Funny story: Keith Richards' Daughter Goes Nude In French Mag!

Keith Richards' Daughter Goes Nude In French Mag!

Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones had nothing to say when he was asked about his daughter, Alexandra Richards, going nude in a French magazine. Actually, he did mumble that "she didn't look much like him but her mum, Patti the model, I think it...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Three Popular Contestants Are Princess Poppycock, Maricar The Dominatrix, and Justin Bieber Wannabee Nathaniel Kenyon

America's Got Talent: Three Popular Contestants Are Princess Poppycock, Maricar The Dominatrix, and Justin Bieber Wannabee Nathaniel Kenyon

HOLLYWOOD - Mariah Carey's husband Nick "The Stick" Cannon, host of the award-winning talent show, America's Got Talent, has shown time after time that he is one of the most likable hosts on American TV. Nicky Poo, as Mariah calls him when they ar...
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Funny story: Vatican Welcomes Anglican Paedophiles

Vatican Welcomes Anglican Paedophiles

While the ordination of women priests has been dubbed a "crime against faith" by the Vatican subject to investigation by its disciplinary body formerly known as the Holy Office of the Inquisition, writes Patrick O'Buggery, Medieval Power-Abuse Corres...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole - past love revealed as Raoul Moat

Cheryl Cole - past love revealed as Raoul Moat

Geordie lass turned good, Cheryl Cole has been revealed as a former partner of madman Raoul Moat. Information from an exclusive source has confirmed that reports of her recent "illness" due to "malaria" was a rouse to protect her from the madmans mu...
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Funny story: The Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson Porn Film "Hole-in-One" Has Been Named The Best X-Rated Movie on Both Sides of The Mississippi River

The Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson Porn Film "Hole-in-One" Has Been Named The Best X-Rated Movie on Both Sides of The Mississippi River

SANTA MONICA, California - Vilandro Gorianzanni, the Italian director who directed the Ron Jeremy - Holly Sampson x-rated motion picture Hole-in-One says that he has just received word that his movie has just been voted the best x-rated film on both...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag Says She Is Dating Jesse James

Heidi Montag Says She Is Dating Jesse James

BEVERLY HILLS - Heidi Montag has single handedly helped to make her plastic surgeon a bonafide millionaire. "Plastic Woman" stated that after 38 surgeries, she just recently went in to get a type of 'tune up.' She said that her last surgery was an...
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Funny story: Mandelson admits "threes a crowd" in number 10

Mandelson admits "threes a crowd" in number 10

In extracts from his new book, former labour spin doctors, Peter Mandelson, points to a bizarre "love triangle" between himself and the former prime minister Tony Blair and chancellor Gordon Brown. It has been alleged that difficulties in the rela...
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Funny story: Terrorists Claim Quickest Way to Stop Flights is to Sabotage Toilets

Terrorists Claim Quickest Way to Stop Flights is to Sabotage Toilets

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - As more and more Al Qaeda recruits become unwilling to sacrifice their lives to make a religious statement by blowing themselves and innocent people up on planes, terrorists are having to re-think the whole "how can we make t...
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Funny story: Amy Crackhouse Records Comeback Album

Amy Crackhouse Records Comeback Album

In between geting high, shagging pool boys in St Lucia, self harming, getting high, banging on about "my Blakey", self harming and getting high some more; Amy Crackhouse has apparently (and to be frank, astonishingly) recorded a "comeback album".
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Funny story: Shot Moat PC Bears No Malice

Shot Moat PC Bears No Malice

The Policeman BLASTED in the face by crazed gunman Raoul Moat has told reporters that he bears no ill feeling towards the man that has left him blind for life. In an emotional bedside interview heroic cop, ex porn star, Ron Jeremy said: "His gi...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby now in Spain as Isle of Wight is taken over by Spanish Government

Isle of Wight News - Newby now in Spain as Isle of Wight is taken over by Spanish Government

Chaos reigned across the Isle of Wightthis morning, as the residents found themselves in 'Foreign Waters' - The Meditteranean, to be exact. As Newby residents awoke this morning, they noticed the water was a much brighter blue along the coastline, than it had been when thye had gone to bed the night before. When they went outside, they could feel an unusually warm wind blowing and everythin...
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Funny story: Navy Forced to Rename Toilets "Head Or Butt" To Avoid Discrimination

Navy Forced to Rename Toilets "Head Or Butt" To Avoid Discrimination

President Obama promised gays that he would repeal the "don't ask, don't tell" proviso that allows the branches of the military to dismiss anyone openly gay. And now, with the Pentagon reviewing this law at the behest of the President, the Navy is f...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Movie "Teenage Idol" Out in December

Justin Bieber's Movie "Teenage Idol" Out in December

Just in time for the Christmas specials, Justin Bieber's new movie, "Teenage Idol" is now scheduled to be released in December when the schools take a break. The full title is "Some People Call Me A Teenage Idol" based upon the old Ricky Nelson so...
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Funny story: What Was Kristen Hiding With Her Hand At Twilight Eclipse Event?

