Funny story: Kids spell the most wonderful things!

Kids spell the most wonderful things!

When I was teaching in Middlesbrough, N.E. England,my first job was at Fleetham Street Juniors. Townie kids to be sure. As a new teacher I was always keen on having students enjoy creative writing. I would take in objects from time to time and have them describe them....obviously hoping for a wealth of adjectives. I could (and still CAN) read my students' stories and understand what th...
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Funny story: Magnetic prison being built in Guantanamo Bay

Magnetic prison being built in Guantanamo Bay

The military is secretly building a new prison in Guantanamo Bay. This prison will hold terrorists against the wall using magnets, magnets will be installed in the Orange Jumpsuits, guards will then be able at will to operate the magnetic walls to...
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Funny story: Paul The Psychic Octopus: Everybody Wants a Piece

Paul The Psychic Octopus: Everybody Wants a Piece

Paul The Psychic Octopus is famous, after his amazing series of accurate predictions of World Cup results. Having "won" the final too, it might be appropriate to say that the world would seem to be his oyster, as it were, writes Moll Usk, Celebrity C...
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Funny story: Asteroids v Hemorrhoids

Asteroids v Hemorrhoids

Scientists at the European Space Agency are extremely excited as they explain that the Rozetta Satellite is soon to be photographing asteroids. Taxpayers, worldwide, just do not understand why scientists in many countries are spending billions on...
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Funny story: Arizona Has Just Banned The Singing of The Christmas Song "Jingle Bells"

Arizona Has Just Banned The Singing of The Christmas Song "Jingle Bells"

PHOENIX - The Arizona Senate has just voted 97-3 to ban the singing of the all-time classic Christmas song "Jingle Bells." Senator Kipper "Kluxey" Klippstein, of Flagstaff, who authored the proposition known as Arizona Proposition X-19, stated tha...
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Funny story: The Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Saints

The Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name To The New Orleans Tar Saints

NEW ORLEANS - Tom Benson, owner of The Super Bowl winners the New Orleans Saints has just announced that he has decided to change the name of his NFL football team Benson, who owns several Chevrolet dealerships in San Antonio, along with 782 Taco...
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Funny story: World Cup 'Mystake'

World Cup 'Mystake'

I reported Mystic Meg's prediction that the World Cup final between Spain and the Netherlands would end in disaster. So many red cards were predicted, the game would be abandoned for lack of players. The fact that referee Howard Webb, is colour bl...
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Funny story: Paul, the psychic octopus did it - Spain won the world cup!

Paul, the psychic octopus did it - Spain won the world cup!

Well, Paul the psychic octopus did indeed come through. Spain won the World Cup just as Paul predicted. I don't think we have ever seen such a 'dirty' final. An amazing amount of yellow cards, uncountable free kicks and a sending off. Why did they...
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Funny story: True Little-Known Facts To Amaze Him/Her On Your First Date!

True Little-Known Facts To Amaze Him/Her On Your First Date!

1. The number one fear of all men is public speaking. However, the number two fear is that their next cellmate has a whopper. 2. Most people today believe that the Macarena came from Latin America. However, it was actually copied from a dance by President Jimmy Carter's brother, Billy, after drinking too much beer before getting into the line to see the two-headed goat at Ye Auld Peanut Days in...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Reportedly Dating Lindsay Lohan

Mel Gibson Reportedly Dating Lindsay Lohan

Drunken, dirty-mouthed anti-Semite Mel Gibson is secretly dating drunken, dirty-mouthed anti-judge Lindsay Lohan, periodically reliable sources suggest. In fact, to show solidarity with Lohan, these sources indicate that if Gibson ever goes to co...
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Funny story: Letters To The Editor

Letters To The Editor

Letters To The Editor: Dear Mr. Spoof, Six months ago I fell and hit my head on a frozen anvil. The doctors gave up hope of any recover at all. However, my faithful wife, Henrietta (I think) faithfully came and saw me each day at the hospital. Although that has been disputed. How would I know? Don't confuse me. Dear Henny (I call her Henny since the accident) came daily and read to...
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Funny story: Police Do Care

