Funny story: C Nick Clegg

C Nick Clegg

On a TV reality show, masquerading as the definitive account of the "5 days that changed British Politics", how many of us could C. Nick Clegg, wriggling and definitely not giggling, as he was questioned about his unholy alliance with Call me Dave?...
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Funny story: Bob Steele And Cattle: Silent Screen Star And Horse To Be Honored Posthumously

Bob Steele And Cattle: Silent Screen Star And Horse To Be Honored Posthumously

Bob Steele rode many horses during his 'oaters' movie career in which he made some 120 films, but his favorite pony was a big roan named "Cattle." Starting his career by doing silent movies, he tried singing in one of the earliest sound movies, "Ridi...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Council Cutbacks Mean Whelk Stall Weddings

Isle of Wight News - Council Cutbacks Mean Whelk Stall Weddings

The cold hand of Austerity Britain threatens to dampen the nuptial ardour of Isle of Wight couples, writes Honey Moon, Births, Marriages & Deaths, Military History, Poultry, Motoring, Tartan, Drainage and Mountaineering Correspondent. The Isle...
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Funny story: Queen's Charpa Image Boutique Expands to U.S.

Queen's Charpa Image Boutique Expands to U.S.

English small business entrepreneurs Quintessa "The Queen" Mudder and the elusive Ms. Charpa, owners of the hottest all women's boutique, coffee house and bookstores in the U.K., will be expanding operations to the U.S next month. Joining forces with three other investors both in England and New York, Mudder and Charpa have signed a deal allowing franchise boutiques in New York City, Boston an...
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Funny story: Randy Travis Begs Wife To Take Him Back, But He's Still Randy

Randy Travis Begs Wife To Take Him Back, But He's Still Randy

After hearing that a divorce from his wife, Libby Hatcher, would cost him around 50 million dollars, country music legend, Randy Travis has had a change of heart. Well, sort of. It has been all over the tabloids about Travis and his randy ways wit...
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Funny story: H&R Block Hires Disgraced BP CEO Tony Hayward: "How lucky to find Block. I'm great at not responding to disasters"

H&R Block Hires Disgraced BP CEO Tony Hayward: "How lucky to find Block. I'm great at not responding to disasters"

H&R Block has surprised absolutely no one by hiring embattled BP CEO Tony Hayward, just weeks after the resignation of CEO Russ Smyth, and the hiring of former / current /soon-to-be-former CEO Alan Bennett. Hayward, the public face of British...
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Funny story: President Obama's Number One Fan Talking To Monica Lewinsky!

President Obama's Number One Fan Talking To Monica Lewinsky!

A young lady from Brazil who claims that she is President Obama's number one fan has been seen talking with Monica Lewinsky, according to a friend of Monica. Thus far not even the paparazzi have came up with the full name butt they do have a clue.
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Funny story: Wedding Off? Bristol Palin's Levi May Have Knocked Up Girlfriend!

Wedding Off? Bristol Palin's Levi May Have Knocked Up Girlfriend!

It seems the Bristol/Levi wedding might be canceled but who knows? Sarah Palin is beginning to think that this is a soap opera instead of real life as a report has came out that her daughter's fiance and father to her grandson, has gotten one of h...
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Funny story: The Spoof's Decision to Allow Reader Comments Reversed After Three Hours

The Spoof's Decision to Allow Reader Comments Reversed After Three Hours

It was bound to happen, most new-media watchers assumed. Even a website as brilliant as The Spoof would have to break down and allow readers' comments under their award winning spoof and satire articles. Fortunately for all involved, The Spoof also recognized that the comments were doing nothing to help readership, and actually served to bastardized the literary gems contained within. The re...
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Funny story: New Gibson Movie to Show Jesus as Woman-Hater

New Gibson Movie to Show Jesus as Woman-Hater

A new Mel Gibson-directed film intends to depict Jesus Christ as a drunken, violent sexist with a propensity for using four-letter cuss words. Gibson says the movie will demonstrate that even Jesus had a few character flaws, and we all-myself in...
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Funny story: Eminem Admits California Gurls is Better Song Than Love The Way You Lie

Eminem Admits California Gurls is Better Song Than Love The Way You Lie

In 2007, Eminem said his career was in limbo. Sadly, for those of us with ears, Em has since "Relapsed" and is now in "Recovery." And, while Eminem currently holds Billboard's #1 position with 'Love The Way You Lie', he believes there are plenty...
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Funny story: Sharon Osbourne Admits That 20 Years Ago Her Husband Ozzy Accidentally Rubbed Off Her G-Spot

Sharon Osbourne Admits That 20 Years Ago Her Husband Ozzy Accidentally Rubbed Off Her G-Spot

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sharon Osbourne was relaxing high in the Hollywood Hills in her and husband Ozzy's $9.3 million mansion Prince of Darkness Manor. Mrs. Osbourne was sipping on a Southern Comfort while reading the latest issue of The Rolling Stone...
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Funny story: Spain's super sport-stars accused of using illegal substances called "Los Toro's Cojones" (Raging Bulls Balls)!!