What Was Kristen Hiding With Her Hand At Twilight Eclipse Event?

While all the cameras were flashing and the whole crew were available at the premier of Twilight: Eclipse, why was Kristen Stewart hiding her forehead? Immediately after the event, as Stewart had left the stage early, every reporter went out to ge...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight Population In Grip Of Terror!

Isle Of Wight Population In Grip Of Terror!

The Isle of Wight was deserted this morning, when rumours started to spread that Skoob1999 was visiting for the day. Schools, offices and even police stations were empty. Many people have fled to the Black Gang Chine and buried themselves in th...
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Funny story: Nadine Coyle Mistaken for Grasshopper

Nadine Coyle Mistaken for Grasshopper

Guests of Nadine Coyle's bar had to apologise to the star yesterday as she was mistaken for a grasshopper. It is reported that the singer walked into the bar to sing on the microphone and guests soon thought she was a massive grasshopper attacking...
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Funny story: The return of Dubya!

The return of Dubya!

George Bush Jnr has been asked to stand at the next Presidential election (- and to heck with the constitution!) after Americans called for a vote of no confidence in the boy from Africa or Hawaii or wherever he comes from. Obama's failed promise...
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Funny story: Young Male Reporters Refuse to Interview Kate Gosselin

Young Male Reporters Refuse to Interview Kate Gosselin

The word on the street is "horny mom of eight looking for mate." Those words have stricken fear in many a young, fairly good looking single news reporter assigned to do a story on Kate Gosselin lately. Never in the history of media have so many young...
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Funny story: Everyone in Office takes Vacation Day on Gay Guy's Birthday

Everyone in Office takes Vacation Day on Gay Guy's Birthday

When Morey Leonard arrived at work today, riding high because for once during the year everyone in the office will be nice to him, he found nearly everyone had taken the day off. This seemed strange because just a few weeks ago, Leonard wanted a day off to drive his partner to the airport for an extended trip to see his sick father. His request was denied because, "the office can't function wit...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby Women's Institute Members posing 'nude' for a 2011 Calendar

Isle of Wight News - Newby Women's Institute Members posing 'nude' for a 2011 Calendar

News has reached us from the Isle of Wight that the twelve members of The Newby Women's Institute are to be posing for a 2011 Calendar IN THE NUDE. Members are aged from 25 (Cindy Codswallop) to 83 (Gladys Codswallop - Cindy's gran). The women are said to be very excited as it is to be the first time any of them will have posed nude, since they were babies. Asked if they were nervous at a...
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Funny story: Vatican says ordination of women bishops = pedophilia!

Vatican says ordination of women bishops = pedophilia!

VATICAN-I-STAN: Firmly ensconced in the deep bowels of the Inner Sanctum Sanctorum [i.e. hiding from The Truth], the King of Denial, "God's" Greatest Liar on Earth - His Absolute Unworthiness - the Poop and his frilly-frocked sycophants continue to...
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Funny story: Prince Andrew "thumbing it" to The Open

Prince Andrew "thumbing it" to The Open

GOLF fanatic Prince Andrew has finally ditched the royal chopper and is understood to be hitch-hiking to The Open. Airmiles Andy has been attacked in the past for taking helicopters on golf jollies and putting the bill on expenses. Now, however...
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Funny story: The Good Old Days

The Good Old Days

I was the female version of a writer named Incredulous. I would like to thank him for the inspiration his story gave me to write down some of my childhood memories. He has written his own early memories. I was born and brought up in Middlesbrough. Much similar story to that. of 'Incredulous' I even liked Superman comics but liked "The Bunty" too. I had the suitcase for trips around t...
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Funny story: Who's Mandy?

Who's Mandy?