Police Do Care

The Joplin Police Department reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant. The dead man's name was withheld and will not be released until his immediately family had been properly notified. The nam...
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Funny story: Harry Reid Booed From Senate Floor Friday By Democrats

Harry Reid Booed From Senate Floor Friday By Democrats

Harry Reid may be losing his position as head of the Senate because, while everyone else in his own party booed Friday, he waved and left the floor. "My own Party, the Democrats, were not booing me. They were yelling "Pooo!" as 80-year-old Senator...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Doesn't Try To Hide His Mistake

Robert Pattinson Doesn't Try To Hide His Mistake

According to an interview that was carried by Sunday's Special 'Vamp Parade', Kristen Stewart from the Twilight series of movies says that nothing has really changed between Robert Pattinson and herself other than 'trust' and that has changed very li...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown Does a Moat

Gordon Brown Does a Moat

Since his demise as unelected Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Gordon Brown has seemingly gone to ground. Due to nationwide hatred for this crazed politician nobody even thought about actually looking for him as heretofore it was a ca...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber "Not My Son" Confesses Mallett

Justin Bieber "Not My Son" Confesses Mallett

Floppy, tousled, baby-faced pre-pubescent pop plaything Justin Bieber has lived up to his perfect role model image up to now all through his astonishing meteoric rise through the celebrity tween stratosphere, writes Dan Desperate, Celebrity Cash-In H...
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Funny story: "The Few" Still Remembered on the 20th Anniversary of the 50th Anniversary of "The Few"

"The Few" Still Remembered on the 20th Anniversary of the 50th Anniversary of "The Few"

IT WAS A SUMMER VERY LIKE THIS, in July 1990, when the 50th Anniversary of the Battle of Britain was commembrated on Higgins Point in Sussex with the unveiling of "The Few", a statue on the cliffhead featuring a twenty-foot Spitfire attached to a gra...
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Funny story: US and Russia Swap Spies and Recipes

US and Russia Swap Spies and Recipes

A modern-day espionage story that started out steeped in drama and having all the trappings of a good old-fashioned Cold War diplomatic nightmare, has ended without a bang as officials from the United States and Russia agreed to swap spies and let by...
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Funny story: Theme park plan for Rothbury

Theme park plan for Rothbury

Local business in the village of Rothbury have been booming in the wake of its noteriety as the hiding place of Britains most wanted man, Raoul Moat. In the first few hours following the seige and stand off, it was noted that special souvenier mugs,...
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Funny story: Cheryl Tweedy Getting Better

Cheryl Tweedy Getting Better

Doctors are pleased to announce that Cheryl is making a speedy recovery. She started talkng a load of old bolox in the early hours of the morning. At one time, during the day, Doctors thought they might lose her when she started talking about Quan...
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Funny story: The Truth About Lebrons Move to Florida

The Truth About Lebrons Move to Florida

In an exclusive interview with Lebron James, an undisclosed source revealed recently some of the confidential nature of the interview. James admitted that the main issue that prompted his move to Florida was to be near Tiger Woods. He further ad...
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Funny story: Eminem Refuses to go on Stage Until a Bus Takes Him 40ft

Eminem Refuses to go on Stage Until a Bus Takes Him 40ft

At last nights T in the Park concert, Scotland's top music festival, headline act Eminem aka Marshall Mathers refused to walk 40 foot to the stage for fear of getting his trainers dirty. Eminem's prima donna behaviour resulted in festival organisers having to hire a bus to transport the diminutive rapper 40 foot to the stage and supply him with plastic bags to cover his feet. How very gangsta...
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Funny story: New Electric Vehicle Rule from the Government

New Electric Vehicle Rule from the Government

Transport secretary, Philip Hammond, is overseeing the formulation of new laws that will see it a requirement for Electrically powered vehicles to 'Make a noise' to ensure that pedestrians can hear the approach of the vehicle, to ensure their safety. Official Statement: Their noiseless glide has seen them dubbed the silent killers of the road. But electric cars could soon be given special 'sign...
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Funny story: It's Hard to Laugh When You Stub Your Toe