Spain's super sport-stars accused of using illegal substances called "Los Toro's Cojones" (Raging Bulls Balls)!!

The astonishing successes of Spanish super sports-stars has lead too many jealous countries accusing them of using illegal-substances, shock, horror! A leading UK sport scientist has indeed discovered a substance in many of Spain's heroes which se...
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Funny story: Endangered Condors Terrorize Beach Bathers

Endangered Condors Terrorize Beach Bathers

California Condors released into the wilds, high above the beach line, feed on carrion like dead deer or seals. The southern and central coastline is the Condor's former habitat and biologists expected the few birds that were released to thrive.
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Funny story: Waiting for Today

Waiting for Today

Friday 30th July 2010. Today's the day. Today is the day that the waiting should be over. For Seaton Carew, today should be the day when he stops waiting and finally finds out his fate. This morning, however, it is business as usual for the hapless hasbeen as he waits for the decision that decides his fate and puts an end to the wait that has now lasted for over three months. Whethe...
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Funny story: Polanski is Back with the 'Hummus Factor'

Polanski is Back with the 'Hummus Factor'

The latest thriller extravaganza is an endie film, The 'Hummus Factor', that is well financed, written and directed by none other than Roman Polanski. There is some of Chinatown in this movie, but it is all new with thrills, all foreign setting, and...
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Funny story: Does Adam Lambert Even Eat Sausage?

Does Adam Lambert Even Eat Sausage?

That is the question that was on everyone's mind when the story broke on the Spoof by writer Bureau that Adam Lambert will be replacing the late Jimmy Dean as a spokesperson for the popular sausage brand. "When we approached Adam for the gig," say...
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Funny story: Osborne Cuts Five letters From Alphabet

Osborne Cuts Five letters From Alphabet

CHANCELLOR George Osborne has stunned the English-speaking world by announcing plans to cut the alphabet. Speaking on Radio 4's Yesterday programme today, Osborne said that smarty-pant swots should not be allowed to protect the alphabet from swing...
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Funny story: Queen's Somali pirates paranoia mars Western Isles jolly

Queen's Somali pirates paranoia mars Western Isles jolly

Outer Hebrides - (Fishy Tales): Are stowaway Somali pirates really going to poison the Queen in her Pride of Loch Ness suite on Friday - just to upstage Chelsea Clinton's wedding day headlines? A posse of Royal Navy anti-sabotage officers searched...
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Funny story: Spoof-writer's reunion ends in riot, several arrested

Spoof-writer's reunion ends in riot, several arrested

It was meant to be a civilised reunion of like-minded literary folk. However the annual meeting of writers from TheSpoof.com, quickly descended into a brawl, which was eventually only broken up by the intervention of riot-police. Witnesses confirm...
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Funny story: Girls Aloud To Reunite Minus Nadine Coyle

Girls Aloud To Reunite Minus Nadine Coyle

Blonde bikini-clad bombshell Sarah Harding had two reasons to celebrate today, as it was announced that caterwauling Girl Band - Girls Aloud, are to reunite. Minus Nadine Coyle - so perhaps it would be more appropriate for them to rename themselve...
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Funny story: SWAGS Plan Wild Vegas Weekend

SWAGS Plan Wild Vegas Weekend

The SWAGS - Spoofers' Wives And Girlfriends - announced this morning that while the guys enjoy a jolly boys' outing in London on August 28th, they will be having a wild girly weekend in Las Vegas. The general concensus appears to be that anything...
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Funny story: Bin Laden in 'I'm a Terrorist get me outta here'

Bin Laden in 'I'm a Terrorist get me outta here'

Media butterfly Osama Bin Laden (the erstwhile Al Qaeda King) has apparently contacted Ant and Dec with a view to bringing the down under experience to an as yet to be disclosed location 'in the vicinity of Afghanistan/Pakistan/Iran - ooh did I really say that?'.... Max Clifford is on hand to sort publicity and Simon Cowell is busy sorting a record deal (just in case he has the X-Factor). The c...
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Funny story: Not too old at 65

Not too old at 65

In a bid to become even more popular than the Beatles 'When I'm 64' and to defy the slogan 'The Good Die Young' the Government is to make sure people at 65 do not have to retire. In this devastating move not only are we on our way to solving the u...
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Funny story: Sexy Spy Anna Fermanova Possibly 'Knew' Sexy Spy Anna Chapman