Penelope was looking puzzled. 'Who's Mandy, Mummy?' 'That's Lord Peter Mandleson, the former Labour Minister.' 'Why's he got a girl's name?' 'Mandy is short for Mandleson.' 'Is he really a Prince of Darkness?' 'No. That's what people call him who don't like him.' 'How is he the Third Man, Mummy?' 'Well. Tony Blair and Gordon Brown were Prime Ministers and Mandy says he is the...
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Funny story: Creativity increases if you emigrate

Creativity increases if you emigrate

According to the study, creativity levels were unlikely to be high in people who had travelled abroad for a short period of time, or who had not attempted to adapt to the culture they were living in. But creativity was far more prominent in people who had made efforts to learn the language of their new home. The above is an excerpt from an article in an online newspaper. Yes indeed, the art...
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Funny story: New Breakfast Cereal Announced for Impotent Men

New Breakfast Cereal Announced for Impotent Men

Normally known for their wide range of popular animal feeds, Pureena Company announced today that they will be releasing a new breakfast cereal developed for impotent men called, Nut & Raisin Honey. Representing a clear diversion away from the...
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Funny story: Thierry Henry demoted to minors, say reporters who still know nothing about soccer

Thierry Henry demoted to minors, say reporters who still know nothing about soccer

NEW YORK, NY-Following his team's disastrous performance in the World Cup, French soccer star Thierry Henry has been demoted to minor-league club New York Red Bulls, news agencies with little to no actual knowledge on the matter report. "This...
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Funny story: Workers at Ground Zero site discover the wreck of ghostship Marie Celeste!

Workers at Ground Zero site discover the wreck of ghostship Marie Celeste!

Workers at the Ground Zero building site in NY have made an amazing discovery, they've found the remains of the ghost ship Marie Celeste. The legend has it that the Marie Celeste was attacked by aliens, its crew abducted whilst having dinner and n...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Self Help Manual 'The Big Boys' Book Of Wanking' Withdrawn From Island Libraries

Isle Of Wight News - Self Help Manual 'The Big Boys' Book Of Wanking' Withdrawn From Island Libraries

Ryde - Isle Of Wight - After tea - Following a deluge of thirteen complaints from island residents, council leader Jay Arthur successfully passed a motion demanding that the book, The Big Boy's Book Of Wanking be immediately removed from the island's...
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Funny story: Byker Grove to be Re-Launched as Burka Grove

Byker Grove to be Re-Launched as Burka Grove

While this reporter likes nothing better than dressing up in a Burka and sitting on a bus with a clock under my arm; it seems the political correctness climate has taken a turn for the worse with revelations from that a contemporary version of Biker...
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Funny story: Cheap airlines stop squabbling over Pinocchio advert, it's still a lie though!

Cheap airlines stop squabbling over Pinocchio advert, it's still a lie though!

Cheap Airlnes R**N Air and Easy J*t have decided to stop squabbling over an advertising campagne which depicted a certain Greek Sir as Pinocchio with a long nose because their rivals thought he lied non-stop. To prove the point that the Greek Sir...
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Funny story: Fulham FC Are A "Good Club..."

Fulham FC Are A "Good Club..."

Following an impressive foray into the Europa League last season, Fulham have recently received praise. Under normal circumstances, this would have been a mere blip in our day; clubs are praised all the time..however, Fulham are not used to this.
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...
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Funny story: Police, Prisons and Schools for the Chop

Police, Prisons and Schools for the Chop

In progressive moves the Coalition Government is moving rapidly to deal with the deficit. In the firing line are the Police, Prisons and Schools. 'Let's face it' said Business Minister, Vince Cable, backed by Minister of Justice Ken Clarke 'we hav...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Tortures, Beats Wife During Racist Rant while World Looks Away

Mel Gibson Tortures, Beats Wife During Racist Rant while World Looks Away

Melvin, or Mel, Gibson, a 75-year-old redneck from Rockdale, Texas, stood on the corner of Cameron Ave and Main this morning. He was dressed in the requisite T-shirt and stained khaki work pants and holding a battered and half nude 72-year-old Dorind...
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Funny story: Roony defeats former KGB secret agent in £4.3 million swimsuit

Roony defeats former KGB secret agent in £4.3 million swimsuit

Manchester - (Goldenballs): A high court judge threw out a pernicious £4.3 million swimsuit today that was aimed at Man U striker Wayne Ruini. Judge Brendan Hegarty QC said the argument about (World) Cup sizing was irrelevant because the footballi...
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Funny story: Sexy Brazilian Beauty's Massive Hooters Almost Killed Her

Sexy Brazilian Beauty's Massive Hooters Almost Killed Her

Reports are coming in that the Brazilian model, Sheyla Herschey-Barr - the woman with the world's largest hooters, almost died following an op to make them even bigger! Following the op, during which two four gallon implants were surgically insert...
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Funny story: Libyan ship with Gazza aid docks in Newcastle

Libyan ship with Gazza aid docks in Newcastle

Tyne/Wear - (Rehab Mess): A Libyan ship carrying aid for the tormented former England footballer has docked in Newcastle. The emergency response vessel has been sent by Colonel Gaddafi after he heard how brave Gazza tried to offer succour (sic) to...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Man who Fell Down Hole Was Drunk.