It's Hard to Laugh When You Stub Your Toe

Doctors at the Psychedelic Post-Premonition Research Center in Mill Valley, California have discovered that the some toes are loaded with previously unidentified microscopic nerve cells. The cells are called Samantha Micro Toe Cellules after the lab...
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Funny story: Duchess of York forced to fire seven staff members

Duchess of York forced to fire seven staff members

The Duchess of York has had to fire seven of her staff members in an attempt to get back on her feet financially. Meanwhile, the Duke is taking over her finances and removed her credit cards from her wallet. She has to earn them back. The Duch...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Radio Guide

Isle of Wight News - Radio Guide

What's On Radio Mottistone 05:00 Full English Breakfast with John English playing hits from the 60s. Including Farming Report with Silas Gurner. 07:00 Good Morning Babs Mullett visits the multicoloured sandstone cliffs of Alum Bay with Island geologist Percy Tapper and talks to Whippingham vet Tara Bumttay about mange and hardpad in North Wight. Plus News & Weather. 09:00 Craft Corne...
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Funny story: Castro impersonator makes rare public appearance, masses reassured; Disney denies animatron rumours

Castro impersonator makes rare public appearance, masses reassured; Disney denies animatron rumours

New photographs have emerged showing a remarkably realistic Fidel Castro impersonator greeting workers in a rare 'public' appearance. The images of a grey-bearded "Castro", 83 and/or dead, smiling and wearing a white tracksuit with a Disney logo,...
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Funny story: Paul The Psychic Octopus Is English!

Paul The Psychic Octopus Is English!

Those bloody Germans have been at it again. Not satisfied with finishing 3rd in the World Cup, hammering England 4-1, and marmalising the Argies 4-0, they wheel out a bloody psychic octopus. What they keep rather quiet about though, is that Paul t...
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Funny story: Maine Tourist Economy Goes in Crapper as Obama Threatens Weekend Visit to Bar Harbour in Midst of Season!

Maine Tourist Economy Goes in Crapper as Obama Threatens Weekend Visit to Bar Harbour in Midst of Season!

There was panic in the Maine tourist industry today with the news that President Barry Obama and his immaculate family were threatening to disrupt the entire Tourist Economy of Mt. Desert Island with a Presidential 'personal holiday' starting next we...
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Funny story: MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

Tired of MPs yelling at each other during debates, much like children on the schoolyard, John Berkow,Speaker of The House of Commons is said to be thinking of following the methods of reprimanding individuals used by football referees. John Berkow...
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Funny story: Telstar 401 spirograph responsible for 99% of crop circle formations

Telstar 401 spirograph responsible for 99% of crop circle formations

NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Curveball Mess): Officially the coms sat was lost in 1997 after a freak magnetic storm detelted tracking signals. Also - officially - there was no on-board spirograph attached to its signals relay hard drive. Bur newly de...
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Funny story: Barefoot Bandit Steps on Nail, Cops Track Bloody Footprint

Barefoot Bandit Steps on Nail, Cops Track Bloody Footprint

For two years, Colton Harris-Moore, age 19, dubbed the "Barefoot Bandit" has been on the run from police for a string of vehicle-themed thefts including several cars, a few airplanes and half a dozen boats. He was finally caught in the Bahamas after...
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Funny story: Skint Sarah Ferguson decides enough is enough and flies off on her luxury holiday!

Skint Sarah Ferguson decides enough is enough and flies off on her luxury holiday!

