Execution Plea Lodged

Ian Huntley Execution Plea Lodged

Soham murderer Ian Huntley, who killed the innocent little schoolgirls Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman, has told guards at Frankland Prison he should be executed, after he was attacked by an inmate. The 36-year-old former school caretaker's throat...
View 'Ian Huntley Execution Plea Lodged'
Funny story: NHS provide 'Prostitutes on Prescription'

NHS provide 'Prostitutes on Prescription'

It has emerged today that a number of NHS Primary Care Trusts are regularly recommending the use of prostitutes in cases involving certain types of sexual dysfunction. Recent figures issued by Dorset Primary Care Trust, disclosed that over £327,00...
View 'NHS provide 'Prostitutes on Prescription''
Funny story: Picassos stolen by Robotic Flies

Picassos stolen by Robotic Flies

The Seattle Art Museum opened today with few patrons waiting at the doors, uneventful and relaxed. Josh Littlebear, reception desk guard, was hoping for more activity so the day went fast. Ten minutes later the front doors were jammed with two tour...
View 'Picassos stolen by Robotic Flies'
Funny story: Workplace Horoscopes

Workplace Horoscopes

ASTROLOGY: Tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth. Demographics tell us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what you buy, and what you watch on TV. Well, the Corporate Zodiac goes a step further: simply by your job title, people will have you all figured out... MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketi...
View 'Workplace Horoscopes'
Funny story: British Film Industry In Crisis - Hollywood Moguls Put The Boot In

British Film Industry In Crisis - Hollywood Moguls Put The Boot In

As the British Film Industry reels under austerity measures introduced by the Con-Dem coalition government, including the scrapping of the UK Film Council - which has funded countless film projects (at least half a dozen, and counting...) - industry...
View 'British Film Industry In Crisis - Hollywood Moguls Put The Boot In'
Funny story: Kara DioGuardi's Rubbing Up Against Simon Cowell Got Her Fired From American Idol

Kara DioGuardi's Rubbing Up Against Simon Cowell Got Her Fired From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of American Idol was asked why he fired judge Kara DioGuardi. Simon Shindlebocker, senior executive producer stated that he fired Ms. DioGuardi after she refused to stop rubbing her New York tits against Simon (Cowell) during...
View 'Kara DioGuardi's Rubbing Up Against Simon Cowell Got Her Fired From American Idol'
Funny story: Spoof Writers Catch Break Today, FlashNews Closing Doors

Spoof Writers Catch Break Today, FlashNews Closing Doors

Writers for the Spoof take heart. A major source of weird and comedic stories for morning radio shows, major late-night talk shows, including "The Tonight Show" and even "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," has shuttered its doors. FlashNews is no...
View 'Spoof Writers Catch Break Today, FlashNews Closing Doors'
Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Ryde Man Opens Museum In Garden Shed

Isle Of Wight News - Ryde Man Opens Museum In Garden Shed

Ryde - Isle of Wight - Trinity Street resident Starvin Moondust, a former hippy and hangover from the IOW festival decades ago when Hendrix was still strutting his stuff, has decided to assist the island's ailing economy by opening a museum of techno...
View 'Isle Of Wight News - Ryde Man Opens Museum In Garden Shed'
Funny story: Emma Watson - Just Not That Kind Of Girl - Doesn't Do Nude Shoots

Emma Watson - Just Not That Kind Of Girl - Doesn't Do Nude Shoots

Friends and supporters of the actress, Emma Watson - Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies - have finally had a belly full of bullshit stories circulating on the internet purporting to show Emma nude, naked, wearing a tiny bikini in Hawaii, or...
View 'Emma Watson - Just Not That Kind Of Girl - Doesn't Do Nude Shoots'
Funny story: Katie Price - Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

Katie Price - Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

Minor news outlet Skoob Entertainment News announced last night that they will not be publishing any more items concerning uber breasted self styled media star Katie Price, aka Jordan. A spokesman for SEN told us that: "Katie Price, aka Jordan,...
View 'Katie Price - Don't Call Us, We'll Call You'
Funny story: Ian Huntley To Sue Prison Service For £100,000

Ian Huntley To Sue Prison Service For £100,000

In one of the most bizarre cases in the annals of the British legal system, it has been revealed that double-child murderer Ian Huntley is to launch a lawsuit against HM Prison service on the grounds that officers of said organisation were negligent...
View 'Ian Huntley To Sue Prison Service For £100,000'
Funny story: Carl Paladino Nickname Contest

Carl Paladino Nickname Contest

The Carl Paladino campaign announced a new contest today for supporters to help choose a nickname for the Governor candidate, hoping it will help him compete with Little Ricky (Rick Lazio) and the Cuomo-nator (Andrew Cuomo). Early results in the c...
View 'Carl Paladino Nickname Contest'
Funny story: X-Factor's Joe McElderry In Shock 'I'm Gay' Admission

X-Factor's Joe McElderry In Shock 'I'm Gay' Admission

Music industry insiders expressed surprise overnight by Cheryl Cole's wee X-Factor 'babby brutha' Joe McElderry's announcement that he is gay. None were more surprised than the natives of Joe's hometown of South Shields. As one resident, Basha Blu...
View 'X-Factor's Joe McElderry In Shock 'I'm Gay' Admission'
« Jun 2010 July 2010 Aug 2010 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
72
2nd
60
3rd
59
4th
58
5th
63
6th
70
7th
75
8th
79
9th
70
10th
48
11th
89
12th
72
13th
58
14th
50
15th
73
16th
49
17th
46
18th
46
19th
57
20th
48
21st
53
22nd
57
23rd
46
24th
38
25th
50
26th
54
27th
45
28th
35
29th
51
30th
54
31st
45
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 3?

8 15 17 13


Go to top