Isle Of Wight News - Man who Fell Down Hole Was Drunk.

Ryde - Isle Of Wight - Noon - It's just been confirmed that Ryde resident, Ken Worthington was intoxicated when he stumbled and fell down a hole, which had been dug earlier in the day by some workmen. Sources informed us that Mr Worthington drank...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney Shoots Nurse In The Face!

Dick Cheney Shoots Nurse In The Face!

Former Vice President Dick Cheney disclosed Wednesday that he has undergone still another surgery to install a small pump to help his heart work, as the 69-year-old enters a new phase of what he called "increasing congestive heart failure." The fo...
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Funny story: Kate Moss "Tell All" Reveals What Triggered her Anorexia

Kate Moss "Tell All" Reveals What Triggered her Anorexia

Supermodel, Kate Moss, IQ 45, has revealed in an in-depth interview with Shallow Magazine how she got and overcame her anorexia, believing it will help others who are in the situation she was in (but isn't in any more, in case her lawyers are reading...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse In Grazed Leg Horror

Amy Winehouse In Grazed Leg Horror

Not Much News Worth Reporting Inc sent an email to Skoob News this morning stating with a reasonable degree of certainty that Amy Winehouse was seen out on the town last night with a graze on her leg. Winehouse was accompanied by new squeeze Reggi...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Cat Lady in hot water

Isle of Wight News - Cat Lady in hot water

Katherine Cattermole, 82, of Ventnor, is in hot water today over her cats. Katherine currently has one hundred and fifty-seven cats, but it is not the number of cats that has caused the issue, as the RSPCA, the Ryde Society for the Possession of C...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight goes missing

Isle of Wight goes missing

Residents of Lynmington woke up this morning to an uninterupted sunrise over the English Channel indicating quite simply that the Isle of Wight had gone. Only the Grade I listed needles lighthouse remained together with a note stating the British...
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Funny story: Brit Immigration Circles Wagons to Prevent American Indian Lacrosse Team from Competing in World Competition!

Brit Immigration Circles Wagons to Prevent American Indian Lacrosse Team from Competing in World Competition!

Britain announced today it would refuse to let 23 Iroquois Nation lacrosse players enter the country to compete in an international competition due to the fact they did not have "approved' passports. As sovereign nations, American Indian tribes, a...
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Funny story: Standing Room Only on Cryan Air

Standing Room Only on Cryan Air

Budget Airline, Cryan Air, are to introduce a new cattle class to their budget flights. Previously, first class on Cryan Air was getting leg room with your seat, now it is to be actually getting a seat. In an effort to increase dwindling profit...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin's daughter warns other teens, sex makes you poop babies

Sarah Palin's daughter warns other teens, sex makes you poop babies

Sarah Palin, the ex governor of Alaska, who has a daughter named after a city in the south west of Englandshire, is surprised to announce that her unmarried daughter, who is famous for having consorted with Satan in the most foul and depraved way by...
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Funny story: The Open - John Daly Goes A Bit Mad In The Wardrobe Department

The Open - John Daly Goes A Bit Mad In The Wardrobe Department

Golf - The 150th British Open - Day One - US golfer John Daly caused a whole lot of dropped jaws and stifled giggles today when he he came out to play his first round at St Andrew's Old Course looking like he'd been mugged in a charity shop. Sport...
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Funny story: BP Strike Oil Off Long Beach, California

BP Strike Oil Off Long Beach, California

BP are hoping that the ban on drilling will be lifted soon, after discovering what appears to be a major oilfield, a hundred miles offshore from Long Beach, California. BP - widely criticised for its handling of the spill in the Gulf Of Mexico - s...
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Funny story: Cheltenham Gold Cup Theft: Pickles' Son Summoned