Fergie alias Sarah Ferguson, alias ex-wife of a British Prince is officially skint! She's sacked her staff, flogged her heirlooms, refused to appear on Celeb Come Dancing and is so upset that she's decided to jump on a VIP, first class flight to t...
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Funny story: Octopus Predicts Palin For President

Octopus Predicts Palin For President

In a stunning announcement this morning, Paul, the Physic Octopus, has picked Sarah Palin to win the US presidency in 2012. With almost a perfect record in predicting World Cup soccer games, the famous Octopus has given new life to Republican hopes f...
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Funny story: Spooks probe Anna Chapman's Vatican Bank accounts

Spooks probe Anna Chapman's Vatican Bank accounts

London - (Wackjobs): CIA officials have given UK anti-terror cops the holy grail of the God's Banker conspiracy smoking guns. A two day debriefing of Sarah, Duchess of York's birth daughter Anna Chapman has confirmed the very worst. Far from ba...
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Funny story: Tom Jones begins morphing into Morgan Freeman

Tom Jones begins morphing into Morgan Freeman

In the latest photographs of Tom Jones he does appear to be morphing into Morgan Freeman. Photographs of Sir Tom (Morgan) Jones accompanied a recent article in which the V.P. of Sir Tom's record company complained about Sir Tom's latest C.D. Ap...
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Funny story: Mattel & Apple team up to make "iBarbie"

Mattel & Apple team up to make "iBarbie"

Apple CEO, Steve Jobs, released an official statement today, confirming the release of iBarbie, Apple's newest product. It will 'hopefully make Mattel look like they make good products again' and 'will not poison children with lead inhalation dangers...
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Funny story: Freed Russian spies name Charles' Dacha Originals as terror shopfront

Freed Russian spies name Charles' Dacha Originals as terror shopfront

M25 Corridor - (BOGOF News): A secret MI5 whorehouse - er...safehouse! - debriefing has stunned anti-terror cops. Two of the Anna Chapman-swop Russian spies have grassed up a dissolute band of renegade organic produce peddlers behind Charles' Dac...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby gets second set of traffic lights

Isle of Wight News - Newby gets second set of traffic lights

Newby, now has two sets of traffic lights. The residents were extremely excited when the first set was 'erected'. Now they are 'over the moon'. The first set was 'erected' in 1969 and a street party was held. Ribbons were tied to them and children danced around them like they dance around a May pole. Traffic was held up for 45 minutes. The first set is to be found at the North end of the...
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Funny story: A kitty cat will run for President in 2012

A kitty cat will run for President in 2012

A real life orange cat named Garfield is going to run for President of the United States in 2012. If elected, he will be eating and sleeping on the job. He will purr as well and wishes to be petted by his White House staff, his running mate is...
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Funny story: Film Remakes Set To Go Crazy

Film Remakes Set To Go Crazy

After the successful remake of "Rambo" starring Raoul Moat and a cast of thousands it is rumored that we could soon see the remake of, "The Great Escape" wherein the inmates of Broadmoor prison tunnel out en mass via the canteen toilet. Police, F...
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Funny story: Madonna dating Jesus (Luz)

Madonna dating Jesus (Luz)

Madonna's recent toy-boy is indeed named Jesus, Jesus Luz. He is a young model and has caught the eye of the singing, dancing, ,nymphomaniac, who refuses to grow up. Or, perhaps it is his NAME. Madonna's father IS a Minister and she is, perhaps, trying to get into her dad's good books, and I don't mean the Bible. It is far too late for that. Thinking about this relationship on a deeper...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle holding competition for a fan to sing with her

Susan Boyle holding competition for a fan to sing with her

Susan Boyle, well 'her people' that is, have decided to hold a competition in which the 'winner' will get to sing 'Silent Night' with Susan. I must admit to being an avid Subo fan and I have never hidden the fact that I do belong to two of 'the purple' sites. but I am a terrible singer. Much as I would love to enter the competition, I can't. However, I AM able to sign in 'exact English' s...
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Funny story: Skinhead Rethinking Tattoo Choice as he Heads off to Prison

Skinhead Rethinking Tattoo Choice as he Heads off to Prison

A white supremacist, who earlier this year attempted to take the life of the President of the United States and was sentenced to ten years in federal prison, is trying to convince the courts to allow him to have the tattoos altered before serving his...
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Funny story: Southern Californians bare their butts at passing trains "not in a GAY WAY"

Southern Californians bare their butts at passing trains "not in a GAY WAY"