Sexy Spy Anna Fermanova Possibly 'Knew' Sexy Spy Anna Chapman

As speculation surrounding sexy Russian spies Anna Fermanova and Anna Chapman increased, some sources are suggesting that the two may have known each other. One observer went so far as to remark that the two probably engaged in steamy lesbian sex...
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Funny story: News Raider Revealed

News Raider Revealed

So, now we know who he is, the News Raider - that fat bloke who keeps popping up in the background on TV news reports. It seems his name is Paul Yarrow, and he's a carer, and for some obscure reason, he says he keeps popping up in the background on n...
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Funny story: Count Dracula Revelation Shocks Audience

Count Dracula Revelation Shocks Audience

The big daddy of vampires (no not Robert Pattinson), we're talking about Count Dracula, has sensationally revealed today that he is actually afraid of the dark. Jeremy Vine was interviewing the Transylvanian transfusionist about his upcoming book,...
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Funny story: Government budget cuts hit the 2012 Olympics

Government budget cuts hit the 2012 Olympics

David Cameron has cursed the previous Labour government for mounting a winning bid for the 2012 Olympics. With his government attempting to slash spending by six billion pounds by the end of 2011, the Olympics has come at the wrong time, with a two b...
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Funny story: Drink Alcohol, Stay Healthy!

Drink Alcohol, Stay Healthy!

The British Medical Association has finally admitted that drinking alcohol is,  after all, beneficial to health. As millions of drinkers raise a glass to toast the good news it emerged that the painful condition of rheumatoid arthritis can be help...
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Funny story: "We Are Against Profiting From Dolphin Cruelty" Says Team Who Profited From Documentary About Dolphin Cruelty.

"We Are Against Profiting From Dolphin Cruelty" Says Team Who Profited From Documentary About Dolphin Cruelty.

Producers of "The Cove," the 2009 Academy Award-winning documentary about dolphin hunting and those who profit from it, have been charged with 242 counts of self-righteous hypocrisy by the World Court. "The producers of 'The Cove' used about 40% o...
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Funny story: Satire-Writer bemoans 'dumbing-down' of spoof web-site

Satire-Writer bemoans 'dumbing-down' of spoof web-site

A long-standing spoof contributor of some renown has sensationally quit today, lamenting the 'dumbing-down' of his favourite web-site, 'TheSpoof.com.' Retired headmaster Herbert Posset, more widely known by his pseudonym, Prof. Edward de Vere OBE,...
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Funny story: Parched earth scandal

Parched earth scandal

The cry is being heard throughout the country - 'We want water!' The drought is giving everyone a headache. 'If we don't get something for our parched earth soon' a farmer in Norfolk told our Farming newshound 'our crops will be destroyed. It's a...
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Funny story: Dolphins Are Rubber-necking A--holes, Just Like Humans

Dolphins Are Rubber-necking A--holes, Just Like Humans

Dolphin researchers are interested in reviewing footage taken of a dolphin leaping out of its holding cell during a July 4 marine show at Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium, in southwestern Japan. But not for the reason you'd think. "People think we wa...
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Funny story: Penny's jokes

Penny's jokes

'Terry said I was hairy arse today, Mum.' 'That's good.' 'Why?' 'He couldn't have seen your bum!' 'No. He hasn't.' 'It's hilarious, Penny, not hairy arse. You wouldn't call an expert a geni arse would yo?' 'You mean genius.' 'Of course. Anyway why did Terry think you were hilarious?' 'I told him some jokes.' 'My my. Have we got a comedienne in the family?' 'Could be.
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Funny story: You Shall Read This And Obey

You Shall Read This And Obey

Official notification is hereby given to all citizens of the United States that the government of said land is dissolved and that the entity formerly known as the United States Of America has been acquired in a hostile takeover by the newly formed Corporation of North America. All questions of national allegiance and international relations will now be addressed to the Halliburton America sec...
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Funny story: Hosepipe Ban Lifted, now mandatory to use Hosepipes

Hosepipe Ban Lifted, now mandatory to use Hosepipes

Restricted Utilities, the company that supplies water to the Northwest of England has announced that the hosepipe ban put in place because of a 'quite warm' June has now been lifted due to a 'slightly wet' July. Indeed, with the Met Office spendin...
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Funny story: Lara Stone To Sue Playboy

Lara Stone To Sue Playboy

Dutch model Lara Stone, the wife of the so-called comedian David Walliams, has said that she is to take legal action against the French edition of Playboy magazine after the publication printed "unauthorised photographs" of her in its June edition.
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Funny story: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Wants The Cast of The Jersey Shore Outta Here!

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Wants The Cast of The Jersey Shore Outta Here!

TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey told The Today Show's Matt Lauer that he wants the cast and crew of the reality shore Jersey Shore out of his state and back in New York where the guidos and guidettes belong. Governor Ch...
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Funny story: The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm

The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm

OAXACA, Mexico - For 60 years hombre's (men) south of the border have been competing for the right to be the one to eat the Tequila gusano (worm) which is found at the bottom of a bottle of Mezcal Tequila. The worm comes from the larva found in th...
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Funny story: Representative Michele Bachmann Claims She is Not a Russian Spy

Representative Michele Bachmann Claims She is Not a Russian Spy

This weekend, before a crowd of like-minded tea partiers, Michele Bachmann strayed from her usual Obama rants to address rumors that she may be another female Russian spy from the same ring that was arrested in June of this year. Bachmann suspects sh...
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Funny story: Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad

Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad

There were cheers and jeers when Amazon introduced a new Kindle on Wednesday. The jeers came from the older model (Kindle2) electronic readers; they feel that they may now be put out to pasture. Many of the older Kindles were too upset to talk...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Betty White To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine In A "Before and After" Spread

Heidi Montag and Betty White To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine In A "Before and After" Spread

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Oprah Winfrey has confirmed the rumors that Heidi Montag, aka The Plastic Queen and Betty White, aka The Cellulite Countess, will in fact be appearing in the September issue of PlayGuy Mens Magazine. A spokesperson for PlayGuy, Ju...
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Funny story: Oil spill workers report unprovoked animal attacks

Oil spill workers report unprovoked animal attacks

Workers on the gulf coast are refusing to go back into the water after several surprise clams and oysters attack. One man had to be hospitalized after an angry clam got a hold of his "Willie" and would not let go. Several co-workers tried in v...
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Funny story: Steven Hawking Enrolled in Beginning Calculus Class

Steven Hawking Enrolled in Beginning Calculus Class

Oxford, University. Take Calculus I again, it can't be true say fans and acquaintances, "Hawking could not have failed Calculus I, he was my tutor". Hawking has admitted the blunder and now wants to take the class over and erase the failure.
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Funny story: Woman with Gorgeous Body like Anna Chapman Misses Flights Due to Excessive Full-Body Scans

Woman with Gorgeous Body like Anna Chapman Misses Flights Due to Excessive Full-Body Scans

Anna Fermanova, yet another Soviet-born beauty, has made headlines for being caught and charged with attempting to export defense articles on the United States Munitions list. What is more interesting than her being compared to Russian spy, Anna Chap...
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Funny story: Marijuana Candles Give New Meaning to the Words "Melting Pot"

Marijuana Candles Give New Meaning to the Words "Melting Pot"

A new product is hitting store shelves in the states where medical marijuana is legal. "Melting Pot" candles. Formed in the shape of the United States, the candles are made from a mixture of beeswax and potent medical marijuana. The candles are th...
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Funny story: Giant Trebuchet Launches Man Into Orbit

Giant Trebuchet Launches Man Into Orbit

The green movement has gone space age in their heretofore unknown space travel aspirations. Sunday July 25 at 5:02 AM, in a clear-cut area in the forests near Coeur d'Elene, Idaho a group of space travel enthusiasts sent Joel Johansen, 37, into Ear...
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Funny story: Sexual Advertisements Are Making Me Sick

Sexual Advertisements Are Making Me Sick

Some people have complained about some sexual advertisements that they have seen on this website. They are saying the advertisements are making them "sick". One of the advertisements - for a company called IMVU - tells the readers that they can "C...
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Funny story: Burger King Rolls Out New Sandwich: The BK 10:30.

Burger King Rolls Out New Sandwich: The BK 10:30.

Burger King, America's #2 Sh-t Food restaurant, announced that they are adding a "transitional" sandwich to their menu: The BK 10:30. The BK 10:30 is a breakfast Croissan'wich that is, er . . . sandwiched between the two beefy patties of a Double...
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Funny story: Illegals returning to Arizona

Illegals returning to Arizona

Now that District Judge Susan Bolton blocked the Arizona immigration law, many immigrants who fled to Mexico are scratching their heads and wondering; "how do I sneak back into America?" Human smugglers who have been assisting illegals over the y...
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Funny story: McDonalds Finally Adds McGangBang To US Menu - "It's Like A Threesome With Two Ugly Chicks!"

McDonalds Finally Adds McGangBang To US Menu - "It's Like A Threesome With Two Ugly Chicks!"

McDonalds announced today that it will add the McGangBang sandwich onto U.S. restaurant's menus, starting in October. The sandwich, which is an entire McChicken sandwich placed between the two beef patties of a McDouble double cheesebuger, went fr...
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