Cheltenham Gold Cup Theft: Pickles' Son Summoned

One of horse racing's most trasured prizes, the Cheltenham Gold Cup, has been stolen from the house of Raymond Mould, the owner of Charter Party, the horse that won the race in 1988. The Cup was one of three trophies that were taken during the bur...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson + Kristen Stewart = Robsten

Rob Pattinson + Kristen Stewart = Robsten

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may have taken a fast track to the A-list category, but now they are really starting to get on my nerves. Rob and Kristen, or "Robsten," quite possibly achieved superstardom more quickly than any celebrity in the...
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Funny story: Fatty tissue in the brain linked to reduced cognitive ability in weight loss researchers

Fatty tissue in the brain linked to reduced cognitive ability in weight loss researchers

The spare tires many U.S. adults carry around their middles have been linked to a buildup of fatty tissue in the brains of the weight loss researchers studying them, contributing to decreased cognitive ability. A group of thin researchers discove...
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Funny story: FSA banned from giving advice

FSA banned from giving advice

The FSA is to be mothballed by the incoming government after it failed in all it's statutory objectives. It's 2,800 workers will be put on gardening leave from next week with the possibility of moving to the treasury or OFT at a later date. In a d...
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Funny story: We are very upset say Bruka supporters

We are very upset say Bruka supporters

Customers of the Swedish design company Bruka are furious following the French parliaments decision to ban the wearing of Bruka in public places. "I have now idea why they would ban such an inoffensive company such as Bruka" said Agnes Movenpick y...
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Funny story: Rememberance of Childhood

Rememberance of Childhood

I can see them now, the rolling verdant hillsides. They were vivid green, speckled with yellow buttercups. The tiny brook meandered through willowy grass while the warm breeze was..... INCREDULOUS, what the hell are you talking about? That wasn't your childhood memory, you stole it, give it back. Your childhood belonged to the backstreets of a Liverpool suburb. Playing marbles in the gutt...
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Funny story: Jesus and Mohammad to have cage fight

Jesus and Mohammad to have cage fight

In an act designed to discover which religion is the one true faith, plans have been announced for Jesus and Mohammed to stage a cage fight. Speaking from Heaven, God said earlier that, "My boy is a lot tougher than people think he is. That 'turn...
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Funny story: People are getting older, science blokes reckon

People are getting older, science blokes reckon

In an astonishing announcement type thing yesterday, some science chap said that he has been doing some studying and that, of people and stuff. Our reporter bloke went to go and see him and he took a pen and paper too. Just for the look of the th...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona in "no news" shock

Kerry Katona in "no news" shock

British huge titted mentalist, Kerry Katona last night revealed that she had not acted in a newsworthy way for over a week. "I don't know how it happened," she simpered to the one remaining British reporter with any sympathy left towards her. "...
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Funny story: Porky Pig Gets Be-dee Be-dee B-Beaten Up

Porky Pig Gets Be-dee Be-dee B-Beaten Up

Police were called to the Six Flags Great America Park in Illinois to investigate a reported beating of the Porky Pig character by two off-duty park workers. There was some kind of beef (no pun intended) between the parties that resulted in the...
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Funny story: Letters to the Editor - Sun Valley Acres Trailer Park Weekly Newsletter

Letters to the Editor - Sun Valley Acres Trailer Park Weekly Newsletter

Dear Mildred, Your column last week entitled Obituaries was a tad too long for my tastes. In fact, a couple of us were discussing it and it seemed as if it took up a good half of the newsletter. In the future, we'd appreciate it if you could keep the obituaries down to one or two. Also, it seemed a bit depressing. Perhaps you could throw in a joke or two to lighten the mood in the next issue.
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Funny story: Mel Gibson's Latest Rant Claims Ex-Girlfriend is a Transvestite

Mel Gibson's Latest Rant Claims Ex-Girlfriend is a Transvestite

Either the tapes that Oksana Grigorieva is leaking to the press are great fakes, or Mel Gibson is totally losing his mind. It's one thing to be an angry jilted lover, but quite another to turn into a human baboon, screaming at the top of his lungs and lashing out with a fury that usually leads down a very dark and dangerous path. Here's a transcript of the latest tape: Gibson: You're a fu*king...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Online Forum Highlights

Isle of Wight News - Online Forum Highlights

OUR WEEKLY SELECTION FROM THE FORUMS AT allwight.web allwight.com-forums>visiting>our towns>what our towns have to offer NO POSTS IN THIS DISCUSSION please register to post on the forums allwight.web-forums>living>local issues>preserve are heritiges! WIGHT HERATAGE PRESIRVATION posted 26 Jan 2007: Has you of recently taken a jerney through are ILAND? Can you'v hav...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Turns Hello Kitty Crotch Belt into Overnight Sensation