The annual gathering of over 10000 loonies dropping their pants and baring their butts at passing trains continues to grow and shock frigid Southern California. The major of the town in Laguna Niguel, has attempted to ban the happening (he's a Mor...
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Funny story: Dare Devil, Crash Granny Dead At 87

Dare Devil, Crash Granny Dead At 87

Maudrice Langsley, the world famous Crash Granny who created 90% of all the dare devil stunts used in Hollywood movies was killed Saturday while finishing up her farewell tour in Sidney, Australia. Granny, who in all of her 87 years of doing deat...
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Funny story: Hereditary Memory Transfer

Hereditary Memory Transfer

Have you ever entered an unfamiliar place and all of a sudden felt that you'd been there before? These types of sensations and others like them happen to people all over the world, everyday. Up until a few years ago, science was at a loss to explain...
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Funny story: The Seaweed Invasion

The Seaweed Invasion

Could you imagine the consequences if a common weed took over the world and nothing could be done about it? Well, that's what happening right now under the sea and the culprit is a sea weed called Caulerpa Taxifolia. A pretty, salt water aquarium...
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Funny story: Energy Drinks On The Go

Energy Drinks On The Go

For anyone who has been homeless for more than a day, mayonnaise is a real Godsend. It can be acquired at almost all fast food restaurants for free and it provides just enough calories to sustain one's energy level for a few more miserable hours, or until they can scrounge up something else to eat from a dumpster. Mayonnaise as we all know is most commonly used as a sandwich spread but duri...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Lone Gunman!

Britain's Got Lone Gunman!

27,000 THOUSAND MEN from all over the North of England, most of them taxi drivers or ex-servicemen, gathered in Leeds Town Square yesterday for the first in a series of open auditions for the new series of "Popgun Idol". Muttering The queues fo...
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Funny story: True examples of how English is being used in different parts of the world

True examples of how English is being used in different parts of the world

Collection of signs found around the world In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do n...
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Funny story: 23 Reasons to serve alcohol at work

23 Reasons to serve alcohol at work

A recent study of working practises within the UK, by the New Labour Gratification Committee, had decided that serving alcohol in the workplace would be beneficial for the following reasons: 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communication. 4. It reduces complaint about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a ha...
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Funny story: What if God decided to install voice mail?

What if God decided to install voice mail?

What if God decided to install voice mail? Intrepid unpaid reporter Inchcock Chambers, debated this point with Patrick O'Malley, at the Church Of Our Lady last week, and between them came up with this scenario, in the event that it should happen. Imagine praying and hearing this: Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for reque...
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Funny story: Civil War Discovery Hints At Cover Up

Civil War Discovery Hints At Cover Up

Maynard Haze, 3rd generation descendant and grandson of Jagard Haze, was drilling an access shaft for a new well on his late grand-father's property and discovered an underground chamber full of Civil War documents and official orders from the Confed...
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Funny story: Benefit Concert Goes Awry

Benefit Concert Goes Awry

An outdoor benefit concert at the Hotsprings Fairgrounds in Dead Valley, Mx. to raise money for the deminishing Flame-Tailed Lizard went a rye when Buster Steels, lead guitar player for the Pine Box Band mistakenly plugged his electric guitar into a...
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Funny story: Meteor Downs Airliner Over Tehran

Meteor Downs Airliner Over Tehran

A 747 Starliner that disintegrated at 30,000 feet do to a breach in its structural integrity and subsequent loss of air-pressure over Tehran, Iran, last week has been labeled an unpreventable freak accident. A micro size meteor has been discovered lo...
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Funny story: Space Probe Returning To Earth With Deadly Contamination

Space Probe Returning To Earth With Deadly Contamination

It has been reported by the Space Center in China that a space probe launched in 1998, on a ten year round-trip exploration voyage to Ferno, a small asteroid that orbits the sun every three-hundred years is returning. However, instruments on board th...
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Funny story: War On Drugs, Tell-All Book

War On Drugs, Tell-All Book

Federal agent, Samuel Krane who was fired from the agency for protesting the War on Drugs has written a tell-all book that may cause several heads to roll in the Federal Government. According to Krane, there have been 30 million U.S. citizens arr...
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Funny story: Massacre Not Gang Related

Massacre Not Gang Related

The bloody massacre of twenty-five members of the Wolf Pack gang by rival gang member Felix Mortos of the Pajaros, was deemed a random act of violence and not gang related by Raymond Estra, police chief of the Boardertown, Police Department. Accor...
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Funny story: The Canine Connection

The Canine Connection

The following testimony is one man's incredible story of how he was cured of chronic back pain by an animal. As the facts unfold, they will appear to be fictional in nature, however, the author has signed a written affidavit and has also agreed to submit to a lie detector test upon request. My name is Ben Malo and I am an ancient history enthusiast. In my spare time, I read anything that I can...
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Funny story: A Realistic Look At Death

A Realistic Look At Death

When the physical human body completes its cellular evolution and reaches the end of its life cycle, the biophysical and chemical elements that our body's are composed of are organically broken down in mass and density to their most minute molecular levels and used as a source of energy for other living organisms which exist within a microscopic realm. These living organisms which exist within...
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Funny story: The Amazing Insect World (Part 1)

The Amazing Insect World (Part 1)

My name is Trent Dementia and by pure chance I discovered that Red Fire Ants have intelligence. This may sound incredible but it's true and after you've read my story, you'll believe it too. Every morning around sunrise, I travel by foot to a salvage yard in north Las Vegas , Nevada . The journey only takes me an hour or so but along the way I explore the surrounding desert and all the magnific...
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Funny story: The Amazing Insect World (Part 2.)

The Amazing Insect World (Part 2.)

The Price Of Blasphemy - I didn't return to the battle grounds where the backsliders had revolted against my divine authority for about six months. I wasn't going to return there at all but I had a change of heart. I don't know if it was my compassion or my love for the little ones that drove my thoughts and made me return but one day I did stop by to see if the Red Fire Ants had repented of their...
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Funny story: The Cattle Molestation Case

The Cattle Molestation Case

On a lonely Nevada highway, Mary Coontz sped along in her 1950 Rambler making her way back to Hermosa Beach, California. She had been covering a story about the strange cattle molestation case in Groom Lake, Nevada and was in a big hurry to submit he...
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Funny story: Recycled Smokeless Tobacco

Recycled Smokeless Tobacco

My name is Tex Colten and I've been using smokeless (snuff, dip) tobacco for over ten years now and it's often occurred to me that the majority of the tobacco is being wasted. You take a pitch of the tobacco with your fingers and then place it between your cheek and gum, and then suck on it until all the favor is gone, then spit out the tobacco. What a waste, especially, since snuff tobacco is pri...
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Funny story: Ducks On A Pond

Ducks On A Pond

An Unwelcome Premonition - I was sitting in the grass along Ravens St. in the old town where I lived when my attention was captivated by the roaring sound of a powerful engine with a huge propeller whipping at the air over-head. I jumped to my feet and looked up and saw what looked like a military cargo plane heading in my direction. It was about six-hundred feet off the ground and flying way...
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Funny story: The Hand Of God

The Hand Of God

I was going through my medicine cabinet looking for my Lithium so that I would have it with me when I evacuated and fled from the incoming category 5 hurricane when I heard the news man on the radio say, "We have just gotten word in that a nuclear warhead launched from the Soviet Union has detonated somewhere within the proximity of Washington, DC. No word as of yet what the damage report is or wh...
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Funny story: Uncle Len's Journal (Part 1.)

Uncle Len's Journal (Part 1.)