Lady Gaga Turns Hello Kitty Crotch Belt into Overnight Sensation

The original Hello Kitty vinyl coin purse first introduced to America by the Japanese Company, Yo Peu Sei, has come a long way. Hello Kitty is one of the most recognized characters marketed for children today--from Hello Kitty dolls to lunch boxes to...
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Funny story: Mike Cox addresses Arizona immigration law in legal briefs

Mike Cox addresses Arizona immigration law in legal briefs

DETROIT, Michigan -- Michigan Attorney General Mike Cox said in legal documents released Wednesday that states have the authority to enforce immigration laws and protect their borders. One of five Republicans running for Michigan governor, Cox sai...
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Funny story: H&R Block CEO: I'll Try to Scrape by with $2.55M in First Year Salary

H&R Block CEO: I'll Try to Scrape by with $2.55M in First Year Salary

Alan Bennett, the 525th CEO of H&R Block Inc., is being forced to eek out a living for he and his family, having been guaranteed to make just $2.55 million in his first year on the job, not including stock options and other perks. According to...
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Funny story: Kelsey Grammer: No Need for a Prenup: Here, Take Half of my Sh-t.

Kelsey Grammer: No Need for a Prenup: Here, Take Half of my Sh-t.

Kelsey Grammer, the actor who achieved worldwide fame as "narrator" from the Honey Nut Cheerios, as well as being in obscure shows such as Cheers, Frasier, and The Simpsons proved himself to be the dumbest rich guy in the world by marrying 13th wife,...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber upskirt photos prove "The Bieb" is actually a babe!

Justin Bieber upskirt photos prove "The Bieb" is actually a babe!

Most people would expect a tell-all interview after reading a provocative title like that, or at least some sort of a funny story full of references to genitalia, according to the satirist who wrote the title. Well, too bad for you, he says. You'v...
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Funny story: Try shoving that phone up your ass, says Steve Jobs

Try shoving that phone up your ass, says Steve Jobs

Does your new phone have a sharper, more vibrant, higher-resolution screen than you dreamed possible, an impressive 5-megapixel camera you can use to edit and create your own movies and take beautiful, detailed photos - even in low light - but you ca...
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Funny story: Hull City Open Championship Campaign Against Those Welsh Bastards Swansea City

Hull City Open Championship Campaign Against Those Welsh Bastards Swansea City

Hull City, the team who have, for the last two seasons, graced the Premier League before being unceremoniously dumped back into the Championship at the end of last term, will open their new campaign, not as they did last year, on the glorious stage o...
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Funny story: Manchester City Thought They Were Getting David Villa Not David Silva

Manchester City Thought They Were Getting David Villa Not David Silva

World's richest club Manchester City have admitted they've made a major pre-season blunder after signing Spanish winger David Silva for £24m - they thought he was David Villa. The bloomer came to light today after City organised a Press conference...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Says That Courtney Love Called Him A "Dick" Simply Because She Is A "Cunt"

Robert Pattinson Says That Courtney Love Called Him A "Dick" Simply Because She Is A "Cunt"

LOS ANGELES - One of America's 'not-so-good-looking' women Courtney Love has called one of the most popular young actors in the nation a "Dick." Love was eating a Sushi Pizza at L.A.'s The Pompous Pizza Parlor when she was asked what she thought a...
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Funny story: Lord Peter Mandelson - I Lied But You Can Believe Me Now

Lord Peter Mandelson - I Lied But You Can Believe Me Now

As the storm grows from revelations made in Lord Peter Mandelson's memoirs, The Third Man, pundits have began to increasingly ask the simple questions - if as he says Gordon Brown made mistake after mistake, ignored key advice, had a "ludicrously opt...
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Funny story: UK Toilet Caper Comes Acropper in Crapper Uproar as Shit Hits The Fan In Shopping Mall Shitter!

UK Toilet Caper Comes Acropper in Crapper Uproar as Shit Hits The Fan In Shopping Mall Shitter!

"Holy Shit!" Those were the first words that came to mind as Mall Shoppers in Rochdale stepped into the loo at the local mall today and found only a stinky sink hole to provide relief. According to Mall Spokesman Hortense Prettymoth, the new 'sta...
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