The United States of America will soon go through a complete restructuring process and an economic metamorphosis that has been in the planning stage since the Great Depression (1928-39). As early as 1920, the United States, Department Of The Treasury realized that our democratic, capitalist form of government was headed on a collision course with a "Financial Tsunami." They knew that it was o...
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Funny story: That Can't Be In The Bible

That Can't Be In The Bible

Introduction - That Can't Be In The Bible began in Big Woods, Louisiana, the center of the Bible Belt, where I lived with my elderly father and stepmother. My stepmother's first two husbands had been Southern Baptist preachers before they died. They were college trained clergymen who left an awesome library in her house of biblical literature and homiletic books (sermon guidelines). To pas...
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Funny story: Mystery Of The Chem Trails Solved

Mystery Of The Chem Trails Solved

Today was a beautiful sunny day and I was talking to one of my economic refugee friend about the sky being so clear. It then dawned on both of us that there weren't any high flying planes letting out chem trails to cloud the sky over. "Well that just proves that the shit those planes spray out is not meant to block out any harmful rays from the sun and obviously they're not spaying any chemical...
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Funny story: Paranoid

Paranoid

Today is May 26, 2010, and I am starting to become stressed out from the recent current events. My happy-go-lucky disposition is slowly but surely transforming into a demeanor of antisocial resentment and distrust for those around me. I have spent the past month absorbed in the study of current events that relate to the world around me and now, they're taking a tole on my sanity, they're star...
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Funny story: A White Guy's Observation

A White Guy's Observation

I live in Los Angeles County, USA., and I would like to tell you about what it's like to be a white guy here. *Every time something is broadcast on the news about immigration that stimulates anger amongst the Hispanic population - I get dirty looks and unwelcome vibs. *Every time something is broadcast on the news about slavery in American history, or racial prejudice that stimulates anger...
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Funny story: Satan's Fools (Part 1.)

Satan's Fools (Part 1.)

We have all been fooled by Satan, the wolf in sheep's clothing. While we were waiting for the Antichrist to arrive and bring the 'mark of the beast' to brand us with, Satan has been destroying GOD's creation all along. He's been using mankind as a puppet, he's been pulling our strings all the while by making us chase after the pleasurable things in life. He's made us worship the almighty do...
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Funny story: Economical Party Recipes (Ready In 5 Minutes)

Economical Party Recipes (Ready In 5 Minutes)

Hobo Guacamole - Want to party like the "Rich N Famous" but you're homeless?  Well, now you can  invite all your friends over for chips and dip with this delicious recipe for Hobo Guacamole. Ingredients: 1 can of peas 5 packets of mayonnaise 2 packets each of salt & pepper Mixing directions:  smash the peas thoroughly and mix with mayo, add salt & pepper to taste (smashed peas l...
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Funny story: Innovative & New, "Smell A Vision"

Innovative & New, "Smell A Vision"

The other day, I had the pleasure of experiencing a fantastic new type of television, called "Smell A Vision." The device filled the room with a brilliantly correlated and in sync variety of aromas that related to whatever was being shown on the screen. When the picture on the screen showed an actor barbecuing in his backyard, the entire room that I was sitting in filled with the smell of barbe...
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Funny story: Gulf Of Mexico Evacuees Find Work On The East Coast

Gulf Of Mexico Evacuees Find Work On The East Coast

Since the evacuation along the coastline of the gulf states, the shipping and trucking industry in the gulf has come to a complete stand still; all imports and exports of goods that used to sail in and out of the gulf ports have been reassigned to sh...
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Funny story: Gulf Of Mexico Oil Spill - Toxic Fumes Too Hazardous

Gulf Of Mexico Oil Spill - Toxic Fumes Too Hazardous

After three attempts to contain the massive oil leak have failed, it has been determined that the site is too toxic for humans to work around anymore. Remote controlled, robotic amphibious apparatuses that have been used to attempt to contain the...
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Funny story: Has Satan Changed The Game Plan In The Last Quarter

Has Satan Changed The Game Plan In The Last Quarter

It's quite possible that Satan knows what's written in the Book Of Revelation by Saint John The Divine. If he does, wouldn't the master of disguises, the grand jester, the trickster of salvation - change the game plan just before the final game (Armageddon), in order to make sure that he has the court advantage? The Book Of Revelation was written around the year 90 AD., that was one thousand,...
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Funny story: Portrait Of The Streets (Poem)

Portrait Of The Streets (Poem)

There's that old homeless man What's he doing around here He drinks far too much at night Then sleeps it off under the pier He's life's been shattered He has nothing of his own He's a lonely, homeless old man Doesn't even own a comb His wife died of cancer And his son was killed in the war He's full of heartache and sorrow now And doesn't want to live anymore He's been begging f...
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Funny story: My Nightmare Job At Goodwill Industries

My Nightmare Job At Goodwill Industries

Affidavit Of Rodney Lee Mitchell Jr. (ID. Badge #7757) AKA.: Ron Leddy (funNgames) My Nightmare Job At Goodwill Industries Part 1. I worked for Goodwill Industries from March 22, 2010 to April 24, 2010 and I would like to tell you a bit about my experience there. First off, I would like to say that it was one of the most chaotic and stressful jobs that I personally have ever had and I...
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Funny story: An April 15th, Tax Time Nightmare

An April 15th, Tax Time Nightmare

A few years ago Rodney Mitchell, joined the Song Writer's Guild and not long afterwards, he started receiving royalty checks in the mail, each check being no less than $650.00. The total amount of the royalties being sent to his address was $150,000.
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Funny story: The G.A.C. Formula

The G.A.C. Formula

Profound Answers To Today's Current Events I've spent the past two weeks listening extensively to the most popular radio talk show hosts in America, and I've heard them stutter, repeat themselves and even talk over their callers and co-hosts in a futile attempt to make us the general public believe that they alone, are the "wise old owls" of our specie. They go to great lengths to bait us...
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Funny story: Planet Dindon discovered and full alien cats

Planet Dindon discovered and full alien cats

A new planet called Planet Dindon has been discovered surrounding Alpha Centuri, this planet consists of aliens that look like cats but talk like humans, they have their own language and their own alphabet as well. It is now alleged that some of t...
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Funny story: True Origins of the Internet Discovered in Text

True Origins of the Internet Discovered in Text

Unpaid reporter Inchcock Chambers, visited the Middle East, to speak with old sage Hezekiah Job, descendent of the Asher tribe. Who revealed the True Origins of the Internet from written text. Here are the resulting findings: An old, bearded shepherd with a crooked staff walked up to a stone pulpit and said, "And lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto hi...
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Funny story: The State of UK Politics in 2015 Forecast

The State of UK Politics in 2015 Forecast

Political analyst Inchcock Chambers has presented the results of his Nottingham College of Lamp-Wick Trimming Specialist Qualification, forecasting the political status with the UK for the 2010. They forecast that there will be eight main Alliances fighting the election. Here are the resulting forecasts: Alliance Party One, Comprising of: * British National Party * Muslim Power *...
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Funny story: World Cup Final - Goodbye Vuvuzelas, Farewell Africa

World Cup Final - Goodbye Vuvuzelas, Farewell Africa

Tonight sees the final confrontation in a largely uneventful World Cup 2010 in South Africa, as Spain and Holland duke it out for the right to hoist the fair trade trophy in Johannesburg, and the right to be 'World Champions' for the next four years.
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Funny story: Twilight Eclipse Movie Bombs In Romania

Twilight Eclipse Movie Bombs In Romania

Sources in the Eastern European Republic of Romania have informed us that the latest instalment of the Twilight saga movie franchise, Eclipse, has bombed spectacularly here in Romania, and frequently plays to empty houses in movie theaters. It is...
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Funny story: Exiled Bolivian Colonel Cautioned Over Cheryl Tweedy Vagina Outburst

Exiled Bolivian Colonel Cautioned Over Cheryl Tweedy Vagina Outburst

A renowned author was given a sound ticking off last night by Metropolitan Police officers after allegedly standing on the pavement outside a private Chelsea hospital, and shouting in a loud voice that he demanded to see for himself, Cheryl Tweedy's...
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Funny story: Apple Opens Shanghai Store, iPads Protest

Apple Opens Shanghai Store, iPads Protest

Saturday's opening of an Apple store in Shanghai did not go exactly as planned. A dozen iPads did not do their company proud. On their arrival on Thursday, they kept on ordering Chinese takeout and ate much more than they should have. Then, o...
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